Speaker 1: She still has a lot of civil litigation coming after her,
so it ain't over for her.
Speaker 2: I love I love Erica, the self respecting boss bitch
falling in love with a man that literally Caesar milans
her in public when he doesn't want her to keep talking.
Speaker 3: I love that. That's so fun. Hi, Hello, welcome to
bad TV. What do you look at that?
Speaker 1: Our timer?
Speaker 2: That's great instincts. We're here to talk about the season finale. Boy,
does it not feel like a finale?
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm Dylan. That's pat
Ruby is joining for overseas.
Speaker 1: Hello, had a lovely weekend with the both of you
at Dylan and Baby Show.
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Speaker 3: Reviews. Thank you so much. They've been coming in. We'll
read them on below deck.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do a readdown on below deck. Well, if
we'll try to do it, you know we'll do We'll
do something. Okay, Okay, can I give my babies?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: You want to give your baby. Yep, go ahead.
Speaker 2: This episode to me was a little bit like, so
Sutton sucks, I want it off the show. Okay, so
Sutton sucks, it's time for her to go. We made
and this is where I wanna So Sutton sucks, right,
we can all agreat Ruby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: This episode, the core dramatic point of tension was was
dery an Erica's condemnation of Sutton coordinated or not coordinated.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was.
Speaker 2: What this finale was really about. And then we get
to the end when Kyle says, when I heard the verdict,
I thought about Erica and she says that on ironically, and.
Speaker 3: So we have that stuff too. But Garcela is leaving
the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you know what. The drama that led to
that apparently will be revealed on one of the three reunions.
I would have loved to have seen it play out
in front of cameras, but that's kind of a running
theme with this season. Sure things happen off camera that
they don't capture, such as Garcel's dating life. She mentions
it touched on it. It turns out she's dating guys
she meets at Gelson's. I'd love to see who she's dating. Yeah, yeah,
that's too that's too personal.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So if Garcel's gone, then Sutton is really
alone on an eye. And if Sutton is alone on
an island, she might as well just leave the show.
We don't want her anyway. So if Garcela and Sutton
are gone, why don't we just get rid of every
single last one of them except for Bose and Kathy.
Those are the only two people I need on this show.
Speaker 1: Really, Okay, I think I think swamp rous zero baby.
I think Babe can stay too. Baby, she's due for
a good season. Baby over it will be you go next.
Speaker 4: Please agree. Sutton sucks.
Speaker 1: She's giving me Kelly Dodd energy. Now how she's so
gross and vile? She really is?
Speaker 4: And yeah, I don't like anything about her, I really don't.
I think she's becoming too dark. I think Bravo don't
make the mistake of bringing her back replacing Garcela Jennifer Tilly.
Don't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't do that. Well, that's exactly what Tilly's like, cheesecake.
You eat it once a year, mm hmm.
Speaker 4: It's it's great. Ya don't have it more than that. Okay,
boast is on. I think Jimmy Fallon or Kimmel I
get them confused, which is like very impressive and very cool.
I agree her and Kathy loved this episode. Underwhelming. Erica's
combination of meds is really doing her. She's doing a
great job this time around. I think she's really the though. No, no, no,
But for her life, she feels measured, she feels, I
don't know, more normal. I think she should switch some
things around. Fuck it up a little bit, come back
next season. Raging at sixteen year old kids again. Ye
forty no twenty nine, bebes.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine, babys. Okay, I'm going to talk about the
entire season, not just this episode, because this episode sucked. Okay,
this was a mediocre season. I tried being positive and
saying how much I was loving it, but old Patty
was lying. I really didn't like it. It was mediocre.
And let me tell you why mediocre is worse than horrible,
Oh so much worse. When you have a mediocre season,
you don't have the kind of shakeup that horrible seasons have.
When you have a horrible season, that's when multiple cast
members get the boot. When you have a mediocre season,
you don't get the same shakeup. I think we're probably
gonna have the same cast. Maybe they'll add someone new
next season to replace Garcel. Now, let's talk about the
storylines that we followed this season. Two storylines involved ridiculous renovations.
One was swamp Rats. That was her entire season was
that renovation, which was the basically her rising out of
the ashes into a phoenix into a rental with horrible wallpaper.
Then we had garcels oil Field rent oil that was
her storyline this season.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then we had Bows, who I think is the only
star that shine this season, with that ridiculous storyline that
her and Keeley are going to get married storyline never
gonna happen. And then Kyle except for that little photo
that got released on TMZ with Moe banging a high
school student.
Speaker 2: Divorcing but not really acknowledging that it's a divorce and
not really talking about any of the reasons why they're
getting divorced.
Speaker 4: That's right, and if you bring it up, she won't
talk about it with you, right.
Speaker 1: Exactly, And that is the makings of a mediocre season.
Speaker 2: Oh and also dere Is mad at Sutton, the whole time,
and also is going through divorce.
Speaker 3: We won't really talk about.
Speaker 1: It now, Dere. It's going to be fun next season
because she's going to show her dating life, because she's
going to get whined and dined in sixty uh and
going to really nice places and uh oh, you're talking.
Speaker 3: About that thing where you put your face in the
person's buttthole.
Speaker 1: Right, something that I'll never do again until I die.
Speaker 3: The only person I've ever spoken to that was like
I like doing that.
Speaker 1: Was who someone big, very hot.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just like kind of a more size oh
male and female. Well, I mean, we don't need to
get into it.
Speaker 4: It was like, well you did want to get met it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like shocking.
Speaker 4: Actually, hey, Pat, why when you die, do you want
to put your face in a button? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't mean to say it that way.
I just think I'll probably never do it again. Error.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you didn't say that though, right, No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, it's like really like it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this season and this episode ten babays.
I hope this show fixes itself. The producer Alex Askin,
Come on, Alec, get in there, tell them. They need
to share about their lives. This is ridiculous. I need
to see these people dating. That's one of the fun
parts of the show, and then watching those relationships implode.
Speaker 2: Did you see that video I posted to Patreon of
me and Dot working and listening to Richard Elliott.
Speaker 1: I didn't, Oh my god, Oh wow. That's another reason
to go over to sign up for Patriot dot com
Slash another podcast network. Look at Dot on it after
you live It's best life. What are you feeding that thing?
Speaker 3: What do you mean it's fat? No, it isn't. Okay,
a couple of things.
Speaker 4: I know, a couple of things very quickly. I would
be the first to say she's fat. She is. If
anything perfect preferat is more than three for its of
her size.
Speaker 1: Well, if I talked to Dot and she heard this conversation.
Speaker 3: About her, she wouldn't care what you think.
Speaker 1: Maybe she might, because what it was is maybe I
just got her at a bad angle. You know how
you get a picture.
Speaker 2: You know, she not care what you have to say
or think about her body at all at all.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't mean to cat shame.
Speaker 3: She's a Turkish van, you bitch.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, really quickly before you keep going, Pat, I
wanted to yeah, very quickly, which we takes very seriously
in this family. She's a Turkish fan and it's a
lead cat. One, she was a rescue. Two. I was
recently attacked by something that looked exactly like her, but
not Turkish fan, shorter hair. That cat. That cat deserved
horrible things to happen to it. I called Dylan afterwards
and I said, you need to talk to her, to you,
she needs to put it out there never again, okay,
because she astro projects Dylan, Dylan Tigan, I don't know
what you mean, like, explain what astrol projecting is.
Speaker 1: Do you know what astro projecting like existing on other planes?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, cats and humans are really the only things they
can do it.
Speaker 3: Oh and that's I think Neil degrest Tyson. But yeah, no.
Speaker 2: Cats can fall into such a deep slumber that they
venture into the cosmos. And if you're not, if you've
never experienced it before, you might think that your cat's dead. Legitimately,
one of the most horrifying nights, Dot was astral projecting
for the first time, and I mean she was light
years away, so it took a little bit of time
for her to come back. I lifted her up and
she just went limp, and I thought she was dead,
and I thought she was on Saturn. I was cool,
you know, I was cool. I had to remain calm,
you know, I had to maintain right. But she blinked back.
And she is my entire life, right, And don't call
her it and don't call her foul.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Okay, well I will say you call her once the
baby arrives forgotten. I know, I know, it's sad what
happens to babies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll be nothing. Okay, so let's get to Beverly Hills. No,
she'll of course, She'll always be my my daughter.
Speaker 1: That's what all pet owners saying. Then the baby comes.
Theodore wanted to kill himself in the baby came.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 1: I had to talk him out of it. Even now,
he's still not as he was.
Speaker 3: No, Teddy's a little loopy.
Speaker 2: Teddy's uh, Teddy wants to find a cliff somewhere. Yeah,
we're doing our best. You know, tough times, all right,
let's get into the show. So sudden sucks, right, Yeah,
And she said the women swim Garcellan bows will not
women after our own hearts scary things in there.
Speaker 3: We got back to p K swimming. He was buoyant
back then. He still is. Actually he's still fat.
Speaker 1: That was a great flashback. Yeah, I missed that kind
of p k Uh he died. He told to read
his Lovely Life. He says, get in here. He said, no.
He says, if you jump in here, I'll buy you
a burkeing bag. Yeah, and then she jumped in the
water and he immediately called Maurice and asked if he
could borrow ten grand.
Speaker 2: Well, no, no, no, he was he was high on the
hog back then because he had just conned somebody out
of six hundred and I think he needed an extra twelve,
So it was six hundred and twelve other dollars. Yeah,
and they were like, we need to see p and ls.
He was like, don't worry about the p and ls.
Speaker 1: A handshake is just as good as those p and ls.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so he had the money.
Speaker 2: But anyways, back to the hotel. Kathy's eating Cheetos and
there are still fifteen people for every housewife. And I
know I've railed again this many times. The thing I
think that's most disgusting about it to me, again, no
one knows who grow over Cleveland is right, So why
do you need teams of people working on you? It's
it's the self importance of it all.
Speaker 3: You're a real housewife. Okay, Erica, you live in an outhouse?
All right? What are we doing with teams for these.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Grover Cleveland was our twentieth president.
And the reason they do this is wouldn't you like to.
Speaker 3: Live what years in office?
Speaker 1: Eighteen old, eighteen ninety four? He was right before Teddy?
Speaker 3: Was he a Democrat or a Republican?
Speaker 1: Well, they've swapped things, so you're talking about you know
what those Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not trying to get I'm just trying
to see if you know.
Speaker 1: Well, he's looking that up to prove me wrong.
Speaker 2: This isn't about proving anybody wrong. This is about people
fall into irrelevance with the natural churning of the annals
of time. Of course, right, so let's not think that
I mean a hundred years. I asked my cousin, these
fucking gen fucking twinkers. In one hundred years, they're not
going to know who the fuck Joe Rogan is, Who
the fuck cares about Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1: That's why you live for now. Don't think you're gonna
live in infamy. I think that's what Matt Dylan.
Speaker 4: Is why they have teams, because I saw a really
sad quote the other day that was about this exact topic,
and he said, like, how many of us know our
grandfather's grandfather and actually know them? No, but fuck off,
do whatever the fuck you want. Life is really short. Yeah,
have the teams, you.
Speaker 3: Know, No, don't have the teams. And you were right.
Grover Grover Cleveland.
Speaker 2: Eighteen eighty five to eighteen eighty nine, and then took
a little time off, got back in office eighteen ninety
three to eighteen ninety That's what I remember him for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Teddy Roosevelt was the next president.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Grover Cleveland actually died by auto erotic asphixation?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yep? I was studying lying, Yeah, No, he died of
a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Dylan, I was trying. I was studying to be on
Jeopardy like fourteen years ago. So I rented this dock
on Presidents. I was really I watched it like, oh really, yeah,
four times a week. Anyway. The reason they do this, Dylan, Yeah,
is I think think it's such a high to feel
like you're doing your wedding day. The morning of having
all these people paying attention to you, making sure every
little detail.
Speaker 2: The World's cup every year makes me sick, you know,
nightmare for them, it's been once a week while they're filming. Yeah,
all right, so we get to Okay, we get to
this Kyle didn't stand up for you thing, and we
get into Sutton is very sudden centric. She says that
these women have been wanting to break her down for
years and sudden. It's not that though in any way,
shape or form, really, anyway you cut it, it's just
what the show is, right, So that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: Well said, and it's pointed out by the flashback of
showing shut and be absolutely terrible to every single cast member,
every cast which, to your point, would negate her point.
Reality is everyone's fucking awesome. And when there's blood in
the water, the knives come out. You're getting a divorce,
They mock you. You start a business that fit else
that happens all the time. They mock you. You drink
too much, maybe you get a dui. They mock you
your husband steals forty million dollars from uh burn victims
and you hide those fucking earrings, They come for you.
Speaker 3: You know what, I think.
Speaker 2: I think that Sutton maybe spiraling a little bit because
I think there are murmurs about the fashion show. This
is like in the timeline. I think that like she
might be getting some shit about the fashion show. And
remember Rieb it didn't come right because she brought an
ounce of weed on her.
Speaker 1: And also she can't stand her daughter and does not
support her in any way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think post that and maybe people making
a mockery of the fashion show, which kind of look
it was a waiting for Guffman like fashion show.
Speaker 4: Maybe it coincided with the store closing as well or
something of that nature. But either way, no excuse. You
have three hundred thousand dollars a month, Go play elsewhere,
do anything you want. Nothing matters to you. Your mom
hates you, which is very sad. What I thought was
interesting and Pat will remember this. Maybe they chose to
leave out when Crystal and her had a discussion about
how Sutton does not see color or race, because right
now that would not make sense with her ally being garcel.
No conversation was had about that. I think that's probably
one of the worster things that she's like said directly
to someone now.
Speaker 1: But okay, I thought it was mischaracterized, and I think
that was what that was the storyline that I think
got Crystal thrown off the show.
Speaker 4: Oh God, I couldn't agree with you more. And that
is what that Sutton bring her back, Bring back that
one that's so breezy and so light. I truly believe
that she doesn't even know that that's offensive and that
she doesn't see color. And that's why we liked her.
Speaker 2: You know, sure, Kathy, you know, she just she just
calls a black woman named Bo's boss and it's you know,
it's wrong, but it's it's Kathy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Kathy. Now. So you did gloss over one thing,
which is it comes up later, so we might as
well bring it up. This is when Tilly thinks there
may have been a coordinated effort between Dart and Erica. Yes,
I'm here to tell Telly she can remove her tinfoil cap.
It's just some good old fashioned piling on. Yeah, that's
one of the things that this show has made famous.
Speaker 2: Right, So there's been a glitch in the matrix, Sutton
is not ready and like you mentioned, the post rolls
of the evidence of Sutton's behavior very damn it, very damning.
Speaker 1: To be fair, swamp rat deserved every drop of that, sure,
but it's what she did about Kyle's marriage before well
we knew it was falling apart. But she didn't have
to do that to Kyle at dinner, why aren't you
wearing your ring? Thanks sudden?
Speaker 3: Okay, so we get.
Speaker 2: To well, Garcelz tells Kyle that Sutton's looking for loyalty
from her, and Kyle is a snake. But Kyle makes
a great point. She's like, you didn't fucking say anything.
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about? Leave me alone, Get.
Speaker 1: Out of here.
Speaker 4: Iile doesn't Kyle doesn't know what it's like to be
loyal to people. She can only be loyal to their storylines,
which contribute to her ensuring more seasons on the show.
Her divorce would have done that for at least two,
and I don't know how the fuck she doesn't see that.
What is she gonna do if they canceled the show? Genuinely?
All her kids are grown now, Moe is mowing.
Speaker 3: Mo is hang mo is sending he's sending it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's having the most epic piss ever with that
little Leprechaun. Yeah, you know what, I think Kyle has
bought herself five years of doing the rotations of various
reality TV shows. She'll be on the Best Villains or
whatever the hell that stupid thing is. She'll do a
season of Traders, She'll do a Bravo version of Girls Retreat.
Speaker 3: God who has.
Speaker 2: Worked for her would be worse on Traders, Danielle or Kyle?
Speaker 4: Definitely Danielle. Yeah, Kyle's too anxious. She would really start
to lose her mind and she'd cry a lot, and
that would be hilarious. Danielle would be insufferable.
Speaker 2: Well, I met Danielle like Danielle from the Summerhouse. No,
from the from Traders.
Speaker 3: It was a word I meant no.
Speaker 4: But do you agree that Danielle from Summerhouse would be
probably even worse than Danielle from the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe Danielle's needs to focus on the business.
Speaker 1: I want to ask you guys something. Sorry, we're wildly
tangenting Bachelor franchise. They're not doing a bachelorette, which is
we saw that coming. They are doing Bachelor in Paradise
where we have you heard this? What they're doing? You have?
What are your thoughts? They're doing a mix up from
the golden people and the youngies all on the beach.
Speaker 3: I found out about this same though by my father,
Oh who who insulted me on the phone the other day.
Speaker 2: We were arguing about politics, and uh oh, he called
me creative boy.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, creative boy. Is that a term of endearment
or a slight?
Speaker 2: I go, I go, you gotta come up with a
better insult than creative boy. You're really backed into a
corner here, aren't you. But no, he told me this morning,
he said, I know something you don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh, Dylan, he called me while I was driving home
after creative boy because he was so proud of creative boy.
And that makes me laugh very hard. But no, he
he did call me to tell me that. On Howard Stern,
they discussed this Bachelor in Paradise. I said, nobody wants
to see old people with their shirts off, and I
don't think it's fair to do to the old people
or the young people to ask them to be naked
and sucking on each other in the same vicinity I
think it's weird and dumb and stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do think it's gonna be funny
when one of the older guys from The Golden Bachelor, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
ask one of a twenty three year old instagrammer if
she wants to go on a day eate with him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you have money? Because if you don't, don't
talk to her. Right, Anyways, we got to keep going.
So Kyle Well, Sutton is not going to go. She's
got to go to the party because her outfit is
too cute and she's.
Speaker 3: Gonna show that these women that they didn't break her.
Speaker 1: That's right. She's not going because of the fresh crab cakes.
She's going because she's essentially William Wallace, right, and uh,
she wants to get her limbs pulled off because she
needs to prove they haven't broken her.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's important to note in that, uh story, sadly,
actually the.
Speaker 3: Scot's lost.
Speaker 4: And they did. They did break her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they broke William Wallace too, I mean they didn't.
Speaker 2: You know, he's he cried for freedom and he was
you know, he's one of us, and he's he's he's
gone down in the antles of history because of his
revolutionary bravery. And I don't mean to mock or belittle
the stand that he took because as his evidence, it's
rippled throughout time.
Speaker 1: Well he's got no fucking arms or let but he was.
Speaker 3: Split in four different parts and that happened to hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well he's a mortar, martyr mortar. I guess
put concrete glue.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: He still got all his limbs ripped out while he
was still alive.
Speaker 2: And no one wants that, right, Not many people know
sick puppies, But even those sick puppies, I think when
it's happening, they're probably reconsidering given.
Speaker 1: The changed my mind. Yeah, sorry, Barry, we already have
the horses ugged up. Yeah whatever.
Speaker 2: We rented the horses for an hour. I mean, if
you want to cover the costs, but.
Speaker 4: You can't you if you can mechanisms that they had
to eat, what were they going to do? It would
have been too hard to pull themselves. Cutting bones is very,
very very difficult even now, you know. So the horses
actually do make sense if you're trying to inflict maximum
pain and do.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, they don't call it they called
horsepower for a reason.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? You know that's actually where
it comes from. It's how many horses you need to
rip a body and pieces?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you imagine? Can you imagine though for a
second you're hip being dislocated by a stallion, and then
it's a It's got so much.
Speaker 2: Further to go after that, you know, So Barry bad call.
Kathy is in a te.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I just want to note that she is in a
green T shirt the entire dinner, up until the point
where she pisses herself and then goes and changes into
a dress. Kathy Hilton is very necessary to this show. Yes,
Kyle Versutton.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's true? Do you think it's true?
Do you think it's true? She does?
Speaker 2: Kyle really nails this thing where Sutton does parrot and
regurgitate these sayings over and over again.
Speaker 3: It's very suffocating.
Speaker 1: The rules rule of threes. I think you drive a
point home. Uh So she was essentially trying to get
Kyle to admit that she's never had her back with
blind loyalty. Am I right?
Speaker 3: I think it might be right. Rube's what was your
take on this scene?
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, and also why do you think you deserve
that after what you've done literally like a year ago.
Speaker 3: Yeahah, that's so crazy to think that. And also like
Sutton does this thing.
Speaker 2: Where she's holding the women hostage with her presence or
lack thereof not a problem, you could not go or go.
Nobody really cares. And Sutton's really getting dark because I
think that she recognizes that that leverage doesn't exist, and
that's a really tough pill to swallow. And you're like, well,
I'm not going to come and people are like, okay.
Speaker 4: That's you know, that's a good point.
Speaker 3: It's a dark spot.
Speaker 4: You don't think she's so used to being powerful because
of the money in some way, and these women are
like your money can't do anything too or for us
even to read is saying you live on a main road.
So I think that's a good point, very true.
Speaker 3: Also, she does have a one forty IQ.
Speaker 1: I am right. I've often wondered with housewives, especially a
cast like this, they really share almost nothing in common.
They despise each other when they're filming, they just try
and ruin each other. Do they literally probably not talk
to each other when they're not filming, they'll do their
little Instagram posts like maybe jagging at each other, but
like as filming approaches, like I should probably give Dereit
a call and go see if she wants to get
some coffee, So it's not like we haven't talked for
the last four or five months when we're not filming.
Because I don't think there's a world where Kyle and
duriek go out socially unless it's like a red carpet
event for like a vander Pump pet thing.
Speaker 4: I agree, and I think that's part of the reason
that the show has suffered over the years. And I
think it's the same thing with New York. When you
like getting women together that don't know each other, it
has to be people that are as zany as Sonya
and Ramona, Like you can't do it with people that
are concerned about their image, that aren't going to want
to like do and say, shit, that's off kilter. This
is just now these people have like got it's so
meta for them that they can't exist in or outside
of it that it just it's it sucks.
Speaker 1: It sucks, dil it sucks. It's the battery running along
on the computer, the battery is us to get through
the rest of the show.
Speaker 3: Probably not, but let's hit a couple more things then
I'll change it. So meanwhile, meanwhile, Sutton refuses.
Speaker 2: The oils and Kathy puts ice in her armpits. Okay,
so the dinner is very awkward. Kathy orders a Mahi
mafi but asks them to pick one that isn't too fishy,
and as I mentioned, she's also.
Speaker 3: Pissed her pants. She says, there's something in the sand.
I think I want to be Kathy for a day.
Speaker 4: Yep, just one, just one?
Speaker 3: Oh, Heaven's no longer than one. Okay.
Speaker 2: So Garcel does an impression of Erica that was spot on.
It snows in Pasadena and Tom Girardi rolled his ankle,
and you know, it's just so.
Speaker 1: That was a little shot from three seasons ago, when
Erica had made up this story. I don't even know
what she was trying to cover her ass with. But
there was a car accident, yeah there where he drove
off the road. I'm sure Ruby's the authority on that. Ruby,
do you hear an old Patty talk about that?
Speaker 4: I am so bummed because I've transferred my winter things
under my bed but Dylan actually purchased a sweater for
me a couple of years ago for Christmas that has
the quote on it, and it says like, well, Tom
was driving home and he rolled his car and he
slipped down the hill and he actually broke his ankle
and it was snowing in Pasadena and my son had
to drive out. It's one of the greatest moments of
their franchise for short.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what clearly swamp Route was lying for a reason.
Do we remember what she was trying to cover up that.
Speaker 4: He was mentally I think unfit at that point I
maybe gotcha.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I see the legal team had gone to
her and said, you know, we need you know, to run,
we need you to run interference and we need to
plead loose bowels or something. I'm not sure, but it
didn't work actually, because he's he's a guilty verdict.
Speaker 3: He's going to Yeah. And when when Kyle heard about that,
she immediately thought of Erica.
Speaker 1: I actually think, and let the audience come at me
if you think this is elder abuse, I think the
judge should go all right, mister Girardi, we understand your
soul old so you probably need some comforts and some
nurses and whatnot to for the rest of your years.
You are going to have that in a maximum security prison,
my friend.
Speaker 2: No, I think I got a better idea, same fake
that met Berry and William Wallace.
Speaker 3: I think we should just draw a quarter them.
Speaker 1: This is where you act. This is a moral thing,
all right, Tom, I got one for you. You want
to make up for all the horrible things you did
to people, We're going to set up a pay per view,
maybe this is the future. We're going to put you
in a fi a tank with a great white shark
pay per view, and the shark's gonna eat you, okay,
but it'll probably be brief, and all the money of
the pay per view from all the viewers, you know,
like ten million people with you will actually repay the victims,
and then you might get a shot at heaven. What
do you think about that job? Do you think of
that idea?
Speaker 3: Everybody?
Speaker 1: Would you watch that?
Speaker 4: I would one hundred percent watch that. I was gonna
say the only thing that I don't like about the
sharks is that I want there to be like a
lottery or a pay to play where you can inflict
harm on him, maybe by stoning, maybe by by actual
just physical you know, like you do everybody kicks him
or something like that, and if you're a victim, you
obviously get first.
Speaker 2: Stone stoning stoning is there's that scene and you know,
the The Leftovers.
Speaker 3: I was watching The Leftovers.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, this show is interesting, it's nonsense,
but I'm wondering where it's gonna go.
Speaker 3: And then like the third episode.
Speaker 1: They stone, they stone something, they.
Speaker 2: Stone aunt Lydia or whatever her name is, and it
was like one of the most disgusting things I've ever
seen on television.
Speaker 3: It was really so brutal, just a head caving.
Speaker 4: In brutal to take money from a burn victim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know, but that's right.
Speaker 2: I like the Shark. I like the Shark more. I
like the Shark boar. Okay, So anyways, we're getting so destroyed.
This episode was so bad.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to have fun.
Speaker 4: Shark or Stone. It's fucking fun, Dylan, Okay.
Speaker 3: Next day, next day? Are we still doing this vacation?
I'm watching the show going can we go home?
Speaker 4: What we have?
Speaker 3: Another day?
Speaker 4: Still? No Central Air? Hey?
Speaker 5: Ruby?
Speaker 1: What was the yeah? Right? What was the whole thing
where uh Sutton started doing like the southern accent at
the table. Who started out, what was that about?
Speaker 4: Dylan? Unfortunately Dylan knows this energy. Well, I think this
is what happens set and snapped at the table. And
you can't when you're that sort of about to be
too drunk and you've you've perfectly cocktailed your your drugs
to keep you up but not too up, and you're
you're perfectly down. They were all doing impressions and they
were like doing some and southern accent and she didn't
like it. Was feeling bullied a way of saying, this
is not acceptable. And I thought that it was amazing
because most of the women didn't know that that's what
she was doing, so they just kept it going or
they did know. I loved it. It was you could
feel the anger and the rage coming from her and.
Speaker 2: I hot fiery rage, Yeah, hot fiery rage her. It's
it's like her eyebrows get bushier when she's upset.
Speaker 3: Is that a gross thing to say?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: That was amazing.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, anyway, before we own the dinner. It's really
uncomfortable and happy birthday to eat and swamp brow. Yeah,
wonderful birthday today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great dinner. Okay. So the next day,
we're still doing the vacation. For some reason, we're.
Speaker 2: Making chocolate and Bose is doing like talking heads about
how she needs to mend things with Sutton and that
Sutton thinks that she's seemed to read. When the producers
are filming this talking head, did anyone go, you know what,
let's just go to tender Greens a little bit earlier.
We don't have to fucking who fucking gives a shit?
I mean, fifty five minute episode.
Speaker 1: My god, I was pissed.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Garcela and Kyle sit down and more sound
advice from women who have gone through divorces, and Kyle
is not going to hear any of it because she
already knows. Kyle knows this. I don't think Kyle is stupid.
I think that she's a liar, you know. Okay, So Kathy,
Kathy here is Kathy, Here is our Kathy in all
of her glory. She is wearing the hat from the
Newport vacation and because the rest of these bitches won't
wear it, so she's gonna wear it.
Speaker 3: I mean, she bought these.
Speaker 1: She bought these or is this part that we're talking about?
The hat that looks like a fucking cocktail umbrella.
Speaker 2: It looks like someone could make it out of an
Amazon box on Etsy.
Speaker 1: I think this is something she's hawking. Ruby, Am I
right or wrong about this?
Speaker 4: I don't know? But if she is, don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna look, she's not hawking these.
Speaker 3: She doesn't need to hawk.
Speaker 1: She had a lot of phone calls with her brand manager, Carol.
Speaker 3: That's true, Kathy, did you get the hats? Kathy?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: So suttonambos what Ruby? What?
Speaker 4: It appears that it appears that she has to collab
with Lorna Murray for the Gougain via tan Island capri
hat and it is two hundred and twenty five dollars Australian.
Speaker 1: Whoa, And that he's worn that ridiculous thing like in
four scenes.
Speaker 2: Clearly she's selling sitting around the house one day, just
I don't watch who fucked up on Viking?
Speaker 3: It right or whatever is right? And she goes, I.
Speaker 2: Got all these Amazon packages, we should make hats out
of them them and they did it, and they did it.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful being.
Speaker 3: I know chef.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a double standard that exists amongst the women,
Sosa saidden, because.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: The Sutton says there's a double standard, but then they
they show Okay, p K and Mauricio and Dewy and
Kyle laughing about the insane story about the rolled ankle
is not the same as Sutton cross examining people at
big ensemble dinners.
Speaker 1: It's just not the same, which I love her for
when yes do that, it's just let's not let's cool
it with the victimhood here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: You know what I missed the most, which we also
didn't get to see del There is a clip I'm
pretty sure it's Sutton on Teddy Mellencamp season when Sutton
at the table, she's like, well, if I'm being honest, Teddy,
I thought that you were going to be kind of
boring before I'm it, And then somehow it makes Teddy
cry and get up and leave and it's amazing, you know,
bring that back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she was right, Teddy was extremely boring.
Speaker 4: Right, but she would have never said I thought that
you were going to cheat on your husband and ruin
your family.
Speaker 2: She's like, well, so we pat I mean quite honestly,
there's nothing here. We we get ready for a carnival
kind of night.
Speaker 1: And ladies looked amazing. Yeah, I love they went for it.
I love these costumes. That was a super fun thing.
The problem was is they're all getting along at dinner.
I mean the only Oh, Erica of course, had to
ruin it. Who's talking about me? Baby?
Speaker 3: I want to know, baby?
Speaker 1: Was it you or was it you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was it you? Or was it you?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a bunt.
Speaker 1: My voice is my own.
Speaker 3: We can't we can't do was it you or was
it you? About poor Jennifer Tilley? Yeah? It's just crazy?
So can we get out of here?
Speaker 1: Let's see? Uh what do we want to move forward
a month?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Where I want to say? I want to say something
before we Yeah, First of all, one, I hope that
Teddy Mellencamp all of her illnesses get solved, and I
wish she health. Oh no, she's a lot of like tumors,
brain tumors, crazy, crazy, horrible, horrible shot. So first and
first and first and foremost, I hope that she is
doing okay and then she heels and I would like
to wear sure that uh second, bravo. This is not
following Leo and Blonde small Girl from Love is Blind?
Where were you the month after that?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 4: Where were you the month before? Where the fuck were you? Bravo? Okay,
this is what I don't care about her. Renno get
in her renovated outhouse and film her while he gets
read that he's going to prison for eighty years and
he doesn't have eighty days to live, Okay.
Speaker 1: Instead, they have her like sitting down drinking her coffee,
like looking online on Google. She's like, oh my god, babe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Kyle's like, I thought about you when I've
read this.
Speaker 1: She's like, mister roper. She just randomly walks through the
door while she's getting that news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys, how are you feeling? You guys? Horrible? Horrible?
Speaker 1: I loved him, you know, baby?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one was the last time you spoke to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing with Erica is she still has a
lot of civil litigation coming after her, so it ain't
over for her.
Speaker 2: I love I love Erica, the self respecting boss bitch
falling in love with a man that literally Caesar milans
her in public when he doesn't want her to keep talking.
Speaker 3: I love that. That's so funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know one of the more interesting parts of
this one so was he didn't have any money, so
we had to use public defenders. That seemed like that
was so poetic in a way. Yeah, should have hired
Johnny Cochran, Babby.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think certain people should just have to defend themselves
in court, and I think Tom is one of them.
Speaker 1: Problem is, you probably would have just done this, Tom.
We're ready for your questioning.
Speaker 4: You just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any more questions?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it.
Speaker 2: Looks like he's pleading the fifth in a real goofy
kind of way.
Speaker 3: Man, evil man, disgusting me?
Speaker 4: Is he is he mentally gone though? Or is that
all fake?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 3: He's not med.
Speaker 1: I mean, Rubes, we saw him in right before twenty
twenty on the show and he was his good old uh, condescending,
fucking demeaning to swamp rat.
Speaker 3: He's fine, this is hard.
Speaker 2: This is Harvey Weinstein walking in with a fucking walker.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what. You watch the end
of the movie Casino when they get all the mob
guys on trial. All of them have like oxygen tanks.
Next storm, Yeah, they're trying to get leniency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd throw that walker against the wall like the
greatest Showman if you were trying to rape somebody, right,
you gross fucking pig.
Speaker 4: Okay, your wife ex wife? Oh my, I don't know
the one that's with Adrian Birdie. I'm not kidding you,
and I'm sorry to you. Can't, I can uhh. That
woman is fucking beautiful. She painted from an actual god
came down to her. It's disgusting. She's a She's unbelievably gorgeous.
I Helen, I would like to look at her through
a one way mirror.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she was with that war.
Speaker 3: I can't, so get in the comments. Let us know
Sharker Stone.
Speaker 1: Sharker Stone, and.
Speaker 3: We'll see you next week for the reunion.
Speaker 2: I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye Roby. Oh my,
my bad, goodbye bye.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry. It never a head.
Speaker 4: On stone to balk on black Sto'm balking all thestence
can walk on fire, I can walk on I'm walking
all the ministers.
Speaker 2: Mhm