Speaker 1: The Second Date Update on KJ103. Hi, Kelsey.
Speaker 2: Hey, Kelsey.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys. How are you this morning?
Speaker 1: We want to get you another date with Brandon here
Speaker 1: on the Second Date Update, which again, you know, this
Speaker 1: is typical. You have no idea.
Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. I really don't know what happened with
Speaker 3: this one at all. So we met through a mutual friend,
Speaker 3: you know, typical. And the date was just drinks and
Speaker 3: some food, very casual first date. And I thought the
Speaker 3: conversation was going good. Like, he was funny. I liked him.
Speaker 3: He seemed completely comfortable with me. Okay. And we even
Speaker 3: talked about a couple of places we should try sometimes.
Speaker 1: See, that to me says this person sees spending time
Speaker 1: with me in the future. More places, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But yet, here you are on the second date update.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, hello, blah, blah, blah. Same old story. I'm the
Speaker 3: clueless second date update girl. It's okay. I really thought
Speaker 3: there would be another date, guys. Like, you know, since then, like,
Speaker 3: he's gotten weird about making plans. Okay.
Speaker 1: Even though plans were discussed, but now they're not being made. Wait,
Speaker 1: but are you talking, though?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he'll text me back, but anytime I suggest
Speaker 3: actually getting together. Like being on the bush, kind of.
Speaker 3: So I really don't know what changed.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, you know how this works. Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1: Typical second date update. We'll get him on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out how you screwed this up, okay?
Speaker 3: I feel pathetic.
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
Speaker 3: It's okay.
Speaker 1: You're one of many. Don't worry. It's okay. Hi Brandon.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the second date update.
Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1: You sound much more enthusiastic than when we just called
Speaker 1: you and you went, Oh, okay. You went, okay. Like what?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: What's the deal? Why are we avoiding another date with Kelsey?
Speaker 2: Look, she's great. She's smart. She's pretty. She's not crazy.
Speaker 2: And then she brought a dog on our date. Oh.
Speaker 2: In her purse.
Speaker 1: Oh, she has a purse dog. Okay. All right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she unzips it and her head pops out.
Speaker 1: I'm a little..
Speaker 2: Taking it back, I guess. And then she feeds it
Speaker 2: some calamari, which was weird. Okay. And then I'm like,
Speaker 2: was this a dog? And she's, yeah, this is Cooper.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay. I feel like I'm on a
Speaker 2: red carpet or something. So anyway.
Speaker 3: This is Cooper.
Speaker 1: His name is..
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking we're going to get busted. The restaurant
Speaker 2: people are going to see that we're feeding a dog. Sure. Wait,
Speaker 2: hold on a second.
Speaker 1: So what do you want her to do? Just leave
Speaker 1: her dog at home alone? If she brings him everywhere,
Speaker 1: a date is everywhere, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, dogs sleep like 20 hours a day. They..
Speaker 1: He'd rather have calamari, though. Okay, let's get Kelsey in here. Kelsey, so..
Speaker 3: Okay, first off, guys, listen. He made it sound like
Speaker 3: I snuck a great game to the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of dog is Cooper?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's a Yorkie, and he's my baby. And, Brandon, you
Speaker 3: like Cooper.
Speaker 2: I mean, dogs stay home.
Speaker 3: Dogs stay home? Dogs stay home?
Speaker 1: But if they're little, I would love to take Maggie everywhere.
Speaker 1: I would love it.
Speaker 3: I mean, if Maggie fit in my purse, she'd be
Speaker 3: here right now. Yeah, he sits in my bag and
Speaker 3: he doesn't bother anybody.
Speaker 1: So I have a question because you said something about
Speaker 1: getting busted. Can you have a dog in a restaurant?
Speaker 1: That's a good question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't need to know. Cooper wasn't bothering anybody.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. If Cooper fits in your purse, it's in
Speaker 1: the purse. People slip off their shoes.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 1: No one knows.
Speaker 2: Then we're not going out.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay. Brandon, thanks for coming on the Second Aid Update, buddy.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Well, I like the dog. I don't dislike dogs.
Speaker 3: It's okay.
Speaker 1: It's all right.
Speaker 3: We feel you.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you don't love dogs, though. Okay. Thank you, Brandon.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Brandon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Thanks, guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, bye.
Speaker 3: Well, honestly, it's like if you're asking me to choose
Speaker 3: him over my dog, like, the dog always wins. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If that's the ultimate medium, then yes, Cooper wins. Like,
Speaker 3: he's my dog. Yeah. Guys, I really don't understand why
Speaker 3: it's a problem. Like, he's tiny. He sits in a bag.
Speaker 3: Half the time, no one knows he's there. And Brandon
Speaker 3: liked him. So what's the problem? I guess he's jealous
Speaker 3: of my eight-pound dog after one day.
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on the Second Aid Update.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, guys.