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<v Speaker 1>The Second Date Update on KJ103. Hi, Kelsey.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Kelsey.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys. How are you this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to get you another date with Brandon here

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<v Speaker 1>on the Second Date Update, which again, you know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is typical. You have no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my gosh. I really don't know what happened with

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<v Speaker 3>this one at all. So we met through a mutual friend,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, typical. And the date was just drinks and

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<v Speaker 3>some food, very casual first date. And I thought the

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<v Speaker 3>conversation was going good. Like, he was funny. I liked him.

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<v Speaker 3>He seemed completely comfortable with me. Okay. And we even

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<v Speaker 3>talked about a couple of places we should try sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>See, that to me says this person sees spending time

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<v Speaker 1>with me in the future. More places, right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But yet, here you are on the second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, hello, blah, blah, blah. Same old story. I'm the

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<v Speaker 3>clueless second date update girl. It's okay. I really thought

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<v Speaker 3>there would be another date, guys. Like, you know, since then, like,

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<v Speaker 3>he's gotten weird about making plans. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though plans were discussed, but now they're not being made. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>but are you talking, though?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so he'll text me back, but anytime I suggest

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<v Speaker 3>actually getting together. Like being on the bush, kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>So I really don't know what changed.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, you know how this works. Blah, blah, blah.

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<v Speaker 1>Typical second date update. We'll get him on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and find out how you screwed this up, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel pathetic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You're one of many. Don't worry. It's okay. Hi Brandon.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound much more enthusiastic than when we just called

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<v Speaker 1>you and you went, Oh, okay. You went, okay. Like what?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the deal? Why are we avoiding another date with Kelsey?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, she's great. She's smart. She's pretty. She's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she brought a dog on our date. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>In her purse.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she has a purse dog. Okay. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So she unzips it and her head pops out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little..

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<v Speaker 2>Taking it back, I guess. And then she feeds it

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<v Speaker 2>some calamari, which was weird. Okay. And then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>was this a dog? And she's, yeah, this is Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, okay. I feel like I'm on a

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<v Speaker 2>red carpet or something. So anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Cooper.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is..

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm thinking we're going to get busted. The restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>people are going to see that we're feeding a dog. Sure. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you want her to do? Just leave

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<v Speaker 1>her dog at home alone? If she brings him everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>a date is everywhere, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, dogs sleep like 20 hours a day. They..

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<v Speaker 1>He'd rather have calamari, though. Okay, let's get Kelsey in here. Kelsey, so..

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, first off, guys, listen. He made it sound like

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<v Speaker 3>I snuck a great game to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what kind of dog is Cooper?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a Yorkie, and he's my baby. And, Brandon, you

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<v Speaker 3>like Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, dogs stay home.

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<v Speaker 3>Dogs stay home? Dogs stay home?

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<v Speaker 1>But if they're little, I would love to take Maggie everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if Maggie fit in my purse, she'd be

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<v Speaker 3>here right now. Yeah, he sits in my bag and

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<v Speaker 3>he doesn't bother anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have a question because you said something about

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<v Speaker 1>getting busted. Can you have a dog in a restaurant?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good question.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they don't need to know. Cooper wasn't bothering anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. If Cooper fits in your purse, it's in

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<v Speaker 1>the purse. People slip off their shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>No one knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we're not going out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Brandon, thanks for coming on the Second Aid Update, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>We appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I like the dog. I don't dislike dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right.

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<v Speaker 3>We feel you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like you don't love dogs, though. Okay. Thank you, Brandon.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, Brandon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, bye.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, honestly, it's like if you're asking me to choose

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<v Speaker 3>him over my dog, like, the dog always wins. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>If that's the ultimate medium, then yes, Cooper wins. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>he's my dog. Yeah. Guys, I really don't understand why

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<v Speaker 3>it's a problem. Like, he's tiny. He sits in a bag.

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<v Speaker 3>Half the time, no one knows he's there. And Brandon

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<v Speaker 3>liked him. So what's the problem? I guess he's jealous

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<v Speaker 3>of my eight-pound dog after one day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for coming on the Second Aid Update.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for having me, guys.