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<v Speaker 1>Here's a really interesting Minnesota goodbye email to start off with,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's dig into this one. It is from a

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<v Speaker 1>flight attendant. Good morning, my friends. I've and catching up

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<v Speaker 1>on your podcast, and I heard one regarding scene strange

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<v Speaker 1>things at the airport. I'm a flight attendant, so I

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<v Speaker 1>spend plenty of time witnessing the greatness unpopular opinion. Once

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<v Speaker 1>people go through TSA, they lose all sense of normalcy.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're on one side of TSA, I guess you're normal,

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<v Speaker 1>But once you get through, they're not normal anymore. They

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<v Speaker 1>no longer recall normal social etiquette, they lose all manners,

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<v Speaker 1>and the entitlement grows tenfold. I get it. First time

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<v Speaker 1>flyers get a pass, but anybody who's flown more than once,

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<v Speaker 1>get your shit together. Constant disregard to others, talking on

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<v Speaker 1>your speaker, watching TikToker movies or shows without headphones, rushing

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<v Speaker 1>the gate area during boarding like you're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>to your destination faster when you'll be just waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>everybody behind you anyway, not counting those pre boards. And

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<v Speaker 1>please tell me why I even bother greeting almost every

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<v Speaker 1>passenger when only about fifty percent respond that also is

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<v Speaker 1>based on origin and destination. Yes, I'm judging you, but

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<v Speaker 1>not the way you think I am. I'm seeing if

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<v Speaker 1>you look or sound unwell, intoxicated, or anything out of

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<v Speaker 1>the ordinary. I read somewhere that flight attendants really appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>it when you get on the plane and there's somebody

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<v Speaker 1>standing right there in the galley by the door. If

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<v Speaker 1>you say hi, morning, I usually say.

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<v Speaker 2>They are morning, yeah, or good afternoon whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think that somebody said, we really appreciate that,

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<v Speaker 1>and we will remember you likely if you say hi,

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<v Speaker 1>and they might be I don't know, they might give

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<v Speaker 1>you the whole can of coke instead of whatever. Sure so,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're human also, so when somebody says good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>don't just like look the other way, say good morning, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you please?

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<v Speaker 2>Smile a nod.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like a lot of people put their headphones

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<v Speaker 3>on and just like disconnect from the world at the airport,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's what they do. And I always say hi

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<v Speaker 3>to the flight attendant as well. But I know that

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<v Speaker 3>we've talked about it on the show that it is

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<v Speaker 3>when they're doing that at the entrance to the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so they know if like a passenger is going

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<v Speaker 3>to like struggle, like they can like tell if someone's

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<v Speaker 3>like anxious and they or something like. That's like what

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<v Speaker 3>they're doing when they're saying hi to you. They're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to like understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, need another one the same flight attendant. Don't clap

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<v Speaker 1>when we land unless it's an actual miracle you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground, or you're under the age of ten. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>stand up immediately at the gate before the boarding door

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<v Speaker 1>is open. If there's a medical emergency in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the aircraft. It's hard to hurdle in a uniform.

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<v Speaker 1>And don't try to fool us where your seat is located.

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<v Speaker 1>We aren't idiots, and we can see the manifest flying

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<v Speaker 1>as public transport transportation treated as so is that a

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<v Speaker 1>thing where somebody will be like, oh, yeah, my seat's

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<v Speaker 1>right up here in three to a.

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<v Speaker 2>What I mean, like it says it on your ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it does, but I'm sure that there are people

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<v Speaker 1>probably all the time go yeah, this is my seat

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, no, it's not your seat, it's way

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<v Speaker 1>back there.

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<v Speaker 3>I think people try to do that. But also, like

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<v Speaker 3>I fly on pretty much always full flight, so that's

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<v Speaker 3>never really an option, Like you're really dumb if you're

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<v Speaker 3>if a flight it's pretty full and you try to

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<v Speaker 3>get a set up in like first class, like this

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<v Speaker 3>is my seat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that, I'm just sit up in.

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<v Speaker 1>First class and you're hoping they won't notice. Yeah, dum.

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<v Speaker 1>I've also heard and this is not something that this

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<v Speaker 1>flight attendant writes. It's a woman, So I'll say. What

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<v Speaker 1>she wrote is that nobody listens when they do the

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<v Speaker 1>flight safety demonstration.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I always did, and do you I try?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, but I've heard because there was a fing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people think the only way out of

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<v Speaker 1>the aircraft is the way you came in. So even

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<v Speaker 1>though we intellectually know there's a lot of exits over

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<v Speaker 1>the wings and in the back blah blah blah. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in a crash and you have to get

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<v Speaker 1>out fast, people's minds don't work the way they should.

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<v Speaker 1>So you'll go to the door you came in. So

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<v Speaker 1>they I read somewhere it's a good idea to find

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<v Speaker 1>the other exits that are around you. And the reason

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<v Speaker 1>this there's a story. The worst plane crash in history

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<v Speaker 1>was when two seven forty seven's crashed into each other

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<v Speaker 1>on the Canary Islands back in like nineteen seventy seven,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody on one plane died, so like five hundred people

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<v Speaker 1>on one plane died and on the other plane about

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<v Speaker 1>half lived half died. But they said a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people froze and sat there in their seats, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the other ones a bunch of other ones because they

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<v Speaker 1>were so panicked they didn't know what to do, and

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<v Speaker 1>the plane is on fire, they would try to get

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<v Speaker 1>out the exit they came in, when right over here

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<v Speaker 1>to the other side was an exit they could get

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<v Speaker 1>out of. YEA, So when you get on an airplane,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to crash. Plane crashes, literally, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>happen anymore. They just don't. Their commercial aviation's never been safer.

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<v Speaker 1>You just don't hear about plane crashes anymore. It's been years.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the reassuring news. But you always want to

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<v Speaker 1>be careful in case there is a crash and you

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<v Speaker 1>had to get out in a hurry, look behind you

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<v Speaker 1>and see where another exit is.

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<v Speaker 2>Then it might be right next to you, over the wing.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be. I've read recently people believe flight attendants

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<v Speaker 1>have a chip on their shoulder or on some power trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be clear, we're responsible for hundreds of people's safety

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<v Speaker 1>as designated by the FAA, yet most of the time

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<v Speaker 1>we're treated like the weight staff of the sky. We

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<v Speaker 1>are the first responders to medical emergencies. We are the

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<v Speaker 1>first level of protection and not getting to the pilots.

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<v Speaker 1>We're there to evacuate two hundred passengers in ninety seconds

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<v Speaker 1>in an emergency. I swear if I ever have to

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<v Speaker 1>evacuate weight an aircraft, hopeing I never do. But if

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<v Speaker 1>I do and one person grabs their bags, I'm jumping

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<v Speaker 1>first because I think that's what they say. They say,

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<v Speaker 1>leave your bags behind, because if you got a planeload

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<v Speaker 1>of people all trying to carry their bags down the aisle,

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<v Speaker 1>or Carl from Milwaukee has got his fucking oh wait, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>got it, Okay, okay, it's okay, okay, something is uh okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you Jenny. Anyway, so Carl, where's he from Milwaukee?

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<v Speaker 1>That asshole's got his backpack and his carry on. He's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to struggle down the aisle.

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<v Speaker 4>Or they're like bouncing down that little inflatable slide with

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<v Speaker 4>all of their packages.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not that.

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<v Speaker 1>This career is not easy, not glamorous, and definitely not

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<v Speaker 1>paid enough. I do love my job, and I very

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<v Speaker 1>much am a people person most of the time. Geez,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm considering deleting this rant, but just going to send

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<v Speaker 1>it because I'm channeling my inner one. Ita A love.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all have a splendid day from Shannon. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the perfect Minnesota goodbye email. Yes, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>something that we haven't really brought up much. It is

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<v Speaker 1>from somebody who knows what they're talking about, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was so interesting. So thank you. Now. If you go,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I can't write the perfect Minnesota goodbye email,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. We don't expect it to be perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just a glowing example.

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<v Speaker 2>And she wrote in paragraphs too, paragraphic form and not

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<v Speaker 2>just one giant paragraph, which is exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Shannon, appreciate that one. All right, Hello Morning show, Crewe.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been listening to you. My name is Rachel. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been listening to you since the Corey Foley days. She

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<v Speaker 1>left in two thousand and seven. For Perspective, she was

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<v Speaker 1>here from two thousand and three to two thousand and seven.

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<v Speaker 1>I've really loved every morning show host since her and

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<v Speaker 1>her you must have a lot to say and who

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<v Speaker 1>gets chosen to sit next to you in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have great taste. Thanks anyway. Question for Bailey

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<v Speaker 1>have you listened to The Office Ladies podcast? Angela Kinzie

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<v Speaker 1>and Jenna Fisher break down every episode of the Office

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<v Speaker 1>in great detail, and it's an awesome podcast. They're five

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<v Speaker 1>years in and almost done with the very last season,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll continue to make the podcast, so that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I love knowing more about one of my favorite all

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<v Speaker 1>time shows. I wish there were more podcasts where the

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<v Speaker 1>main characters go into detail about how every episode was made,

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<v Speaker 1>like Breaking Bad or Parks and rec as examples. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard of The Office Lady?

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<v Speaker 2>I have heard of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I've not listened to it, though, a lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>recommended it to me because I do love The Office,

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<v Speaker 4>but I feel like with that one, I would want

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<v Speaker 4>to be watching The Office at the same time so

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<v Speaker 4>I could see, like, watch the episode they're talking about,

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<v Speaker 4>then listen to their podcast they have. Like there's another

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<v Speaker 4>podcass about Smallville, which was a TV show that was

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<v Speaker 4>on when I was like in my youth, was about Superman,

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<v Speaker 4>and they have a podcast too. That's a watch back

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<v Speaker 4>called Talkville, and I really want to get started on

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<v Speaker 4>that one. But same thing where I want to watch

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<v Speaker 4>the show along with the commentary to like really get

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<v Speaker 4>you know, or maybe surround sound kind of experience, or.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe watch the show then listen to the poscast right exactly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite TV show of all time is The Twilight Zone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. It's an old show. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>all the episodes are at least sixty years old now,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's so good and I know nearly every episode

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<v Speaker 1>by heart. I've seen each one of two hundred episodes

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<v Speaker 1>multiple times. So there is a twilight Zone podcast where

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<v Speaker 1>they go into who made it, who they were, what

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<v Speaker 1>struggles they were, the budget. It was amazing how low

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<v Speaker 1>the budget was for Twilight Zone and really interesting. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>I've not heard of The Office Ladies, but that might

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<v Speaker 1>be on my listen list.

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<v Speaker 4>I love the Twilight Zone or huh, I love Twilight Zone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he never came to see the improvised Twighlight Zone.

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<v Speaker 1>I always wanted to, but you know me, there's always

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<v Speaker 1>things that I want to do that I never get

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<v Speaker 1>to do.

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<v Speaker 2>For the listeners, that was an improv show that I

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<v Speaker 2>was in that, Dave never came to.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and you've been talking about it for a year

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to go see now, so I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's too late now, Dave. I appreciate every time you

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<v Speaker 1>remind me of the fact that I'm still young at

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<v Speaker 1>age thirty two. You've talked about the fact that we

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<v Speaker 1>don't realize how young we still are in the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do we think we're old? Whenever it's my birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, I might as well buy a casket

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<v Speaker 1>throw me in there, because I'm old now and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>only ninety five percent joking when I say it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's very true because we all think of whatever

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<v Speaker 1>age that we're turning is like old, because we've always

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<v Speaker 1>looked at When you're fifteen, you think twenty is old.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're twenty one, you think thirty is old. And

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<v Speaker 1>now you turn thirty and you're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you one. Thank you, Rachel. That was a fun one too.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Joe writes in Dave Bailey vant and oh hi, Jenny, Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>I am accepting the fact that that happened, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Hi, come to terms with it. Do you look

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Does anybody remember the Hershey's s'more candy bar about twenty

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<v Speaker 1>Also would love to advocate for more impressions on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it be encouraging on no phone or screen or

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<v Speaker 1>Friday or just randomly. Here are a few examples to try.

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<v Speaker 1>Polly Shore, Hey, Bedy, that's my Polly Shore.

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<v Speaker 2>Are there any other options?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sure, Joe Pesci, I don't know. So why I

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<v Speaker 1>says to this guy, I says, you're a fucking dufus

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<v Speaker 2>This guy brought a fucking knife to a gunfight.

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<v Speaker 1>You fucking idiot. You there's my Joe Peschi. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Are there other options?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, franch Fresher.

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<v Speaker 4>I could be like, David, you really need to wash

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<v Speaker 2>Give them to me and I'll put them in the

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Eddie Murphy, now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, Eddie Murphy is difficult to do because he's

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<v Speaker 1>It's true. You can laugh all you want, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>PC for white people anymore. To do a black accent.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna do one. I'll do French, I'll do Italian,

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<v Speaker 1>am I making anybody uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm simply stating that a black accent is the right I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Heard black people call it a black accent. How many

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know enough to know that that's what they

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<v Speaker 1>let me know. But that's what I heard a black

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<v Speaker 1>But not all blacks are African.

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<v Speaker 4>but something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you talk to somebody from Haiti and you

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<v Speaker 1>I what, Oh, Jenny's waving her arms giving us the

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, it makes you uncomfortable. Seriously you want to no up? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>That was it? Sure, Okay. Continuing on this one just

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<v Speaker 1>came in moments ago from Sarah in Stillwater, and Sarah says,

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<v Speaker 1>I love the show. This morning you talked about, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, thank you. I do appreciate when people say

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like you know, telling your wife or

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<v Speaker 1>your partner that you love her. You never go Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's up. You know. It's like when I

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<v Speaker 1>tell Carson I love you, he'll go love you, which

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<v Speaker 1>is like very sweet and I know he means it. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>this morning you talked about electric can openers. I am

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five and i've used one since I was in

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<v Speaker 1>my teens. It's not one that's under the cabinet. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like its own appliance. I've always used one because, like

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<v Speaker 1>you talked about simple things that people can't do. I

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<v Speaker 1>struggle with traditional can openers. I am left handed, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if you have lefties on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's here right handed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm right handed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, but a lot of things are made for

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<v Speaker 1>right handed People's scissorstional school desk, etc. And yes, can

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<v Speaker 1>openers other things I've figured out, but can openers I hate,

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<v Speaker 1>so I always use my electric one. And they asked

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<v Speaker 1>for a staff writer sticker, so will be glad to

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<v Speaker 1>send you one. If you want a staff writer sticker

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<v Speaker 1>and you have an idea for an email, then send

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<v Speaker 1>it in because that's You're literally a writer for the show,

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<v Speaker 1>so that is what the show is ninety percent about.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me take a picture of this and I will

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<v Speaker 1>send it off to Secretary Brie. Yes, I'm doing this

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<v Speaker 1>during the middle of the show, which is very unprofessional,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I don't do it, I will quickly forget.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay, b R.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I think we have time for one more

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<v Speaker 1>from Britney. All right, y'all said you need Minnesota goodbye emails.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a silly topic for you. Have y'all ever noticed

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<v Speaker 1>how pervy dishwashers are. The choices on my dishwasher are

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<v Speaker 1>full load, fload, quick and dry, heavy, delicate, extra dry spray,

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<v Speaker 1>and the kinkiest of all, dual load. All right, let

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<v Speaker 1>me just tell you something right now, Brittany, I love

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<v Speaker 1>you and I am disgusted by you at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's go over the dirty dishwasher again. Okay, full load,

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<v Speaker 1>half load, quick and dry, heavy, delicate, extra dry spray,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say out of all of those, spray might be

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like full load, about like filthy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think spray is probably my favorite one.

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<v Speaker 2>Spray is your favorite one? Yeah, Oh, it's just pee.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking about pee. What'd you say? It's just pee?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not talking about pee.

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<v Speaker 2>You go through them again, and let's all pick our favorites.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, full load, half load, quick and dry, heavy, delicate,

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<v Speaker 1>extra dry, spray, do will load.

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<v Speaker 1>Heavy? Okay, full load?

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<v Speaker 2>I like full load?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just I'm gonna bring up something and you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to comment, but you can. Some women are

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<v Speaker 1>the spray. Yeah, would you agree with that? Jenny, You're

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're much more open to talking about things like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Fully agree, I'm probably the ambivalent person, but also just

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what to do in certain moments when

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<v Speaker 3>this is fantastic, that this is getting all over my

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<v Speaker 3>stomach like it's I understand it's the heat of the

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<v Speaker 3>moment and whatever. But in reality, all I can feel

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<v Speaker 2>Don't want to ruin the moment, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I I can be cold. It should be body temperature.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever, not cold.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just surprising because so you go from nothing into

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<v Speaker 3>like you most women, I think, and or men pretend

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<v Speaker 3>like this is fantastic, but in reality you're like, God.

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<v Speaker 4>Get me thet A rash a rash.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's this guy's been?

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<v Speaker 3>You might want to check if.

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<v Speaker 1>You have an immediately if there's like red dots all

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<v Speaker 1>over your tummy afterward, and you're like, oh, meg, God,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta put some neo sporing on this. My experience

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<v Speaker 1>is that you never know. Some women absolutely love it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want to name any names, but somebody

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<v Speaker 1>they absolutely loved it. And then other people would kind

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, the other way, like like don't get

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<v Speaker 1>it on me type it. Oh yeah, so this might

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's because we brought up dishwashers. Okay, yeah, she

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<v Speaker 2>started it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you started it, Brittany. Heavy load anyway, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. We're gonna call this podcast heavy load. No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's full load, half load, quick and dry, heavy, delicate,

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<v Speaker 1>extra dry, spray and dual loved.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a combo heavy delicate sounds fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Uh, that is it for the Minnesota goodbye. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a really fun one and totally random. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much. Send your emails in to Ryan's show

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<v Speaker 1>at katiewb dot com.