Speaker 1: Here's a really interesting Minnesota goodbye email to start off with,
Speaker 1: so let's dig into this one. It is from a
Speaker 1: flight attendant. Good morning, my friends. I've and catching up
Speaker 1: on your podcast, and I heard one regarding scene strange
Speaker 1: things at the airport. I'm a flight attendant, so I
Speaker 1: spend plenty of time witnessing the greatness unpopular opinion. Once
Speaker 1: people go through TSA, they lose all sense of normalcy.
Speaker 1: So you're on one side of TSA, I guess you're normal,
Speaker 1: But once you get through, they're not normal anymore. They
Speaker 1: no longer recall normal social etiquette, they lose all manners,
Speaker 1: and the entitlement grows tenfold. I get it. First time
Speaker 1: flyers get a pass, but anybody who's flown more than once,
Speaker 1: get your shit together. Constant disregard to others, talking on
Speaker 1: your speaker, watching TikToker movies or shows without headphones, rushing
Speaker 1: the gate area during boarding like you're going to get
Speaker 1: to your destination faster when you'll be just waiting for
Speaker 1: everybody behind you anyway, not counting those pre boards. And
Speaker 1: please tell me why I even bother greeting almost every
Speaker 1: passenger when only about fifty percent respond that also is
Speaker 1: based on origin and destination. Yes, I'm judging you, but
Speaker 1: not the way you think I am. I'm seeing if
Speaker 1: you look or sound unwell, intoxicated, or anything out of
Speaker 1: the ordinary. I read somewhere that flight attendants really appreciate
Speaker 1: it when you get on the plane and there's somebody
Speaker 1: standing right there in the galley by the door. If
Speaker 1: you say hi, morning, I usually say.
Speaker 2: They are morning, yeah, or good afternoon whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that somebody said, we really appreciate that,
Speaker 1: and we will remember you likely if you say hi,
Speaker 1: and they might be I don't know, they might give
Speaker 1: you the whole can of coke instead of whatever. Sure so,
Speaker 1: but they're human also, so when somebody says good morning,
Speaker 1: don't just like look the other way, say good morning, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you please?
Speaker 2: Smile a nod.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people put their headphones
Speaker 3: on and just like disconnect from the world at the airport,
Speaker 3: and that's what they do. And I always say hi
Speaker 3: to the flight attendant as well. But I know that
Speaker 3: we've talked about it on the show that it is
Speaker 3: when they're doing that at the entrance to the plane.
Speaker 3: It's so they know if like a passenger is going
Speaker 3: to like struggle, like they can like tell if someone's
Speaker 3: like anxious and they or something like. That's like what
Speaker 3: they're doing when they're saying hi to you. They're trying
Speaker 3: to like understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, need another one the same flight attendant. Don't clap
Speaker 1: when we land unless it's an actual miracle you're on
Speaker 1: the ground, or you're under the age of ten. Don't
Speaker 1: stand up immediately at the gate before the boarding door
Speaker 1: is open. If there's a medical emergency in the middle
Speaker 1: of the aircraft. It's hard to hurdle in a uniform.
Speaker 1: And don't try to fool us where your seat is located.
Speaker 1: We aren't idiots, and we can see the manifest flying
Speaker 1: as public transport transportation treated as so is that a
Speaker 1: thing where somebody will be like, oh, yeah, my seat's
Speaker 1: right up here in three to a.
Speaker 2: What I mean, like it says it on your ticket.
Speaker 1: Well, it does, but I'm sure that there are people
Speaker 1: probably all the time go yeah, this is my seat
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, it's not your seat, it's way
Speaker 1: back there.
Speaker 3: I think people try to do that. But also, like
Speaker 3: I fly on pretty much always full flight, so that's
Speaker 3: never really an option, Like you're really dumb if you're
Speaker 3: if a flight it's pretty full and you try to
Speaker 3: get a set up in like first class, like this
Speaker 3: is my seat.
Speaker 2: It's like that, I'm just sit up in.
Speaker 1: First class and you're hoping they won't notice. Yeah, dum.
Speaker 1: I've also heard and this is not something that this
Speaker 1: flight attendant writes. It's a woman, So I'll say. What
Speaker 1: she wrote is that nobody listens when they do the
Speaker 1: flight safety demonstration.
Speaker 2: Well I always did, and do you I try?
Speaker 1: I don't, but I've heard because there was a fing. Okay,
Speaker 1: a lot of people think the only way out of
Speaker 1: the aircraft is the way you came in. So even
Speaker 1: though we intellectually know there's a lot of exits over
Speaker 1: the wings and in the back blah blah blah. But
Speaker 1: if you're in a crash and you have to get
Speaker 1: out fast, people's minds don't work the way they should.
Speaker 1: So you'll go to the door you came in. So
Speaker 1: they I read somewhere it's a good idea to find
Speaker 1: the other exits that are around you. And the reason
Speaker 1: this there's a story. The worst plane crash in history
Speaker 1: was when two seven forty seven's crashed into each other
Speaker 1: on the Canary Islands back in like nineteen seventy seven,
Speaker 1: everybody on one plane died, so like five hundred people
Speaker 1: on one plane died and on the other plane about
Speaker 1: half lived half died. But they said a lot of
Speaker 1: people froze and sat there in their seats, and then
Speaker 1: the other ones a bunch of other ones because they
Speaker 1: were so panicked they didn't know what to do, and
Speaker 1: the plane is on fire, they would try to get
Speaker 1: out the exit they came in, when right over here
Speaker 1: to the other side was an exit they could get
Speaker 1: out of. YEA, So when you get on an airplane,
Speaker 1: you're not going to crash. Plane crashes, literally, they don't
Speaker 1: happen anymore. They just don't. Their commercial aviation's never been safer.
Speaker 1: You just don't hear about plane crashes anymore. It's been years.
Speaker 1: So that's the reassuring news. But you always want to
Speaker 1: be careful in case there is a crash and you
Speaker 1: had to get out in a hurry, look behind you
Speaker 1: and see where another exit is.
Speaker 2: Then it might be right next to you, over the wing.
Speaker 1: It might be. I've read recently people believe flight attendants
Speaker 1: have a chip on their shoulder or on some power trip.
Speaker 1: Let's be clear, we're responsible for hundreds of people's safety
Speaker 1: as designated by the FAA, yet most of the time
Speaker 1: we're treated like the weight staff of the sky. We
Speaker 1: are the first responders to medical emergencies. We are the
Speaker 1: first level of protection and not getting to the pilots.
Speaker 1: We're there to evacuate two hundred passengers in ninety seconds
Speaker 1: in an emergency. I swear if I ever have to
Speaker 1: evacuate weight an aircraft, hopeing I never do. But if
Speaker 1: I do and one person grabs their bags, I'm jumping
Speaker 1: first because I think that's what they say. They say,
Speaker 1: leave your bags behind, because if you got a planeload
Speaker 1: of people all trying to carry their bags down the aisle,
Speaker 1: or Carl from Milwaukee has got his fucking oh wait, okay,
Speaker 1: got it, Okay, okay, it's okay, okay, something is uh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you Jenny. Anyway, so Carl, where's he from Milwaukee?
Speaker 1: That asshole's got his backpack and his carry on. He's
Speaker 1: trying to struggle down the aisle.
Speaker 4: Or they're like bouncing down that little inflatable slide with
Speaker 4: all of their packages.
Speaker 2: No, not that.
Speaker 1: This career is not easy, not glamorous, and definitely not
Speaker 1: paid enough. I do love my job, and I very
Speaker 1: much am a people person most of the time. Geez,
Speaker 1: I'm considering deleting this rant, but just going to send
Speaker 1: it because I'm channeling my inner one. Ita A love.
Speaker 1: Y'all have a splendid day from Shannon. You know what,
Speaker 1: this is the perfect Minnesota goodbye email. Yes, because it's
Speaker 1: something that we haven't really brought up much. It is
Speaker 1: from somebody who knows what they're talking about, and it
Speaker 1: was so interesting. So thank you. Now. If you go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't write the perfect Minnesota goodbye email,
Speaker 1: I don't care. We don't expect it to be perfect.
Speaker 1: This is just a glowing example.
Speaker 2: And she wrote in paragraphs too, paragraphic form and not
Speaker 2: just one giant paragraph, which is exciting.
Speaker 1: Thanks Shannon, appreciate that one. All right, Hello Morning show, Crewe.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to you. My name is Rachel. I've
Speaker 1: been listening to you since the Corey Foley days. She
Speaker 1: left in two thousand and seven. For Perspective, she was
Speaker 1: here from two thousand and three to two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: I've really loved every morning show host since her and
Speaker 1: her you must have a lot to say and who
Speaker 1: gets chosen to sit next to you in the morning,
Speaker 1: and you have great taste. Thanks anyway. Question for Bailey
Speaker 1: have you listened to The Office Ladies podcast? Angela Kinzie
Speaker 1: and Jenna Fisher break down every episode of the Office
Speaker 1: in great detail, and it's an awesome podcast. They're five
Speaker 1: years in and almost done with the very last season,
Speaker 1: but we'll continue to make the podcast, so that's cool.
Speaker 1: I love knowing more about one of my favorite all
Speaker 1: time shows. I wish there were more podcasts where the
Speaker 1: main characters go into detail about how every episode was made,
Speaker 1: like Breaking Bad or Parks and rec as examples. Have
Speaker 1: you heard of The Office Lady?
Speaker 2: I have heard of it.
Speaker 4: I've not listened to it, though, a lot of people
Speaker 4: recommended it to me because I do love The Office,
Speaker 4: but I feel like with that one, I would want
Speaker 4: to be watching The Office at the same time so
Speaker 4: I could see, like, watch the episode they're talking about,
Speaker 4: then listen to their podcast they have. Like there's another
Speaker 4: podcass about Smallville, which was a TV show that was
Speaker 4: on when I was like in my youth, was about Superman,
Speaker 4: and they have a podcast too. That's a watch back
Speaker 4: called Talkville, and I really want to get started on
Speaker 4: that one. But same thing where I want to watch
Speaker 4: the show along with the commentary to like really get
Speaker 4: you know, or maybe surround sound kind of experience, or.
Speaker 1: Maybe watch the show then listen to the poscast right exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my favorite TV show of all time is The Twilight Zone.
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's an old show. I think it's
Speaker 1: all the episodes are at least sixty years old now,
Speaker 1: but it's so good and I know nearly every episode
Speaker 1: by heart. I've seen each one of two hundred episodes
Speaker 1: multiple times. So there is a twilight Zone podcast where
Speaker 1: they go into who made it, who they were, what
Speaker 1: struggles they were, the budget. It was amazing how low
Speaker 1: the budget was for Twilight Zone and really interesting. But no,
Speaker 1: I've not heard of The Office Ladies, but that might
Speaker 1: be on my listen list.
Speaker 4: I love the Twilight Zone or huh, I love Twilight Zone. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he never came to see the improvised Twighlight Zone.
Speaker 1: I always wanted to, but you know me, there's always
Speaker 1: things that I want to do that I never get
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: For the listeners, that was an improv show that I
Speaker 2: was in that, Dave never came to.
Speaker 1: No, and you've been talking about it for a year
Speaker 1: and I want to go see now, so I know
Speaker 1: it's too late now, Dave. I appreciate every time you
Speaker 1: remind me of the fact that I'm still young at
Speaker 1: age thirty two. You've talked about the fact that we
Speaker 1: don't realize how young we still are in the moment.
Speaker 1: Why do we think we're old? Whenever it's my birthday,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I might as well buy a casket
Speaker 1: throw me in there, because I'm old now and I'm
Speaker 1: only ninety five percent joking when I say it. I
Speaker 1: think that's very true because we all think of whatever
Speaker 1: age that we're turning is like old, because we've always
Speaker 1: looked at When you're fifteen, you think twenty is old.
Speaker 1: When you're twenty one, you think thirty is old. And
Speaker 1: now you turn thirty and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so old. Yeah, well, it's all perspective. When you're
Speaker 1: you know, my age, you look at somebody who's thirty
Speaker 1: and I mean, I'm not training this to be a
Speaker 1: smart ass. You say you're barely out of high school.
Speaker 1: I mean high school was fourteen years ago. Fourteen years
Speaker 1: ago for me was like my first grandkid was born,
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's all perspective. You are way younger than
Speaker 1: you think you are. And then they at first ask
Speaker 1: for a staff writer, sticker and secretary. Brie will send
Speaker 1: you one. Thank you, Rachel. That was a fun one too.
Speaker 1: Next one, let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Joe writes in Dave Bailey vant and oh hi, Jenny, Hi.
Speaker 3: I am accepting the fact that that happened, and I'm
Speaker 3: not upset anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh Hi, come to terms with it. Do you look
Speaker 2: really pretty today? Oh?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: That's kind of you.
Speaker 1: Does anybody remember the Hershey's s'more candy bar about twenty
Speaker 1: years ago? Took a bit to get used to, but
Speaker 1: I was hooked fairly quickly. Photos below for reference. The
Speaker 1: photo did not come through, Joe, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Also would love to advocate for more impressions on the show,
Speaker 1: whether it be encouraging on no phone or screen or
Speaker 1: Friday trademark they put the trademark symbol next to the
Speaker 1: Friday or just randomly. Here are a few examples to try.
Speaker 1: Polly Shore, Hey, Bedy, that's my Polly Shore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have a poly short.
Speaker 1: That's all I know.
Speaker 2: Are there any other options?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, Joe Pesci, I don't know. So why I
Speaker 1: says to this guy, I says, you're a fucking dufus
Speaker 1: is what you are. And this fucking guy he pulls
Speaker 1: out a knife, and I'm like, you brought a fucking knife.
Speaker 2: This guy brought a fucking knife to a gunfight.
Speaker 1: You fucking idiot. You there's my Joe Peschi. And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it's good. I've never practiced it before.
Speaker 2: Are there other options?
Speaker 1: Yeah, franch Fresher.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got French, Russia.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I could be like, David, you really need to wash
Speaker 4: you on these because they're so disgusting, so gross.
Speaker 2: Give them to me and I'll put them in the
Speaker 2: wash for you.
Speaker 1: Also, Eddie Murphy, now.
Speaker 2: I feel like I can't do that.
Speaker 1: No, No, Eddie Murphy is difficult to do because he's
Speaker 1: got a black accent and it's not PC for why.
Speaker 1: It's true. You can laugh all you want, it's not
Speaker 1: PC for white people anymore. To do a black accent.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do one. I'll do French, I'll do Italian,
Speaker 1: I will do a Canadian okay, but I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do a black accent. It doesn't fly anymore. No,
Speaker 1: am I making anybody uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I'm simply stating that a black accent is the right I've.
Speaker 1: Heard black people call it a black accent. How many
Speaker 1: I don't know enough to know that that's what they
Speaker 1: call it. Like, for example, somebody will pretend to have
Speaker 1: a black accent, and if that's the wrong term, then
Speaker 1: let me know. But that's what I heard a black
Speaker 1: person call it. It's like, oh, yeah, they're trying to
Speaker 1: speak with a black accent.
Speaker 2: I think it's African American for a noo.
Speaker 1: But not all blacks are African.
Speaker 4: I know that's what it's called though aave. It's an
Speaker 4: African American vernacular. I don't know what the E stands for,
Speaker 4: but something like that.
Speaker 1: But if you talk to somebody from Haiti and you
Speaker 1: call them an African American, they probably wouldn't appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I what, Oh, Jenny's waving her arms giving us the
Speaker 1: wrap up sign. Either that or she's trying to signal.
Speaker 3: A cab that or I want to end this conversation.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it makes you uncomfortable. Seriously you want to no up? Okay?
Speaker 1: That was it? Sure, Okay. Continuing on this one just
Speaker 1: came in moments ago from Sarah in Stillwater, and Sarah says,
Speaker 1: I love the show. This morning you talked about, first
Speaker 1: of all, thank you. I do appreciate when people say
Speaker 1: they love the show. I mean that never gets old.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like you know, telling your wife or
Speaker 1: your partner that you love her. You never go Okay,
Speaker 1: I know it's up. You know. It's like when I
Speaker 1: tell Carson I love you, he'll go love you, which
Speaker 1: is like very sweet and I know he means it. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this morning you talked about electric can openers. I am
Speaker 1: thirty five and i've used one since I was in
Speaker 1: my teens. It's not one that's under the cabinet. It's
Speaker 1: like its own appliance. I've always used one because, like
Speaker 1: you talked about simple things that people can't do. I
Speaker 1: struggle with traditional can openers. I am left handed, and
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you have lefties on the show.
Speaker 1: Everybody's here right handed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm right handed.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but a lot of things are made for
Speaker 1: right handed People's scissorstional school desk, etc. And yes, can
Speaker 1: openers other things I've figured out, but can openers I hate,
Speaker 1: so I always use my electric one. And they asked
Speaker 1: for a staff writer sticker, so will be glad to
Speaker 1: send you one. If you want a staff writer sticker
Speaker 1: and you have an idea for an email, then send
Speaker 1: it in because that's You're literally a writer for the show,
Speaker 1: so that is what the show is ninety percent about.
Speaker 1: Let me take a picture of this and I will
Speaker 1: send it off to Secretary Brie. Yes, I'm doing this
Speaker 1: during the middle of the show, which is very unprofessional,
Speaker 1: but if I don't do it, I will quickly forget.
Speaker 2: That's okay, b R.
Speaker 1: And then I think we have time for one more
Speaker 1: from Britney. All right, y'all said you need Minnesota goodbye emails.
Speaker 1: Here's a silly topic for you. Have y'all ever noticed
Speaker 1: how pervy dishwashers are. The choices on my dishwasher are
Speaker 1: full load, fload, quick and dry, heavy, delicate, extra dry spray,
Speaker 1: and the kinkiest of all, dual load. All right, let
Speaker 1: me just tell you something right now, Brittany, I love
Speaker 1: you and I am disgusted by you at the same time.
Speaker 1: So let's go over the dirty dishwasher again. Okay, full load,
Speaker 1: half load, quick and dry, heavy, delicate, extra dry spray,
Speaker 1: and the kinkiest of all, dual load.
Speaker 4: I'd say out of all of those, spray might be
Speaker 4: the worst, followed by quick and dry.
Speaker 2: I feel like full load, about like filthy.
Speaker 1: I think spray is probably my favorite one.
Speaker 2: Spray is your favorite one? Yeah, Oh, it's just pee.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about pee. What'd you say? It's just pee?
Speaker 2: That's what I said.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not talking about pee.
Speaker 2: You go through them again, and let's all pick our favorites.
Speaker 1: Okay, full load, half load, quick and dry, heavy, delicate,
Speaker 1: extra dry, spray, do will load.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say heavy is probably my favorite.
Speaker 1: Heavy? Okay, full load?
Speaker 2: I like full load?
Speaker 1: Okay, what about a half load? You're not into half load?
Speaker 3: Depends on like the situation. There's certain situations I'd prefer
Speaker 3: the half load.
Speaker 1: Can I just I'm gonna bring up something and you
Speaker 1: don't have to comment, but you can. Some women are
Speaker 1: disgusted by the spray. Some women are kind of on
Speaker 1: the fence, they don't care, ambivalent, and some women love
Speaker 1: the spray. Yeah, would you agree with that? Jenny, You're
Speaker 1: you're you're much more open to talking about things like that.
Speaker 3: Fully agree, I'm probably the ambivalent person, but also just
Speaker 3: from a female perspective and barely comment if you want to.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do in certain moments when
Speaker 3: that is happening, Like am I supposed to pretend like
Speaker 3: this is fantastic, that this is getting all over my
Speaker 3: stomach like it's I understand it's the heat of the
Speaker 3: moment and whatever. But in reality, all I can feel
Speaker 3: is something cold spray on me. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to ruin the moment, so.
Speaker 1: I I can be cold. It should be body temperature.
Speaker 2: Whatever, not cold.
Speaker 3: It's just surprising because so you go from nothing into
Speaker 3: something like what getting onto you, and so I feel
Speaker 3: like you most women, I think, and or men pretend
Speaker 3: like this is fantastic, but in reality you're like, God.
Speaker 4: Get me thet A rash a rash.
Speaker 1: Where's this guy's been?
Speaker 3: You might want to check if.
Speaker 1: You have an immediately if there's like red dots all
Speaker 1: over your tummy afterward, and you're like, oh, meg, God,
Speaker 1: I gotta put some neo sporing on this. My experience
Speaker 1: is that you never know. Some women absolutely love it,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to name any names, but somebody
Speaker 1: does come up on the show many times. No freaking no, no,
Speaker 1: they absolutely loved it. And then other people would kind
Speaker 1: of grimace and like look the other way, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, the other way, like like don't get
Speaker 1: it on me type it. Oh yeah, so this might
Speaker 1: be one of the more racy topics we've had on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because we brought up dishwashers. Okay, yeah, she
Speaker 2: started it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you started it, Brittany. Heavy load anyway, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. We're gonna call this podcast heavy load. No,
Speaker 1: there's full load, half load, quick and dry, heavy, delicate,
Speaker 1: extra dry, spray and dual loved.
Speaker 2: Like a combo heavy delicate sounds fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, that is it for the Minnesota goodbye. Thank you.
Speaker 1: That was a really fun one and totally random. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Send your emails in to Ryan's show
Speaker 1: at katiewb dot com.