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Speaker 1: to Obob you better believe it. Let's do it all right,
Speaker 1: We'll get halfway around the world. Got to Australia where
Speaker 1: a surgeon there has now been an orthopedic surgeon has
Speaker 1: been fined ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: For tell me it's not a C section on a dog.
Speaker 2: No last week, No, no, no, no, let me boy,
Speaker 2: this story's got a little bit of wackiness all over
Speaker 2: the place. What was the result of the fine?
Speaker 3: Why? Why did he get a fine for ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: He shared a photograph of a patient that he was
Speaker 1: charged with taking care of, who had had a pipe
Speaker 1: bomb explode in his hands.
Speaker 2: Oh god, And he's an orthopedic surgeon, so he's sending
Speaker 2: pictures of all that.
Speaker 1: Wow. Well, there's no way about it. He sees stuff
Speaker 1: like this on a regular basis. What he did not
Speaker 1: see on a regular basis and prompted the photograph, was
Speaker 1: during the treatment of the patient who was comatose, he
Speaker 1: noticed a certain tattoo in a certain place and he
Speaker 1: found it quite unusual, so he documented it and figured, Hm,
Speaker 1: dude had a pipe bomb blow up in his hands,
Speaker 1: and he's got a SWASTI cut tattooed on his pecker.
Speaker 1: I better take a photo of this. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: So pipe bomb blew up in the hands. So the
Speaker 1: guy's dead. We got no, he was, he's comatosed. This
Speaker 1: orthopedic surgeon is trying to treat him, and yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just checking. Ali has his pants off for his hands.
Speaker 1: We got a Nazi with a pipe bomb that blew up.
Speaker 2: Now, yes, but I'm saying, why does he have his
Speaker 2: pants off if he's doing hand surgery.
Speaker 1: Well, it did more damage than just to his hands.
Speaker 1: His whole body's mangled. So he was on the table
Speaker 1: for procedures and that's when the doctor noticed the swastik
Speaker 1: swastika on the wiener, Which that's not something that's one
Speaker 1: it's hard to explain when you get into your you know,
Speaker 1: sex time, you know, if you're promiscuous, then you're out
Speaker 1: and you meet a chicken a bar and you have
Speaker 1: a swastka on your dog. Yeah, unless she's in the
Speaker 1: same hate group, you're probably gonna that's probably at the
Speaker 1: very least off putting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he took the picture.
Speaker 1: Which it sounds like he took the picture in case
Speaker 1: there was a police questioning of this. Well, yeah, the
Speaker 1: pipe bomb blowing up and he's got a SWASTI gun
Speaker 1: his pecker here. The problem is he shared the photo
Speaker 1: with people who shouldn't have been seeing it. That's where
Speaker 1: the ten thousand dollars fine comes in. Yeah, what do
Speaker 1: they do with the Swaska? Just put them on a list?
Speaker 2: We could you know what, I bet there's some roots
Speaker 2: where we could just deport him.
Speaker 3: Well it's in Australia, Bob.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're not worried about that.
Speaker 1: Then their own currently the situation there with dudes with
Speaker 1: swastikas on their peckers, then we'll see how.
Speaker 3: They handle that. And I mean that.
Speaker 2: You know when I said promiscuous the male to female
Speaker 2: ratio over there.
Speaker 3: I told you about it.
Speaker 2: It is it used to be back when I was
Speaker 2: going to move there in the late eighties, right out
Speaker 2: of high school. Our friend Jail and you only made
Speaker 2: it to the dunes in New Sumerna. No, no, I
Speaker 2: didn't even make it there. I went to California instead.
Speaker 2: But all that aside, we were going to move to
Speaker 2: Australia because our friend Janet's dad lives there. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: we could have lived there for six months unless we
Speaker 2: got a job. And part of the motivation besides the waves,
Speaker 2: were the women. So god, I sound like a realiz
Speaker 2: SPEHOLI a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, the ratio I think was four to one women.
Speaker 2: So Delta David, all right, that's good to Australia.
Speaker 3: I get to handle living there.
Speaker 2: We both, you know, crap the bed on the essay
Speaker 2: or act whatever test we had to take because I
Speaker 2: didn't take the SAT and I fell asleep during the
Speaker 2: other one at a CAG party at Janet's house the
Speaker 2: night before the test. So anyway, Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of women over there, and with this guy with the
Speaker 2: swastk on his dong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck, buddy. All Right, that's one you're gonna regret.
Speaker 3: We got him, and now we got this guy.
Speaker 2: Fload of man, float of man, floating man. Got to
Speaker 2: be a flowing man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 1: I swear to you, I do not have any kind
Speaker 1: of chip on my shoulder or axe to grind with
Speaker 1: clear water.
Speaker 2: No, they've just shown up a lot for Florida man stories.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 1: Our epicenter of Florida man activity. Theory is I think
Speaker 1: it's beyond theory at this point. I think there's enough
Speaker 1: verified evidence and situations that we can crown Clearwater, Saint
Speaker 1: Pete at the center of Florida man activity.
Speaker 2: I think that most of us took a science class
Speaker 2: at some point. This is pasted past a hypothesis. Pat
Speaker 2: this is, this has become fact.
Speaker 1: Forty five year old Stephen Kunsmano was walking in a
Speaker 1: Clearwater neighborhood around seven point thirty this past Tuesday evening
Speaker 1: when he observed a lemonade stand being run by several juveniles.
Speaker 1: Cussamo purchased one glass of lemonade, then became angry and
Speaker 1: then outraged and then violent when he was not allowed
Speaker 1: to refill his cup for free. Oh. At this point,
Speaker 1: the adult who was supervising the young lemonade stand entrepreneurs
Speaker 1: intervened and to separate you know, the lemonade customer from
Speaker 1: the young kid selling the product. At this point is
Speaker 1: when Casamo became angry and grabbed her arm and started
Speaker 1: you know, raging.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Then he stopped off. She called the police. The police
Speaker 1: caught up with me. Verified every one of these things
Speaker 1: I just conveyed to you. The dudes looking for free refills. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at a kid's lemonade stand in a clear Water neighborhood.
Speaker 2: It's hard enough to get free refills at certain restaurants.
Speaker 2: Now they hit you at the Oh you know how
Speaker 2: much that cost me for the And I know that.
Speaker 2: You know the ins and outs of the soda industry.
Speaker 2: With the convenience store life, it's a major profit center.
Speaker 2: The fountain, the fountain bar there, yes, yes, well, the
Speaker 2: the lemonade stand is also a major profit thing.
Speaker 3: But it's a kid you refilm Yeah, what is that
Speaker 3: I'm doing? Business? Is this? Dude? Deep breath?
Speaker 1: Man? Come on, all right, If that's not enough, I've
Speaker 1: got some more headline of the week contenders coming in.
Speaker 1: And I told you yesterday it was likely because we've
Speaker 1: been on a hot streak this week.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me go ahead and record it. On three two,
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Unlicensed Queen's plastic surgeon leaves woman brain dead in botched
Speaker 1: butt procedure.
Speaker 2: Wow, Queen's New York. Huh So how does the botched
Speaker 2: but affect the bridge?
Speaker 3: Just out?
Speaker 1: Let's break down this very well crafted headline of the
Speaker 1: week contender. I think it is wrong to use the
Speaker 1: phrase plastic surgeon, seeing as the word unlicensed is also
Speaker 1: used in the sentence. It's a guy who thinks he's
Speaker 1: a plastic surgeon operating out of an apartment. He sent
Speaker 1: a woman the victim, into a coma and then a
Speaker 1: brain dead level after she showed up to have a
Speaker 1: procedure done to remove butt implants. He screwed it up.
Speaker 1: Blood clots, oh god, and then there you go. That's
Speaker 1: the end results.
Speaker 3: Where was surgery done? Apartment in Queens's Great?
Speaker 1: Yeh?
Speaker 3: Can we toss out a red flag?
Speaker 2: I don't think any of our listeners would ever Actually,
Speaker 2: I can pretty much tell you one hundred percent, none
Speaker 2: of our listeners would ever go to an apartment to
Speaker 2: have a butt surgery. But implants put in or taken out,
Speaker 2: or any kind of cosmetic surgery, if it's at an
Speaker 2: apartment or a storage unit, do not do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, run, run quickly in the opposite direct. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's just like if you, you know, you meet this
Speaker 2: great guy at happy It's like a great deal. Though,
Speaker 2: meet this great guy at happy hour and he buys
Speaker 2: you drinks all night, and you get home and he
Speaker 2: has a swask on his packer run.
Speaker 1: I would think you might even have better luck. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like getting a paint job in a public
Speaker 1: sparking lot on this Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, still lasting after I think, what are we? Four
Speaker 2: months and strong? Was it for three?
Speaker 3: Four bills for that? Was it? I think it was
Speaker 3: four or fifth. Hey, you keep on raging until the
Speaker 3: paint keeps to the Lynchin.
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