Speaker 1: Need advice.
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Speaker 1: One O one one w j r R.
Speaker 3: We are Orlando's rock station. The esteemed lc TB has
Speaker 3: entered the studio. Hey, Elsie, can I ask a quick
Speaker 3: question here?
Speaker 1: Hot rumor? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's a hot rumor? You hear what?
Speaker 1: You hear?
Speaker 2: What I'm doing over here? Right your it looks like
Speaker 2: your h stacks of questions.
Speaker 3: I know you want to get to just can you
Speaker 3: confirm or deny? You may be one of the special
Speaker 3: guests on Wheel of Fortune. iHeartRadio week on Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 2: Little bar good guy by the name of Ryan seacrest
Speaker 2: Man called me to appear and spin that wheel.
Speaker 3: Perhaps maybe giving away counseling is one of the prizes,
Speaker 3: some free counseling.
Speaker 2: No, well, we're giving away different trips, two different iHeart events,
Speaker 2: So that's almost a counseling right there. If you go
Speaker 2: to the jingle Ball and then you go and you
Speaker 2: have such a great experience, you feel like you got counseled.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to seem like, you know, being impatient
Speaker 2: or kind of in a rush, but we got to
Speaker 2: crank through this because I got to get back to
Speaker 2: the Masters.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're in a par three tournament. Get started today?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know how it is though. I mean all
Speaker 2: the different clients I have, just like Babe Hill, you
Speaker 2: know when that was in town. Babe Hill. Golf golfers
Speaker 2: are complete like head cases.
Speaker 1: So I gotta be out there to council.
Speaker 3: You're on call literally, Yeah all right.
Speaker 2: If you watch the Masters covered, you might see me
Speaker 2: behind maybe uh Bryson, d Schambeau or different golfers Phil
Speaker 2: Mickelson LC UH two two five two six. A ton
Speaker 2: of questions came in. If we don't get to them,
Speaker 2: don't worry. We will in the next week or so.
Speaker 2: Do you want to see what the life coach looks like?
Speaker 2: By the way we're running this on Facebook Life, if
Speaker 2: you'd like me to, yeah, a model a little bit there,
Speaker 2: your your slick look have in this in this pocket
Speaker 2: right here? Sportscoat, uh, an old paper towel in case
Speaker 2: I'm sweating on the brow from the warmth of said sports.
Speaker 3: Sports code over a T shirt and then the shorts
Speaker 3: and boat shoes. You guys, it's a cool look.
Speaker 1: LC.
Speaker 2: Well, the new tariffs have you thinking twice about writing
Speaker 2: so many scripts it's hard enough to come up with
Speaker 2: your hourly wait hourly rate just for the office visit.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could hit up some of those hot farmer
Speaker 2: reps for more free samples to share with your patients.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think they're starting to catch on to part
Speaker 3: of your approach to counseling. Yes, that's what I was
Speaker 3: looking for.
Speaker 1: You hear this?
Speaker 2: This text is from some cheapskate looking for a handout.
Speaker 2: That's exactly who umps from the former.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: As for those hot pharma sales women, look, life coach
Speaker 2: doesn't take their handouts.
Speaker 1: You know, the elegant dinners and all.
Speaker 2: The you know, the fishing weekends and the golf trip outing.
Speaker 1: I don't take any of that.
Speaker 2: You know why, because I'm not a mooch like you
Speaker 2: that's texting in. Don't get me wrong. I mean we
Speaker 2: have coitus in farmer reps. How could you not? I mean,
Speaker 2: if you're ser served a tall drink of water, take
Speaker 2: a sip, you know what I'm saying. If it's a nice, warm,
Speaker 2: inviting pool, take a dip. And I mean we've all
Speaker 2: been in the doctor's office. You've waited ten minutes past
Speaker 2: your uh, your appointment time, and you see that smoking
Speaker 2: hot lady walk in slinging pills. Go right ahead, man,
Speaker 2: I'm all waiting another forty minutes. Finally get back to
Speaker 2: your doctor's looking all disheveled.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Your blood pressure's through the roof. And he's questioning.
Speaker 2: Why because I've been waiting for an hour while you're
Speaker 2: back here getting whoops.
Speaker 3: So it's a hard note on the free samples. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, I just wanted to make not I don't.
Speaker 1: Get hand out. Sorry, I'm here to.
Speaker 2: Help, but why is wow? Why is lc TV this
Speaker 2: year for Halloween? Instead of giving away candy, I was
Speaker 2: thinking of giving out fruit. What's the best one? I
Speaker 2: was thinking grapefruit. They're taking a dig at you, Paddy. Paddy,
Speaker 2: the grapefruit Daddy for those that don't know, he handed
Speaker 2: out grapefruit one year because he ran out of candy,
Speaker 2: and I pointed out to him, Hell, nonsensical, that would
Speaker 2: be to get bumped. What I yes, y'all don't want
Speaker 2: to ever let me live it down.
Speaker 3: That's fine. I had to think on my feet. We
Speaker 3: had just moved into the house over a Halloween, didn't
Speaker 3: realize it was Halloween, and we get descended upon by
Speaker 3: trick or treaters who pants to us, it is the best.
Speaker 3: The new house, grapefruit tree in the back. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: gutles candies.
Speaker 2: They ran out back, thought on his feet and grabbed
Speaker 2: the grapefruit to.
Speaker 1: Give out genius.
Speaker 2: But anyway, it's the best story ever because since then Patty,
Speaker 2: Patty the great for your daddy was born. Need your help,
Speaker 2: life coach. My neighbor's kid took up the drums. And
Speaker 2: to say the least, it's driving me in all caps,
Speaker 2: it's driving me effing crazy.
Speaker 1: I've seen this before. It never plays out well.
Speaker 2: Neighbor takes up drums and then to combat that, you
Speaker 2: take up drugs. Listen, drugs or drugs are bad. Okay,
Speaker 2: I need you to remember that drugs are not good.
Speaker 2: What you could do, I was gonna say, have your kid.
Speaker 3: You've had clients blame their drug addiction on a neighbor
Speaker 3: who's decided to start practicing drums.
Speaker 2: You ever had a neighbor playing the drums? Can't say that,
Speaker 2: I have to talk to me. Even that one armed
Speaker 2: guy from Leopard from Deaf Leopard, even his he'd throw
Speaker 2: it down a beat.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: I would say, use your own kid to befriending this
Speaker 2: next door neighbor, but then you have ties to it.
Speaker 1: So what you need to do is.
Speaker 2: Hire a kid to be your next door neighbor's new friend.
Speaker 1: I'm throwing air.
Speaker 2: Quotes out, Okay, then the new friend in him. You know,
Speaker 2: they're chums. They hang out and do whatever kids do,
Speaker 2: probably video games, beat on those drums that are annoying
Speaker 2: the hell out of it.
Speaker 1: But then you uh have your hired kid.
Speaker 2: Sure it's gonna be weird asking a kid if you
Speaker 2: can hire them to be somebody's friend. That's we're taking
Speaker 2: all that out of play here. But have that that
Speaker 2: new friend, have a falling out with the kid, and
Speaker 2: punch hole in all the skins, you know, punch holes
Speaker 2: in every single drumhead.
Speaker 1: No more drumming, or if you want.
Speaker 2: To go the nicer approach, because I mean, after all,
Speaker 2: it's just a kid, right, he's just beating his drums.
Speaker 2: You what you do is you hire them to rake
Speaker 2: every nook and cranny of your yard.
Speaker 1: You know, leave season.
Speaker 2: It is not past us yet, right, Have him out
Speaker 2: there rake in every single bit of your yard. What
Speaker 2: raken blisters equals no drumming? I solve a problem you were.
Speaker 1: We got a lot of questions A life coach, you
Speaker 1: being a chisel god dog.
Speaker 2: I can't make this up. Read it yourself, you being
Speaker 2: a chiseled god. Uh, life coach, you being a chiseled god.
Speaker 2: Not sure if you would know a fast food question,
Speaker 2: but maybe Pat might. What kind of cheese is on
Speaker 2: Arby's beef and cheddar? This is a trick.
Speaker 3: Question right in the title.
Speaker 1: It's a beef in cheddar. That's like saying, what kind
Speaker 1: of meats in a nugget? Oh? Actually, well, you know what.
Speaker 2: That might not be a good question at a certain places,
Speaker 2: you know, like the hot dogs, the subjective Yeah, and coach.
Speaker 2: I'm in a predicament where I need to introduce my
Speaker 2: girlfriend to my ex. She's an upgrade in every way.
Speaker 2: Do I flaunt her or be humble?
Speaker 1: Now? I can hear the knuckle draggers that are listening
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Soon introduce him in a three way. But nothing good
Speaker 2: is gonna come out of a three way? Okay, maybe
Speaker 2: a poor choice of words there, but.
Speaker 1: Something good. How are we doing?
Speaker 3: I'm fine? You get a fat stack there, I like
Speaker 3: trying to slow you down at all?
Speaker 2: Run my dogs or I just know you have clocks
Speaker 2: in different things. Times you got a head life coach.
Speaker 2: I run my dogs early in the morning, and I
Speaker 2: find that boomers don't use lights or reflective clothing. They
Speaker 2: seem to get pissy when my dogs get startled when
Speaker 2: they just appear. So I guess the people were walking
Speaker 2: in the neighborhood while he's running his dogs, and the
Speaker 2: old people are the boomers in his mind pre dawn hours. Yay,
Speaker 2: he said, even using a light. What's their deal? You
Speaker 2: could turn this into a good neighbor, you know, like
Speaker 2: the old slogan, like a good neigh United State Farm
Speaker 2: was the good neighbor? Right, Yeah, just go to Amazon
Speaker 2: and look up like those reflective jackets, you know the
Speaker 2: ones the roadside workers, safety vest.
Speaker 1: Men and women out there doing that.
Speaker 2: We love you, thinks you're keeping our roads clean, safe
Speaker 2: and build them up. Be careful of those people on
Speaker 2: the sides of the roads. They have families. I think
Speaker 2: those things are like under ten bucks. So if you
Speaker 2: just get you're only running into so many boomers, as
Speaker 2: you call them, but you just get like ten of them, right,
Speaker 2: a hundred bucks, right, and then you say I really
Speaker 2: care about my neighbors. Here's a reflective jacket for you,
Speaker 2: and just hand them out to people when you see
Speaker 2: them walking, just carry them with you and then they
Speaker 2: have their reflected jacket.
Speaker 1: You're keeping them sell up safe.
Speaker 3: Do you ever offer any kind of advice that doesn't
Speaker 3: cost money?
Speaker 1: No, I'll get back down that.
Speaker 2: But when you were walking away and feeling like a
Speaker 2: good neighbor, you know, like we're handing them to that
Speaker 2: reflective jackie. You may hear Karen or Cannon mumbled, but
Speaker 2: don't worry. You just keep going doing what you did.
Speaker 2: I see you doing the wrap up.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can squeeze another one.
Speaker 2: And if he's so desire, what's going on LCTV? Listen,
Speaker 2: I do sub contracted work in this little town called Hepatitusville.
Speaker 1: Okay, stop that.
Speaker 2: It's not nice that is overrun with free range tweakers.
Speaker 2: Is there some repellent that you can recommend? Listen as
Speaker 2: you call that. Titusville is a very large listening area
Speaker 2: of ours, so don't start labeling entire towns.
Speaker 1: Sweed. Sorry, I don't like range tweakers.
Speaker 2: I think the past guy will be taking care of
Speaker 2: that problem soon. You know, the pest guy is right. No,
Speaker 2: no pedwork, Coach. I have a friend coming in town
Speaker 2: wants to stay with me. Problem is always posting political
Speaker 2: stuff on his social media, to the point.
Speaker 1: Where I had to block him from all my socials.
Speaker 1: Uh sorry, Uh, here's what you do.
Speaker 2: You tell him the only way that he's able to stay,
Speaker 2: because he wants to stay with him, is there is.
Speaker 1: A no political talk rule.
Speaker 2: In effect period for breakfast till till night cap drinks. Okay,
Speaker 2: and if you drive a tesla, leave that at a
Speaker 2: different friend's house. Hey, you just have him drive. That's
Speaker 2: getting it's getting crazy.
Speaker 3: Off to Augusta the Augusta Express. Keep an eye out
Speaker 3: for me, possibly behind John Nelly. I have a few
Speaker 3: that are counselor out there. Thank you, LC TB. I
Speaker 3: think out to the Magnolius. All right, lets you talk
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