Speaker 1: Welcome to episode three off. She's my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I went to the jewelers this morning, and I can't
afford a worthy ring for Lisa like I wanted to.
I mean, I guess I could if I put it
on a credit card, but that would put me at
my limit. Who would have thought a ring cost two
thousand dollars. She's in her room right now. You can
probably hear her playing Fortnite with her friends in there.
Speaker 3: Suck my dick, bitches, Nice attack ha eat it, Nerds,
Battle Die Kill Her Warfare.
Speaker 2: Dick, Mortal Conflict, perfect annihilation.
Speaker 3: All right, Lisa's I'm looking off because unlike you, I
actually have a job for you too. Later by Lisa
Lesa Nuts see you soon.
Speaker 1: Get out of here later bye, Die Die, Die die whatever.
Speaker 2: Your dad's bisexual. Lisa and I have been together for
a long time now. Even the best relationships get arguments.
So today's episode is about compromise. So there's an issue
going on. It's kind of personal, so I don't know
if I should say anything. Well, okay, I won't mention names.
Someone has been bothering Lisa at work. She came home
and was visibly upset, and I could tell She tried
to hide it, but then she started yelling. She's okay,
So she is a fashion designer, but that's her part
time job. She actually works at a medical transcription office
during the day. She's a fast typist and good with numbers,
so she's good at her job. Actually, she's good at
both of her jobs. But anyway, the day job the
manager is giving her hell. She's even thinking of looking
for a new office to work at. I want to
do something about it, but I don't want to step
on any toes. That's her professional life. I'm her personal life.
I'm her future husband, future father to her children. But
I do think about going over there and having some
heavy words with her manager about how to treat Lisa
with respect. I'll leave it alone. It's just that Lisa
means so much to me, and her happiness is my happiness.
It's just not fair. What do you think. I'm open
to suggestions. Okay. I wrote a little poem for Lisa
the other day, and I chickened out and I didn't
read it to you. So I think it's very sweet
and I hope you will enjoy it, So please bear
with me. Some men get their women cards and flowers.
Some men get their women nothing at all. The right
men get their women the greatest gift of all to
be in your life every.
Speaker 4: Moment, to be yours, truly, yours, my sweetness, my soul.
I cannot wait to see you again. I wait here
in the shadows, in the darkness, until you come back home,
until we're together again.
Speaker 2: I love you, So go ahead, be honest. I can
take it. Send your thoughts to Danny at She's my
girlfriend dot com. Oh, we're already getting messages. Danny, you're
a loser. Okay, Okay, that wasn't very nice. Let's get
another message. You are probably a rapist, aren't you. No,
I am not jerk. Okay, here's another one. I like
that your poem is proof you're a creep? What trolls? Okay,
no more messages today, she's home.
Speaker 3: Mom, I god buy it.
Speaker 1: Hatamn? What fucking manager ever? Anyway, it's like have been
abuse for too long, some micromanagement philosophy messages.
Speaker 3: People are psychos No, No, it's okay, I'll be all right.
It was just a job, right, thanks, mom.
Speaker 2: That son of a bitch. I'll take care of this.
You'll see