Speaker 1: Well, yesterday was the big, big, big game. Did you watch.
Speaker 1: I've got so many things to say about it, but
Speaker 1: mainly that it's everything that's wrong with America.
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Speaker 1: every day. If it's if I don't fight with the boom,
Speaker 1: then it's you know, it's just it's not a regular day.
Speaker 2: So what's going on with the boom? What's going on
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Speaker 1: to my room. Remember that, all right? So yesterday was
Speaker 1: the Big Game. Did you watch? I did not, And
Speaker 1: I got a bazillion questions. Why didn't you watch the game?
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be someone that talks about current of vans.
Speaker 1: Everybody in the world watching the game. Why don't you
Speaker 1: watch the game? I'm talking like that because instead of
Speaker 1: watching the game, I watched something on Peacock called Flora
Speaker 1: Bama murders. And these are murders that have been committed
Speaker 1: on the Florida Alabama line, better known as a different country.
Speaker 2: And watching it and watching just how immensely.
Speaker 1: Stupid the people are. I thought to myself, this is
Speaker 1: how Trump wins.
Speaker 2: See. Trump doesn't win cities.
Speaker 1: He doesn't win Los Angeles, he doesn't win Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: He doesn't win New York or San Francisco or Seattle.
Speaker 2: He doesn't win cities. He wins the rural.
Speaker 1: And when you watch these shows like the Flora Bama murders,
Speaker 1: m yep.
Speaker 2: I went in there. Yep.
Speaker 1: They were done dead and been shot in the back
Speaker 1: of their head. I know who had done a thing
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Way.
Speaker 1: I never seen a thing like that around these parts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never seen a dentist either. Uh So, as I
Speaker 1: was watching the Flora Bama Murders. I thought, this is
Speaker 1: how he wins. These people are so stupid and so
Speaker 1: desperate and so bigoted. On the first episode of the
Speaker 1: Flora Bama Murders, they killed a Mexican guy because the
Speaker 1: drug dealer in town thought that he was gonna bring
Speaker 1: the cartel, the cartel to Jackson County, Florida, in the Panhandle,
Speaker 1: right next to Alabama.
Speaker 2: This idiot, white.
Speaker 1: Toothless mother fuck I thought that this Hispanic, was gonna
Speaker 1: bring the cartel just because he was brown. This guy
Speaker 1: never was in a gang, had no gang tattoos, didn't
Speaker 1: even sell drugs. But this drug dealer kills him because
Speaker 1: he thinks he's gonna be in the cartel.
Speaker 2: Oh stupid, stupid.
Speaker 1: Didn't have two teeth and an IQ of twenty, so
Speaker 1: I did not watch now. I used to be a
Speaker 1: fan of the Super Bowl. I don't know about y'all,
Speaker 1: but I used to love it. I hate football, I
Speaker 1: do not I never I have never known what teams
Speaker 1: were playing. I've watched the Super Bowl probably thirty times
Speaker 1: in my life, maybe forty, and I have never known
Speaker 1: who was playing yesterday. I know that Taylor Smith's boyfriend
Speaker 1: was playing and that he lost. I also know that
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift got booed and that Trump got cheered, and
Speaker 1: that's all I need to know. And I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: first of all, the stands are full, okay, with people
Speaker 1: who were about the motherfucking price of eggs.
Speaker 2: Okay, these assholes out there.
Speaker 1: Screaming, I can't afford groceries, I can't afford to feed
Speaker 1: my babies.
Speaker 2: I can't afford the price of eggs.
Speaker 1: And meanwhile, they're spending eight to ten to twelve thousand
Speaker 1: dollars to go to a football game.
Speaker 2: That's my first problem.
Speaker 1: My second problem with the Super Bowl nowadays is that
Speaker 1: these players are being paid more for that one game
Speaker 1: than teachers make in a year, or cops or firemen,
Speaker 1: or most doctors or nurses.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so people who can't afford the seats are
Speaker 1: filling the seats to watch players who are multi millionaires,
Speaker 1: who are making more in this game than our teachers,
Speaker 1: or our lawyers or doctors or whatever, our firemen. Then
Speaker 1: you got the companies paying sixteen million dollars a minute,
Speaker 1: eight million dollars for a thirty second ad. So you
Speaker 1: got Dorito's paying sixteen million dollars to advertise in the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, while they got to charge you eight dollars
Speaker 1: for a bag of potato chips that you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: eaten anyway. In fact, a majority of the commercials were
Speaker 1: for things that you shouldn't do. You shouldn't eat potato chips.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't drink Budweiser beer, it's not good for you.
Speaker 1: Lots of carbs and alcohol both not good for you.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't drive an enormous truck that guzzles fossil fuel.
Speaker 1: So I was looking at all the commercials, going They're
Speaker 1: spending all this money to advertised products we shouldn't even use.
Speaker 2: And so I thought to myself.
Speaker 1: Well, when did you lose your Jois de vie for
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl? He used to have super Bowl parties,
Speaker 1: invite friends over, have fon due When did you lose that?
Speaker 1: First of all, I wasn't going to watch because Trump went,
Speaker 1: And that's the truth. You know, Hitler attended events like
Speaker 1: that too. I wouldn't have gone then. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to see it. Now I didn't want to see him.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to see his daughter that I believe
Speaker 1: he is molested. I didn't want to see him at all,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to see anybody that voted for him,
Speaker 1: and a lot of those football players did because the idiot,
Speaker 1: they've got concussive brain injuries. So that was the first
Speaker 1: reason I knew he was going to be there. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to see it. Second, of all, the commercials
Speaker 1: have lost it. I mean, the first Super Bowl commercial,
Speaker 1: how many of you know what it was. It was
Speaker 1: Apple's nineteen eighty ad with the javelin thrower throwing the
Speaker 1: javelin through the screen and the screen breaking open and
Speaker 1: it said think different. That was the first ad for
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. It was in nineteen eighty four and
Speaker 1: it was Apple, Apple did it. Steve Jobs basically invented
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl ads of now.
Speaker 2: So the ads used to be these productions.
Speaker 1: Now they just get like the Kevin Costner one where
Speaker 1: he's pitching Greta Gerwig a movie about how the super
Speaker 1: Bowl means food. I thought, it's got a lot of
Speaker 1: star power and it's kind of cute, but you know,
Speaker 1: so you know, and all the ads the talking beluga whale,
Speaker 1: Kirnan Culkin being a beluga whale. That was cute, except
Speaker 1: we're slaughtering beluga whales.
Speaker 2: So there's that. Uh then what else?
Speaker 1: The muppet commercial was pretty cute, But when aren't the
Speaker 1: Muppets cute?
Speaker 2: What other commercials did I see?
Speaker 1: I saw the one with a cutie, the new Brad
Speaker 1: Pitt what's his name, Glenn Powell with his long blonde hair,
Speaker 1: advertising trucks we shouldn't drive?
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 1: Overpriced trucks, trucks that got a seven year you know,
Speaker 1: you got to finance over seven years because you can't
Speaker 1: pay for them.
Speaker 2: Who else did I see?
Speaker 1: The Clydesdale add with the baby Clydesdale that pushes the
Speaker 1: thing you know, oh yeah, touching whatever. By the time
Speaker 1: that beer caad got to that bar, it would have exploded.
Speaker 2: So I just the.
Speaker 1: Commercial, none of the commercials really the girl growing the
Speaker 1: potato to give to the Lays company to then turn
Speaker 1: into potato chips that she and her farm family can't afford.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'll bitch, you'd be better keeping that
Speaker 1: potato and making some fries. Don't be giving it to
Speaker 1: the Lays people. They gonna try to sell it back
Speaker 1: to you for ten dollars a bag. So I just
Speaker 1: it's lost on me now and the money, you know,
Speaker 1: Think of all the money yesterday, you know, Trump and
Speaker 1: Doze and all that they want to cut government spending.
Speaker 1: Think of all the money that could have gone into doing.
Speaker 2: Some good from yesterday. So I don't know.
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Speaker 1: By the way, the poll you keep seeing that Trump
Speaker 1: is at fifty three percent approval rating. They're polling Republicans. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're polling Republicans. They're not polling independents. They're not polling Democrats.
Speaker 1: They're polling Republicans, and Republicans are too stupid to take
Speaker 1: a poll. Quite frankly, if I want the opinion of assholes,
Speaker 1: I'll fart.
Speaker 2: Okay, so who cares?
Speaker 1: Who cares what is approved? I don't care what his
Speaker 1: approval rating is. I really don't. And by the way,
Speaker 1: fifty three percent that means forty seven percent don't approve.
Speaker 1: That's called a statistical tie. Okay, So everyone, Oh, he's
Speaker 1: a fifty three percent, So what that's statistical dead heat.
Speaker 1: Just like he didn't win by a landslide. He didn't
Speaker 1: win by a giant mandate. He won by a sliver
Speaker 1: of people because they suppressed the votes. Go listen to
Speaker 1: Greg Pallas. I could have him come on and explain it.
Speaker 2: To you if you like.
Speaker 1: They purged the voting roles, they suppressed black voters. Kamala
Speaker 1: would have won by five million votes. But they rigged it.
Speaker 1: That's not a conspiracy. When Trump was on around scream
Speaker 1: and he won the election, he had no proof, he
Speaker 1: had no proof at all.
Speaker 2: I have the proof that this election was rigged.
Speaker 1: He publicly thanked Elon Musk for rigging the voting machines.
Speaker 1: He publicly thanked him for rigging the voting machines. And
Speaker 1: we know prior to the election what they were doing
Speaker 1: in Georgia, Alabama and other southern and swing states with
Speaker 1: purging the and making it harder for people to vote.
Speaker 2: We know what they did. It's in evidence.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so he won by a rigged electorate and
Speaker 1: with Russian interference. We know that too, and seventy seven
Speaker 1: million idiots.
Speaker 2: So what.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Hitler had a high approval rating too, But
Speaker 1: history bears me out, and history will bear us out
Speaker 1: on this. He will go down as the worst president.
Speaker 1: He will take villain status like Hitler, like Mussolini. When
Speaker 1: they speak of Trump, it will be to speak of
Speaker 1: the end of America as we know it, not the
Speaker 1: rebuilding of America. Not a bright new age of discovery,
Speaker 1: of innovation, of solutions, not an age of enlightenment of
Speaker 1: art and literature and people being drisen up out of pover.
Speaker 1: Not an age an era of education and expanding education,
Speaker 1: making college free for everybody that wants it, making healthcare
Speaker 1: affordable free, or Medicare for all. It will not be
Speaker 1: an era about Americans. When they speak of Trump in
Speaker 1: the future, it'll be about the rise of an oligarchy
Speaker 1: and the downfall of despots, and all of you morons
Speaker 1: who think otherwise, go ahead and be a moron. You're
Speaker 1: allowed to be stupid, Joe Blow in the chat room.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to be a friggin idiot, so be one.
Speaker 1: But keep your friggin idiocy to yourself. Stop spreading your
Speaker 1: virus of stupidity. We don't want it. We don't want
Speaker 1: anything you're selling because we know the truth. People that
Speaker 1: see through Donald Trump that he is the Emperor with
Speaker 1: no clothes, People that know what a lying, rapist, document
Speaker 1: stealing felon he is, con man, grifter, People who see
Speaker 1: the grift going on right now in Washington where a billionaire,
Speaker 1: the richest man in the world, wants access to the
Speaker 1: biggest coffers in the world.
Speaker 2: Those of us that know what's going on trust us.
Speaker 1: In time, he will be looked at as the despot
Speaker 1: that he is. Will we survive it, don't know, whether
Speaker 1: it be a world war, don't know. Will the US
Speaker 1: be plunged into darkness for decades?
Speaker 2: Don't know?
Speaker 1: But I do know that in time, or Angina will
Speaker 1: be seen as the horrible despot that he is, and
Speaker 1: you people who follow him will be looked upon like
Speaker 1: Nazi sympathizers. You're on the wrong side of history, and
Speaker 1: so revel in it, enjoy it, call us names, tell
Speaker 1: us where wrong. All of that doesn't matter. History will
Speaker 1: bear us out the future, the present. Every world leader
Speaker 1: hates them, except dictators and third world leaders. Everybody hates him,
Speaker 1: thinks he's a friggin joke, and now they're starting to
Speaker 1: hate America.
Speaker 2: Countries are booing America.
Speaker 1: And he really believes that he's going to get Canada
Speaker 1: as a fifty first state.
Speaker 2: He really believes that.
Speaker 1: He reiterated again today, Canada will go to war before
Speaker 1: they allow that. They will literally go to war before
Speaker 1: they allow the US to take them over. He thinks
Speaker 1: the sanctions and the tariffs. Oh, and today he just
Speaker 1: made buildings more expensive, steal and aluminum twenty five percent more,
Speaker 1: twenty five percent terraft. That means builders are going to
Speaker 1: slow down. That means that people that voted for him
Speaker 1: are going to lose their jobs. And I couldn't be happier.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for people who voted for him to
Speaker 1: be handed their pink slip because he's made steel and
Speaker 1: aluminum more expensive, and they cannot complete their jobs. I
Speaker 1: can't wait till they go on social media and say,
Speaker 1: how are we supposed to live? What are we supposed
Speaker 1: to do?
Speaker 2: You're not die?
Speaker 1: You know, that's what they say to us. You don't
Speaker 1: like it, get out, die, that's what they say to us.
Speaker 1: So you know what, They're about to be fired. Construction
Speaker 1: workers are about to be unemployed. He's going to reissue
Speaker 1: the tariffs against Canada and Mexico because he said they're
Speaker 1: not doing enough. Wait till you can't afford to eat,
Speaker 1: you out of a job and there's no social program
Speaker 1: because billionaire Eli I must took it away from you.
Speaker 2: Just wait.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll sit back and watch, and maybe we'll
Speaker 1: suffer too, but at least we'll know that we didn't
Speaker 1: cause our own suffering. That's the difference. We might suffer
Speaker 1: with you, but at least will know we did everything
Speaker 1: we could to stop the suffering. Y'all facilitated it. You
Speaker 1: made your beds. It's a better nails and you're gonna
Speaker 1: end up lying in it. That's just a fact. So
Speaker 1: that is what it is. Meanwhile, the super Bowl went on.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you who won except the ones who
Speaker 1: won the last two times didn't win this time.
Speaker 2: And that's Travis Kelsey's team. What is that? The Kansas
Speaker 2: City Chiefs? Is that it? And then who won the
Speaker 2: Philadelphia Eagles?
Speaker 1: Was that them? Is that who won? I don't know
Speaker 1: who cares? Who cares? Is that gonna stop climate change?
Speaker 2: No? Is it gonna help the economy at all? No?
Speaker 1: Did it make fruit or vegetables any cheaper or find
Speaker 1: anyone to pick them in the fields? So they actually
Speaker 1: have supplies in the store. Because I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but I've been walking into grocery store seeing empty shells.
Speaker 1: When it comes to the produce and the fruit, why
Speaker 1: it ain't the weather. They don't have any Mexicans to
Speaker 1: pick it. And you know Americans ain't gonna do that job.
Speaker 1: Elon better send his robuts out there to the field.
Speaker 2: Honey.
Speaker 1: I could see his robuts singing Negro spirituals in the
Speaker 1: field while picking strawberries.
Speaker 2: Oh lordy, I am just a roebud.
Speaker 1: Oh lordy running on ai, Oh lordy.
Speaker 2: Gotta pick the strawberries? Oh lordy? So alone? Am I? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could?
Speaker 1: I could just hear his robuts now, so we better
Speaker 1: send his robuts out to the field, cause ain't on
Speaker 1: Mexicans showing up to pick all that, so the doors
Speaker 1: be empty.
Speaker 2: Drawbery nine dollars two pounds via blue Bear.
Speaker 1: That's not blueberry thirls eleven dollars for a pound two
Speaker 1: pound container of blueberries eleven dollars. Hey Correll here, and
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Speaker 1: from thirty years of support to the loudest, craziest, most
Speaker 1: unhinged gay guy and his little dog. And let's keep
Speaker 1: the party going as long as we can. Sorry, i'd
Speaker 1: be cracking up. Someone in the chat room said you
Speaker 1: should call him Donald Shitler. I like Ourngina, but Donald
Speaker 1: Shittler is good too. Shitler had only one big ball.
Speaker 1: Vance had too, but they were small. Johnson had something similar,
Speaker 1: and poor old Graham had no balls at all. He
Speaker 1: didn't deserve anything along for verse two. Shitler had only
Speaker 1: one big ball, Vance had to, but they were small.
Speaker 1: Johnson had something. Sorry, I'm sorry, Bette Midler, forgive me.
Speaker 1: Oh lord Donald Shittler.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I like orangina. It just it sounds like a drink.
Speaker 1: I'll have an orangina on the rocks please. So anyway,
Speaker 1: So the super Bowl sucks too expensive, too ridiculous, too produced.
Speaker 1: Just it's the Hunger Games. Have y'all watched the Hunger Games?
Speaker 1: Because that's what the super Bowl is now, it's the
Speaker 1: Hunger Games. You got all these high priced athletes out there,
Speaker 1: you know, showing their stuff and they all got the
Speaker 1: braids and the tattoos and the tight pants, and they
Speaker 1: all slap at each other on the ass, calling each
Speaker 1: other things like wide receivers. I mean, how could Trump
Speaker 1: be against gayser trans He's out there watching a game
Speaker 1: with wide receivers and tight ends. They all tackle each
Speaker 1: other in a dog pile. Then they all get all
Speaker 1: sweaty and go back in the locker rooms and get naked,
Speaker 1: with no women allowed to wipe away the mascara they've
Speaker 1: been wearing under the ayes. Football is the gayest fucking
Speaker 1: thing on the planet, and they're in football drag.
Speaker 2: How can he hate drag queens?
Speaker 1: He just watched the whole team of them out there
Speaker 1: in the little spandex drag with their cute little jerseys
Speaker 1: and their little helmets.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: They bunch of drag queens hitting each other on the ass,
Speaker 1: calling each other tight ends, wide receivers, Uh huh, jumping
Speaker 1: on top of each other, showering with each other. The
Speaker 1: gayest thing I ever saw was a football game. It's
Speaker 1: too gay for me to even watch. I don't even
Speaker 1: watch football, it's so gay. They got the drink boy,
Speaker 1: Come here, drink water boy. Come here, water boy, service me.
Speaker 2: Come on. If that ain't queer, what is Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1: I'm butcher than half those people prancing around on the
Speaker 1: field and their little cleaning shoes and jumping up and
Speaker 1: down and doing dances when they win, and their.
Speaker 2: Little spandex pants.
Speaker 1: Please going back in the locker room getting naked with
Speaker 1: each other, all browed out, all testuff.
Speaker 2: Fucking gay as could be. Please, Trump don't like Did.
Speaker 1: You hear him actually say in an interviewer on Jina
Speaker 1: that we have to deny aid to foreign countries and
Speaker 1: starve children.
Speaker 2: He said this.
Speaker 1: The interviewer said, you are literally starving children, and he said, well,
Speaker 1: until they get a hold of their drag queens and
Speaker 1: they're transgendered people, this is what we have to do.
Speaker 1: And so they said, let me reiterate, you are starving
Speaker 1: children because of drag queens. He had no answer. Why
Speaker 1: would he hate drag queens? Everyone he hangs around looks
Speaker 1: like a bad one. Every woman that goes tomorrow Lago
Speaker 1: looks like a really bad drag queen with the worst
Speaker 1: filler and lips and costuming and hair. I mean, they
Speaker 1: look like the most horrible drags in the world, and
Speaker 1: he hates drag queens. Everybody that goes to mar A
Speaker 1: Lago is in drag.
Speaker 2: Oh that man. Whatever. Come on, Come on, all you
Speaker 2: tight ends.
Speaker 1: I got a wide receiver just waiting for you back
Speaker 1: in the locker room.
Speaker 2: He is all prepped and ready to receive widely. Yes.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, bring me your running back. Yes, we're bringing
Speaker 1: running back.
Speaker 2: Eh uh huh. Take it to the bridge.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, dogpile, jump on top of me, all you
Speaker 1: manly man, I've got a.
Speaker 2: Ball, jump on top of me. Jesus God.
Speaker 1: Look I'm carrying a piece of pig skin. All of
Speaker 1: y'all jump up on top of me, please, mm hm
Speaker 1: tackle me, baby, take me down.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Come here, you tight end and take me down. Yeah. Lord,
Speaker 2: Now make.
Speaker 1: Sure you get it right between. Be sure that you
Speaker 1: make those poles and see how wide those poles are spread,
Speaker 1: and get that spread in your view. And when you
Speaker 1: when you can adjust that spread just right, you put
Speaker 1: that ball right up through that spread. Jesus God the
Speaker 1: hell invented this riptailor? I mean, really, Liberachi, this sport
Speaker 1: is gayer than I am.
Speaker 2: People want to watch it.
Speaker 1: Good Lord, They all got this, you know, They all
Speaker 1: got this black eyeliner all the way down around the eyes.
Speaker 1: It's like, bitches, you got to you. You need a
Speaker 1: drag quick. You need delta work back there to help
Speaker 1: you with that eyeliner. You need some waterproof because it's
Speaker 1: all running down your face. You got hair hanging out
Speaker 1: the back of your helmet like er. Then you got
Speaker 1: tattoos showing through. Got your little butt pads and your
Speaker 1: little crotch crotch guard in to protect the goods.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Gay, absolutely gay, Even Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 2: I know he's Dayton Old.
Speaker 1: Taylor, but please bear Daddy. They all look like Bear
Speaker 1: Daddy's all got their beards. Got the water boy to
Speaker 1: come over and pour the water down their throat. They
Speaker 1: stick their heads back. Oh yes, come into my throat,
Speaker 1: almighty water.
Speaker 2: M Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh it's got electrolytes, yes it does, and some protein too. Honey, Wait,
Speaker 1: what are we talking about here?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Oh?
Speaker 1: And what's that gay guy that thinks he's straight. Harrison
Speaker 1: whatever his name is, He is the gayest motherfucker on
Speaker 1: the planet. Oh my god, just look at him. My
Speaker 1: gator goes off every time I see that Harrison Butker guy.
Speaker 1: And he's so anti gay, and it's always the anti
Speaker 1: gay ones, the ones that are the most anti gay,
Speaker 1: that are having the gay sex. And every time I
Speaker 1: see him, I'm like, well, why are you so upset that, honey?
Speaker 2: You gay? You know?
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, he's I mean, he is gay
Speaker 1: in my opinion. In my opinion, he is gayer than me,
Speaker 1: all quaffed. And have you seen his Instagram? He thinks
Speaker 1: he's a versace model. It's like, oh Lord, what a queer.
Speaker 2: Come out.
Speaker 1: For the love of God, ain't no shame in it.
Speaker 1: I'm not calling him gay as an insult. There's no
Speaker 1: shame in being gay.
Speaker 2: Look at me.
Speaker 1: He just got to make peace with his inner self
Speaker 1: because on Instagram his inner self is coming out all
Speaker 1: the time. I'm surprised he's not running down the field
Speaker 1: holding the ball, singing I'm coming out.
Speaker 2: Good Lord, Okay, I am good. I'm good.
Speaker 1: Gay day Gay Sport. All right, Well, I hope you
Speaker 1: had a good time yesterday. Today I found a great
Speaker 1: outfit at a vintage store downtown. It was too much money.
Speaker 1: It was one hundred and thirty dollars, but I got it.
Speaker 1: It's a jacket and a frilly shirt as you know,
Speaker 1: Don't Stop has been signed to a label. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: do you want to funk my song? Do you want
Speaker 1: to funk? By Sylvester?
Speaker 2: Now? It's by me? Theere you something? Oh yes, I
Speaker 2: ask you.
Speaker 1: Swishcraft Records has officially signed it. It's going to come
Speaker 1: out in May. Now that doesn't mean I got money.
Speaker 1: There's no money. There's They don't sign it and give
Speaker 1: you money anymore. But they are gonna release it and
Speaker 1: put it out there and get it to the DJs
Speaker 1: and get it all the streaming services, and they're gonna
Speaker 1: produce it for me.
Speaker 2: So I don't have to worry about all that. So
Speaker 2: that's very exciting.
Speaker 1: So I got to do a cover photo and I'll
Speaker 1: have to do some live performances of it. So I
Speaker 1: got to have some clothes. So I found some because
Speaker 1: I was in the arts district of Las Vegas yesterday
Speaker 1: loving it. I told Steve I could so live down here.
Speaker 1: I've seen like five gay people and all these cute
Speaker 1: little stores and things, but it's too expensive to live
Speaker 1: down on the art district.
Speaker 2: So this day has been outprized with his own little difference.
Speaker 2: All right, I am Correll.
Speaker 1: You who you want to be fun heard Anyboddy, Hey Patron,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do its Hall.
Speaker 2: Of this weekend, so look for the doom link. Seef,
Speaker 2: I gotta have a chat with y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you about something serious, but we'll
Speaker 1: have a big chat with the patriots this weekend.
Speaker 2: Look for the doom links.
Speaker 1: Patreon dot com forward five until tomorrow days Day. I
Speaker 1: love you, I'm not We're gonna try.
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