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Speaker 1: The US Navy made history this past weekend by launching
Speaker 1: its first co ed submarine Trouble. Now hold on a second.
Speaker 1: Alackobob it first blush. That is what US non seamen
Speaker 1: would think.
Speaker 2: You had to do it. I'm all for it, but
Speaker 2: I still don't think it's a good idea.
Speaker 1: There's been women in submarine crews up until this particular
Speaker 1: vessel was put into service. This one now has been
Speaker 1: built with accommodation specifically for both male and female.
Speaker 2: Sailors again, I'm all for it, but I still have
Speaker 2: to say on the surface, that doesn't look like a
Speaker 2: great idea under the surface for them.
Speaker 1: Under the surface, it's probably even more of a concern.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I you're right, this is just your you luck.
Speaker 2: A sailor and a female sailor in a sub things
Speaker 2: are gonna happen. I know, those people stuck at the
Speaker 2: Space Joint, come on, they've been up there how much
Speaker 2: longer than they were supposed to be, say.
Speaker 1: The Space Stage, the Space Joint, International Space Joint.
Speaker 2: Now they're pushed off till February.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, they're not alone up there. There's other
Speaker 1: people at the space station exactly. You don't think a
Speaker 1: space orgy's ever happened. I'm not accusing them of anything
Speaker 1: by any means. That's just allegend moving right along from
Speaker 1: the co ed submarines to the International Space Station, whereas
Speaker 1: Taco's redubbed it the Sex Station. Yeah, the idea of
Speaker 1: just being on a submarine submerged for extended periods of
Speaker 1: time has just freaked me out. I think it's good.
Speaker 2: We were all scarred by ten thousand leagues under the stay.
Speaker 1: Come on, dude, you could look up and see the
Speaker 1: surface at that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I could still realize I could see the surface.
Speaker 2: But I'm stuck in this sub. If something goes wrong.
Speaker 1: That in the whole thing to the Titanic has forever taken.
Speaker 1: The ubmarines earned the same category as helicopters. For me,
Speaker 1: no submerge, no fly.
Speaker 2: My father was in the Navy, so I have been
Speaker 2: on a sub. The hatch was not closed and we
Speaker 2: didn't go anywhere. If it comes to that, I'm with you, len,
Speaker 2: You and I are sitting on shore.
Speaker 1: So earlier we had a story about they're eating dirt
Speaker 1: on TikTok now under the guise that are healthy for
Speaker 1: you eating dirt, And by the way, it's not no
Speaker 1: a nutritionist, are please don't eat dirt and clay and
Speaker 1: rocks or whatever else they're selling on Etsy and eBay
Speaker 1: to make a quick buck off of dumb people.
Speaker 2: So what do we have now if.
Speaker 1: I bring this story in because I said that if
Speaker 1: eating dirt was a valid nutritional thing to do, that
Speaker 1: would solve world hunger. Yeah, which brings me to this
Speaker 1: issue involving world hunger caused by drought in Zimbabwe. They're
Speaker 1: about to kill two hundred elephants and feed them to
Speaker 1: the hungry people.
Speaker 2: You know they're doing it for a reason. They know
Speaker 2: what they're doing over there. It's their country, not ours,
Speaker 2: no Ieria. Are they doing a helicopter hunt like you
Speaker 2: always want?
Speaker 1: Like I always want? You always mentioned the helicopter. I
Speaker 1: just always you know, you see that, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what kind of it's so wimpy I that is?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm not a hunter gatherer, so I'm not trying.
Speaker 1: It just seems to me that that kind of takes
Speaker 1: the challenge out of the whole hunting thing.
Speaker 2: Let me see, that thing can run as fast as
Speaker 2: it wants, but I have a chopper with somebody flying it.
Speaker 2: Why not just napalm them? Because then you can't eat them,
Speaker 2: and then the meats.
Speaker 1: Bad cooked, the tastes like diesel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So if they're gonna kill off two hundred,
Speaker 2: there's how many are there to they go into that?
Speaker 1: Zimbabwe is home to more than eighty four thousand elephants. Oh,
Speaker 1: two hundred, that's like going bass fish double its capacity
Speaker 1: of forty five thousand. So really they need to kill
Speaker 1: far more than two hundred, just in the name of conservation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds counterintuitive to say conservation and kill
Speaker 1: half the herd, but really that's that's preserving the species
Speaker 1: at a healthy.
Speaker 2: Population, and it's preserving the humans that need to eat it,
Speaker 2: otherwise they're gonna die. I'm not trying to have set
Speaker 2: elephant lovers out there, but this is just like going fishing.
Speaker 1: Here's another fun fact regarding elephants in Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe's elephant
Speaker 1: population is the second largest in the world. Who beats
Speaker 1: Zimbab one more time? Say one more time? Zimbabwe has
Speaker 1: the second largest elephant population in the world. Who beats them?
Speaker 2: If it's Zimbab Africa?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Africa, I told you, I don't know geography.
Speaker 1: Botswana? Yeahs Botswana. They all have a good marathon runner.
Speaker 1: Its gonna roll off the tongue there.
Speaker 2: They all have the runners that win the New York
Speaker 2: and Boston Marathon. Said, what does elephant mean? Taste like?
Speaker 1: And don't say chicken?
Speaker 2: It's gonna be delicious. I'm sure you know why it
Speaker 2: took me a second. How I stalled when you were
Speaker 2: asking what is the other country or whatever? Because I
Speaker 2: was picturing elephant ear chairs like so that we have
Speaker 2: no waste, you know, when we're feeding this to all
Speaker 2: the the you know, all the locals there with elevant
Speaker 2: pat If you have the two elephant ears that would
Speaker 2: make a chair, look at check it out. There's the
Speaker 2: back and then here's the bottom.
Speaker 1: And then his leg maybe hamock I hammock.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to hammock. The lions are gonna
Speaker 2: get me while I'm in my hammock. But if I'm
Speaker 2: in my chair with a gun, I can see the
Speaker 2: lions approaching. Hear me out. I got the back is
Speaker 2: one ear, the bottom is the and then the legs
Speaker 2: are going to be what hold it up, and the
Speaker 2: tusks are what I you know, lean my arms on.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be king of the jungle.
Speaker 1: You get to sell the uh Botswana, watch.
Speaker 2: Out them coming your way.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna sell the trunks to a local fire
Speaker 1: department for a hosing snow.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do penis things with them. You kidding. It's
Speaker 2: a trunk. Of course, I'm going to be a dude.
Speaker 2: Dude's gonna be a dude. Yeah, speaking of dudes being dude,
Speaker 2: that's what everybody's texting into the text line about why
Speaker 2: the chicken cross the road and sand fray.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get to that in a minute.
Speaker 2: All the sea jokes coming through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even know if I want to bring
Speaker 3: this the I get a story here about some Texas
Speaker 3: medical school that's making money by leasing out body parts
Speaker 3: of unclaimed folks.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's what's wrong, man, is it though? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It is if it's your body, I don't care.
Speaker 1: The keyword here is unclaimed. And the reason this is
Speaker 1: even getting any traction is I guess somebody who had
Speaker 1: gone missing and later on was tracked to having been
Speaker 1: leased out by this Texas medical school. It was discovered,
Speaker 1: and well they were like, well why didn't you, you know,
Speaker 1: track them down when they went missing? And it's just
Speaker 1: a whole ethics thing at this point.
Speaker 2: It's totally unethical. I don't care who you are. That's
Speaker 2: coming from two guys that just hunted an elephant to
Speaker 2: feed people and make an elephant chair. I know some ethics.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, as far as Navy launching a vessel that's
Speaker 2: co ed, especially submarine, doesn't really matter. They've had co
Speaker 2: ed ships for years and the prostitution rings happen on
Speaker 2: those two.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know about that. I mean, it's not
Speaker 1: the first co ed you know, co ed submarine. It's
Speaker 1: the first specifically designed to accommodate both, not that they
Speaker 1: both haven't been on there.
Speaker 2: They have urnels and toilets. I mean, I guess difference.
Speaker 2: Hair dry all the all the women's hair in the
Speaker 2: navy shorts.
Speaker 1: Yes, stop stereotyping.
Speaker 2: How is that stereotyping saying they have hair dryers. They
Speaker 2: the guys usually have shaved heads or very very high
Speaker 2: and tight, and the women's is also pretty short but
Speaker 2: still needs a blow drying. God trying to put the
Speaker 2: don't put the elephant in the in the corner.
Speaker 1: Here's the San Francisco spin on why did the chicken
Speaker 1: cross the road?
Speaker 2: It's it's not the sea jokes everybody.
Speaker 1: No, it's because the chicken in this case is a
Speaker 1: San Francisco law enforcement officer and a chicken outfit crossing
Speaker 1: it a designated crosswalk to see if motorists will yield
Speaker 1: to pedestrians as is the law. What and if you
Speaker 1: don't yield for the cop and the chicken outfit, you're
Speaker 1: getting tickets? So that's why this chicken is crossing the
Speaker 1: road in San Francisco.
Speaker 2: So lake around here. How they dress up as an
Speaker 2: Elf or a Santa and shoot radar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a pedestrian crosswalks. You gotta cop in
Speaker 1: a chicken out come down town and you run those
Speaker 1: folks out of there that are pooping on the sidewalk
Speaker 1: and leaving their hypodermic needles everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't be riding a chicken outfit across the road.
Speaker 2: Who's not gonna stop for that?
Speaker 1: A lot of people aren't. That's the whole point of
Speaker 1: the store.
Speaker 2: Ow, it's a chicken, it's a person in a chicken outfit.
Speaker 2: If that walks in front of your car, how are
Speaker 2: you not gonna stop? That'd be like driving by a
Speaker 2: guy sitting on the side of the road in an
Speaker 2: elephant chair. You gotta be places, dude, you're type for this.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna look and a guy king of the
Speaker 2: Jungle bob over there. I'm sitting in my elephant chair
Speaker 2: on the side of the road. You're looking. You know,
Speaker 2: you are probably taking a photo, so you're stopping for
Speaker 2: the chicken.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over right now and get out of
Speaker 1: this and use the women's restroom out here. They have
Speaker 1: hair dryers in there. Follow the lynchers in on the
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