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<v Speaker 1>Hi Linchintaco, Orlando is rock station one oh one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j r R. You know pro vote in for

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<v Speaker 1>you say we play it this morning? You're thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Pearl Jams the band you're voting on. Three songs, rear

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<v Speaker 2>view mirror, why go or given to fly? The one

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<v Speaker 2>with the most buds is played back at nine as

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who votes went in tso tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Just go to the JR Facebook page and place your preference,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, and you go be eligible for those tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>And only vote once.

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<v Speaker 1>Please. Auditors will catch you if you vote more than once,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're on the list. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be on the list, not really, but just go with it.

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<v Speaker 1>The US Navy made history this past weekend by launching

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<v Speaker 1>its first co ed submarine Trouble. Now hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Alackobob it first blush. That is what US non seamen

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<v Speaker 1>would think.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to do it. I'm all for it, but

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<v Speaker 2>I still don't think it's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>There's been women in submarine crews up until this particular

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<v Speaker 1>vessel was put into service. This one now has been

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<v Speaker 1>built with accommodation specifically for both male and female.

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<v Speaker 2>Sailors again, I'm all for it, but I still have

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<v Speaker 2>to say on the surface, that doesn't look like a

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<v Speaker 2>great idea under the surface for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Under the surface, it's probably even more of a concern.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I you're right, this is just your you luck.

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<v Speaker 2>A sailor and a female sailor in a sub things

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna happen. I know, those people stuck at the

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<v Speaker 2>Space Joint, come on, they've been up there how much

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<v Speaker 2>longer than they were supposed to be, say.

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<v Speaker 1>The Space Stage, the Space Joint, International Space Joint.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they're pushed off till February.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, they're not alone up there. There's other

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<v Speaker 1>people at the space station exactly. You don't think a

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<v Speaker 1>space orgy's ever happened. I'm not accusing them of anything

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<v Speaker 1>by any means. That's just allegend moving right along from

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<v Speaker 1>the co ed submarines to the International Space Station, whereas

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<v Speaker 1>Taco's redubbed it the Sex Station. Yeah, the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>just being on a submarine submerged for extended periods of

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<v Speaker 1>time has just freaked me out. I think it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>We were all scarred by ten thousand leagues under the stay.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, dude, you could look up and see the

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<v Speaker 1>surface at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I could still realize I could see the surface.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm stuck in this sub. If something goes wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>That in the whole thing to the Titanic has forever taken.

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<v Speaker 1>The ubmarines earned the same category as helicopters. For me,

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<v Speaker 1>no submerge, no fly.

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<v Speaker 2>My father was in the Navy, so I have been

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<v Speaker 2>on a sub. The hatch was not closed and we

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<v Speaker 2>didn't go anywhere. If it comes to that, I'm with you, len,

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<v Speaker 2>You and I are sitting on shore.

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<v Speaker 1>So earlier we had a story about they're eating dirt

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok now under the guise that are healthy for

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<v Speaker 1>you eating dirt, And by the way, it's not no

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<v Speaker 1>a nutritionist, are please don't eat dirt and clay and

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<v Speaker 1>rocks or whatever else they're selling on Etsy and eBay

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<v Speaker 1>to make a quick buck off of dumb people.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do we have now if.

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<v Speaker 1>I bring this story in because I said that if

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<v Speaker 1>eating dirt was a valid nutritional thing to do, that

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<v Speaker 1>would solve world hunger. Yeah, which brings me to this

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<v Speaker 1>issue involving world hunger caused by drought in Zimbabwe. They're

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<v Speaker 1>about to kill two hundred elephants and feed them to

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<v Speaker 1>the hungry people.

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<v Speaker 2>You know they're doing it for a reason. They know

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<v Speaker 2>what they're doing over there. It's their country, not ours,

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<v Speaker 2>no Ieria. Are they doing a helicopter hunt like you

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<v Speaker 2>always want?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I always want? You always mentioned the helicopter. I

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<v Speaker 1>just always you know, you see that, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what kind of it's so wimpy I that is?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm not a hunter gatherer, so I'm not trying.

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<v Speaker 1>It just seems to me that that kind of takes

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<v Speaker 1>the challenge out of the whole hunting thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see, that thing can run as fast as

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<v Speaker 2>it wants, but I have a chopper with somebody flying it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not just napalm them? Because then you can't eat them,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the meats.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad cooked, the tastes like diesel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. So if they're gonna kill off two hundred,

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<v Speaker 2>there's how many are there to they go into that?

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<v Speaker 1>Zimbabwe is home to more than eighty four thousand elephants. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred, that's like going bass fish double its capacity

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<v Speaker 1>of forty five thousand. So really they need to kill

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<v Speaker 1>far more than two hundred, just in the name of conservation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it sounds counterintuitive to say conservation and kill

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<v Speaker 1>half the herd, but really that's that's preserving the species

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<v Speaker 1>at a healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Population, and it's preserving the humans that need to eat it,

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<v Speaker 2>otherwise they're gonna die. I'm not trying to have set

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<v Speaker 2>elephant lovers out there, but this is just like going fishing.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another fun fact regarding elephants in Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe's elephant

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<v Speaker 1>population is the second largest in the world. Who beats

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<v Speaker 1>Zimbab one more time? Say one more time? Zimbabwe has

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<v Speaker 1>the second largest elephant population in the world. Who beats them?

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<v Speaker 2>If it's Zimbab Africa?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Africa, I told you, I don't know geography.

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<v Speaker 1>Botswana? Yeahs Botswana. They all have a good marathon runner.

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<v Speaker 1>Its gonna roll off the tongue there.

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<v Speaker 2>They all have the runners that win the New York

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<v Speaker 2>and Boston Marathon. Said, what does elephant mean? Taste like?

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<v Speaker 1>And don't say chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be delicious. I'm sure you know why it

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<v Speaker 2>took me a second. How I stalled when you were

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<v Speaker 2>asking what is the other country or whatever? Because I

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<v Speaker 2>was picturing elephant ear chairs like so that we have

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<v Speaker 2>no waste, you know, when we're feeding this to all

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<v Speaker 2>the the you know, all the locals there with elevant

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<v Speaker 2>pat If you have the two elephant ears that would

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<v Speaker 2>make a chair, look at check it out. There's the

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<v Speaker 2>back and then here's the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>And then his leg maybe hamock I hammock.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want to hammock. The lions are gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get me while I'm in my hammock. But if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in my chair with a gun, I can see the

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<v Speaker 2>lions approaching. Hear me out. I got the back is

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<v Speaker 2>one ear, the bottom is the and then the legs

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<v Speaker 2>are going to be what hold it up, and the

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<v Speaker 2>tusks are what I you know, lean my arms on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be king of the jungle.

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<v Speaker 1>You get to sell the uh Botswana, watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Out them coming your way.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm gonna sell the trunks to a local fire

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<v Speaker 1>department for a hosing snow.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do penis things with them. You kidding. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a trunk. Of course, I'm going to be a dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude's gonna be a dude. Yeah, speaking of dudes being dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what everybody's texting into the text line about why

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<v Speaker 2>the chicken cross the road and sand fray.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get to that in a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>All the sea jokes coming through.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't even know if I want to bring

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<v Speaker 3>this the I get a story here about some Texas

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<v Speaker 3>medical school that's making money by leasing out body parts

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<v Speaker 3>of unclaimed folks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's what's wrong, man, is it though? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It is if it's your body, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>The keyword here is unclaimed. And the reason this is

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<v Speaker 1>even getting any traction is I guess somebody who had

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<v Speaker 1>gone missing and later on was tracked to having been

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<v Speaker 1>leased out by this Texas medical school. It was discovered,

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<v Speaker 1>and well they were like, well why didn't you, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>track them down when they went missing? And it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a whole ethics thing at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>It's totally unethical. I don't care who you are. That's

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<v Speaker 2>coming from two guys that just hunted an elephant to

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<v Speaker 2>feed people and make an elephant chair. I know some ethics.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, as far as Navy launching a vessel that's

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<v Speaker 2>co ed, especially submarine, doesn't really matter. They've had co

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<v Speaker 2>ed ships for years and the prostitution rings happen on

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<v Speaker 2>those two.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know about that. I mean, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>the first co ed you know, co ed submarine. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the first specifically designed to accommodate both, not that they

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<v Speaker 1>both haven't been on there.

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<v Speaker 2>They have urnels and toilets. I mean, I guess difference.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair dry all the all the women's hair in the

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<v Speaker 2>navy shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, stop stereotyping.

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<v Speaker 2>How is that stereotyping saying they have hair dryers. They

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<v Speaker 2>the guys usually have shaved heads or very very high

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<v Speaker 2>and tight, and the women's is also pretty short but

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<v Speaker 2>still needs a blow drying. God trying to put the

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<v Speaker 2>don't put the elephant in the in the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the San Francisco spin on why did the chicken

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<v Speaker 1>cross the road?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's not the sea jokes everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's because the chicken in this case is a

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco law enforcement officer and a chicken outfit crossing

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<v Speaker 1>it a designated crosswalk to see if motorists will yield

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<v Speaker 1>to pedestrians as is the law. What and if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't yield for the cop and the chicken outfit, you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting tickets? So that's why this chicken is crossing the

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<v Speaker 1>road in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 2>So lake around here. How they dress up as an

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<v Speaker 2>Elf or a Santa and shoot radar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a pedestrian crosswalks. You gotta cop in

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<v Speaker 1>a chicken out come down town and you run those

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<v Speaker 1>folks out of there that are pooping on the sidewalk

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<v Speaker 1>and leaving their hypodermic needles everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't be riding a chicken outfit across the road.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's not gonna stop for that?

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people aren't. That's the whole point of

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<v Speaker 1>the store.

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<v Speaker 2>Ow, it's a chicken, it's a person in a chicken outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>If that walks in front of your car, how are

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<v Speaker 2>you not gonna stop? That'd be like driving by a

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<v Speaker 2>guy sitting on the side of the road in an

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<v Speaker 2>elephant chair. You gotta be places, dude, you're type for this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna look and a guy king of the

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<v Speaker 2>Jungle bob over there. I'm sitting in my elephant chair

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<v Speaker 2>on the side of the road. You're looking. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you are probably taking a photo, so you're stopping for

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<v Speaker 2>the chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go over right now and get out of

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<v Speaker 1>this and use the women's restroom out here. They have

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<v Speaker 1>hair dryers in there. Follow the lynchers in on the

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<v Speaker 1>iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 2>This is JRR