WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:00.640 I think I'll go ho. 2 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:03.520 Hey, yeah, Red, all right, we've got a few seconds. 3 00:00:03.560 --> 00:00:05.679 Why don't you recite that little limerick about Tide. 4 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:06.120 We'll get. 5 00:00:08.599 --> 00:00:12.279 I is your boxing Tide Their particlech had better hide 6 00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:13.000 of course. 7 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:14.919 Ring eye shout, I didn't do it. 8 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.120 Shout it's the truth. 9 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:20.160 And you can use me with pride, you know. 10 00:00:20.800 --> 00:00:26.160 Yeah from Hollywood Broughtrian Gampbell's Tie, the largest selling washtay 11 00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:39.359 product in America, proudly presents the Red Skelton Program with 12 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:43.479 Red Skelton, David Rows, his orchestra singing stars, the Four Knights, 13 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:46.640 Rain Tuttle, Pat McGee and Dick Ryan, Martha Wentworth and 14 00:00:46.719 --> 00:00:47.799 John Holbrook will. 15 00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:49.159 Be me Rob O'Connor. 16 00:00:56.560 --> 00:00:58.920 Just because he works for MGM as a star clown 17 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:01.359 and has brought to you my Procter and gamble doesn't 18 00:01:01.439 --> 00:01:04.000 mean he's so different when it comes to buying insurance, 19 00:01:04.159 --> 00:01:05.519 even if he is Red Skelting. 20 00:01:14.439 --> 00:01:17.400 Now, as I was saying, this policy pays double if 21 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:19.159 you die a natural debt, Well, what do. 22 00:01:19.079 --> 00:01:21.280 You classify a natural death? Out here? Hit by a 23 00:01:21.359 --> 00:01:24.599 drunke driver? Is that? Oh? 24 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:28.319 We're starting off with a bang, now, you know, I 25 00:01:28.359 --> 00:01:29.719 don't think I need any insurance. 26 00:01:29.719 --> 00:01:32.239 I wish that joke heads. I'm I'd bury it right. 27 00:01:35.159 --> 00:01:37.680 I feel wonderful. I don't need any insurance. I do 28 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:40.200 have a little heartburn down then a heartburn? 29 00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:42.280 Well? How are you fixed for fire insurance? 30 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:50.959 How would you like to go? Rinse out a few things? Now? 31 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:53.000 If you just answer a couple of questions, we'll be 32 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:53.760 all finished here. 33 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:55.519 First, God, is your full name? 34 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:57.599 Red Skelton? That's full or sober. 35 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:00.359 Name? 36 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:01.760 Richard red skilt? 37 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:02.480 He wrote, Richard. 38 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:05.560 All right now, Richard, wait a minute. Everybody calls me Rare. 39 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:11.560 I prefer to call you Richard. Look, Hercules, you call 40 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:13.400 me Rader. There's going to be another death of a 41 00:02:13.479 --> 00:02:14.919 salesman around here. 42 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:17.599 Very well, where were you born? 43 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:19.800 I was born in Vincennes, Indiana. In fact, I'm planning 44 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:22.240 on going back there twenty six years ago. I left 45 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:23.639 vincenze's a barefooted boy. 46 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:26.560 But are you going back for your shoes? 47 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:34.639 How would you like to turn blue? 48 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:37.960 You have an awful tempa, Richard. 49 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:39.560 Look, I told you to call me Red. 50 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:41.840 Go on strike me. I have double indemnity. 51 00:02:45.159 --> 00:02:49.159 Look, why do you why don't you get some insurance 52 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:50.280 to cover that hole in your head? 53 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:51.919 Boy, please please. 54 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:54.199 One of the questions is profession. 55 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:55.199 Are you a plumber? 56 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:58.479 No, I'm not a plumber. Are you positive? I swear 57 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.560 you fick fix the leaky? Also to find one time, Richard. 58 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:04.159 If I had I would have never let a drip 59 00:03:04.319 --> 00:03:05.199 like you run loose. 60 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:10.000 Well, here's your papers. Now. 61 00:03:10.039 --> 00:03:11.840 All you have to do is get a physical checkout 62 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:13.840 from our doctor and then we can tell if you 63 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:16.280 qualify for a policy or not. Well, I am in 64 00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:18.599 perfect physical condition. Look look at my chest, Look at 65 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:20.039 those shoulders, look at them arms. 66 00:03:20.520 --> 00:03:21.439 I'm not so fast. 67 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:25.039 I'm still trying to find your chest. 68 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:26.680 Okay, I'll go get a physical. 69 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:27.039 Well. 70 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:30.879 I hope you can pass you well. I hate to 71 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:34.719 cheat the company this way. Well, happy blood pressure, Richard, 72 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:35.800 and an open. 73 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:51.759 Man hole for you, scout. Did you call me? 74 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:54.840 No, mister Fred, You've probably got your hearing aid or 75 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:55.840 short wave again. 76 00:03:57.439 --> 00:03:58.080 What have you been. 77 00:03:58.039 --> 00:04:03.199 Doing, Sirail, I've been trying those new cold tablet you know, 78 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:04.560 you know the kind. 79 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:06.199 That stops cold before it starts. 80 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:07.319 Oh they do? 81 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:07.719 Huh? 82 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:08.240 Did they? 83 00:04:08.280 --> 00:04:09.639 Did you get rid of your cold? Yes? 84 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:12.240 Yes, I've been defrosting all day. 85 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:16.160 You know you're a little loop form when you walk. 86 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:18.160 Up, not mised the skeleton. 87 00:04:18.160 --> 00:04:19.879 Maybe you should try my cold tablet. 88 00:04:19.920 --> 00:04:20.959 But I don't have a cold. 89 00:04:21.079 --> 00:04:26.360 Oh that's okay, these pills were cured anyway. Look, don't 90 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:27.600 look now, mister, but. 91 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:29.079 I think you've slipped your trolley again. 92 00:04:30.759 --> 00:04:31.360 That's a skeleton. 93 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:33.600 Is that anyway to talk to your houseboy? 94 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:37.040 Get a load of the boy. 95 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.759 This guy saw the preview the birth of a nation. 96 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:43.240 Beg he wrote for the doctor. 97 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:47.240 This guy ready shook the tree for Adam, and need 98 00:04:47.279 --> 00:04:50.480 to get the apple from this guy so old he 99 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:53.160 remembers that the writer who worked here, Baby, these jokes 100 00:04:53.199 --> 00:05:02.360 had a job. Now this scouting, I think I'm pretty 101 00:05:02.360 --> 00:05:03.480 lively for my age. 102 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:03.959 Lively. 103 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:06.240 Yesterday you went for a walk and a vulture followed 104 00:05:06.279 --> 00:05:06.800 you with a tape. 105 00:05:06.839 --> 00:05:09.879 Mate. Well, somebody to the door. 106 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:12.360 I'll get it, okay, higher skelting. 107 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:15.120 Well if it isn't Procter and Gambles, answer to mount 108 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:15.560 with me. 109 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:18.199 Go on in ol'connor. 110 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:20.759 I just dropped by the collect that bet we made 111 00:05:20.759 --> 00:05:21.480 in the Rose Bowl game. 112 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:22.279 You ready to pay off? 113 00:05:22.319 --> 00:05:24.360 Yeah? The tides already in the washing machines. You bring 114 00:05:24.360 --> 00:05:24.839 your laundry. 115 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:28.000 Yes, it's right here. Say that was some rose ball game, 116 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:28.319 wasn't he. 117 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:30.240 Yeah, that old hire Steak can really play football. 118 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:32.720 Yeah, but California was at a disadvantage. They were so 119 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:35.199 busy trying to keep those smudgepots going they couldn't concentrate 120 00:05:35.279 --> 00:05:35.720 on the game. 121 00:05:35.879 --> 00:05:39.000 Well, I wait, wait, wait, that's a joke. I told boy. 122 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:42.720 Oh it was. Yes, we'll tell it again, Tell it again. 123 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:45.319 I said, California was at a disadvantage. They had to 124 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:46.560 keep the smudgepots going. 125 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:55.800 Well, told me when I don't want to step on anything, Hey, 126 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:57.199 I gotta go down to the medical building and get 127 00:05:57.240 --> 00:05:57.920 an examination. 128 00:05:58.480 --> 00:05:59.079 Here's a light. 129 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:01.439 It sounds like a need his name. I want to 130 00:06:01.439 --> 00:06:09.079 come along, Yes I do. 131 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:09.600 I want to. 132 00:06:10.199 --> 00:06:10.959 I want to see the. 133 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:12.920 Doctor's face when he finds out the hair on your 134 00:06:12.959 --> 00:06:14.079 chest is a two pay. 135 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:17.920 Look, boy, don't laugh. 136 00:06:17.959 --> 00:06:19.920 I remember when you had a physical check up and 137 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:21.959 they had to jack up your stomach to tap your. 138 00:06:21.959 --> 00:06:25.120 Knee, and you know, it's not so funny. 139 00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:26.800 It's the first time I knew I had a knee. 140 00:06:28.759 --> 00:06:31.000 Before we go and get some exercise music on there. 141 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:32.959 We'll get in shape a little turn the radio one wall, 142 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:36.360 and now we interrupt the commercials to bring you Dave 143 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:39.639 Roles in his orchestra. Day, we'll play a medley of 144 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:43.600 popular tunes by Ted Theorrido and his orchestra will play 145 00:06:43.639 --> 00:06:44.959 anything that comes to their mind. 146 00:06:46.920 --> 00:09:05.480 I put music for push offs up. 147 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:46.600 Here's a brand new Tide miracle. Now with Tide you 148 00:09:46.600 --> 00:09:49.879 can get your war sparkling clean without rinsing. That's right, 149 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:52.639 the doctor and gambles Tide. You don't have to rinse. 150 00:09:53.080 --> 00:09:56.120 Here's why. Tide gets the dirt out of pods and 151 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:58.799 keeps it suspended in the sudsy water. So when you 152 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:01.919 ring or spin dry clothes, the dirt goes out along 153 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:05.879 with the washwater. Your clothes come out clean, white, fresh. 154 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:11.399 They dry, soft and fluffy, iron easily smell sweet and clean. Yes, 155 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:14.759 I said clean. You know how clean. Tide has always 156 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:17.679 washed your clothes with rinsing, cleaner than any other washing 157 00:10:17.679 --> 00:10:20.600 product you can buy. Now we want you to try 158 00:10:20.639 --> 00:10:25.120 Tide without rinsing and compare the results. Why it's unbelievable 159 00:10:25.120 --> 00:10:28.720 how bright, fresh and clean your clothes will be. And 160 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:31.200 think of the time and work. You say you can 161 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:34.480 cut your washed day work in half. Yes, it's another 162 00:10:34.519 --> 00:10:36.320 new wash day miracle from Tide. 163 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:36.799 Try it. 164 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:41.039 Use tide and get your clothes really clean without rinsing. 165 00:10:42.840 --> 00:10:46.360 God how tide gets close? 166 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:49.720 Iner, Then follow them t I d e Tide. 167 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:56.519 Here's the medical buildings, you know. Run and now that 168 00:10:56.559 --> 00:10:57.639 I'm here, I'm getting nervous. 169 00:10:57.679 --> 00:10:59.679 Oh, buck up, rad It's only a physical. Nothing can 170 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:00.240 happen to you. 171 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:02.639 Nothing can happen. The last time I took a physical, 172 00:11:02.679 --> 00:11:03.759 I wound up in the army. 173 00:11:05.639 --> 00:11:10.000 It was war hysteria. 174 00:11:10.720 --> 00:11:12.960 Hey yeah, hey, Red, Look at that guy over there 175 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:14.080 in the corner shadow boxing. 176 00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:15.360 Looks like he's losing. 177 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:17.080 Dude, Yes, say I know him. 178 00:11:17.080 --> 00:11:18.919 He's Colorflower mcpug, the ex fighter. 179 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:21.600 Boy. Is he punchy? Come on a sal to? 180 00:11:21.759 --> 00:11:23.200 Well, I gotta go up to the doctor's office. 181 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:23.960 I'll meet you up there. 182 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:29.080 Hey, Couliflower, dang your corner, Buff, dang your corner. 183 00:11:32.200 --> 00:11:33.679 Don't come on to the bell, ring the bell. 184 00:11:34.159 --> 00:11:34.399 Get you. 185 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:39.679 It's me Cauliflower. Ron O'Connor, ron O'Connor. 186 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:41.840 You know me, her, Yes, you know me. Can you 187 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:44.840 remember the big fight I had with baby Faith Irving? Yeah, 188 00:11:44.879 --> 00:11:46.480 tell me about it. I remember a thing. 189 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:53.480 You got knocked out in the first round. 190 00:11:53.519 --> 00:11:55.000 And I know but what I Color. 191 00:11:57.679 --> 00:11:59.399 You know I could I could have taken the middle 192 00:11:59.480 --> 00:12:01.159 rate crowning kept for the fank and I had some 193 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:01.919 pretty bad. 194 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:05.320 Break you know, and Majoe was broken in ten pointing. 195 00:12:06.679 --> 00:12:08.679 Some of the fights I would framed, I would put 196 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:13.440 on the pond, put on the pont a pot. 197 00:12:14.759 --> 00:12:15.960 Let's not get our burden. 198 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:20.600 Good enough, boy, And your jaw looks all right now? 199 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:22.799 Well, ma Joe looked on right, he kept it should 200 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:23.600 be the Loomer lip. 201 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:26.120 No, no, what do you know? In my game they 202 00:12:26.159 --> 00:12:28.200 told me that I could be another Jim Colbert? Can 203 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:30.399 you mend me me? Jim Corbert? Can you me gim? 204 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:32.279 Who's Jim Kroeber's. 205 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:35.840 You know you gotta watch that fight game and I'll 206 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:37.159 get camped a while. You get punky. 207 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:39.399 You start here in belg you know when you got 208 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:47.639 here in Belding, you know you would staying answer the phone, William, Well. 209 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:50.200 Have you have you done any fighting lately? 210 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:52.320 Came up only with my wife, only with my wife. 211 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:55.240 But I'm fighting her again next week, and if I win, 212 00:12:56.240 --> 00:12:57.919 I win, I gotta shout at her, old lady. 213 00:12:57.960 --> 00:12:58.320 You know. 214 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:07.159 Here on televis internet phone, Well there's no phone. 215 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:13.120 Who but humor man went by? Hey, do you have 216 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:17.720 any children. Oh, I get that on your Yeah, I 217 00:13:17.799 --> 00:13:18.440 have a little boy. 218 00:13:18.919 --> 00:13:19.600 I have a little boy. 219 00:13:19.720 --> 00:13:21.759 I have a little boy too, maybe the same kid. 220 00:13:28.639 --> 00:13:31.360 You know, Califlower. I think you've taken too many punches. 221 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:32.320 Well, I haven't let any of. 222 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:32.960 Them get by me. 223 00:13:36.000 --> 00:13:37.320 Oh, hold on, hold on, hold it will you? 224 00:13:38.600 --> 00:13:38.799 Yeah? 225 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:43.720 Since o'clock the time, you can't. I can whip any. 226 00:13:43.600 --> 00:13:46.120 Man on it. Yeah, I'll bet you can't. 227 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:47.639 I can lick anybody on the train. 228 00:13:47.720 --> 00:13:49.399 How about that guy standing over there? Could you let 229 00:13:49.519 --> 00:13:49.799 him here? 230 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:52.320 I kick the foot pole about two and picked up moller. 231 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:53.399 Boy picked up moller. 232 00:13:54.360 --> 00:13:57.000 Okay, how about that fill coming out of the drug store? 233 00:13:57.159 --> 00:13:59.200 Let me game, I plighted for he or take you? 234 00:13:59.279 --> 00:14:04.519 But we can answer that poon. No, he looks like 235 00:14:04.519 --> 00:14:06.200 you're in a hurry. You better picked up and baller. 236 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:09.360 Well, how about that boy scout helping that old lady 237 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:10.200 across the street? 238 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:14.840 Act my boy, you're home of better hold that boy 239 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:16.440 scout to I know what that old lady is getting 240 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:16.879 any help? 241 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:17.080 And on? 242 00:14:19.639 --> 00:14:22.080 Well, I'll see you later. I've got to catch up 243 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:22.679 with Scalp, you know. 244 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:24.720 I gotta go in and get waid in for the 245 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:26.480 fight with the little woman. You know I'll d down 246 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:28.600 at the Jim Jim Who Jim Corber? Who Jim? 247 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:38.600 Say? 248 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:39.960 Doctor van stinthiscope? 249 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:42.480 How is my blood pressure? 250 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:46.879 Well that sounds more like my heart. I don't understand. German, 251 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:48.600 is it up? Is my pressure down? 252 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:53.039 Well, let's see it just lays there. Tell me. Do 253 00:14:53.080 --> 00:14:54.519 you ever complain of dizzy spill? 254 00:14:54.679 --> 00:14:54.799 Well? 255 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:55.279 No, do you? 256 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:56.080 Yes? 257 00:14:56.559 --> 00:14:59.919 Could you maybe prescribe something for me? You shall? 258 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:01.039 It was to be the doctor. 259 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:04.519 Thank you forgetting I'm so new in this country. Oh yeah, 260 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:10.519 how long ago did you leave Ireland? We'll finish the 261 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:13.000 examination so I can get out of here. First I 262 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:19.600 must check your ears right, Oh no, ain't that big boy? 263 00:15:20.639 --> 00:15:23.039 Now I'll check your heart. Throw at your chest. I 264 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:26.159 ain't through with it yet. Throw out yours is in 265 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:30.559 worse shape. That completes the examination. If you will come 266 00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:32.480 back in an hour, I'll give you a full report. 267 00:15:32.559 --> 00:15:34.960 Okay, Well, dork, hey Rod, I gotta come back in 268 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:35.240 an hour. 269 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:36.799 I want to go ahead and coffee. No, I'm going 270 00:15:36.840 --> 00:15:38.519 to stay here and read this magazine. This one seems 271 00:15:38.559 --> 00:15:41.399 pretty new, it says. Coolidge refuses to run again. 272 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:45.559 Hey, look who's in the doctor's office across the hall. 273 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:46.159 Are the four Nights. 274 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:47.240 I wonder what they're doing here. 275 00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:51.799 It probably came in for a four way cold tablet. Hey, listen, listen. 276 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:53.840 I think they're having their throats examined. 277 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:02.120 And your heart, then that hate I hate together and 278 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:05.559 then your hate with the magic RaSE it changed around 279 00:16:05.639 --> 00:16:06.600 by trouble. 280 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:07.879 And you followed by your drinks. 281 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:09.840 I drinks your trouble and trouble. 282 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:10.960 Your thinks in less the party. 283 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:13.879 Wait, salagadoola Michica pool. 284 00:16:13.639 --> 00:16:14.879 Of babydy bobadi boo. 285 00:16:15.440 --> 00:16:16.399 Put them together, and. 286 00:16:16.440 --> 00:16:20.759 What have you got babty babaty boo, satagadoolah, Michica. 287 00:16:20.480 --> 00:16:22.000 Pool of biberty bobadi boo. 288 00:16:22.639 --> 00:16:24.159 Get all do magic, believe it or not. 289 00:16:24.399 --> 00:16:25.559 Bibbety babay boo. 290 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:30.200 Sallagadoolah means Michica pool the roof. But the thing I'm 291 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:32.799 a bop that does the job is biboty baba de boo. 292 00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:36.480 Salagadoola Minchica boola baby baba da boo. 293 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:37.799 Put them together. 294 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:38.799 And but if you've got. 295 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:47.120 Pebty babad bibbity bobadi bibbity bobady boot salad love chick. 296 00:16:47.039 --> 00:16:50.679 Bull biby bo boo, put them. 297 00:16:50.639 --> 00:16:57.039 Together, ran body you got Bob boo salagado love chick. 298 00:16:56.919 --> 00:16:59.799 Pull of baby baby booooo. 299 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:07.880 Magic pity by Boo Salaga do the mean men take 300 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:09.519 a pooler room But. 301 00:17:09.799 --> 00:17:11.880 Thing bob duncan job. 302 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:20.119 Is pippity baby Boo Salaga du la mensaga boola put 303 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:21.119 them together. 304 00:17:20.920 --> 00:17:24.680 And Bob cats min chika boola room Now. 305 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:43.720 Volley boo, Ladies, here's a brand new Tide miracle. Now 306 00:17:43.799 --> 00:17:46.920 with Tide, you can get your wash really clean without rinsing. 307 00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:47.880 That's right. 308 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:50.839 With Proctor and gambles tied, there's no need to rinse. 309 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:54.200 Here's why Tide gets the dirt out of clothes and 310 00:17:54.480 --> 00:17:57.279 keeps it suspended in the subsy water. When you ring 311 00:17:57.400 --> 00:17:59.880 or spin ry your clothes, the dirt goes out along 312 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:04.240 the washwater. Your clothes are clean, white, fresh, They dry, 313 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:07.839 soft and fluffy, iron easily smell, sweet and clean. 314 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:08.799 Yes clean. 315 00:18:09.640 --> 00:18:12.920 You know how clean Tide washes clothes with rinsing cleaner 316 00:18:12.960 --> 00:18:16.119 than any other washing product you can buy. Now try 317 00:18:16.279 --> 00:18:20.839 Tide without rinsing and compare the results. It's unbelievable how bright, 318 00:18:21.079 --> 00:18:24.160 fresh and clean your clothes will be. And you save 319 00:18:24.279 --> 00:18:26.680 time and work. Why you can cut your wash day 320 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:29.839 work in half. So try it next wash day. Use 321 00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:32.839 tide and get really clean clothes without rinsing. 322 00:18:41.400 --> 00:18:42.200 Hey, buy. 323 00:18:44.519 --> 00:18:45.519 Well, Willie, lumplump? 324 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:49.160 Hey, Willie, what are you doing here? Let's not get noser? 325 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:49.480 Draw? 326 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:52.759 What are you doing in a doctor's office? You ill? 327 00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:53.599 No? 328 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:55.400 I come in here to wait for a bud. 329 00:18:58.400 --> 00:19:00.559 I came in for a few shots, but I mean, 330 00:19:02.960 --> 00:19:06.400 I'm not July. You know I even bought a shot black. 331 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:10.359 Well, why don't you go home and sleep it off? 332 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:12.319 Botch up a whole day's work. 333 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:16.480 Look, I don't know why I even talked to you. 334 00:19:17.160 --> 00:19:19.720 Every time I see you get to look what you work? 335 00:19:19.880 --> 00:19:21.400 You just don't look right. 336 00:19:24.200 --> 00:19:25.000 Don't look right. 337 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:27.119 I tell you I think how to fig on my day, 338 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:32.599 but you you have to don't look. I've got a 339 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:35.440 lot of queer dts in my day, but you yet 340 00:19:35.599 --> 00:19:36.400 don't look. 341 00:19:38.279 --> 00:19:38.440 Well. 342 00:19:38.599 --> 00:19:40.039 Welly, you're causing us saying. 343 00:19:39.920 --> 00:19:43.240 Another thing and another thing, yet you yet don't. 344 00:19:43.119 --> 00:19:46.480 Look really, snap out of it? 345 00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:50.599 Why have I come on and snap? Hey? Come on, 346 00:19:50.759 --> 00:19:51.960 I buy a pretzels? 347 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:54.039 They don't sell They don't sell pretzels here? 348 00:19:54.079 --> 00:19:55.359 Well, how they stay in business? 349 00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:55.599 Thing. 350 00:19:56.720 --> 00:19:57.200 I told you. 351 00:19:57.319 --> 00:19:58.480 This is a doctor's office. 352 00:19:58.519 --> 00:20:01.920 All right, likely, Sorry, I burnt. 353 00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:06.039 I'll pay a doctor. What's that television sun over there? 354 00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:08.160 For those that's a next ray machine. 355 00:20:09.720 --> 00:20:12.200 It's a television set I own Alloyd tellerions. 356 00:20:14.839 --> 00:20:16.519 I still say it's a next ray machine. 357 00:20:16.599 --> 00:20:16.920 Quiet. 358 00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:22.720 The place is coming on now, my Arthur, God forgetting burny. 359 00:20:26.200 --> 00:20:28.720 Oh why don't you get lost? I said, why don't 360 00:20:28.759 --> 00:20:29.319 you get lost? 361 00:20:29.359 --> 00:20:30.839 I got news for you, brother. 362 00:20:31.039 --> 00:20:31.920 I am more. 363 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:36.480 I'll see your u widen move. 364 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:37.720 It's a doctor in here. 365 00:20:37.799 --> 00:20:40.640 The X rays and test reports on red scale, missus camp, missus. 366 00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.079 Otistan, Well, just put them on the desk there. 367 00:20:42.119 --> 00:20:43.599 I don't work here, Okay, I'll go in. 368 00:20:43.720 --> 00:20:52.359 Your boy, Gordon me. 369 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:53.759 Ned me Lisa. 370 00:20:53.839 --> 00:20:55.640 Would you please hold that door open until I get 371 00:20:55.680 --> 00:20:58.640 my little boy and open your not. 372 00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:00.880 Come on, let's go me here. 373 00:21:01.000 --> 00:21:02.839 I don't want to see the doctor, and I'll bet 374 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:04.440 you he ain't so anxious to see me. 375 00:21:05.799 --> 00:21:06.880 Now, you do as I say. 376 00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:08.359 I know your steam Kidjo. 377 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:10.480 This is the same doctor that brought me into the world, 378 00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:11.920 and you're just trying to get a week fun. 379 00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:14.960 That's not true. 380 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:17.039 This doctor had nothing to do with bringing you into 381 00:21:17.079 --> 00:21:19.799 the world. That's why he can practice out and they opened. 382 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:24.240 Yes, which doctor brought me? 383 00:21:24.440 --> 00:21:26.480 I know who brought me the start rochet? 384 00:21:26.599 --> 00:21:30.160 And then he committed suicide. Right, yeah, there you go home. 385 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:31.480 I don't feel sick anymore. 386 00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:33.440 What about that stomach ache you were complaining? 387 00:21:35.200 --> 00:21:35.960 I had a hunt. 388 00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:37.440 You were just putting on a city. I could get 389 00:21:37.480 --> 00:21:39.599 out of a spanky. But it wouldn't hurt to. 390 00:21:39.599 --> 00:21:40.920 The doctor to check up on you anyway. 391 00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:43.359 Believe me, if that doctor so much is later, we 392 00:21:43.440 --> 00:21:44.319 don't think you're me. 393 00:21:44.680 --> 00:21:46.039 He is going to need a doctor. 394 00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:47.039 Now. 395 00:21:47.119 --> 00:21:48.039 I have spoken. 396 00:21:49.640 --> 00:21:51.160 Now stop being a smartie. 397 00:21:51.240 --> 00:21:52.519 I said I had spoken. 398 00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:56.359 I want you well, I you evidently we don't speak 399 00:21:56.359 --> 00:21:57.160 the same language. 400 00:21:58.759 --> 00:22:00.480 Well, there's Rod O'Connor over there. 401 00:22:01.359 --> 00:22:04.640