Speaker 1: I think I'll go ho.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, Red, all right, we've got a few seconds.
Speaker 2: Why don't you recite that little limerick about Tide.
Speaker 1: We'll get.
Speaker 3: I is your boxing Tide Their particlech had better hide
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: Ring eye shout, I didn't do it.
Speaker 4: Shout it's the truth.
Speaker 1: And you can use me with pride, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah from Hollywood Broughtrian Gampbell's Tie, the largest selling washtay
Speaker 2: product in America, proudly presents the Red Skelton Program with
Speaker 2: Red Skelton, David Rows, his orchestra singing stars, the Four Knights,
Speaker 2: Rain Tuttle, Pat McGee and Dick Ryan, Martha Wentworth and
Speaker 2: John Holbrook will.
Speaker 1: Be me Rob O'Connor.
Speaker 2: Just because he works for MGM as a star clown
Speaker 2: and has brought to you my Procter and gamble doesn't
Speaker 2: mean he's so different when it comes to buying insurance,
Speaker 2: even if he is Red Skelting.
Speaker 3: Now, as I was saying, this policy pays double if
Speaker 3: you die a natural debt, Well, what do.
Speaker 1: You classify a natural death? Out here? Hit by a
Speaker 1: drunke driver? Is that? Oh?
Speaker 3: We're starting off with a bang, now, you know, I
Speaker 3: don't think I need any insurance.
Speaker 1: I wish that joke heads. I'm I'd bury it right.
Speaker 1: I feel wonderful. I don't need any insurance. I do
Speaker 1: have a little heartburn down then a heartburn?
Speaker 5: Well? How are you fixed for fire insurance?
Speaker 1: How would you like to go? Rinse out a few things? Now?
Speaker 3: If you just answer a couple of questions, we'll be
Speaker 3: all finished here.
Speaker 5: First, God, is your full name?
Speaker 1: Red Skelton? That's full or sober.
Speaker 4: Name?
Speaker 1: Richard red skilt?
Speaker 5: He wrote, Richard.
Speaker 3: All right now, Richard, wait a minute. Everybody calls me Rare.
Speaker 3: I prefer to call you Richard. Look, Hercules, you call
Speaker 3: me Rader. There's going to be another death of a
Speaker 3: salesman around here.
Speaker 5: Very well, where were you born?
Speaker 3: I was born in Vincennes, Indiana. In fact, I'm planning
Speaker 3: on going back there twenty six years ago. I left
Speaker 3: vincenze's a barefooted boy.
Speaker 5: But are you going back for your shoes?
Speaker 1: How would you like to turn blue?
Speaker 5: You have an awful tempa, Richard.
Speaker 1: Look, I told you to call me Red.
Speaker 5: Go on strike me. I have double indemnity.
Speaker 3: Look, why do you why don't you get some insurance
Speaker 3: to cover that hole in your head?
Speaker 1: Boy, please please.
Speaker 3: One of the questions is profession.
Speaker 5: Are you a plumber?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a plumber. Are you positive? I swear
Speaker 3: you fick fix the leaky? Also to find one time, Richard.
Speaker 1: If I had I would have never let a drip
Speaker 1: like you run loose.
Speaker 5: Well, here's your papers. Now.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is get a physical checkout
Speaker 3: from our doctor and then we can tell if you
Speaker 3: qualify for a policy or not. Well, I am in
Speaker 3: perfect physical condition. Look look at my chest, Look at
Speaker 3: those shoulders, look at them arms.
Speaker 1: I'm not so fast.
Speaker 3: I'm still trying to find your chest.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go get a physical.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 5: I hope you can pass you well. I hate to
Speaker 5: cheat the company this way. Well, happy blood pressure, Richard,
Speaker 5: and an open.
Speaker 4: Man hole for you, scout. Did you call me?
Speaker 3: No, mister Fred, You've probably got your hearing aid or
Speaker 3: short wave again.
Speaker 1: What have you been.
Speaker 3: Doing, Sirail, I've been trying those new cold tablet you know,
Speaker 3: you know the kind.
Speaker 4: That stops cold before it starts.
Speaker 1: Oh they do?
Speaker 5: Huh?
Speaker 2: Did they?
Speaker 1: Did you get rid of your cold? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've been defrosting all day.
Speaker 1: You know you're a little loop form when you walk.
Speaker 7: Up, not mised the skeleton.
Speaker 4: Maybe you should try my cold tablet.
Speaker 1: But I don't have a cold.
Speaker 3: Oh that's okay, these pills were cured anyway. Look, don't
Speaker 3: look now, mister, but.
Speaker 1: I think you've slipped your trolley again.
Speaker 4: That's a skeleton.
Speaker 1: Is that anyway to talk to your houseboy?
Speaker 5: Get a load of the boy.
Speaker 3: This guy saw the preview the birth of a nation.
Speaker 1: Beg he wrote for the doctor.
Speaker 3: This guy ready shook the tree for Adam, and need
Speaker 3: to get the apple from this guy so old he
Speaker 3: remembers that the writer who worked here, Baby, these jokes
Speaker 3: had a job. Now this scouting, I think I'm pretty
Speaker 3: lively for my age.
Speaker 6: Lively.
Speaker 3: Yesterday you went for a walk and a vulture followed
Speaker 3: you with a tape.
Speaker 1: Mate. Well, somebody to the door.
Speaker 4: I'll get it, okay, higher skelting.
Speaker 3: Well if it isn't Procter and Gambles, answer to mount
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 1: Go on in ol'connor.
Speaker 2: I just dropped by the collect that bet we made
Speaker 2: in the Rose Bowl game.
Speaker 6: You ready to pay off?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The tides already in the washing machines. You bring
Speaker 1: your laundry.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's right here. Say that was some rose ball game,
Speaker 6: wasn't he.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that old hire Steak can really play football.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but California was at a disadvantage. They were so
Speaker 2: busy trying to keep those smudgepots going they couldn't concentrate
Speaker 2: on the game.
Speaker 6: Well, I wait, wait, wait, that's a joke. I told boy.
Speaker 1: Oh it was. Yes, we'll tell it again, Tell it again.
Speaker 2: I said, California was at a disadvantage. They had to
Speaker 2: keep the smudgepots going.
Speaker 3: Well, told me when I don't want to step on anything, Hey,
Speaker 3: I gotta go down to the medical building and get
Speaker 3: an examination.
Speaker 5: Here's a light.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a need his name. I want to
Speaker 1: come along, Yes I do.
Speaker 2: I want to.
Speaker 6: I want to see the.
Speaker 3: Doctor's face when he finds out the hair on your
Speaker 3: chest is a two pay.
Speaker 1: Look, boy, don't laugh.
Speaker 3: I remember when you had a physical check up and
Speaker 3: they had to jack up your stomach to tap your.
Speaker 2: Knee, and you know, it's not so funny.
Speaker 6: It's the first time I knew I had a knee.
Speaker 1: Before we go and get some exercise music on there.
Speaker 3: We'll get in shape a little turn the radio one wall,
Speaker 3: and now we interrupt the commercials to bring you Dave
Speaker 3: Roles in his orchestra. Day, we'll play a medley of
Speaker 3: popular tunes by Ted Theorrido and his orchestra will play
Speaker 3: anything that comes to their mind.
Speaker 8: I put music for push offs up.
Speaker 9: Here's a brand new Tide miracle. Now with Tide you
Speaker 9: can get your war sparkling clean without rinsing. That's right,
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Speaker 9: keeps it suspended in the sudsy water. So when you
Speaker 9: ring or spin dry clothes, the dirt goes out along
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Speaker 5: Try it.
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Speaker 1: God how tide gets close?
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Speaker 3: Here's the medical buildings, you know. Run and now that
Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm getting nervous.
Speaker 2: Oh, buck up, rad It's only a physical. Nothing can
Speaker 2: happen to you.
Speaker 1: Nothing can happen. The last time I took a physical,
Speaker 1: I wound up in the army.
Speaker 6: It was war hysteria.
Speaker 2: Hey yeah, hey, Red, Look at that guy over there
Speaker 2: in the corner shadow boxing.
Speaker 1: Looks like he's losing.
Speaker 6: Dude, Yes, say I know him.
Speaker 5: He's Colorflower mcpug, the ex fighter.
Speaker 6: Boy. Is he punchy? Come on a sal to?
Speaker 3: Well, I gotta go up to the doctor's office.
Speaker 1: I'll meet you up there.
Speaker 3: Hey, Couliflower, dang your corner, Buff, dang your corner.
Speaker 1: Don't come on to the bell, ring the bell.
Speaker 2: Get you.
Speaker 6: It's me Cauliflower. Ron O'Connor, ron O'Connor.
Speaker 1: You know me, her, Yes, you know me. Can you
Speaker 1: remember the big fight I had with baby Faith Irving? Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me about it. I remember a thing.
Speaker 2: You got knocked out in the first round.
Speaker 1: And I know but what I Color.
Speaker 3: You know I could I could have taken the middle
Speaker 3: rate crowning kept for the fank and I had some
Speaker 3: pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Break you know, and Majoe was broken in ten pointing.
Speaker 3: Some of the fights I would framed, I would put
Speaker 3: on the pond, put on the pont a pot.
Speaker 5: Let's not get our burden.
Speaker 6: Good enough, boy, And your jaw looks all right now?
Speaker 3: Well, ma Joe looked on right, he kept it should
Speaker 3: be the Loomer lip.
Speaker 1: No, no, what do you know? In my game they
Speaker 1: told me that I could be another Jim Colbert? Can
Speaker 1: you mend me me? Jim Corbert? Can you me gim?
Speaker 4: Who's Jim Kroeber's.
Speaker 1: You know you gotta watch that fight game and I'll
Speaker 1: get camped a while. You get punky.
Speaker 3: You start here in belg you know when you got
Speaker 3: here in Belding, you know you would staying answer the phone, William, Well.
Speaker 6: Have you have you done any fighting lately?
Speaker 1: Came up only with my wife, only with my wife.
Speaker 3: But I'm fighting her again next week, and if I win,
Speaker 3: I win, I gotta shout at her, old lady.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Here on televis internet phone, Well there's no phone.
Speaker 10: Who but humor man went by? Hey, do you have
Speaker 10: any children. Oh, I get that on your Yeah, I
Speaker 10: have a little boy.
Speaker 6: I have a little boy.
Speaker 1: I have a little boy too, maybe the same kid.
Speaker 6: You know, Califlower. I think you've taken too many punches.
Speaker 1: Well, I haven't let any of.
Speaker 4: Them get by me.
Speaker 1: Oh, hold on, hold on, hold it will you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Since o'clock the time, you can't. I can whip any.
Speaker 6: Man on it. Yeah, I'll bet you can't.
Speaker 1: I can lick anybody on the train.
Speaker 6: How about that guy standing over there? Could you let
Speaker 6: him here?
Speaker 1: I kick the foot pole about two and picked up moller.
Speaker 1: Boy picked up moller.
Speaker 2: Okay, how about that fill coming out of the drug store?
Speaker 1: Let me game, I plighted for he or take you?
Speaker 1: But we can answer that poon. No, he looks like
Speaker 1: you're in a hurry. You better picked up and baller.
Speaker 2: Well, how about that boy scout helping that old lady
Speaker 2: across the street?
Speaker 3: Act my boy, you're home of better hold that boy
Speaker 3: scout to I know what that old lady is getting
Speaker 3: any help?
Speaker 2: And on?
Speaker 5: Well, I'll see you later. I've got to catch up
Speaker 5: with Scalp, you know.
Speaker 1: I gotta go in and get waid in for the
Speaker 1: fight with the little woman. You know I'll d down
Speaker 1: at the Jim Jim Who Jim Corber? Who Jim?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 1: Doctor van stinthiscope?
Speaker 5: How is my blood pressure?
Speaker 1: Well that sounds more like my heart. I don't understand. German,
Speaker 1: is it up? Is my pressure down?
Speaker 5: Well, let's see it just lays there. Tell me. Do
Speaker 5: you ever complain of dizzy spill?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 9: No, do you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Could you maybe prescribe something for me? You shall?
Speaker 1: It was to be the doctor.
Speaker 3: Thank you forgetting I'm so new in this country. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: how long ago did you leave Ireland? We'll finish the
Speaker 3: examination so I can get out of here. First I
Speaker 3: must check your ears right, Oh no, ain't that big boy?
Speaker 3: Now I'll check your heart. Throw at your chest. I
Speaker 3: ain't through with it yet. Throw out yours is in
Speaker 3: worse shape. That completes the examination. If you will come
Speaker 3: back in an hour, I'll give you a full report.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, dork, hey Rod, I gotta come back in
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 2: I want to go ahead and coffee. No, I'm going
Speaker 2: to stay here and read this magazine. This one seems
Speaker 2: pretty new, it says. Coolidge refuses to run again.
Speaker 3: Hey, look who's in the doctor's office across the hall.
Speaker 1: Are the four Nights.
Speaker 6: I wonder what they're doing here.
Speaker 1: It probably came in for a four way cold tablet. Hey, listen, listen.
Speaker 1: I think they're having their throats examined.
Speaker 11: And your heart, then that hate I hate together and
Speaker 11: then your hate with the magic RaSE it changed around
Speaker 11: by trouble.
Speaker 5: And you followed by your drinks.
Speaker 6: I drinks your trouble and trouble.
Speaker 5: Your thinks in less the party.
Speaker 1: Wait, salagadoola Michica pool.
Speaker 6: Of babydy bobadi boo.
Speaker 1: Put them together, and.
Speaker 12: What have you got babty babaty boo, satagadoolah, Michica.
Speaker 1: Pool of biberty bobadi boo.
Speaker 5: Get all do magic, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: Bibbety babay boo.
Speaker 12: Sallagadoolah means Michica pool the roof. But the thing I'm
Speaker 12: a bop that does the job is biboty baba de boo.
Speaker 12: Salagadoola Minchica boola baby baba da boo.
Speaker 5: Put them together.
Speaker 1: And but if you've got.
Speaker 12: Pebty babad bibbity bobadi bibbity bobady boot salad love chick.
Speaker 1: Bull biby bo boo, put them.
Speaker 12: Together, ran body you got Bob boo salagado love chick.
Speaker 4: Pull of baby baby booooo.
Speaker 12: Magic pity by Boo Salaga do the mean men take
Speaker 12: a pooler room But.
Speaker 1: Thing bob duncan job.
Speaker 12: Is pippity baby Boo Salaga du la mensaga boola put
Speaker 12: them together.
Speaker 4: And Bob cats min chika boola room Now.
Speaker 9: Volley boo, Ladies, here's a brand new Tide miracle. Now
Speaker 9: with Tide, you can get your wash really clean without rinsing.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 9: With Proctor and gambles tied, there's no need to rinse.
Speaker 9: Here's why Tide gets the dirt out of clothes and
Speaker 9: keeps it suspended in the subsy water. When you ring
Speaker 9: or spin ry your clothes, the dirt goes out along
Speaker 9: the washwater. Your clothes are clean, white, fresh, They dry,
Speaker 9: soft and fluffy, iron easily smell, sweet and clean.
Speaker 5: Yes clean.
Speaker 9: You know how clean Tide washes clothes with rinsing cleaner
Speaker 9: than any other washing product you can buy. Now try
Speaker 9: Tide without rinsing and compare the results. It's unbelievable how bright,
Speaker 9: fresh and clean your clothes will be. And you save
Speaker 9: time and work. Why you can cut your wash day
Speaker 9: work in half. So try it next wash day. Use
Speaker 9: tide and get really clean clothes without rinsing.
Speaker 2: Hey, buy.
Speaker 6: Well, Willie, lumplump?
Speaker 5: Hey, Willie, what are you doing here? Let's not get noser?
Speaker 2: Draw?
Speaker 5: What are you doing in a doctor's office? You ill?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I come in here to wait for a bud.
Speaker 3: I came in for a few shots, but I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm not July. You know I even bought a shot black.
Speaker 6: Well, why don't you go home and sleep it off?
Speaker 4: Botch up a whole day's work.
Speaker 1: Look, I don't know why I even talked to you.
Speaker 1: Every time I see you get to look what you work?
Speaker 1: You just don't look right.
Speaker 2: Don't look right.
Speaker 3: I tell you I think how to fig on my day,
Speaker 3: but you you have to don't look. I've got a
Speaker 3: lot of queer dts in my day, but you yet
Speaker 3: don't look.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 6: Welly, you're causing us saying.
Speaker 1: Another thing and another thing, yet you yet don't.
Speaker 2: Look really, snap out of it?
Speaker 1: Why have I come on and snap? Hey? Come on,
Speaker 1: I buy a pretzels?
Speaker 5: They don't sell They don't sell pretzels here?
Speaker 1: Well, how they stay in business?
Speaker 3: Thing.
Speaker 6: I told you.
Speaker 5: This is a doctor's office.
Speaker 4: All right, likely, Sorry, I burnt.
Speaker 3: I'll pay a doctor. What's that television sun over there?
Speaker 5: For those that's a next ray machine.
Speaker 3: It's a television set I own Alloyd tellerions.
Speaker 6: I still say it's a next ray machine.
Speaker 5: Quiet.
Speaker 3: The place is coming on now, my Arthur, God forgetting burny.
Speaker 2: Oh why don't you get lost? I said, why don't
Speaker 2: you get lost?
Speaker 5: I got news for you, brother.
Speaker 4: I am more.
Speaker 1: I'll see your u widen move.
Speaker 5: It's a doctor in here.
Speaker 3: The X rays and test reports on red scale, missus camp, missus.
Speaker 6: Otistan, Well, just put them on the desk there.
Speaker 5: I don't work here, Okay, I'll go in.
Speaker 1: Your boy, Gordon me.
Speaker 7: Ned me Lisa.
Speaker 13: Would you please hold that door open until I get
Speaker 13: my little boy and open your not.
Speaker 4: Come on, let's go me here.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see the doctor, and I'll bet
Speaker 3: you he ain't so anxious to see me.
Speaker 7: Now, you do as I say.
Speaker 4: I know your steam Kidjo.
Speaker 3: This is the same doctor that brought me into the world,
Speaker 3: and you're just trying to get a week fun.
Speaker 4: That's not true.
Speaker 7: This doctor had nothing to do with bringing you into
Speaker 7: the world. That's why he can practice out and they opened.
Speaker 3: Yes, which doctor brought me?
Speaker 4: I know who brought me the start rochet?
Speaker 3: And then he committed suicide. Right, yeah, there you go home.
Speaker 3: I don't feel sick anymore.
Speaker 7: What about that stomach ache you were complaining?
Speaker 5: I had a hunt.
Speaker 13: You were just putting on a city. I could get
Speaker 13: out of a spanky. But it wouldn't hurt to.
Speaker 7: The doctor to check up on you anyway.
Speaker 12: Believe me, if that doctor so much is later, we
Speaker 12: don't think you're me.
Speaker 1: He is going to need a doctor.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I have spoken.
Speaker 7: Now stop being a smartie.
Speaker 1: I said I had spoken.
Speaker 3: I want you well, I you evidently we don't speak
Speaker 3: the same language.
Speaker 4: Well, there's Rod O'Connor over there.
Speaker 7: Nothing Junior, Nothing, dear, Why don't you go out in
Speaker 7: the hall and get.
Speaker 4: A drink of water. I want to speak to the doctor.
Speaker 3: Look at the bottles, got your hall?
Speaker 7: Wait, Robald Connor, isn't that you hiding behind that magazine?
Speaker 5: Oh hello, Loreene, I say you're carrying a pair of
Speaker 5: empty handcuffs. Sports Junior.
Speaker 7: I'm not in the hall, rob I want you to
Speaker 7: help me teach him a lesson.
Speaker 13: See every time he thinks he's going to get a whipping.
Speaker 13: He pretends to hes sick so that I'll sympathize with
Speaker 13: him and not spanking. And I thought maybe you could
Speaker 13: act to the doctor and we could try to break.
Speaker 7: Him off the habit.
Speaker 1: Little do they know I'm listening in the key.
Speaker 6: That might be fun. I'll do it.
Speaker 7: Oh good, there's the doctor's white jacket on that chair.
Speaker 7: Now you put it on and I'll call Junior.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, Now I can get some revenge on that kid.
Speaker 4: Junior.
Speaker 7: Yeah, here a minute.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hey mommy, you know you know what your budget?
Speaker 4: How do you know what You're going to shoot?
Speaker 1: That guy with the bee? Who do out there?
Speaker 4: Junior?
Speaker 7: I want you to meet doctor O'Connor.
Speaker 1: Realie, what hell do you do? Doctor?
Speaker 4: It will pay you. You know you you big fact nob.
Speaker 1: Think when he a doctor Fato, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Just started practicing today. In fact, you're my first patient.
Speaker 3: Well boy for me, boy for me, there's nothing wrong
Speaker 3: with me, So take your business elsewhere.
Speaker 1: Blimp boy, Junior?
Speaker 6: Why do you call me blimp boy?
Speaker 4: I called him the way I see them, blimp boy.
Speaker 1: I don't like You're not gonna measure up.
Speaker 5: You off with you.
Speaker 2: I'm your report shunr.
Speaker 5: Why can't we be friends.
Speaker 1: Because we're getting along so well as enemies and this's
Speaker 1: be ran enough of You know, have you been sick lately?
Speaker 6: What are your symptoms? I said, I hear you've been
Speaker 6: sick lately? What are your symptoms?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Symptoms? I don't feel quick symptoms.
Speaker 6: What I mean is do you have any pain?
Speaker 4: Only me, Nick, and I caught that from you.
Speaker 5: What do you think, doctor, Well, the boy does look
Speaker 5: like he's lost his color.
Speaker 1: Well, you see it's raining to day, and tell me
Speaker 1: to do it. I don't put on the webs beet
Speaker 1: and go waiting.
Speaker 7: No dowling, not here.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful today.
Speaker 1: See that beautiful California sunshine going down the stoort.
Speaker 7: Now, doctor O'Connor, don't keep anything from me. Is my
Speaker 7: boy all right?
Speaker 4: Will you recover? WILLI? Oh?
Speaker 1: Doctor, please tell me the truth, no matter how it
Speaker 1: hurts me. Well, let's not get shicking about it. Every
Speaker 1: year come time for the Academy.
Speaker 2: Awards, he goes BERSERKR there, junior, I think you'll be
Speaker 2: all right if you'll go home to bed and you'll
Speaker 2: take a couple of tea spoons of castor oil.
Speaker 1: I'll drink a cord of it.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't will not take it.
Speaker 1: I will not take it. I will not take it.
Speaker 1: Big boy, Why don't you go take some? You don't
Speaker 1: look so well?
Speaker 6: You shall feeling great shape?
Speaker 1: You can't tell me, dad boy? You lip your a
Speaker 1: little purple, and your eyes here no white, no white?
Speaker 2: No more?
Speaker 1: What happened wing?
Speaker 4: Or your shows your eye? You're bleeding to death.
Speaker 13: Now, Rod, I mean, doctor O'Connor, looks just fun.
Speaker 1: Take the closer.
Speaker 3: Look, boy, that face is pretty gray, pretty great.
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 5: What do you mean gray?
Speaker 4: Well, it's more green and gray?
Speaker 1: Really, boy? Oh boy, I hate to alarm you, facto,
Speaker 1: But can't you hear your pulse? My family? Will you.
Speaker 6: Loreen? Can you hear my pause?
Speaker 7: Well, I hear something. I thought it was the rivets
Speaker 7: in the building next door.
Speaker 1: Get nervous.
Speaker 6: I think I can hear it.
Speaker 1: Now what shall I do? Well?
Speaker 4: Why don't you sit down?
Speaker 1: Then you won't have to far or fall when you drop?
Speaker 1: Because he is going, boy, because you don't look right
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 5: If you if you don't mind, I think I'll call
Speaker 5: him ambulance and go home.
Speaker 7: Oh well, wait a.
Speaker 4: Minute, doctor, what about.
Speaker 1: Junior didn't bring him to the funeral too?
Speaker 4: Oh boy, I picked it right.
Speaker 13: Now you may rob, you say, just for that young man,
Speaker 13: you're going to get the lacking of your alarm.
Speaker 3: No, no, now, suddenly I don't feel too good. Me
Speaker 3: tell me that you're getting me knows you're getting ready
Speaker 3: to bleed and you.
Speaker 13: Just hole field there and I'll give you another pain
Speaker 13: to worry about it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, noble only did no matter what
Speaker 3: I complain of, you always come up with a remedy
Speaker 3: in the inn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 3: Let's hear those reports from the test literatory? Hiday, Hey, doc,
Speaker 3: want to find out where fighting or something when messed up?
Speaker 3: I was just going to look at your chart. Now,
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