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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'd let you taco one on
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Speaker 2: All right, Let's begin with an international flight on board
Speaker 2: British Airways, an Airbus A three eighty with service from
Speaker 2: San Francisco to London. Things got interesting there. During the
Speaker 2: dinner service, which was being served after takeoff, one of
Speaker 2: the flight attendants went missing. Oh yeah, so the crew
Speaker 2: searched the jet and found him naked and dancing in
Speaker 2: one of the club world business class bathrooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The crew suspected that he might have been on drugs,
Speaker 2: so he was relieved of his duties for the rest
Speaker 2: of the flight. He was told to put on some
Speaker 2: first class pajamas and placed in an empty first class
Speaker 2: seat for the rest of the ten plus hour journey.
Speaker 1: Did when they landed obviously fired him.
Speaker 2: Well, it's pending an investigation, because this is twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: and you just can't fire someone without an investigation unless
Speaker 2: they like literally kill someone.
Speaker 1: He's getting ready. I've seen London, I've seen France. Look
Speaker 1: at me, no underpants, but I guarantee it was ecstasy.
Speaker 2: This was my thought for your problem, right, it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be meth.
Speaker 1: I mean, you wouldn't be doing meth. If you're a
Speaker 1: flight attendant. You got to keep your act together. But
Speaker 1: you think, you know, you did a roll at the
Speaker 1: club the night before, but you did it way too
Speaker 1: late and it just kept rolling.
Speaker 2: So this guy gets first class pajamas in a seat
Speaker 2: in first class. If this was a passenger, they turned
Speaker 2: the plane around, what kind of double standard is that.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't blame the airline. I mean, he
Speaker 1: was naked in the in the first class bathroom.
Speaker 2: Dancing in one of the comb World business class lavatories.
Speaker 2: Did a did a passenger find out or another crew member?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because they were searching on like where the
Speaker 2: hell is he? You're always thinking the obvious. What would
Speaker 2: you think? Oh, right up there in the baggage space
Speaker 2: to take a little snooze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not that, Or somebody just had a little too
Speaker 1: much with his attitude. Not a flight attendant, because I
Speaker 1: have friends that are flight attendants that you're talking about
Speaker 1: the power trip one. We're great. I'm talking about those
Speaker 1: couple that are power trippers. Or yeah, and you're new this,
Speaker 1: aren't you? You could be a mole cop if you'd.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, thirty five thousand er gestapo's Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I have my one friend, super actually good
Speaker 1: looking lady and uh she uh when she's up, she's
Speaker 1: out there. I know she'd be the coolest ever because
Speaker 1: how she is just in general, you know, when you
Speaker 1: know people that are just nice and chill. And because
Speaker 1: she's used to deal with people. I watched to reach
Speaker 1: in the trash can at the gym and grab something out.
Speaker 1: I go, you didn't have to grab that voice she gets,
Speaker 1: Oh I've handled worse. I'm sure you have on a
Speaker 1: flight right.
Speaker 2: A weirdo in California is facing charges after he broke
Speaker 2: into a woman's house and woke her up by sucking
Speaker 2: on her toes. This happened in Modesto. Police there this
Speaker 2: about ninety miles east of San Francisco, and say hello
Speaker 2: to twenty seven year old Christian Anguiaro allegedly been harassing
Speaker 2: the woman for months. It's like he's a stalker. Basically,
Speaker 2: he followed her home from work and even slept outside
Speaker 2: her place.
Speaker 1: In his car, all for toe sucking.
Speaker 2: She woke up around midnight to find him at the
Speaker 2: edge of her bed with her toes in his mouth.
Speaker 2: After that, he tried to get in bed with her,
Speaker 2: but she pushed him away, called police and he ran off.
Speaker 2: Cobs didn't find her that night, but tracked him down
Speaker 2: the next day and he he had apparently tried to
Speaker 2: come back again even after the toasucking didn't go after
Speaker 2: it didn't go over as he had hoped it would.
Speaker 2: Facing charges of burglary, stalking, sexual battery, and assault with
Speaker 2: a tent to commit a felony.
Speaker 1: He admitted to the whole thing. Where do they find him?
Speaker 1: After he said they tracked him down. Is there a
Speaker 1: shoe store? No no, he said he tried to come
Speaker 1: back the next night. No, no, but when they tracked
Speaker 1: him down. So they tracked him down when he was
Speaker 1: at her house again. Yes, Oh okay, yeah, wow this
Speaker 1: shoe store.
Speaker 2: See this is it starts with the underneath the car
Speaker 2: and the Walmart parking lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that I think that might be bottom of
Speaker 1: the barrel, Like, like, you know what I'm getting that, Bob, he.
Speaker 2: Broke into a woman's house and was sucking on her
Speaker 2: toes while she was asleep.
Speaker 1: I know, but I think that you're doing underneath the
Speaker 1: car in a Walmart parking lot late in your career
Speaker 1: rock bottom.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you're okay, you know what I'm saying this
Speaker 2: the toast sucking would have been more the highlight of
Speaker 2: the career.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this could be like weirdo. He's like still a
Speaker 1: big time weirdo. We all know that. But it's there's
Speaker 1: different levels he's doing all that. He'll be in a
Speaker 1: in a Walmart parking lot probably, and it could be
Speaker 1: a different park lot. Nothing on Walmart.
Speaker 2: No, that's just that's just a foot fetter story that's
Speaker 2: always stood out to us over the years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it'll be about four years. Well he's
Speaker 1: gonna have some prison time for this, I think, but
Speaker 1: uh yeah, about five years. He'll be in the parking
Speaker 1: lot underneath the car.
Speaker 2: I confess and feel bad. Last week I did not
Speaker 2: encountered what I felt were meet the threshold of what
Speaker 2: could count as a potential headline of the week contender.
Speaker 1: But it's fine. Last week is pasted.
Speaker 2: It goes with it, ebbs and flows, these headlines of
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 1: So he only chooses them if they're if they're very
Speaker 1: very nice ones, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Man takes a Wii. It has his penis bitten off
Speaker 2: by eleven foot snake in toilets.
Speaker 1: Wowsers. I know it's over in Europe, but they said
Speaker 1: it took a Wii, right.
Speaker 2: This is I think this is in India. I believe
Speaker 2: I have some visuals of this. Yes, there are pictures
Speaker 2: on our Facebook page. If you're okay with waking up
Speaker 2: to what an eleven foot snake can do to your junk.
Speaker 1: It's probably a cod if it's probably a code, right,
Speaker 1: it's India.
Speaker 2: It's a python, which I think, Wait a second, pythons
Speaker 2: don't really they do actually bite when they feel threatened.
Speaker 2: They're usually squeezers, right, but this one bit bit the
Speaker 2: cap right off man, severe blood loss. It looks like
Speaker 2: it from the toilet pictures.
Speaker 1: I really do not need to see that this early
Speaker 1: in the morning. Got a peak though so many texted in.
Speaker 1: At two two five, two six, he went back to
Speaker 1: give the other toes equal love. You're gonna be in
Speaker 1: a Walmart partner a lot to one day. I can
Speaker 1: feel it.
Speaker 2: Stop with the footstuff, man, Just keep that to yourself,
Speaker 2: A right, please please.
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