WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:04.919
<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

2
00:00:04.960 --> 00:00:09.080
<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'd let you taco one on

3
00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:12.880
<v Speaker 1>one one w j r R, but your freaking idiots mind.

4
00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:17.079
<v Speaker 2>This hour brought you by our iHeartRadio Music Festival, details

5
00:00:17.079 --> 00:00:19.199
<v Speaker 2>being rolled out tomorrow morning, and then we can start

6
00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:23.039
<v Speaker 2>with flyways. You can win you hear anything in plus

7
00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:25.440
<v Speaker 2>a thousand bucks. No, they've got this. Uh, they've got

8
00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:26.239
<v Speaker 2>it all locked down.

9
00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:30.480
<v Speaker 1>They're good at that. Keep it under wraps the higher ups.

10
00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:33.439
<v Speaker 1>If you're own yuckey, if your own dudes like us

11
00:00:33.439 --> 00:00:38.039
<v Speaker 1>don't know, kept well one times around nine right.

12
00:00:37.960 --> 00:00:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Eight eight tomorrow morning, and then the giveaways start. The

13
00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:42.320
<v Speaker 2>first one will be at nine.

14
00:00:42.759 --> 00:00:45.000
<v Speaker 1>That's where it was nine. Oh fun, that's awesome. That

15
00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:45.759
<v Speaker 1>ain't no job.

16
00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:49.840
<v Speaker 2>All right, Let's begin with an international flight on board

17
00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:54.240
<v Speaker 2>British Airways, an Airbus A three eighty with service from

18
00:00:54.280 --> 00:00:58.200
<v Speaker 2>San Francisco to London. Things got interesting there. During the

19
00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:03.640
<v Speaker 2>dinner service, which was being served after takeoff, one of

20
00:01:03.679 --> 00:01:08.680
<v Speaker 2>the flight attendants went missing. Oh yeah, so the crew

21
00:01:08.719 --> 00:01:13.319
<v Speaker 2>searched the jet and found him naked and dancing in

22
00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:17.359
<v Speaker 2>one of the club world business class bathrooms.

23
00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:18.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

24
00:01:18.439 --> 00:01:21.280
<v Speaker 2>The crew suspected that he might have been on drugs,

25
00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:23.879
<v Speaker 2>so he was relieved of his duties for the rest

26
00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:25.519
<v Speaker 2>of the flight. He was told to put on some

27
00:01:25.599 --> 00:01:29.640
<v Speaker 2>first class pajamas and placed in an empty first class

28
00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:32.560
<v Speaker 2>seat for the rest of the ten plus hour journey.

29
00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Did when they landed obviously fired him.

30
00:01:37.159 --> 00:01:41.159
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's pending an investigation, because this is twenty twenty five,

31
00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:45.319
<v Speaker 2>and you just can't fire someone without an investigation unless

32
00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:46.920
<v Speaker 2>they like literally kill someone.

33
00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:52.319
<v Speaker 1>He's getting ready. I've seen London, I've seen France. Look

34
00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:58.280
<v Speaker 1>at me, no underpants, but I guarantee it was ecstasy.

35
00:01:58.319 --> 00:02:01.519
<v Speaker 2>This was my thought for your problem, right, it wouldn't

36
00:02:01.519 --> 00:02:02.000
<v Speaker 2>be meth.

37
00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:05.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you wouldn't be doing meth. If you're a

38
00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:07.519
<v Speaker 1>flight attendant. You got to keep your act together. But

39
00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.479
<v Speaker 1>you think, you know, you did a roll at the

40
00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:13.039
<v Speaker 1>club the night before, but you did it way too

41
00:02:13.159 --> 00:02:14.520
<v Speaker 1>late and it just kept rolling.

42
00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:18.039
<v Speaker 2>So this guy gets first class pajamas in a seat

43
00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:21.159
<v Speaker 2>in first class. If this was a passenger, they turned

44
00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:25.000
<v Speaker 2>the plane around, what kind of double standard is that.

45
00:02:27.439 --> 00:02:29.240
<v Speaker 1>I can't I can't blame the airline. I mean, he

46
00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:32.439
<v Speaker 1>was naked in the in the first class bathroom.

47
00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Dancing in one of the comb World business class lavatories.

48
00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:39.479
<v Speaker 2>Did a did a passenger find out or another crew member?

49
00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:41.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, because they were searching on like where the

50
00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:44.919
<v Speaker 2>hell is he? You're always thinking the obvious. What would

51
00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:47.719
<v Speaker 2>you think? Oh, right up there in the baggage space

52
00:02:48.439 --> 00:02:49.599
<v Speaker 2>to take a little snooze.

53
00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not that, Or somebody just had a little too

54
00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:57.240
<v Speaker 1>much with his attitude. Not a flight attendant, because I

55
00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:00.240
<v Speaker 1>have friends that are flight attendants that you're talking about

56
00:03:00.240 --> 00:03:02.599
<v Speaker 1>the power trip one. We're great. I'm talking about those

57
00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:06.199
<v Speaker 1>couple that are power trippers. Or yeah, and you're new this,

58
00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:09.000
<v Speaker 1>aren't you? You could be a mole cop if you'd.

59
00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, thirty five thousand er gestapo's Yeah.

60
00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well I have my one friend, super actually good

61
00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:21.759
<v Speaker 1>looking lady and uh she uh when she's up, she's

62
00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:24.039
<v Speaker 1>out there. I know she'd be the coolest ever because

63
00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:26.199
<v Speaker 1>how she is just in general, you know, when you

64
00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:28.960
<v Speaker 1>know people that are just nice and chill. And because

65
00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:32.000
<v Speaker 1>she's used to deal with people. I watched to reach

66
00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:35.680
<v Speaker 1>in the trash can at the gym and grab something out.

67
00:03:35.879 --> 00:03:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I go, you didn't have to grab that voice she gets,

68
00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:41.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh I've handled worse. I'm sure you have on a

69
00:03:41.159 --> 00:03:41.800
<v Speaker 1>flight right.

70
00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:46.960
<v Speaker 2>A weirdo in California is facing charges after he broke

71
00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:49.599
<v Speaker 2>into a woman's house and woke her up by sucking

72
00:03:49.599 --> 00:03:55.120
<v Speaker 2>on her toes. This happened in Modesto. Police there this

73
00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:58.240
<v Speaker 2>about ninety miles east of San Francisco, and say hello

74
00:03:58.360 --> 00:04:02.840
<v Speaker 2>to twenty seven year old Christian Anguiaro allegedly been harassing

75
00:04:02.879 --> 00:04:06.960
<v Speaker 2>the woman for months. It's like he's a stalker. Basically,

76
00:04:07.039 --> 00:04:09.319
<v Speaker 2>he followed her home from work and even slept outside

77
00:04:09.319 --> 00:04:10.080
<v Speaker 2>her place.

78
00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:11.879
<v Speaker 1>In his car, all for toe sucking.

79
00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:14.360
<v Speaker 2>She woke up around midnight to find him at the

80
00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:17.319
<v Speaker 2>edge of her bed with her toes in his mouth.

81
00:04:19.319 --> 00:04:21.240
<v Speaker 2>After that, he tried to get in bed with her,

82
00:04:21.639 --> 00:04:24.040
<v Speaker 2>but she pushed him away, called police and he ran off.

83
00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Cobs didn't find her that night, but tracked him down

84
00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:29.600
<v Speaker 2>the next day and he he had apparently tried to

85
00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:33.120
<v Speaker 2>come back again even after the toasucking didn't go after

86
00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:35.279
<v Speaker 2>it didn't go over as he had hoped it would.

87
00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:39.079
<v Speaker 2>Facing charges of burglary, stalking, sexual battery, and assault with

88
00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:41.319
<v Speaker 2>a tent to commit a felony.

89
00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:45.040
<v Speaker 1>He admitted to the whole thing. Where do they find him?

90
00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:46.879
<v Speaker 1>After he said they tracked him down. Is there a

91
00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:49.399
<v Speaker 1>shoe store? No no, he said he tried to come

92
00:04:49.439 --> 00:04:52.360
<v Speaker 1>back the next night. No, no, but when they tracked

93
00:04:52.399 --> 00:04:54.439
<v Speaker 1>him down. So they tracked him down when he was

94
00:04:54.439 --> 00:04:58.319
<v Speaker 1>at her house again. Yes, Oh okay, yeah, wow this

95
00:04:58.439 --> 00:04:59.120
<v Speaker 1>shoe store.

96
00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:03.319
<v Speaker 2>See this is it starts with the underneath the car

97
00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:04.439
<v Speaker 2>and the Walmart parking lot.

98
00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh that I think that might be bottom of

99
00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:09.360
<v Speaker 1>the barrel, Like, like, you know what I'm getting that, Bob, he.

100
00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:11.879
<v Speaker 2>Broke into a woman's house and was sucking on her

101
00:05:11.959 --> 00:05:13.480
<v Speaker 2>toes while she was asleep.

102
00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:15.839
<v Speaker 1>I know, but I think that you're doing underneath the

103
00:05:15.879 --> 00:05:19.240
<v Speaker 1>car in a Walmart parking lot late in your career

104
00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:20.720
<v Speaker 1>rock bottom.

105
00:05:20.759 --> 00:05:23.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, you're okay, you know what I'm saying this

106
00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:26.560
<v Speaker 2>the toast sucking would have been more the highlight of

107
00:05:26.639 --> 00:05:27.120
<v Speaker 2>the career.

108
00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this could be like weirdo. He's like still a

109
00:05:29.879 --> 00:05:32.920
<v Speaker 1>big time weirdo. We all know that. But it's there's

110
00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:37.560
<v Speaker 1>different levels he's doing all that. He'll be in a

111
00:05:37.639 --> 00:05:39.959
<v Speaker 1>in a Walmart parking lot probably, and it could be

112
00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:41.879
<v Speaker 1>a different park lot. Nothing on Walmart.

113
00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:44.839
<v Speaker 2>No, that's just that's just a foot fetter story that's

114
00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:46.399
<v Speaker 2>always stood out to us over the years.

115
00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:49.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it'll be about four years. Well he's

116
00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:51.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna have some prison time for this, I think, but

117
00:05:52.079 --> 00:05:54.079
<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, about five years. He'll be in the parking

118
00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:55.879
<v Speaker 1>lot underneath the car.

119
00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.240
<v Speaker 2>I confess and feel bad. Last week I did not

120
00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:03.199
<v Speaker 2>encountered what I felt were meet the threshold of what

121
00:06:03.279 --> 00:06:05.639
<v Speaker 2>could count as a potential headline of the week contender.

122
00:06:05.959 --> 00:06:10.120
<v Speaker 1>But it's fine. Last week is pasted.

123
00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:13.000
<v Speaker 2>It goes with it, ebbs and flows, these headlines of

124
00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:13.360
<v Speaker 2>the week.

125
00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:15.959
<v Speaker 1>So he only chooses them if they're if they're very

126
00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:18.519
<v Speaker 1>very nice ones, go ahead.

127
00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:21.759
<v Speaker 2>Man takes a Wii. It has his penis bitten off

128
00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:23.720
<v Speaker 2>by eleven foot snake in toilets.

129
00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:29.279
<v Speaker 1>Wowsers. I know it's over in Europe, but they said

130
00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:31.439
<v Speaker 1>it took a Wii, right.

131
00:06:31.319 --> 00:06:34.199
<v Speaker 2>This is I think this is in India. I believe

132
00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:38.079
<v Speaker 2>I have some visuals of this. Yes, there are pictures

133
00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:41.199
<v Speaker 2>on our Facebook page. If you're okay with waking up

134
00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:45.279
<v Speaker 2>to what an eleven foot snake can do to your junk.

135
00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:47.720
<v Speaker 1>It's probably a cod if it's probably a code, right,

136
00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:48.480
<v Speaker 1>it's India.

137
00:06:48.519 --> 00:06:51.279
<v Speaker 2>It's a python, which I think, Wait a second, pythons

138
00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:54.519
<v Speaker 2>don't really they do actually bite when they feel threatened.

139
00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:59.639
<v Speaker 2>They're usually squeezers, right, but this one bit bit the

140
00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:05.319
<v Speaker 2>cap right off man, severe blood loss. It looks like

141
00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:06.480
<v Speaker 2>it from the toilet pictures.

142
00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I really do not need to see that this early

143
00:07:09.079 --> 00:07:16.120
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Got a peak though so many texted in.

144
00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:19.160
<v Speaker 1>At two two five, two six, he went back to

145
00:07:19.199 --> 00:07:23.120
<v Speaker 1>give the other toes equal love. You're gonna be in

146
00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:25.040
<v Speaker 1>a Walmart partner a lot to one day. I can

147
00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:25.600
<v Speaker 1>feel it.

148
00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Stop with the footstuff, man, Just keep that to yourself,

149
00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:31.519
<v Speaker 2>A right, please please.

150
00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:34.319
<v Speaker 1>In Taco on demand, download the iHeartRadio app.

151
00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:35.319
<v Speaker 2>Going on