Speaker 1: Welcome everyone to another episode of Jeff's Bizarre Adventure. We
Speaker 1: know it's been a minute. We know some of you
Speaker 1: out there get a little anxious. We don't post for
Speaker 1: a while, but really, all we're doing is dragon ball
Speaker 1: Z storing our power so we can just release it
Speaker 1: all in one incredible episode. And I don't want to
Speaker 1: hype us up too much here, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: say that this episode you are listening to right here
Speaker 1: maybe the greatest episode of Jeff Jeffs of all time.
Speaker 1: And to start that off, we have Jeff backlar with
Speaker 1: an absolutely killer opening section.
Speaker 2: Take it away, Jeff, you could not be more right,
Speaker 2: mister ipatch Wolf. Let me tell you something. I brought
Speaker 2: my knife to the podcast today and I am very
Speaker 2: excited because I'm gonna stab somebody by the time this
Speaker 2: episode's over. If you're not agreeing with me on where
Speaker 2: we're going here with these two episodes, these delightful two episodes,
Speaker 2: these episodes that literally knocked my socks off, and I
Speaker 2: don't know where they went. Okay, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Thank you, John. I cannot wait to reciprocate the energy
Speaker 2: that you've brought to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, This is absolutely an energy that will be sustainable
Speaker 1: the entire podcast, especially from one to more.
Speaker 3: Hussein, I have mango flavored hand a sanitizer, which is
Speaker 3: very very cool, Tam No, It's just it goes on
Speaker 3: my hand and it smells like mango.
Speaker 2: It's very nice. Send send it.
Speaker 3: Who fucking cares? Man, Well, don't eat it.
Speaker 2: That's what we're saying. Don't need it, please, I will
Speaker 2: eat it.
Speaker 3: I will eat it right now.
Speaker 4: This is the new Tide Pods.
Speaker 1: Do it.
Speaker 3: It went in my mouth a little bit, and tell you.
Speaker 1: I like it. Tim, You are understanding yourself. You devey
Speaker 1: that entire thing. And that's the kind of madness you
Speaker 1: can expect from this new era of Jeff Jeff from
Speaker 1: our adventure head it up by our Galactic Champion. It's
Speaker 1: Lucy James Galactic Champion.
Speaker 4: Thank you for using my correct title. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm I don't know if I can fucking sustain it. Boys,
Speaker 4: I'm too British.
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I am ready to go to bed.
Speaker 1: I mean it's for you, you know, I'm spent now.
Speaker 2: And oh good night, guys, yeah, good night.
Speaker 1: But anyway, is it cool to Jeff? Is it cool
Speaker 1: to do like a four minute episode or is that
Speaker 1: generally fair enough.
Speaker 2: If we could just say one word about each episode
Speaker 2: and then I think we've done our work here.
Speaker 1: So how's it going. It's it's been a little bit.
Speaker 1: There's been traveling, there's been there's been all kinds of
Speaker 1: work stuff. I missed you, guys, missed.
Speaker 2: You like wise likewise, I uh, and I missed JoJo's.
Speaker 2: I really did, because it took me a minute to
Speaker 2: kind of like ground myself and be like, where.
Speaker 3: Are we again?
Speaker 2: What's happening again?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: The alien?
Speaker 4: Okay, Jeff for you specifically? Yes, no, not yesterday, day
Speaker 4: before yesterday? What day is it today? Friday, Wednesday? This week?
Speaker 4: Guess who I was talking to.
Speaker 2: There's no way for me to know.
Speaker 4: Well, you're the voice actor for your favorite Jojo Joe Touro.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you were.
Speaker 4: But it was the English dub, which I've never watched.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but it was Matt message.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're a liar.
Speaker 4: It was it was it was still he could still
Speaker 4: do it. You can still do that, you know all
Speaker 4: that ship that you love about him.
Speaker 2: Wait in the dub, does he just go like good grief?
Speaker 2: How do we do it.
Speaker 1: Instead of I don't know. I have still, but it's
Speaker 1: been a while.
Speaker 2: Because he's just like, oh you guys, good Gray Jeff.
Speaker 1: That's the weird part. That's his exact Voice's so weird.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the fight with Kira when he was like, nice, watch,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna break it your face.
Speaker 3: That is sounds like Shaggy from Scooby.
Speaker 2: We're real, we didn't.
Speaker 4: Starting them, we didn't get our money from the Speedwagon Foundation,
Speaker 4: and now the school is gonna close.
Speaker 2: We need to do some kind of Kochi's Scooby Doo.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: We all agree, that's that's good.
Speaker 1: That's the weirdest part, especially when he's like Rames wrangleoldist.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's part of the reason why recording has been
Speaker 4: so late, because I was doing that. So I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: but it was. They had a nice Jo Joe connection.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Did you tell him about me? Did you
Speaker 2: talk about me?
Speaker 1: Dear? What did you tell him about us? Lucy?
Speaker 2: Just like you obviously mentioned the podcast, like.
Speaker 1: It's just just as like a ragtag crew and all
Speaker 1: the misadventures were always getting up to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh no, I'm sorry, we didn't that we talked
Speaker 4: about video games.
Speaker 2: Actually not once, not even I was like, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Got some I got some friends who would be would
Speaker 4: be chill, you know.
Speaker 2: Well maybe not for long, but oh no, this changes
Speaker 2: a few things about the course of the episode.
Speaker 1: I want to say, where do you feel like the
Speaker 1: tone has kind of Yeah, yeah, that was that. I
Speaker 1: put a lot of work into kind of making it,
Speaker 1: you know, energetic there at the start.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, but it's okay because we watched two of the
Speaker 4: best episodes I think of this season, and I really
Speaker 4: enjoyed them. I would this morning we tied and Bushy Tailed,
Speaker 4: because I'm still a bit jet lagged, so I'm waking up.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I am slightly and shocked hearing that.
Speaker 6: Really you didn't like I like, she thinks it's the
Speaker 6: best too, No, I said, or that she was bushy tailed,
Speaker 6: bright eyed and bushy yeah.
Speaker 2: Which one John.
Speaker 1: More so that these would be two of the best episodes.
Speaker 4: In two of the most enjoyable episodes of me because
Speaker 4: it was a good balance of like the stand ship
Speaker 4: and then the creepy Ship.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm gonna say, I like, there's parts of the
Speaker 1: first one I like, and we'll get into it. But
Speaker 1: the entire nearly the entirety of the terror, that the
Speaker 1: the the big electric it just does nothing for me.
Speaker 2: This Oh really wow.
Speaker 4: I love the fact that every single time they come
Speaker 4: against the stand user, they somehow befriend them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fun. That also, So, Jeff, you mentioned last
Speaker 1: PEC podcast, how like there's kind of.
Speaker 5: Like JoJo's Yeah, do you remember I was on it,
Speaker 5: Like we talked yesterday, John, Oh, that's gone for me now.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jeff, that was so weird. We did
Speaker 1: not talk. Jeff, I have a set amount of errors.
Speaker 1: I am paid to talk to you, and we do not.
Speaker 2: You got me there, I legit cracked up because I
Speaker 2: was you had such conviction. Uh, you're right, I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Once again. I'm surprised you are not a tower boy.
Speaker 1: No, like, Okay, I think it. Well, okay, I I
Speaker 1: I another dagger to the heart, Tim, Do you agree
Speaker 1: with this? So Jeff made a point last night, but
Speaker 1: how occasionally Iraqi's writing could get a little children in
Speaker 1: the playgroundy where it's like, well, well, my stand does this,
Speaker 1: and I can do. I feel like the Terror episode
Speaker 1: is twenty minutes of that. Oh yeah, I think he
Speaker 1: has a knife in his hand and he wears a mask,
Speaker 1: and it's just.
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty I think it's pretty crazy that
Speaker 3: this dude that they're encountering on the tower is like
Speaker 3: the whole thing is like he's hard to catch and
Speaker 3: keeps trying to get away, and Oko Yosu has a
Speaker 3: ability which allows him to remove the distance between himself
Speaker 3: and another person, thus me making it so that he
Speaker 3: could literally use his stand to grab that dude in
Speaker 3: an instant, and he just does not do it, like
Speaker 3: oh what, He's just standing there the entire time, like
Speaker 3: what are you doing? You moron?
Speaker 2: Well, we can't have this selective scrutiny. I mean, I
Speaker 2: think you know you're you're not wrong, Tam, and we
Speaker 2: all agree.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it just needs to do better generally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's well, he's just a stupid bitch, you know,
Speaker 2: like that comes down Yeah dumb you guys, is it
Speaker 2: not clear?
Speaker 3: I did not say that.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I look, I think we all have gifts in different departments.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes I like Oka Yasu feel like a
Speaker 1: bit of a dumb dumb and so, you know, Jeff,
Speaker 1: I take issue with your characterization of my of my
Speaker 1: soul brother here.
Speaker 2: Oh that you're doing yourself a disservice. There, you're you know,
Speaker 2: you're you're more a well I don't have the answer. No,
Speaker 2: you're a Rohan for sure. That's your soul brother.
Speaker 1: I think you've ever said to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there's just you guys like you could
Speaker 2: cosplay as I think in a very effortless way.
Speaker 4: Who would mind be? Would mind be the crazy girl
Speaker 4: with the hair?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I didn't even have to finish this finish.
Speaker 2: You didn't even you don't even have to cosplay. You
Speaker 2: don't have that much as to leave the house. You
Speaker 2: know you're doing it.
Speaker 1: I think Rohan shows a lot of midriff and I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know I could pull that off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you've got the suspenders for the job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've all seen him, that's true.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it doesn't start off in the tower, but it
Speaker 1: starts off with is our boy Yeshiro, who is Kiro's father,
Speaker 1: and just for anyone who is maybe coming into this
Speaker 1: episode having never listened to an episode before, a haunted
Speaker 1: photograph who flies through the sky and shoots a magical
Speaker 1: Egyptian arrow with people that turns them into superpowered. Well
Speaker 1: not that it gives them ghost friends. It gives them
Speaker 1: ghost friends, and that's that's that's kind of what's happening here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that he is seeking his son Kira, who is a
Speaker 1: serial killer who wants to kill people so badly that
Speaker 1: his nails grow fast.
Speaker 4: And sorry, you see when you when you say it
Speaker 4: like that sounds I mean you just you spell it
Speaker 4: out like that, it sounds really dumb. But there's actually
Speaker 4: a lot of there's a lot of layers to it.
Speaker 1: And there is a lot.
Speaker 4: Of a lot of societal norms that have been challenged
Speaker 4: that I just don't think we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something we can get into. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: my kids off from school today, all right, this morning,
Speaker 2: I'm watching the first episode and it comes into the
Speaker 2: office and he gets a glimpse of this polaroid person
Speaker 2: and it's just like, Dad, what are you watching? Right
Speaker 2: like verbatim in that cadence the whole thing, And I
Speaker 2: was just like.
Speaker 4: Sorry, why are you making dib like some theater kid? Dad,
Speaker 4: what are you watching?
Speaker 1: Because he's dramatic, he espically breaking into song Lucy just.
Speaker 3: He is the opening line on the sunny Light commercial.
Speaker 7: Yeah, basically that's pretty accurate.
Speaker 2: So Dad, what do you want? Like could not believe
Speaker 2: it was in disgust by like what he was seeing,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what you've never seen someone's like ghost, Dad,
Speaker 2: live inside of a perforated polaroid holding a magic ghost
Speaker 2: creating narrow before what's wrong with you? Kid?
Speaker 4: Hey, that's not on him, that's on that's on parenting.
Speaker 2: That's that's on society's that's on the American school system
Speaker 2: is what it's on. So but like you're you describing
Speaker 2: it in the way you did, and combined with his
Speaker 2: just like bat shit insane reaction to like what I
Speaker 2: was looking at, Like, Yeah, this show is incredibly weird.
Speaker 3: Is he incredible? Is he controlling the flight? Does he
Speaker 3: have complete control of where he flies? Or is he
Speaker 3: great question? I was under the impression he was using wind.
Speaker 2: He seems he seems incredibly in control.
Speaker 1: I imagine he has as much control over it as
Speaker 1: an expert kitesman might have over their kite.
Speaker 2: That yeah, is it a kitesman?
Speaker 1: I have noight. I do hope because I do host
Speaker 1: another podcast with someone who loves kites, so I should
Speaker 1: know this but I don't.
Speaker 3: He is he ninety years old?
Speaker 2: He is nice, Yeah, ninety.
Speaker 1: We don't think that the Podwick Cut podcast has a
Speaker 1: lot of runway left. Oh yeah, it's going to be
Speaker 1: very sad anyway, not unlike this podcast, which is pure joy.
Speaker 1: So you share a funds of sun and he basically
Speaker 1: is able to spot Kira because he can see Kira's
Speaker 1: murder nails.
Speaker 2: Growing in a crowd of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so badly. And basically what he has now done
Speaker 1: is created, as far as we know, three brand new
Speaker 1: stand users to keep Joe ske and those meddlesome meddlesome
Speaker 1: heroes busy.
Speaker 4: We're basically just saying that Jojo is JoJo's is Scooby Doo.
Speaker 2: Now he's across between Looney Tunes and Looney Tunes and
Speaker 2: Scooby Doo.
Speaker 4: I think no, just like even the whole the whole thing,
Speaker 4: you know, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I mean like I feel, I feel like you.
Speaker 1: Shiro is like one line away from saying, if it
Speaker 1: wasn't for those meddlesome kids, my son could kill as
Speaker 1: indiscriminately as he wants.
Speaker 4: Even today, we did kind of get like a mask reveal.
Speaker 4: You know, I was just gonna say, just Scooby doo anyway,
Speaker 4: so those nails.
Speaker 1: Grow it's him.
Speaker 2: It was just so insane because he was like, I
Speaker 2: know those nails anywhere. There's a father son connection that
Speaker 2: can't be broken. There. He is my flesh and blood.
Speaker 1: Have you ever said that of it too?
Speaker 2: No? I have no connection to him whatsoever.
Speaker 4: Long of Dibb's nails right now.
Speaker 2: We just cut them. How badly does he want to
Speaker 2: murder people? We'll find out when they start growing back again.
Speaker 2: But right now I've seen pretty can hear that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's just Is that a ghost? What's happening?
Speaker 1: But it's just some terrifying ghost echo.
Speaker 2: Is that you, Lucy? I think it's you, Lucy? It
Speaker 2: was like, whoa.
Speaker 4: Wow, all right, it's probably outside of I was gonna
Speaker 4: say the bus outside of Thames.
Speaker 3: It might be a bus whatever.
Speaker 2: This episode haunted whatever.
Speaker 4: It's only if only we had some meddling kids to
Speaker 4: solve the mask off.
Speaker 1: We get a little shot at Kuechie and he appears
Speaker 1: to being stopped. Appears to be being stalked by some
Speaker 1: white haired mystery person.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 1: We also see a strange man hovering in outside Roman's
Speaker 1: house and Rohan notices that Hayato is filming what seems
Speaker 1: to be an ordinary office worker. He's like, who's that
Speaker 1: fucking kid over there filming that guy?
Speaker 2: We've got a little camcorder. What's going on over there?
Speaker 4: I don't like that little kid with the cam creepy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We get a scene of Joe Ski and Okaya
Speaker 1: Suit walking along, I guess walking on their way to
Speaker 1: school when they find a pair of binoculars. Who am, surprise, surprise,
Speaker 1: turns out to be our alien friend.
Speaker 4: You know you know what? I completely forgot about the
Speaker 4: alien friend?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you thought that was going to be
Speaker 1: a one episode.
Speaker 4: No, well, hang on, I'm still waiting for the for
Speaker 4: the answer about the man who appeared in the middle
Speaker 4: of the night all those years ago with the same
Speaker 4: haircut as Oh, yeah, yeah, we haven't. We haven't revisited that,
Speaker 4: have we?
Speaker 1: Wait, we have, let me tell you, Lucy, I'm still
Speaker 1: fucking waiting.
Speaker 2: So there's that, and there's also the oh didn't the
Speaker 2: alien Like, wasn't the alien looking for his mom or something?
Speaker 1: The alien a woman come to him and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's always pretending to be an alien.
Speaker 2: We're going to close that we're going to close that loop.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what? You know what else we're not
Speaker 1: going to close? Remember oks his.
Speaker 2: Dad sure o the faking the attic.
Speaker 1: He I mean, he'll be around, He's just not going
Speaker 1: to do anything.
Speaker 3: Christ you know that his his character design is inspired
Speaker 3: by legalis.
Speaker 4: I can tell?
Speaker 2: Shut up? There's also a good joke or is it real?
Speaker 4: There is also a thing where I noticed where he
Speaker 4: looked out over and it looked like they taking the
Speaker 4: Hobbit's diizes and guard moment.
Speaker 2: I'm like this, Orlando Blue Mass motherfucker, what are we doing?
Speaker 4: Orlando Bloom and Leglass is not even the hottest blonde
Speaker 4: elf in the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies.
Speaker 4: That is thrand Wheel Because my god, Lee Pace that Okay,
Speaker 4: google him right now, Google right now?
Speaker 1: What's what's his name? Lucy Lee Pace the Hobbit? Just
Speaker 1: ye wait wait no, hang on, you said that elf?
Speaker 1: I don't care?
Speaker 2: Is Horter? You're wrong?
Speaker 4: Are you joking? Not? At? Have you seen the foundation
Speaker 4: on what'd you call it?
Speaker 2: Uh? Apple TV?
Speaker 4: Apple TV?
Speaker 2: Nope, I'm not, dude, he's so hot?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yep, yepels a piece ass. I agree yeah,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 4: Like a whole episode of The Foundation where he's just
Speaker 4: like nude for some reason. I haven't got that yet,
Speaker 4: but my friend told me that I should hurry up
Speaker 4: and continue watching that show.
Speaker 2: Oh, hurry up and marry him. Okay, all right, well
Speaker 2: there goes that.
Speaker 1: So all right, bad to marrying this fictional elf, if
Speaker 1: only not for his sexuality.
Speaker 4: No, no, the elf is a gay. The actor is gay.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, he.
Speaker 4: Says he's remember he's dated. I don't know. I think
Speaker 4: he's bisexual. Hey, the Stellar chants.
Speaker 2: The Stellar chants, we're back and playing.
Speaker 1: Yay, yep, game on.
Speaker 4: He's married to a man. The game's over.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, look, penalty time. But Lucy, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 1: They're still there's still like s little okay, so okay, yes,
Speaker 1: and Joe's k Then encounter a man who lives in
Speaker 1: a pylon. And the man is completely self sufficient. He
Speaker 1: has a sleeping bag, he has a fishing rod with
Speaker 1: that she catches fish and I'm gonna I'm gonna skip
Speaker 1: over a small little bit of the plot here. He
Speaker 1: defecates all over. Okay, he does so fast, hearn.
Speaker 2: Why is it sparkling. Why is it all sparkling and
Speaker 2: not actual pp and do.
Speaker 1: Do because the dialogue, the dialogue does very clearly point
Speaker 1: out that it is It is shit and piss. It
Speaker 1: is what?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but the visuals tell a different story.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like maybe you can't show that in
Speaker 4: an anime.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe I got the censored version added again Netflix?
Speaker 2: Are we?
Speaker 4: I mean there was sense it on crunchy roll too.
Speaker 4: If it was actual poop in it, I don't know, John,
Speaker 4: you've read the manga. Is the actual ship in there?
Speaker 1: Don't recall you can see actual fecal matter in the spray?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you I've had a long, hard day's
Speaker 1: work for thing I'm gonna do once we finish up
Speaker 1: this podcast is crack open part for and she just
Speaker 1: be like, let's see if we can find shit particles
Speaker 1: in here?
Speaker 2: And also, guys, if we're gonna pick nits here? Okay,
Speaker 2: fucking uh? You know guess what? You can't like water
Speaker 2: crops with piss. That's not what you can fertilize with
Speaker 2: duty is right? Yes, but like he was just watering
Speaker 2: his flowers with shit and piss.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jeff, if I could if I could just interject
Speaker 1: there for a second, please reminded me it's the Jeff
Speaker 1: backlar crop circle explanation. Minute go for Jeff. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is this is our third time. I want to defend
Speaker 1: Jeff here because I have seen a lot of people
Speaker 1: really getting on his case about this. He has been
Speaker 1: very busy the first two times, which is why he
Speaker 1: could completely fail to explain anything. I have always believed
Speaker 1: in Jeff, and I have no doubt at all that
Speaker 1: he is about to wow us with an incredible explanation
Speaker 1: of crop circles. Jeff, take get away, buddy.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't talking about crop circles. We're not going
Speaker 2: back to crop circles. Crop circles are off the table.
Speaker 2: What is on the table right now.
Speaker 1: Is I just thought that, you know, because you made
Speaker 1: it out like crop circles could be so easily explained,
Speaker 1: and here we are for a third time and just
Speaker 1: just rope it still. Okay, it's the rope thing again.
Speaker 1: The answer that's that's unbelievable, Jeff. That is really that
Speaker 1: is really stuck.
Speaker 2: Rope and wood, just wood and rope in any order. Listen,
Speaker 2: you can't water your flowers with piss piss will kill
Speaker 2: the flowers. That's what happens. You ever see when a
Speaker 2: dog pisses on the grass and then you go back
Speaker 2: like three days later, what's up with that grass thriving?
Speaker 2: Is that grass thriving or is it completely dead?
Speaker 4: What happens two plants?
Speaker 3: Pete?
Speaker 2: Wait, what happens to garden.
Speaker 4: Plants if they are watered with pure urine?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I enter those weirdos who drink urine because they
Speaker 1: think it makes you live longer.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know if are they filtering
Speaker 2: the urine.
Speaker 4: Plant root cells have a semi permeable membrane which will
Speaker 4: allow small molecules such as water in, but not larger.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got your answer. Sounds like it.
Speaker 4: Urine can be used as a plant as a plant fertilizer,
Speaker 4: but it would need to futilized and it would be
Speaker 4: need to be diluted by about ten times to not
Speaker 4: kill the plants.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's it does go into a little
Speaker 1: contraption and then shoot out. Yes, I think Iraqi's got
Speaker 1: you on this one, Jeff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't worry, dude. I'm on a website called growth.
Speaker 2: I've invested, I know and I've invested.
Speaker 4: Human urine has been used as a garden fertilizer for
Speaker 4: thousands of years.
Speaker 2: Fertilizer, not irrigator.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also, did you know how is it Romans used
Speaker 4: to wash their clothes in like they used to gather
Speaker 4: up urine and then use the the stuff in it
Speaker 4: to wash. They used to like that was cool. Yeah, ammonia,
Speaker 4: that was it from piss to watch the wash that ship.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure we can move We can move on from
Speaker 2: the pists and ship tube that our body has what's
Speaker 2: his name? I couldn't I couldn't place it. Who the
Speaker 2: guy in the town? What's his name?
Speaker 1: Toya heronch Oh? Are you talking about his stand earth
Speaker 1: Wind and Fire?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I knew that. I remember that. I just toyo Hero, right,
Speaker 2: toyot Hero? Yeah, got it? Okay, So TOYR Hero is like,
Speaker 2: don't you boys come over here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called Superfly Superfly No excuse me, sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's our alien friend. Who's Who's Who's and is earth
Speaker 1: Wind and Fire? So but Toya Hero, the man in
Speaker 1: the pylon is basically you boys stay away from my pylon.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, what the hell, we will and
Speaker 1: then Joe K enters the pylon only to become trapped
Speaker 1: in it because in the plot twists of all plot twists,
Speaker 1: the pylon is a giant stand thoughts.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I like it too. I think it's fun. Wait,
Speaker 2: we've had ships that have been entire stands, We've had
Speaker 2: other kinds of inanimate objects b stands. Right, the entirety
Speaker 2: of the sun, but also the.
Speaker 4: Fact that it's like a giant spider's web.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like some weird metal fortress, invisible fortress.
Speaker 2: If you go in, you can't come out, you turn
Speaker 2: into like metal, Like that's kind of neat spidery.
Speaker 1: The effects of Joe K turning metal when he tries
Speaker 1: to exit pretty fuck really fucking cool.
Speaker 3: Pretty cool, right Termina.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally. So basically Toya hero has this. He
Speaker 1: has this weird condition where the stand where one only
Speaker 1: one person can leave, and so he needed to bring
Speaker 1: someone into the stand in order for himself to escape.
Speaker 2: One in, one out, one in, one out. But apparently
Speaker 2: they have to be a stand user also, right, I
Speaker 2: think that, I think they I think explains that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so basically this locks Joe Skate
Speaker 1: into this stand battle with Toya Hero where only one
Speaker 1: person can leave the pylon, and if Joek tries to
Speaker 1: leave it, he will become terminated, but not like in
Speaker 1: the traditional the cool way. Yeah, yeah, not the cool way.
Speaker 1: And so the first thing that has to try is like, well, okay,
Speaker 1: we're just going to beat the fuck out of this proylon.
Speaker 1: And so they they they double team it from both
Speaker 1: sides and they beat the fuck out of that thing only.
Speaker 4: For its intriguing phrasing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for the human resources number.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gave this is not their jurisdiction. We actually
Speaker 2: had an incident and then we found out they have
Speaker 2: no authority here.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's deeply sorry. Well I'm going to soldier
Speaker 1: on here. Read your contract next time, buddy, God damn it, contract, Lucy.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say this with one hundred percent honesty.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I don't know, jojo with We've been doing this ship
Speaker 9: for almost three years.
Speaker 2: So that's a good one. That's that's pretty good, mostly
Speaker 2: at your expense, but still very good.
Speaker 4: You know, we weren't a tight ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah we should do. I'm not involved, just stand ship.
Speaker 1: So basically, this this, this double pummeling does not work.
Speaker 1: This this, this pending from both sides, pounded from both
Speaker 1: ends is ineffective somehow, and it is. Basically it's because
Speaker 1: the kinetic force of their attacks gets re rooted through
Speaker 1: the power through the tower and then bounced back at
Speaker 1: both Oka Yasu and.
Speaker 4: Joe's Yep, that makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: Carry on, what what what did you all make of
Speaker 1: this moment?
Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of cool. Again. I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna zig or your zag and Lucy and
Speaker 2: I seem to be it's pretty neat.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I think here's the thing, right, I
Speaker 1: just don't think. I just don't think Toyohiro is like interesting,
Speaker 1: Like his whole self sufficiency things kind of interesting. But
Speaker 1: other than that, he feels if you couldn't okay, if
Speaker 1: there was a jojo wrestling game and you could create
Speaker 1: your own stand user. I feel like this guy is
Speaker 1: just someone hit random.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is personality?
Speaker 1: Yeah kinda, But isn't that everyone there?
Speaker 4: Aren't we all in this rich tapestry of life?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Everyone in jojo just a random character generator.
Speaker 1: There is there is like a kind of Jojo stand
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm going to be obsessive over one thing. Also,
Speaker 1: my ghost will murder you. Like, yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: he's a bit like that.
Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah, maybe if there was more about
Speaker 4: him being really trapped in there and wanting to leave
Speaker 4: or like he got going.
Speaker 1: There is a little bit where like he he doesn't
Speaker 1: like people, and he's he's a lower leg.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's been there for months and he says
Speaker 2: he hasn't even yeah, and he says he hasn't even
Speaker 2: been down on the ground in three months and something
Speaker 2: like that. I think it's interesting. I think it's neat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, not beating the and I'm quoting Jeff
Speaker 1: Butckler here, not beating the dumb bitch allegations gets a
Speaker 1: huge like it takes serious damage and a gash on
Speaker 1: his side from this attack, and it is.
Speaker 4: Can I just say how long it takes for you know,
Speaker 4: his best bud who has a stand, who can heal
Speaker 4: him up to do anything or acknowledge his injury by
Speaker 4: the way, just never just never heals him up. It's
Speaker 4: just that they're bleeding out from the side.
Speaker 1: Yep, and Twitter hero has seen enough. He's like cool,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm out of here. I don't need this. But
Speaker 1: just as he tries to escape by abseiling down a
Speaker 1: power line, our buddy, our alien friend, appears once again.
Speaker 1: I was struggled with this good Mike attacker and he
Speaker 1: has been shape shifting as the power line and kind
Speaker 1: of redirects toy Hero back into the tower, allowing Joe
Speaker 1: Skate to escape.
Speaker 4: Loved it.
Speaker 2: No problems, No, no.
Speaker 4: Smart of the alien guy.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, no, I mean Tom, what what do you
Speaker 1: what do you? What do you think of this?
Speaker 2: But buddy, uh, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think it's a very good way of him to
Speaker 3: prove his worth, because that was his whole point, right.
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm gonna prove my worth and then
Speaker 3: he immediately just gets his ass kicked. It's it's good
Speaker 3: for shock value. But after that, I was like, was
Speaker 3: that useful? Did you just make everything a little hard
Speaker 3: off everyone else?
Speaker 1: And then okay, this is the bit where I think
Speaker 1: I just start to separate out from what's happening here.
Speaker 1: So Toyo Hero is back in the tower and now
Speaker 1: his kind of tailor opponent is Mikataka and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have knives in my hands, like from the callouses
Speaker 1: John in his hand right.
Speaker 2: Now, hold on, yes, I do this. Where do you
Speaker 2: think this came from.
Speaker 4: Callouses on his hand?
Speaker 2: The callouses?
Speaker 1: Callous is in your hand? I just I guess I'm
Speaker 1: not quite sure what the mechanics are of hiding a
Speaker 1: bladed weapon in your hand callouses.
Speaker 2: The roles that we switch off on this podcast are
Speaker 2: in insane. I think it is insane.
Speaker 1: I think if people were doing a commentary podcast on
Speaker 1: this podcast, they would be like John and Jeff's character
Speaker 1: have just completely switched.
Speaker 2: It from They'd be like, stop, they're doing it again.
Speaker 2: They're switching roles. This is bullshit. Now now John's a believer.
Speaker 2: It's just it's crazy consistent I find crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's something and.
Speaker 4: Sure is what have you been talking about for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah and so and basically at this point, toyr Hero
Speaker 1: is like cutting power lines and firing them at at
Speaker 1: Mikitaka and it's all very.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 1: I know, I know Iraqi is big into improv and
Speaker 1: I know he's big into kind of like you know,
Speaker 1: feeling things out in the moment. There is just a
Speaker 1: point in this stand battle where it kind of newly
Speaker 1: just stops making any sense to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's talking about playing billiards for like five minutes.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 8: Completely, Yeah, I don't think it's a very I think
Speaker 8: the set up for a standard that is a pylon
Speaker 8: is cool, but then I think the ability it has
Speaker 8: is very not cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the whole redirecting energy thing, and he taps
Speaker 1: the bars of it with his hand knife and that
Speaker 1: shoots kinetic.
Speaker 3: It's just, yeah, surprising that a pylon doesn't have an
Speaker 3: electricity based a belly.
Speaker 2: Pilon pilon, That's that's what they're called. They're referred to
Speaker 2: in in Europe. I'm I'm assuming, Oh, like a tower.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever called it a pylon, but
Speaker 3: I know it is a pylon.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I've never heard it called that.
Speaker 1: What do you call it, Jeff?
Speaker 2: Just like an electricity tower or a pergy tower?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, are all towers not electricity towers?
Speaker 2: Certainly not. There's some of them are buildings. What do
Speaker 2: you mean?
Speaker 1: I mean? I mean, I mean, yeah, how many buildings
Speaker 1: got run with the electricity?
Speaker 2: Jeff? Uh, the Statue of Liberty is a tower? That
Speaker 2: doesn't it's not a tower. I don't really have any
Speaker 2: what do you like?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 2: What's the trying to pull a fast one here and
Speaker 2: slowing down the boom slow one, carry on.
Speaker 1: And so then we also get like, we get like
Speaker 1: a few little sections where it's I don't know how
Speaker 1: to put this. A strange man is at Rohan's door,
Speaker 1: and that's the scene.
Speaker 4: Hate that man.
Speaker 2: He's the best.
Speaker 4: He's funny, but it's just his there's something about his
Speaker 4: face that makes me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: His whole ship is next, but I love him. Canodo?
Speaker 4: Oh you remember his name.
Speaker 2: I'm just on the website. I'm not going to take
Speaker 2: I'm not going to steal any credit here.
Speaker 1: Speaking of not stealing credit, to know that we're getting
Speaker 1: this from the Jojo fandom wiki, which is created by
Speaker 1: a group of fine people. Us make it well, No,
Speaker 1: not us, Jeff. There there's people who actually write this
Speaker 1: and do a great job and make the entirety of
Speaker 1: this podcast feasible for us. So thank you to those people.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: And so that's kind of the episode. Thoughts friends, good ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's good. We didn't talk about this
Speaker 2: at all, but I'd like to just pop this in there.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't love the time stamps in this
Speaker 2: whole thing. I thought those were.
Speaker 4: Gave made me feel like the shining a little bit.
Speaker 2: I appreciated, like the thing it was going for, and
Speaker 2: like what they were trying to do playing with time
Speaker 2: and sort of establishing you know, this out is this
Speaker 2: story out of order for me for whatever reason, it
Speaker 2: like wasn't effective and even more indicative in this part
Speaker 2: too that we're going to get into here right now.
Speaker 2: I thought they really lost the threading on like making
Speaker 2: the uh chapter markers in the timestams like effective, like
Speaker 2: I just I don't. I don't think they stuck the
Speaker 2: landing with that. It all felt a little kind of
Speaker 2: like I'm unuseful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this is the kind of thing where
Speaker 1: it is a very different thing in like manga form,
Speaker 1: and I think it's it's harder when you start trying
Speaker 1: to work stuff in like this with the pacing of
Speaker 1: a with the pacing of you know, like an anime.
Speaker 1: And it doesn't super work for me either, So I'm okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Cards on the table, I think this is my least
Speaker 1: favorite part of part four, and are really always like
Speaker 1: even when I'm rereading and stuff, I always feel like
Speaker 1: this is a speed bump before we get to the
Speaker 1: actual me and like, you know, start really tying things off,
Speaker 1: and it just kind of always feels a bit unnecessary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were alluding to that last time, and I
Speaker 2: sort of like remember that watching these two. I think
Speaker 2: these two are fairly strong and maybe you know, I
Speaker 2: guess I was bracing for something that maybe never delivered.
Speaker 2: But there is a there are four parts to this
Speaker 2: July fifteenth storyline, so maybe three and four really are
Speaker 2: going to disappoint us in a big way.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 2: We'll find out next time. But yeah, and again this
Speaker 2: freaking the Architect character. I just I don't know what's
Speaker 2: going on there, but I love every second of this guy.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I I really really enjoy I
Speaker 1: really enjoy him.
Speaker 2: I just it's he's genuinely silly and weird and funny,
Speaker 2: like genuinely funny.
Speaker 4: That's something way I was faced. It is like Uncanny Valley,
Speaker 4: uncomfortable for me, but I still love the character.
Speaker 1: We open up on this second episode. What's happened has
Speaker 1: happened at this point is make attack is I guess
Speaker 1: he has been stapled to the pylon, right and he
Speaker 1: appears to be in serious trouble.
Speaker 2: He's still like half a body, right he is.
Speaker 1: And there is this weird moment where, like where to here,
Speaker 1: toyr Hero tries to like cut him with his hand knife.
Speaker 1: I feel like calling it a hand knife is not
Speaker 1: getting across how fucking strange this thing is.
Speaker 2: It's it's like a it's like a switch blade that
Speaker 2: comes out of a callous cute like knuckle.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, And so his callous knife he kind of
Speaker 1: like tries to stab up and make attack's body, but
Speaker 1: make attack is like, that wasn't actually my body, that
Speaker 1: was just a normal wire. I'm sure someone out there
Speaker 1: has listened to the entirety of this podcast without ever
Speaker 1: watching JoJo's I just feel like that's something that's happened,
Speaker 1: and it's in moments like that, I really feel for
Speaker 1: this person. How can you visualize what we were even
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: Draw it? Can you draw it and then send it
Speaker 2: in a week?
Speaker 1: Admit? I would make that a weekly section. That would
Speaker 1: be incredible. So this is also when and this is
Speaker 1: just this is again where I'm just like, what are
Speaker 1: we doing with this? Woken stand user Toya Hero begins
Speaker 1: peeling off his own face, revealing that he wears multiple
Speaker 1: Latex masks because he doesn't want people to know his identity.
Speaker 2: I think one would be fine, but sure you do you.
Speaker 4: Oh, if you have a warm like liquid Latex or
Speaker 4: any of that kind of stuff. But that that she
Speaker 4: gets hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some kind of stuff happens Joe's k I think
Speaker 1: I get a little moddy about the order of events here.
Speaker 1: Josk re enters the electric tower as Jeff would insist
Speaker 1: on putting it.
Speaker 2: Thanks, now, I understand, you know.
Speaker 1: Jeff, I'm all about making compromises.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1: You should try it.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 1: And I just think there's a deeply unsatisfying conclusion here
Speaker 1: where basically.
Speaker 2: They get mucked up in their own bullshit. Here the
Speaker 2: hero it taps.
Speaker 1: The pylon with his knife hands, and then Joe ska
Speaker 1: reveals that his stand can redirect energy, and then the
Speaker 1: energy comes back to the spot that the taps happened,
Speaker 1: or toy Hero's face now is, and dude gets sucked
Speaker 1: up and stand fight over and.
Speaker 4: I just hold up, you know what, I'm just gonna
Speaker 4: say it. If Joe too had done this, you guys
Speaker 4: would love it.
Speaker 2: Did Lucy just pick up on something.
Speaker 1: What do you What are you trying to say, Lucy?
Speaker 4: No, just like because it was it was like I
Speaker 4: can I can imagine.
Speaker 3: Yojo doing it, time to do it, and that's fundamentally
Speaker 3: a cooler thing, right, but he.
Speaker 1: Would he would also obliterately toy Hero's body with the
Speaker 1: mini fists of Star Platinum. Lucy, look, it's a safe
Speaker 1: space here, Like, what are you trying to say?
Speaker 4: I just feel like you guys don't like Joe's as much.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that there's been any ambiguity of it. Joe
Speaker 1: sk he's the worst.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know that to be true because I
Speaker 2: haven't seen the entirety of the series, but I don't
Speaker 2: like him. But like he's just got like a steak
Speaker 2: filet on his head and he just sort of like
Speaker 2: it's just uninteresting.
Speaker 4: But I feel like jo Toro got away with some
Speaker 4: ship that we were all like, oh, it's great because
Speaker 4: it's Joe too. It's so she likes that fucking in
Speaker 4: the Simpsons where they push Snowball two out of.
Speaker 2: The way, right, that's very funny.
Speaker 1: But but when when Joe Ski does something, he goes.
Speaker 2: Exactly and John, I'm gonna do a wrestling thing. Tell
Speaker 2: me if I'm right. Jo Doo is basically like Orange
Speaker 2: Cassidy in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: I could see that.
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Okay, so for like the four people who understand that,
Speaker 2: is that a drink? Nope, it's like a it's a
Speaker 2: very nonchalants a wrestler and his power is being this dude.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Orange Cassidy. Yeah, it's Macklemore with like his hands
Speaker 2: in his pocket.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is Orange Cassidy's whole stick. When the
Speaker 1: announcer announces it is coming out, he's like from wherever,
Speaker 1: waiting whatever, And yeah.
Speaker 2: He's just like, can't be bothered, I'm here, I'm wrestling whatever.
Speaker 3: Dude, he looks like he looks like a dude that
Speaker 3: waits outside of lingerie store for his goal.
Speaker 2: Friends. Oh my god, that is so good. What where'd
Speaker 2: you get that from? The mall man.
Speaker 1: One of one of my favorite Orange Cassidy bits is
Speaker 1: he was in a ladder match, which is where you
Speaker 1: have to climb a ladder and grab a belt, and
Speaker 1: before the match, he walks over to the commentator and
Speaker 1: like you don't hear what he says, because he never talks,
Speaker 1: but you hear the commentator just go, yeah, no, you
Speaker 1: have to you have to set up the ladder in
Speaker 1: the ring and then get the belt. You're just gonna
Speaker 1: hear him go.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's awesome. Yeah, that's all. I think he's the
Speaker 2: He's the Orange Cassidy of JoJo's for sure, Bob, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just a personally. I think when a stand battle ends,
Speaker 1: someone needs to explode or catch the worst beating they
Speaker 1: have ever caught in their entire life.
Speaker 3: And when it's like oh, or use their standing a
Speaker 3: new way, because that that's why Joe Taro always had
Speaker 3: a new spin on how to use his abilities. Joe's
Speaker 3: Cai is just doing the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he's not.
Speaker 4: He's not exactly kind of threats though. I feel he
Speaker 4: doesn't really have the support of like well seasoned stand users.
Speaker 4: They're just sort of there, they pop in, but like
Speaker 4: he's not really getting on the job training. And also
Speaker 4: it's small township. It's not like they're on a big
Speaker 4: boat that's also a stand etcetera.
Speaker 1: So Toyo hero immediately becomes their friend that he's been
Speaker 1: defeated as so many before them have, which I love.
Speaker 4: I genuinely think that's I think that's very funny.
Speaker 1: Oh, every single one of my favorite shows is called
Speaker 1: Grappler Baki and it is this that's been going for
Speaker 1: thirty years and it's this about four hundred times. And
Speaker 1: some of the things that Baki has befriended include a
Speaker 1: caveman and great ape. It is also there's also a
Speaker 1: time traveling samurai, which is pretty good as well.
Speaker 2: Going back to the fate of our stand friend, our
Speaker 2: electric tower stand friend here, I do think it is
Speaker 2: I know you both wanted this like very dramatic demise, right,
Speaker 2: but I think him being sort of like banished to
Speaker 2: the thing, to the tower forever is like kind of
Speaker 2: a fun you know, punishment.
Speaker 1: I think part about him becoming a landmark is fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like, like, if you're nice to give.
Speaker 2: You a picture, it's also if you bring him salt
Speaker 2: and snaws, they'll let you take a picture. I think
Speaker 2: that's so. I think that's so cool. Like I love
Speaker 2: that about Moroa.
Speaker 3: Mario.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry Mario, right, just imagine it's Mario. It's more
Speaker 2: a positive thank you. It's been a minute dam please you.
Speaker 4: Watched the episode this morning.
Speaker 2: I can't. Like there's certain things that in my mind
Speaker 2: they just like don't wanna they like don't want to
Speaker 2: stay there. And I have to like remind myself how
Speaker 2: to say things sometimes I wonder what that is. Maybe
Speaker 2: it's some kind of DYSLEXI I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, old hey, you kidding? You just set me
Speaker 4: up for it? Really well, it.
Speaker 2: Was a lay up, I guess.
Speaker 6: But oh man, hopefully you're a youthful boy.
Speaker 2: Don't lie to me.
Speaker 4: I can't fucking stand up from the couch without good
Speaker 4: so you know, all.
Speaker 2: Right, cool, all right, I feel better about myself.
Speaker 3: Poor baseball cap on hound, you'll feel You'll feel better,
Speaker 3: you'll feel more useful to me or Lucy?
Speaker 2: Yeah you why?
Speaker 3: I feel like you look younger when you go hound.
Speaker 2: No, you know, there's always a head with an arms reach.
Speaker 1: But what I will say is Jeff Beckler just rock
Speaker 1: the fuck out of a baseball hat, really does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean. Like he looks younger and
Speaker 3: cooler when he's got hound.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's a lot of work to just have
Speaker 2: to deal with. I mean, look, I feel I let
Speaker 2: my guard down when I'm with you guys. But I guess, uh,
Speaker 2: this is you politely telling me that's not enough, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need this clean up a little bit if
Speaker 2: I want to hang out with other millennials.
Speaker 1: And what you're saying though, like I have incredible trouble
Speaker 1: reminder remember it remembering Japanese names.
Speaker 2: I said, hair, I have incredible hair, John, like I
Speaker 2: was speaking for John. Sorry, you have a you have
Speaker 2: a tough time remembering Japanese names?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like specifically right now. And you know, I
Speaker 1: know this is kind of you know, taboo on this podcast,
Speaker 1: but occasionally I do talk about Adam on other podcasts
Speaker 1: and we're talking about Jiu Jitsu Kaisen and that show
Speaker 1: is a nightmare for characters who have two syllable names.
Speaker 1: There is and it's just Toto and Gojo and just Gaeto.
Speaker 1: I love the show. I sound like I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about when I'm trying to talk about
Speaker 1: it because I can't remember anyone's name, And I think
Speaker 1: it's a like I think it is kind of like
Speaker 1: I think it is a dyslexia thing, because like, dyslexia
Speaker 1: is a big thing with me and remembering word shapes
Speaker 1: is really hard, especially if their words like from a
Speaker 1: language I'm not familiar with.
Speaker 2: Thanks for saying that, it's okay, but.
Speaker 3: For you, it's because you're old, right, got it?
Speaker 1: Okay, we read your Rohan and His Mysterious I think
Speaker 1: this episode just would just be called Rohan and the
Speaker 1: Mysterious Visitor.
Speaker 2: I would Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1: And I like how Rohan's like, oh sorry, I'll be
Speaker 1: there in one minute and then immediately rips his face open.
Speaker 4: You know what, if I had that power, I would
Speaker 4: undred percent do that too.
Speaker 2: Why would you not? Why would you just not find
Speaker 2: out everything there is to know about anyone to just
Speaker 2: assess the threat?
Speaker 1: Right, Jeff, I'm sorry. There is a picture in your
Speaker 1: background and it's on screen left, and it really looks
Speaker 1: like a JoJo's character.
Speaker 2: Because John it is that?
Speaker 1: Is that the older No? The younger Darby brother?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah yeah?
Speaker 4: Who do you think it was really good? This is
Speaker 4: Jeff back aloud number one.
Speaker 2: I only know one anime and like a couple of
Speaker 2: mini ones that's it together, But okay one punch Man
Speaker 2: and uh and uh.
Speaker 3: Bro bro whoa the one you're on now?
Speaker 2: This one, but was it there?
Speaker 1: You know, you don't you remember the third one? Forgeting
Speaker 1: about Katerina, That that little thing. I am wasting my
Speaker 1: time here, Jeff. I don't forget about forgot Sometimes I
Speaker 1: feel like going to vomit into my mouth a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well, we wouldn't want that. Yeah, that's like ad o
Speaker 2: jojo lenticular.
Speaker 1: Like when you look at it from one angle it's
Speaker 1: jojo and the other angle it's a doo. I think.
Speaker 1: I think the way it's kind of an orange jojo
Speaker 1: from from where I'm seeing it, and it just kind
Speaker 1: of looks like the alternate color of that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to move my head to see the lenticular.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: And then I realized that that's really stupid, and that's
Speaker 1: not how.
Speaker 2: It's not stupid. It's just something a child would do.
Speaker 2: But go, okay, I gotta get him where I can.
Speaker 2: If we've spent four minutes about how old and forgetful
Speaker 2: I am, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I said nothing about you being old, Jeff. I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what, you know what the
Speaker 1: entirety of my devastating insults towards you, Jeff, Backlar can
Speaker 1: rock the folk out of a baseball hat. All I said, fair,
Speaker 1: thank you, and this is how I'm repaid.
Speaker 2: You'll learn to live with it. Well, Tam just had
Speaker 2: a visitor of some kind. Everything all right, okay, wasn't.
Speaker 1: One of them floor people, was it? So basically he
Speaker 1: learns that this man is just a normal architect. He
Speaker 1: has no ill intense. He'srust him though. There's nothing strange
Speaker 1: about him except he really doesn't want anyone to look
Speaker 1: at his back when I say, ripped his face when
Speaker 1: he has he has. Rohan has used his power to
Speaker 1: read this man's life through manga. Again, if you are
Speaker 1: reading this, if he listen to this out of context,
Speaker 1: I cannot help you. I don't he can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very easy, you're right, John. All the what
Speaker 2: Rohan can do is like open up your face like
Speaker 2: you would a telephone book and just sort of read
Speaker 2: everything about you and then close your right up and
Speaker 2: then you get like reinserted into reality.
Speaker 1: It just never gets less horrifying to describe, does it.
Speaker 2: It's upsetting, you know, I don't like. I don't like.
Speaker 1: I get I get bothered. I get kind of it's
Speaker 1: not fun to look at yeah. And so aside from
Speaker 1: the fact that this man really does not want people
Speaker 1: looking at his back and how that has interfered with
Speaker 1: his ability to form a relationship with a woman, I
Speaker 1: guess he seems pretty normal and he is here to
Speaker 1: assess the insurance damage from the fire that Joe's case
Speaker 1: starts from the absolutely fantastic episode We Met an Alien.
Speaker 2: Right, that flawless one we all love very much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's I found it surprising Rohan is continuing to live
Speaker 2: in his clearly damaged home that is probably unsafe.
Speaker 4: Architect prediction is that this architect has a stand living
Speaker 4: on his back. Voldemort, No, but you can't style why no, no, no,
Speaker 4: or yak is a tattoo. I don't know he's good.
Speaker 2: Of course you don't trust him. You won't let anyone
Speaker 2: look at his back. Something's going on here.
Speaker 4: He got a stand attached to it like a fucking limpet.
Speaker 2: People can't see stands. People can't see stands, and he
Speaker 2: doesn't know that Rohan has stands and only stand people
Speaker 2: can see stands. So he he should operate like with
Speaker 2: the assumption that anyone he meets doesn't have his stand
Speaker 2: unless he was unless he was sent there by polaroid. Man.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really felt from the intrigue that you put into
Speaker 1: your voice that there was more coming there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, Oh sure sure started to just drop
Speaker 2: off like that. I just love this guy's face. He
Speaker 2: looks like he's been like struck by The Joker, where
Speaker 2: he just like can't stop smiling, and I think that's
Speaker 2: real fun slight sidebar.
Speaker 1: I saw that second Joker movie.
Speaker 4: Oh I haven't seen it. I don't want to, but
Speaker 4: I know the twist and how was Alan Partridge in it?
Speaker 2: He's in it, Steve Cougan.
Speaker 4: He's like, isn't he one of like the psychiatrists? He's
Speaker 4: in the trailer because he goes, what do you think
Speaker 4: about something? But he has a fucking Alan part.
Speaker 2: Steve Cougan, Man, he's the best. Love me some cuges.
Speaker 1: I know a bunch of people walked out when I
Speaker 1: was watching it, So.
Speaker 2: People's people are still walking out of movies.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's the Joker dude. Bros.
Speaker 2: Particularly Oh they're like, he hasn't hurt enough women, right?
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? And they're just like, I
Speaker 2: have getting my money back.
Speaker 4: Gary glitter in this movie.
Speaker 1: I look, I don't, I don't, I haven't. I have
Speaker 1: thoughts about that movie that I will maybe.
Speaker 2: Another time when that anime adaptation comes out, we'll cover it.
Speaker 1: Oh Lucy, no, I I receive plenty of death threats.
Speaker 1: I'm good, you know. And so, uh, this gets weirder
Speaker 1: and weirder because that this man is so I okay,
Speaker 1: how lucy I believe it's when the man starts slow
Speaker 1: crawling along the walls to avoid Rohan seeing his back.
Speaker 7: He is able to climb stairs feet first and still
Speaker 7: lie down horizontally like some sort of crab person.
Speaker 2: It's awesome. It is so funny. I was laughing out loud. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like he wasn't like crawling backwards up it like he
Speaker 2: he like was like, I'll just get up these stairs
Speaker 2: so this person can't see my back because who knows
Speaker 2: what kind of abomination lives there. But oh god, I
Speaker 2: love this. I hope they milk this. I hope they.
Speaker 3: He also doesn't understand angles.
Speaker 2: Yeah he is. The geometry of the house is uh
Speaker 2: is beyond him.
Speaker 3: Ye, Rohan is stunning in front of him always.
Speaker 2: That's always like you go ahead, you go ahead. I
Speaker 2: think that's so funny. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And eventually Rohan's like, I need I need to see
Speaker 1: this person's back, and he's trying to like goad the
Speaker 1: person into seeing Rohan's back, and it's mildly homorotic. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I felt like the Rohan at some point just
Speaker 1: becomes very enamored with seeing this man exposed, and well.
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't. He's he's been forced to.
Speaker 1: I don't know if if someone if I felt like
Speaker 1: someone really didn't want me to see their back, I
Speaker 1: think my thought would be like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something. Oh yeah, I'm with Lucy, what's up
Speaker 2: at that back? To see that? Okay, what's that? You? You?
Speaker 2: You refuse to show me you're back at all costs,
Speaker 2: and it's okay, well let's see it.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: What you want?
Speaker 1: You want to you want to lie face down on
Speaker 1: my couch.
Speaker 2: So can I interest you in looking at this mirror?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Would you would?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: Would you please join me in the mirror chamber. There's
Speaker 1: a rule where we have to remove our sweaters before
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: Wait do you think so? But it's obviously his, it's
Speaker 2: not even his like skin back. It's like his just
Speaker 2: back back. He's wearing a jacket. I guess, so, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter that needs to be naked. It's just
Speaker 2: like it's just as you know, the back of his jacket.
Speaker 2: He's wearing like a sports jacket.
Speaker 4: He's wearing a flash's jacket.
Speaker 2: Okay, call but you will, but you still needs to
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 1: I think my favorite prior is we don't even get
Speaker 1: a conclusion this episode.
Speaker 2: No, but this is only part two. We're fine, but.
Speaker 1: It's interesting that it started the previous episode. It's getting
Speaker 1: weird in this one, but we still and like, this
Speaker 1: is the backstoryline is a lot of what saves this
Speaker 1: section of JoJo's for me, this and I guess, like
Speaker 1: there's just one shot coming up, and it's not in
Speaker 1: the next it's not in the second part of this episode.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about it's in the next episode after that.
Speaker 1: That's just it's just beautiful. And so basically at this point,
Speaker 1: josk and okay, we've discovered that you know, Kuechi is
Speaker 1: going to be targeted and that there is another stand
Speaker 1: user right there, and because Kuichi is such a fucking
Speaker 1: useless little weed. They have to go protect him because like,
Speaker 1: of course he's going to die, you know. They like
Speaker 1: I didn't miss him.
Speaker 2: I didn't miss.
Speaker 1: Him, No, I wouldn't. I would like if if this
Speaker 1: last stand user was just a child with a medium
Speaker 1: sized rock queeture, you would also be in mortal danger.
Speaker 1: Is I think I know what we're talking about here.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 1: Uh and Joe k enlists the help of you yea too,
Speaker 1: and I kind of like seeing New Year back here
Speaker 1: him him and his little um.
Speaker 4: I mean, hold up though again ya with the I
Speaker 4: can smell your ass sweat from the Patinko.
Speaker 2: It wasn't as graphic this time around, but still deeply upsetting.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you do not know how this guy lunds
Speaker 1: himself those girls. It does not add up to me,
Speaker 1: but you know what, okay? And with that, he's like you, yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to help you to track down these killers,
Speaker 1: which you you. He obliges, and Joe's k heals him,
Speaker 1: and nearly immediately there they become followed by a stand
Speaker 1: user who smells like CUEECHI it's not revealed he's a
Speaker 1: stand user yet he's a fucking stand user. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: we know, we know the vibe. Yeah, you think it's
Speaker 1: just his honker or what I mean, It's just it's
Speaker 1: not it's not that, it's just he has a character design.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like there's no incidental there's no incidental characters in
Speaker 1: joesk who look in JoJo's who look interesting and don't
Speaker 1: have a psychics.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All the normies are sort of like pathetic looking, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's interesting.
Speaker 3: He's also doing a Jojo pose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he poses all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, I kind of there suppose where it's
Speaker 1: yu Yah and jos Ke and Yuya is like kind
Speaker 1: of hunched down and Joeske standing over him, and I
Speaker 1: think they just look kind of fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff happening with the
Speaker 2: two of them.
Speaker 1: No denying, and so Joek basically confronts this new stand
Speaker 1: user known as Taranoski Miyamoto, and he immediately transforms into
Speaker 1: Jos's mother.
Speaker 2: H thoughts, Yeah that happened, surely, I thought that was
Speaker 2: h That was a cool little trick.
Speaker 3: Doesn't make any sense when they explain it further.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially when they get into which you'll I'm assuming
Speaker 2: we'll unpack here. It's really gonna get to the end
Speaker 2: of that. The thing they explain, the backstory of how
Speaker 2: we got here still does not make sense for how
Speaker 2: this unconscious the mother is like in Joske's arms, Like
Speaker 2: we still haven't unwrapped that on. We unpack a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff, but not this. That's weird, but but it
Speaker 2: is cool. I think it's neat.
Speaker 1: We get a flashback from earlier in the day and
Speaker 1: it's a really creepy scene where Taranoski.
Speaker 3: Basically licks a pastry, you know, the most creepy way possible.
Speaker 1: It was in the previous episode.
Speaker 3: The Pylon monkey Man also like summons a bunch of
Speaker 3: spit and let's fall off his tongue.
Speaker 2: That we forgot about that and then reason forget about that.
Speaker 2: But the funny part of that is just like, hey,
Speaker 2: come on, I'm hanging here like one of those just
Speaker 2: like be cool man, be cool.
Speaker 1: So I don't like this scene just because I think
Speaker 1: Tomako deserves better than this. This is the woman who
Speaker 1: fucking slammed a guy's head through his car window when
Speaker 1: he whistled at her.
Speaker 2: Yeah she's she's she's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, give her a stand.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I like them On He's cool.
Speaker 1: Yep, she's right, And it's revealed that the way Tara
Speaker 1: Noske's power works is that once he finds the tick
Speaker 1: that you do when you're afraid, his stand can get
Speaker 1: you or like get you more. Now, what it's doing
Speaker 1: we don't specifically know yet, because the episode lets off
Speaker 1: with him sliding a sheet of paper towards Joe's.
Speaker 2: K Well, John, it's very clear what he's doing. He
Speaker 2: is able to once the tell of the fear is obvious,
Speaker 2: to to enigma the stand. Right, once that is clear,
Speaker 2: he turns you into sort of like a magic I
Speaker 2: illusion on a paper and folds you up and puts
Speaker 2: you in his pocket. And that's that's I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 1: That is like that, that's the chest. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: all accurate.
Speaker 2: That's yep.
Speaker 3: Way he doesn't, he doesn't he captures the person, he
Speaker 3: doesn't create a separate version of.
Speaker 2: It makes you a magic eye illusion, right, with like
Speaker 2: a weird repeating pattern with weird geometry, almost like how
Speaker 2: you'd see in a kaleidoscope if you will. And yeah,
Speaker 2: and then he's sort of like he slaps that folded
Speaker 2: a couple of times and then he just like just
Speaker 2: sort of puts that in his pocket and you're now
Speaker 2: part of his collection of folded magic eye people.
Speaker 4: Hey John, how does it feel? Get Joe?
Speaker 2: Explained by Jeff You love every minute.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of the little fella. Honestly, Yeah, look at me.
Speaker 2: He's did it.
Speaker 1: Forgot what Cowboy Bebop was. Book can somehow explain that.
Speaker 2: Didn't forget Katerina though, didn't forget the one that got away.
Speaker 1: And that kind of concludes this episode. I definitely like
Speaker 1: this episode more than the first one. What would you
Speaker 1: guys think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the introduction of I don't know who
Speaker 2: this other person is, this new Mimoto is their name? Yes,
Speaker 2: an Enigma, Yes, he found his way into JoJo's No.
Speaker 2: I think Enigma seems pretty fucking cool. I really dig
Speaker 2: that stuff. I don't again like I, you know, presumably
Speaker 2: episode of part three of this they're gonna like retell
Speaker 2: this you know, story of like how he did the
Speaker 2: switcheroo with her body, And I also want to see
Speaker 2: Kenodos back, and I'm excited. I think three and four
Speaker 2: hopefully I'm hyping them up, but hopefully.
Speaker 1: There's some good stuff coming. I think I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: like it's mainly the terror thing that doesn't that I
Speaker 1: don't super low, but I think I'm just I'm so
Speaker 1: keen to get where we're going with Kira, because you know,
Speaker 1: I think if there's one big criticism part three is
Speaker 1: I just don't think the last fight is like that interesting.
Speaker 1: I do not have that criticism of the final encounter
Speaker 1: with Yoshikaga.
Speaker 2: HERA, Okay, that's good to know. Yeah, Kira definitely take
Speaker 2: a took a step back.
Speaker 1: We had one little scene where it's Kira in his
Speaker 1: new office work and he sees the back of a
Speaker 1: woman's neck. The fucking murder energy.
Speaker 4: The funniest overlay I think I've seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where he was just like, must not.
Speaker 4: Kill the nails over the eyes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, O jelly, she.
Speaker 4: Just fucking ripped apart my well.
Speaker 2: You know when you got a walking talking razor blade,
Speaker 2: that's what happens.
Speaker 4: Callouses on her hands, on her paws, all right, nice?
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Even if that was go to the tower, even if
Speaker 1: that was how it worked, it would make more sense.
Speaker 1: But it like slides out the side of.
Speaker 2: His Yeah, it's pretty stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's going to do it for a litter
Speaker 1: fantastic episode of Jeff jeff Our Adventure and where can
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Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 3: Nowhere? Don't find me.
Speaker 2: He is the man who does not exist. He's unfindable.
Speaker 1: Jeff.
Speaker 2: Yes, you could find me wherever you'd like, mostly using
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Speaker 1: I love it? Over it?
Speaker 2: I love it. I've worn it many times.
Speaker 1: Okay, is that way you're not wearing on the podcast, Jeff.
Speaker 2: No, Well, I would have been gonna wear it for
Speaker 2: you and like show you it. I mean I would
Speaker 2: have personally, Oh, are you the guy who wears the
Speaker 2: name of the a shirt of the band that they're
Speaker 2: going to see? Are you that guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm a person who shows a passionate enthusiasm and
Speaker 1: everything I do.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I wear like a devil's shirt if
Speaker 2: I'm seeing the devil's play, so fair play, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, and you know what, I'm gonna leave people with
Speaker 1: a little spooky Halloween recommendation here. I watched the movie
Speaker 1: Abigail last night, having never seen it. It's about a
Speaker 1: little ballerina vampire woman. That film is a fucking delight.
Speaker 1: It's very silly and I loved it.
Speaker 2: Cool. All right, very good guys.
Speaker 1: We will see you next time.
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