Speaker 1: The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, presenting America's favorite young couple.
Speaker 2: Ozzie Nelson and Harriett Hilliott.
Speaker 3: And now let's see what's going on in the Nelson family.
Speaker 1: Well, it's Sunday morning as we visit the Nelson household
Speaker 1: at eighteen forty.
Speaker 3: Seven Rogers Rode, Ozzy, Harriet, David and Rickey are seated
Speaker 3: around the kitchen table and they've just about finished breakfast.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, those hot tastes are great, Harriet.
Speaker 4: Thanks dear caf anymore.
Speaker 3: I couldn't eat another mouthful. Sure was a swell meal,
Speaker 3: it wasn't it, Park.
Speaker 2: That certainly was, David.
Speaker 3: Nice day up today too, Yes, beautiful.
Speaker 5: Did you sleep all last night?
Speaker 2: Park?
Speaker 3: Yes? I did, David. It's a good meal, it's a
Speaker 3: nice day, and I slept fine. You can bring out
Speaker 3: your report card.
Speaker 5: Now, see, Davis, I told you it wouldn't work. Here's
Speaker 5: a report card, Pop. David said it was before on Pop,
Speaker 5: but I told him Pop.
Speaker 3: Learned English, A spelling, A geography, A hey, this is
Speaker 3: all right, arithmetic, A history. B. Well that's a darn
Speaker 3: good report card, David.
Speaker 5: Thanks Pop.
Speaker 4: What'd you get Ozzie?
Speaker 3: Oh? E's except in history, oh, dear, and that's the
Speaker 3: subject you've been helping him with. We got a B
Speaker 3: in history. That's not so bad.
Speaker 5: Here's Ricky's card.
Speaker 4: He did pretty well too, Daddy, except for this one
Speaker 4: right here, well.
Speaker 3: On satisfactory and courtesy. How did that happen, Ricky?
Speaker 4: I don't know, pop, or you must have done something
Speaker 4: just sturdiest, dear. Don't you know what it was?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Did you have any trouble with one of the other
Speaker 3: kids at any time?
Speaker 5: Well, not exactly. One day I tried to beat Marianne
Speaker 5: Mason to the program. I tripped her and she tell down.
Speaker 3: And you do know why you got unsatisfactory and courtesy?
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I guess I forgot to say excuse me.
Speaker 3: That isn't the point, Ricky.
Speaker 4: Do you think it was polite to trip.
Speaker 2: A little girl?
Speaker 5: She wills, she drinks me lots of time.
Speaker 4: I know, dear, she can do it to you, but
Speaker 4: a man doesn't do things like that to a lady.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's fair.
Speaker 3: I neither do I, Ricky. But that's the way they've
Speaker 3: got it set up.
Speaker 4: Did the teacher say, why you only got to be
Speaker 4: in history. David.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she said, it's because I can't remember dates.
Speaker 3: I can't remember dates.
Speaker 5: No, golly, how do they expect me to remember a
Speaker 5: lot of things that happened before I was born.
Speaker 3: It's just like your father.
Speaker 4: He can't remember a lot of things that happened before
Speaker 4: you were born either.
Speaker 5: Why we have to remembered dates?
Speaker 3: Anyway? That's good mental training. If you grow up, you'll
Speaker 3: need a good memory for dates. Is that a good
Speaker 3: thing to have you married? It is?
Speaker 4: You, see, David, Daddy wishes he learned.
Speaker 3: To remember Dave. Okay, just because I happened to overlook
Speaker 3: our tenth anniversary, I.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been the
Speaker 4: tenth one you'd overlook.
Speaker 3: You should have reminded me like you do for the
Speaker 3: other occasion.
Speaker 1: Can I get on?
Speaker 5: Maybe it's something important?
Speaker 3: Yes, dear, go ahead? Anything more? Ougy, No, thanks, not
Speaker 3: a thing.
Speaker 4: Ricky stopped pouring your milk in David's glass? Was it
Speaker 4: anything important?
Speaker 3: David? Oh? Hi, Thorny, Good morning everybody. Oh Tony, have
Speaker 3: a couple of coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Harry, I just finished a tremendous practice.
Speaker 5: How about a half a glass of milk.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Ricky, but I think you better finish it. Ju
Speaker 2: I had just dropped in a moment to see you
Speaker 2: about something odd.
Speaker 4: Well, if you too want to talk, maybe you better
Speaker 4: go in the living room. I don't want to clear
Speaker 4: away the dishes.
Speaker 2: Well, I can wait a few moments.
Speaker 3: If you want to help, Thornie, I wouldn't think of
Speaker 3: keeping you waiting. Come on, let's go in here. Sit down.
Speaker 3: He lacks a while. Toney, thanks, what's new?
Speaker 1: Well, for one thing, tomorrow's our wedding anniversary.
Speaker 3: Oh congratulations, how' do you remember? Well?
Speaker 1: I must admit that my wife helped out with a
Speaker 1: few pretty broad hints.
Speaker 3: That always helps. Unfortunately, I seem to make especially of
Speaker 3: forgetting anniversaries and birthdays. What makes it worse is that
Speaker 3: Harriet always remembers him.
Speaker 2: That's an annoying thing about women.
Speaker 1: They never forget their wedding anniversary.
Speaker 3: And a man invariably does forget. I wonder why that is.
Speaker 1: As a fisherman, do you remember the day you caught
Speaker 1: your first big fish?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think the fish remembers.
Speaker 3: I see what you mean? For Nie, are you getting
Speaker 3: Katherine a gift?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I came to see you about.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm flat right now, but maybe I could
Speaker 3: get Harry to give me an advance on my allowance.
Speaker 1: This is that I've got the gift right here in
Speaker 1: my pocket.
Speaker 2: My problem is to keep Catherine from finding it until tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see.
Speaker 1: You know how curious women are, especially Catherine. If it's
Speaker 1: anywhere in the house, you'll find it.
Speaker 3: Why don't you keep it right in your pocket?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? I gotta go to sleep sometime.
Speaker 3: Your wife must be pretty thorough.
Speaker 2: Thorough she can put a bloodhound of shade.
Speaker 1: Last year, I took her birthday present up to the attic,
Speaker 1: pushed two trunks aside, opened the closet that had been
Speaker 1: locked for two years, climbed up on a pile of newspapers,
Speaker 1: and hid the gift in the far corner of the
Speaker 1: closet under a pile.
Speaker 3: Of old books. Sounds pretty safe to me.
Speaker 1: I locked the closet door, pushed the trunks up against
Speaker 1: the door, locked the attic door, came downstairs, washed my hands,
Speaker 1: walked into the living room, and Catherine had her hat
Speaker 1: and coat on and was on her way downtown to
Speaker 1: exchange the gift.
Speaker 3: I thought you'd go too far, Thorny.
Speaker 2: Would you keep this gift here until tomorrow?
Speaker 3: And sure I'd be glad to thanks?
Speaker 2: They got to go in down and see you later.
Speaker 3: Oh where?
Speaker 2: H Yeah? Don't tell Harriet about this, will you? I
Speaker 2: want to keep it from Catherine.
Speaker 3: Oh I want if you don't want me to Thorny.
Speaker 3: But she wouldn't tell We don't tell her anyway. Well okay,
Speaker 3: but believe me, Harriet isn't like other women. She just
Speaker 3: doesn't talk about things like this. No, do you happen to.
Speaker 1: Have a patch on those blue striped shorts you're wearing
Speaker 1: that your.
Speaker 3: Mother send you for Christmas? Yes? I do.
Speaker 2: Don't tell Harry you about the brother?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Pop? Oh?
Speaker 3: Hello, David?
Speaker 1: Say Pop?
Speaker 3: Come in?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 5: Could get some ice cream after Sunday school week? Hey,
Speaker 5: I'll bet that's my atomic green?
Speaker 1: Did this package just.
Speaker 5: Come in the mail phone?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 3: David? Put that down? That doesn't belong to you. I
Speaker 3: didn't even know you sent the one sent for No. No, here,
Speaker 3: give me the package, Dave. That's a gift for somebody.
Speaker 5: Oh who's the Forepop?
Speaker 3: I promised I wouldn't tell. It's a secret.
Speaker 5: I wonder when my atomic gring is gonna get you.
Speaker 3: M I wonder what this is Thorny got for his wife?
Speaker 3: Sounds small and expensive?
Speaker 5: Hey, p what you got there?
Speaker 2: Pop?
Speaker 3: It's a present geesure top? No, no, it's it's not
Speaker 3: for you, Ricky.
Speaker 5: Even my birthday next week?
Speaker 3: No, no, Ricky, your birthday isn't until May.
Speaker 5: He was I never get birthdays.
Speaker 3: You get as many birthdays as anybody else.
Speaker 5: How many birthdays have I had?
Speaker 2: Pop?
Speaker 3: Six?
Speaker 5: How many David had?
Speaker 3: Ten? See, Ricky, when you're ten years old like David is?
Speaker 3: Now you have had ten birthdays too?
Speaker 5: How many will David is head by?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Let's drop it, Ricky's. Oh it's a big secret. It's
Speaker 3: going to be a surprise. Now. Aren't you going to
Speaker 3: be late for Sunday school?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, I got lots of time. What are you doing
Speaker 5: with a prison top?
Speaker 3: I'm putting it right up here on the mantel.
Speaker 5: Why are you putting it up there?
Speaker 2: Pop?
Speaker 3: Just so a certain little boy doesn't go fooling around
Speaker 3: with it?
Speaker 5: What little boy?
Speaker 3: A little boy about six and a half years old,
Speaker 3: with blonde hair and a butch haircut.
Speaker 5: Is his first name?
Speaker 4: Ricky?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you better put it up down.
Speaker 3: The Mattel'd you agree with me? I'll be upstairs if
Speaker 3: anybody wants me, Ricky, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know why people always think they had to put stuff.
Speaker 4: But I can't reach.
Speaker 5: It, that's right, I can't weak it. Of course Pop
Speaker 5: doesn't want me to reach it. But if I wanted
Speaker 5: to reach it, I could just pull that chair over. Yes,
Speaker 5: sound like I'm small, Rickie.
Speaker 4: What are you doing on that chair?
Speaker 3: And what's that you've got in your hand?
Speaker 5: It's a present?
Speaker 3: What was it for it?
Speaker 5: Pp wouldn't tell me he does a secret secret. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's saving it for a surprise.
Speaker 4: Well, then, I'm sure Daddy doesn't want you fooling around
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 5: I guess not.
Speaker 4: And don't just think y'all to put it back. Don't
Speaker 4: y'all to stick y'all to climb off the chair and
Speaker 4: put the chair back where it was.
Speaker 3: Him?
Speaker 4: Hm, sounds small and expensive? Wonderful's inn it?
Speaker 3: Why don't you look? Oh No, that.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't it, Well, it just wouldn't, that's all.
Speaker 4: I'll bet if you left the package and Allie was here,
Speaker 4: he'd teak.
Speaker 3: He would not, He wouldn't too. Go ahead, take a look.
Speaker 4: No, I shouldn't all go on?
Speaker 5: Just want to peak?
Speaker 4: No, go ahead, No, you're being childish about it. I
Speaker 4: wonder what it can be.
Speaker 3: Golly, the string is.
Speaker 4: Loose, looks like it'll come right off. H golly came off.
Speaker 3: Poor wrapping.
Speaker 4: I guess i'd better rewrap it. Here is a card
Speaker 4: to my loving wife in memory of March the third.
Speaker 3: Hard weren't my tie, Ozzie?
Speaker 4: You shouldn't have done it, Dear, I'm sorry. I looked
Speaker 4: at the card that I just couldn't visit.
Speaker 3: But Harriet, that's supposed to I've.
Speaker 4: Never dreamed you remember March the third?
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, yes, March the third.
Speaker 4: I was teaching you about not remembering anniversaries and birthdays
Speaker 4: and things, all the while you had the surprise for
Speaker 4: March the third.
Speaker 3: March the third, I mean, you know what I'd forget. Frankly,
Speaker 3: I was sure you'd forgotten. Oh, darling, how could I
Speaker 3: forget the anniversary of the day we I mean the day?
Speaker 3: How could I forget March third?
Speaker 4: As long as I know you've got this, is it
Speaker 4: all right? If I open it?
Speaker 3: Uh? Oh, Harriet, I think i'd better tell you. The
Speaker 3: fact is it is beautiful. What is it I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: This kind is lovely.
Speaker 4: Dear.
Speaker 3: Leave it to you to.
Speaker 4: Do something like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, leave it to me.
Speaker 4: You're the dearest, sweetest, most thoughtful Marriott.
Speaker 3: Yes, Harriet, there's there's something I want to say to you.
Speaker 4: Yes, dear.
Speaker 3: Happy March third. Watch the third. Can't be our anniversary
Speaker 3: that's in October. Can't be the day we became engaged.
Speaker 3: That was in the summer. Harriet's birthday is in July.
Speaker 3: My birthday is March twentieth. Why is that, Ricky? You
Speaker 3: know that's what happened March the third? Hello, March their Hello.
Speaker 3: You'll have to excuse me if I don't stop. I'm
Speaker 3: in quite a hurry.
Speaker 5: Would you mind if I walk with you? Mister Nelson?
Speaker 5: I got nothing to do.
Speaker 2: Not at all.
Speaker 3: But this is as far as I go. I'm just
Speaker 3: stopping in here to see mister Thornbury.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 5: Oh, he isn't home, mister Nelson. I just thought I
Speaker 5: leave with his golf club.
Speaker 3: Oh, for Pete's sake, anything wrong with Nelson? Yes, As
Speaker 3: a matter of fact, I'm in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3: You're in trouble.
Speaker 4: Oh, how fascinating.
Speaker 5: What's wrong, mister Nelson.
Speaker 3: Well, mister Thornberry left his wife. Mister thorn left his please,
Speaker 3: mister Thornberry left his wife's anniversary president at my house.
Speaker 3: Missus Nelson found it. Read the card to my wife
Speaker 3: in memory of March the third, and she thinks it's
Speaker 3: for me. Oh, my goodness, Emmy lou, how much does
Speaker 3: a gold pin about? This big cost hobby, this big.
Speaker 1: Seven hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: Holy? What are you gonna do? Mister Nelton? I don't know,
Speaker 3: all right. It was so crazy about the pin. I
Speaker 3: didn't have the heart to tell her. I didn't even
Speaker 3: remember March the third. What's I don't know that either.
Speaker 3: Racking my brain trying to remember your anniversary October the eighth.
Speaker 3: I checked Harriet first July eighteenth. I checked that too.
Speaker 4: Goodness, mister Nelton, March thear It must be something important
Speaker 4: in your life.
Speaker 3: See, I've been thinking all morning. First day I met
Speaker 3: her January ninth, the first time I kissed her seven
Speaker 3: o'clock January tenth, one year later.
Speaker 5: Why don't you just tell her the truth, mister Nelson,
Speaker 5: that if missus Thorndery's gift, and you don't remember what
Speaker 5: march their tands for.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5: You'll get her another one. Tell her it was a
Speaker 5: horrible mistake.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know her everything.
Speaker 4: She'll understand.
Speaker 5: She'll forgive you. When a woman loves a man, she
Speaker 5: has a great capacity for forgiveness.
Speaker 4: So I'm sure missus Nelson will forgive you.
Speaker 3: I suppose after you've told her everything, Look into her eyes.
Speaker 5: Look at the expression on her face. Nothing is so
Speaker 5: beautiful as the expression in a woman's eyes when she
Speaker 5: forgives her husband for being a daughter.
Speaker 3: I could be so sure about this as you are.
Speaker 4: Oh, you can't be, mister Nelson.
Speaker 5: People should be absolutely honest with each other.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, and it works.
Speaker 5: One of my girlfriends had a boyfriend and they had
Speaker 5: a similar misunderstanding about a Valentine and I gave her.
Speaker 4: The same advice I'm giving you, and did it work?
Speaker 3: Did it work?
Speaker 5: Jeepers, you want to see my new boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Was emmy. That just proves your advice is not too good.
Speaker 5: But it just goes to show what the power of
Speaker 5: suggestion can do.
Speaker 3: The power of suggestion. Hey, maybe that's an idea it is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe I could go to Harriet and sort of suggest
Speaker 3: that the pin doesn't look good on her, or talk
Speaker 3: about a better when i'd seen someplace, of course, and.
Speaker 5: Get it back from her and get her another Yeah,
Speaker 5: Oh that's song.
Speaker 3: Simply super sammy dog win and try it out right now?
Speaker 5: Good luck, mister Nelson.
Speaker 3: I hope it all turns out just hyper hyper? What's that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Hyper's even more duper than super.
Speaker 1: Ozzie? What is it?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 3: Something wrong? No? I was just looking at your pin there,
Speaker 3: the new gold pin. Oh.
Speaker 4: I can't take my eyes off of it either. It's
Speaker 4: so becoming.
Speaker 3: Oh do you really think so? But yet don't you?
Speaker 3: Frankly there, now that I see it on you, I
Speaker 3: really don't think it's your type at all? Why not? Well,
Speaker 3: it clashes with what I don't know. It just clashes
Speaker 3: in general. I think it's beautiful. I wish you'd let
Speaker 3: me exchange it for something more different.
Speaker 4: Well, Azzie, I love this tin. Why should you exchange it?
Speaker 2: Will?
Speaker 3: I thought, maybe it's the wrong size or something wrong size,
Speaker 3: or the wrong color. I read in a book once
Speaker 3: where all the colors you wear should blend, and if
Speaker 3: you're wearing any jewelie, like a gold pin, for instance,
Speaker 3: it ought to match everything else.
Speaker 4: Well, Darling, a gold tin matches anything.
Speaker 3: Then I read in another book that colors should be
Speaker 3: in contrast.
Speaker 4: Look, it's the most beautiful tin I've ever seen. And besides,
Speaker 4: you picked it out all by yourself, so I wouldn't
Speaker 4: exchange it for the world.
Speaker 3: That's very sweet of you, Dear Harriet. You know I
Speaker 3: was just thinking about March the third. Will you ever
Speaker 3: forget March the third? No, dear, yes, sir, good old
Speaker 3: March the third, Harriet. Uh huh oh, March the third?
Speaker 3: What that day meant to us? Hun, dear, uh huh,
Speaker 3: March the third. What do you think of when you
Speaker 3: think of March the third? Harriet?
Speaker 4: Well, I think of how wonderful and glorious it was.
Speaker 4: What do you think of Ojia?
Speaker 3: Same, Harriet. Let's reminisce about March the third. That No, No,
Speaker 3: it'll be great fun. You tell me what you did
Speaker 3: that day, and then I'll tell you what I did.
Speaker 4: You start, well, right after I got up, I heard
Speaker 4: the phone ring. Yes, I answered the phone, and it
Speaker 4: was you. Yes, Now it's your turn.
Speaker 3: I I just remembered. I've got to go see Thornberry.
Speaker 3: It's very important. Hello, Thornie, What are you doing here
Speaker 3: in front of my house waiting for you? I've been
Speaker 3: waiting for hours.
Speaker 1: Oh, I start playing golf and then the boys and
Speaker 1: I got the chewing the fat in the locker room.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you were waiting for me.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't mind you're playing golf, but hanging around
Speaker 3: the locker room when I'm sitting here waiting for you,
Speaker 3: never knowing when you're going to get home.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dear, I mean, there's what's wrong?
Speaker 3: Well about that gold pen you left at my house?
Speaker 2: I don't I don't need it until tomorrow. That's why
Speaker 2: I left it at jaw house, because I knew it
Speaker 2: would be safe and nobody be fooling it. Wait a minute,
Speaker 2: how did you know it was a gold pin?
Speaker 3: Dorney? Do you want to sell that pin? Oh?
Speaker 2: Gosh, Izzie, I don't think it looked good on.
Speaker 3: You, Lesten. I'm in a lot of trouble. Harriet had
Speaker 3: to open the package, and she thinks it is a
Speaker 3: present from me. If only, instead of writing to my
Speaker 3: loving wife, you'd put down a name, I wouldn't be
Speaker 3: in this jam.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I've only got one wife, and I didn't
Speaker 2: think there'd be any.
Speaker 3: Confusion things that March the third is some sort of
Speaker 3: anniversary between Harriet me and she just assumed that I
Speaker 3: bought the gift for her as a remembrance. Say, that's
Speaker 3: quite a mixup. Worst part is she's crazy about the pin,
Speaker 3: and I haven't the heart to take it away from her.
Speaker 2: Of course not.
Speaker 3: I haven't attacked either.
Speaker 2: Well, you know this doesn't seem too serious.
Speaker 3: I knew you'd take it this way, Thorny, you are solid.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, would you mind getting your wife another pin
Speaker 3: and letting me buy this one from you?
Speaker 1: I think that can be right.
Speaker 3: I'll pay you for it anything. I'll write you out
Speaker 3: to check this very minute. He's pretty steep, but it
Speaker 3: serves me right. Get this check book out. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: give me the bad news. Thorny, raise yourself us.
Speaker 2: This may be quite a shock.
Speaker 3: It's okay, I deserve it. How much was the pen?
Speaker 1: I have a better idea. Why don't you just take
Speaker 1: a little out of your allowance every week and pay
Speaker 1: me back on the installment plan.
Speaker 2: In that way, Harriet won't.
Speaker 3: Have to know about it, Donnie, you're a swell guy.
Speaker 3: It's a pleasure. How much did it cost?
Speaker 2: A dollar and eighty five cents?
Speaker 3: This is this is silly, but you know it sounds
Speaker 3: like you said a dollar eighty five cents. That's what
Speaker 3: I did, And I thought I'd have to pay for
Speaker 3: it out of my allowance.
Speaker 2: For months and months. Dollar ready five. I can pay
Speaker 2: for that in two weeks.
Speaker 3: And Harriet thinks, say, Thorny, that's.
Speaker 1: A pretty cheap gift to give your while we'll just
Speaker 1: stop pulling me up and down like a yo yo
Speaker 1: sat Thorny, Harriet means a lot more to me than that.
Speaker 2: But this pin is just a gang.
Speaker 1: On our first anniversary, we were broke, so I blew
Speaker 1: a couple of bucks on a little piece of costume jewelry.
Speaker 1: And every year since then I've gotten Catherine some little
Speaker 1: novelty or gadget for sentimental reason.
Speaker 3: Well, then that's not all you're giving. It costs not.
Speaker 1: The pin is part of the tradition, and part of
Speaker 1: the joke is hiding is problem? Oh you feel much
Speaker 1: better now, do No? I feel much worse for what?
Speaker 3: Well, don't you see? Harriet thinks the pin is very valuable.
Speaker 3: And what's worse, I can for the life and you
Speaker 3: remember what it is we celebrate and watched the third.
Speaker 3: There's only one way to handle this. I've got to
Speaker 3: work it out coolly, calmly and logically. I'll be seeing
Speaker 3: your thorny here.
Speaker 1: Where are you going?
Speaker 3: Where do you think I'm going right home and straighting
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Out that way? You're not?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Because your house is this way?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, I'm so mixed up at this point. I
Speaker 3: don't know my own name.
Speaker 2: It's Thorny.
Speaker 3: So long odds.
Speaker 5: There you are here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, here I am.
Speaker 4: You've been popping in and out of the house all day.
Speaker 4: I haven't been able to find you here.
Speaker 3: What's this? Read the cards to my darling husband in
Speaker 3: memory of March the third. Oh, Harrid, you shouldn't have
Speaker 3: done it. It's a box of cigars the.
Speaker 4: Same time I gave you for Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh, Harrod, you shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 4: Well, those cigars went so fast. I thought it'd be
Speaker 4: a nice present to give you again.
Speaker 3: Well they went fast because I was giving the mailman
Speaker 3: one every morning. Well you can continue giving him Slee No,
Speaker 3: I can't. He had himself transferredusing to.
Speaker 4: The gift you gave me that beautiful gold.
Speaker 3: Pin, Harriet? Is that beautiful pin? Where is it? Oh?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't work until I had it insured. Oh, before
Speaker 4: I have it insured, I have to have it.
Speaker 3: A praise before you have it a praise. I'd better
Speaker 3: have myself insured. What do you mean, Harriet, I want
Speaker 3: to talk to you about the cost of that pen.
Speaker 4: Oh, Ozzie, the price isn't important.
Speaker 3: It's the sentiment that counts.
Speaker 4: What difference does it make?
Speaker 3: What you spend five hundred dollars for it or three
Speaker 3: hundred or two hundred? What about a dollar eighty five?
Speaker 4: What about a dollar eighty five?
Speaker 3: That's what the pen cost? Oh? A dollar eighty five.
Speaker 2: That's a big laugh.
Speaker 3: Good, I could use a big laugh, right.
Speaker 4: I did you mean that tin actually cost only a
Speaker 4: dollar eighty five?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't forget the sentiment behind it there.
Speaker 4: Well, it still costs more than that box of cigard, Ozzie,
Speaker 4: as long as you've been so honest with me, I
Speaker 4: have a confession to make to you too. What's that
Speaker 4: You promise you won't get angry?
Speaker 3: Well, no, of course not.
Speaker 4: Well, then tell me why are we celebrating March the third.
Speaker 3: You mean you don't know.
Speaker 4: I've been trying to remember all day.
Speaker 3: Just for that, you have to smoke half of these
Speaker 3: the gods.
Speaker 4: No, what does March the third stand for?
Speaker 3: Dear allR it. From now on, always remember this March
Speaker 3: third is the anniversary of one of the silliest things
Speaker 3: that ever happened to you.
Speaker 4: Oh no, dear, your birthday is March twentieth.
Speaker 2: Oh,