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<v Speaker 1>The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, presenting America's favorite young couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Ozzie Nelson and Harriett Hilliott.

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<v Speaker 3>And now let's see what's going on in the Nelson family.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's Sunday morning as we visit the Nelson household

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<v Speaker 1>at eighteen forty.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven Rogers Rode, Ozzy, Harriet, David and Rickey are seated

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<v Speaker 3>around the kitchen table and they've just about finished breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, those hot tastes are great, Harriet.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks dear caf anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't eat another mouthful. Sure was a swell meal,

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<v Speaker 3>it wasn't it, Park.

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<v Speaker 2>That certainly was, David.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice day up today too, Yes, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you sleep all last night?

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<v Speaker 2>Park?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I did, David. It's a good meal, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>nice day, and I slept fine. You can bring out

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<v Speaker 3>your report card.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, see, Davis, I told you it wouldn't work. Here's

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<v Speaker 5>a report card, Pop. David said it was before on Pop,

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<v Speaker 5>but I told him Pop.

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<v Speaker 3>Learned English, A spelling, A geography, A hey, this is

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<v Speaker 3>all right, arithmetic, A history. B. Well that's a darn

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<v Speaker 3>good report card, David.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks Pop.

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<v Speaker 4>What'd you get Ozzie?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? E's except in history, oh, dear, and that's the

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<v Speaker 3>subject you've been helping him with. We got a B

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<v Speaker 3>in history. That's not so bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's Ricky's card.

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<v Speaker 4>He did pretty well too, Daddy, except for this one

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<v Speaker 4>right here, well.

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<v Speaker 3>On satisfactory and courtesy. How did that happen, Ricky?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, pop, or you must have done something

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<v Speaker 4>just sturdiest, dear. Don't you know what it was?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have any trouble with one of the other

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<v Speaker 3>kids at any time?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, not exactly. One day I tried to beat Marianne

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<v Speaker 5>Mason to the program. I tripped her and she tell down.

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<v Speaker 3>And you do know why you got unsatisfactory and courtesy?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, sir, I guess I forgot to say excuse me.

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<v Speaker 3>That isn't the point, Ricky.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think it was polite to trip.

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<v Speaker 2>A little girl?

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<v Speaker 5>She wills, she drinks me lots of time.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, dear, she can do it to you, but

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<v Speaker 4>a man doesn't do things like that to a lady.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think that's fair.

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<v Speaker 3>I neither do I, Ricky. But that's the way they've

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<v Speaker 3>got it set up.

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<v Speaker 4>Did the teacher say, why you only got to be

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<v Speaker 4>in history. David.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she said, it's because I can't remember dates.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember dates.

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<v Speaker 5>No, golly, how do they expect me to remember a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of things that happened before I was born.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like your father.

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<v Speaker 4>He can't remember a lot of things that happened before

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<v Speaker 4>you were born either.

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<v Speaker 5>Why we have to remembered dates?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway? That's good mental training. If you grow up, you'll

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<v Speaker 3>need a good memory for dates. Is that a good

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<v Speaker 3>thing to have you married? It is?

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<v Speaker 4>You, see, David, Daddy wishes he learned.

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<v Speaker 3>To remember Dave. Okay, just because I happened to overlook

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<v Speaker 3>our tenth anniversary, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been the

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<v Speaker 4>tenth one you'd overlook.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have reminded me like you do for the

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<v Speaker 3>other occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get on?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe it's something important?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, dear, go ahead? Anything more? Ougy, No, thanks, not

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<v Speaker 3>a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Ricky stopped pouring your milk in David's glass? Was it

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<v Speaker 4>anything important?

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<v Speaker 3>David? Oh? Hi, Thorny, Good morning everybody. Oh Tony, have

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thanks, Harry, I just finished a tremendous practice.

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<v Speaker 5>How about a half a glass of milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, Ricky, but I think you better finish it. Ju

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<v Speaker 2>I had just dropped in a moment to see you

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<v Speaker 2>about something odd.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if you too want to talk, maybe you better

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<v Speaker 4>go in the living room. I don't want to clear

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<v Speaker 4>away the dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I can wait a few moments.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to help, Thornie, I wouldn't think of

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<v Speaker 3>keeping you waiting. Come on, let's go in here. Sit down.

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<v Speaker 3>He lacks a while. Toney, thanks, what's new?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, for one thing, tomorrow's our wedding anniversary.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh congratulations, how' do you remember? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I must admit that my wife helped out with a

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<v Speaker 1>few pretty broad hints.

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<v Speaker 3>That always helps. Unfortunately, I seem to make especially of

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<v Speaker 3>forgetting anniversaries and birthdays. What makes it worse is that

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<v Speaker 3>Harriet always remembers him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an annoying thing about women.

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<v Speaker 1>They never forget their wedding anniversary.

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<v Speaker 3>And a man invariably does forget. I wonder why that is.

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<v Speaker 1>As a fisherman, do you remember the day you caught

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<v Speaker 1>your first big fish?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think the fish remembers.

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<v Speaker 3>I see what you mean? For Nie, are you getting

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<v Speaker 3>Katherine a gift?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I came to see you about.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I'm flat right now, but maybe I could

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<v Speaker 3>get Harry to give me an advance on my allowance.

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<v Speaker 1>This is that I've got the gift right here in

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<v Speaker 1>my pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>My problem is to keep Catherine from finding it until tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I see.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how curious women are, especially Catherine. If it's

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere in the house, you'll find it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you keep it right in your pocket?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding? I gotta go to sleep sometime.

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<v Speaker 3>Your wife must be pretty thorough.

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<v Speaker 2>Thorough she can put a bloodhound of shade.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year, I took her birthday present up to the attic,

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<v Speaker 1>pushed two trunks aside, opened the closet that had been

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<v Speaker 1>locked for two years, climbed up on a pile of newspapers,

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<v Speaker 1>and hid the gift in the far corner of the

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<v Speaker 1>closet under a pile.

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<v Speaker 3>Of old books. Sounds pretty safe to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I locked the closet door, pushed the trunks up against

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<v Speaker 1>the door, locked the attic door, came downstairs, washed my hands,

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<v Speaker 1>walked into the living room, and Catherine had her hat

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<v Speaker 1>and coat on and was on her way downtown to

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<v Speaker 1>exchange the gift.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you'd go too far, Thorny.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you keep this gift here until tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>And sure I'd be glad to thanks?

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<v Speaker 2>They got to go in down and see you later.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh where?

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<v Speaker 2>H Yeah? Don't tell Harriet about this, will you? I

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<v Speaker 2>want to keep it from Catherine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I want if you don't want me to Thorny.

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<v Speaker 3>But she wouldn't tell We don't tell her anyway. Well okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but believe me, Harriet isn't like other women. She just

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't talk about things like this. No, do you happen to.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a patch on those blue striped shorts you're wearing

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<v Speaker 1>that your.

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<v Speaker 3>Mother send you for Christmas? Yes? I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't tell Harry you about the brother?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Pop? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, David?

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<v Speaker 1>Say Pop?

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<v Speaker 3>Come in?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 5>Could get some ice cream after Sunday school week? Hey,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll bet that's my atomic green?

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<v Speaker 1>Did this package just.

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<v Speaker 5>Come in the mail phone?

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<v Speaker 3>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>David? Put that down? That doesn't belong to you. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't even know you sent the one sent for No. No, here,

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<v Speaker 3>give me the package, Dave. That's a gift for somebody.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh who's the Forepop?

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<v Speaker 3>I promised I wouldn't tell. It's a secret.

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<v Speaker 5>I wonder when my atomic gring is gonna get you.

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<v Speaker 3>M I wonder what this is Thorny got for his wife?

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds small and expensive?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, p what you got there?

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<v Speaker 2>Pop?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a present geesure top? No, no, it's it's not

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<v Speaker 3>for you, Ricky.

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<v Speaker 5>Even my birthday next week?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, Ricky, your birthday isn't until May.

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<v Speaker 5>He was I never get birthdays.

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<v Speaker 3>You get as many birthdays as anybody else.

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<v Speaker 5>How many birthdays have I had?

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<v Speaker 2>Pop?

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<v Speaker 3>Six?

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<v Speaker 5>How many David had?

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<v Speaker 3>Ten? See, Ricky, when you're ten years old like David is?

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<v Speaker 3>Now you have had ten birthdays too?

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<v Speaker 5>How many will David is head by?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's drop it, Ricky's. Oh it's a big secret. It's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be a surprise. Now. Aren't you going to

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<v Speaker 3>be late for Sunday school?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I got lots of time. What are you doing

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<v Speaker 5>with a prison top?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm putting it right up here on the mantel.

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<v Speaker 5>Why are you putting it up there?

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<v Speaker 2>Pop?

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<v Speaker 3>Just so a certain little boy doesn't go fooling around

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<v Speaker 3>with it?

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<v Speaker 5>What little boy?

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<v Speaker 3>A little boy about six and a half years old,

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<v Speaker 3>with blonde hair and a butch haircut.

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<v Speaker 5>Is his first name?

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<v Speaker 4>Ricky?

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't be surprised.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you better put it up down.

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<v Speaker 3>The Mattel'd you agree with me? I'll be upstairs if

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<v Speaker 3>anybody wants me, Ricky, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't know why people always think they had to put stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>But I can't reach.

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<v Speaker 5>It, that's right, I can't weak it. Of course Pop

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't want me to reach it. But if I wanted

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<v Speaker 5>to reach it, I could just pull that chair over. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>sound like I'm small, Rickie.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing on that chair?

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<v Speaker 3>And what's that you've got in your hand?

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<v Speaker 5>It's a present?

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<v Speaker 3>What was it for it?

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<v Speaker 5>Pp wouldn't tell me he does a secret secret. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>he's saving it for a surprise.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, then, I'm sure Daddy doesn't want you fooling around

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<v Speaker 4>with it.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess not.

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<v Speaker 4>And don't just think y'all to put it back. Don't

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<v Speaker 4>y'all to stick y'all to climb off the chair and

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<v Speaker 4>put the chair back where it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Him?

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<v Speaker 4>Hm, sounds small and expensive? Wonderful's inn it?

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you look? Oh No, that.

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't be fair.

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<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't it, Well, it just wouldn't, that's all.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll bet if you left the package and Allie was here,

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<v Speaker 3>He would not, He wouldn't too. Go ahead, take a look.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I shouldn't all go on?

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<v Speaker 5>Just want to peak?

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<v Speaker 4>No, go ahead, No, you're being childish about it. I

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<v Speaker 4>wonder what it can be.

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<v Speaker 3>Golly, the string is.

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<v Speaker 4>Loose, looks like it'll come right off. H golly came off.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor wrapping.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess i'd better rewrap it. Here is a card

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<v Speaker 4>to my loving wife in memory of March the third.

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<v Speaker 3>Hard weren't my tie, Ozzie?

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<v Speaker 4>You shouldn't have done it, Dear, I'm sorry. I looked

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<v Speaker 4>at the card that I just couldn't visit.

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<v Speaker 3>But Harriet, that's supposed to I've.

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<v Speaker 4>Never dreamed you remember March the third?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, oh, yes, March the third.

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<v Speaker 4>I was teaching you about not remembering anniversaries and birthdays

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<v Speaker 4>and things, all the while you had the surprise for

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<v Speaker 4>March the third.

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<v Speaker 3>March the third, I mean, you know what I'd forget. Frankly,

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<v Speaker 3>I was sure you'd forgotten. Oh, darling, how could I

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<v Speaker 3>forget the anniversary of the day we I mean the day?

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<v Speaker 3>How could I forget March third?

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<v Speaker 4>As long as I know you've got this, is it

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<v Speaker 4>all right? If I open it?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Oh, Harriet, I think i'd better tell you. The

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<v Speaker 3>fact is it is beautiful. What is it I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>This kind is lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>Dear.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave it to you to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do something like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, leave it to me.

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<v Speaker 4>You're the dearest, sweetest, most thoughtful Marriott.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Harriet, there's there's something I want to say to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, dear.

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<v Speaker 3>Happy March third. Watch the third. Can't be our anniversary

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<v Speaker 3>that's in October. Can't be the day we became engaged.

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<v Speaker 3>That was in the summer. Harriet's birthday is in July.

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<v Speaker 3>My birthday is March twentieth. Why is that, Ricky? You

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<v Speaker 3>know that's what happened March the third? Hello, March their Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll have to excuse me if I don't stop. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in quite a hurry.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you mind if I walk with you? Mister Nelson?

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<v Speaker 5>I got nothing to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is as far as I go. I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>stopping in here to see mister Thornbury.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, he isn't home, mister Nelson. I just thought I

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<v Speaker 5>leave with his golf club.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, for Pete's sake, anything wrong with Nelson? Yes, As

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<v Speaker 3>a matter of fact, I'm in a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>You're in trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, how fascinating.

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<v Speaker 5>What's wrong, mister Nelson.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, mister Thornberry left his wife. Mister thorn left his please,

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<v Speaker 3>mister Thornberry left his wife's anniversary president at my house.

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<v Speaker 3>Missus Nelson found it. Read the card to my wife

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<v Speaker 3>in memory of March the third, and she thinks it's

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<v Speaker 3>for me. Oh, my goodness, Emmy lou, how much does

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<v Speaker 3>a gold pin about? This big cost hobby, this big.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Holy? What are you gonna do? Mister Nelton? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>all right. It was so crazy about the pin. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have the heart to tell her. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 3>remember March the third. What's I don't know that either.

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<v Speaker 3>Racking my brain trying to remember your anniversary October the eighth.

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<v Speaker 3>I checked Harriet first July eighteenth. I checked that too.

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<v Speaker 4>Goodness, mister Nelton, March thear It must be something important

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<v Speaker 4>in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>See, I've been thinking all morning. First day I met

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<v Speaker 3>her January ninth, the first time I kissed her seven

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<v Speaker 3>o'clock January tenth, one year later.

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't you just tell her the truth, mister Nelson,

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<v Speaker 5>that if missus Thorndery's gift, and you don't remember what

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<v Speaker 5>march their tands for.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll get her another one. Tell her it was a

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<v Speaker 5>horrible mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't know her everything.

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<v Speaker 4>She'll understand.

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<v Speaker 5>She'll forgive you. When a woman loves a man, she

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<v Speaker 5>has a great capacity for forgiveness.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm sure missus Nelson will forgive you.

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<v Speaker 3>I suppose after you've told her everything, Look into her eyes.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at the expression on her face. Nothing is so

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<v Speaker 5>beautiful as the expression in a woman's eyes when she

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<v Speaker 5>forgives her husband for being a daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>I could be so sure about this as you are.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you can't be, mister Nelson.

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<v Speaker 5>People should be absolutely honest with each other.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I know, and it works.

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<v Speaker 5>One of my girlfriends had a boyfriend and they had

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<v Speaker 5>a similar misunderstanding about a Valentine and I gave her.

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<v Speaker 4>The same advice I'm giving you, and did it work?

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<v Speaker 3>Did it work?

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<v Speaker 5>Jeepers, you want to see my new boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Was emmy. That just proves your advice is not too good.

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<v Speaker 5>But it just goes to show what the power of

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<v Speaker 5>suggestion can do.

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<v Speaker 3>The power of suggestion. Hey, maybe that's an idea it is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe I could go to Harriet and sort of suggest

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<v Speaker 3>that the pin doesn't look good on her, or talk

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<v Speaker 3>about a better when i'd seen someplace, of course, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Get it back from her and get her another Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's song.

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<v Speaker 3>Simply super sammy dog win and try it out right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Good luck, mister Nelson.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope it all turns out just hyper hyper? What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Hyper's even more duper than super.

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<v Speaker 1>Ozzie? What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is?

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<v Speaker 3>Something wrong? No? I was just looking at your pin there,

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<v Speaker 3>the new gold pin. Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't take my eyes off of it either. It's

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<v Speaker 4>so becoming.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh do you really think so? But yet don't you?

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<v Speaker 3>Frankly there, now that I see it on you, I

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<v Speaker 3>really don't think it's your type at all? Why not? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it clashes with what I don't know. It just clashes

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<v Speaker 3>in general. I think it's beautiful. I wish you'd let

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<v Speaker 3>me exchange it for something more different.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Azzie, I love this tin. Why should you exchange it?

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<v Speaker 2>Will?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, maybe it's the wrong size or something wrong size,

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<v Speaker 3>or the wrong color. I read in a book once

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<v Speaker 3>where all the colors you wear should blend, and if

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<v Speaker 3>you're wearing any jewelie, like a gold pin, for instance,

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<v Speaker 3>it ought to match everything else.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Darling, a gold tin matches anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I read in another book that colors should be

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<v Speaker 3>in contrast.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, it's the most beautiful tin I've ever seen. And besides,

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<v Speaker 4>you picked it out all by yourself, so I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>exchange it for the world.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very sweet of you, Dear Harriet. You know I

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<v Speaker 3>was just thinking about March the third. Will you ever

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<v Speaker 3>forget March the third? No, dear, yes, sir, good old

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<v Speaker 3>March the third, Harriet. Uh huh oh, March the third?

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<v Speaker 3>What that day meant to us? Hun, dear, uh huh,

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<v Speaker 3>March the third. What do you think of when you

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<v Speaker 3>think of March the third? Harriet?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think of how wonderful and glorious it was.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think of Ojia?

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<v Speaker 3>Same, Harriet. Let's reminisce about March the third. That No, No,

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<v Speaker 3>it'll be great fun. You tell me what you did

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<v Speaker 3>that day, and then I'll tell you what I did.

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<v Speaker 4>You start, well, right after I got up, I heard

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<v Speaker 4>the phone ring. Yes, I answered the phone, and it

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<v Speaker 4>was you. Yes, Now it's your turn.

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<v Speaker 3>I I just remembered. I've got to go see Thornberry.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very important. Hello, Thornie, What are you doing here

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<v Speaker 3>in front of my house waiting for you? I've been

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<v Speaker 3>waiting for hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I start playing golf and then the boys and

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<v Speaker 1>I got the chewing the fat in the locker room.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you were waiting for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't mind you're playing golf, but hanging around

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<v Speaker 3>the locker room when I'm sitting here waiting for you,

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<v Speaker 3>never knowing when you're going to get home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, dear, I mean, there's what's wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Well about that gold pen you left at my house?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't need it until tomorrow. That's why

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<v Speaker 2>I left it at jaw house, because I knew it

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<v Speaker 2>would be safe and nobody be fooling it. Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>how did you know it was a gold pin?

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<v Speaker 3>Dorney? Do you want to sell that pin? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, Izzie, I don't think it looked good on.

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<v Speaker 3>You, Lesten. I'm in a lot of trouble. Harriet had

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<v Speaker 3>to open the package, and she thinks it is a

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<v Speaker 3>present from me. If only, instead of writing to my

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<v Speaker 3>loving wife, you'd put down a name, I wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 3>in this jam.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I've only got one wife, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>think there'd be any.

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<v Speaker 3>Confusion things that March the third is some sort of

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<v Speaker 3>anniversary between Harriet me and she just assumed that I

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<v Speaker 3>bought the gift for her as a remembrance. Say, that's

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<v Speaker 3>quite a mixup. Worst part is she's crazy about the pin,

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<v Speaker 3>and I haven't the heart to take it away from her.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course not.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't attacked either.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know this doesn't seem too serious.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew you'd take it this way, Thorny, you are solid.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, would you mind getting your wife another pin

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<v Speaker 3>and letting me buy this one from you?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that can be right.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll pay you for it anything. I'll write you out

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<v Speaker 3>to check this very minute. He's pretty steep, but it

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<v Speaker 3>serves me right. Get this check book out. Yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>give me the bad news. Thorny, raise yourself us.

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<v Speaker 2>This may be quite a shock.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay, I deserve it. How much was the pen?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a better idea. Why don't you just take

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<v Speaker 1>a little out of your allowance every week and pay

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<v Speaker 1>me back on the installment plan.

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<v Speaker 2>In that way, Harriet won't.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to know about it, Donnie, you're a swell guy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a pleasure. How much did it cost?

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<v Speaker 2>A dollar and eighty five cents?

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is silly, but you know it sounds

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<v Speaker 3>like you said a dollar eighty five cents. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>I did, And I thought I'd have to pay for

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<v Speaker 3>it out of my allowance.

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<v Speaker 2>For months and months. Dollar ready five. I can pay

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<v Speaker 2>for that in two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>And Harriet thinks, say, Thorny, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>A pretty cheap gift to give your while we'll just

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<v Speaker 1>stop pulling me up and down like a yo yo

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<v Speaker 1>sat Thorny, Harriet means a lot more to me than that.

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<v Speaker 2>But this pin is just a gang.

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<v Speaker 1>On our first anniversary, we were broke, so I blew

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of bucks on a little piece of costume jewelry.

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<v Speaker 1>And every year since then I've gotten Catherine some little

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<v Speaker 1>novelty or gadget for sentimental reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then that's not all you're giving. It costs not.

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<v Speaker 1>The pin is part of the tradition, and part of

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<v Speaker 1>the joke is hiding is problem? Oh you feel much

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<v Speaker 1>better now, do No? I feel much worse for what?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, don't you see? Harriet thinks the pin is very valuable.

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<v Speaker 3>And what's worse, I can for the life and you

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<v Speaker 3>remember what it is we celebrate and watched the third.

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<v Speaker 3>There's only one way to handle this. I've got to

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<v Speaker 3>work it out coolly, calmly and logically. I'll be seeing

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<v Speaker 3>your thorny here.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you going?

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<v Speaker 3>Where do you think I'm going right home and straighting

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<v Speaker 3>the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Out that way? You're not?

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<v Speaker 3>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Because your house is this way?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yes, I'm so mixed up at this point. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know my own name.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Thorny.

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<v Speaker 3>So long odds.

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<v Speaker 5>There you are here?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, here I am.

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<v Speaker 4>You've been popping in and out of the house all day.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't been able to find you here.

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<v Speaker 3>What's this? Read the cards to my darling husband in

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<v Speaker 3>memory of March the third. Oh, Harrid, you shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 3>done it. It's a box of cigars the.

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<v Speaker 4>Same time I gave you for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Harrod, you shouldn't have done it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, those cigars went so fast. I thought it'd be

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<v Speaker 4>a nice present to give you again.

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<v Speaker 3>Well they went fast because I was giving the mailman

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<v Speaker 3>one every morning. Well you can continue giving him Slee No,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. He had himself transferredusing to.

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<v Speaker 4>The gift you gave me that beautiful gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Pin, Harriet? Is that beautiful pin? Where is it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't work until I had it insured. Oh, before

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<v Speaker 4>I have it insured, I have to have it.

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<v Speaker 3>A praise before you have it a praise. I'd better

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<v Speaker 3>have myself insured. What do you mean, Harriet, I want

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<v Speaker 3>to talk to you about the cost of that pen.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Ozzie, the price isn't important.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the sentiment that counts.

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<v Speaker 4>What difference does it make?

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<v Speaker 3>What you spend five hundred dollars for it or three

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<v Speaker 3>hundred or two hundred? What about a dollar eighty five?

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<v Speaker 4>What about a dollar eighty five?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what the pen cost? Oh? A dollar eighty five.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a big laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Good, I could use a big laugh, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I did you mean that tin actually cost only a

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<v Speaker 4>dollar eighty five?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but don't forget the sentiment behind it there.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it still costs more than that box of cigard, Ozzie,

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<v Speaker 4>as long as you've been so honest with me, I

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<v Speaker 4>have a confession to make to you too. What's that

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<v Speaker 4>You promise you won't get angry?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, of course not.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, then tell me why are we celebrating March the third.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean you don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been trying to remember all day.

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<v Speaker 3>Just for that, you have to smoke half of these

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<v Speaker 3>the gods.

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<v Speaker 4>No, what does March the third stand for?

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<v Speaker 3>Dear allR it. From now on, always remember this March

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<v Speaker 3>third is the anniversary of one of the silliest things

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<v Speaker 3>that ever happened to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, dear, your birthday is March twentieth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh,
