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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with Lenchend Taco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right? Just another quick heads up.

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<v Speaker 2>We have Metallica tickets each morning this week. Yes, how

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<v Speaker 2>do you win the Metallica tickets? Lynched Taco place a

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<v Speaker 2>vote for you? Say we play it, which you can

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<v Speaker 2>do right now jr. Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>You're voting on which Molly Hatchets song you want to hear.

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<v Speaker 3>Your choices are Whiskey Man, Flirt with Disaster or Gator Country.

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<v Speaker 2>Listener suggestion this morning, So tell us which one of

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<v Speaker 2>those to play back in nine, the one with the

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<v Speaker 2>most votes.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll absolutely do that and then randomly pick somebody to

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<v Speaker 3>win Metallica tickets. All that we ask only vote once

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<v Speaker 3>for you say we play it? JR. Our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't don't vote and drive or text and drives. Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 3>You have about fifteen more minutes to take your time,

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<v Speaker 3>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Wits a good thing. With your lengthy resume, you'd be

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<v Speaker 2>able to probably offer some perspective on this first story.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to do with trucket again, No, it does have

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<v Speaker 2>to do a transportation though your days as a chopper pilot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, between you and you know, maybe if we

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<v Speaker 2>had the life coach here, I think maybe this might

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<v Speaker 2>have been more of a life coach situation that we're

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<v Speaker 2>dealing with.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, ask him on Wednesday when it comes.

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<v Speaker 2>What we have here is the CEO of a concrete

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<v Speaker 2>company in Minneapolis at war with the city that he

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<v Speaker 2>lives in, which is East Gull Lake, a very well

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<v Speaker 2>to do I guess suburb of the Twin Cities.

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<v Speaker 3>If you noticed, pat emphasized cement because no concrete. Whenever

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<v Speaker 3>you bring up concrete, cement, whatever, there's a handful of

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<v Speaker 3>people who get all all crazy. It's not that it's

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<v Speaker 3>not called that. Settle down everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's the CEO's name is Doug Schieffer, and he

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<v Speaker 2>is at odds with East Gull Lake over the use

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<v Speaker 2>of his helicopter. He insists that there is nothing wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with him taking off and landing his chopper there at

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<v Speaker 2>his multimillion dollar estate in Gull Lake's Steamboats Bay.

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<v Speaker 3>First world problems right there exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>He's had the ongoing dispute over whether he can take off,

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<v Speaker 2>land and store his helicopter on the property. The city

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<v Speaker 2>maintains that under its zoning ordinances, those activities constitute an

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<v Speaker 2>airport and aren't permitted in residential lake shore areas.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, your neighbor's got to hear that. They don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to hear it. Then when you're coming in, you gotta

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<v Speaker 3>hear you coming into blowing your trash cans all over

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<v Speaker 3>the placement. Oh, I didn't think of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Your piles of leaves and stuff going everywhere for this

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<v Speaker 2>time of year.

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<v Speaker 3>For those that are curious about my uh my chopper

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<v Speaker 3>pilot days, yes, it was when I was a young

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<v Speaker 3>boy on the way to my buddy Frank's hunting camp.

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<v Speaker 3>His dad let me take control. I had our lives

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<v Speaker 3>in our hands, bat at the age of probably probably

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<v Speaker 3>probably around ten years old. It was cool, man. We

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<v Speaker 3>landed that thing right in like a you know, an

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<v Speaker 3>I Hop parking lot or one of those places, and

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<v Speaker 3>we were in a spectacle and somewhere the redneck town.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it was great.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys did too, uh any of that chopper hunting,

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<v Speaker 2>did you?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Wish?

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<v Speaker 3>It's that's a hot button issue with some weenies. Mom, man,

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<v Speaker 3>you can hang out of and chopper mow down a

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<v Speaker 3>herd of elk. I say, machine downder that. So he's

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna be able to park it.

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<v Speaker 2>There is no unless those ordinance has changed. Look, you're

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<v Speaker 2>the CEO of what I'm assuming is a huge concrete

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<v Speaker 2>company because you own a multimillion dollar home. Dude, start

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<v Speaker 2>greasing some wheels here, man, Yeah, cut some back room deals.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you get contracts?

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<v Speaker 4>Same?

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<v Speaker 3>You know this game. There's big money in that stuff. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>I remember I told you it was the Creed Show

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<v Speaker 3>with all the guys in the Asphalt company. Very cool

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<v Speaker 3>dudes too, just walking by the Getaco. Come on in,

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<v Speaker 3>have a beer in our section.

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<v Speaker 2>Were they sitting in there telling concrete jokes?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, we were all enjoying the Creed competition.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, cementhead. All caps texts should be coming in

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<v Speaker 2>in three two one. Exactly dangerous Christmas music. An outfit

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<v Speaker 2>called Insurance Opedia. I guess this is some insurance industry

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<v Speaker 2>deal just pleaded a study that indicates that Christmas songs

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<v Speaker 2>with over one hundred and twenty beats per minute can

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<v Speaker 2>lead to dangerous driving. Actually, they will go a step

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<v Speaker 2>further and say any song with over one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>twenty EPM can cause dangerous driving, but they decided to

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<v Speaker 2>break it down and make it, uh you know, seasonal here.

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<v Speaker 3>Just in time for the holidays. What the hell do

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<v Speaker 3>you think of Metallica song gues Doe.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you right now, you're literally taking your hands

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<v Speaker 2>into your own life, or your life into your hands

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<v Speaker 2>if you're rocking Frosty the Snowman while you're driving, because

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<v Speaker 2>that comes in at a whopping one hundred and seventy

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<v Speaker 2>two beats per minute.

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<v Speaker 3>You could be doing that on our on our Sisters

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<v Speaker 3>station ever the Magic one O seven seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sure this is the type of promotion they want. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>when you're in the holiday mood and you want to go.

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<v Speaker 4>Fast and reckless, now tune in for some FRD see

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<v Speaker 4>the Snowman. Oh god, look what's number two? All I

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<v Speaker 4>want for Christmas? Is you Mariah Carey?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? She still does it for me. Oh yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 3>no argument there whatsoever. She didn't go out a date.

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<v Speaker 3>There's something about her.

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<v Speaker 2>Number three The Screamer Felice Navi Dodd from Jose Feliciano. Please,

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<v Speaker 2>I can see where you know the next thing, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>both hands are off the wheel and you're flinging them

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<v Speaker 2>in the air like you just don't care, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>careening down into a drainage ditch.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't think I've ever been in a

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<v Speaker 3>room or in my car anywhere doing two hands in

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<v Speaker 3>the ear.

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<v Speaker 2>According to this, at number five, you could get you

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<v Speaker 2>might come end up in a fireball over happy Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>War is over from John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, OK, now that's somebody I really don't care for.

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<v Speaker 3>Mariah carry though. Did Mariah go off the off the

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<v Speaker 3>rails a little bit? Didn't? Wouldn't she go to She

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<v Speaker 3>had some crazy I know Eminem was poking it for

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<v Speaker 3>a bet. He was, uh huh he did? Mariah Carey? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>really a thing? Yeah she she Yeah, Well, well knew

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<v Speaker 3>was sitting here. I'm gonna go ahead. Laura Trump Off,

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<v Speaker 3>I had that Laura Trump mkinny Mariah here.

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<v Speaker 2>Our minds just worked differently. We mentioned that Laura Trump

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<v Speaker 2>is stepping down as co chair of the RNC because

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<v Speaker 2>it's speculated that she actually may nd up being UH

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<v Speaker 2>named Marco Rubio's replacement to serve out his term or

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<v Speaker 2>find a place in the incoming uh administration in another capacity.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's stepping down from that job, and he goes

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<v Speaker 2>from that news to searching her in a bikini.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what you gotta do, It's called show research. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>get this Mariah now, well, I know, I know that

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<v Speaker 3>did you cross Pollen eight with M and M?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I just want to see her pictures. When

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<v Speaker 3>we were saying that she never goes out a date.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a package of cheese. She's like a fine wine.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro dare I put bikini for her? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, we got Wall Street Journal just did a

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<v Speaker 2>big riveting story. Boy, you can make money doing anything

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<v Speaker 2>these days. How about north of one hundred dollars an

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<v Speaker 2>hour as a backscratcher?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Tony George is the fifty five year old fifty five

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<v Speaker 2>year old owner of Scratcher Girls in Miami.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, one hundred and thirty dollars for.

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<v Speaker 2>An hour of scratching using her three inch manicured nails,

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<v Speaker 2>raking them down on her client's back, limbs, scalp and

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<v Speaker 2>even the insides of their ears.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bunch of perfs. This is a scratch a batch,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what this is. And eminem I searched Mariah uh

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<v Speaker 3>Mchini Eminem and Mariah carries long standing feud. Yeah that

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<v Speaker 3>was from two thousand the rapper was it a feud

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<v Speaker 3>or they and the fantasy singer struggled to put their

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<v Speaker 3>emotions aside and make peace after Eminem claimed claiming that

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<v Speaker 3>they dated.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so it was, uh, let's not tell anybody about

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<v Speaker 2>this on one of their parts, and somebody told people

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not ideah. Whenever she went to Diddy parties, freak out.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's a list that comes out, that is the

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<v Speaker 2>one I Who else wants to see that list?

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<v Speaker 3>Who doesn't?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, babes, he doesn't want to see a list.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're on that list, you don't what to say exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>but just the curiosity is killing me on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck your best friend, except you don't have to buy

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<v Speaker 1>your beer or Lona's money. J R r