Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology with Lenchend Taco one on one
Speaker 1: one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right? Just another quick heads up.
Speaker 2: We have Metallica tickets each morning this week. Yes, how
Speaker 2: do you win the Metallica tickets? Lynched Taco place a
Speaker 2: vote for you? Say we play it, which you can
Speaker 2: do right now jr. Facebook page.
Speaker 3: You're voting on which Molly Hatchets song you want to hear.
Speaker 3: Your choices are Whiskey Man, Flirt with Disaster or Gator Country.
Speaker 2: Listener suggestion this morning, So tell us which one of
Speaker 2: those to play back in nine, the one with the
Speaker 2: most votes.
Speaker 3: We'll absolutely do that and then randomly pick somebody to
Speaker 3: win Metallica tickets. All that we ask only vote once
Speaker 3: for you say we play it? JR. Our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Don't don't vote and drive or text and drives. Go ahead,
Speaker 3: You have about fifteen more minutes to take your time,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: Wits a good thing. With your lengthy resume, you'd be
Speaker 2: able to probably offer some perspective on this first story.
Speaker 2: Have to do with trucket again, No, it does have
Speaker 2: to do a transportation though your days as a chopper pilot.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, between you and you know, maybe if we
Speaker 2: had the life coach here, I think maybe this might
Speaker 2: have been more of a life coach situation that we're
Speaker 2: dealing with.
Speaker 3: Oh, ask him on Wednesday when it comes.
Speaker 2: What we have here is the CEO of a concrete
Speaker 2: company in Minneapolis at war with the city that he
Speaker 2: lives in, which is East Gull Lake, a very well
Speaker 2: to do I guess suburb of the Twin Cities.
Speaker 3: If you noticed, pat emphasized cement because no concrete. Whenever
Speaker 3: you bring up concrete, cement, whatever, there's a handful of
Speaker 3: people who get all all crazy. It's not that it's
Speaker 3: not called that. Settle down everybody.
Speaker 2: So what's the CEO's name is Doug Schieffer, and he
Speaker 2: is at odds with East Gull Lake over the use
Speaker 2: of his helicopter. He insists that there is nothing wrong
Speaker 2: with him taking off and landing his chopper there at
Speaker 2: his multimillion dollar estate in Gull Lake's Steamboats Bay.
Speaker 3: First world problems right there exactly.
Speaker 2: He's had the ongoing dispute over whether he can take off,
Speaker 2: land and store his helicopter on the property. The city
Speaker 2: maintains that under its zoning ordinances, those activities constitute an
Speaker 2: airport and aren't permitted in residential lake shore areas.
Speaker 3: Hey, your neighbor's got to hear that. They don't want
Speaker 3: to hear it. Then when you're coming in, you gotta
Speaker 3: hear you coming into blowing your trash cans all over
Speaker 3: the placement. Oh, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2: Your piles of leaves and stuff going everywhere for this
Speaker 2: time of year.
Speaker 3: For those that are curious about my uh my chopper
Speaker 3: pilot days, yes, it was when I was a young
Speaker 3: boy on the way to my buddy Frank's hunting camp.
Speaker 3: His dad let me take control. I had our lives
Speaker 3: in our hands, bat at the age of probably probably
Speaker 3: probably around ten years old. It was cool, man. We
Speaker 3: landed that thing right in like a you know, an
Speaker 3: I Hop parking lot or one of those places, and
Speaker 3: we were in a spectacle and somewhere the redneck town.
Speaker 3: You know, it was great.
Speaker 2: You guys did too, uh any of that chopper hunting,
Speaker 2: did you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Wish?
Speaker 3: It's that's a hot button issue with some weenies. Mom, man,
Speaker 3: you can hang out of and chopper mow down a
Speaker 3: herd of elk. I say, machine downder that. So he's
Speaker 3: not gonna be able to park it.
Speaker 2: There is no unless those ordinance has changed. Look, you're
Speaker 2: the CEO of what I'm assuming is a huge concrete
Speaker 2: company because you own a multimillion dollar home. Dude, start
Speaker 2: greasing some wheels here, man, Yeah, cut some back room deals.
Speaker 3: How do you get contracts?
Speaker 4: Same?
Speaker 3: You know this game. There's big money in that stuff. Man,
Speaker 3: I remember I told you it was the Creed Show
Speaker 3: with all the guys in the Asphalt company. Very cool
Speaker 3: dudes too, just walking by the Getaco. Come on in,
Speaker 3: have a beer in our section.
Speaker 2: Were they sitting in there telling concrete jokes?
Speaker 3: No, no, we were all enjoying the Creed competition.
Speaker 2: Good morning, cementhead. All caps texts should be coming in
Speaker 2: in three two one. Exactly dangerous Christmas music. An outfit
Speaker 2: called Insurance Opedia. I guess this is some insurance industry
Speaker 2: deal just pleaded a study that indicates that Christmas songs
Speaker 2: with over one hundred and twenty beats per minute can
Speaker 2: lead to dangerous driving. Actually, they will go a step
Speaker 2: further and say any song with over one hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty EPM can cause dangerous driving, but they decided to
Speaker 2: break it down and make it, uh you know, seasonal here.
Speaker 3: Just in time for the holidays. What the hell do
Speaker 3: you think of Metallica song gues Doe.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, you're literally taking your hands
Speaker 2: into your own life, or your life into your hands
Speaker 2: if you're rocking Frosty the Snowman while you're driving, because
Speaker 2: that comes in at a whopping one hundred and seventy
Speaker 2: two beats per minute.
Speaker 3: You could be doing that on our on our Sisters
Speaker 3: station ever the Magic one O seven seven.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure this is the type of promotion they want. Hey,
Speaker 2: when you're in the holiday mood and you want to go.
Speaker 4: Fast and reckless, now tune in for some FRD see
Speaker 4: the Snowman. Oh god, look what's number two? All I
Speaker 4: want for Christmas? Is you Mariah Carey?
Speaker 3: Yeah? She still does it for me. Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 3: no argument there whatsoever. She didn't go out a date.
Speaker 3: There's something about her.
Speaker 2: Number three The Screamer Felice Navi Dodd from Jose Feliciano. Please,
Speaker 2: I can see where you know the next thing, you know,
Speaker 2: both hands are off the wheel and you're flinging them
Speaker 2: in the air like you just don't care, and you're
Speaker 2: careening down into a drainage ditch.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think I've ever been in a
Speaker 3: room or in my car anywhere doing two hands in
Speaker 3: the ear.
Speaker 2: According to this, at number five, you could get you
Speaker 2: might come end up in a fireball over happy Christmas.
Speaker 2: War is over from John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
Speaker 3: Come on, OK, now that's somebody I really don't care for.
Speaker 3: Mariah carry though. Did Mariah go off the off the
Speaker 3: rails a little bit? Didn't? Wouldn't she go to She
Speaker 3: had some crazy I know Eminem was poking it for
Speaker 3: a bet. He was, uh huh he did? Mariah Carey? Yeah,
Speaker 3: really a thing? Yeah she she Yeah, Well, well knew
Speaker 3: was sitting here. I'm gonna go ahead. Laura Trump Off,
Speaker 3: I had that Laura Trump mkinny Mariah here.
Speaker 2: Our minds just worked differently. We mentioned that Laura Trump
Speaker 2: is stepping down as co chair of the RNC because
Speaker 2: it's speculated that she actually may nd up being UH
Speaker 2: named Marco Rubio's replacement to serve out his term or
Speaker 2: find a place in the incoming uh administration in another capacity.
Speaker 2: So she's stepping down from that job, and he goes
Speaker 2: from that news to searching her in a bikini.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you gotta do, It's called show research. I'll
Speaker 3: get this Mariah now, well, I know, I know that
Speaker 3: did you cross Pollen eight with M and M?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I just want to see her pictures. When
Speaker 3: we were saying that she never goes out a date.
Speaker 3: She's a package of cheese. She's like a fine wine.
Speaker 3: Bro dare I put bikini for her? All right?
Speaker 2: Come on, we got Wall Street Journal just did a
Speaker 2: big riveting story. Boy, you can make money doing anything
Speaker 2: these days. How about north of one hundred dollars an
Speaker 2: hour as a backscratcher?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Tony George is the fifty five year old fifty five
Speaker 2: year old owner of Scratcher Girls in Miami.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred and thirty dollars for.
Speaker 2: An hour of scratching using her three inch manicured nails,
Speaker 2: raking them down on her client's back, limbs, scalp and
Speaker 2: even the insides of their ears.
Speaker 3: It's a bunch of perfs. This is a scratch a batch,
Speaker 3: that's what this is. And eminem I searched Mariah uh
Speaker 3: Mchini Eminem and Mariah carries long standing feud. Yeah that
Speaker 3: was from two thousand the rapper was it a feud
Speaker 3: or they and the fantasy singer struggled to put their
Speaker 3: emotions aside and make peace after Eminem claimed claiming that
Speaker 3: they dated.
Speaker 2: Oh so it was, uh, let's not tell anybody about
Speaker 2: this on one of their parts, and somebody told people
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: I'm not ideah. Whenever she went to Diddy parties, freak out.
Speaker 2: If there's a list that comes out, that is the
Speaker 2: one I Who else wants to see that list?
Speaker 3: Who doesn't?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 3: Man, babes, he doesn't want to see a list.
Speaker 2: If you're on that list, you don't what to say exactly,
Speaker 2: but just the curiosity is killing me on that one.
Speaker 1: Fuck your best friend, except you don't have to buy
Speaker 1: your beer or Lona's money. J R r