Speaker 1: Good evening.
Speaker 2: The makers of the new Winso bring you the amoson
Speaker 2: Andy Show with their guest tonight, the lovely star of
Speaker 2: the new RKO Radio Picture Tender, Comrade, Miss Ginger Roger.
Speaker 2: Amoson Andy's theme is the perfect song every Friday Night.
Speaker 3: Now, my theme for tonight.
Speaker 2: Is rinso certainly gets around. However, Amos and Andy are
Speaker 2: ready and waiting, and here they come with their guests,
Speaker 2: Miss Ginger Rogers. Our story opens tonight not with Amos
Speaker 2: and Andy up in Harlem, but in Prichard's Department store downtown.
Speaker 2: We find missus Henry van Porter walking down one.
Speaker 3: Of the aisles, approaching the gift department.
Speaker 2: Behind the counter is the sales girl, Miss Ginger Rogers.
Speaker 4: Something I can do for you. I was looking for
Speaker 4: a pair of books, something not too gaudy and yet
Speaker 4: smart and chit.
Speaker 5: Has you got anything for a dollar?
Speaker 4: Well? Yes, we have these last ones here. They're on
Speaker 4: sale at a dollar. Oh yes, yes, there is charming,
Speaker 4: ain't it. They're a very good value. They're made by
Speaker 4: a very fine firm in San Diego. Oh imported. I'll
Speaker 4: take a pair of them please, all right, that'll be
Speaker 4: a dollar. Thread do you wish to take them a gift.
Speaker 5: No, this is a sin I want to wrap to
Speaker 5: the gifts and send to mister Andrew H.
Speaker 4: Brown at this address here. Fine, I'll see that it
Speaker 4: gets in the afternoon delivery.
Speaker 5: Oh what time should that drive there?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not sure our truck driver is getting a
Speaker 4: permanent wave today. She may be a little late.
Speaker 5: By the way, has you got any more than plastic
Speaker 5: pitt your frames that you advertised last week?
Speaker 4: Not a one of them last The way the women
Speaker 4: went for those things, you know, thought Frank Sinatra came
Speaker 4: with every frame in person. But we've got a new
Speaker 4: shipment coming in tomorrow morning, so be sure to be
Speaker 4: here early.
Speaker 1: Sol Kingfish, I started on a regular job, Brother Crawford,
Speaker 1: done got it for me, and I'm going to work well.
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't feel too bad about the thing. You
Speaker 1: might get a break and get fired at the end
Speaker 1: of the first week. No, no, the ain't no chance
Speaker 1: of that. And what's more, eyes really anxious to start
Speaker 1: on this job? Or when is you fools to start?
Speaker 1: And when does it happen? January the first I starts
Speaker 1: him to supply department at the Harlem Hospital. Oh, well,
Speaker 1: by that time you be yourself again. I guarantee that
Speaker 1: by January the foss this whole crazy feeling will leave
Speaker 1: you and go away. Wait a minute, Kingfish, I don't
Speaker 1: want it to go away. Other people's goes to work,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna try it too. And do you know
Speaker 1: what you are letting yourself in for? You know that
Speaker 1: if you take the job, you able have to get
Speaker 1: up at seven o'clock every morning? Well, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Other people do? It doesn't brother, And a seven o'clock
Speaker 1: was never meant for getting up hour. The only reason
Speaker 1: they got that number seven printed on the clock is
Speaker 1: so there won't be no blank space between six and eight.
Speaker 1: That's why. Well, Kingfish, all I gotta say is that
Speaker 1: I've done decided to take this job. Our brother Crawford
Speaker 1: done got it for me through a friend of his
Speaker 1: at the Harlem Hospital. And it's a good job. And
Speaker 1: well I'm going to work January the first. Well, and
Speaker 1: I guess you know what you're doing. I just hope
Speaker 1: that you ain't doing all this on the repulse of
Speaker 1: the minute. There's all the hope. Yeah, Well you see, Kingfish, Well,
Speaker 1: come in lightning.
Speaker 3: I heard that lightning oh hard man, No that that
Speaker 3: this package.
Speaker 4: Come fight over at the large hall.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, Lightning.
Speaker 4: I wonder what's in it?
Speaker 1: Don't croud me like? Yeah, stand back legend he and
Speaker 1: and they can open it. A pair of bookends a
Speaker 1: book and what are they for, Misander? Well, to keep
Speaker 1: books from falling down?
Speaker 4: Oh that was a good invention.
Speaker 1: All right, here's the card. Thanks for everything, missus, Henry
Speaker 1: van puter h what's he thinking of?
Speaker 3: Da?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I kind of helped Henry the seller insurance policy. What
Speaker 1: in the world is you gonna do with glass bookends? Then? Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do conferentially and under
Speaker 1: your hat and just three the two of us, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to get the money back on Oh, it's
Speaker 1: going to exchange.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: If it was one thing that I hate, it's bookends.
Speaker 1: He was writing and taking back this President air far.
Speaker 1: You ain't got no use of bookends. Nah, kind of
Speaker 1: like a sandwich without nothing between the bread. Of course
Speaker 1: I could keep my funny papers in Tweenham, But that
Speaker 1: just looked like I was trying to put on the dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's laying on heavy already. Tell you what fellas. I'm
Speaker 1: going down the Pritchard's departments though, and change these things
Speaker 1: right now, I'll see you later. Uh, pardon me, miss,
Speaker 1: I'd like to exchange these book ins.
Speaker 4: And what's wrong with them?
Speaker 1: I ain't got no.
Speaker 4: Book Oh let's see. Were these a gift?
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am a missus van Porter sent them to me.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, now you're sure you don't want these? After all,
Speaker 4: they're imported from San Diego.
Speaker 1: Well, far as I have returned, they can send them
Speaker 1: back on the next book.
Speaker 4: Well, you see on sales merchandise.
Speaker 1: And well hello hello, missus van Porter.
Speaker 5: Oh what are you doing here? On those the book
Speaker 5: ends are bought here for you yesterday?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right. You did give
Speaker 1: me these. I was just telling the sales lady here
Speaker 1: how I is bottom and did I want to buy
Speaker 1: three more pair? But you said you want to do
Speaker 1: I say I want to get the three more pairs?
Speaker 4: Well, I guess the customer is always right.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, miss, I'll stay ahere. Did you finish waiting
Speaker 5: on it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So here I is now king fished with four
Speaker 1: pair of bookeys. Yeah, if you're the piling up on you, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give you money back.
Speaker 3: At the store.
Speaker 1: Uh no, I hid in the men's shoe department, so
Speaker 1: missus van Fold left. Then I went over there and
Speaker 1: try to get my money back.
Speaker 3: Or was it it?
Speaker 1: They say it was all sale merchandise. And when that
Speaker 1: stuff go out, it stays out. Well, don't worry, and
Speaker 1: I think everything goes turn out all right for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it show is nice to you to bring me
Speaker 1: over this swapshop here, King kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm glad to.
Speaker 1: Do it, and come on us, go on in. How
Speaker 1: are you thoms?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: My plan here, mister Brown h wants to talk to
Speaker 1: you about some bookends.
Speaker 3: Well, book ends is pretty hard to get these days.
Speaker 3: You just can't find them. But I'll let you have
Speaker 3: a couple of pairs, three dollars a pair.
Speaker 1: No, no, don't know. I want to buy none. I
Speaker 1: want to sell you something.
Speaker 3: Oh well, in that case, the market is flooded with him.
Speaker 3: See what I'll do. I'll give you a test that's
Speaker 3: a path for that market.
Speaker 1: Show got flooded fast.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a wave that come up there on
Speaker 1: this thing.
Speaker 8: Sure, well, to tell you the truth, Kingfish, i'd better
Speaker 8: swap stuff than to buy things for cash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, uh, why did you swap me for these
Speaker 1: four pair of book ends? Well?
Speaker 8: Let me see now, let me see what you might
Speaker 8: be of use here. Now, how about this electric motor here?
Speaker 8: One quarter horsepower?
Speaker 1: H quarter horse power? What does that mean?
Speaker 8: Well, electrical speaking, it means that it generates the power
Speaker 8: of a quarter of a horse.
Speaker 1: Find it like a horse kicking with one leg?
Speaker 3: Huh that's the way.
Speaker 1: What could I use the motive for?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: You can use he was a motor for hundreds of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what would one thing be?
Speaker 8: Well, one thing is you? Well, the motor is good
Speaker 8: to have in case you want to make something goold.
Speaker 1: Right now, I ain't got nothing that needs going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if you ain't got nothing that needs going, then
Speaker 1: you sure don't need nothing to make.
Speaker 3: It go with. So how about a tennis racket?
Speaker 1: How would you put the motor on it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Just a plane tennis racket. It's still got most decreases
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: Would you take that king face? Hmm hm? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, no, well listen, how about a gas heater?
Speaker 1: No, no, I ain't got no gas in my room.
Speaker 3: What could you use a baby budget?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: Up? Wait, a minute. Don't be silling. Oh hey, any
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you could use a baby now wait
Speaker 1: a minute, King fail, Oh who loved the bugget? Sam?
Speaker 3: It's a deal, but.
Speaker 1: Lessen, king up, pardon the deal. Give the man their book?
Speaker 1: Nd okay, okay, here.
Speaker 3: You is, Sam, and uh that'll be two dollars swapping charges.
Speaker 1: Oh two dollars h all right, anything to get rid
Speaker 1: of them book ins here you is? Thank you? Bring
Speaker 1: the baby buggy in? Come on in. Okay, now listen,
Speaker 1: King Kase, what is I gonna do with a baby buggy?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Look here? We done made a great deal.
Speaker 2: And I was talking to Slim Johnson las Night and
Speaker 2: him Minezuela has been looking.
Speaker 3: High and low for a used baby bugget.
Speaker 1: I think they'll pears hires eight dollars for it. Well,
Speaker 1: this thing ate in too good a shape. Come on
Speaker 1: and they will call up Slim. There's a phone in
Speaker 1: this Seaguar store right here. Okay, well, hey, look here
Speaker 1: there's brother Crawford's then from the Seaguars stor or.
Speaker 3: The Hello there, brother Crawfort, how is it?
Speaker 4: Hell on that boy?
Speaker 1: What are you doing here?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: We was just down to the swap shop and got
Speaker 1: this baby buggy that we're gonna try to sell to somebody. Say,
Speaker 1: by the way, brother Crawf, but I want to thank
Speaker 1: you for getting me that job. And someday I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do something for you, Eh, Sandy, I'm bad you will
Speaker 1: if then it tells me here that it's going to
Speaker 1: help him January to fours at the Harlem Hospital. That's right,
Speaker 1: but don't thank me, Andy. My wife suggested that I
Speaker 1: recommends you for the jobs. He suggested that the day
Speaker 1: before she left to visit her mother. H say, what
Speaker 1: does you hang around here for, Brother Crawford? I am
Speaker 1: waiting for somebody. I'm a little early. Well, listen, brother Crawford,
Speaker 1: we got to go inside here and make a phone call.
Speaker 1: Would you mind keeping your eye on this baby buggy
Speaker 1: for a second? No, not if you're not too long. Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta be running along now, Amus, nothing else new,
Speaker 1: huh uh.
Speaker 6: No, our scept guy was riding along on the street
Speaker 6: car this morning, and I see Brother Crawford standing in
Speaker 6: front of a seagullf stoor with a baby buggy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Me and the kingfish running
Speaker 1: to him there. Tell me, and when is it gonna
Speaker 1: happen January first at the Harlem Hospital.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I sure glad to hear that.
Speaker 1: Is it a secret? No, no, you can tell anybody
Speaker 1: you want to spread the good news all around so
Speaker 1: long here.
Speaker 6: Oh around town amo, Oh nothing much Depthy Crawfords is
Speaker 6: gonna have a baby, a baby when January the first
Speaker 6: at the Harlem Hospital.
Speaker 5: Well, Sapphire, just between you and me, the Crawlers is
Speaker 5: going to have a.
Speaker 7: Blessed eveit no, yeah, brother, and uh just here big
Speaker 7: news there?
Speaker 1: What is the news being Busy Crawford is going to
Speaker 1: have a baby. Well, why is it that I as
Speaker 1: always the last one to hear about something like that?
Speaker 1: That's who my wife to whom he is gonna help
Speaker 1: around January the first at the Harlem Hospital. Yeah. Well
Speaker 1: now that show is the COI Islands. You know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start working in that same hospital on that same day. Well,
Speaker 1: be careful, Andy, don't let the baby see you work
Speaker 1: and know he was letting a young baby get a
Speaker 1: shock like that.
Speaker 2: After brother Crawford was seen standing on the corner watching
Speaker 2: the baby buggy for Andy, who had received it in
Speaker 2: exchange for his bookends at the swap shop. Words spread
Speaker 2: like wildfire through Harlem that the Crawfords are having a baby.
Speaker 1: That's what Andy and the Kingfish are discussing.
Speaker 3: Now in Andy's office.
Speaker 1: So well, when I hear that brother craw driving home
Speaker 1: tonight from visiting the kinfolks, I threw him away.
Speaker 3: I thought it'd be.
Speaker 1: Nice if we all got together and give the craw
Speaker 1: for a surprise baby shower.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, lies back at the thing, one hundred percent, King Fizz.
Speaker 1: After all, the Crawfords was pretty nice to me getting
Speaker 1: that job on it. Yeah, I figure I kind of
Speaker 1: order zifocate. Uh when when is the shower gonna be tonight?
Speaker 1: And at the bad life monk, we all to work
Speaker 1: fast on the team. Yeah, she done told everybody not
Speaker 1: to stay nothing bout him. Yeah, wait a minute, year
Speaker 1: the shower is gonna be tonight. I better hurry help
Speaker 1: them get a present. Come on, we'll shoot downtown to
Speaker 1: Pritchard's departments. Wait a minute, and they'll swim back out
Speaker 1: on the deal. Uh, why don't you give Crawford the
Speaker 1: baby buggy? Oh no, I'm gonna buy him something brand new.
Speaker 10: Come on, go right in, miss Rogers, Mister Pritchett is
Speaker 10: expected you.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 10: Oh come in Miss Rogers ahead, yeah, sit down, thank you.
Speaker 9: And how long have you been with our organization, Miss Rodgers?
Speaker 1: Two years?
Speaker 4: Two years? Well, surely, mister Pritchett, you remember nineteen thirty
Speaker 4: eight when I was the girl who won the Pritchard
Speaker 4: Award for customer approach fourth floor rear.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
Speaker 9: Well, I just wanted to tell you, Miss Rogers, that's
Speaker 9: starting to day. You are leaving book nds and brick
Speaker 9: a Brack and going.
Speaker 1: Into baby clothes.
Speaker 4: Baby clothes.
Speaker 9: Yes, the reason we have to make the transfer is
Speaker 9: dismss Rogers, our bookend and brick a Brack business has
Speaker 9: fallen off due to priorities, while on the other hand,
Speaker 9: baby clothes.
Speaker 4: I know the stork doesn't need a priority. He just
Speaker 4: comes in on a wing and a prayer. The jam
Speaker 4: is the pridget. I don't know anything about baby clothes.
Speaker 3: I realize that.
Speaker 9: That's why I want you to go up there as
Speaker 9: soon as possible and acquainke yourself with the stock sizes.
Speaker 1: And all that.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll do the best I can.
Speaker 9: Oh, and one more thing is Rogers, it might be
Speaker 9: advisable for you to lead the impression with your customers
Speaker 9: that you are a mother with the children of your own.
Speaker 4: Now, wait a minute, don't you think enough has happened
Speaker 4: to me for one day?
Speaker 9: Yes, but the customers seem to place both value and
Speaker 9: the advice of someone with the experience.
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe the change would be good for me. At
Speaker 4: least I'll meet some new faces.
Speaker 1: Oh, miss, can you take care of us?
Speaker 4: No, you don't. If you're bringing back bookends, go down
Speaker 4: to the first floor.
Speaker 1: No, ma'am, No, no, no, no, if that ain't it.
Speaker 3: Uh here, what we want? Something for a baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh, for a baby? What?
Speaker 9: Hell?
Speaker 4: Well, let's see what we've got here. Now, how about
Speaker 4: something like this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's pretty all right.
Speaker 3: No, sure, look at that.
Speaker 1: That is pretty Hey every baby already have one of them,
Speaker 1: I'll say, yeah. Uh uh what is it?
Speaker 4: Do you mean to say you don't know what this is?
Speaker 3: No, ma'am, No, I don't know what this neither.
Speaker 4: Well you've seen babies before, haven't you.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, we seed babies, all right, and.
Speaker 4: You have no idea at all what this thing is.
Speaker 1: No, ma'am.
Speaker 4: That's too bad, because I'm like to know what it is.
Speaker 5: Miss.
Speaker 1: Well, uh look here, look here stay here on the
Speaker 1: sign that read that? Or what is here? That be
Speaker 1: as gass and net?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Now what's the best in that?
Speaker 1: Well it looks like yeah to me, is just a
Speaker 1: planing wick a basket with some pink silk lining in
Speaker 1: it there. Yeah, I guess that's for a little girl
Speaker 1: around five years old. Maybe she delivers her mother's watching them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They who does thought them out young? Don't they?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, miss, but if you show you as the
Speaker 1: right person away on us. Seem like to me that
Speaker 1: you don't know much about babies or what they wear?
Speaker 4: Are you kidding? I've got children of my own, six
Speaker 4: of them. Yeah, I forgot for a moment.
Speaker 1: H you forgot you had them?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ain't the type of thing that usually slips
Speaker 1: the mother's mind, is it.
Speaker 4: Well, the babies are so much younger than I am. No,
Speaker 4: we don't have right much in common love the rascals,
Speaker 4: all seven of them.
Speaker 1: Seven. Uh you say you had six?
Speaker 4: Well their father's a rascal too. Well, come on, let's
Speaker 4: get going. How old is the baby you want something for?
Speaker 1: Well, you see it ain't born. You have to some
Speaker 1: friends ours is gonna have a baby and were giving
Speaker 1: them a baby shower. We want to get something though,
Speaker 1: that the baby will be able to use right after
Speaker 1: it's born.
Speaker 4: Well, how about this kitty car here? That would be
Speaker 4: just the thing. I could still see. My little girl
Speaker 4: gwentdlin when she was only two weeks old, risen around
Speaker 4: the block in one of those kitty cars.
Speaker 1: Uh you say, willing on the block, and just since
Speaker 1: she was two weeks old.
Speaker 4: Remarkable child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess I was a little old fashioned,
Speaker 1: but I can't I had an idea that all babies
Speaker 1: stayed in bed for the first four or five months.
Speaker 4: Let's just show how much guys know about babies.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, how old is your little girl?
Speaker 4: Just passed three?
Speaker 1: Man? Just about ready to drive on car right now?
Speaker 1: This little sweater here might be something. I wonder what
Speaker 1: size we ought to get in that? Well, there's gonna
Speaker 1: be for a newborn baby. I guess it would depend
Speaker 1: on the weight. How much the newborn babies weigh mass?
Speaker 4: Well, they usually run around the eight or nine pounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what size you think we ought to take that?
Speaker 4: I'll figure it out for you. I one hundred and
Speaker 4: twenty and I take a size thirty six. I'll do
Speaker 4: a little riding here. Now, if I weighed sixty pounds,
Speaker 4: i'd be half of thirty six i'd taken eighteen thirty pounds,
Speaker 4: would take a nine fifteen pounds, four and half a half.
Speaker 4: I think that does it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What siye? Would you take two and seven tenths?
Speaker 4: All right? Then?
Speaker 1: Uh, you take one of them.
Speaker 4: I'll give it to you right now. Let me see
Speaker 4: here is there one phrase? I'm sorry, we're all out
Speaker 4: of two and seven tenths.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be some shower we given. No right now,
Speaker 1: it looks more like a drizzle.
Speaker 4: Now look here, the sword's gonna close in five minutes.
Speaker 4: Not got a heavy date tonight. So if you're gonna
Speaker 4: get a get to that baby, you better hurry up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what else is there?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 4: How about a pair of these nice little booties, or
Speaker 4: a crib or a blanket? Say a baby buggy?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, we already have got a baby
Speaker 1: buggy man.
Speaker 4: Yes, but didn't you say the baby hadn't been born yet?
Speaker 1: That's coming January fourth at the Harlem hospital.
Speaker 4: Did you say it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you call them till the day they rive. Sure,
Speaker 1: of course later on it's going to be a boy
Speaker 1: or a girl. Yeah, but right now it's a hit.
Speaker 4: Did it ever occur to you that there might be
Speaker 4: two babies twins? Well a fine thing, two babies and
Speaker 4: one baby buggy? But you see, I can see the
Speaker 4: mother now going down the street wheeling one of the
Speaker 4: babies and a buggy. But what happens to the other
Speaker 4: poor little kid?
Speaker 5: Hey walks?
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't mean.
Speaker 4: How are you going to feel? You? Who could have
Speaker 4: made it possible for both of these little children to ride?
Speaker 1: I didn't do nothing to that, King fee.
Speaker 3: And I ain't even speaking to you.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 4: And if you don't buy this baby buggy, why just
Speaker 4: think of what people will say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess i'd better. I don't want to
Speaker 1: have people talking about.
Speaker 4: Me sold one baby buggy?
Speaker 3: Well both.
Speaker 4: It won't be long now.
Speaker 3: Yes, he musty Crawfords ought to be here in a
Speaker 3: second now.
Speaker 5: Yes, And memberby is all supposed to hollow surprise when
Speaker 5: they come in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they will be surprised because they don't know
Speaker 1: that we know nothing about it.
Speaker 5: Just looks pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they should do sapphire, you know, Kingfish are kind
Speaker 1: of glad Slim didn't want that baby buggy because we're
Speaker 1: two buggies. Now I'm giving the Coffers the nicest present
Speaker 1: they're gonna get. Yes, and I think that Prayon said
Speaker 1: that I finally good for the baby order to make
Speaker 1: a hit too. Yeah, quiet, everybody that is not quiet?
Speaker 1: And look here when I let him in, you knows
Speaker 1: what they're gonna holler. Here we go, sour.
Speaker 3: Surprise? What is it? Yes?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 4: It is? Now?
Speaker 5: By day?
Speaker 4: Are annadvice?
Speaker 1: Brother Corford, ain't no use for you and your wife
Speaker 1: pre tendor no longer we knows all about us?
Speaker 3: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 9: Really yes, brother Coauford, do understands your new income texted Dushing.
Speaker 3: Is due to arrivee around January the first. I don't
Speaker 3: have the faintest idea what you're talking about it?
Speaker 1: Oh with your kidding, brother cowverd. I can't wait till
Speaker 1: they comes up to your house and hear you saying
Speaker 1: kuchi couci coo?
Speaker 6: And would you mind telling me what reason I would
Speaker 6: have for saying kuchikuchi coo?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Brother cwer what is it? Andy goo goo?
Speaker 4: I wish you would tell me and my husband what
Speaker 4: this is all about we fanca see any.
Speaker 1: You may, well, I guess we're just gonna have to
Speaker 1: make it fast up. Well, here this is from me
Speaker 1: and Ruby, this little peek knitted sweater. Oh this is
Speaker 1: a joke. How would you expect my wife to get
Speaker 1: into that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Still playing dumb, Still playing dumb.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: Listen, we might as well get right down to business. Then,
Speaker 1: to the little air of the Crawford Fortunes, the new
Speaker 1: off springs that is due to arrive around January to us.
Speaker 1: I would like to present these two baby buggies from
Speaker 1: and to h Brown so that one baby won't have
Speaker 1: to walk.
Speaker 4: Baby buggies. This is the craziest thing I ever heard of.
Speaker 4: We are not having any baby, or you ain't.
Speaker 1: No, we are not weird are gonna tell you her? Well, listen,
Speaker 1: you mean to say that you ain't having any baby
Speaker 1: at all?
Speaker 3: Certainly we are not.
Speaker 1: Brother Crawfers. You can't do this to us. After all
Speaker 1: the trouble we've done.
Speaker 4: Gone to.
Speaker 1: Eyes down Kingfish on top of everything else. Brother Crawfer
Speaker 1: doesn't fish it, So I won't get that job now either.
Speaker 3: All right, of course I'll take care of you.
Speaker 1: Now, What was it you wanted, Sam, I ain't got
Speaker 1: no use for these two baby buggies, and I want
Speaker 1: to slap him for something else. You got nothing new
Speaker 1: since we was here, No, and the same old stuff. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to take. There wasn't nothing here
Speaker 1: I wanted before.
Speaker 3: Well, why don't you try to grab bus well split
Speaker 3: into him?
Speaker 9: What is that?
Speaker 8: Well, that's like a grab bag. Everything's all wrapped up
Speaker 8: and you might make a great swap. On the other hand,
Speaker 8: maybe you won't do so good, but at least you'll
Speaker 8: get your money's worth.
Speaker 1: Well, that's for me. That's a deal. Take the baby
Speaker 1: buggets here I go.
Speaker 3: Just a minute, and that there's a two dollars swapping charge.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, here you is. Yeah, well grab one
Speaker 1: of the boxes, don Yeah, at least I got a
Speaker 1: heavy one. Yeah, and they opened it up. Let's see
Speaker 1: what you got there? Yeah, what you get? And what
Speaker 1: you get there's them four pair of book ends. Again,
Speaker 1: eyes were gout. Join us again next week at the
Speaker 1: same time for the Amos.
Speaker 2: And Andy Show, at which time the boy's guest will
Speaker 2: be that self styled expert on marriage problems, mister Robert Benchley.
Speaker 2: Thanks to Miss Ginger Rogers for being our guest. Tonight,
Speaker 2: the Amos and Andy show a short wave to all
Speaker 2: our armed forces overseas, Missus Harlow Wilcox, And before we
Speaker 2: say good night, I have one further important reminder. We
Speaker 2: all know that the beautiful Christmas seals which grace millions
Speaker 2: of letters and packages at this time of the year,
Speaker 2: are more than mere decoration. That they are in reality,
Speaker 2: the expression of the generosity of a nation's heart. For
Speaker 2: the Christmas seals you buy are among the most effective
Speaker 2: weapons against tuberculosis. But there's an interesting and not too
Speaker 2: well known story behind the fight against the Great White Plague?
Speaker 2: Did you know that the war waged against tuberculosis owes
Speaker 2: much of its success to the veterinary profession. Yes, not
Speaker 2: only did veterinarians join with the medical profession in efforts
Speaker 2: to stamp out tuberculosis in man and beast, but they've
Speaker 2: pioneered many advances in the scientific attack on the disease,
Speaker 2: including the eradication of bolvying tuberculosis. We can thank the
Speaker 2: veterinarians for the safe, pure milk we drink through their efforts.
Speaker 2: That tubercular cow is nearly as extinct as the dodo bird.
Speaker 2: I just thought you'd be interested in that side light
Speaker 2: on the organized campaign to stamp out human suffering veterinarians
Speaker 2: and physicians on the one hand, you and your purchases
Speaker 2: of Christmas.
Speaker 1: Seals on the other.
Speaker 2: What a privilege you have to do your share in
Speaker 2: this great fight merely by buying Christmas Seals.
Speaker 1: Thank you and good night. This is a national broadcasting company.