Speaker 1: Minnesota. Goodbye Today starts off with a rent from your
Speaker 1: friend and mine. I need a already. Yeah, okay, let
Speaker 1: me find the right button to push here. Sometimes all
Speaker 1: these buttons are like overwhelming. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, my radio family. So this week's rant is
Speaker 2: about my dog, Mocha. Mocha is a three year old
Speaker 2: German Shepherd. We've had her since she was a puppy.
Speaker 2: I sent you a picture of her in this email.
Speaker 2: So my whole life, I've always the only dogs that
Speaker 2: I've ever loved was German shepherds. I love German shepherds
Speaker 2: and Mocha. She is very, very protective. She's very protective,
Speaker 2: she's a good watch dog. She's very smart. I learned
Speaker 2: that German shepherds are very intelligent. I swear to God
Speaker 2: that fucking dog is smarter than me. But what the
Speaker 2: one thing that pisses me off is how much German
Speaker 2: shepherds shed. I never knew that they shed that much
Speaker 2: fucking hair. It's like, how the hell do you stay
Speaker 2: warm in the winter with all your hair on the
Speaker 2: goddamn floor. I swear to God, I could sweep up
Speaker 2: enough hair off the floor to make a whole nother
Speaker 2: fucking dog. I wish somebody had to warn me or
Speaker 2: told me that German shepherds shed that much. She's not
Speaker 2: one of those hairy German shepherds, but she sheds a
Speaker 2: lot of fucking hairs. Where the hell is this all
Speaker 2: this hair coming from? Jeez, that shit pisses me off. Well,
Speaker 2: I just want to say this will be my last
Speaker 2: rant for this year because as of next week we
Speaker 2: will be in Phoenix, Arizona, visiting family for Christmas in
Speaker 2: New Year's so I just want to say that I
Speaker 2: wish you all a very, very happy Merry Christmas and
Speaker 2: New Year. Jenny and Bailey stay as beautiful as you
Speaker 2: guys are. Bailey, make sure Trip keeps that voice. You
Speaker 2: and Alyssa are the two of the most adorablest couple
Speaker 2: I have seen in a long time. You all stay cute.
Speaker 2: Dave Yes, me and you will get married in the
Speaker 2: next life and we are gonna hook up. We are
Speaker 2: gonna our wedding song is gonna be wet like the rain.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go home, We're gonna make babies, and we're
Speaker 2: gonna cook us some corn bread and greens and kool
Speaker 2: Aid and the One rule that we will and put
Speaker 2: in place is to make sure that fuck is no
Speaker 2: longer a curse word. I love you guys, and have
Speaker 2: a safe and merry Christmas. Bye.
Speaker 1: I love that woman. I told her when we met
Speaker 1: her at we were doing Coach for kids and she
Speaker 1: pulled up and she's dropping off some coats and I
Speaker 1: don't know, we were hugging, and I think I whispered
Speaker 1: in her ear. I said, I'm gonna marry you in
Speaker 1: a different life or something like that, because we're a
Speaker 1: lot the same. We love to bitch. Yeah, we're both
Speaker 1: around the same age. We're super funny and horny, very
Speaker 1: very very horny. I made that part up. I don't
Speaker 1: know if Want to Eat is horny or not, but
Speaker 1: but thank you boy to you to appreciate all the
Speaker 1: rants a cay. Next one, let's root through. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of people sitting in Christmas wishes to this email address,
Speaker 1: and we are not accepting them that way, and we're
Speaker 1: also full up with Christmas wish so we've already got
Speaker 1: all of them scheduled, so let's go to this one.
Speaker 1: Like Jenny, I too wrapped my Mate of Honors speech.
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot. We're doing this speech. Eesday, I too
Speaker 1: wrapped my made of honor speech for my sister's wedding,
Speaker 1: and wrapped is a loose term. I rewrote the entire
Speaker 1: song of Ice Heights Baby performed it at their dance
Speaker 1: about an hour in. I figured the more liquored up
Speaker 1: people were, the better. I memorized the whole thing and
Speaker 1: practice for months. The wedding was in twenty sixteen. I
Speaker 1: still know about ninety percent of it off the top
Speaker 1: of my head. Only downfall was the terrible cold I
Speaker 1: had that weekend. I couldn't breathe through my nose. During
Speaker 1: my shining moment, I gave my normal speech of the
Speaker 1: dinner and to throw them off, Oh, to throw them off,
Speaker 1: which I printed on paper because it drives me out
Speaker 1: watching people with their phones giving wedding speeches. My low
Speaker 1: quality rap video lives on YouTube with minimal views. Wishing
Speaker 1: you all a merry Christmas and happy New Year. Oh, Lauren,
Speaker 1: you should have sent me the link. But now the
Speaker 1: moment we've all been waiting for, Jenny wrapped to fresh
Speaker 1: Prince of bel Air, this Mate of Honor speech.
Speaker 3: Now I listen back to this and there's some instrumental parts.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if I'll get this totally correct
Speaker 3: without the music in the background.
Speaker 1: But play the music in the background, no.
Speaker 3: Because it's like a specific version and we don't need
Speaker 3: to waste the time. Okay, here we go. Now this
Speaker 3: is a story all about how my sister likes someone's
Speaker 3: tender profile. I'd like to take a minute, just sit
Speaker 3: right there. I'll tell you how these two started their
Speaker 3: love affair. Then there's like an instrumental in Funa Lac,
Speaker 3: Wisconsin born and raised, Chasing boys was how arrangement. Most
Speaker 3: of her days she studied, and she worked, and she
Speaker 3: went to school and passed summer days out by the pool.
Speaker 3: When she got the news she was going to move
Speaker 3: for a job to the city. Is that I approved?
Speaker 3: So she she got cold feet, but didn't really care.
Speaker 3: She took the leap of faith in moved there more
Speaker 3: instrumental blah blah blah in a three bedroom apartment is
Speaker 3: where she stayed with two cats and me and a
Speaker 3: crazy roommate. She spent one fall night swipe in Left
Speaker 3: and Right, where she matched with a boy named Corey.
Speaker 3: To her delight, they began to chat a lot, so
Speaker 3: he took her out to dinner at a hot spot.
Speaker 3: As they drove to their restaurant, he almost crashed because
Speaker 3: his nerves sent him into a hot flash. After dating
Speaker 3: for a while, it was very clear they had fallen
Speaker 3: in love with no fear. If anything, I would say
Speaker 3: that this love is rare, and I thought, hell yeah,
Speaker 3: what an amazing pair. They said their vows at about
Speaker 3: three to oho eight, and I looked to Rachel, you home,
Speaker 3: smell it you Later, I look at my sister, she
Speaker 3: is now Corey's wife. I wish you both the best
Speaker 3: and a wonderful new life.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: I try to summarize, like their quick meeting, they met
Speaker 3: on Tinder and did that whole thing, got together while
Speaker 3: my sister was living with me at the time, and
Speaker 3: just tried to do a quick summary of their love.
Speaker 1: How did you do with the performance, because that's going
Speaker 1: to be true, So the performance you actually were flawless.
Speaker 1: Didn't lose your place, because when you do something like
Speaker 1: that and you lose your place, now the music keeps
Speaker 1: going and you're fucking stuck in the back.
Speaker 3: I mean, I was smart and prepared and had everything
Speaker 3: printed out and everything ready to go. I I had
Speaker 3: coordinated with the DJ to make sure everything went the
Speaker 3: right way. My younger sister and I took some patron
Speaker 3: shots ahead of time to calm the nerves because I
Speaker 3: was nervous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really was.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it was a pretty big hit because that
Speaker 3: was like a little bit before the age of everyone
Speaker 3: was doing raps or like some kind of song or
Speaker 3: something for a speech. So I feel like I really
Speaker 3: surprised the crowd. You know, it's not like they had
Speaker 3: seen it before. Yeah, So I don't know. I think
Speaker 3: it went pretty well.
Speaker 4: Nice I did. I played the ukulele for my maid
Speaker 4: of honor speech, and I played a song from Greece
Speaker 4: called those Magic Changes because the people who are getting
Speaker 4: married my friend Sarah and Jordan. Jordan played that guy
Speaker 4: who sang that song in Greece at the chant Has
Speaker 4: in Dinner Theater. Do you want me to play it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, and that to me, Okay, well, here we
Speaker 1: keep we do keep a ukulele here in the studio.
Speaker 3: There's actually two.
Speaker 4: This is the only song I know by heart because
Speaker 4: it literally says the the chords in the song okay, okay,
Speaker 4: here we go. Nope, I don't think this is tuned.
Speaker 4: That's okay. Okay cee C C C C C A
Speaker 4: A A A minor f f f f f f
Speaker 4: g g g G seven. Sarah and Jordan are getting
Speaker 4: married today. They're super in love and every single way
Speaker 4: their love is like a Disney story book. When Sarah
Speaker 4: walked down the ile, eye was shook together forever baby,
Speaker 4: very best friends or maybe soulmates, heart desires, kindred spirits
Speaker 4: o their synonyms four true love companions, spousal companions. That's
Speaker 4: hard to rhyme, Sarah and Jordan. It's about time, you're
Speaker 4: in your prime of beauty.
Speaker 5: Oh my Darley, Oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 2: The time.
Speaker 3: I didn't know which Grease song that was at first,
Speaker 3: but once you started singing, I remember which one? That is?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: You have the Forgotten songs from Greece.
Speaker 4: It is forgotten. It's in the musical version, not in
Speaker 4: the in the movie, right, I don't know it. Well,
Speaker 4: it's in the movie, but they like play it at
Speaker 4: the prom, and so many of the songs in the
Speaker 4: musical they just play at the prom. So anyway, I
Speaker 4: sang that, and I pulled the ukulele out from underneath
Speaker 4: my seat and no one knew it was down there.
Speaker 1: Now, let me ask you the big questions. Sarah and
Speaker 1: Riley Jordan Jordan, I don't know where you got Riley.
Speaker 1: How are they doing these days?
Speaker 4: They're still married, they have two kids now. I went
Speaker 4: with them to see The Little Mermaid this past Tuesday,
Speaker 4: and so they met Trim. So yeah, it was a
Speaker 4: big old deal. I still love them. They're still my
Speaker 4: best friends.
Speaker 1: Trip update. We haven't gotten a trip update. I feel
Speaker 1: intrusive if I asked too much about him. No, so
Speaker 1: what's the latest.
Speaker 4: Way. I was there on Sunday. He was kind of
Speaker 4: annoying me on Sunday because he wanted to just like
Speaker 4: hang out and do nothing all day. I am not
Speaker 4: that kind of.
Speaker 1: You are not a hangout and do nothing kind of
Speaker 1: a girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get like I get a recharger battery situation.
Speaker 4: But my last relationship was always recharging his batteries all
Speaker 4: the time. So I feel triggered a little bit. But
Speaker 4: it was fine. Yeah, I was good.
Speaker 1: Okay, good. You know what you've told me a little
Speaker 1: bit about your previous relationship and how it seemed like
Speaker 1: you just never wanted to do anything anything. No, And yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's one of the big things in a
Speaker 1: relationship is like, well, do you like to sit around
Speaker 1: the house but not all the time. Yeah, Like Susan
Speaker 1: and I are pretty agreeable about how much we want
Speaker 1: to go out, like we'll go Like on a Friday night,
Speaker 1: we might go do you want to go out? Nah,
Speaker 1: We'll go out tomorrow night. Saturday night rolls around will
Speaker 1: be like do you want to go out?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 1: I'm good stay at home. But other times like, let's
Speaker 1: go somewhere.
Speaker 4: So my answers always yes, do you want to go somewhere?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: Next one Minnesota Goodbye. I was listening Monday and I
Speaker 1: heard Dave say people used to actually say don't touch
Speaker 1: that dial because there was a literal dial to change
Speaker 1: the TV channel. Got me thinking about the TV we
Speaker 1: had grown up. I'm thirty one. For reference, We used
Speaker 1: to have a pair of pliers to change the channel
Speaker 1: because the knob had been broken off. My brother lost it. Curious,
Speaker 1: what was something you grew up with that you thought
Speaker 1: was normal but you found out was not normal? While
Speaker 1: your brainstorm, I got another example babysitting in the neighborhood
Speaker 1: girls at thirteen, I said, where's your clicker? That was
Speaker 1: the first time I tried to make them lunch. Our
Speaker 1: stove at home did not work correctly, so we always
Speaker 1: had to turn the burner on and use a clicker
Speaker 1: to get it to light. Now by clicker, I had
Speaker 1: to think about this. It's one of those things that
Speaker 1: looks like a trigger, like a candle lighter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a lighter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it's long, I think, yeah, she said,
Speaker 1: not sure if we were weird or poor considering my
Speaker 1: two examples. Can't wait to hear yours, Katie, you and I.
Speaker 1: She labels herself in house underwriter. That's funny. We also
Speaker 1: we had ATV at one time where the knob was gone,
Speaker 1: so we used a pair of pliers to change the channel.
Speaker 1: We also had rabbit ears that had broken off. The
Speaker 1: antenna broken off, so we stuck a coat hanger in
Speaker 1: the top of the TV.
Speaker 4: That's like smart, that.
Speaker 1: Was the antenna. But also we had a gas stove
Speaker 1: and we didn't use a clicker. We kept a botch
Speaker 1: of wooden kitchen matches on the top of the stove.
Speaker 1: So because the gas, the pilot light wouldn't work, so
Speaker 1: we would turn on the gas for the burner and
Speaker 1: then we would.
Speaker 4: Have to light it for some reason every time, not
Speaker 4: that I've done that a bunch of times. So anytime
Speaker 4: I've had to actually light gas on a stove, I
Speaker 4: just think it's going to blow up and I'm going
Speaker 4: to die, even though it's like it lights on fire itself.
Speaker 4: But sometimes when you have to light it yourself, you're like,
Speaker 4: this is it. This is the end.
Speaker 1: That's the end. I get it. Yeah, that's the only
Speaker 1: thing that I can think of that. I will tell
Speaker 1: one thing that I thought what was weird as I
Speaker 1: got older was we had a slop bucket next to
Speaker 1: the sink, and that was where there was no garbage
Speaker 1: disposals when I grew up, and we couldn't use them
Speaker 1: anyway because we had a septic tank. So if there
Speaker 1: was like you know, leftover whatever, instead of pouring it
Speaker 1: down the drain, we poured into We called it literally
Speaker 1: the slop bucket, and it was a coffee can full
Speaker 1: of corn cobs or gravy or green beans or crackers
Speaker 1: or whatever that got scraped off a plate and we
Speaker 1: would feed it to the chickens because we were hay seeds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we kept a slop bucket on the kitchen counter.
Speaker 3: Jenny, I think The only thing I can think of
Speaker 3: is the fact that we would never flush a toilet
Speaker 3: if we just peed in it. And I don't think
Speaker 3: any of my friends did that. It was to save water,
Speaker 3: and so, like you know, I'd go to other people's
Speaker 3: places and not always flush because it was just like
Speaker 3: natural for me not flush.
Speaker 4: We had the slop bucket too, Dave, You're really same exactly, well,
Speaker 4: not at home, but at the farm, back at when
Speaker 4: I worked at the Kelly farm.
Speaker 1: Oh, well for the Kelly farm. Yeah yeah, next email
Speaker 1: about the squatty potty, And here we go from Sydney.
Speaker 1: I stand behind the squatty potty and I hate having
Speaker 1: to poop without one. Wow. I have a kids stool
Speaker 1: and all three of my bathrooms because that's practical. I
Speaker 1: don't need a squatty potty. Specifically, she will be surprised
Speaker 1: how horrible her fifty two years of pooping has been
Speaker 1: once she introduces this into her routine talking about Jannita,
Speaker 1: because what Nita was talking about the squatty potty. Now,
Speaker 1: my husband is constantly baffled whenever he is at one
Speaker 1: of my family member's homes because we all believe in
Speaker 1: the squatty potty. I don't believe he uses ours, even
Speaker 1: though it's readily available in every bathroom. Public service announcement.
Speaker 1: People that are not using a squatty potty are missing
Speaker 1: out great last minute Christmas gift. If you are looking,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Enjoy. Oh I like this one. Hello Minnesota
Speaker 1: Goodbye crew First, I love the new lineup. Bailey, you
Speaker 1: are just a delight. I was hoping you'd be a
Speaker 1: permanent edition. Jenny, You're relatable and so kind. Just a
Speaker 1: few random things have said out loud during the show,
Speaker 1: or Minnesota Goodbye. While listening a while back during the
Speaker 1: lyric shuffle, the word was no know, and Dave sang
Speaker 1: I know a thing oh two about her, but he
Speaker 1: couldn't remember the name of the song. I was yelling,
Speaker 1: strutter I Kiss. How do I know this as a
Speaker 1: thirty eight year old mom of two, Well, my five
Speaker 1: year old son is obsessed with Kiss, so he's every
Speaker 1: He's got a very long playlist that we listen to
Speaker 1: in the car, so I can hear their music every
Speaker 1: damn day. That cracks me up, because you would think
Speaker 1: a five year old would want to hear like the
Speaker 1: Wheels on the Bus or Baby sharp or some shit
Speaker 1: like that. But I'm glad that he's into kiss and
Speaker 1: Strutter is such a great song. Also today, Dave said,
Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey also got Taylor Swift a kiss T shirt
Speaker 1: for her birthday, and I'm like, hey, my son's getting
Speaker 1: kissed t shirts for Christmas. Not very interesting to anybody else,
Speaker 1: but I laugh a little every time kiss is mentioned,
Speaker 1: since they have now become a part of my everyday life.
Speaker 1: A few pictures attached if you need to smile. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, here's our little kid made up as Gene Simmons.
Speaker 1: Great makeup, by the way, and he's got a little
Speaker 1: toy guitar. And then there's another one which won't seem
Speaker 1: to open. And oh, I don't know. It's the same
Speaker 1: kid made up as Paul Stanley, the one with a
Speaker 1: star on his eye. Yeah, and he's even puckering his
Speaker 1: lips a little bit like Paul Stanley. Those are awesome.
Speaker 4: We'll have a big fan. That's cute.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Oh I love this one. Okay,
Speaker 1: check this out, Hello, my favorite morning crew. Listening to
Speaker 1: Friday's podcast, somebody wrote in about art school and how
Speaker 1: BS art doesn't make it in institutions. I am on
Speaker 1: the other side of that statement. I went to the
Speaker 1: Minneapolis College of Art and Design, and those types of
Speaker 1: art always get high responses. Drove me absolutely nuts. I
Speaker 1: myself and I am a realistic oil painter. Abstract art is
Speaker 1: tough for me. But the thing that people that got
Speaker 1: people these top grades was they know how to be
Speaker 1: as the concept and the students and professors would eat
Speaker 1: that up. There were a couple of classes where I
Speaker 1: made art that I hated, but it catered to the professor,
Speaker 1: so I got better grades. Not all of the classes
Speaker 1: were that way, but it did happen a bunch of times.
Speaker 1: Talent and ability is not always the key to passing,
Speaker 1: which is unfortunate anyway, Love you guys, dart Lick all
Speaker 1: right and left. Thank you. Kristen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really interesting because like the only thing I have
Speaker 3: close to that is taking a theater class and it
Speaker 3: was all acting. And the one time I did a
Speaker 3: monologue that was supposed to be like humorous, my instructor
Speaker 3: refused to allow me, like to play it as a
Speaker 3: humorous monologue. She said it like deep down the person's
Speaker 3: self conscious and it should be more emotional. So it
Speaker 3: went from like a funny monologue to a like I'm
Speaker 3: almost crying in it monologue and that's just not how
Speaker 3: I interpreted it. But she didn't like that kind of acting,
Speaker 3: so I had to completely change it to appease her.
Speaker 1: I think that sucks when you have to do it
Speaker 1: the teacher's way when it's subjective, Like if I was
Speaker 1: gonna do art in the arts, like, let's say I
Speaker 1: was really really good at carving sculptures of heads, and
Speaker 1: the teachers like, that's not what we're looking for. We
Speaker 1: want something to be more abstract. So I had to
Speaker 1: go back to my studio and make something that did
Speaker 1: not look like ahead, like one giant ear attached to
Speaker 1: an eye, just to appease the teacher. Yeah that bothered me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like that's kind of how you play
Speaker 4: the game, though not just in art class, but like
Speaker 4: what is this teacher going to want? And I just
Speaker 4: have to do whatever the teacher wants, which is dumb.
Speaker 1: Teachers are dumb? Am I right? I love teachers, they're dumb.
Speaker 1: I love that, you know, I'm joking. That is it
Speaker 1: for the Minnesota goodbye. Love to hear your emails about
Speaker 1: anything you want to bring up. If you shout random
Speaker 1: things at the radio during the show, you need to
Speaker 1: email us. Send your email to Ryan Show at KDWB
Speaker 1: dot com.