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Speaker 1: Goody from Hell.

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Speaker 2: It's a good friend Clayton, younger brothers Satan reporting for duty.

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Speaker 1: New Year, knew me, Same me. Here's Chris.

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Speaker 3: I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishments to

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do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell.

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Speaker 1: So New Year, New you, No, same me, Same year.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm curious you say that you know your eternal punishment.

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We gotta we gotta interview everybody in hell. Can we

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get like a current status check on how many people

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we have left? I mean we've got to knocked out

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at least five, maybe ten percent.

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Speaker 3: You would know better than me. Let's say we got

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about one hundred and forty or so episodes, Okay, so

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let me do the mass. Some of those weren't even

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in Hell. Some of those were people like in heaven

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and stuff.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna do some rough calculations.

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Speaker 2: We got about point zero zero zero zero zero zero

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zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one percent

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have been complete. Okay, Hey, we're doing great. We're well

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on track. That is, we have plenty of material.

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Speaker 1: This show that's got legs. We're gonna be on for forever,

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all right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, we're gonna be a rolling in the money

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because of Patreon. And if you're listening now and you

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don't know, we have a Patreon, so go check us

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out at from Hell dot com.

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Speaker 1: Balls over there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so what you got going on for the year,

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like any big plans?

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Speaker 2: We talked about it last year, but it was the

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first full year of Good Morning from Hell. It's a

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big accomplishment. So I thought, I treat myself to a

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little vacation.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: I booked a little vac a little trip oh to

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where well, I mean, you're not coming, so that's what

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you're asking.

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Speaker 1: Don't even bother. But I found a nice hotel.

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Speaker 2: It was very cheap, very affordable, but it seemed like

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it was in a decent part of the Hell.

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Speaker 1: It was at the JW Booth.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, man, Yeah, you mean the JW Marriott.

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Speaker 1: That's a nice that's what I said.

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Speaker 3: No, you said JW Booth, JW Booth, JW Marriott. I

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did not know they had a location in Hell. But

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that's a nice hotel.

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Speaker 2: They like smart home versions, like instead of a full room,

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it's kind of like a tiny house.

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Speaker 3: Maybe JW Booth. Yeah, like a phone booth kind of thing. Yeah, yeah,

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tiny home.

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Speaker 2: That's what I assumed. It's JW. Booth, So I assumed

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he was part of the JW. Marriott subsidiary R.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean here's the receipt if you want to

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take a look at it. Okay, Well, one, this is

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not a receipt. You just have a thing written down J.

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Lily Booth and you have today. That's not a receipt.

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That is just a note you made to yourself. Yeah,

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so okay, well then what is it?

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Speaker 1: Then? You tell me? I don't know it now. It

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says for now, for right now. What does that even mean? Hello? Hello, Hello, Yes?

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Speaker 4: Is I you're esteemed podcast guest John Wilkes.

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Speaker 1: Booth, John J. W.

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Speaker 5: Booth, Oh oh yes, okay, congratulations on having esteemed actor

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and savior of the Confederacy John Wilkes Booth on your cast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, please have a seat, mister John Wilkes Booth.

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Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, I know you from somewhere. Where have I

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seen you before? It's tip of my tongue. John Wilkes Booth.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I murdered that Tyrant Abraham Lincoln. Oh, bestly saving

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the Confederacy, and that's why you know the United States

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as the Confederate States of America.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, yes, yes, course, and.

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Speaker 7: That's why I'm here in heaven.

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Speaker 6: Umm hmm eternally experiencing bliss and peace for my incredible

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accomplishments and my incredible acting works.

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Speaker 3: Yes, of course you were an actor accomplished You mentioned

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being in heaven.

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Speaker 7: Yes, there's Confederate flags everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it has to be heaven, right, All my pals

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are here, generally.

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Speaker 2: Is here, Yeah, he's here, Yeah, all the slave owners

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Speaker 3: Obviously this has to be heaven. Well, okay, what do

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you think of heaven so far? John?

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Speaker 1: Tell us about your heavenly experience.

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Speaker 4: Most of it's pretty cool, except for the demons from

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hell Raiser are here, and they're always poking me with

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their pins or sending tinier demons into my body to

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torture me from the inside.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, yeah, one never gets.

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Speaker 4: More than fifteen minutes of sleep, which is strange and

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sort of hellish for heaven.

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Speaker 1: I'm find Yeah, weird, forced to gnash my.

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Speaker 4: Teeth continuously by a hellish demon. That's what I've sort

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of found. Interesting thing is that somehow I'm enslaved now.

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I assumed when I got here that I would continue

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to experience the life that I dreamed of there on earth,

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but I'm continuously enslaved by a demon.

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Speaker 5: Huh.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, it's almost as if you're not having a very

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heavenly experience.

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Speaker 1: It's like you're having the opposite.

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Speaker 4: Now that you mention it. The time is meaningless and

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the only experience is pain here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, have you tried filing a complaint?

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Speaker 4: Yes, the DMV is our main source for bureaucracy. It's

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three thousand miles square feet and the line is longer

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than any line anyone's ever seen. So I've stood in

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that line for millennium and nothing of a came of it.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, I didn't have the proper paper where I. Oh,

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I finally arrived at the day.

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Speaker 2: So you made it all the way through the line

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and then they sent you away, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, I didn't have the proper identification yet. No,

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and they didn't recognize you. Strange, so strange.

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Speaker 2: No one has really acclaimed actor from the Booth family

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because you had brothers.

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Speaker 1: Your father was an actor as well.

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Speaker 6: Yes, my hated brother Edwin, who everyone felt was a

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more talented actor than me.

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Speaker 7: Can you imagine, listen to my voice. Isn't this wonderful

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acting right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's heavenly compared to mine. You know, hey,

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I can actually for once, I can actually relate to

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John Wilkespooth because I got an asshole brother.

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Speaker 1: You know, I know what that life is like.

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Speaker 7: Right, pretty rough, dude. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing down here.

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We uh will wait, we are below, Okay, I see.

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Speaker 4: What's I was gonna say, there's no way this is

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hell because Frederick Douglas isn't here.

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Speaker 2: But then I realized the dots are connecting, aren't they.

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Speaker 1: Uh Oh, it's okay, it's okay, you can cry, It's okay,

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don't worry about it.

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Speaker 7: She's why there's constantinal work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's why you're just faar assed.

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Speaker 1: And it's red, like redder than me even it's all

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the spankings. It's all the spankings because you're in hell,

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John Wilkespooth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, ah crap, Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

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Speaker 1: You've been here for like hundreds of years, right, what

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was eighteen sixty five to carry the one?

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Speaker 7: I know?

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Speaker 4: But if you know anything about us, Confederates were really

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really able to live in delusion.

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Speaker 6: Ah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.

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Speaker 4: Had just convinced myself that all the bad stuff was

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just kind of a test, like the test I had

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to go through to murder a man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, things like that.

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Speaker 1: That's somehow God wanted this pain for me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the bad place. I'm so sorry, John

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Wilkes boo. I mean, I'm not sorry because he kind

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of deserved it, to be honest.

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Speaker 3: So you mentioned you're a slave, now, so how's that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that like? Bad? Bad, bad bad?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it stinks, these unending fields of I would describe

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the plants as like cotton plants, but without cotton, they're

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just the thorns.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you pick thorns.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm to collect one thorn at a time,

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but of course invariably I get forty or fifty.

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Speaker 1: In my hand thumber. Then I weep and I weep

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and I weep. Yeah, very theatrically though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yes, there's a lot of dabbing of my eyes with hackkerchiefs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So have your views changed at all? Your perspective?

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Speaker 4: Well, now that I'm realizing and finally acknowledging to myself

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that I am in hades and if I'm real with

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you guys, can I be real?

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Speaker 7: That's why? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, Yeah, you're an actor, san not you used

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to being real?

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Speaker 7: Right? Exactly? No, that's what you're trying.

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Speaker 1: To avoid, is any sort of authenticity? Yes?

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Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I think part of me.

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Speaker 4: Knew I've been in hell for a long time and

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I refuse to acknowledge it. And now that makes me

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think that what else might I have been wrong about?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. There's some self reflection, you know. This

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Speaker 2: I think as a performer, this might be beneficial to you.

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You're reflecting on your own character, who you are John Wilkspooth.

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Speaker 4: But again, the sort of acting that we were train

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to do is simply be loud and sort of English.

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modern acting technique.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like seeking out the character.

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Speaker 2: It's more than just getting on stage and being as

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barrel chested loud. Because we have microphones now so we

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don't have to be quite as loud. You don't have

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to project nearly as much.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Another thing too, is like you were a theater guy,

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so you're acting to the back row but like now,

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we've got these things called movies.

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Speaker 7: Hold on briefly, Matthew Perry was down here, don't worry.

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He was sent back up. Yeah, and he.

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Speaker 1: Was talking about the sort of moving picture.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 2: Well, that was nice for Matthew Perry to catch you

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up on movies, but he was really more of a

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TV guy.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's not fair to Matthew Perry, mostly because he

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shouldn't have gone to Hell in the first place, but

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it was a mistake, but also because he was more

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than just a TV actor.

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Speaker 7: He was in the whole nine yards.

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Speaker 1: That's a good movie, and the whole ten yards. Thank

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you for proving my point.

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Speaker 2: So, John Wilkes Booth, what have you been doing for

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the last one hundred, one hundred and fifty years or so?

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Speaker 4: I've been picking thoughs Oh that's true, okay, and blaming

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minorities for my problems.

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Speaker 3: M Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were an actor back up on Earth before

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you assassinated a Lincoln, which we want to touch on that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's put a bullet in that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you done any other activities while in Hell?

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Speaker 8: I do have a side job, which is I'm teaching

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at risk demon youth.

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Speaker 7: The art of acting.

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Speaker 1: They're not into it.

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Speaker 7: If I'm being honest. No, not huge fans.

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Speaker 4: Of Shakespeare or speaking loudly, which again is the only

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dactic technique.

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Speaker 7: I'm familiar with. Yeah, right, some broad gesturing.

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Speaker 4: There was a very long period where all of them

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your little pumps, et cetera.

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Speaker 3: So the at risk demon use, does that mean they're

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in danger of being good?

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Speaker 1: Think that that's what that means.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we want to train them up to be

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like senior demons that are like real fucking bad.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, exactly, some of them, they start to experience

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this thing that I understand.

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Speaker 7: All the liberals up there.

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Speaker 4: Safe space is what they're always looking for, a place

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to express their feelings in regards to I put a

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quotes for this healing trauma. Still, there's any such thing

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as though we're perhaps driven by some sort of anger

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that remains suppressed, and actually our actions are not based

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in reality, but based on some sort of lie we've

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been telling ourselves. Ha ha, that's ridiculous, that's crazy, that's crazy.

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Speaker 8: And that being said, so yes, when that happens, they're

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immediately beheaded. But of course they're demons, so the heads

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regrass and then usually they become so angry that they

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give over to the darkness and they no longer allow

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themselves to experience empathy.

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Speaker 7: That's what we handle that.

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Speaker 1: That's very noble.

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Speaker 2: If you didn't take care of those kids, you're looking

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out for the next generation of demons.

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Speaker 1: Man. For once you did something good, you could argue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean good in hell, which is bad?

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Speaker 1: It gets gigs confusing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I explained to them how people that look different than

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us are three fifth the person.

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Speaker 7: It's pretty simple.

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Speaker 4: We play a lot of short form improv games down

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here too.

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Speaker 1: That's the only real sort of theater that they're allowed.

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Speaker 8: So a lot of zip zips hopping and this game

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where I pretend to be your arms.

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Speaker 1: You have to respond to what my arms are doing.

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Speaker 4: We do that forty to fifty months in a row

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without break.

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Speaker 7: Things of that nature.

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Speaker 1: Cool. Do you do that one? The Fred Schneider gag?

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Speaker 7: Hey, Fred Schneider, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one. I'm not gonna know butt on

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this one.

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Speaker 4: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So you're kept up with acting. That's great.

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Speaker 7: Again.

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Speaker 4: Briefly, Matthew Perry was gone, it was a paperwork miscommunication thing.

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out wasn't to blame, whereas my actions were exclusively.

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Speaker 1: My own decision. Yeah, it's why I'm here.

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Speaker 4: But I really love multiicam sitcoms. Oh that's what I've learned.

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I like a big broad things of that. Oh yeah,

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that's what I've been studying.

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Speaker 3: Is well, like a live audience, studio audience reaction at

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studio audience, Yeah, getting real kick event.

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Speaker 1: I like when they're told to last.

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Speaker 7: That makes me feel good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you come from this whole family of actors. So

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how did you get into the Confederate because you were

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from the north right. Yes, that's true. I hated my

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brother and his perceived talent.

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Speaker 8: So I decided to do this thing that angsty teenagers

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often do, which is completely totally live my life in

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direct opposition to the beliefs I.

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Speaker 4: Was raised with.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, So I really.

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Speaker 4: Went one hundred p into believing the truth of the South,

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which is that where a given dominion over all things

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and all people, and thus le we deserve to Winslay, I.

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Speaker 1: See, I see.

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Speaker 2: So you've talked a lot about acting and how I

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guess great you were at it, But like, let's talk

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about what ultimately got.

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Speaker 1: You down here with the assassination and whatnot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, says here that you actually started with trying to

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abduct Lincoln.

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Speaker 1: Is that true? Oh? Interesting, Yeah, that's correct.

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Speaker 4: Me and my pals were sitting around in a barn

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house he just finished rehearsing a Midsummer Night's Dream, okay, and.

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Speaker 7: We started discussing how angry we were at Lincoln. And

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somebody said, why re abductive? And we said that's not

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possibly so huge?

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Speaker 4: How could we possibly And then I said, brilliantly, well,

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we'll take off his hat and no one will recognize him.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, we punch him so hard that he'll fall asleep.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 4: And then we'll take him to the South and with

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any luck, convince him that, hey, you know what, actually

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the Southern politics are pretty cool.

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Speaker 7: Dude. Again, we say dude a lot. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you tried to abduct link In. I guess

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that didn't work because it didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 7: No, I said, what we'll do.

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Speaker 4: We'll place a pair of large shoes half a block away,

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uh huh, and he'll be so desirous of these shoes

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for his giant, weird feet.

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Speaker 7: He'll run towards the shoes and then we'll tackle him.

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But we put the shoes out and he never went out.

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Speaker 1: Oh darn, Oh wow, I don't know how that didn't work. Yeah,

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foolproof man, sounds like a solid plan.

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Speaker 6: There's one nice shoes man polished it along, so the

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shoe thing didn't fit the shoe trap.

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Speaker 1: Nope.

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Speaker 3: Then you're like, I'll just shoot.

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Speaker 4: Like all people with great imaginations, I said, I know,

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I'll just kill Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And so he was kind of on your home turf. Right,

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you got him at the theater. Did you feel like

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you had the home field advantage a little bit?

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Speaker 1: There?

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Speaker 4: It was like walking into my living room if every

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time you walked into your living room you plan to

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kill him.

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Speaker 1: Ah see.

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Speaker 2: How did you go about sneaking up on the president

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of the United States? Was there any sort of like stealthy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 8: There was a guy standing at the door whose job

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was to block it, and I said, brilliantly, Hey, what's

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that over there?

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 7: He didn't respond, And then after a while he had

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to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I just went in the door after he went

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to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I see, so I want to hear about what your

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real for one So I'm gonna be real.

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Speaker 7: Here's the story.

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Speaker 4: I walked into the booth and I'm gonna tell you

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from behind. Yeah, I was blown away by the charisma

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Speaker 1: Said, oh oh wow, being in his aura, I had

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this feeling of this is a great man.

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Speaker 7: I admit it.

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Speaker 4: I finally acknowledged the fact that when faced with this

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person's presence, I thought.

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Speaker 1: Hey, maybe this is a mistake. And then I looked

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at the stage. Uh huh, and.

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Speaker 7: I thought to myself, that should be me down there.

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Why are I being celebrated in this moment, and my

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rage took over and brought me back to sanity.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, yeah, sure, And then I thought, this is

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black people's fault and I killed him.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: And so I heard that Lincoln actually lasted like a

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date or something like that after getting shot in the head.

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Speaker 4: Yah.

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Speaker 1: Did that freak you out at all? Were you like

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a little worried? Honestly, even then, I was like, that's

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pretty cool. That's like if you shot Dwayne the Rock

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Johnson or something.

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Speaker 7: Matthew Perry told me about him when he was down.

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Speaker 3: Okay, And it was an interesting choice of words you

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said when you saw Lincoln. You said you were blown

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away by his presence, But I guess it went both ways,

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because he was blown away by your present sins too,

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So yes, he was.

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Speaker 2: I heard you also made a large proclamation while pulling

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the trigger. I said the wrong phrase.

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Speaker 8: My theater acting took over and it decided to speak

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some Latin, which, looking back now even I think was

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a little pretentious.

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Speaker 7: I mean, who do you think you are?

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Speaker 4: Honestly, it's like you think you hit a home run

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and you're screaming, I'm the greatest person in the world.

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Speaker 7: And it's actually just a pop fly out to set

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a field.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was.

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Speaker 2: Like, what I meant to say was take that your

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told piece of crab, uh huh. But then it came

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out sick simper turanic. We're talking about dinosaur tyrannus. What

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does that mean? I'm sorry, I don't speak Latin.

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Speaker 1: It means apparently always to tyrants or something.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Man, I was freaking out. I never shot anybody before. Okay.

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Speaker 6: At that point, I was like, okay, I didn't really

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plan the escape very well.

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Speaker 3: Here. Yeah, you just like jumped onto the states, probably

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about like twelve feet at least as an actor. Was

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that not a little rude to interrupt the performance?

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Speaker 7: Totally? Again, I was out of my gorge.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I tell you what I honestly, when I I'm trained,

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I'm a trained vocalist.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, my voice.

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Speaker 4: Cracked like I was a twelve year old boy who

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just saw Pamela Anderson.

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Speaker 7: He was embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: I said, six sounded like the Pipoy kid from the Simpsons.

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Speaker 1: Matthew Perry told us about the Simpsons when he was

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down here. Yeah. Yeah, you spent a lot of time

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with Matthew Berry he.

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Speaker 7: Did six months down here, the poor guy.

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Speaker 1: Wowmer I realized the mistake.

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Speaker 2: I know, when you made that jump onto the stage,

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did you not break something as well?

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Speaker 3: I think you hurt yourself. Oh you broke a leg.

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Let's it's fitting. Oh that's lucky though, right, yeah, lucky.

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Speaker 7: It would have been to have immediately sprinted away and

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kind of bust. That would have been lucky. Have you

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guys ever been really hurt.

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Speaker 4: This embarrassing thing happens where whatever you really hurt badly,

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you immediately announced the injury.

476
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Speaker 1: So what I said was and this.

477
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Speaker 7: Isn't documented, but I said, that's what I immediately yelled, humiliating.

478
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Speaker 2: And I also heard too, like the audience was in

479
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such shock that you spent a good five minutes on

480
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stage wailing about your leg.

481
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Speaker 1: Before you actually ran out the building.

482
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Speaker 7: I said, and I quote aUI aUI A.

483
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Speaker 3: Yeah, trying to do a little monologue.

484
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Speaker 4: I tried to do one that I'd written about how

485
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hard it was to be.

486
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Speaker 3: White now, and then you managed to escape somehow, Yeah, somehow, I.

487
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Speaker 7: Kind of baby crawled out of there.

488
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Speaker 4: I was saying, part of me, part of me, you know,

489
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still trying to be polite for some reason.

490
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Speaker 7: The whole thing's humiliating.

491
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah you got tracked down, and.

492
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Speaker 7: Yeah they caught me in a barn?

493
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Speaker 1: A barn?

494
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Speaker 2: What were you doing in this bar? You can act

495
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out a little scene role play, Yeah, yeah.

496
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Speaker 3: Ju I love that.

497
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Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely so, I'll be me.

498
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Speaker 1: John Wilkes Booth, Okay, who should be? Yeah, castAR roles.

499
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You can direct us as well. John Wilkes Booth.

500
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Speaker 4: All right, let's do this like a short form improv scene.

501
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Chris your Kermit the Frog.

502
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Speaker 3: Okay he was there, no, but we're gonna do it

503
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for humor, right, okay, yeah, okay, and then who am I?

504
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Speaker 7: Yes, Clayton, you'll be uh Matthew Perry.

505
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I will be Matthew Perry as a cop,

506
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as one of the bound out there.

507
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Speaker 1: Okay, great, good, This is gonna be a lot of fun. Okay,

508
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I'm not coming out, Copp.

509
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Speaker 7: I've saved the Confederacy. You can kill me. My life's

510
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work is done.

511
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Speaker 1: Come out your hands up. I sorry, I haven't seen

512
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friends in years. Here.

513
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Speaker 3: You beat Kermit the Frog? Okay, we're recasting, yeah yeah, okay, Uh,

514
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,039
could you be any more trapped? It's good.

515
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Speaker 1: That's good.

516
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Speaker 7: God damn it.

517
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Speaker 3: Wow.

518
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Speaker 7: I really did miscast.

519
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Speaker 4: And I hung out with Perry. It was a lot

520
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:26,400
like that character. No, Matthew Perry the police officer. I

521
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,960
cannot come out, absolutely not, no.

522
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Speaker 7: Way, dude.

523
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Speaker 1: Uh rib it, miss Piggy. I don't know.

524
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Speaker 3: Uh, I guess if you don't come out, then uh

525
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we'll go in.

526
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Speaker 7: God good, I beg you come on in. Please.

527
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Speaker 2: It's not easy being green. Fuck you guys are nailing

528
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,680
his scene and I'm sucking up. I'm the worst. I'm

529
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the third wheel here.

530
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Speaker 3: God damn it.

531
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Speaker 7: Okay, okay, cut to you. Guys are inside the book.

532
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, Look guys, can I be real

533
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,160
with you? Is this in the scene or is this

534
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this is in the scene.

535
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Speaker 7: This is in the scene.

536
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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah yeah. Hey, look I'm in a lot of

537
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pain here and I don't do well with paid.

538
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:03,279
Speaker 7: This is the deal man.

539
00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:04,720
Speaker 1: Look, I'm a total coward.

540
00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:06,559
Speaker 7: That's why I shot the guy from behind.

541
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Speaker 1: That's why I'm always proclaiming what a hero.

542
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,480
Speaker 8: I am, because I'm actually have very very low self worth,

543
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as do all people who are racist.

544
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Speaker 4: You know the deal, right, Look, Hey, if you just

545
00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:18,240
take me out of here and put me in jail.

546
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Speaker 7: I'll go quietly. Let's just pretend like I'm fighting.

547
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Speaker 3: You on the way out.

548
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,759
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're in a lot of pain, I happen

549
00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:26,960
to have a lot of pain meds.

550
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 7: Hey, we're gonna have to pull the gun.

551
00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:30,799
Speaker 3: And this just becoming Seinfeld.

552
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,359
Speaker 7: Oh it's hard not to The cross was pretty intense.

553
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,279
Speaker 1: Uh, could you be anymore dead?

554
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:37,839
Speaker 3: Boom?

555
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:44,640
Speaker 4: Oh sick sick temper the Confederacy forever my work here,

556
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,799
there's no way this won't totally work.

557
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,799
Speaker 1: And seeing kermit any final words, hurry.

558
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:53,880
Speaker 7: Ho, I don't pay not bad. There you go.

559
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,400
Speaker 2: It feels like hat on a hat, you know, like

560
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I'm a red guy playing green guy. It's just not working.

561
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,640
I didn't really grasp that character. I don't know you're

562
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,240
an acting coach. What kind of tips you got from me?

563
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,000
John Wilkes Booth.

564
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Speaker 4: The fun of short form improv is that we pay

565
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,519
no attention to any sort of comedic theory or reality

566
00:22:07,519 --> 00:22:10,079
at any capacity. You just go out there and say stuff. Okay,

567
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,319
so I thought you did great.

568
00:22:11,319 --> 00:22:12,799
Speaker 1: Thank you. I thought I could have done better.

569
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Speaker 7: I feel like you were a little afraid to get

570
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into the kermit until the end.

571
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you just got to stick your hand up

572
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,599
it and like embrace the role. We could try another

573
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scene if we want to do like a different character.

574
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I don't know. I'm like, I'm kind of enjoying this

575
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whole acting thing.

576
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Speaker 7: Well, okay, is there anyone you've always dreamed of playing, like.

577
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Speaker 2: I don't know, like Sean Connery and like he hits

578
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:31,440
women and I've always.

579
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Speaker 1: Looked up to him for that, you know, say no more?

580
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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, By the way, that was next on

581
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,279
the agenda for the Confederacy.

582
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Speaker 3: Oh, hitting women.

583
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was already legal, but to make a situation

584
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where if you hit a woman or a child you

585
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get elected to an official position.

586
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 2: Okay, up on Earth that you haven't gotten updates except

587
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,279
for what Matthew Perry gave you.

588
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 1: But you're not far off from where we kind of landed. Hey, right, No,

589
00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:56,599
we're not gonna high five you put those hands down,

590
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,720
John Wilkes Booth. No, we're not high five and over

591
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that give me some no, no skin for you.

592
00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,839
Speaker 7: Now, let's just Sean Connery arresting John Wilkes Booth.

593
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 1: Shall we Oh yeah, yeah, sure, uh freeze, you're under arrested.

594
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 4: Sean Connery, Why, I can't believe you've made it all

595
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,440
the way to the south, my friend.

596
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 7: I am an admirer of your acting technique.

597
00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: Their names Bond, James Bond.

598
00:23:19,519 --> 00:23:22,599
Speaker 7: Yeah, wow, Well you'll commitment to character profound.

599
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,599
Speaker 2: I know I'm like three levels deep on this character,

600
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,839
but I'm kind of liking it is.

601
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 1: Matthew Perry still here?

602
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 3: Uh?

603
00:23:27,559 --> 00:23:30,759
Speaker 1: Why would I leave? This is my apartment we traded.

604
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I live in a barn.

605
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Speaker 3: Now we had a whole thing where the girls they

606
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,000
went from the barn and to the main manor now

607
00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:36,880
I live in the barn.

608
00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:39,519
Speaker 4: That was always so funny. How you and the women

609
00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:41,480
were not attracted to each other. I don't know the

610
00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:43,240
whole thing. The tension made me laugh.

611
00:23:43,319 --> 00:23:47,079
Speaker 1: Could there be any more tension between Sean Connery and

612
00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:50,759
John Wilkes Booth? There can only be one Highlander. I

613
00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:53,920
am clearly a man from Spain. Does that work?

614
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 7: Beautiful?

615
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,839
Speaker 1: And I think you'll illustrating his range as well? Yeah, yeah,

616
00:23:56,839 --> 00:23:57,880
I try a big admirer.

617
00:23:58,079 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, this has been great.

618
00:23:59,240 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 3: Guys.

619
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Speaker 8: I'd love to invite you to perhaps teach a class

620
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,400
or two for the at risk affected demon youth if possible.

621
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,759
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's quite the opportunity. I think Chris would

622
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,519
have been kick out of that.

623
00:24:08,559 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 3: Can't do it as Matthew Perry, my friend, I wouldn't

624
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,400
have it any other way. Are you good?

625
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 7: Although I gotta warn you.

626
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,799
Speaker 4: Are you familiar with the films like Stand By Me

627
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,079
and those sort of like Teacher Makes Good with children

628
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:20,440
who are badly behaved?

629
00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:20,799
Speaker 3: Yeah?

630
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,519
Speaker 1: That goodwill hunting kind of thing.

631
00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 7: Yeah.

632
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 3: Sure, there's a Sean Connery one. Uh, the Older Man

633
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:26,759
now Dog?

634
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: Oh yes, and the socks with the inside out. Yeah,

635
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,240
I remember that one.

636
00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 8: It's like that if you never connect with the children. Okay,

637
00:24:34,079 --> 00:24:36,200
so picture the first twenty minutes of those.

638
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 2: Movies over and them, or just the low point in

639
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,359
the second act, just on repeat.

640
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, but it's hundreds of children, So you're having

641
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,880
that moment every single day with hundreds of different kids.

642
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,559
Speaker 2: So when you're going in and you're just saying, it's

643
00:24:48,599 --> 00:24:50,400
not your fault, it's not your fault. You're trying to

644
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,000
go in for the hug. Are they just stabbing you?

645
00:24:52,079 --> 00:24:53,039
Speaker 7: Oh, they're stabbing your baby.

646
00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 3: It is your fault is yeah.

647
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 4: Here in Hell, every child is issued one pen knife

648
00:24:57,799 --> 00:24:59,039
for school yeah, it's true.

649
00:24:59,079 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 3: I still have mine for my I guess your legacy

650
00:25:01,519 --> 00:25:04,039
John Wilkes Booth, Besides what you mentioned, what do you

651
00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:05,200
feel like your legacy is?

652
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:05,599
Speaker 7: Well?

653
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 8: Up until today, I would have said a hero who

654
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,839
saved the country and thusly the word yeah, But now

655
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,079
I think my legacy is like kind of a pathetic

656
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,119
weirdo who really like thought very highly of himself without

657
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,880
much evidence, and instead of transforming his resentment into a

658
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,759
thing that could help people, he ultimately caused the destruction

659
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,119
of a person who could have gone on to improve

660
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,920
civil rights in untold ways in America.

661
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:37,519
Speaker 2: John Wilkes Booth, you did it. You've come full circle.

662
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:38,359
You've learned your.

663
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 1: Lesson, and now you can move on. You can go

664
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,759
to heaven. You can do that.

665
00:25:42,799 --> 00:25:45,519
Speaker 2: Now you can go on right now. I'm just kidding,

666
00:25:45,519 --> 00:25:48,440
I'm acting. How did I do?

667
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,079
Speaker 7: You got me?

668
00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:49,559
Speaker 1: Wow?

669
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 7: That was beautiful.

670
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,599
Speaker 4: There was a brief moment of hope in my heart

671
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,720
and then you dashed it.

672
00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:54,519
Speaker 7: Yeah.

673
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tried to do a whole Christmas Carol thing.

674
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,119
I'm a great admirer of those films. And oh, you

675
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,359
can move on with your life. You've redeemed yourself and

676
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,440
then I pulled the rug out.

677
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 7: That's fun.

678
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 4: We do a version of a Christmas Carol down here,

679
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,440
but at the end he takes money from poor people.

680
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the classic Scrooge. Scrooge two too, Scrooge too furious.

681
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:13,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, still scrooging.

682
00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, guys, I gotta take off, But do me

683
00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:19,960
a favorite. Tell whoever the presidents of the Confederacy is now?

684
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 7: I said, what's up?

685
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 3: Uh?

686
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,519
Speaker 1: Did Matthew Perry not break the news to you that

687
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,559
eventually Friends was canceled?

688
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 7: Yeah we got that news.

689
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: No, No, no, it's something on a broader scale. Uh.

690
00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:34,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Confederacy fell apart pretty fucking swiftly.

691
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 3: Yeah you're kidding me.

692
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my whole thing.

693
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,599
Speaker 2: You can still see remnants of it in like the

694
00:26:41,799 --> 00:26:44,240
parking lot of the Walmart in the South, but that's

695
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:44,799
about all.

696
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

697
00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, at.

698
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Speaker 4: Least there's like the occasional statue or something, right that

699
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,000
people tweet with respect.

700
00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 2: They had their day for you know, about a hundred years.

701
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,119
But no, they recently they started tearing those down.

702
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

703
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you guys.

704
00:26:57,079 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 4: But certainly the people that follow our edicts and stuff,

705
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,799
they're good guys, right, they're not people who exploit other

706
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:07,240
people and profuse themselves to be like alphas who sort

707
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,079
of dominate women and other people.

708
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 7: That they don't like us, right.

709
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, no they do. They actually quite love you. If

710
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,160
it's any consolation that mindset is pretty prominent in the

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podcasting space. Not this podcast, but right, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, hey, look, we'll always have podcasts. Yeah. Yeah, well

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it's it's been a thing, yeah, John Woks Booth. I

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wouldn't say it's a treat, but it's certainly been an episode.

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John Wilkes Booth. That's how most people feel when they

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see me.

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Speaker 7: You're talking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we got a play to catch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I've got my vacation. Oh yeah yeah, ooh fun.

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Speaker 4: Hey I could just do monologues for you guys for

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a while if you want, tell you what.

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Speaker 7: I'll come with you wherever you go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go ahead, win outside first, John Wilkes Booth.

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We're gonna wrap things up in here, but we'll be

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right out there here in a second.

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Speaker 4: Okay, cool, all right, you guys have really good pals

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of mine. Now see, we'll see you soon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna go out the other entrance. Chris, we

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can just go out the window. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, hey,

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if you want to support us, go to our patreon

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at good Morning from hell dot com.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we get the Saint hatreon Saint tyr. What is

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that six sixty six?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so many options. And hey, do you want

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to get recommend by Clayton on LinkedIn? That's the only

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way to do it.

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Speaker 1: That's right, you might connection on LinkedIn. You gotta pay

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for that, that's premium stuff. Yeah, Salvett Clayton. That's that's

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Latin for Hail Clayton. Oh yeah, it didn't land, Yeah,

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lat okay. All right, see you guys next week.

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Speaker 3: Thank you mort Burke for coming on. Tell the people

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where they can find you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks guys for having me. That was fun.

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Speaker 9: You can find me at mort Burke on Instagram. Specifically,

746
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I'm posting a bunch of sketches lately, so go check

747
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that out. And I got a podcast with Ashley Burch,

748
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my wife, called Rebrand that's a ton of funk, so

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please go listen to that. And I got a stand

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up special called Spiritually Filthy that you can look up.

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Speaker 7: That's on YouTube. And I got another one coming soon

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that's gonna be called There's beauty in it all.

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Speaker 1: Oh brd, I just.

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Speaker 2: The connection that your wife is your co host on

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that show. We were talking about your wife and then

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your co hosts on your podcast as if they were

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two separate entities, and now they're a oh really yeah,

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oh yeah, sorry sorry, anyways, if you want to hear

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Mortan his wife.

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Speaker 9: But I told that whole story about how she wanted

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Emmy and she's very busy.

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Speaker 2: Well but then you were like, yeah, my wife the

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Emmy winner and then my podcast hosts the Emmy winner, And.

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Speaker 1: I was like, all right, he's just surrounded.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so real quick, tell people what is rebrand if

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they haven't had the opportunity to listen for sure, Yes,

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we just rebrand anything.

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Speaker 9: So we did an episode where we rebranded Ohio, We'll

769
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rebrand Death, will rebrand Snickers. Like it's basically just a

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fun excuse to do an entire episode talking about one

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specific idea or brand. So we talk about how things

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suck and then we talk about how to make them better.

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We did an episode where we rebranded Dwayne the Rock

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Johnson as a dramatic actor before he did that, like

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we like predicted the whole thing. Although that one we

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really knew the idea of him working with Paul Thomas

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Anderson and him changing his name specifically to Dwayne the.

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Speaker 3: Actor John say, yeah, people go look for rebrand wherever

779
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we listen to podcasts, and we might be doing a

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collaboration where I, me and Blane comm on, so we'll

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probably try and coordinate that. So you might be able

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to find me in Blaine. If you go search for

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a rebrand of all.

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Speaker 1: The episodes, that's going to be one of them. It's

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going to be great. We're going to be able to

786
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keep up with you and Ashley Emmy Winner. Yeah yeah,

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so yeah, thanks for coming on.

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Speaker 3: We're going to go talk about why we're going to hell.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye, Thanks, Dad's bye.

