Speaker 1: Welcome to episode fifty five of Mystery Shack Look Back.
Speaker 2: This episode was previously.
Speaker 1: Released on January twelfth, twenty twenty five, with visuals as
Speaker 1: an Easter egg in our Book of Bill podcast. Throughout
Speaker 1: this you'll hear us make reference to those visuals if
Speaker 1: you want to see what we're talking about. That version
Speaker 1: is still hidden somewhere in the Book of Bill podcast.
Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 1: If you can't find it, someone in our discord server
Speaker 1: would be happy to help you. The server's linked below.
Speaker 1: Without further ado, here is the audio of our fifty
Speaker 1: fifth episode, Take.
Speaker 3: Me back to the place I know with the Mister
Speaker 3: Shack and the forest gnomes. I'm already back, so come on,
Speaker 3: let's go. Don't get me started. My heart's in gravity falls.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I think they found it. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know they were going to find it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: Hey bye, Hey, welcome bod time.
Speaker 5: I mean, we've been waiting here.
Speaker 4: It's been weeks, we've been sitting here for weeks.
Speaker 2: Good job, I guess.
Speaker 5: I mean, technically you're not supposed to be here. This
Speaker 5: podcast doesn't really exist.
Speaker 6: It's a secret.
Speaker 5: But I guess since you are here, we might as well.
Speaker 5: You know, do a podcast episode since you found this, Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know what to reward your efforts and that kind
Speaker 5: of thing.
Speaker 4: So friend, Welcome to Mystery Scheck look Back number fifty five,
Speaker 4: a hidden time capsule and secret book club that does
Speaker 4: not officially exist. If anyone asks, we are your retired curators,
Speaker 4: I'm a secret.
Speaker 5: Shelby, and I'm Elusive Ella, and I'm name an address withheld.
Speaker 1: Some fans of the BBC series Sherlock believe there to
Speaker 1: be a secret hidden final episode of the series titled
Speaker 1: Series four episode four, The Lost Special, but they were mistaken.
Speaker 2: Sherlock ends with Series three episode three.
Speaker 1: Likewise, Mystery Shack look Back ends with episode fifty.
Speaker 5: Four, The Book of Bill.
Speaker 2: Welcome to episode fifty five. We have with us once again,
Speaker 2: Sarah Weird Mageddon. Yes, welcome back. Yeah, welcome.
Speaker 1: You were on our our episode on the Bill, seipher
Speaker 1: Ama and on Differ and Mabel versus the Future.
Speaker 7: And the Future.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've always wanted to get you on a third time,
Speaker 1: and looks like that won't happen.
Speaker 2: That's a shame.
Speaker 5: Yeah, podcast is over. I guess there's nothing really we
Speaker 5: can do at this point. Yeah. Oh well, and we
Speaker 5: also have. We also have a very important guests who's
Speaker 5: technically been with us, you know, since day one of
Speaker 5: this podcast. True, we'd love to introduce Chloe, who is
Speaker 5: the creator of the Stanford handwriting thumbnail font that we've
Speaker 5: used in every thumbnail since the very first episode Asunami
Speaker 5: Home right again. You know we always we always wanted
Speaker 5: to you on the podcast, Chloe. I guess we never
Speaker 5: got the opportunity. But you know, in this hypothetical you're
Speaker 5: a hypothetical podcast right now, that isn't that doesn't even.
Speaker 8: When I saw in his dark room, who are you?
Speaker 1: You know, Sarah's been here before. The bag over had
Speaker 1: his standard procedure.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, I'm used to it. Oh okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: it's sort of a Schrodinger's pod thing.
Speaker 1: You made the Stanford font that we've been using in
Speaker 1: our thumbnail this entire time.
Speaker 8: That was that is me, That was me.
Speaker 5: You might even say that the author of the thumbnails.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Your voice was briefly featured in the Cipher Hunt episode.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, when my fourteen year old, my tiny little voice.
Speaker 8: You're not recognizable to me now.
Speaker 1: You played the clip of the when we played the
Speaker 1: clip with the Bill Cipher statue being removed.
Speaker 8: Yes, a tragedy that lives forever.
Speaker 2: In fami h You, You and the curators, though not
Speaker 2: together separately, were in Keyn Carlyle's recent Cipher Hunt documentary.
Speaker 8: Indeed indeed I was right.
Speaker 5: Yes, and the tragic story of what actually happened to you, right.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were asked to record an alternate universe podcast where
Speaker 1: the Cipher Hunt went awry, and we did two separate
Speaker 1: runs of it, one where that you actually heard in
Speaker 1: the video, where it was that it spawned of war
Speaker 1: with Russia, and another that Keen decided against using, where
Speaker 1: we talked about you getting mauled by a bear.
Speaker 8: Oh no, that really happened.
Speaker 5: You got better though, Yeah.
Speaker 1: So since is my ghost I since that clip did
Speaker 1: not make it into the final documentary.
Speaker 2: Here it is for your listening pleasure.
Speaker 1: And of course I'm sure you all click this wondering
Speaker 1: if we would address, you know, the elephant in the room.
Speaker 1: And I think it would be you know, disrespectful to
Speaker 1: bring up the Cipher Hunt without talking about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean all the content warnings that we can
Speaker 5: possibly give, like if you want to skip ahead, that
Speaker 5: would be very understandable.
Speaker 2: What I personally think is it's still worth covering the
Speaker 2: Cipher hunt, and I think adding this detail will help
Speaker 2: people who want to organize similar events do it safely.
Speaker 4: The boy, truly, it is.
Speaker 5: Just it's the nature of these things of well, you
Speaker 5: know nature.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, so what we're talking about. If somehow
Speaker 2: you were unaware.
Speaker 5: I would hate to be the one who doesn't know.
Speaker 1: But on the night that the Bill Cipher statue was
Speaker 1: found in the woods of Reedsport, Oregon, there was a
Speaker 1: family that went there, the least family.
Speaker 2: They're not listening to this podcast, but we did not.
Speaker 8: Attack them ahead of this.
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean they had enough media attention.
Speaker 2: Right and their fourteen year old's daughter, Chloe, was attacked
Speaker 2: by a grizzly bear.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, she did, to her credit, very bravely tried
Speaker 5: to fight off the bear with her camera.
Speaker 1: That bear's hate cameras, which was I think another thing
Speaker 1: I want to educate listeners are.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe the bear just didn't like her.
Speaker 2: It could have been that, but something angered the bear more.
Speaker 2: He brought in his bear buddies, A couple of them
Speaker 2: had weapons with them.
Speaker 5: It was a very unbalanced fight. I mean, he played
Speaker 5: pretty dirty and.
Speaker 4: She was live streaming. She was live streaming the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Can you believe that?
Speaker 1: For those who don't know, the Twitter used to have
Speaker 1: a live stream service called God I'm blanking on it.
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 5: A periscope? Right? I mean, this is why they they stopped,
Speaker 5: I believe.
Speaker 4: I mean, several laws were put in place for protection
Speaker 4: on camera Chloe's law.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you can't live stream things anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's also that, I mean, I don't mean to
Speaker 5: sound like all the conspiracy theorists that popped up at
Speaker 5: the time. That's obviously horrible, but it is weird that
Speaker 5: no one helped.
Speaker 2: M Do you want to take that statement against her family?
Speaker 4: But like her family wasn't the only people there. You
Speaker 4: saw all the other periscopes that were going on. Nobody
Speaker 4: was in the area. It was a very unfortunate action. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there was none in her vicinity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's they were small woods. It would
Speaker 1: just be a bunch of families in Bradley knocking about.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And to be fair, when they heard the screams,
Speaker 4: people did come, they were just a little bit late.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also, of course some people thought the screams
Speaker 2: were in a decorative sort of bill thing and can
Speaker 2: follow them.
Speaker 5: I think they were also a bit they were distracted
Speaker 5: by the fact that they had found the statue and
Speaker 5: didn't really notice the corpse until after.
Speaker 4: Now, what I will say is I think it was
Speaker 4: very kind of the lady who owned the property to
Speaker 4: allow them to put a memorial for Chloe on the grounds.
Speaker 5: It sucks that the police removed it, though.
Speaker 4: They did have to move her her epitaph to one
Speaker 4: of the local Confusion Hill Confusion Hell, yeah, that's right,
Speaker 4: that's right. They let the statues stay on the grounds
Speaker 4: though weirdly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a confusing decision.
Speaker 5: It really changed the vibe of Confusion Hill. I have
Speaker 5: to say, well.
Speaker 2: There was confusion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: But as always we want to thank the thumbnail font,
Speaker 1: which doesn't have an author that we can discern. It
Speaker 1: just mysteriously appeared on our computer one day with the
Speaker 1: note from another universe, you'll need this fun little gravity
Speaker 1: falls joke.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's cute.
Speaker 4: Maybe a little a little too on the gnome, but nos.
Speaker 5: Sorry if you listening, pleasure from listen from hearing about
Speaker 5: Chloe getting mad by a bear. I don't know if
Speaker 5: I trust you.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean I can tell you I certainly got
Speaker 8: from it.
Speaker 10: Doesn't trust you no, nor should you.
Speaker 5: You know what we can change that? You know we
Speaker 5: can we can change that though, you can become trustworthy
Speaker 5: to us. Because so this is a secret podcast, it
Speaker 5: doesn't officially exist. So Sarah and Chloe, the two of
Speaker 5: you are going to have to take a blood oath
Speaker 5: of secrecy before we move forward. It is blood specifically,
Speaker 5: because ink isn't worth anything to me.
Speaker 8: What kind of blood?
Speaker 5: So if you'll both your own, Brady would be fine.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know a.
Speaker 8: Let me, I'm gonna check my fridge. Ye, hold on,
Speaker 8: hold on, I just got it.
Speaker 5: Okay, let me know, mm hmm exactly.
Speaker 4: I mean it does keep better in the fridge, so
Speaker 4: you're wise for that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah. My room's always ask me whate any
Speaker 8: fridge in my room is for? Yeah, let's just say
Speaker 8: it's import.
Speaker 5: Were both ready to go. Would you please each raise
Speaker 5: your right hand actually now raise yep. Now raise a
Speaker 5: needle in your left hand. Right now, poke your finger
Speaker 5: or I guess the bag that you stored in your fridge,
Speaker 5: and let a single drop of blood spill onto this, uh,
Speaker 5: this ancient parchment right here, if you would see okay,
Speaker 5: this one right here, yep, yep, anywhere, yep, perfect, All right,
Speaker 5: now repeat after me. I say your name.
Speaker 2: I clar do hereby pledge?
Speaker 8: Do you hear my pledge?
Speaker 4: Never to reveal the dark secrets I learned during this podcast.
Speaker 8: Never to reveal the dark secrets I learned during this podcast, not.
Speaker 5: That it exists.
Speaker 1: That it exists, lest I obtain a multitude of stitches.
Speaker 4: Lest I obtain multitude of stitches proportionate to my transgression
Speaker 4: of snitching.
Speaker 8: Proportionate transgression of snitching.
Speaker 5: So help me cipher, So help me cipher. No good,
Speaker 5: also bandages. I forgot to mention, you're gonna want to
Speaker 5: stop that bleeding.
Speaker 4: I'm over here here, you guys go.
Speaker 5: Okay, great, Perfect.
Speaker 4: Has a little baby Bill cipher on it. I drew
Speaker 4: it with sharpie.
Speaker 8: Oh now he will store my blood in his little bones?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Bad?
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 8: Do I have a story for you, No, Well that's
Speaker 8: it's a later story. Let me tell you the blood.
Speaker 8: The blood story about the Book of Bill.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So what what aren't we talking about today?
Speaker 5: Well, today we're definitely not talking about this is not
Speaker 5: a website dot com which absolutely was not. A tie
Speaker 5: in website released alongside the Book of Bill on July
Speaker 5: twenty third, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Well process of the limited I guess we're no. That
Speaker 1: is in fact we're talking. We were talking about it,
Speaker 1: but you didn't hear it from us?
Speaker 11: Correct?
Speaker 7: Where did it come from?
Speaker 5: Especially if anyone goes around asking there was.
Speaker 1: A tie in website with Lost Legends, Schmebuo Unlocked. We
Speaker 1: talked about there was a tie in website with Time Pirates,
Speaker 1: Wrong Turn, and the coloring book.
Speaker 2: Had the Seuss casts. We talked about all of those before.
Speaker 5: So I think it was speculated that there would be
Speaker 5: some kind of tie in, but then they found it. Uh,
Speaker 5: there's a URL found on the release day on the
Speaker 5: that that sort of false cover page that Bill says
Speaker 5: is boring. Uh, there's text on the bottom that says
Speaker 5: for more Bill Cipher press fun visit this is not
Speaker 5: a website dot com dot.
Speaker 8: Com iconic website name.
Speaker 2: Do you want to read the next part, Shelby?
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 4: So when first found, a countdown was displayed with a
Speaker 4: triangle and a password input box and a submit button
Speaker 4: next to it similar to the gravity Falls plet page
Speaker 4: or the Disco Girls site before being taken down.
Speaker 2: Yeah so that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Mystery of Gravity Falls put out a website to release
Speaker 1: the gravity Falls pilot with ok gotcha, got it required
Speaker 1: a password and Disco Girl required Mason Pines as the
Speaker 1: password to get in.
Speaker 2: Super Secret Shame was the name of that website.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So in the One True Intelligence Test in Book
Speaker 2: of Bill h question in seven upside Down reveals stretched text.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that this is how we found this,
Speaker 1: Well you did.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like a bar.
Speaker 10: I assumed it was brute forced, honestly.
Speaker 5: Essentially, it's this barcode, you know, like there's a lot
Speaker 5: of visual or optical illusion type puzzles like that where
Speaker 5: it looks like a bark.
Speaker 2: I see the word I turned it sideways, and I
Speaker 2: see the word doc.
Speaker 5: Yeah. You where it's a bunch of letters that are
Speaker 5: really squished together, and then you're supposed to tilt the
Speaker 5: book upward to look at it from the bottom and
Speaker 5: you'll see it. The thing about this one is that
Speaker 5: it's multiple lines of texts that are overlapping each other
Speaker 5: in different orientations, so it looks like just a lot
Speaker 5: of cross hatching, so you have to look at it
Speaker 5: from like each side, essentially to see each part of
Speaker 5: the phrase, which taken together is Nita password. Fine, I'll talk.
Speaker 5: It's the name of the eyeball doc. But what could
Speaker 5: that mean?
Speaker 2: Well, luckily Bill gave us some required summer.
Speaker 5: Reading, Thank goodness he did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Chapter two of The Great Gatsby is inside of the
Speaker 1: Book of Bill, which is still the funniest thing in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 2: And that opens with a description of the billboard billboard
Speaker 2: William board.
Speaker 1: That watches over the Valley of the Ashes, which is
Speaker 1: no longer active optometrist, so the billboard is in disarray,
Speaker 1: and his name j Eckelberg, forever.
Speaker 8: Scarred by the.
Speaker 5: So I'm guessing if you type that in you probably
Speaker 5: get something really cool. Right at this point in the
Speaker 5: July of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: No, it was just a countdown to noon Pacific on
Speaker 1: July thirty, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: That was it, over a parchment background.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, hey, I mean the blind Eye website worked
Speaker 5: a similar way, so that's that's probably pretty cool.
Speaker 1: There was also a code in Bill's cipher. Bill's cipher
Speaker 1: I know him.
Speaker 2: What does this mean?
Speaker 1: Does this mean the uh, this is not the official
Speaker 1: name of this substitution?
Speaker 8: No, that is no.
Speaker 5: I mean there is one that's just colloquially.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, Bill's Substitution Cipher Yeah, and Bill's Bill.
Speaker 8: You can say Bill's substitution Cipher.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That read lost files on it, implying the website would
Speaker 1: contain more tie in material for the book like schmebew
Speaker 1: Unlocked did.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So at the countdown's end, the site was renamed to
Speaker 4: Time is Dead and meaning has no meaning, and the
Speaker 4: countdown said, now.
Speaker 5: Then when you refresh it, what do you get this?
Speaker 2: I remember an under construction page. What well, I.
Speaker 7: Remember both of them. I remember the countdown, and then
Speaker 7: I remember when people were posting about what. So I
Speaker 7: got to preface this by saying, I'm going into this
Speaker 7: without knowing most of what people have found. I've seen
Speaker 7: a few things I have seen the beginning of this,
Speaker 7: I wasn't tracking it as closely as I was with
Speaker 7: cipher Hunt.
Speaker 5: But with this, yeah, I mean, because we were much
Speaker 5: we were both you know, younger with cipher Hunt and
Speaker 5: probably less going on in life, and now we're like, oh,
Speaker 5: this this seems really interesting. I need to need to
Speaker 5: try to keep up with it.
Speaker 2: But Chloe, you were keeping track of this pretty carefully, right,
Speaker 2: Oh boy?
Speaker 5: Was I ever got a cipher hunt veteran over here?
Speaker 8: Fun fact, I left work early, going home desk to
Speaker 8: make sure I can watch there from the countdown, and
Speaker 8: I actually filmed myself.
Speaker 5: So you're what was your reaction or was your reaction
Speaker 5: to the construction page? What was your reaction to the
Speaker 5: reval that it was just Seuss holding two wires saying
Speaker 5: that the site was having technical difficulties.
Speaker 7: Difficulties deflated.
Speaker 5: And that's how you could tell that your brain has
Speaker 5: been rotted. Your brain has been rotted by gravity falls
Speaker 5: when you see an image of SEUs and you're like,
Speaker 5: there's gotta be more.
Speaker 2: You also should mention what you do for work.
Speaker 8: Yes, I work for the mouse, so I took off
Speaker 8: time from the mouse.
Speaker 5: So that's that means that means that this is especially
Speaker 5: a podcast that doesn't exist. That goes double now that
Speaker 5: this podcast is not real. I don't know any of you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well again this bag of my head, I can't
Speaker 8: see anything, so.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I guess it's good for soundproofing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, true, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: But yeah, some people, much like you know, Chloe, A
Speaker 5: lot of people didn't initially believe this, And we're tearing
Speaker 5: the page apart down to its source code to try
Speaker 5: to find the actual thing going on. So Alex himself
Speaker 5: had to tweet sometimes technical difficulties are actually technical difficulties.
Speaker 12: Ha ha.
Speaker 5: Gives us a few days to fix whatever he's cooking up.
Speaker 5: He's a good handy man, He'll get the job done.
Speaker 2: The cigar is just a cigar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh, it's a bit of that.
Speaker 2: We didn't get to really ask him much about this website.
Speaker 5: But the idea the website does website, it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: But the idea that the Tie had website was just
Speaker 1: like announced in the book and just didn't exist when
Speaker 1: when the book came out, and then there was a
Speaker 1: countdown instead for it to exist, and that countdown wounded.
Speaker 2: Up not being correct. This must have been like so
Speaker 2: anxiety producing for Alex.
Speaker 3: A team.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little little rusty since the cipher hunt. I guess,
Speaker 5: you know, it's.
Speaker 4: I do remember when we did talk to Alex, he
Speaker 4: did mention that Lip, who is the one who made
Speaker 4: the website, did it in a few days.
Speaker 7: And where was I during that?
Speaker 1: You were in the burlap sat what was What was
Speaker 1: your reaction to that, Chloe.
Speaker 8: I'm looking at the video right now.
Speaker 1: I just remember this episode as a visual component so
Speaker 1: we can actually play these videos.
Speaker 8: Oh you want to watch it? Okay, hold on, yeah.
Speaker 10: Let's do it. I would.
Speaker 5: I see the light in your eyes and I know
Speaker 5: it's about to be extinguished. Fine for.
Speaker 2: Two one.
Speaker 8: Now now.
Speaker 7: Panic stage one, denial, m.
Speaker 2: We're moving into the second stick.
Speaker 7: Bargaining.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Oh wait, I don't know if we're
Speaker 5: there yet. I don't have we seen.
Speaker 8: Yes, this is yes, Yes, I'm examining sus. I'm clicking
Speaker 8: on sus. I'm looking at I'm looking at the Great Gatsy.
Speaker 2: You realize your job, but for literally nothing.
Speaker 7: I love how you're silent the whole time.
Speaker 5: You're just like sneaks to can we over Can we
Speaker 5: take this and overlay the music from The Incredibles When
Speaker 5: mister Incredible is looking at all the superheroes you've died.
Speaker 1: I also realized that the visual this episode has as
Speaker 1: we could just have our commentary hero over this.
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely absolutely, that would be so much funnier.
Speaker 8: It's just I'm just like realizing and then I'm curiously
Speaker 8: typing in the discord.
Speaker 2: Depression made it, we made it to depression.
Speaker 5: I'm like mortified.
Speaker 8: Anger, there's depression, Come on anger, Yeah, this is I'm
Speaker 8: gonna stop reporting here in a seconds.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh no, And have you reached acceptance.
Speaker 7: Expression you're seeing to this day?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, amazing.
Speaker 2: To the stage of reaction.
Speaker 7: Really look so that you look so disappointed in the frame.
Speaker 2: It's your eyes like compared the first the first frame
Speaker 2: you lived thirty years in that.
Speaker 4: I knew that.
Speaker 8: I was like, I'm going to record this because some
Speaker 8: I'm gonna want to look at this because I'm sure
Speaker 8: something super important. And then literally nothing.
Speaker 2: So now the countdown started going upwards.
Speaker 5: Which isn't really how countdowns work traditionally, So that was concerned.
Speaker 5: That's oh my gosh, Charlie, do you want to go
Speaker 5: back and forth on the Susques.
Speaker 1: Actually I was gonna ask if I don't know if Chloe,
Speaker 1: Shelby and Sarah have Sue's impressions, but we go for
Speaker 1: it regardless.
Speaker 5: Yeah, round robin it. So when you when you click
Speaker 5: on sous a bunch of speech bubbles pop up with
Speaker 5: the things that he says. Some examples include, oops, the
Speaker 5: mystery shok is currently experiencing some of the lawyers. Dude,
Speaker 5: please bear with us as we figure out which wire
Speaker 5: goes where.
Speaker 2: Let's see, the blue wire is connected to the her bone.
Speaker 10: So what I want to know is why are cryptic
Speaker 10: riddles always written down on countered yellow parchment.
Speaker 4: Get some normal paper, dude.
Speaker 7: Still coming, dudes. In the meantime, please enjoy this fine literature.
Speaker 7: While you wait. People are saying it's the Book of
Speaker 7: the Summer.
Speaker 2: And what is he linked an entire PDF of the
Speaker 2: Great gat space.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: In the meantime, experience some soothing tunes while you wait.
Speaker 8: They drowned out the rage.
Speaker 2: Dude, and that link is dead. I don't know what
Speaker 2: that was too.
Speaker 5: Maybe blanching. Oh you know what it was. It was
Speaker 5: the low Fi. It was the that was that was noah, yeah.
Speaker 8: It was blanching. It was the low Fi that got
Speaker 8: taken down.
Speaker 2: Oh gotcha, gotcha? Okay, that was that was to issues
Speaker 2: that was linked to the blanche in low Fi.
Speaker 5: I tried to explain to mister Pines how to open
Speaker 5: up pretty f one time he got so angry and
Speaker 5: confused that he punched through my Funko shelf. My prayer
Speaker 5: funkos were lost, lock dy.
Speaker 2: My favorite otter pop is Sir Isaac Lime, but Lowie
Speaker 2: Blow is pretty cool though. Which is your favorite otter
Speaker 2: pop sound off in the chart?
Speaker 5: I love it now he's It's interesting that we've gone
Speaker 5: from the common parlance being like let me know in
Speaker 5: the comments to let me know in the chat.
Speaker 2: Makes you think as YouTube gets worse and worse and
Speaker 2: more unusable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, if the icy Bear was real, I wonder
Speaker 4: if you'd be my friend.
Speaker 7: Hopefully no one was expecting anything too crazy. Oh okay,
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Sorry Chloe apologizing to Chloe specifically, Sorry dude me.
Speaker 8: Yeah no, that was a direct call out of me. Hey, dude,
Speaker 8: you do you know the computers are filled with gools.
Speaker 8: That's a fact.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna watch you. You're the website now, dude.
Speaker 2: To quote a great man, Everything's gonna be all right,
Speaker 2: rock a bar.
Speaker 10: I wonder if it is possible to taste your own tongue.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, dude.
Speaker 7: Boy, that counter is messed up. I guess we'll be
Speaker 7: ready when it finally reaches the bottom of math.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 8: I tried to look at that bill book and it
Speaker 8: was just a bunch of static and the words he's uncorruptible.
Speaker 8: What's that mean? Beats me?
Speaker 5: Dog? Our blurcher girl or blurcher dang still in my head.
Speaker 2: If I can't get this fixed, this will be the
Speaker 2: final countdown thoughts, Oh man, did you see.
Speaker 10: The new sword birth Rise of the Sordian's Age of
Speaker 10: Swords DLC got delayed again? Don't they understand as a consumer,
Speaker 10: my time is valuable. I wonder if I could make
Speaker 10: a hat small enough to fit on a bird.
Speaker 5: That's a very Shelby thought.
Speaker 10: It is a very Shelby.
Speaker 4: I have hats. I have literally my wicked hats I
Speaker 4: made for my sugar gladers.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you deserve the chance to fly or glide.
Speaker 7: Also, lastly, and this is the one I actually saw
Speaker 7: going around so occasionally clicking on sous enough times would
Speaker 7: give an image of SEUs with Bill's eyes in a
Speaker 7: custom code that translated to so many questions.
Speaker 10: Definitely, definitely, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 14: So while this was all going on, Jason Rinner began
Speaker 14: losing mine on social media.
Speaker 5: This man started doing this on yeah, and he kept
Speaker 5: making posts that were either like these cryptic maybe clues
Speaker 5: maybe not, but also kind of just losing his mind
Speaker 5: in a very gravity fallsy way, because you know, I mean,
Speaker 5: we've talked to the guy, we know that he is
Speaker 5: the biggest gravity falls.
Speaker 2: And also he's also a ridiculous person.
Speaker 5: Is he he is?
Speaker 4: I just I loved the videos of him just talking
Speaker 4: to himself and being like, is Bill here?
Speaker 8: Those were so good.
Speaker 2: Look, we just came a man, okay.
Speaker 8: Ah.
Speaker 12: So I pre ordered this book. I the email said
Speaker 12: that I was going to get here like the twenty ninth.
Speaker 12: The book comes out the twenty third. It's the Book
Speaker 12: of Bill Bill Cipher. But it showed up today tonight,
Speaker 12: not like in any box or anything, but just at
Speaker 12: the door, I thought. I anyway, I'm very excited to
Speaker 12: get into it. I don't know if Alex like it
Speaker 12: is trying to freak me out, but I have a
Speaker 12: little freaked out. I've been hearing a lot of crazy
Speaker 12: things about this book. I'm goind of scared to freak it.
Speaker 12: So I just open it. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 12: allowed to show you guys this, but what does it like, say,
Speaker 12: my actual name in the book.
Speaker 8: Is that.
Speaker 15: Tyrone?
Speaker 12: Okay, getting a little creeped out Actually, to be honest,
Speaker 12: h are you guys like hearing that that like no
Speaker 12: one like no one's here. I'm it's like the middle
Speaker 12: of the night, and I'm like, actually hearing.
Speaker 2: Tell me it's different.
Speaker 12: I'm creeping myself up. If you came here to hurt me,
Speaker 12: clap your hands.
Speaker 5: But he also has proximity enough to you know, Alex
Speaker 5: and the crew that people are kind of speculating like
Speaker 5: is he in all this or is he just genuinely
Speaker 5: loving Let me let me.
Speaker 1: Just blaze through with my patented Jason Ridder impression real
Speaker 1: quick since I could read pretty quickly. Yeah, I am
Speaker 1: finding out stuff and decoding stuff at the same time
Speaker 1: as we all are. WHOA just practicing for when it happens.
Speaker 1: Don't know what it is or if it happens or
Speaker 1: reveals its horrific true nature.
Speaker 2: I'm just asking questions. I'm in the dark hair too, guys.
Speaker 2: I know nothing though, really, guys, And until Alex texts
Speaker 2: me to stop, I'm gonna keep searching for the answers
Speaker 2: because they're out there. Somewhere. Ooh, some of you are
Speaker 2: really close, I mean geographically to each other. I don't
Speaker 2: know what the answers are, so I wouldn't know who's
Speaker 2: close to figuring that out. I thought a fan made
Speaker 2: video was a clue. For goodness sake, I'm following you, guys, fellas.
Speaker 2: It's seven and a half hours too long to pretend
Speaker 2: you know nothing about a big secret thing. The answer
Speaker 2: is yes. If I knew anything, I would have caved
Speaker 2: by now. I don't have the kind of willpower. I'm
Speaker 2: stuck on a wall connected phone charger. My eyes are blurry,
Speaker 2: my thumbs are putting up a good fight, refreshing. I
Speaker 2: alienated my family and friend. I would not be doing
Speaker 2: this if I was not driven by rabid curiosity. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that reminds me.
Speaker 1: During the cypher Rent podcast, Jason's wife Melanie was sick
Speaker 1: and he was like taking care of their daughter the
Speaker 1: whole time, Like he would just unmute, talk to us
Speaker 1: and then mute and then like I.
Speaker 2: Have the I received the whole raw audio of him
Speaker 2: taking care of.
Speaker 1: His kid from his Audacity recording, and I'm like, hey, Jason,
Speaker 1: you didn't have to be here, and you could leave
Speaker 1: and Alex said no with Jason that when it comes
Speaker 1: to gravity falls, that's not an option.
Speaker 5: Yeah, other child.
Speaker 7: And then he does that I want to get off
Speaker 7: Alex's wild ride.
Speaker 2: He does that wacky face emoji. He says, whoop's wrong
Speaker 2: emoji I meant, and then it's the little spy emoji.
Speaker 2: They're right next to each other on the emoji keyboard.
Speaker 2: Honest mistake. And then he has a just a gift
Speaker 2: of bipper and he goes, oh my gosh, you guys,
Speaker 2: last night I had that thing happened to me where
Speaker 2: you wake up in the middle of the night and
Speaker 2: you're just standing at the mirror and the pitch black
Speaker 2: and your eyes are reflecting back to you. Well, jump,
Speaker 2: scare for real. I didn't know our eyes did that. Wow.
Speaker 2: You guys will not let this go. You little garb bundles.
Speaker 9: You.
Speaker 2: So here's the precious people check asking for car bundles,
Speaker 2: you little guard bundles. You know, guar bundles.
Speaker 7: You want to google it.
Speaker 5: How many hours of sleep do you think you had?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 10: None?
Speaker 8: None?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so many?
Speaker 7: One?
Speaker 2: What google gar bundles to it?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's an alien. No, that's a little little aliens.
Speaker 5: In the Yeah it's from the Flight of the Navigator
Speaker 5: science fiction Disney film.
Speaker 2: I know, Flight of the Navigator.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're doing great.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of us. We're chill, we're relaxed.
Speaker 1: Why you could even put those words together in a
Speaker 1: portmanteau and describe us as relalian.
Speaker 2: Relyed? We could wait however long it takes. We're all
Speaker 2: okay and not possessed even a little bit. Our minds
Speaker 2: are having normal thoughts the royal wague, every one of
Speaker 2: us and I and them and us and even Jason.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see Jason's the only human entity to suddenly
Speaker 1: speaking the third person.
Speaker 16: Okay, sure, that makes Jason the strange one. Okay, got it.
Speaker 7: So he's having a breakdown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So he kept going back on I know, no, I don't,
Speaker 1: and we finally asked Alex, hey, how.
Speaker 2: Much did Jason know?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 4: Jason was also going pretty wide. Where was he just
Speaker 4: doing that separately or was he also like privy to
Speaker 4: some of the things you were working.
Speaker 17: Jason wasn't privy to anything that was That was a
Speaker 17: gift to Jason because he is gravity Falls his biggest fan,
Speaker 17: like he literally is Dipper and he's so excited about
Speaker 17: this stuff that I'm like, I don't want to spoil
Speaker 17: anything for him.
Speaker 2: I want him to get to experience it alongside everybody else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he started like gaslighting himself.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that's just Jason. Oh my god.
Speaker 10: It was a delight to follow Jason's journey on this.
Speaker 5: Because Jason Ritory kept tweeting. After every tweet where he
Speaker 5: was like, no, I don't know anything, it was like,
Speaker 5: or do I His tiktoks were insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just.
Speaker 8: Like so it's actually this funny. I have the other
Speaker 8: side of the story. So when we were interviewing Jason
Speaker 8: for uh the cipher Hut video uh keen, and I
Speaker 8: asked him about the Twitter thread I can't remember we
Speaker 8: got I don't think we were rolling during the time.
Speaker 8: We asked him like, hey, were you do you actually
Speaker 8: know things? Are we just messing with us? He was like, no,
Speaker 8: I didn't know anything, but I was just I kept
Speaker 8: texting Alex and like like just sending him things and
Speaker 8: he was just like not yet, like his technical difficulties,
Speaker 8: so so he knew it was actually a field difficulties.
Speaker 5: So he wasn't he wasn't joking when he said until
Speaker 5: Alex texts me to stop.
Speaker 8: Yeahful yes, yeah, And he just did it because because.
Speaker 4: You know, why not.
Speaker 10: He just thought it was funny.
Speaker 8: That's just like he was just like, yeah, I'm just
Speaker 8: having fun passing the time.
Speaker 5: But what else is he gonna do?
Speaker 2: Family?
Speaker 10: Man, I love him so much.
Speaker 2: He's such a strange person. I want to point out.
Speaker 1: The first joke he makes of the Cipher Hut podcast
Speaker 1: is could you imagine, as a big fan of gravity Falls,
Speaker 1: how exciting it was to learn that I was as
Speaker 1: if he was somehow watching the show without recognizing his
Speaker 1: own voice.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love him so much.
Speaker 8: Can I tell you really quick, it's just sneak for
Speaker 8: you a little tidbit something else that he did while
Speaker 8: we were recording. We were we were filming pretty late
Speaker 8: over in Centry City, uh, and we were walking back
Speaker 8: to the parking to get some footage in a car
Speaker 8: and we pass an ATM and he goes, oh, hey, sorry, guys,
Speaker 8: this is my bank's ATM. Actually did use it for
Speaker 8: a second. And we were like, okay, cool, chill, yeah,
Speaker 8: no worries, we'llaeve for you. And so he's over like
Speaker 8: at the ATM keV from Round Table, Kean Carlisle and myself.
Speaker 8: You know, we're just like politely standing there waiting, and
Speaker 8: he has his back does and he's during the ATM
Speaker 8: and he turns back around eventually and goes, this is
Speaker 8: so weird. Spit out a bunch of Nora bills and
Speaker 8: then it spit out this and he holds up that's
Speaker 8: like old, worn, tattered, negative twelve dollars bill and we
Speaker 8: were just like, oh my god, and he was he
Speaker 8: was like, I'm just joking. And he puts it back
Speaker 8: in his wallet as if he carries it around with
Speaker 8: him everywhere I go.
Speaker 2: But I believe he would. Yeah, he absolutely, he absolutely does.
Speaker 1: When we talked to Michael Rayatta, he told us that
Speaker 1: once he saw Jason just in it when he was
Speaker 1: walking around Los Angeles. He saw Jason in his car
Speaker 1: and they didn't Jason didn't see him, but he was
Speaker 1: wearing the Differ hat and he's like, he just he
Speaker 1: just drives the round.
Speaker 5: He just wears it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: He's a real fan.
Speaker 7: Look, he's a real fan.
Speaker 10: Such a good boy.
Speaker 5: He is a real fan. He just happens to voice Differ.
Speaker 1: Also, I think he would be as big a fan
Speaker 1: if he did not get the role, like this would
Speaker 1: be his favorite show no matter what.
Speaker 5: Absolutely he would.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, no, I totally agree.
Speaker 8: What are we talking about? A website? What's what's a website?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: So on uh.
Speaker 1: At August ninth, twenty twenty four, it's seven BM Pacific.
Speaker 1: Seuss fixed the site at entering the password gave you
Speaker 1: new phrases. Two possible new images would appear with new
Speaker 1: phrases solved.
Speaker 2: Time to ask mister Pines for a raise.
Speaker 5: Worried, I run the mystery shack. Now I'm gonna go
Speaker 5: for myself a raise.
Speaker 4: I haven't fin inhed dollars, sus thanks, sus man.
Speaker 5: I'm hungry resisting urge to naw on wires.
Speaker 2: Hope no one noticed how long that talk?
Speaker 5: No one did.
Speaker 10: I'm not just the handyman. I'm the handiest man boy.
Speaker 7: I could really go for eating some honey out of
Speaker 7: a clay pop with my bare hands right now.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, true, No, to fix these wires. It's time
Speaker 8: to fix America.
Speaker 5: Time to finally download dot app. Marable was always telling
Speaker 5: me about turk Talk. I wonder if anyone's even heard
Speaker 5: of gravity falls on there.
Speaker 1: Oh, that is absolutely Alex's experiences that he talked about
Speaker 1: in the I mean I need to keep recommending the
Speaker 1: Book of Bill podcasts.
Speaker 2: You guys are here. You found this through a secret
Speaker 2: code in it.
Speaker 15: You had to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One time, my cousin Regerie tried to make a website
Speaker 1: and he accidentally shut down the entire power bred of
Speaker 1: South Dakota.
Speaker 2: He's so good at computers, dude, smartly.
Speaker 10: Fris open mouth, smiley.
Speaker 2: Face, open mouth, smiling first, all.
Speaker 4: Right, So a new countdown began that ended at twelve
Speaker 4: thirty Pacific time on the same day and displayed the
Speaker 4: current look of the site, which was designed and created
Speaker 4: by Lip Camarilla. So we're gonna put up on the
Speaker 4: screen at the Instagram post, including a full like from
Speaker 4: the ground up designing of the of the page that
Speaker 4: we're looking at right now, which is really cool. And
Speaker 4: he also credits Ian Worrel as giving him the three
Speaker 4: D image of the Book of Bill that is displayed
Speaker 4: prominently in the featured image.
Speaker 2: Look at the look at the starting facial expression this one.
Speaker 4: World, weary, you've already started at the second stage of vame.
Speaker 2: You already started at barboh.
Speaker 9: Boy, now bye, Oh my god, I'm filling it on
Speaker 9: my phone.
Speaker 8: I'm videoing on my phone. Hi, everybody, I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, less than two minutes.
Speaker 7: Okay, we're back to.
Speaker 2: Happy, hesitantly happy.
Speaker 18: The tweet, the tweet from Jason Rider on my watch
Speaker 18: that just calling me, calling me, not me, guys, Wow.
Speaker 8: All my friends being like, hey, did you notice that
Speaker 8: the countdown's happening, and me being.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, I freaking not a little busy at the moment.
Speaker 9: Dad's calling me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so happy these videos are making
Speaker 1: this podcast for these are.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, forty five seconds. Oh my gosh, I'm
Speaker 8: furiously stop calling me. I'm recording, yeah happening.
Speaker 9: I'm going.
Speaker 8: I hate you all. Okay, this was me. Oh I'm
Speaker 8: not okay, I'm not okay, I'm not okay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this was me when the Lady False Finelle was
Speaker 7: about to air.
Speaker 8: I know there's fifteen seconds.
Speaker 5: Hyperventilating, okay, uh huh, the longest fifteen seconds of your life.
Speaker 8: To be sure, truly, truly they were.
Speaker 2: I mean, Chloe was also heavily involved in this up run,
Speaker 2: so I don't know.
Speaker 7: I think you just live like, yeah, yeah, it just
Speaker 7: it's it's justified.
Speaker 5: What is this? What is this?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 15: I don't know look at it.
Speaker 8: There's there's a DANGEI.
Speaker 5: Family screaming from.
Speaker 8: Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, Oh my gosh, there's a
Speaker 5: bunch of stuff.
Speaker 8: Wait, there's a bunch of stuff. This is an arg
Speaker 8: this is an.
Speaker 18: Oh my god, he got like the gold tooth like's cooing.
Speaker 8: No, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 9: God, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 8: Is there any sound for you? Because I know you
Speaker 8: haven't vaded right now? Oh yeah, Oh there's still a minute.
Speaker 9: Are you saying.
Speaker 5: It now?
Speaker 2: I've invested anything?
Speaker 8: Are you clicking on stuff?
Speaker 9: Click on things?
Speaker 8: Oh, there's definitely like little bits of sound and stuff.
Speaker 8: So much here a lot. Oh my gosh. Oh no,
Speaker 8: there's definitely sound. Oh god, there's a freaking password. I'm
Speaker 8: not it's stuff. Well, this is the password to the laptop.
Speaker 5: I doubt it's that.
Speaker 10: My gravity falls.
Speaker 8: I'm put put Stanford in the in the last that
Speaker 8: that was really good. Wait, there's so much that I
Speaker 8: have to look at May being like, surely my special
Speaker 8: edition will never come in handy ever again.
Speaker 5: And I'm not sure that's the only relevant password for
Speaker 5: that computer.
Speaker 10: Who are you?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 8: Can you flip through the file? I don't see I
Speaker 8: don't see anything.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so let's go over to the website.
Speaker 5: Yeah so we get to see this.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, type Stanford. Let's see what you saw?
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 8: So obviously, when prompted with a password to laptop, this
Speaker 8: isn't that mcguck at labs on it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, the first logical password that you're gonna try is Stanford.
Speaker 7: Oh so this looks like a case report of I
Speaker 7: guess Ford went to somewhere to get diagnosed or whatever.
Speaker 2: Is not quite sure we should do it.
Speaker 7: Stanford performed extremely well on reflex, Cognitive IQ and every
Speaker 7: other test we could think of. We even tried giving
Speaker 7: him a placebo and he tasted it, chuckled, spat it out,
Speaker 7: and said, oh please, not gonna lie it to me.
Speaker 7: Then he amazed the team by playing Flight of the
Speaker 7: Bumblebee on the piano in our lobby. Honestly, I can't
Speaker 7: call this a disability, this is a hyperability. He did
Speaker 7: finger Puppets depicting the sinking of the Titanic, and everyone
Speaker 7: was spellbound. We might be locking, we might be looking
Speaker 7: in at the next evolution in the human species. If
Speaker 7: then something's crossed out, but it looks like I can
Speaker 7: still read it.
Speaker 8: If I could kidnap him and bring him to it,
Speaker 8: I can't see it means too dark. Whoops, I've said
Speaker 8: too much.
Speaker 5: How do you how do you do see that?
Speaker 2: And then fingeredowner is crossed. How did you see that?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh, it says you can sent you to that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you see that? You know?
Speaker 8: Because I can see it?
Speaker 2: How do you know what it says?
Speaker 19: There?
Speaker 7: If you turn this, I can slightly see it. I
Speaker 7: can see it.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also it says he was born, it was born he
Speaker 2: was born on sixteen, sixteen nineteen. And then the rest
Speaker 2: is blocked out. I'm sure that made Hannah very happy.
Speaker 8: Oh well, that and the it's not the sixteenth, it's
Speaker 8: June fifteenth. Oh exactly, yes, and it's fixed by now.
Speaker 8: But yeah, stan Aham was born or born on June fifteen.
Speaker 10: It's possible.
Speaker 4: It's possible that he gave the wrong birthday because he's
Speaker 4: a paranoid piece of crab yet true.
Speaker 5: I can I say I did.
Speaker 4: I give my I do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: My parents are boomers. My grandma is beyond the boomer.
Speaker 4: That's like they were always like, don't give your real birthdays.
Speaker 5: And he was also eighteen when they performed these tests.
Speaker 2: You would know, but they're like, I don't know if
Speaker 2: he has the right number of figures. We'll have to
Speaker 2: go see a doctor.
Speaker 5: I think they would know by now.
Speaker 8: No, So okay, So here's the thing though, here's the thing.
Speaker 8: There are many forms of polydactyle. There most often, very
Speaker 8: very commonly in polydactylely, patients are just a more of
Speaker 8: like just the skin and the cartilage and the soft tissue.
Speaker 8: You don't get the bone. And if you do get
Speaker 8: the bone, it's very rare that it's functional, and typically
Speaker 8: it will be either a secondary thumb, so the thumb
Speaker 8: will have two thumbs basically, and then rarely it's on
Speaker 8: the pinky. So Stanford actually has one of the most
Speaker 8: rare forms of polydactyle, and it is very important to
Speaker 8: keep up on the growth of those appendages. Typically, if
Speaker 8: it was not a functioning finger, it would have most
Speaker 8: likely been removed at a younger age, although you knowing
Speaker 8: this is the fifties or sixties, it's probably not.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: My grandma had a toe removed around that time on
Speaker 4: both feet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I do.
Speaker 7: Want to say since I'm actually just came out of
Speaker 7: anatomy and physiology first part, so I'm kind of refreshed
Speaker 7: on this. But because normally, if a fully grown extra
Speaker 7: finger is not functional, that's likely because it's not innervated,
Speaker 7: because that requires a spot in your motor cortex, because
Speaker 7: you have remember.
Speaker 5: You have like the motor moncular Yes, that's.
Speaker 7: Right, and that kind of corresponds like each in each
Speaker 7: individual finger has a place in the motor cortex. So
Speaker 7: I guess Ford has a place for his sixth finger
Speaker 7: in his motor cortext maybe that would explain his other
Speaker 7: brain and anomalies and being really smart.
Speaker 2: Too interesting?
Speaker 8: Yes, Okay, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: Let's leave this this document.
Speaker 4: I'm glad we have the two specific non guests for
Speaker 4: this non podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm real good at picking guests or in this case,
Speaker 2: not picking.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you click on the book a bill for me? Yes?
Speaker 7: I can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Because not only can you type into this laptop here,
Speaker 5: you can also click around on the desk itself.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then it says, Dipper, if you're reading this,
Speaker 2: then I am dead kidding. Sorry, Stanley thought that would
Speaker 2: be funny.
Speaker 1: We're currently out shopping for harpoons to prepare for our
Speaker 1: trip to the Arctic. I had a hunch you might
Speaker 1: sneak into my lab while I was away, despite my
Speaker 1: many warnings not to good on your curiosity. Curiosity enriched
Speaker 1: the mind of the cat, they always say. Before I
Speaker 1: hurl the book into the bottomless pit, I've been experimenting
Speaker 1: on it, extracting any last secrets I can rent from within.
Speaker 1: It seems it is always changing, reflecting the tortured mind
Speaker 1: of its author and reader alike. Feel free to take
Speaker 1: this rainy day to peruse any extra pages you may
Speaker 1: find find out here at your leisure, but be warn
Speaker 1: prolonged exposure to Cypher's tricks can lead to madness. Then again,
Speaker 1: you and Mabel are thirteen. Now you're probably old enough
Speaker 1: to handle any demonic curses that come your way. A
Speaker 1: just remember to stick together.
Speaker 2: Ah, A true mystery hunt isn't about the mystery, It's
Speaker 2: about who you're hunting with.
Speaker 7: Grud.
Speaker 2: Finally, I understand that Stanford fines ps sous. If you're
Speaker 2: reading this, I won't make you a mister Pine's needing.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means. Stop asking. It's
Speaker 2: like a me, you know, like a me on a
Speaker 2: wik What.
Speaker 5: Are those words?
Speaker 2: Stand? If you end up breaking into my lab at
Speaker 2: some point later today, Bravo still has go to Lucksmith
Speaker 2: as in eighth grade PPPs. Bill.
Speaker 1: If you're somehow reading this, go choke Godglass. I am,
Speaker 1: as Mabel says, leaving you on red.
Speaker 2: And then all this is exes. There's some text down there.
Speaker 2: Wonder what that is?
Speaker 13: This freaking message killed me. The code at the bottom
Speaker 13: I have I didn't yes, because it's.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Kelly, Chloe take the lead, Chloe, go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 4: Tell us what it is.
Speaker 10: What's it say?
Speaker 8: Here's the sad thing. I can read it, but I'm
Speaker 8: gonna look it up. It killed me because those symbols,
Speaker 8: some of those symbols in that particular orientation, do not
Speaker 8: exist in any of this specific ciphers that we have already.
Speaker 8: And so upon seeing this, my first thought was, oh
Speaker 8: my god, we're getting another bull cipher. And I lost
Speaker 8: my mind and I tried brute forcing it for like
Speaker 8: probably twenty to thirty minutes before I saw someone say
Speaker 8: use a mirror, and.
Speaker 13: I was like, God, damn it, it's just reflected its yeah, truly.
Speaker 8: Yeah, anyway, it's not astra paraspro of course always must sign.
Speaker 5: And then for those who don't know, that translates in
Speaker 5: Latin too through hardships to the stars. And it's kind
Speaker 5: of Ford's unofficial catchphrase since the Journal.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, he says it in the Journal.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like the front page of the and
Speaker 5: it was his yearbook quote and it's like his version
Speaker 5: of to Infinity and beyond.
Speaker 10: It's his favorite quote.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, his catchphrase exactly.
Speaker 1: That's why he sounds That's why my Ford voice sounds
Speaker 1: so much like Buzzle, Like yeah, and.
Speaker 5: This gives us? What does this give us? Some diary
Speaker 5: entries about Mabel and Ford investigating the bill statue, Been
Speaker 5: there done that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Chloe was exactly in that spot Cipher's corpse.
Speaker 2: I spent yesterday with Mabel lying spells, curses and unicorn
Speaker 2: hairs to the base of Cipher's remains. Mabel is taking
Speaker 2: her role as my Cipher defense squad assistant very seriously,
Speaker 2: but asked us both to wear witch hats for some reason,
Speaker 2: which I happily obliged. I have always seen dipper as
Speaker 2: cut from a similar cloth as me.
Speaker 1: But I'm delighted to report that Mabel has a vibrant,
Speaker 1: curious mind, well suited to discovery and adventure. Anomolies are
Speaker 1: indeed president At the site of the statue. Nearby shadows
Speaker 1: stretch into triangular shapes. Compasses point directly away from Cipher,
Speaker 1: as though he is the anti North You mean sound,
Speaker 1: So he doesn't, he doesn't. He doesn't like that movie.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like Ciscill and Ebert that way. So
Speaker 1: my sound birds will come near.
Speaker 2: But that's not true.
Speaker 5: Oh God, the Bill is a bird. Theory is gonna
Speaker 5: come back.
Speaker 1: Mabel prep sensing my unease through an impromptu eulogy for Bill,
Speaker 1: which involved a lot more sock puppets than you usually
Speaker 1: expected a funeral.
Speaker 8: Goodbye, Cipher, you are dead, blown up in my gruncle's head.
Speaker 21: Too much power hurt your soul, Ray incarnate as of
Speaker 21: ale Amen.
Speaker 5: I love this limerick.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 7: Oh look at the drawing. Look at the drawing.
Speaker 4: I know this is an em sesaega drawing.
Speaker 2: Okay I have.
Speaker 7: By the way, I haven't said.
Speaker 4: This is new to me.
Speaker 7: I'm experiencing this for the first time.
Speaker 2: Suma deer pet question marks drawn towards statue, wise words
Speaker 2: for my assistant. His funeral gave me a bittersweet sense
Speaker 2: of closure. How strange it is to look back on
Speaker 2: it all now, Yeah, to look look back that I
Speaker 2: once considered him the center of my life, the sun
Speaker 2: in my galaxy, when all along it was a black
Speaker 2: hole sucking well.
Speaker 1: Well it was a black hole sucking everything, sorry, sucking
Speaker 1: everything bright into his bottomless ego.
Speaker 5: I don't think he was bottomless. He had you for it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Are we these hours? We just assuming
Speaker 2: children won't find this funny? Is my one defense for him.
Speaker 7: It's so, you're true. It's true. It really is. It's
Speaker 7: like real time fan of Bullibreacon.
Speaker 5: All right, look in this travels to dimensions meant for
Speaker 5: older listeners.
Speaker 2: It's true. Is this statue the lost sun, bleach husk
Speaker 2: of a powerless, forgotten failure.
Speaker 1: Or a warning of something sinister yet to come? You
Speaker 1: tell me, dear reader, what do you see when you
Speaker 1: look in Cypher's eye?
Speaker 2: At astra per Asper Stanford and no way, I like
Speaker 2: sweaters and writing in my diary too.
Speaker 1: Wait, also, I need you to read the Mabel caption
Speaker 1: right under Bill looking mm.
Speaker 7: Hmm, what do you see when you look at Cipher's eye?
Speaker 7: I see a kitty cat?
Speaker 5: That's true, it is a kitty cat. Kittens for fish.
Speaker 7: Just kidding.
Speaker 4: And if anyone I think Emmy cited this is one
Speaker 4: of her favorite drawings she did for the book.
Speaker 11: Really cute.
Speaker 7: That's that's some shit I would have liked.
Speaker 5: It's so cute.
Speaker 7: Requsted on a charity stream or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love the witch hats. That's such a funny detail.
Speaker 22: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love also that that Ford sweater is purple here.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, because Mabel didn't have didn't have a maroonicker.
Speaker 8: It's kind of like a magenta. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you go back to the page and click on
Speaker 2: the the dag.
Speaker 5: To the man desk.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, main page.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so there's a dagger that is impaling the book.
Speaker 5: I guess for it. Got really frustrated with it. And
Speaker 5: when you click on it, it gives you this page
Speaker 5: and add about a machine called the cipher Opticon, probably
Speaker 5: from the Anti Ciphers Society. Do you want to read
Speaker 5: it for us only the cipher optacon. Twas once believed
Speaker 5: that ghosts and demons were invisible to men with these
Speaker 5: crank operated quadro monocles, Cipher's form, once visible only to
Speaker 5: fortune tellers and a few rare species of shrimp, shall
Speaker 5: at last be revealed. See Cipher before he sees you.
Speaker 5: Pow would buy optical syrup made from ground up bumblebee eyes.
Speaker 5: Let the power of bumblebee eyes work for you. For
Speaker 5: added effectiveness, we advise charging the cipher opticon and by
Speaker 5: staring directly at the source of all lights, the sun
Speaker 5: the Male Hunter's Almanac. Every fact we have unearthed about
Speaker 5: the Fiend is collected herein for only one hey penny volume.
Speaker 5: We have even collected some jokes. Example Knock Knock, whom
Speaker 5: calls the eradication of Bill Cipher, that is whom joke complete,
Speaker 5: not just incredible work.
Speaker 2: This is this is I really wish this podcast existed.
Speaker 2: It is so fun.
Speaker 7: I don't know, maybe we can talk, I don't know,
Speaker 7: just for fun.
Speaker 2: Well, let's uh, let's go back and click.
Speaker 8: On go ahead and cn L on here.
Speaker 2: Before the cn the cn L references Charlie and.
Speaker 15: La or maybe my name.
Speaker 5: Where's true?
Speaker 2: You look at the second.
Speaker 8: The first Allen bill to the second bill, there's a
Speaker 8: C N L behind there. I'm sure someone spotted that before.
Speaker 8: It is just the first time I've noticed it.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 7: It's just overlooked, all overlooked, and it will be illustrated,
Speaker 7: illustrator in design or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you it could have been photoshop.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Alex uses in design, but we don't know that he'd
Speaker 2: put that together. Can you click on actually, can you
Speaker 2: click on the yeah, gold tooth? Can you click on
Speaker 2: the gold tooth?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: So, clicking on the lucky you get out of death
Speaker 2: free card.
Speaker 4: Print that one out.
Speaker 16: Print out this card and swallow it for one one
Speaker 16: free resurrection only for use to participating realities.
Speaker 2: Must renounce all other gods. That's upstra.
Speaker 5: Also for reference, Substrate independence appears to be the idea
Speaker 5: that you know your thoughts are not like expending physical energy,
Speaker 5: which is yeah, it's not true.
Speaker 7: I think too much every day, and I physically experienced
Speaker 7: that your brain uses up just at rest twenty percent
Speaker 7: of the like glucose in your system in the oxygen.
Speaker 7: It's like it's the biggest energy hog of your entire body.
Speaker 5: So you got a lot of excess. You really turn
Speaker 5: that off every once in a while?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Can we Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh, there's a print option here, wonderfully Yeah, So what
Speaker 1: happens when you click on the maguc get Labs logo?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I got get go sweet tarn molasses. This
Speaker 5: is the first time I've been asked a journal in
Speaker 5: thirty eight years. I can't quite right as proper as
Speaker 5: it used to. So I constructify a dictation boy to
Speaker 5: transcribe for me.
Speaker 2: Hello, I am dictation bought. Dictation is all I know.
Speaker 16: I understand every word in the dictionary, but the one
Speaker 16: word I do not understand is love.
Speaker 5: Dictation back, Hush before I throw you in the bad
Speaker 5: row back graveyard.
Speaker 2: Sorry, father, I will return to dictation.
Speaker 5: Any which way. My Grandpapy used to say, you can't
Speaker 5: call the goose with a hog whistle, which means you
Speaker 5: shouldn't expect a swindler to change his tune. I never
Speaker 5: met Triangle Dan here, however they call him, but I
Speaker 5: saw him one time, at least I think it did.
Speaker 5: Annie's more or less lucifer and carnate. If I do
Speaker 5: say so, myself. I scrimmaged up an old record from
Speaker 5: a yard sale with some proper advice on the subject.
Speaker 5: Oh hey, it's a good way to clear out the
Speaker 5: guests at the end of a hole down. But it's
Speaker 5: got some good advice type hectoring in the computer down
Speaker 5: in the lab to hear it. Anyhow, if you ever
Speaker 5: need a damn pur lapsed sack full of miscellaneous springs,
Speaker 5: or want to hear how to create confusion, you know
Speaker 5: who to call. Me and Tater are gonna get back
Speaker 5: catching up on fishing, calling us a whopper the other
Speaker 5: day sign Fiddleford had drawn mcgook. But yes, I think
Speaker 5: I got a shirt that looked like that triangle failure
Speaker 5: in college. Better find it so I can burn it proper.
Speaker 2: Good Night, Sally, Well, I mean macguk's told it to
Speaker 2: type in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, was definitely the first one that I personally typed in.
Speaker 5: I'm also gonna, as a side note, I'm gonna strake
Speaker 5: the ones we've already covered in the docs, so we
Speaker 5: know he cut.
Speaker 2: We're good already, gotcha.
Speaker 8: My favorite song, my favorite lullabye, sper is real.
Speaker 5: He's sin full and yellow, He's a dry triangle fellow
Speaker 5: with mischief, and on cipher is reel.
Speaker 10: He'll cause weird mygad, So don't be forgetting to leave
Speaker 10: him behind.
Speaker 23: Folks attended the church services last Sunday, was a little
Speaker 23: old man with a great big heart, raised his hand
Speaker 23: aloft to the sky and asked, Hey, anyone.
Speaker 1: Here in this little freaking fabulous secret powers reference asked to.
Speaker 23: The wicked rey the triangle, false idol bill cipher, anyone here, anyone.
Speaker 2: In the audience.
Speaker 23: Sure enough the little old lady shawl wrapped around her shoulders,
Speaker 23: pearl necklace jingling off her withered neck, raised her and
Speaker 23: that she commenced to speak. She said, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 23: I was want to law abide and citizen like you.
Speaker 23: I sold cigarettes down at the trade station to the
Speaker 23: sailors coming to and fro across this great land. But
Speaker 23: one day I was lying in bed, and sure enough
Speaker 23: there he was Mill's sighed for himself. He said, Doris,
Speaker 23: my name was Dolores, but I did not correct himself.
Speaker 2: Side, I'll get you a husband.
Speaker 23: Nay, I'll get you gold, silver, silks and spices if
Speaker 23: you'll follow me. And I'm not too happy to admit it,
Speaker 23: but I fell under his demonic spell.
Speaker 2: I began to drink fruit beer and listen to the
Speaker 2: jazz music.
Speaker 23: I danced late at night and steal teeth out of the.
Speaker 2: Mouths of animals.
Speaker 23: And the next thing you know, my whole body was
Speaker 23: covered in triangular tattoos. If you don't mind, I hope
Speaker 23: you're not too bashful. I'd like to show you. She
Speaker 23: took off her blouse, exposing herself or the Good Lord
Speaker 23: and all of us to see it. Sure encross her
Speaker 23: with stemon and triangle, standing to fight against God and
Speaker 23: man with a pig t shirt.
Speaker 8: I'm a little differential.
Speaker 5: He's yellow, He's a driangle.
Speaker 2: He's yellow, he's a triangle. Fellas calls.
Speaker 7: Come on.
Speaker 19: Back.
Speaker 2: A collections played, I'm here every day every Sunday.
Speaker 24: Is that?
Speaker 7: Is that a church?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And that was That was one of my favorite vocal performances.
Speaker 2: Alex is Don's Thanks.
Speaker 1: That was a reference to the song mentioned in the
Speaker 1: Book of Bill by plucking Jim Puckett, who is quoted
Speaker 1: as saying I hate Bill more than I love my son.
Speaker 1: It did not contain nearly as much judgmental yodling as
Speaker 1: the album prompt.
Speaker 5: I really thought that that was the extent of what
Speaker 5: you could type into the computer at the time.
Speaker 2: Me too, me too, me too, me too?
Speaker 5: You know, perfectly satisfied with that.
Speaker 2: First The first thing I typed in actually was because
Speaker 2: I was just so used to typing it in this
Speaker 2: website was t j Echoburg. So if we want to
Speaker 2: type that real quick?
Speaker 9: Oh yes, wait is it?
Speaker 8: I should know this by now. It's you Orgie, right,
Speaker 8: did I write the first? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I felt so click on the eye in the bottle
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 16: I should have known better than to try advanced construction
Speaker 16: with the speeches that didn't have a posable thing. The
Speaker 16: finder dors mentional porptal was as hard to use as
Speaker 16: it was to say out loud.
Speaker 2: Now one of these tune in a net.
Speaker 16: Bound sweaty toys didn't become the dominant species.
Speaker 2: Learn to operate a hammer, then we'll talk.
Speaker 5: That was Bill's attempt to recruit people of Atlantis to
Speaker 5: build a portal for him.
Speaker 8: Attempts number seven forty seven.
Speaker 2: If you filled number forty.
Speaker 5: He's very diperate that way.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's faint text that reads the Book of Bill.
Speaker 5: Somewhere the bottom left of the website.
Speaker 8: There's the this is at the bottom, This goes is
Speaker 8: it talking about this one? Yeah, this just goes to
Speaker 8: the link of where.
Speaker 2: To buy it on Barns and oh gotcha, gotcha, gotcha?
Speaker 8: Mhm oh okay, I mean there's a couple other things.
Speaker 8: We've still got the candle, we still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So these are things that's not necessarily but the
Speaker 5: chain on the change of the site itself, you're the visuals.
Speaker 2: Similarly, it's looking a little doll in here? Can you
Speaker 2: type Mabel A couple of times?
Speaker 8: I agree?
Speaker 5: Stickers A stickers Yeah, you more, Yeah, we.
Speaker 8: Got the closers third try.
Speaker 5: Hm and you know Ford would love it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Chloe, can you take in a naughty word?
Speaker 8: Which dotty word did you prefer?
Speaker 10: Dealers?
Speaker 2: Bastard? Bastard is a good one.
Speaker 5: It doesn't activates response.
Speaker 7: I guess that one didn't work.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess we all have to wash our mouths
Speaker 5: out with soap.
Speaker 10: Now we got to use the same soap.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, there's only the one bar.
Speaker 1: There's a great joke in the it TV version of
Speaker 1: Bird or an Express where someone says, part of my French,
Speaker 1: but he was a total bastard and says it is
Speaker 1: a French word. Yes, okay, let's see what happens if
Speaker 1: you type in baby though, sure me.
Speaker 5: Well, okay, you get an ultrasound with a baby inside.
Speaker 7: See you in nine months, Papa, what a baby?
Speaker 4: And break?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How when did this? When did this website come out?
Speaker 8: We're getting close, So anyone who.
Speaker 1: Used it in the beginning of August should be uh
Speaker 1: giving birth in about two months.
Speaker 7: He's almost two.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, congratulations as proud you type in hey, Google, redirect
Speaker 5: to flannel.
Speaker 2: I love this one.
Speaker 7: Is it gonna be the same?
Speaker 9: Remember?
Speaker 4: Incredible?
Speaker 5: Oh wow?
Speaker 10: And when it'll be the same.
Speaker 4: I think you have to type it in like a
Speaker 4: half thousand times to get that option.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My friend tried to get that one, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 4: you have to do it a thousand times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not We're gonna talk about that later. We're
Speaker 5: gonna talk about that later.
Speaker 4: I think there's actually more than one version of it.
Speaker 4: There's at least two that I know of. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: cover one now and you can cover the other one
Speaker 4: in the Hall of Conspiracies. But this one was posted
Speaker 4: in August of twenty twenty four. Fun fact Alex Hirsch
Speaker 4: died in twenty sixteen choking on a pen cap while
Speaker 4: beginning to outline Season three. Not wanting bad press, the
Speaker 4: Walt Disney Corporation quietly dissolved his remains in a vat
Speaker 4: of turpentine acetonin ben scene and had their imagineers replace
Speaker 4: him with a lifelike animatronic replica made from a reed
Speaker 4: Abe Lincoln from the Hall of Presidents. Many were fooled,
Speaker 4: but the signs are obvious for those who know where
Speaker 4: to look.
Speaker 10: Have you seen him lately?
Speaker 4: His flesh SAgs because it's rubber. They are gray hairs
Speaker 4: showing these are wires, and he looks more visibly tired
Speaker 4: than ever before. Needs we're charging. This photo was snuck
Speaker 4: out of the Disney vault by an unnamed contact who
Speaker 4: was recently found dead face down in the water of
Speaker 4: It's a small world coincidence. There is no such thing
Speaker 4: as coincidence.
Speaker 25: Okay, t even blind eye, which is you know, a
Speaker 25: reference to the yeah symbol on the left and you
Speaker 25: get this eye doctor vision test chart and when you
Speaker 25: click the image looks like.
Speaker 4: Code to me, and we will note that it has
Speaker 4: the it has the light cipher at the bottom.
Speaker 2: I can now.
Speaker 10: It's got the color cipher.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Sarah, oh my sweet summer.
Speaker 4: Child, Like it's specifically from Euclidia because they only use
Speaker 4: the color cipher in reference.
Speaker 12: To God.
Speaker 2: Awesome. So if you click the yeah, so do we
Speaker 2: know what that color cipher says?
Speaker 8: Oh no, I us I could read color. I could
Speaker 8: read in color this summer, so I didn't even it
Speaker 8: was bad.
Speaker 7: It was such a that is such a cool skill set.
Speaker 4: It is a cool skill set.
Speaker 8: Well, I don't There was a night I remember I
Speaker 8: was I was going through this website and I was like,
Speaker 8: I just started reading like the color codes, and then
Speaker 8: I just started clicking around, just not paying attention to it.
Speaker 8: And then I went, wait a second, did I just.
Speaker 2: Read that.
Speaker 5: The color code at the bottom decodes to Euclidean Department
Speaker 5: of Vision Supervision. Yes, yeah, that's good. And then the
Speaker 5: Caesar encoded messages that are actually in the letters of
Speaker 5: the eye chart, they alternate between I'll see and they'll
Speaker 5: all see. And if you keep clicking, do me a
Speaker 5: favor and keep clicking the eyechart, it just keeps killing blurrier.
Speaker 4: So I have just one of my friends on TikTok
Speaker 4: going insane through like the Euclidean lore that's being dropped.
Speaker 5: In here, because this is our first instance, or at least, and.
Speaker 4: So her theory about this is that this is Bill's
Speaker 4: eye getting blurrier and blurrier because they're trying to blind
Speaker 4: him from being able to see the third dimension.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I definitely.
Speaker 4: And like in the show he when they tried to
Speaker 4: blind Bill, he says, do you know how long it
Speaker 4: takes for this to grow back?
Speaker 10: Because it's to him before.
Speaker 24: He's had his eye damaged and has had to regenerate
Speaker 24: it before. It's happened to him before. When I believe
Speaker 24: it was when he was in his home dimension. They
Speaker 24: were doing this perce just to him to try and
Speaker 24: take away this ability to see the third dimension because
Speaker 24: it challenged the Euclidean status quo.
Speaker 15: It was illegal, it wasn't allowed.
Speaker 24: I believe that the Euclidean species was trying to evolve.
Speaker 24: Every so often a Euclidean would be born with an
Speaker 24: extra eye that let them see that third dimension, and
Speaker 24: instead of embracing the change, instead of giving their citizens
Speaker 24: the freedom to experience this new reality, they were shut
Speaker 24: down and they had that ability taken away from them
Speaker 24: in order to maintain the status.
Speaker 15: Quo in Euclidea.
Speaker 24: I think that Bill was part of the way through
Speaker 24: this procedure when he couldn't take it anymore, and that's
Speaker 24: when this they'll see, they'll all see sentiment comes in.
Speaker 24: He liberated his dimension from these rules, from that status quo,
Speaker 24: and in the process, the dimension was destroyed. It's up
Speaker 24: to you whether you think that Bill's destruction of his
Speaker 24: dimension in the process was accidental or not.
Speaker 15: I think that they'll see, They'll all see.
Speaker 24: Isn't something you would say if there wasn't at least
Speaker 24: some level of it being premeditated. I think Bill had
Speaker 24: a lot of resentment towards his dimension because of the
Speaker 24: way that they trapped him and other Euclians into this
Speaker 24: very flat, very close minded way of being.
Speaker 15: Because he knew that there.
Speaker 24: Was a world beyond these two dimensions, he could see it,
Speaker 24: and I think that's why he describes what he did
Speaker 24: as liberating his dimension. I also think he holds a
Speaker 24: lot of guilt for what happened, but his guilt is
Speaker 24: mostly directed towards the fact that his parents were caught
Speaker 24: in the crossfires.
Speaker 15: His parents were destroyed as well. His parents were only
Speaker 15: doing what they thought was best for him.
Speaker 24: And I think this is where Bill's anti authority personality
Speaker 24: comes from.
Speaker 15: He thrives on chaos. He hates rules.
Speaker 24: He loves going to dimensions and defying all of their
Speaker 24: laws of physics.
Speaker 15: Oh you think that up has to be up and
Speaker 15: down has to be down. You think that gravity has
Speaker 15: to go this way. You think that eyes have to
Speaker 15: be here and ears have to be here.
Speaker 24: Nope, What if it was this. What if I switched
Speaker 24: all the functions of the holes in your face? What
Speaker 24: if reality was an illusion and the universe was a hologram.
Speaker 24: What if the sky was over there and the ground
Speaker 24: was up here? And what if, snap, you're made of gold?
Speaker 24: Now that's why he does that, because he doesn't like reels,
Speaker 24: he doesn't like laws of physics.
Speaker 15: He wants chaos. He believes that everybody should be able
Speaker 15: to experience.
Speaker 24: Reality how he does, outside of the laws of physics
Speaker 24: that anyone dimension.
Speaker 15: Dares to try and put on its citizens. I think
Speaker 15: that's why Bill is like that, But that's just a
Speaker 15: very I don't know.
Speaker 24: I think that's where his obsession with liberating dimensions comes from.
Speaker 15: But let me know what you think. And now I'm
Speaker 15: going to put this book down and go and touch
Speaker 15: some grass.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's amazing. Yeah, but can you type the word romance.
Speaker 10: Ooo, summer romance.
Speaker 5: If we get we're going to get an ex from
Speaker 5: The Love Triangle, the book that was teased in all
Speaker 5: the fake cover.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 8: Yes, my favorite book, the triph True.
Speaker 6: If my father knew that I was not in fact
Speaker 6: tilling the field for wheats and grains, it was in
Speaker 6: fact chilling my heart for love. I had caught the
Speaker 6: singular eye of the triangular farm boy from an Nemisis
Speaker 6: farm across the road. His name was William Barndoor Muscle Poppin,
Speaker 6: but I call he was poor, despite speaking often of gold.
Speaker 8: Ha ha ha romance. Your eyes are like streaming black holes.
Speaker 9: Often.
Speaker 6: But as you know, there are three signs to every story.
Speaker 6: His horse Kloppenstein wanted us plops.
Speaker 7: Next. So I'm playing Breath of the Wild.
Speaker 2: It's a horse.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna name Ploppenstein.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was at least Asiriga reading her own.
Speaker 5: Illustration, iression as well.
Speaker 4: Fantastic, doing a terrible it's amazing. I would like to
Speaker 4: hear the other audio book that is president here too, if.
Speaker 5: Possible, Which one's that?
Speaker 2: How do you do that one?
Speaker 10: So let me see, that's the spook am ups one.
Speaker 5: So type spook the ups, maybe type goose bumps.
Speaker 10: Maybe try both?
Speaker 5: Uh there we go, Oh, spigot, this is fun.
Speaker 20: Gold sweat dripped down from under my turquoise denim baseball cap.
Speaker 20: I knew I had to open the spooky closet door
Speaker 20: or Zach would tell everyone at school that I was aware. Well,
Speaker 20: here goes, I thought to myself. I pulled on the
Speaker 20: handle and flung the smelly old door open to look inside.
Speaker 2: It was Bill.
Speaker 20: Chapter eight.
Speaker 2: It was not Bill.
Speaker 20: It was just a broken jukebox from the fifties, the
Speaker 20: kind my mom and dad used to listen to. I
Speaker 20: stopped screaming. I was so embarrassed. If Zach ever found
Speaker 20: out I was scared by a grody old jukebox, he'd
Speaker 20: probably give me a wedgie.
Speaker 2: Stupid jukes, I.
Speaker 20: Said, and kicked it with my aquamarine basketball sneaker. His
Speaker 20: lights flickered on, and it started to play haunting music,
Speaker 20: really color like golden oldies, A voice said behind me.
Speaker 20: I whipped around. All that was there was a mirror
Speaker 20: on the wall. But something was different about my reflection.
Speaker 20: I grasped my face. I was old behind my little
Speaker 20: self and the reflection. I saw the grody, haunted jukebox begin.
Speaker 2: To mourn the crowded.
Speaker 20: It was scary, tryangular shape. I screamed, it was Bill
Speaker 20: chapter nine. It was not Bill cranked you.
Speaker 5: And I was just a woo saying.
Speaker 2: It's so myself says the use of grody.
Speaker 4: I have not heard that word in like over a decade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that word created by Moon unit Zappa
Speaker 2: for the song Valley Girl.
Speaker 7: And that was.
Speaker 2: A ka like a woos.
Speaker 5: If you type in the word card was card, what
Speaker 5: do we get? It's Bill's business card, specifically, like.
Speaker 2: A freaking yard business card.
Speaker 5: I actually hadn't seen this one.
Speaker 10: I haven't seen this one either. I'm having like a
Speaker 10: this was a more rare one.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's on the rest of it.
Speaker 12: Then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just probably just him another language, his
Speaker 5: name and other other ciphers.
Speaker 7: Can you put Can you tattoo them?
Speaker 5: I think you can't.
Speaker 7: Oh, like they tell you, like the tongue tattoos. That
Speaker 7: would be great, like like a Bill Cipher tongue tattoo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, you could see.
Speaker 7: What the inside of your mouth is like, Charlie, Charlie,
Speaker 7: Charlie's missing this.
Speaker 5: You're never gonna see what the inside of your mouth
Speaker 5: looks like.
Speaker 7: He's just gonna see the roof of my palette and
Speaker 7: he's gonna be.
Speaker 5: Like, I don't like, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: So Millie was going around asking if anyone had like
Speaker 1: three D glasses or anything, wondering if maybe there were
Speaker 1: something encoded on the page on the right there.
Speaker 2: Uh, because it looks like those images.
Speaker 1: But I I separated it into both blue and red
Speaker 1: channels oldly and nothing.
Speaker 5: Just texture, gooey texture.
Speaker 2: We can skip through these to the more important ones
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 5: Want, unless you want to type in the word conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Oh, you definitely want to type in the word Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't get it. To go
Speaker 2: to the.
Speaker 26: But but but it's it's counting backwards, right, the whole
Speaker 26: the whole thing's backwards. Okay, this is Charlie.
Speaker 4: This is Charlie d Charlie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 26: He has these messages. It's a few messages. That's it
Speaker 26: goes nowhere. There should be more, right, I mean I
Speaker 26: typed in tj Eckelberg. I read through the entire PDF
Speaker 26: of the Great Gas. For some reason, the trail runs cold,
Speaker 26: so I'm thinking, Okay, it's Morse code.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 26: So there's there's sparks, but the sparks don't say anything.
Speaker 2: So I'm losing my mind here, I'm losing my freaking mind.
Speaker 5: What does it mean? What does this is?
Speaker 7: This is who I wanted cast as Luigi.
Speaker 10: He is cast as Luigi.
Speaker 23: The other.
Speaker 7: I was thinking, I was thinking the Mario movie. I
Speaker 7: was thinking pre Mario movie.
Speaker 1: Maybe we didn't mean Maybe we didn't mean conspiracy. Maybe
Speaker 1: we meant to type theory, try theory.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, Hello Internet, this time it's Matt Pat.
Speaker 2: You're on your own?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, is it actually Matt Pat?
Speaker 5: Yes, that is actually mad Matt Pat.
Speaker 10: There's an extended one.
Speaker 2: Too, that was Matt Pat. Okay, no, we we definitely
Speaker 2: and there's a longer version of that that we'll just play.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Hello Internet, this time you're on your own.
Speaker 7: But hold on.
Speaker 2: If I'm here, then does that canonically make me a
Speaker 2: character in the Gravity Poles universe?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: And I'm wearing yellow? Oh god, what is going on
Speaker 2: right now? Am? I am I a part of the show.
Speaker 2: Should I be on this board?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 9: What is happening?
Speaker 2: Am I secretly a clue?
Speaker 9: Right now? I need you?
Speaker 2: I need you to solve this please. We went yeah, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: we went. We went to type weird.
Speaker 5: So l well yeah he was on gred Get inside
Speaker 5: this computer?
Speaker 2: How do I get out of here?
Speaker 5: Somebody help him?
Speaker 3: Weird?
Speaker 5: Alice trapped?
Speaker 7: You got, you got, you got the sack treatment?
Speaker 5: Ye did weird?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: What's pym?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 16: If you found this message written in the book or
Speaker 16: secrets only you could comprehend written in solar powered ink.
Speaker 16: To train your eyes to see the ink, simply stare
Speaker 16: directly at the sun for thirteen hours, no blinking. It's
Speaker 16: the only way, Dipper. You start to smell your eyes burning,
Speaker 16: That means it's working.
Speaker 2: No, keep clicking on that for us.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 16: Oh if you could still read this, buddy, you haven't
Speaker 16: trained enough. Back to looking at the sun, kid, Chop chop.
Speaker 16: Those messages aren't going to just code themselves.
Speaker 15: Go go.
Speaker 5: And the more he tices it, the more you enter, Dipper,
Speaker 5: you get more messages.
Speaker 2: From stare harder, harder, and.
Speaker 5: The parchment gets blurrier and more burned down.
Speaker 2: That wait a minute, I'm blind You've almost solved.
Speaker 5: It and now it's just a pitch black. I said
Speaker 5: it in the previous episode two. But I do love
Speaker 5: how Bill specifically will antagonize Dipper, Like in the Ash
Speaker 5: for a m A, he encouraged Differ to rub Alifaio
Speaker 5: peppers into his eyes. Right.
Speaker 7: He really wants he really wants him to go brind.
Speaker 5: He hates everyone, but he wants a dead.
Speaker 2: Can you can you type? Can you type?
Speaker 20: God?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: Hell?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ing type gif?
Speaker 7: How many things? How many things they have like a
Speaker 7: special put for so many.
Speaker 2: So many, too many, more than we can cover today.
Speaker 4: Wow, but now what do you mean now, Well, there's
Speaker 4: more than we can do in this particular podcast episode.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know that, but but like.
Speaker 4: How there's like one hundred and seventy five I have passwords.
Speaker 5: Oh it's and counting.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't know if I've done this
Speaker 4: one yet.
Speaker 5: Keep prusting, if you keep entering Giffy, it'll keep warning
Speaker 5: you not to him put the word Giffany, but it'll
Speaker 5: keep breaching the firewall of the computer.
Speaker 1: Amazing and according to Alex in our in the podcast
Speaker 1: you already heard.
Speaker 5: This was Matt Chapman's idea, A very good idea, because
Speaker 5: now Giffny is on the screen saying, sus I still
Speaker 5: love you.
Speaker 2: Giffy was on the screen saying, plus, why.
Speaker 5: You're over virus?
Speaker 4: Take get there.
Speaker 2: That's not a good Prouse.
Speaker 5: Now downloading girl, now downloading girlfriend? This action Actually it's no, no,
Speaker 5: it's just a zip file of all the sprite files
Speaker 5: made for the episode by Paul Robertson. YEP, which is
Speaker 5: really cool.
Speaker 7: Oh sick sick.
Speaker 2: Type in hay nerd.
Speaker 10: Yeah, what does this say?
Speaker 7: Whether he snoozed in the cabbage patch, those in inland daffodil,
Speaker 7: or just being a curious little bubble beat. These adorable
Speaker 7: bill portraits from famed photographer Delilah Darling will bring a
Speaker 7: ray of sunshine to your cubicle twelve months a year.
Speaker 2: This meeting is perfect.
Speaker 25: Keep going, Sarah, that's eight whateen.
Speaker 7: Sickness thirteen galaxy. This light can you zoom in a bit?
Speaker 7: It's kind of hard for me to see if it's possible.
Speaker 7: I don't think it's possible. Yeah, I'll go really close
Speaker 7: to my computer. Sickness thirteen Galaxy slightly used galaxy is
Speaker 7: acquired through very legal means, but needs to be sold fast.
Speaker 7: With a roomy interior seven hundred and sixty million light
Speaker 7: years across in various gases and holes. It can be
Speaker 7: yours for three trillion easy installments of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 7: Pick up only by nick someone's hand, no further information.
Speaker 7: You want it or not. Thirty day trial only, Try
Speaker 7: and gill This new accent you said by Bill Cipher
Speaker 7: will have everyone in the room asking what died in here?
Speaker 7: You'll never tell smiley face. Remember it's not triangle. It's triangle.
Speaker 7: Oh oh, like from TV scrub a Bill. You've done things,
Speaker 7: terrible things, things that you can never wash away unless
Speaker 7: you use the scrub a Bill. This this miracle scroller
Speaker 7: that works on glass, nonstick coating, granite, wood, sailess, steel,
Speaker 7: and bony rush delivery available order now one eight hundred
Speaker 7: five five five Cipher Note.
Speaker 5: The calendar's on sale.
Speaker 4: And this is an extended page of the final page
Speaker 4: of the limited edition ones in the Barnes and Noble copy.
Speaker 4: So the right side is in the book, the left
Speaker 4: side is not.
Speaker 5: This is delightful.
Speaker 4: We can close out of this one and go to
Speaker 4: the next prompt if you want Chloe.
Speaker 26: Okay, which one did you want to do?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 10: Let's do you need to check the doc.
Speaker 2: Let's do a rubber hose. Okay, I actually I haven't
Speaker 2: heard this one yet, getche.
Speaker 4: This is the better version, to be honest, I.
Speaker 11: Like it Aria, so let's just go foreverta.
Speaker 5: I think it might.
Speaker 7: It's pleasant.
Speaker 10: Wait can you scoot it up?
Speaker 11: Is there a way to do that? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Turn up?
Speaker 4: I really to die to this.
Speaker 5: The speed didn't turn up? Well, why don't you type
Speaker 5: what's next?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Can't stop?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So this is a song that was developed by eliasing
Speaker 5: Well to try to defeat Phil. Sorry, because you should
Speaker 5: apologize for inflicting that on us. Yeah. This is a
Speaker 5: photo of mcguckett college together, and we get to see
Speaker 5: what mcguggett actually looked like at back ups more he
Speaker 5: had a go mustache. I think this was actually in
Speaker 5: this wasn't it?
Speaker 2: This is just half of it in the it's just
Speaker 2: ripped off. It's torn up in the book.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Wait, can you see what is written if you
Speaker 7: zoom in? Because there's a little zoomy thing at that.
Speaker 5: There's various equation.
Speaker 7: I don't know what they say or if it's just
Speaker 7: it's just it's.
Speaker 5: Just yeah, Oh you have so okay. You also can
Speaker 5: click the image. I think we should read what's on
Speaker 5: the other side.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, who wee?
Speaker 5: First week of higher learning. Never been this far from
Speaker 5: Paul's farm. But the goat chewing up a BMU dorm
Speaker 5: mattress made me right at home. And there's a goat
Speaker 5: on my bed. I was mighty nervous to be the
Speaker 5: first mcguet ever to go to college. On the first
Speaker 5: pick up, the school mascot, the b m U B
Speaker 5: minus shoved me in a locker and I got my
Speaker 5: mustache caught in a pencil sharpener. If that weren't bad enough,
Speaker 5: I wrote an equation proven that the entire universe was
Speaker 5: in fact a giant hologram. I was laughed out of class, humiliated.
Speaker 5: I must have gotten my math wrong. Oh how right
Speaker 5: you were. While I was drawing my tears in my
Speaker 5: dorm arranging a tractor to pick me up, my roommate,
Speaker 5: a freshman from New Jersey, barged in like he owned
Speaker 5: the place and dropped off his bags. He confidently declared
Speaker 5: that my fear was plausible and that he would not
Speaker 5: sleep until we proved it was accurate nine hours and
Speaker 5: a single cup of coffee later. Don't tell Grandma, me
Speaker 5: cracked it. Proof of the mcgugget Pine's hologram conjecture. Not
Speaker 5: sure what the implications are for the universe, but I
Speaker 5: know that today I did something I once thought more
Speaker 5: impossible than solving relativity. I made a friend excited for
Speaker 5: more adventures. Fiddleford ps, apparently this fellow has six fingers,
Speaker 5: might need new specs. I never noticed, Oh we didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, used to be treated as a freak because of
Speaker 1: the extra finger, and Fiddleford straight up did not notice.
Speaker 10: That's so cute.
Speaker 7: Honestly, that reminds me. I was born with a slight
Speaker 7: birth defect on my finger. I have breakd actyl he
Speaker 7: shortening in the bone.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So when compared to each other, one just kind of
Speaker 7: looks like a like a flat knit like a wider
Speaker 7: nail bed compared to the other one. And when I
Speaker 7: someone once asked me if I slammed my if I
Speaker 7: slammed my thumb and a car door, and I was like,
Speaker 7: so like upset, and I was like no, I was
Speaker 7: just born like that, like and that just stuck with
Speaker 7: me because it was so mean, Like what the fun?
Speaker 14: Yeah you ask?
Speaker 5: You knew you need a in your life, don't we all?
Speaker 2: Can you type Robbie.
Speaker 23: Mhm?
Speaker 5: This text.
Speaker 2: In instantaneous message.
Speaker 1: This is styled after AOL Instant Messengers standalone app that
Speaker 1: you wouldn't need to open all of AOL to use.
Speaker 7: It's twenty twelve. Where are they using this?
Speaker 2: I think I still used AIM in twenty twelve. But uh,
Speaker 2: but this is like old.
Speaker 7: That's that's like what is that Windows that ninety?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I had a version of this on Windows No, No,
Speaker 2: it's not that that that that.
Speaker 7: That bar does not look like Windows XP.
Speaker 2: I guess the bar. Yeah, you're right, they browser bar.
Speaker 1: But there was a very outdated looking version that I
Speaker 1: successfully had on Windows XP at one point. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: do uh Chloe as Robbie Shelby as Thompson.
Speaker 5: Don't worry. TJ. Miller is not particularly talented. You can
Speaker 5: just do Robbie's like, Hey.
Speaker 7: Who's the goth here?
Speaker 17: You or me?
Speaker 7: Have you seen how pilling him?
Speaker 9: Anyway?
Speaker 7: I need you to give me a ride?
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, you know what we should have Sarah's Robbie
Speaker 2: that was pretty pretty good.
Speaker 7: Okay, we're still on for nine. Oh wait, let me
Speaker 7: try it. Okay, we're still on for nine. I got
Speaker 7: the video camera and the spaghetti. Nate gave me the
Speaker 7: night vision goggles. I'm gonna catch that evil triangle in
Speaker 7: a sack and get its three wishes.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 10: I think you're mixing up demons, genies and leprechawns.
Speaker 7: Hey, who's the goth here?
Speaker 5: You or me?
Speaker 7: Have you seen how pale I am? Anyway? You need
Speaker 7: to give me a ride.
Speaker 10: Okay, just remember if we see the demon, to treat
Speaker 10: it like a bear attack, lay down and cry to
Speaker 10: a certain dominance.
Speaker 7: Thompson, were you bored lame? Or did you become lame
Speaker 7: gradually over time? Bored?
Speaker 9: Sad face?
Speaker 10: Should I bring salt? Dark spirits are repelled by the salt?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 7: You just want to eat a giant bag of sault,
Speaker 7: don't you? And he was writing something No, well, so.
Speaker 2: He started typing.
Speaker 1: He started typing, if you keep insulting me one of
Speaker 1: these days, I and then highlighted it to the lead.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, yes, I really have to get like my
Speaker 7: throat scratched a voice, Robbie, I don't have a scratchy
Speaker 7: throat where you're doing.
Speaker 1: Great, you got you're doing it, you're doing Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, did you see that.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna throw up? Phil was real. He showed me all.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna die.
Speaker 10: I get mistaken for luggage plays out an airplane storage carousel.
Speaker 7: I dine escape. I'm sorry, that was bad. I dine
Speaker 7: escapboard accident.
Speaker 4: Wait, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 7: Choking on a tiny toy skateboard.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, gross, I just threw up in my hands.
Speaker 4: Are you wearing gloves?
Speaker 11: They're a fingerless idiot.
Speaker 7: We can't tell anyone about this. This goes to our grapes.
Speaker 7: You'll delete this video.
Speaker 2: Right, And then Thompson starts writing, O Thomson will bide
Speaker 2: his time.
Speaker 4: Thompson will bide his time.
Speaker 10: Sure, Robbie.
Speaker 5: And if you scroll down, you see the picture. And
Speaker 5: this was all kind of set up. This was kind
Speaker 5: of set up by Ford and the Book of Bill Or.
Speaker 5: He says, the teams think it's edgy to go and
Speaker 5: hang out and worship the demon.
Speaker 7: Robbie's such a freaking asshole.
Speaker 10: Absolutely incredible.
Speaker 5: Okay, what's next? I think I think now we do.
Speaker 2: Let me just go to tourist trap. Yeah, discover the
Speaker 2: Caves of Mystery, Gravity Falls, Oregon, Ancient legends. Wow, we
Speaker 2: found bones too. Is your wallet weighing you down as
Speaker 2: you travel the interstate? Does your heart yearn for adventure?
Speaker 2: Come on down to the only certified purveyor of mystery
Speaker 2: and Oregon.
Speaker 19: We have it all.
Speaker 2: There are symbols on the walls, weird bats. The rock
Speaker 2: is screaming free parking of the rocks.
Speaker 7: There, the rocks there.
Speaker 5: It's just a rock, though it doesn't look like.
Speaker 2: A face.
Speaker 1: Boasting modern attractions at a top of the line gift shop.
Speaker 1: The Caves of Mystery will leave no traveler disappointed. Don't
Speaker 1: forget to bring your kids to adventure knows no age
Speaker 1: find us to the description of where it is in
Speaker 1: Gravity Falls, and.
Speaker 5: It's only a fifteen minute drive from the dust is
Speaker 5: onconvenience sir.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chloe. Can you read the bottom text because I
Speaker 2: can't see it. Yes.
Speaker 8: Caves of Mystery disclaims liability for any incidental or coincidental
Speaker 8: damage is suffered by persons entering the attraction. By entering
Speaker 8: the premises, guess except all of us associated with the activity,
Speaker 8: including but unlimited personal injury, mysterious disappearances, wall facing, loss
Speaker 8: of sanity, death, urgent, need to leave everything behind and
Speaker 8: become one with the stone, loss of property, et cetera.
Speaker 5: So this is a tourist pamphlet for the Caves of
Speaker 5: Mystery that, as we can see from the picture, is
Speaker 5: the cave that Ford found the original bill incantation in
Speaker 5: as the prophecy of the zodiac.
Speaker 7: That's crazy. People are going to get so cursed.
Speaker 2: I wonder who those people are in the picture.
Speaker 7: I wonder if it's just like stock photo and they
Speaker 7: photoshopped in.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe I could.
Speaker 10: Maybe we don't have artist credits on this.
Speaker 5: In the overall homepage, on the desk, when the lightning strikes,
Speaker 5: you can see writing on the wall that says vallous scenarios,
Speaker 5: which is Latin for valley of ashes. I mispronounced a
Speaker 5: dead language Wallace. Now what happens when you type that in?
Speaker 2: I wonder Vallas part time part Why use that ty?
Speaker 2: You know the worst one?
Speaker 5: Hey? We go back to the pole wars now, so
Speaker 5: we get a video of the little baby Bill with
Speaker 5: two triangle shapes all filled in with static, one wearing
Speaker 5: a top hat.
Speaker 7: Does he have a propeller cap.
Speaker 2: And every once in a while you hear why did
Speaker 2: you do it?
Speaker 4: If I am correct, his parents' names are Scalen and Euclid.
Speaker 2: That's correct, but they are they are static?
Speaker 4: There, they are static?
Speaker 8: There?
Speaker 10: Does that Does that get us anything?
Speaker 2: Scalene and Euclid? Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think if you type Scalene or Euclid you
Speaker 5: got life not found. Yeah, Oh my god, that's dark.
Speaker 10: Take the wed again?
Speaker 5: The soap r I P Yeah, yeah, are dirty melts?
Speaker 16: Uh?
Speaker 5: Can you type weird Mageddon? In honor of Sarah's user name.
Speaker 2: Gossiper, nothing happened yesterday?
Speaker 22: This justin nothing, A day that won't live an infamy
Speaker 22: knows it's always happening except for yesterday.
Speaker 11: What it didn't?
Speaker 19: I wish there was more to say about it, but
Speaker 19: yesterday there were no incidents, situations, or happenstances of any kind,
Speaker 19: said several eyewitnesses.
Speaker 11: And I agree you heard it here first, folks.
Speaker 2: Nothing what apocalypse?
Speaker 7: I love you, Toby Determined Place.
Speaker 5: You know, Toby's doing a really good job reporting on
Speaker 5: this podcast episode. If anybody asks about this podcast episode,
Speaker 5: just tell them never mind the.
Speaker 16: Last what cops Mayor Tyler Cutebacker was on hand in
Speaker 16: town square this morning to field questions from town Slope
Speaker 16: for no reason in particular.
Speaker 2: Uh lb B.
Speaker 5: Tyler, all right, please, oh look, folks, as best as
Speaker 5: I can remember, for the last week or so was
Speaker 5: completely unmemorable. Any discussion in the last twenty four hours
Speaker 5: should be just like my jeans cut uncomfortably.
Speaker 11: Sure.
Speaker 5: Now, let's give it up for Sheriff Gloves and Deputy Darland,
Speaker 5: who are going to glare at you silently for the
Speaker 5: next thirty minutes whilst tapping their billy cloves threateningly.
Speaker 16: That's pretty much all this reporter has to say on
Speaker 16: the subject, if there being no subject.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to get tased.
Speaker 4: Do you trust me?
Speaker 16: I've been tased on forty three separate occasion, Continuing on
Speaker 16: page nine.
Speaker 5: Gol tears me brawl.
Speaker 7: Local Nan sus Ramirez got his head stuck completely with
Speaker 7: an around clay honey pot. At seven thirty.
Speaker 5: He fulfilled his dream.
Speaker 7: The fire department took two hours to separate mister Riverez
Speaker 7: from the pot at great efforts. Press for comments.
Speaker 8: Just look at this reporter.
Speaker 5: Directly in the eye, said our grown.
Speaker 7: We will continue to update as a situation on.
Speaker 5: Fold Scrache Steiner thirty percent.
Speaker 10: For the food stay for the food poison.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: I love the people in this town. Is uh?
Speaker 5: Is Toby determined? Is Toby determined? Voice? Just a just
Speaker 5: a deeper Jennifer COOLi.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're the same voice.
Speaker 2: That's the gravity Falls accent.
Speaker 8: Will we ever make a profit? To be determined?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, his name was?
Speaker 7: His name was a pun on to be determined?
Speaker 2: You really never yet?
Speaker 8: Did you just figure that out?
Speaker 4: You never got that?
Speaker 5: I just this is a podcast. This is a non
Speaker 5: podcast exclusive. Your folks.
Speaker 7: Wait, really, yes, gravity Falls Since twenty twenty fourteen, you.
Speaker 5: Are one of the biggest gravity Falls fans. I know
Speaker 5: we are.
Speaker 8: History in the making.
Speaker 5: The letter that mcguckett and Dictation bought left for us
Speaker 5: to read.
Speaker 20: Uh.
Speaker 5: He says good night Sally at the end in all caps,
Speaker 5: which kind of suggests maybe we should.
Speaker 1: Get that basically the way to navigate decided to look
Speaker 1: for So this is a reference to familiar Robert Crumb
Speaker 1: had a comic strip called Keep On Trucking that got
Speaker 1: like illegally bootlegged for T shirts and became like a
Speaker 1: symbol of the hippie community, much to his dismay. He's like,
Speaker 1: I guess big feet equals progressive. I don't really understand
Speaker 1: what you're living.
Speaker 2: Here with my art.
Speaker 5: So we have a here a graphic tea with Bill
Speaker 5: walking like that. One picture of John Lennon.
Speaker 2: Is likely imitating to keep on trucking.
Speaker 5: And he's burning a church.
Speaker 7: Can you talk about that? Because Disney would ever like,
Speaker 7: let that happened and or show that.
Speaker 2: I love how this website is. Well, well, we we
Speaker 2: talked with when he said the original pitch on our
Speaker 2: last episode. He said it, the original pitch for the
Speaker 2: Book of Bill was I want to make a book
Speaker 2: where Bill tells children to burn down churches. And Disney said, whoa.
Speaker 10: What and then later came back and said, actually, that
Speaker 10: sounds pretty rad.
Speaker 5: Let's do it burning churches. So this is one of
Speaker 5: the this is one of the codes that really pissed
Speaker 5: me off personally. A zoom in on the on the.
Speaker 2: Shoe on the right side of that is Morse code.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean yeah, zoom in down on the on
Speaker 5: the right shoe there, Morse code in the on the
Speaker 5: side of the shoe there, Oh my god.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And it translates to the word paranoid backwards. Deanna rap
Speaker 5: Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, we're gonna hear Deanna Rapp.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, she's very good at what she does.
Speaker 5: She's a Renee's sister.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's two peas.
Speaker 9: Oh gosh, yes, there's.
Speaker 5: No n Diana wrap. Okay, No, I did not do
Speaker 5: that right, Bill Life Writer, Bill conspiracy board. We have
Speaker 5: things here like the Bermuda triangle, Kennedy assassination, hollower theory,
Speaker 5: thinking of the Titanic crop circles, and of course a
Speaker 5: drawing of the impostor the common human bill design, which
Speaker 5: is amazing.
Speaker 7: They should have put among us there.
Speaker 5: Oh, and the what are those called?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 5: I I forgot the name last time, and I forgot
Speaker 5: it again. On the on the top left of this page,
Speaker 5: top left, I trusted a triangle. Those are candy comics.
Speaker 5: I don't know what are they? Chick tracks, chick tracks,
Speaker 5: chick tracks, Bermuda.
Speaker 7: I hardly Knowah, go go back, go to the one
Speaker 7: on the right.
Speaker 9: The.
Speaker 2: Most symmetric triangle, six out of ten on the right.
Speaker 7: Yeahs, whoops, ship happens, Yeah, shrug, it's so cute.
Speaker 2: Knock knocking.
Speaker 7: I want one so bad way to.
Speaker 2: Skift to the entire family.
Speaker 16: Real gold at Last builds supreme quality gold.
Speaker 5: There are little letter segments hidden throughout this image, including O.
Speaker 2: D remember to place entire ahead and microwave and said sorry,
Speaker 2: go on.
Speaker 5: There are segments of letters hidden throughout the image which
Speaker 5: can all be combined to find the password. Uh, it's
Speaker 5: the word connect the dots backwards. I'm not even gonna
Speaker 5: try to pronounce it, just type connect the.
Speaker 2: Dots backwards stodebt saknoch.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Which you know what, now that I think about it,
Speaker 5: that might Yeah, it's these little like link that might
Speaker 5: be those letters that we saw the see in the
Speaker 5: L might be.
Speaker 7: This got it?
Speaker 5: I mean not that there's an L, but you know,
Speaker 5: it might be not from this.
Speaker 8: But I'm that's why I'm like, there might be something
Speaker 8: else that those are from.
Speaker 5: It might be an unused idea that they had that
Speaker 5: they wanted to put in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so let's see.
Speaker 8: The one that really gets me is that the double
Speaker 8: N right here is super hard.
Speaker 1: What you can do to type words backwards is press
Speaker 1: a letter and then press the left on the keyboard,
Speaker 1: and so you can just type connect the.
Speaker 2: Dots like that.
Speaker 7: Well, this well, that has so many fun you're doing it?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to spell it for you?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 8: Okay, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4: Your hardcore.
Speaker 7: That's yep, you're right, try it is that it okay.
Speaker 5: So this is an excerpt from a book called Lesser
Speaker 5: Known American Cults. Chloe, do you want to read it?
Speaker 8: Have you ever heard of Orchard Lake, Kansas? Chances are
Speaker 8: you haven't. It was erased from every map, book and
Speaker 8: historical record, and the US government's official position on it
Speaker 8: is stop calling us, or we'll send a drone to
Speaker 8: your house. I learned this the hard way. But if
Speaker 8: you drive to the exact latitude and longitude of you'll
Speaker 8: see bullet casings, faded billboards, and bow ties strewn across
Speaker 8: the desert sands. That's because Orchard Lake had another name
Speaker 8: before it was wiped off the record, Billville. Chapter three, Billville,
Speaker 8: the first cult in history that was right, big a
Speaker 8: a timbill weed.
Speaker 5: This is the tumbleweed with a bunch of bow ties.
Speaker 8: As a history esoteric religions, I thought I discovered the
Speaker 8: strangest sex America had to offer. Seat Chapter three, Kevin' skate.
Speaker 10: Sorry, I hope it's Kevin James's Gate.
Speaker 5: Yeah it must be, because they tell us they were.
Speaker 10: Kevin Kinate.
Speaker 8: But that all changed when I found the following items
Speaker 8: tucked away in an old trunk and an estate sale
Speaker 8: on the outskirts of Bootstrap Missouri.
Speaker 5: Strap Bootstrap, Donald Squirt that song here? Can you want
Speaker 5: me to read this one? Sure? March twenty fourth, nineteen
Speaker 5: fifty seven, Mother, I have the most wonderful news. Remember
Speaker 5: when you said I should stop being such a follower
Speaker 5: and finally think for myself. Well, it turns out you
Speaker 5: were right. I've decided to stop following Elvis's tour bus
Speaker 5: from state to state, and instead I've made the exciting
Speaker 5: left decision to sell all my possessions to buy a
Speaker 5: one way ticket to Kansas and mass Mary one hundred
Speaker 5: and thirty eight of my new best fri We've discovered
Speaker 5: the eternal secrets of the universe, and golly it feels keen.
Speaker 5: For the first time in my life, I am happy. Remember,
Speaker 5: reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy
Speaker 5: gold and bye forever, your daughter, Shelley Martha Jones, I
Speaker 5: mean star Shine Cipher wife. PS, You've just got to
Speaker 5: check out this needo pamphlet, And then did I believe
Speaker 5: that's a pamphlet that the psychatology pamphlet? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: the ciphertology pamphlet that Amy designed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, fick b letter in pamphlet advertising ciphertology was found
Speaker 8: along with pins, buttons, ephemera smells like fermaldehyde. After reading
Speaker 8: this pamphlet, I became obsessed. Who were the ciphertologists?
Speaker 7: It seems.
Speaker 8: In nineteen fifty two, a failed traveling snake oil salesman,
Speaker 8: Silas birch Tree, was hiding from creditors when he choked
Speaker 8: on a coin and he was flipping and died. Then remarkably,
Speaker 8: the next day he was seen alive. His posture, his smile,
Speaker 8: the pallor of his skin had all changed. It was
Speaker 8: as if another man entirely was wearing Silas like a
Speaker 8: Whatever caused this transformation, the new Silas hit Orchard Lake,
Speaker 8: Kansas like a comet.
Speaker 2: Silas Birch Tree local comedy.
Speaker 5: Transit's undefeatable.
Speaker 8: Yeah transcript first audio recording found a Silas birch Tree
Speaker 8: giving a speech in the town square of Orchard Lake, Kansas.
Speaker 4: So should I be folksy Bill, I would say, be
Speaker 4: like an old timey radio announcer Bill, but.
Speaker 2: It's also Bill, So okay, music.
Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, Harold Hill, Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Say, folks gather around. Thank you, ma'am. Spit out that
Speaker 2: gum junior.
Speaker 16: My name is Silas Birch Tree, and I was just
Speaker 16: passing through when I noticed a very pressing problem. This
Speaker 16: sound has only three wells. Well, well, well, that won't
Speaker 16: hold water. But seriously, plasma bags. If you're dim enough
Speaker 16: to laugh at that trip, then you're going to love
Speaker 16: what I'm going to shut down your threats, the secrets
Speaker 16: of the universe.
Speaker 2: I may look like a meat automaton, but I.
Speaker 16: Was recently granted otherworldly insight into the nature of reality.
Speaker 16: By it all seeing, I named Bill Ceipher. You have
Speaker 16: primal needs for chaos that are being repressed. Destroying is
Speaker 16: a form of creating. Assert your will and defiance of entropy.
Speaker 16: Punch through the throats of your oppressors and baptize yourself
Speaker 16: in their blood.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that sound Swell? Yes, I said swell. That rhymes
Speaker 2: with L and that stands for let me marry all
Speaker 2: your walk.
Speaker 5: I didn't even realize that there was that director effort.
Speaker 2: I just thought the character how was that being both
Speaker 2: Harold Hill and Bill Ceipher at the same time.
Speaker 8: It was perfect, It was exactly right Silo's Birch Tree
Speaker 8: nineteen fifty two. It didn't seem to matter what Silas said.
Speaker 8: Folks were mesmerized by his rambling stream of consciousness diatribes.
Speaker 8: It wasn't long before he became local news.
Speaker 5: The archid like Cohn Husk can use him into that
Speaker 5: first paragraph.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Cult comes to town rans the cults pleased, cult, skeptics,
Speaker 5: skeptical jo things are on the rise this week in
Speaker 5: Orchard Blake, the sweet sweet corn bread cooling and missus
Speaker 5: budden upans windsor silk, and the terrifying cult threatens to
Speaker 5: tear our town asunder, and asunder is one of the
Speaker 5: worst things you could be torn. Springing forth seemingly overnight,
Speaker 5: These bow tie wearing brainwashees call themselves the Siphertologists, and
Speaker 5: they answered one man, the charismatic and extremely jaundice Silas
Speaker 5: Birch Tree. Town sentiment is divided as to whether this
Speaker 5: new religion can't be trusted. But I all agree this
Speaker 5: seems to be the most significant event in our town
Speaker 5: since batfell in the deep friar at the waffle house.
Speaker 5: We spoke the town spoke to gauge the local sentiment.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, there's emy which one the bottom one
Speaker 4: is emmy bottom?
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, you want to be Emmy?
Speaker 8: Yay.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't see what the big fuss is. Everyone's
Speaker 2: entitled to their opinions, and Silas is no different. Why
Speaker 2: I remember when everyone was worried that hula hoops, we're
Speaker 2: going to turn our children into communists. But we only
Speaker 2: have to report three children, Darla Loud and mel housewife.
Speaker 7: He's fine. I guess it's not like I replaced the
Speaker 7: picture of James Dean in my locket with him or anything.
Speaker 8: What.
Speaker 7: No, you can't look inside the locket. This is a
Speaker 7: personal locket.
Speaker 2: Madeline Dixon teenager.
Speaker 8: I suppose he's got fun way talking short enough, But
Speaker 8: he promised me i'd live on forever in my own moon,
Speaker 8: which beats my current job at the paint store. He
Speaker 8: also said he'd teach me to explode people with my mind.
Speaker 8: My mother in law better watch out.
Speaker 2: Gus Gunderson painter.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you he's a.
Speaker 27: Prepared by a space triangle and he's come to build it.
Speaker 27: Into dimensional porta in the realm beyond the mordal understanding.
Speaker 27: Gather up your swords and arrows. Let's slay the baste
Speaker 27: in man's form before he slays us.
Speaker 2: Emiline buttered of its spoil sport, which is yes, a
Speaker 2: picture of Emmy's cyria.
Speaker 5: That was a perfect that was a perfect tress McNeil Ye.
Speaker 2: Can yes, hip Daddy runs yes?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah you read the ad?
Speaker 2: Can you dig it? Hey daddy?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Are you hopping mad about the piles of owls that
Speaker 2: are blocking your Chevy's path through the drive in dig
Speaker 2: this job a keen new shovel that all the hepcats
Speaker 2: are using to flip those birdies right out of the
Speaker 2: sockop man, you know what it's called, Hip Daddy Wrenzaddy,
Speaker 2: super keen hoot scoot, Hip Daddy Renzaddy. Fifty years ago,
Speaker 2: my great grandfather suffocated to death in a pile of owls.
Speaker 2: Like Wow Avengeer's death, the eternal war of man versus
Speaker 2: Owl rages.
Speaker 5: I get this is the second add through time that
Speaker 5: we've seen, because we saw one also in the old
Speaker 5: pages with the anti Cipher Society.
Speaker 2: I believe right, what's the what's on the bottom.
Speaker 5: Ten accused of rocking around the clock racist track JOSEP. McCarry.
Speaker 5: They arrest suspicious pez dispensers. That's why themore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they were communists exactly.
Speaker 5: Okay, you want to just skip through to the end here,
Speaker 5: m hmm, I always finish. Let's just start from here.
Speaker 8: Within a month, the Ciphertologists had taken city hall, renamed
Speaker 8: Orchard Lake Billville, and began stockpiling weapons, human teeth, and
Speaker 8: multi colored ballpit balls from burger restaurants. Townsfolk began shaving
Speaker 8: their heads and inhaling helium to match the pitch of
Speaker 8: their leader's shrill, charismatic voice, and would participate in dream ins,
Speaker 8: inviting Silas's muse, Bill Cipher to possess up to thirty
Speaker 8: of them at once, at which point they would often
Speaker 8: laugh in unison for hours. Construction began of the very
Speaker 8: normal giant metal portal in the desert. Travel was banned
Speaker 8: coming in and out, even for medical emergencies, since, as
Speaker 8: Silas explained, pain is hilarious, they began to expand, knocking
Speaker 8: on doors to spread the bad news.
Speaker 15: Fig c.
Speaker 8: It was pretty easy to spot a siphrotologist can you
Speaker 8: see what makes them stand out, and that's right, their
Speaker 8: enthusiastic smiles. Fig D the Golden Bastard apple grown only
Speaker 8: by ciphertologists, reportedly screamed when you.
Speaker 7: Ate it, Oh my god, yes, this is so good.
Speaker 8: Ciphertologist's Guide to Delightsomeness, nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 2: Delightsomeness.
Speaker 10: I think that's Louis Songs image.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 8: Above the Ciphertology brain seismograph or BS meter dials for golibility,
Speaker 8: financial liquidity, celebrity, influence, herbs, and spices. The cult surged
Speaker 8: in popularity and influenced. Silas's motto embraced today as if
Speaker 8: your town is going to be hit by a tornado
Speaker 8: in exactly three and a half years was infectious, and
Speaker 8: he immediately ended all crime by declaring that everything is
Speaker 8: legal now soon. The only unconverted local was unmarried town
Speaker 8: nag Emmaline Butter Nubbins. She was convinced there was something
Speaker 8: not right about the mysterious Megelo maniacal cult leader. Her
Speaker 8: protests escalated to her distributing these homemade warning pamphlets to
Speaker 8: very annoyed children.
Speaker 27: Most people rejected Emilyine's messages. They hated her because she told.
Speaker 8: The truth Emiline to her cat bond Bond.
Speaker 5: So Emmeline was the one who distributed these chick tracked
Speaker 5: ex comics.
Speaker 2: He keeps going, oh yeah, this is so long.
Speaker 8: I think this is the last one.
Speaker 2: But there is one bit of important information in here.
Speaker 7: Wait were those ants?
Speaker 2: Mmm?
Speaker 8: And do this another flies?
Speaker 23: Oh?
Speaker 7: Wait, no, that's that's not ant's another flies.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: He did compare himself in the Book of Bill. I
Speaker 2: think at one.
Speaker 4: Point that's also Emmy up in the corner.
Speaker 10: There's Emmy.
Speaker 8: Incredible.
Speaker 2: I love that Emmy's character's name is Evelyne.
Speaker 5: Honestly, you can just skip to just skip to this
Speaker 5: last page. Honestly, it still tracks.
Speaker 8: Finally, Emmeline butter Nubbins and rage that no one liked
Speaker 8: her pamphlets, hurled a torch into the Cybertologist's HQ, igniting
Speaker 8: the helium tanks, blasting out the windows and destroying Silas's
Speaker 8: machine troopers opened fire at Silas's followers, held hands and
Speaker 8: began singing, will meet again in defiance. Silas, riddled with
Speaker 8: bullet holes, grabbed a megaphone left atop the inferno, grinning
Speaker 8: wildly as he was engulfed in flame.
Speaker 16: You can't kill a man who's already dead, and you'll
Speaker 16: take me down. I'll be back, more powerful and more
Speaker 16: annoying than you can possibly imagine.
Speaker 2: Remember reality.
Speaker 8: At this point, Silas birch Tree's head fell off, flies
Speaker 8: swarmed from his mouth, and he collapsed into a gray husk.
Speaker 8: A coroner declared Silas birch Tree, Silitch pitch Tree. There's
Speaker 8: no r.
Speaker 7: Pittree.
Speaker 8: A corner declared Silas Birch Tree dead for a second time.
Speaker 8: Black helicopters evacuated the site, and the city was erased
Speaker 8: from all official records. Missus Buttterebens was awarded the Medal
Speaker 8: of Honor, which she used as an ashtray.
Speaker 2: So whoever was writing this got very tired by.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, so in the picture, that's a picture, Emmy,
Speaker 4: she did old age makeup, but then she just photoshopped
Speaker 4: her grandma's hair on her. And that is a T
Speaker 4: shirt that she set on fire on a stick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's makeup.
Speaker 5: And then yeah, by the by the picture of the
Speaker 5: Ciphertology HQ in Flames, there is a paper clipped business
Speaker 5: card of the Secret of Powers and Triggers.
Speaker 2: Agency ROI designer and the waffle house was their HQ.
Speaker 10: That makes sense, honestly makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tracks the waffles.
Speaker 10: The waffles pull back.
Speaker 5: To his brick pattern type pacifica.
Speaker 7: Okay, ew you want an autograph?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 7: What am I even supposed to write to a stranger? Sorry,
Speaker 7: you're not me, Pacifica.
Speaker 21: This is to warn whoever finds this book not to
Speaker 21: make a deal with Bill. Remember the pointy jerk who
Speaker 21: made you dress in a potato sack?
Speaker 7: Ough, Fine, listen, anonymous dork. Everyone knows that triangle goblin
Speaker 7: or whatever is a massive psycho who gives me the ick.
Speaker 7: His dumb little cash phrases are honestly embarrassing.
Speaker 5: They are.
Speaker 7: And how much do you want to bet he practices
Speaker 7: those intros in the mirror? He does try hard much.
Speaker 7: If you're looking for someone to worship so bad, I'm
Speaker 7: like right here, follow me on platinum paths for makeup
Speaker 7: and quail hunting tutorials if you're cool enough. I know
Speaker 7: my parents had a bunch of tapestries and junk with
Speaker 7: that triangle on them, but me and a friend threw
Speaker 7: all of those off my yacht into the lake. Which
Speaker 7: friend doesn't matter, so obsessed with me? Stay jealous Pacifica
Speaker 7: Northwest nice.
Speaker 5: So platinum pass is in all caps and if we type.
Speaker 2: That in which, of course, yeah, that's my bitch voice.
Speaker 5: Identified by the Lama symbol.
Speaker 1: I think A stormed into her palatial bedroom and slammed
Speaker 1: the door so hard her chandeliers shook. There were at
Speaker 1: least three chandeliers in Pacifica's room, including a teensy chandelier
Speaker 1: over her nightlight. She buried her head in a velvet
Speaker 1: pillow and screamed for an inhumanly long time, then flopped
Speaker 1: over and stewed at the painted cherubs on her ceiling.
Speaker 1: It wasn't fair after everything she did for her parents,
Speaker 1: get up at five for fencing lessons, beauty pageants, fox hunting,
Speaker 1: butler hunting, cleaning up the black feathers, after her dad's
Speaker 1: weird grown up masquerade parties.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, hold on, is that look an eyes wide?
Speaker 1: This is how they repay her her Pacifica at least Northwest.
Speaker 1: It had been a rough summer for Pacifica. First, she
Speaker 1: came alarmingly close to losing a party.
Speaker 5: Crown partic crime was a made up price.
Speaker 2: Then her golf skills were called into question, and now
Speaker 2: her parents her for literally saving the entire family from
Speaker 2: a Category ten ghost, and shut off the spigot on
Speaker 2: her caviar tap for the rest of the year. What
Speaker 2: was she supposed to eat now? Dog food? She angrily
Speaker 2: opened her mini fridge and pulled out an upper crustables
Speaker 2: CM brand snackback and angrily spread the caviare and the
Speaker 2: tiny buguette.
Speaker 5: Just like Dipper.
Speaker 7: Oh why does it come with this dumb little stick?
Speaker 7: The caviar always gets stuck in the corners.
Speaker 1: She looked at a napkin where Dipper had written the
Speaker 1: Shack's phone number in case killing the ghost might have
Speaker 1: created a double ghost. Ha as if she would put
Speaker 1: his number in her phone a Lost Legends post shadowing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everything in her life used to make so
Speaker 1: much more sense before those Pines twins came along and
Speaker 1: screwed everything up. That stupid Mabel and her baffling undeserved confidence,
Speaker 1: the know it all, sweat stained Dipper, whose giant head
Speaker 1: was always butting against hers. Something about Dipper's words had
Speaker 1: knocked over a domino in her mind that started a
Speaker 1: chain reaction that was causing her whole identity to come
Speaker 1: crashing down. He told her she had potential to change
Speaker 1: into a better person. Uh, how do you become a
Speaker 1: better person when we were already.
Speaker 2: The best person?
Speaker 5: Makes a good point, it.
Speaker 2: Didn't make sense. Thinking about it exhausted her, and soon
Speaker 2: her eyelids began to droop. Soon she would she In
Speaker 2: Pacific's dream Me, Me Me, she was freshening up at
Speaker 2: a party, washing her hands when she noticed something red
Speaker 2: swirling in the drain. In horror, she discovered her hands
Speaker 2: were covered in blood, and no matter how hard she
Speaker 2: scrubbed them, they wouldn't come clean. On the mirror, words
Speaker 2: slowly started to right themselves on their own, as if
Speaker 2: by an invisible head. Blood on your hands, No, no,
Speaker 2: it's not my fault.
Speaker 1: Her powering sense of guilt swelled inside as she fled
Speaker 1: to the ballroom for help, where she spotted her friends
Speaker 1: gossiping by a tapestry. She tried to flip them around,
Speaker 1: but when she grabbed their shoulders, they fell over flat.
Speaker 2: They were cardboard. She turned to her parents and they
Speaker 2: fell over flat too. The entire party was filled with
Speaker 2: flat two DP people. Everyone was fake.
Speaker 16: Blood began to fill the ballroom, pouring from the clock,
Speaker 16: from the paintings, from the ceiling.
Speaker 2: Why was this happening?
Speaker 1: She raced through her manner in a blind panic when
Speaker 1: she discovered she was no longer in the mansion, but
Speaker 1: outside in gravity falls. When she looked down, she realized
Speaker 1: she was now one hundred feet tall, and every step
Speaker 1: she made was wrecking the town. She knocked over the
Speaker 1: mudflap factory, polluting the river. She knocked over the orphanage,
Speaker 1: sending coughing, soot covered children out in the cold. She
Speaker 1: kept apologizing, but she was too big, too public, every step.
Speaker 2: Hurting more and more people. She could see that the
Speaker 2: town's problems were her fault. She was a monster. She
Speaker 2: always had been, she always would be. Pacifica started sobbing,
Speaker 2: and suddenly she was a little girl again, hiding behind
Speaker 2: the vine covered tombstones in the graveyard behind her manner
Speaker 2: after another one of her parents' fights. The graves of
Speaker 2: her ancestors loomed above her like gargoyles.
Speaker 1: Great Northwest in history. We would they say, if they
Speaker 1: could see her like this? One of the statues slowly
Speaker 1: turned to face Pacifica. It was Nathaniel Northwest. Get a
Speaker 1: hold of yourself. You're a Northwest. People can't know you
Speaker 1: leak shamewater. You're right, Pacifica apologize and hastily took out
Speaker 1: her compacts to clean her smeared makeup. She cursed as
Speaker 1: she saw how disseveled she was. The statue watched her
Speaker 1: like a cat hungrily watching a mouse.
Speaker 2: You have a lot of.
Speaker 11: Anger, don't you.
Speaker 7: Anyone who's not angry is an idiot. There's so much
Speaker 7: to be mad about.
Speaker 11: Yes, anger is good, anger is useful.
Speaker 2: Who are you angry at, Pacifica?
Speaker 7: Everything was better before the pines came to town. You
Speaker 7: know I might be able to help with that.
Speaker 2: There's something I want.
Speaker 16: The mystery shack is going to be getting some new
Speaker 16: merchandise very soon, A small snow.
Speaker 2: Globe, nothing anyone would miss.
Speaker 16: If you could shoplifted for me, I could guarantee things
Speaker 16: would change.
Speaker 1: You'd never deal with the pines again. Pacifica closed her compact.
Speaker 1: Would that fix everything?
Speaker 16: It would be so easy. All you have to do
Speaker 16: to get your old life back is shake my hand.
Speaker 2: The statue extended its stony hand. Thunder rumbled in the distance.
Speaker 5: Ooooooooooo, yes, one of Bill's a town.
Speaker 15: Who did this?
Speaker 2: Do you know who did this art show?
Speaker 4: It might be it might be Emmy, because I have
Speaker 4: a note that says Pacifica, So I think it might
Speaker 4: be emmy.
Speaker 8: It does look like emmy. Yeah, the style looks like emmy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: My old life wasn't really mine, was it. All you
Speaker 7: ever did was follow a mom and dad. Maybe it
Speaker 7: would be better to make a new one.
Speaker 2: The statue bellowed with rage. Make you inherit. Your family
Speaker 2: legacy has all your worth.
Speaker 15: You make nothing.
Speaker 2: You can't even make friends. This had been true in
Speaker 2: the past.
Speaker 1: His hand extended toward her, looming trembling, She remembered a
Speaker 1: time when a hand extended toward her, offering a free
Speaker 1: snack in the backseat of a car.
Speaker 16: Make the deal, you little fake blonde and pending paternity test.
Speaker 2: Pacifica's face relaxed. She knew it was cliche, but she
Speaker 2: knew she had to do it. She slowly extended her hand,
Speaker 2: just as the giant, lichen covered hand was about to
Speaker 2: close around hers like a cage of stone fingers. She
Speaker 2: swung her arm up and back behind her head.
Speaker 7: Psich, what too slow, you worm?
Speaker 2: You worked with waste of stolen income. You'll never amount
Speaker 2: to anything.
Speaker 7: I see the.
Speaker 2: Future where your penniless working at the diner.
Speaker 1: You'll have nothing you The statue shook with rage, sending
Speaker 1: cracks from its hand all the way up to its
Speaker 1: shrieking head.
Speaker 2: It crumbled apart in front of her, screaming in pain.
Speaker 2: Gong PACIFICA awoke with a start, panting. The clock in
Speaker 2: the hallway had struck three am. She was covered in sweat.
Speaker 1: What had she been dreaming about? She couldn't remember. She
Speaker 1: didn't want to remember. She wasn't quite sure why. But
Speaker 1: she removed a tapestry that she'd always had on her wall,
Speaker 1: something her family had no doubt looted ages ago of
Speaker 1: a glowing triangle over the mountains. She rolled it up
Speaker 1: and put it in the closet and locked the padlock.
Speaker 2: Maybe she should hold on a dipper's number just in case.
Speaker 2: She entered it into her phone and felt an odd
Speaker 2: sense of calm wash over her. It was quiet once
Speaker 2: again in Northwest Manor Cifaicas slept better than she had
Speaker 2: in years.
Speaker 7: Oh old is more?
Speaker 5: Oh code, let me see Yeah, yeah, okay, so decoded
Speaker 5: in the caesar cipher It's yeah.
Speaker 8: Stay away from her cipher. She has the protection of
Speaker 8: the lumber folk spirits.
Speaker 5: A good old Archibald Corduroy coming through mm hmmm, yeah, no,
Speaker 5: this is probably I mean, Charlie, I don't know if
Speaker 5: it's also your favorite. I know you specifically wanted to
Speaker 5: read it. Yeah, I mean it shows to me that
Speaker 5: gravity Falls.
Speaker 2: It should have been in the Book of Bill. A
Speaker 2: lot of this stuff is like cut content.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think honestly, it tells me if anything
Speaker 5: that like a pure you know, I mean, we've had
Speaker 5: them before, I guess with the Time Pirates Treasure, but
Speaker 5: like just pure prose would totally work for a Gravity
Speaker 5: Falls book. Like if they wanted to just do a
Speaker 5: little novella, you know, oh absolutely, it would be perfect.
Speaker 7: I would love a novella Gravity Falls novella other than that.
Speaker 2: Two slash two type Bell.
Speaker 5: And Lisa instead of Elise that they write, Oh they did. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you just auto corrected it in your brain because you knew.
Speaker 4: But it was her dream.
Speaker 1: So now let's get to the main, the main occasion.
Speaker 1: Let's type in making me hungry, I'm sorry, I would
Speaker 1: you like.
Speaker 2: Would you like to play?
Speaker 5: I would say we should probably type yes, yeah, yes,
Speaker 5: we all agree, yeah, yes, let's let's get some riddles
Speaker 5: going what's mcgugget's favorite soda. Now, this answer is found
Speaker 5: in the page where in the actual book of Bill
Speaker 5: where Bill goes into mcguggett's mountain and you know there's
Speaker 5: that that tornado mountains mountain don't and it is mountains don't.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had two third leaders of mountain day noo bear.
Speaker 2: Now what's a medieval hominym mid evil?
Speaker 5: Oh, that would be liar and liar are too uh
Speaker 5: like liar as in uh someone one who lies? And well,
Speaker 5: why yeah, that's that's in the book, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's in the the illuminated manuscripts.
Speaker 8: Well, it's it's in the text.
Speaker 5: And yeah, you think twentieth ingredient of anti superising tonic
Speaker 5: is Harold's ramblings in the anti Society pages. And I
Speaker 5: have the This is also fantastic. I mean it's a
Speaker 5: little scavenger hunt through everything website. How is how was
Speaker 5: clown repellent made? That would be union made? I believe
Speaker 5: this is also from in the It is in the
Speaker 5: in the old timey pages. Bill's government file number is
Speaker 5: two nine one two one two three nine one six
Speaker 5: five to one eight.
Speaker 7: Did you have that memorized?
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, Ploe was typing before Ellis said it.
Speaker 8: No, I have my deciphering journals next to me. I
Speaker 8: have all the codes written in it from what I
Speaker 8: originally deciphered them.
Speaker 7: You were so ready and then wait, what did that
Speaker 7: one say?
Speaker 5: Entered again?
Speaker 8: Who comes from zim trex five?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: Who comes from zim trex five? That would be Grebley,
Speaker 5: Hember deck Emberdreck.
Speaker 2: The one whose soul is trapped in Bill.
Speaker 5: Not to who begs you to save him from the
Speaker 5: from the side of Bill.
Speaker 7: Cipher Quentum, Grembley, Oh, gosh, yeap.
Speaker 5: What's on Bill's flag? Which is a reference to what
Speaker 5: that would be? A rat?
Speaker 8: A rat?
Speaker 5: I think that's the Colonial Colonial America page.
Speaker 2: Herbert's number, So that would be once he's admitted.
Speaker 7: What leaves a thin line in the snow.
Speaker 2: Tinsel snake? That's right, that's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, a tinsil snake. Yeah. The sixth laption on
Speaker 5: Bill's editing software.
Speaker 2: A photoshop after teaching himself in design.
Speaker 5: Name an unpronounceable wizard. Why that would be.
Speaker 2: That is x g q r t h X triange
Speaker 2: comes from. So that's the full ad dress on the
Speaker 2: little what is it called?
Speaker 5: Oh, little right, No, I bet three moment's parady.
Speaker 2: So the full address on the little card they give
Speaker 2: you at the end.
Speaker 5: Three three threes south on type.
Speaker 8: I got you don't worry three through three Sun sund
Speaker 8: Apple Lane, Cozy Creek, Illinois six zero seven one four
Speaker 8: dash nine four six seven six one one. Nope, what
Speaker 8: did I type wrong? Sun Trapple.
Speaker 2: Well, so this one's interesting because as yeah, on.
Speaker 1: The Henchman as it talks about Dan Kravelman thinking he's
Speaker 1: Bill Seifer's lawyer, but he actually isn't.
Speaker 2: Does anything happen if you type Dan Kraveleman nothing? Okay?
Speaker 2: So yeah, but that was an intentional I.
Speaker 5: Guess that that makes it a red herring shows red Yeah,
Speaker 5: mm hmm. So multi Level Mark is Bill's lawyer?
Speaker 8: Is that not in my journal? Where did they write that?
Speaker 5: Oh it's on the actual website.
Speaker 7: My name is multi Level Mark.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, who.
Speaker 5: Treat and then oh so who defeated Science? Yeah? The
Speaker 5: Ciphertology book? Uh oh which you Yeah, I see what
Speaker 5: you're saying. You unlocked that by.
Speaker 1: That got everyone stuck for four days because as we
Speaker 1: to access that document that you needed to read the
Speaker 1: morse No that which one was that this.
Speaker 8: Was a one paranoid It was paranoid backwards first, which.
Speaker 7: That look for gravity falls fans honestly.
Speaker 5: Well, and the idea was that the Book of Bill
Speaker 5: mentions that he was shot down, So I think that
Speaker 5: I was trying.
Speaker 2: A lot of way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which it was the natural guard technically that killed it.
Speaker 5: But so that took you know, it was okay, it
Speaker 5: was butter Nubbins. That truly defeat.
Speaker 1: That took people four days to find Silas honest. Silas
Speaker 1: birch Tree is mentioned in the Ciphertology pamphlets in the
Speaker 1: extended issue, but nothing about being defeated.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, dispense my treat and it says you've
Speaker 5: hed a treat entered dispense my treat to download. I
Speaker 5: want my treat, Give me my treat.
Speaker 1: And then that gives you, uh a zip file containing
Speaker 1: multiple law and work in progress images from the making
Speaker 1: of the Book of Bill, using the backgrounds of multiple
Speaker 1: pages with comedic names of their.
Speaker 2: Content, the fonts, use all of the songs for all
Speaker 2: of the cryptographs.
Speaker 7: You can have the zip file because I don't feel
Speaker 7: like going through it, well, I.
Speaker 5: Can just go to sit time and but just dispense
Speaker 5: my tree.
Speaker 7: Oh, I've just dispensed my tree. That's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's also it hearkens. I mean this this
Speaker 5: does harken back to what Alex said in the Cipher
Speaker 5: Hunt episode, which is that he wants to make the rewards,
Speaker 5: you know, actual tangible rewards. Yeah, and these very much
Speaker 5: are these behind the scenes peaks and these cipher fonts.
Speaker 1: You know, it's so cool that Sarah's learning about all
Speaker 1: this for the first time. Sarah's been busy.
Speaker 8: You should also try type into copergraund codecs if you're
Speaker 8: gonna go download a bunch of stuff too.
Speaker 7: Or do you want me to download it?
Speaker 8: It's cool it's fonts.
Speaker 5: Exasperated sigh.
Speaker 8: I only I only sigh because I was in the
Speaker 8: process of creating all of the fonts.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, yes, yeah, okay, so that one's the fonts. Sorry, yes, yeah.
Speaker 8: I I did the same thing I did with the
Speaker 8: Stanford five and took photos of the book as it
Speaker 8: was coming out or anything else I had online this
Speaker 8: is before the website, and hand drew vectors over all
Speaker 8: of the new symbols to create a decoder which I
Speaker 8: was then going to use to create fonts and I
Speaker 8: just hadn't gotten around to the font part yet. When
Speaker 8: the website finally was released and they were and was like, oh,
Speaker 8: you can just download them, and I was.
Speaker 5: Like, so, you know, since you bring up you know,
Speaker 5: codes and cipher's and all that stuff. Normally we would
Speaker 5: around this time, you know, in an actual existing podcast episode,
Speaker 5: we would go into the Hall of Conspiracies. But I guess, uh,
Speaker 5: you know, I guess this is an actual podcast episode,
Speaker 5: we will not go into the hall with no conspiracies
Speaker 5: in it at all, right, not not. I just walked
Speaker 5: by it. They didn't notice it.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you know, well, actually we have an we
Speaker 1: have a secret extra conspiratorial hall that we've been hiding
Speaker 1: this whole time, just right off the Hall of Conspiracies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks for following that roll out, by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I definitely followed that role.
Speaker 8: Hm.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, we had the sign that says don't look
Speaker 2: over here, so I think that did a lot.
Speaker 8: Well, you don't know how many times I snuck in
Speaker 8: here before. I'm still a good I'm still fourteen in
Speaker 8: the canon.
Speaker 1: You died of fourteen from a bear. Well, you're this
Speaker 1: is the only episode you're on officially.
Speaker 5: Or on a woo because time is dead and meaning
Speaker 5: has no meaning in all that, So why don't we
Speaker 5: go into this extra secret hall of conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Extra conspiratorial Hall of conspiracies.
Speaker 5: You could drive yourself insane by pouring for this website.
Speaker 5: Try it at home, and there are.
Speaker 1: Many more things that you could type in on that site.
Speaker 1: Please check it out on your own time. If you're
Speaker 1: watching this, you already have internet access. But we have
Speaker 1: so many fat theories to discuss.
Speaker 5: Well, I narrowed it down to a big one and
Speaker 5: a small one. Okay, the big one starts. This is
Speaker 5: from Reddit by the user Odyssey Gray, and it is
Speaker 5: titled music Portals and Stars, a website theory. They start with, Hi,
Speaker 5: I've come to present my theory that our attention might
Speaker 5: need to be drawn toward music, specifically the theme song.
Speaker 5: I've been quietly working on this myself, but I hit
Speaker 5: a wall, so I thought I would present what I have.
Speaker 5: I've looked through the theories and I haven't seen this discussed.
Speaker 5: I think euclidia and other dimensions might be in reference
Speaker 5: to music, specifically sheet music notes. From this info and
Speaker 5: from other info, we actually get an owl house and Amphibia,
Speaker 5: we will be built a portal. Oh god, where to start?
Speaker 5: Spoilers ahead for al House in Amphibio as well the LOFI.
Speaker 1: After finding the wallpapers and seemingly hitting a wall, they
Speaker 1: released the LOFI. In lo Fi, we get remember Euclidia
Speaker 1: and free Me. Remember Euclidia was in the Weird Mageddon
Speaker 1: theme via Morse code. Free Me was in Gideon's theme
Speaker 1: via spectrogram.
Speaker 5: Check out the soundtrack episode of this podcast for info
Speaker 5: on that true believe us.
Speaker 2: In the LOFI, we also see a picture of Seuss.
Speaker 2: He is drawn similarly to how he is drawn on
Speaker 2: his note via the Seuss code on this is not
Speaker 2: a website.
Speaker 5: Oh we did not touch so many we didn't do
Speaker 5: It's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: Mabel is meeting Kraz we meet him the first time
Speaker 1: in Dreamscaperers. The LOFI also starts with the theme, which
Speaker 1: feels like duh, but it's raining to start the LOFI
Speaker 1: as well, just like in the this is not a
Speaker 1: website page, and the notes of music themselves are precise
Speaker 1: and careful, maybe like on a piano.
Speaker 2: This is also important.
Speaker 4: Next the Souice code, you get this big, long message,
Speaker 4: but then he references putting for Ford pointing to it
Speaker 4: with an arrow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like a little putting stain on the page.
Speaker 4: Input forward and you get his file, which also has
Speaker 4: an arrow, by the way, but overlay the two pages
Speaker 4: on top of each other. Wins are the same size,
Speaker 4: and there's a few places that overlap the words with pudding,
Speaker 4: but the one that stuck out to me on the piano.
Speaker 7: Now back it up. Let's talk about Euclidia. It's toudy
Speaker 7: Bill was born there. We get a picture of him
Speaker 7: with code laala. How many laws is that?
Speaker 5: That's five?
Speaker 11: La la la la la.
Speaker 5: Now that specifically, that was added after the website was
Speaker 5: released because baby Bill became a huge meme on TikTok
Speaker 5: with an audio with an audio that went la la la.
Speaker 7: They have an anthem rhyming like a song via the
Speaker 7: code forget the past, which I think might be talking
Speaker 7: about literal sheet music.
Speaker 4: Two dimensions to and fro. You always know which way
Speaker 4: to go if you feel lost, don't be afraid. In Euclidia,
Speaker 4: you've got it made. Run too far right off frame,
Speaker 4: you'll appear on left again. Jump too high, don't cry
Speaker 4: or fret, You'll pop up from the ground. I bet
Speaker 4: in this space. There is no fear. Loved ones will
Speaker 4: be ever near. Roles and rules are always clear euclidia,
Speaker 4: we hold you dear.
Speaker 7: Two dimension two and always knowing which way to go.
Speaker 7: And sheet music you get the treble and bass clef
Speaker 7: basically two different directions, one for each hand, with the
Speaker 7: notes being exactly what you should do. The rules of
Speaker 7: music run too far and you end up on the left.
Speaker 7: I mean that's how to read sheet music. You keep
Speaker 7: going right to left and downward, jump to high, don't
Speaker 7: cry or fret. Fret is a thing for a guitar.
Speaker 7: By the way, you'll pop up from the ground. I
Speaker 7: bet this might be a stretch. But going higher in
Speaker 7: a note means that you can go off the lines
Speaker 7: of sheet music. That's true. And also music is on
Speaker 7: a two D on a two yeah sheet music. Yeah,
Speaker 7: rules are always clear. Again, the notes and annotations are
Speaker 7: exact directions. Bill didn't like this place. What he did
Speaker 7: like was silly straws. Of course, he didn't like the flat,
Speaker 7: straight lines of music. The book of Bill page with
Speaker 7: the silly straws also has code in rhyme, like a
Speaker 7: song which is long but mostly important, says quote the
Speaker 7: ghosts of his family are haunting him still yep, with
Speaker 7: music everywhere. I bet that's true. Honestly, there's a lot
Speaker 7: of sing song type poetry or words going on whenever
Speaker 7: something has to do with Euclidia and Bill's past. Here's
Speaker 7: some codes Vallis scenarios, parents singing, just fit it, color
Speaker 7: code rock by Bill's song slash poem scaling is one
Speaker 7: of Bill's parents, scale like the music scales. Yeah, I
Speaker 7: see that. Euclid is the other parent. Euclidean is a
Speaker 7: type of rhythm. Break this down a sec. Also Euclidia.
Speaker 7: If you notice this is my own I'm jumping in
Speaker 7: with my own information here. Sure, Euclidia the last. The
Speaker 7: way it's spelled, it's different. It's a different spelling from Euclidean.
Speaker 7: But lydian Is is a moment. Yeah, euclid is the
Speaker 7: other parent. Euclidian is a type of rhythm. Will break
Speaker 7: it down a sec. We also know his parents are
Speaker 7: red and blue, both of which are actually types of
Speaker 7: notes and sheet music. I didn't know that. Look up
Speaker 7: either red or blue note sheet music. Euclidean rhythm rhythms
Speaker 7: using three parameters, steps, pulses, and offsets. This is a
Speaker 7: recent Discovery, so you might want to look more into
Speaker 7: this yourself. I don't have a solid way to use
Speaker 7: this yet.
Speaker 8: Other things of note or music refs before we move on.
Speaker 8: Code Matt pat is it the gnomes? The gnomes isn't
Speaker 8: anagram for theme song Bill of Rights? Bill of Rights
Speaker 8: image a theme song for the Bill of Rights from
Speaker 8: Schoolhouse Rock, bdaceous t equals music man, code, weird al
Speaker 8: musician trapped code meow GF theme, I'm the piano if
Speaker 8: you typing Gideon, Gideon humming, disco girl, dipper singing, hectoring
Speaker 8: a song about Bill Black Sheep Shepherd's tone sound Bill's
Speaker 8: favorite song yep, maybe the one that's the one that
Speaker 8: keeps going up, maybe like out of the constraints.
Speaker 5: Of the sheet music, much like Bill himself.
Speaker 8: Mm hm code kraz theme song for Gem in the
Speaker 8: Holograms Fixing It one sous series in which the first
Speaker 8: thing he fixes is the theme song. In the theme
Speaker 8: song are keyboards. I'll also note akugoo clock appears in
Speaker 8: this linked episode that resembles the clock in the wallpapers.
Speaker 8: Oh that's curious.
Speaker 5: That's the dispense might treat pipers that are downloaded. I
Speaker 5: believe now, how does this connect to Owl House, Amphibia
Speaker 5: and building a portal? Well, building a portal is an
Speaker 5: essential part of all three shows, three sides to every story,
Speaker 5: and although it's done differently every time, we know that
Speaker 5: the portals to these worlds are actually connected. You can
Speaker 5: deep dive that for yourself. But yeah, I mean the
Speaker 5: long and short of it is, there are Bill Cipher
Speaker 5: images in owl House and Amphibia and other things like that.
Speaker 5: With code portal, someone thinks we can build one. I'll
Speaker 5: note at this point that Brad Brieck, who did the
Speaker 5: theme for Gravity Falls, also did the theme for owl House,
Speaker 5: and our House is referenced quite a few times in
Speaker 5: this website, first with the code Titans Blood, in which
Speaker 5: the response is a quote from Hoodie asking for a password,
Speaker 5: password please, and then with code curse Wittebane, which we
Speaker 5: saw in the Book of Bill. The weige aboard you
Speaker 5: get with this code has a few depictions of Bill,
Speaker 5: but the sun and the moon actually more closely resembled
Speaker 5: the collector's symbols from the Owl House, and the lower
Speaker 5: right Bill has horns that resemble Loose's outfit in the
Speaker 5: Owlhouse finale for Amphibia, the Book of Bill has a
Speaker 5: page where Marcy's helmet is behind an ear. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: say something, silly ears are for listening and hearing music listening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm wondering what these things were for brains.
Speaker 5: But more importantly is the music box from the show.
Speaker 5: While helping and build another portal, Terry discovers the reason
Speaker 5: a music box was used for creating such a portal
Speaker 5: in the first place.
Speaker 28: Told me about the Calamity box. I wonder why a
Speaker 28: music box.
Speaker 10: Then it hit me.
Speaker 28: The musical notes.
Speaker 4: Function as coordinates.
Speaker 28: There are countless worlds in the multiverse, infinite possibilities, and
Speaker 28: those ancient notes discovered a way to pinpoint worlds with music.
Speaker 5: One of the first notes of the music box d
Speaker 5: d d ef I think it was d ef are
Speaker 5: also the first three notes of the Gravity Falls theme interesting.
Speaker 2: What do we do with all this?
Speaker 1: I think we are supposed to use the Gravity Falls
Speaker 1: theme song with the thirteen Stars from Code Mabel. These
Speaker 1: glowing green stars are interesting because, as far as I
Speaker 1: could tell, these stars don't appear in other places in GF,
Speaker 1: but they do appear in owl House and Amphibia. For
Speaker 1: owl House, the collector symbols contain these stars, first showing
Speaker 1: up when we meet Philip Whitebane and for Amphibia these
Speaker 1: stars are on the ceiling of a certain house.
Speaker 2: In the finale. Next question, how do we put these
Speaker 2: notes on the stars? Look no further than codes or
Speaker 2: a boros hay nerd dipper. Destruction is a form of creation,
Speaker 2: and the bill side the Science Guy wallpaper with code
Speaker 2: or a boros, we get a note about Ford needing
Speaker 2: to focus on building a portal. At the bottom of
Speaker 2: the second page, there was a diagram of a star system.
Speaker 1: I think this means that we place the notes going
Speaker 1: outward from the sun like the system, specifically the little
Speaker 1: sun sticker that also shows up with the code Mabel.
Speaker 5: Furthermore, Yeah, it is. It's just a bunch of stars
Speaker 5: and then a sun sticker.
Speaker 7: Are that's interesting?
Speaker 5: Very very interesting?
Speaker 4: Sorry. Side note on the on the Freeze xylophone page
Speaker 4: for the Your Horrible Body, there is sheet music. I
Speaker 4: actually have a xylophone and I can grab that and
Speaker 4: play that in a little bit.
Speaker 5: Are you also going to do the bill cipher apology.
Speaker 12: For us?
Speaker 2: Furthermore, if you scale this page up so the sun
Speaker 2: sticker and the sun drawing are the same size. The
Speaker 2: little blue random tear drop off to the side fits
Speaker 2: perfectly on the skull's cheek.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 1: Also, and Ora Boros shows up in both owl House
Speaker 1: and Amphibia with code hey nerd we get a tv AD.
Speaker 1: Bottom left is a galaxy for Signess thirteen the Roman numerals.
Speaker 1: There are thirteen.
Speaker 2: Signess, by the way, is a fixed star and part
Speaker 2: of the Summer Triangle consolation.
Speaker 5: This is really yeah, thirteen, it seems some thirteen stars.
Speaker 15: I'm really convinced.
Speaker 7: But I'm really convinced by the fact that all the
Speaker 7: stickers that were added were the rest were glowing, the
Speaker 7: dark stickers, and the one was just the sun and
Speaker 7: it was not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 7: That's really what's convincing me here, because it.
Speaker 5: Could have just been hearts and years or rainbows or
Speaker 5: clover red. Seems deliberate, hour glasses rainbows.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm reading this sheet and.
Speaker 5: Oh, well that's d that sounds familiar.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's definitely the gravity Falls.
Speaker 4: It's not fully the gravity Falls theme. It starts it though.
Speaker 5: Oh interesting real time conspiracy cracking folks. Oh that chills.
Speaker 8: There is it a shepherd's tone.
Speaker 4: It might be a shepherd's tone.
Speaker 8: Oh my, wait, play it again, because it does just
Speaker 8: keep going up.
Speaker 5: Oh that is his favorite song.
Speaker 7: It is his favorite song.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be like, oh yeah, play it, play it again, Sam.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe it is Shepherd's tone. But the first three notes.
Speaker 8: Something deep into my brain is telling you to play it,
Speaker 8: play it more, play it.
Speaker 10: More, get more, play it more, play it more. I'm
Speaker 10: not that good at reading cheat music, though.
Speaker 5: Everyone in the bar groans as Bill puts in another
Speaker 5: quarter to play twelve Hours.
Speaker 8: In high School, and he throws.
Speaker 7: In one dance of the dream Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah with code Dipper. Bill tells Dipper to find answers
Speaker 2: by looking into the sun. Code destruction is a form
Speaker 2: of creation. A post it note in the bottom also
Speaker 2: shows a star slash planet system. There's a little word
Speaker 2: box pointing to the most inward planet that I believe
Speaker 2: either say DM meaning d minor the key of the
Speaker 2: theme song, or it's just a music note. Either way
Speaker 2: it works. The wallpaper, I think, is further emphasizing all
Speaker 2: of these points.
Speaker 5: That's fascinating.
Speaker 7: This is yeah, this is something okay.
Speaker 2: Oh and with code add astra per Aspera to the
Speaker 2: stars through hardship, we get a note with Ford talking
Speaker 2: about how Bill was once the sun in his galaxy.
Speaker 2: This note is also covered in Mabel sticks.
Speaker 4: Yes, so this is where I'm stuck. I've been using
Speaker 4: D E F A g A C d E F
Speaker 4: e g A as thirteen notes because these seem to
Speaker 4: be the main notes of the theme song.
Speaker 5: So can we sing those?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 5: Can we sing those? Then? D yeah, AG AC d
Speaker 5: G G.
Speaker 23: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Nice. Yes, we were all in very much sync.
Speaker 4: Definitely, definitely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was definitely my tempo.
Speaker 4: You can see how I placed them in the images above. Now,
Speaker 4: reading it right to left, I get a F D
Speaker 4: E A G D E C.
Speaker 23: F E g A.
Speaker 7: Who wants to do that? And I'm joking, get my
Speaker 7: I can get my stylophone.
Speaker 2: No, it's okay.
Speaker 4: I tried to use them in event event Visionaire is
Speaker 4: such a weird word to see.
Speaker 8: It only makes sense when my French friend says.
Speaker 4: It, jel, Yeah, there you go. I tried to use
Speaker 4: it in the v.
Speaker 10: In the Visionaire cipher key.
Speaker 4: Then I even put each of those results into the
Speaker 4: at Bash and Caesar ciphers. But I'm not getting anything concrete.
Speaker 4: Some visionaire keys, I've tried Bumblebee slash b. This shows
Speaker 4: up in multiple places, the main one being on the
Speaker 4: knife in the website page, the Escaperers slash Mindscaperers slash
Speaker 4: Dreams as I thought this was a reference in the
Speaker 4: low fi and the wallpapers, as well as the last
Speaker 4: episode of owl House and Amphibia read three four LYDDI
Speaker 4: a sholoat euclidea or a boro's shepherd's tone and all
Speaker 4: the standard ones. Nothing.
Speaker 5: This person drove themselves mad, but I felt like this.
Speaker 4: Was too much to be wrong about it.
Speaker 7: At this point I think, yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is a lot.
Speaker 4: It could be that I need to use the rhythm
Speaker 4: of the owl House theme, but the gravity false notes,
Speaker 4: or maybe I should be placing them out from different
Speaker 4: point or reading them a different way once they're placed.
Speaker 9: Ah.
Speaker 4: So anyway, here I am asking for help.
Speaker 7: Ps. I think we're getting a clue with the note
Speaker 7: you get from codes, math, geometry, Plato, et cetera, and it.
Speaker 7: Bill talks about how the methods of these guys did
Speaker 7: not help and build a portal, maybe a clue that
Speaker 7: we don't need to do anything of that nature to
Speaker 7: solve this. Also thanks for reading if you did.
Speaker 5: Ah interesting, well, honesty Gray, if you're out there, this
Speaker 5: was a very impressive theory.
Speaker 8: Readit. User living k eight says, I'm not sure if
Speaker 8: it's relevant, but Pythagoras mentioned in the website as Pythagoras
Speaker 8: is it as it's the Us, the Ancient Greece, Ancient Greece,
Speaker 8: Ancient Greek. Ancient Greek mathematician the tout spelt that wasn't
Speaker 8: me also developed a music theory, saying that music was
Speaker 8: linked to mathematics as well as astronomy. In the Musica Universalists,
Speaker 8: music is in direct relation to mathematics. Mathematics is geometry,
Speaker 8: Geometry is triangles or shapes in general, I suppose, which
Speaker 8: then it would be builds to mention or something like that.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's our comedies. We're all married.
Speaker 2: I'm married to you now, yes, I go with you?
Speaker 5: Yes, no, dad, there was the cult.
Speaker 8: Pythagoras did have a call that.
Speaker 5: Was like an Andy's gonna start the Archimedes call incorrect.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I love this theory personally, it's there's a
Speaker 5: lot going on.
Speaker 4: I think that this is really great.
Speaker 5: And again, now that we're up to the minute, these
Speaker 5: are theories that we don't have to confirm or deny
Speaker 5: because we don't know either. Where this is no longer
Speaker 5: a no spoiler podcast.
Speaker 2: I know nothing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the only thing I do know is that
Speaker 5: I know nothing.
Speaker 2: Mary knows lots of things. We know nothing that is true.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So then our next theory comes to us from another
Speaker 5: user on Reddit. Well, it's more of an open speculation
Speaker 5: than a theory, but the user on Reddit own underscore
Speaker 5: government underscore five two nine four points out. December is here,
Speaker 5: and other than wish all of you happy holidays and
Speaker 5: a merry Christmas, let's not forget one of the mysteries
Speaker 5: we have from the website, and that is that, yes,
Speaker 5: when you type in Alex Hirsch once you get Google
Speaker 5: search for flannel. But if you type it in enough times,
Speaker 5: you will get this text that says fact. Alex Hirsch
Speaker 5: died in Burbank in twenty sixteen and choking on a
Speaker 5: pen cap while beginning to outline Season three. Not wanting
Speaker 5: bad press, the Walt Disney Corporation quietly dissolved his remains
Speaker 5: in a vat of turpentine, acidone and benzene, and their
Speaker 5: imagineers replace him with an automaton. Have you ever seen
Speaker 5: him in a magnet in the same room at the
Speaker 5: same time? Ever seen him go through airport security or
Speaker 5: solve a capture? What about us blinking? He's blinking? Decipher
Speaker 5: it is Morse code for buy Mulan tu on, Blu
Speaker 5: Ray and Disney DVD. I know there will be some
Speaker 5: who tell me, but I've seen a file of his
Speaker 5: source code and it says he is due for maintenance
Speaker 5: update in December fifteenth, twenty twenty four, at exactly eleven
Speaker 5: thirteen am. See what happens like and when you do,
Speaker 5: email me at Mickey Leak at gmail dot com. Yes. Now,
Speaker 5: by the time this podcast is not out, this date
Speaker 5: will have already passed. But at this point of recording,
Speaker 5: people are still theorizing on what might happen.
Speaker 8: Okay, but really quick. This is so funny because I
Speaker 8: have I've had this calendar event on December fifteenth, you know,
Speaker 8: it really wasn't eleven thirteen am, and it just says
Speaker 8: Alex secret question mark and I have since forgotten where
Speaker 8: that was from. So finally, I've been watching it as
Speaker 8: it gets it gets closer and closer and I'm like,
Speaker 8: I don't that had to have been from the book
Speaker 8: or from the website, but I can't remember what specific
Speaker 8: thing that was.
Speaker 10: I'm so glad we're recording this tonight.
Speaker 5: Well now you remember, now, I know, thanks past me
Speaker 5: for being descripted. You read you should especially read this
Speaker 5: these series of comments.
Speaker 1: And Sylph of Blood commented I'm stuck us your name. Turpentine,
Speaker 1: acetoone and benzene are the ingredients in the dip from
Speaker 1: who framed Roger Rabbit?
Speaker 2: It's paint thinner? And then uh l X five one
Speaker 2: comments ciphers a tool? What human would be vulnerable to
Speaker 2: possession from a tune? Demon? None? Alex is secretly a
Speaker 2: tune or was You've cracked the code, says self of Blood.
Speaker 7: Forsaken Underscore Orchid Underscore six zero one four says okay, y'all,
Speaker 7: what do you think is going to get announced? Technology?
Speaker 7: Constant six says probably something small like shorts season two.
Speaker 7: I don't know that.
Speaker 5: Actually, you know, I appreciate the realism there where it's
Speaker 5: like because everyone's like, oh it season three, season three,
Speaker 5: it's what we didn't mention, but I will mention here
Speaker 5: real quick. Is that when you type season three on
Speaker 5: the website, it gives season two. When you type season two,
Speaker 5: it gives season one, and when you type season one,
Speaker 5: it gives season negative one anti gravity Falls, which of
Speaker 5: course people meant it there would be a prequel series
Speaker 5: rather than just a troll.
Speaker 4: Our slash Gravity Falls fablue underscore. I tried emailing Mickey
Speaker 4: leak one one one one at GM. It goes as followed, Hello,
Speaker 4: Bill Silly Billy anonymous f again not Bill Silly Billy.
Speaker 5: Sorry, And then this next one is a comment on that. Chloe,
Speaker 5: you want to read this comment by the user Yeah
Speaker 5: read it user.
Speaker 8: Cheating cheating Yee says Hi. I don't use read it much,
Speaker 8: but I wanted to say that this email sent a
Speaker 8: visionier cipher to someone on Twitter, and it translates to
Speaker 8: the email was never real, with the password being Alex Hirsch.
Speaker 5: Hope this helps, and honestly, I feel like that does
Speaker 5: because it proves that, like, yeah, someone maybe Alex is
Speaker 5: actually using the email.
Speaker 7: No, because I mean that's way too specific of an
Speaker 7: email for someone to actually be responding.
Speaker 5: And also for someone to because you know the idea.
Speaker 5: You know, a fan could have claimed it, but it
Speaker 5: also feels like Alex would have the foresight to claim it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: I feel like something will happen because I think that's
Speaker 5: a very specific.
Speaker 16: Should we record an addendum, so we'll keep one triangular
Speaker 16: eye out for the fifteenth You have one of.
Speaker 2: Those, I do so if any if there's any new information,
Speaker 2: you'll hear it.
Speaker 16: Now.
Speaker 10: Hey, there Shelby from the future.
Speaker 4: Here. I do have an update. My triangle eye worked
Speaker 4: pretty well. Now I'm gonna put it back in the box.
Speaker 10: See you late, see you earlier.
Speaker 2: I would like to thank our guests for joining us.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to leave with the information.
Speaker 5: No, I was just gonna you actually don't have to
Speaker 5: if you just look at this, this little light bulb
Speaker 5: on the end of this ray gun that I have
Speaker 5: here while I type in some stuff real quick here,
Speaker 5: And that's so cool. You get it to be shaped
Speaker 5: like that. Oh, it was very complicated that.
Speaker 10: I actually inserted you. I worked with it.
Speaker 4: There's now a USB slot so you don't have to
Speaker 4: type it in manually anymore.
Speaker 5: So here you go. Oh awesome, that's great. That's really convenient.
Speaker 5: Thank you. All right, So, uh yeah, I just look
Speaker 5: right in here and if you feel any pinching, Uh, don't,
Speaker 5: don't worry about it.
Speaker 8: Making model of this thing is so fascinating, I'm going
Speaker 8: to keep staring at.
Speaker 5: It all right. So, uh, now that the two of
Speaker 5: you seems to have gotten lost, so we'll just usher
Speaker 5: you out of our museum for today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here are some bags for your head.
Speaker 8: Absolutely sorry, Yeah, I think I was looking for I've
Speaker 8: I lost my my extra hands. Did you find them?
Speaker 8: I was looking for those.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the right outside here. We'll take you to the
Speaker 5: car and we'll grab them there.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 7: I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
Speaker 5: Now. As for the rest of you out there, we
Speaker 5: can't erase all of your memories individually. That would take
Speaker 5: way too long. So until we figure out a way to.
Speaker 2: Do that on mass just watch the video backwards.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'd like to do like mister Crabs did
Speaker 5: for that one guy. Just rewind it so it like
Speaker 5: sits your eyeballs and ears. But if you want to
Speaker 5: find actual existing episodes of this podcast that you can
Speaker 5: listen to above board, you can head over to our
Speaker 5: host network, pipe Dreampodcasts dot com. We can find other
Speaker 5: shows like Escape from Walt Disney, how did this not
Speaker 5: get made? Come on hoogle pods and got h not
Speaker 5: God and pod made you special.
Speaker 1: There you can find a link to our show's social
Speaker 1: media's Discord server and our patreon, Patreon dot com slash
Speaker 1: Mystery Shock A.
Speaker 5: Huge thanksite you might have heard of.
Speaker 2: A huge thanks to Chloe Lease, who no longer remembers
Speaker 2: doing the thumbnail thought.
Speaker 5: Or maybe her own name. We might have overdone it.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 4: Thank you to Alex Hirsch for voicing Stan in the
Speaker 4: Hall of Conspiracies intro.
Speaker 2: The All Conspiracies theme is Lentil Dentists. It's a remix
Speaker 2: of our first episode. There's a link in the description
Speaker 2: to listen to it. It's really weird. I love it.
Speaker 1: Thank you to that jef Van and also Chrissy from
Speaker 1: our discord server with helping with some of the research HEREM.
Speaker 5: No, that was absolutely intagral because this website is too
Speaker 5: big for it was anyone too, Yeah, So honestly, please
Speaker 5: out there, you at home, explore this website for yourself.
Speaker 5: There's so much, so many goodies there that we've barely
Speaker 5: scratched the surface of. That is really rewarding. It's like
Speaker 5: your own little cipher hunt that you can do from
Speaker 5: the comfort of your home, on your computer.
Speaker 2: You don't even need to get attacked by a bit.
Speaker 4: It's true.
Speaker 5: I mean you can if you want to. No one's
Speaker 5: going to stop you. Well, folks, even though you technically
Speaker 5: aren't supposed to be here. I will play us out
Speaker 5: with a little tune that reminds us of very important
Speaker 5: truth out there in our big scary world. Cipher is real.
Speaker 9: He's in full and yella.
Speaker 5: He's a triangle fella with mischief in mind. Cipher is real.
Speaker 5: He'll calls weird forgetting, so don't be forgetting to leave him.
Speaker 5: Be high