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<v Speaker 1>It's time for terror in the skies. Every other get

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<v Speaker 1>off my plane, Roger Rogers, what's our victory?

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<v Speaker 2>Victor? Enough is enough?

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<v Speaker 1>I have had with these multi pine snakes on this money.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Gary and Shannon's Terror in the Skies on k Fox.

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<v Speaker 1>So stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>The more I think about it, the more it angers me.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's stupid. I'm having an overreaction. I'm overreacting to.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything because of what I said.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean comparing me to the prices, right lady? Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it wasn't great.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I won't do that again.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you compared me to like an eighty three

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<v Speaker 3>year old woman. But that that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>A female passenger on a self lest Airlines flight proved

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<v Speaker 2>the old adage that when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she go directly on this seat? And you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>to talk because I listen. Sometimes when you gotta go,

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>She was flying flight four eighteen, you know that one

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<v Speaker 2>from Philly to Chicago's Midway.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure some sturdy people on that flight. She took off

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<v Speaker 3>her clothes, Okay, empty the old No it matters, But

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<v Speaker 3>what does she look like, don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Does she look like me and Nita from Prices? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry, I won't ever do that again.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, is she like, is she somebody who presented

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<v Speaker 3>like they were going through something? Or is it somebody

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<v Speaker 3>who looks like, you know, a perfectly acceptable contributing member

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<v Speaker 3>to society?

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<v Speaker 1>Like did she?

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<v Speaker 2>Was she wearing video a smart pencil skirt and yeah

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<v Speaker 2>suit exactly exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>I doubt it because that's always more fun, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>But she my side of the yeah, was human fecal matter? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there was that one seat where she had pooped? How

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<v Speaker 1>much poop are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we talking about just like a little bit or

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<v Speaker 3>like a hole to do?

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<v Speaker 1>And what is the what is it on that scale?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the what is the name of that scale?

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<v Speaker 1>The poop? The size? The Bristol stool chart is what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking. Wow, there's a chart.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a chart that when you go to the doctor

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<v Speaker 2>and you complain about GI issues, they will ask you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a poster. It's a chart.

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<v Speaker 2>Really is it a little you know, hard and crumbly

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<v Speaker 2>like a rabbit or is it just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like your poop? Will tell you a lot of broccoli,

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<v Speaker 1>bullar base or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I don't know where, God, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>where she would be. Well, they refer to it. There's

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<v Speaker 2>type one through type seven. If type one would be

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<v Speaker 2>rabbit droppings, type seven would be gravy. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>saying that that's from that from the Stanford.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything more about the chart or the depictions.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the Bristol stool scale. It will come up in

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<v Speaker 2>conversation again. In this case. They say they took the

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<v Speaker 2>plane out of service so that they could clean it,

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<v Speaker 2>and that the team from Southwest is reaching out to

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<v Speaker 2>those on board to apologize for the situation and any

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<v Speaker 2>delay to their travel plans.

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<v Speaker 3>If apparently she started yelling at first, I could see that,

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<v Speaker 3>and she was man and she was rubbing her naked

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<v Speaker 3>body all over the flight ascendant.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not funny. That's all that happened. Funny, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean assaulted. That that would be not be considered battery.

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<v Speaker 3>Right. Can you imagine stories such a great story.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if you're right next, even if you're across the aisle.

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<v Speaker 3>It's man, the things that I will subject myself to

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<v Speaker 3>for a great story is ridiculous and this is one

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<v Speaker 3>of them. Like, if I had this story to tell,

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<v Speaker 3>I would gladly be on a flight with a naked

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<v Speaker 3>woman who rubbed herself against me and then crept on

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<v Speaker 3>a seat Like absolutely, sign me up for that story.