Speaker 1: It's time for terror in the skies. Every other get
Speaker 1: off my plane, Roger Rogers, what's our victory?
Speaker 2: Victor? Enough is enough?
Speaker 1: I have had with these multi pine snakes on this money.
Speaker 1: It's Gary and Shannon's Terror in the Skies on k Fox.
Speaker 1: So stupid.
Speaker 3: The more I think about it, the more it angers me.
Speaker 3: And that's stupid. I'm having an overreaction. I'm overreacting to.
Speaker 1: Everything because of what I said.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean to be.
Speaker 3: Mean comparing me to the prices, right lady? Yeah, well
Speaker 3: I mean it wasn't great.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I won't do that again.
Speaker 3: I mean, you compared me to like an eighty three
Speaker 3: year old woman. But that that's fine.
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: A female passenger on a self lest Airlines flight proved
Speaker 2: the old adage that when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 3: Did she go directly on this seat? And you're gonna
Speaker 3: to talk because I listen. Sometimes when you gotta go,
Speaker 3: you gotta go.
Speaker 2: She was flying flight four eighteen, you know that one
Speaker 2: from Philly to Chicago's Midway.
Speaker 3: Sure some sturdy people on that flight. She took off
Speaker 3: her clothes, Okay, empty the old No it matters, But
Speaker 3: what does she look like, don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Does she look like me and Nita from Prices? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I won't ever do that again.
Speaker 3: I mean, is she like, is she somebody who presented
Speaker 3: like they were going through something? Or is it somebody
Speaker 3: who looks like, you know, a perfectly acceptable contributing member
Speaker 3: to society?
Speaker 1: Like did she?
Speaker 2: Was she wearing video a smart pencil skirt and yeah
Speaker 2: suit exactly exactly?
Speaker 3: I doubt it because that's always more fun, isn't it.
Speaker 1: But she my side of the yeah, was human fecal matter? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was that one seat where she had pooped? How
Speaker 1: much poop are we talking about?
Speaker 3: Are we talking about just like a little bit or
Speaker 3: like a hole to do?
Speaker 1: And what is the what is it on that scale?
Speaker 1: What is the what is the name of that scale?
Speaker 1: The poop? The size? The Bristol stool chart is what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Wow, there's a chart.
Speaker 2: There's a chart that when you go to the doctor
Speaker 2: and you complain about GI issues, they will ask you.
Speaker 1: There's a poster. It's a chart.
Speaker 2: Really is it a little you know, hard and crumbly
Speaker 2: like a rabbit or is it just.
Speaker 1: Like your poop? Will tell you a lot of broccoli,
Speaker 1: bullar base or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I don't know where, God, I don't know
Speaker 2: where she would be. Well, they refer to it. There's
Speaker 2: type one through type seven. If type one would be
Speaker 2: rabbit droppings, type seven would be gravy. And I'm not
Speaker 2: saying that that's from that from the Stanford.
Speaker 1: Anything more about the chart or the depictions.
Speaker 2: Remember the Bristol stool scale. It will come up in
Speaker 2: conversation again. In this case. They say they took the
Speaker 2: plane out of service so that they could clean it,
Speaker 2: and that the team from Southwest is reaching out to
Speaker 2: those on board to apologize for the situation and any
Speaker 2: delay to their travel plans.
Speaker 3: If apparently she started yelling at first, I could see that,
Speaker 3: and she was man and she was rubbing her naked
Speaker 3: body all over the flight ascendant.
Speaker 2: No, that's not funny. That's all that happened. Funny, I
Speaker 2: mean assaulted. That that would be not be considered battery.
Speaker 3: Right. Can you imagine stories such a great story.
Speaker 1: Even if you're right next, even if you're across the aisle.
Speaker 3: It's man, the things that I will subject myself to
Speaker 3: for a great story is ridiculous and this is one
Speaker 3: of them. Like, if I had this story to tell,
Speaker 3: I would gladly be on a flight with a naked
Speaker 3: woman who rubbed herself against me and then crept on
Speaker 3: a seat Like absolutely, sign me up for that story.