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<v Speaker 1>This is an unspoiled Network podcast. This is spoil Me

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<v Speaker 1>covering Dungeon Crawler Carl Book two, Carl's Doomsday Scenario chapters

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<v Speaker 1>twenty through twenty two. In these chapters, Carl shares his

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<v Speaker 1>seri with Doughnut that maybe they were set up. The

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<v Speaker 1>person that we thought was the villain isn't the villain.

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<v Speaker 1>There's all kinds of twists happening, and there's only one

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<v Speaker 1>episode left until we start the next book. There is

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<v Speaker 1>so much left to wrap up. I guess we're not

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<v Speaker 1>wrapping a lot of it up. Probably. Welcome to spoil Me.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show everyone. I am Natasha. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much to Michael for commissioning this episode. I asked

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<v Speaker 1>Michael how he was doing, and he's replied in the chat,

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite sports team got a player, so my life

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<v Speaker 1>is immeasurably better, even though I know it doesn't actually matter. Ultimately, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing actually matters, which means everything actually matters if you

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<v Speaker 1>think about it. So whatever makes you happy, embrace it fully.

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<v Speaker 1>I endorse it, whether or not it actually mtters. Who

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<v Speaker 1>gets to decide that we do? We get to decide,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I say. So all right, you guys, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really really enjoying this book, in particular the first book.

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<v Speaker 1>I really, you guys know, I enjoyed that book a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>but he had to spend plenty of time. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is no criticism. This is just what happens in first books,

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<v Speaker 1>setting up the scenario, establishing the ground rules, getting it

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<v Speaker 1>all in place so that he could begin his actual storytelling.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's not to say there wasn't storytelling in there also,

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<v Speaker 1>but you get what I'm saying. I am really enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>now like the conventions have been accepted by the audience

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<v Speaker 1>and we are moving into a stage where everything doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>need an explanation anymore, and so he is freer to

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<v Speaker 1>play with other aspects of the plot of the dialogue,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And I'm just really looking forward to the

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<v Speaker 1>next book when I'm assuming this is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a continuing trend. Obviously, as we hit new floors, there

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<v Speaker 1>will be explanations and stuff needed for each of those,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's it feels different when we are already in

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<v Speaker 1>the game. Ooh. Rob says, for what it's worth, this

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<v Speaker 1>is my least favorite, which isn't to say it's a

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<v Speaker 1>bad book, but it's uphill from here. In my opinion,

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<v Speaker 1>that's rousing endorsement in my opinion, Like, if you if

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<v Speaker 1>this is your least favorite, I'm so sorry, guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>kicked my camera stand, but I really like this one.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you feel that way, that's like very encouraging.

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<v Speaker 1>So we pick up right after the announcement of Manassa

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<v Speaker 1>being killed and Ripper Wanton played a video of Manassa

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<v Speaker 1>singing and it's this like haunting sound and her voice

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<v Speaker 1>is just like very memorable, obviously, and it gives him chills.

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<v Speaker 1>Later on, Dona is very much like she had the

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<v Speaker 1>voice of an angel. This is a huge tragedy. She's

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<v Speaker 1>reacting to Manassa's death in much the same way everybody

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<v Speaker 1>else aside from the other Crawlers, really seemed to be

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<v Speaker 1>because she doesn't have a bigger picture frame of reference

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<v Speaker 1>yet due to her still having kind of a childlike

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<v Speaker 1>point of view on stuff. Oh my god, Michael says,

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<v Speaker 1>just a nitpick. I always thought it should be all

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<v Speaker 1>downhill from here. Going downhill is much easier and pleasurable

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<v Speaker 1>than trudging uphill. Michael, do you know what I would

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<v Speaker 1>have agreed with you, except I've been hiking a little lately,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if it's just getting older, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. And going downhill a lot harder than going uphill.

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<v Speaker 1>I it's a different set of muscles. And let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that shit is very, very difficult and requires

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<v Speaker 1>like a type of balance. And yeah, so I see

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying. I definitely do, but I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>I entirely agree, donut She like. The two of them

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<v Speaker 1>are talking about things as they are waiting for Zev

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<v Speaker 1>and she asks Sinji, you really believe what you said

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<v Speaker 1>about people rising up? And he says, it's a nice fantasy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know things don't really work that way. And

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<v Speaker 1>he says, for all we know that King guys, people

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<v Speaker 1>are really happy. Just because they complain doesn't mean they

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<v Speaker 1>have it bad. And I'm a nobody. It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>I have the power to change anything. I wasn't expecting

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<v Speaker 1>that though. Jesus, it's so funny to me that he

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<v Speaker 1>is saying, I'm just one person. I don't have the

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<v Speaker 1>power to change anything. After this woman was killed. Like, granted,

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<v Speaker 1>he does not believe what he said here actually made

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<v Speaker 1>a difference. He believes that they were already going to

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<v Speaker 1>be zapped and that it turns out his little speech

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<v Speaker 1>fed into their narrative perfectly. So I understand why he

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<v Speaker 1>really doesn't think that he can change anything. But I

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<v Speaker 1>you've got some influence, my friend. You are an influencer,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think you are so so wrong about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand profoundly. Don't get me wrong, the feeling of

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<v Speaker 1>I am just one tiny grain of sand in this massive,

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<v Speaker 1>unending machine of relentless oppression. How the fuck? But how

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<v Speaker 1>many grains of sand or sugar does it take to

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<v Speaker 1>fuck up somebody's gas tank? Like? How much would it take?

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<v Speaker 1>Just asking questions? So, yeah, he says, the Stalwart dude

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<v Speaker 1>was too prepared. They had the camera all ready, with

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<v Speaker 1>the army right outside the window. Stalwart was planning on

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<v Speaker 1>killing us from the start. I don't think they were

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<v Speaker 1>expecting my little speech, but it played right into their hands.

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<v Speaker 1>He was being played too. We were just the pawns,

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<v Speaker 1>the bait, and so was Manassa. Whoever is orchestrating this

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<v Speaker 1>knew the Orcs planned on killing us. That switcheroob was

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<v Speaker 1>either on purpose to get them to really kill their ally,

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<v Speaker 1>or they quickly jumped on the opportunity. It humiliates them

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<v Speaker 1>and damages their alliance with the Valta, and that Barrent

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<v Speaker 1>benefits from this. If Valta loses a powerful ally, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>even goes to war with the Skull Empire over this,

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<v Speaker 1>then they won't have time to try to take over

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<v Speaker 1>the Boring system. But I don't know for sure. We

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<v Speaker 1>have so little information now. I'm going to be very

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<v Speaker 1>very real with you guys, Borrent versus Valta. I have

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<v Speaker 1>barely clocked any information about either of these groups at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they've been talked about, and I know that

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<v Speaker 1>this information has been given to us, but it is

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<v Speaker 1>not what's stuck in my brain. And so him putting

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<v Speaker 1>these pieces together, I am very happy for you, Carl

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<v Speaker 1>that you are able to keep track of this and

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<v Speaker 1>make some sense out of it. But I'm gonna be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>this didn't register for me one tiny little bit, because

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<v Speaker 1>none of this is what I'm ultimately the most concerned

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<v Speaker 1>about in the immediate moment. As a reader, I recognize

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<v Speaker 1>that this is all big picture shit, and I should

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<v Speaker 1>be thinking this way if I want to try and

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<v Speaker 1>figure anything out. But I just want you guys as

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<v Speaker 1>listeners to understand where I'm coming from in my coverage

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't have the memory to comment on his

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<v Speaker 1>theory here. I don't have my own independent theory. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just fully accepting what Carl says because Carl is no dummy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am willing to take it on faith that

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<v Speaker 1>what he is saying is likely correct. Michael says, I

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<v Speaker 1>like that Karl is self aware enough to know that

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<v Speaker 1>rousing speeches from a random crawler isn't going to enact

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<v Speaker 1>societal change. He's just another tiny weight added to a

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<v Speaker 1>much larger situation. He doesn't actually comprehend. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's really it. And that's the thing is like saying

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm just one person, What difference can I make? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like anything one isn't what makes the difference. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of people deciding that they're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>a thing that makes a difference, and that can be

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<v Speaker 1>very slow and over time. This is part of I'm

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<v Speaker 1>covering the most recent Hunger Games book with Rashaan Sunrise

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<v Speaker 1>on the Reaping and mild spoilers for this book, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is a story about Hamage's games and how the

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<v Speaker 1>way that his games were filmed and depicted that we

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<v Speaker 1>saw in the original trilogy of books is not actually

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<v Speaker 1>how the games really went, and that there are going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to be multiple tries to topple certain systems

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not always going to succeed on the first

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<v Speaker 1>or the fiftieth try. That doesn't mean it's not worth

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<v Speaker 1>pushing and continuing to fight, but it does mean that

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<v Speaker 1>you have to accept that sometimes you are going to

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<v Speaker 1>make sacrifices and then you will not get to live

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<v Speaker 1>to see the actual change and the result the fruit

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<v Speaker 1>of your sacrifice. And I have a very hard time

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<v Speaker 1>with that personally, just like that concept sacrificing and then

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<v Speaker 1>not actually getting to see. Like, guys, when I say

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<v Speaker 1>that I have an issue with needing immediate gratification, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even understand how difficult it is for me to

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<v Speaker 1>keep long term ideas and consequences in mind when something

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<v Speaker 1>immediately in front of me seems like it would be

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<v Speaker 1>fun or good. So the idea that I am ultimately

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<v Speaker 1>sacrificing for something that I it's not just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>way off in the future, potentially you will be dead

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<v Speaker 1>and you will never see it. I really don't like

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<v Speaker 1>that one at all, actually, But okay, so go back

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<v Speaker 1>of this, zev is explaining that they are the scheduling

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<v Speaker 1>for who is in which trailer is public, so this

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<v Speaker 1>is not something that they would have needed, like an

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<v Speaker 1>insider to get the information on. Mordecai, as it turns out,

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<v Speaker 1>had said that he should raz the king's sum, but

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<v Speaker 1>then it's like, you should be subtle, That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>remember saying. The good news is nobody is saying anything

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<v Speaker 1>negative about Carl and Donut on the net. Prince Stalwart

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<v Speaker 1>is the villain. Rust is going to have to disown

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<v Speaker 1>him too. I hadn't thought of that. That only leaves

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<v Speaker 1>the sister as the heir, which I can't help but

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<v Speaker 1>assume as soon as she mentions that that maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>the sister behind all of this, but I don't know. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I just really want to imagine that what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>with the Skull Empire is like succession right now, and

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<v Speaker 1>that she's the Shiv, which isn't a good thing for

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<v Speaker 1>the record, because Shiv is also kind of monstrous, but

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<v Speaker 1>in her own very special way. So Mordecai says new rule,

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<v Speaker 1>we are not meddling with mentioning or talking about any

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<v Speaker 1>other entities outside of the dungeon from now on, We're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to mention King Rust or Prince Stalwart until

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<v Speaker 1>after the sixth floor. If you two idiots make it

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<v Speaker 1>that far. When Odette asks you about it, you are

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<v Speaker 1>to say you have no opinion. You only talk about

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<v Speaker 1>stuff happening in the dungeon. And Donut says talking smack

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<v Speaker 1>is my special talent. Manassa and Princessdinadia both said so

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. So Mordecai says, look, I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>not your fault, but he is going to blame you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wanted to make sure the Skull Clan targeted

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<v Speaker 1>the Blood Sultan it once you hit the ninth floor.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think that's going to be an issue anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just hope he's not too mad at you. So

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<v Speaker 1>then we cut from there to Donut and Carl having

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<v Speaker 1>to find the two hundred and first group, which is

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<v Speaker 1>not It's like they're out on the street prosblytizing to people,

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<v Speaker 1>so it is not difficult to find the whole way

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<v Speaker 1>that this this is so weird. Oh I'm sorry, Michael

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<v Speaker 1>is in the chat. Michael oh Rob says, oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Regarding immediate gratification adhd Crew. Michael says that's

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<v Speaker 1>part of what made the sacrifice of a guy jumping

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<v Speaker 1>on a grenade so touching to me. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>would be a lot easier to sacrifice yourself if you

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<v Speaker 1>know for a fact it would make a difference doing

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<v Speaker 1>it when you will have no idea if it had

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<v Speaker 1>any effect at all. That's tough. That's exactly it. Michael

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<v Speaker 1>is like, you have to be somebody who is willing

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<v Speaker 1>It can feel like, how do you is the right

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<v Speaker 1>like you know what I'm saying, is the right thing

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<v Speaker 1>about this like grenade issue, where I suppose if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't throw yourself onto it, it explodes, It's possibly you're just

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<v Speaker 1>discounting yourself being able to survive in the end anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a remarkable presence of mind. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>to be real, So okay. He When they head out

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<v Speaker 1>and this is when Karl starts to realize that the

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<v Speaker 1>in regular fights. He's like two stories away and it

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<v Speaker 1>knocks him off his feet. He calls them basically mini nukes,

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<v Speaker 1>and also mentions that when she looks at the dynamite,

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<v Speaker 1>it tells her that there's a seventy five percent chance

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<v Speaker 1>it'll explode if she touches it. So his skill level

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<v Speaker 1>makes him uniquely qualified, and it's possible her talents make

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<v Speaker 1>her uniquely vulnerable also, and I live when she says,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we should have tested them first, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they're going to put on my tombstone. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>be silly, Karl. They don't give us tombstones here. I

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<v Speaker 1>did really like that moment. So they talk about what

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<v Speaker 1>potentially could be even higher on the list than Goblin dynamite.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's see, he thinks about the Divine Guardian and

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<v Speaker 1>that even though this shit is very, very powerful, even

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<v Speaker 1>thing's throat, he doesn't think it would make any difference whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>So they go talk to the l's here and it's

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<v Speaker 1>labeled corrupt temple. A quick note to Mordecai confirmed anything

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<v Speaker 1>labeled corruptment mobs could be within, which I remember this

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<v Speaker 1>from Skyrim as well. And there are three elves standing

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<v Speaker 1>there is a residence right beside them, fifteen dwarven kids.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the older kids held a stick with a

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<v Speaker 1>think it was supposed to be a mockery of the elves.

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<v Speaker 1>The stick wielding kid jabbed the poor, hissing salamander toward

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<v Speaker 1>one of the robed figures the tiny lizard expelled a

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<v Speaker 1>single spark of flames at the city elf, who cursed

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<v Speaker 1>and kicked at the child. Another kid picked up a

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<v Speaker 1>rock and chucked it at the elf, who in turn

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<v Speaker 1>raised his hand and cast a spell that reflected the

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<v Speaker 1>rock back at him. The rock bounced off the kid's head,

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<v Speaker 1>who started wailing. His siblings surrounded him, and they all

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<v Speaker 1>piled inside the house next to the temple. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is so funny to me, the idea that like, later on,

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<v Speaker 1>their mom comes out and she's yelling at him for

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<v Speaker 1>throwing rocks at her kid, even though the kid threw

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<v Speaker 1>the rock at him first, and he just literally deflected it.

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<v Speaker 1>So not that I'm arguing, like complaining about her interrupting

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<v Speaker 1>this fucking dude, not a bit, But it was just

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<v Speaker 1>your kids were being little shits, actually, And you know

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<v Speaker 1>that said, I'm not mad at the kid throwing a

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<v Speaker 1>rock at these elves. It's very difficult for me to

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<v Speaker 1>give a shit. So if they're gonna be little shits

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<v Speaker 1>directing it towards these elves feels fine to me. Good

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<v Speaker 1>unleash them. So the kids all take off, with the

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<v Speaker 1>one that got hit with the rock and the stick

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<v Speaker 1>with the salamander is just left on the street. The

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<v Speaker 1>poor lizard was trying to drag himself away. I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to untie the little guy, but Mango jumped forward

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<v Speaker 1>and swallowed the salamander hole while taking half the stick

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<v Speaker 1>with it. And this is the beginning of a terrible

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<v Speaker 1>fiend ship where Mango yacks up this salamander and the

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<v Speaker 1>stick later and then fucking eats it again. This salamander

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<v Speaker 1>goes through it too much. I hated this. I hated

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<v Speaker 1>it so much, And it was like, there's a weird

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<v Speaker 1>sort of twist later where the dwarf kid tries to

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<v Speaker 1>clean that actually the salamanders all get strapped to the

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<v Speaker 1>helmets of the dwarfs that are in the mines, and

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<v Speaker 1>so this salamander was in training and that he likes

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<v Speaker 1>it actually, which I have no real idea on, like

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<v Speaker 1>whether I should trust this kid's version of things or not.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I genuinely do not know whether or not

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<v Speaker 1>this is a real thing that the salamander is, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love being put on a stick and waved other children.

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<v Speaker 1>No idea. So here's when we have this odd confrontation

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<v Speaker 1>between Dona and the city elves first one level sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>root Druid Temple recruitment wand bearer, and they are particularly

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<v Speaker 1>dangerous because they are such fanatics. The Master told us

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<v Speaker 1>that oak Fell and the oak Fell and their rotting

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<v Speaker 1>assistance would come to the city soon and the final

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<v Speaker 1>battle for Heaven would commence. When you agreed to help

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<v Speaker 1>that orc, we knew it was you. You even wear the

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<v Speaker 1>filthy symbol of your blasphemy, which is it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>later the anklet of the Fallen Oak. The oak Fell

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<v Speaker 1>is a Pito's version of the anti Christ. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>stuff one usually contends with until the twelfth floor. We

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<v Speaker 1>need to get you to a dispel protection spell, which

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<v Speaker 1>will handle the anti charm and other security protocols these

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<v Speaker 1>quest locations usually have. They're annoyingly common in Skyfowel settlements.

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<v Speaker 1>So neither and I don't know if it's just me

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<v Speaker 1>here guys being frustrated. I'm interested to hear how you felt.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither Doughnut nor Carl asks who the Master is. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why. I'm sure they're just assuming. These guys

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<v Speaker 1>aren't gonna tell us, and they're probably right. They're probably right,

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<v Speaker 1>but just ask, though I would just ask I would

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<v Speaker 1>want to know, you know, like, and obviously the way

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<v Speaker 1>that this is set up, where the oak Fell and

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<v Speaker 1>their rotting assistants would come to the city soon, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't help but wonder if the body with the anklet

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<v Speaker 1>on it wasn't put in their way for them to

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<v Speaker 1>take the anklet Like how far back does this whole

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<v Speaker 1>plan go? Somebody is setting them up on purpose. I

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<v Speaker 1>had thought that it was fucking what's his name, but

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<v Speaker 1>him and his mom got killed. So either he's not

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<v Speaker 1>really dead and it was him he is dead and

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<v Speaker 1>he had nothing to do with any of this, or

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<v Speaker 1>it was him. He's dead and now his brother's going

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<v Speaker 1>to take over, Like those are the only options I

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<v Speaker 1>can think of. But there being like this prophecy about

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<v Speaker 1>the oak Fell and then finding these bodies and the

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<v Speaker 1>anklet on one, I just it seems like convenient to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't really know who else I could possibly

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<v Speaker 1>suspect that I've met, Like I am curious whether whoever

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<v Speaker 1>is responsible for all of this is somebody that we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't even actually encountered in the story yet. And if

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<v Speaker 1>it is somebody we haven't encountered, I don't really know

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<v Speaker 1>how I feel about that. A part of me feels

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<v Speaker 1>like that would make sense because this is such a

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<v Speaker 1>huge universe and they won't have met everybody, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>so famous that sure, I don't doubt that there are

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<v Speaker 1>people out here pulling strings. On the other hand, it

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<v Speaker 1>makes me less invested in the baddie because I'm wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to care about whoever our bad guy is, and if

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<v Speaker 1>it's a stranger, it's just going to be less engaging

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<v Speaker 1>in that way. And otherwise, I genuinely like only other

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<v Speaker 1>enemies that they've made are Frank and Maggie. So could

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<v Speaker 1>Frank and Maggie have set this up? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that they could. Like the elves or not. The elves well, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>these are o Elves. The other guys were dwarves. The

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<v Speaker 1>Elves are talking about the Master as somebody that feels

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<v Speaker 1>very like established and in control, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>Crawlers could accomplish that. So I don't know. It's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>they're being set up, But I just don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>else could be, because like the other thing is, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm blaming the what are they the Skull Empire? If

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<v Speaker 1>I were trying to blame them, they literally just like

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<v Speaker 1>shot at the true trailer the two of them were in.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't really feel like subtle operators, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. They're not afraid to just outright take them

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<v Speaker 1>out in a very public, borderline breaking the rules like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of way. This elaborate story just doesn't vibe with

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<v Speaker 1>that approach. And the only like, I don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>all has influence on things? Who has that kind of power?

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<v Speaker 1>I keep thinking about like Odette, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that she necessarily has any influence on the game. She

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<v Speaker 1>has her she has her influence as a host of

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<v Speaker 1>this show, but I don't think she has necessarily direct influence.

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<v Speaker 1>And who else like gives a shit about these two

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<v Speaker 1>at this point? I mean, I don't know. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to think this over a little bit further. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>one of them says we had to torture her to

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<v Speaker 1>tease your name from her lips, and Carl asks who.

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<v Speaker 1>But I knew immediately, and he says she was serving

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<v Speaker 1>an important purpose, removing the unworthy filth from the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>But then she started asking questions, questions. It turns out

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<v Speaker 1>that attracted the oak Fell, just as the Master predicted,

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<v Speaker 1>and this again, they are very distracted by the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that these guys are talking about torturing gum gum, so

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<v Speaker 1>they don't ask who the master is, but I really

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<v Speaker 1>want them to fucking ask. And there's a little preamble

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<v Speaker 1>conversation here where eventually Doughnut turns to Carl and they

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<v Speaker 1>start weirdly reacting. And this is when we find out

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<v Speaker 1>about the anklet being what is causing them to They're

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<v Speaker 1>flickering from white dots to red ones, so as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as they catch a glimpse of it, their enemies. But

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<v Speaker 1>then when her fur covers it again, they go back

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<v Speaker 1>to just being neutral. And I kind of find that funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Donut lifted her back leg, revealing the small magical anklet

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<v Speaker 1>with the three little beads. She shook her foot and

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<v Speaker 1>the beads made a rattling noise. The elves growled and

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<v Speaker 1>hissed like a pack of wild animals. One of them,

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<v Speaker 1>the female light Healers, started scratching at her own face,

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<v Speaker 1>causing rivulets of blood to form. This is uh. It

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<v Speaker 1>feels like this is an enchanted item that is affecting them.

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<v Speaker 1>This is more to me than just simple fervor. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that something on this is affecting the elves, and

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<v Speaker 1>the elves only I don't know, but it just the

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<v Speaker 1>reaction is so extreme, and like, look, they're literally extremists,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe it is just pure them, but I can't

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<v Speaker 1>help but have my suspicions. I don't know. I love

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<v Speaker 1>when he says you think there that she's the Antichrist

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<v Speaker 1>because of the anklet, and Donuts says I told you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Jewelry is uglean. H I found that so funny. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I think with jewelry can be lovely, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>get where Donut's coming from. It's rare for me to

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<v Speaker 1>really like it. There are times where I'm it's the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of thing where I'm like, I understand the appeal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not for me, but I get it. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is when Salvatore takes that like acorn off of his

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<v Speaker 1>stick and begins to eat it, and it causes magical fervor,

412
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:57.920
<v Speaker 1>triples their amunt of points, increases their strength and makes

413
00:29:57.960 --> 00:30:00.839
<v Speaker 1>them glow and talk really loud, and they'll be immune

414
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:07.799
<v Speaker 1>to your fear spell. So he is ranting, and this

415
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:12.319
<v Speaker 1>is when he gets interrupted by the dwarven woman who

416
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:16.200
<v Speaker 1>bashes him with a literal rolling pin. I imagine the

417
00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>dwarfn woman, who is also like hugely pregnant. I imagine

418
00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:24.079
<v Speaker 1>her wearing a like a pink bonnet with white polka

419
00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:29.440
<v Speaker 1>dots on it, and probably like maybe curlers in her hair,

420
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:36.799
<v Speaker 1>something like that. Wap thwap thwap down the street. The

421
00:30:36.839 --> 00:30:43.359
<v Speaker 1>two swordsman guards turned toward the scuffle. I stared in

422
00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:46.799
<v Speaker 1>surprised astonishment at the tableau the woman had come out

423
00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:49.799
<v Speaker 1>of nowhere. The other elves looked at each other, none

424
00:30:49.799 --> 00:30:53.279
<v Speaker 1>of them moving, equally frozen with surprise by the unexpected violence.

425
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:57.000
<v Speaker 1>The seminar elf continued to suck his thumb. The healer

426
00:30:57.039 --> 00:30:59.839
<v Speaker 1>continued to scratch at her own face. The scene only

427
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:02.920
<v Speaker 1>held this way but for but a moment, though it

428
00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:06.920
<v Speaker 1>seemed to go on forever. The stalemate ended when Mongo

429
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:12.079
<v Speaker 1>yacked the salamander back out onto the street and the dwarf,

430
00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>says Benjamin. Benjamin, and I was just like, oh no,

431
00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:22.400
<v Speaker 1>so everything falls apart. At this point, the like dwarven

432
00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:25.559
<v Speaker 1>woman gets frozen, and that takes her out for a

433
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:28.640
<v Speaker 1>full sixty seconds. I don't know how many of you

434
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:32.079
<v Speaker 1>have played games with that kind of like functionality and combat,

435
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:37.319
<v Speaker 1>But there is nothing more infuriating than being frozen in

436
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:42.359
<v Speaker 1>a game. I think it's the worst possible attack to

437
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:44.799
<v Speaker 1>use on somebody. Just you have to sit there and

438
00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:47.039
<v Speaker 1>just take it as people go to town beating the

439
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:49.920
<v Speaker 1>shit out of you. The worst I hate it is

440
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:56.079
<v Speaker 1>young Ricky Joe knelt before Benjamin the dead salamander. His

441
00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:58.559
<v Speaker 1>lower lip quivered as he picked up the gold. The

442
00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:06.000
<v Speaker 1>broken stick line dripped off, and the guards come over.

443
00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:12.359
<v Speaker 1>They moved towards the frozen, pregnant dwarf and they're coming

444
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:14.319
<v Speaker 1>at her because she's the one that started beating up

445
00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:19.599
<v Speaker 1>this elf. So she's literally on the ground, utterly helpless,

446
00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:23.599
<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna kill her. So her kids are trying

447
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:28.119
<v Speaker 1>to come to her rescue, and of course Karl is

448
00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:32.039
<v Speaker 1>watching this. I was aware nobody left on the street

449
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:35.279
<v Speaker 1>at this moment was innocent. Nobody except maybe Benjamin who

450
00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:37.759
<v Speaker 1>was already dead and the baby dwarf in Eunice's belly.

451
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:41.759
<v Speaker 1>The elves were assholes. The rock throwing dwarf kid was

452
00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:45.359
<v Speaker 1>a prick who'd gotten what he deserved. Unice obviously had

453
00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:48.680
<v Speaker 1>some anger and birth control issues she needed to work out.

454
00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, does she have birth control issues? Maybe

455
00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:54.240
<v Speaker 1>she just likes to have lots of kids. Don't judge her.

456
00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:58.079
<v Speaker 1>And Ricky Joe the Salamander Torturer was obviously well on

457
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.599
<v Speaker 1>the path toward the life of a series real killer,

458
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:04.119
<v Speaker 1>and normally some kid that's like tormenting an animal. I

459
00:33:04.119 --> 00:33:06.599
<v Speaker 1>would agree, but there was something about this whole scenario

460
00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:08.880
<v Speaker 1>that just felt like, I don't think that's what's going

461
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:10.640
<v Speaker 1>on here, which is why I'm sort of tempted to

462
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:15.079
<v Speaker 1>believe Ricky Joe and what he said later. But anyway,

463
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:21.160
<v Speaker 1>he goes on and punches the guards and it does

464
00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:26.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking nothing except turn both guards red. Warning you have

465
00:33:26.759 --> 00:33:30.039
<v Speaker 1>been branded as a troublemaker at this settlement. Guards will

466
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:36.160
<v Speaker 1>now attack you on site. I remember, guys, one particular

467
00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:40.759
<v Speaker 1>playthrough of Skyrim where I attacked a guard in a town.

468
00:33:41.319 --> 00:33:44.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what happened, but I do recall that

469
00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:49.839
<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize it was a guard, and I attacked

470
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:53.920
<v Speaker 1>without knowing what it was I was doing. I got

471
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:56.440
<v Speaker 1>branded as a troublemaker, and there was like a quest

472
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.960
<v Speaker 1>that I had to be in this town and I

473
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:05.400
<v Speaker 1>couldn't get around them. I finally went back and loaded

474
00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:09.480
<v Speaker 1>a save from before I killed that guard. Because being

475
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:13.320
<v Speaker 1>branded a troublemaker it throws such a wrench into gameplay.

476
00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:17.320
<v Speaker 1>It makes things so fucking difficult. If you have very

477
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:21.000
<v Speaker 1>high stealth, it can be fine because you can sneak

478
00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:24.119
<v Speaker 1>past them. But at the time I was not focused

479
00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:27.400
<v Speaker 1>on stealth. I was like just pouring everything into combat only.

480
00:34:28.320 --> 00:34:32.519
<v Speaker 1>So when like he gets this alert, I felt my

481
00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:34.840
<v Speaker 1>heart stop a little bit because I was just like, Oh,

482
00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:37.320
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be a nightmare for you. I don't

483
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:42.480
<v Speaker 1>know how bad it's really gonna be. Meanwhile, Ricky Joe

484
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:49.639
<v Speaker 1>tries to punch Mongo and he loses his whole forearm

485
00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:54.320
<v Speaker 1>and hand. Mongo swallows it later pukes it back up,

486
00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:56.800
<v Speaker 1>but there is no way for them to reattach it,

487
00:34:57.239 --> 00:35:01.679
<v Speaker 1>so Brah has got only one arm. Now doesn't even

488
00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:06.559
<v Speaker 1>seem that upset as one would expect, but that's also

489
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:13.320
<v Speaker 1>because kids don't get what consequences are. So and Donut

490
00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:16.719
<v Speaker 1>has to stop Mongo from continuing and beyond just taking

491
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:19.679
<v Speaker 1>his arm and actually killing him, because Mango is about that,

492
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:23.199
<v Speaker 1>and this dumbass kid is about to punch Mango again

493
00:35:23.239 --> 00:35:26.079
<v Speaker 1>with his other hand and just lose both hands. Which

494
00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't lie, would have been fucking hilarious. Like I

495
00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:32.719
<v Speaker 1>don't wish for a child to lose both hands, but

496
00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:36.400
<v Speaker 1>this is fiction and a weird game, and I do

497
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:40.199
<v Speaker 1>think that had he lost both arms, I wouldn't have

498
00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:41.920
<v Speaker 1>been able to stop laughing. I think that would have

499
00:35:41.960 --> 00:35:50.159
<v Speaker 1>been very, very flunny. The swordsman's wide blades smashed into

500
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:53.599
<v Speaker 1>the ground. The blade missed me, instead drilling into Salvatore,

501
00:35:53.960 --> 00:35:57.199
<v Speaker 1>who'd just been healed back to consciousness by the face

502
00:35:57.239 --> 00:36:00.599
<v Speaker 1>scratching light healer. He'd been sitting on the ground shaking

503
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:04.119
<v Speaker 1>his head. He was cleaved in half, cut right down

504
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:08.920
<v Speaker 1>the center, like a damn bagel. I the description of

505
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:12.800
<v Speaker 1>like a bagel killed me. There are so many ways

506
00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:15.800
<v Speaker 1>that you could have described that, and a bagel evocative

507
00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:22.800
<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. I pictured it. So they get out

508
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:26.199
<v Speaker 1>of there, and they take the kid with them, and

509
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.840
<v Speaker 1>he gives the kid a heel potion, but it doesn't

510
00:36:28.960 --> 00:36:32.920
<v Speaker 1>grow his arm back. It just stops the bleeding and

511
00:36:33.000 --> 00:36:38.679
<v Speaker 1>you know, sort of seals things up there. As they're leaving,

512
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:41.000
<v Speaker 1>he tosses a boom jug into the air and it

513
00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:43.360
<v Speaker 1>falls after they're out of the way, and it lights

514
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:46.360
<v Speaker 1>the whole place on fire, which means that Ricky Joe's

515
00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:52.599
<v Speaker 1>house burns down. The kids and his mom are far

516
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:55.320
<v Speaker 1>enough away that they're not caught up in it, but yeah,

517
00:36:55.639 --> 00:37:02.960
<v Speaker 1>whole building gone. We waited until sunset before leaving our

518
00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:09.599
<v Speaker 1>hiding spot atop the building, and Mordecai is very upset

519
00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:14.079
<v Speaker 1>that they had been labeled as troublemakers. And this is

520
00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:16.920
<v Speaker 1>when they have the conversation about the salamander, and he's

521
00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:22.880
<v Speaker 1>just like they like it. He was in training. He

522
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:27.880
<v Speaker 1>carl asks Ricky Joe, did you notice anything weird going

523
00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:31.199
<v Speaker 1>on in that building? And he says it was always weird.

524
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:34.480
<v Speaker 1>One of them would cry for his mama every morning.

525
00:37:34.519 --> 00:37:36.679
<v Speaker 1>We could hear it through the walls. There were a

526
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:40.039
<v Speaker 1>lot of weird smells. My brother Bubba Lane said he

527
00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:42.480
<v Speaker 1>saw something fly from the roof a couple nights ago.

528
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:44.360
<v Speaker 1>He said it was a cross suit, but it was

529
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:47.920
<v Speaker 1>probably just that skyfowl lady. I don't know her name.

530
00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:50.079
<v Speaker 1>They all look the same to me, but she visits

531
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:52.519
<v Speaker 1>a lot. She usually just comes before dark and leaves

532
00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:55.400
<v Speaker 1>right away, walking with a bunch of other ladies. She

533
00:37:55.480 --> 00:38:00.559
<v Speaker 1>didn't come today, though, and this gets me thinking on

534
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:04.280
<v Speaker 1>the same track as Carl that maybe it's the assistant

535
00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:08.960
<v Speaker 1>lady who is actually responsible for what's going on. It

536
00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:11.960
<v Speaker 1>also occurred to me, and this, ultimately, I think, just

537
00:38:12.119 --> 00:38:15.039
<v Speaker 1>turns out to be nothing. But I was like, do

538
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:18.639
<v Speaker 1>you hear beanie babies have some significance in this? Are

539
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:22.119
<v Speaker 1>they somehow like storing magic? Or is she turning people

540
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:26.239
<v Speaker 1>into beanie babies? Like that would be very funny, but uh,

541
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:28.480
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't seem like a beanie baby's factor into anything.

542
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:34.360
<v Speaker 1>So I also like that he has a sibling who

543
00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:38.400
<v Speaker 1>sometimes calls women stupid, and that his mother slaps the

544
00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:41.159
<v Speaker 1>kid when he says that, pinches his ear till he apologizes,

545
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:43.639
<v Speaker 1>and then makes us all line up and call him stupid.

546
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I endorse this. I think that is fantastic and I

547
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:52.320
<v Speaker 1>wish that this was just the way that we operated

548
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:58.840
<v Speaker 1>in life. So Carl's looking around trying to figure out

549
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:00.360
<v Speaker 1>how they're going to get the fuck off the roof

550
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>that they've been sitting in to stay out of the mess,

551
00:39:03.679 --> 00:39:06.920
<v Speaker 1>and he has to come down on a rope. Donut

552
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:09.840
<v Speaker 1>is able to get down with like no issue whatsoever,

553
00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:14.960
<v Speaker 1>and she says something like about how he needs to

554
00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:18.280
<v Speaker 1>start working on his jump ability because he doesn't have

555
00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:20.880
<v Speaker 1>any He's having to use ropes all the time. And

556
00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:24.079
<v Speaker 1>it's interesting because like, there isn't a lot in which

557
00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:27.800
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Karl is slowing them down, but this

558
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:34.719
<v Speaker 1>is a particular area where yeah, he is. I had

559
00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:37.039
<v Speaker 1>to carry the protesting Ricky Joe under my arm. I

560
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:39.679
<v Speaker 1>ended up accidentally dropping him the last ten feet, but

561
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:44.000
<v Speaker 1>he was mostly fine. Belly flopped hard onto the ground,

562
00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:47.440
<v Speaker 1>losing his weak grip on the severed arm and salamander corpse.

563
00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:51.920
<v Speaker 1>He started wailing, Oh you're fine, I called, as I

564
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:54.840
<v Speaker 1>climbed the rest of the way down. Walk it off, kid.

565
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:59.320
<v Speaker 1>His health had barely blipped the idea that this his

566
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:02.599
<v Speaker 1>arm flopping around and the dead sound like this what

567
00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:10.360
<v Speaker 1>a fucking picture. Oh my god. So there's a scream

568
00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:13.400
<v Speaker 1>and Ricky Jo says, that's me Mom. She's in labor again.

569
00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:15.360
<v Speaker 1>She's going to be really mad if I miss it.

570
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:19.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm in charge of holding her left leg. Bye, Princess

571
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Dona by Mango. I'd love that he doesn't say good

572
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:27.880
<v Speaker 1>by to Carl. This woman just being so constantly pregnant

573
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.280
<v Speaker 1>that they have like a setup for her going into labor.

574
00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:36.440
<v Speaker 1>I do not like know what to even think of this.

575
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:42.079
<v Speaker 1>Rob says to me that totally made me think Carl

576
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:48.840
<v Speaker 1>might be a marginally unreliable narrator. Oh, Rob is saying, oops,

577
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:54.119
<v Speaker 1>he slipped, Like maybe Carl dropped him on purpose. Interesting.

578
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:56.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't really think so, but I could see maybe

579
00:40:57.719 --> 00:41:03.760
<v Speaker 1>not being honest with himself about it. Perhaps. So this

580
00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:07.239
<v Speaker 1>is when we go back to the one I'm Narwhal

581
00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:10.639
<v Speaker 1>and we meet Katya, and Karl had forgotten all about Katya,

582
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:14.280
<v Speaker 1>not me. I have been eagerly awaiting meeting heckless friend.

583
00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I had been so curious how this all was going

584
00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:20.400
<v Speaker 1>to go. And it's fascinating because when he looks at her,

585
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:24.400
<v Speaker 1>the AI tells him her race is human and that

586
00:41:24.480 --> 00:41:27.360
<v Speaker 1>her class is monster truck driver. As we find out

587
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:29.800
<v Speaker 1>later that's not really her race. And so the AI

588
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:34.000
<v Speaker 1>isn't always correct or honest depending on how you want

589
00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:36.840
<v Speaker 1>to look at it, which is accurate to how actual

590
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:40.920
<v Speaker 1>AI functions everybody. I just want you all to know

591
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:46.800
<v Speaker 1>that this is an anti AI generative AI podcast. I

592
00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:51.440
<v Speaker 1>hate generative AI. It is inaccurate. It is theft. It

593
00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:56.000
<v Speaker 1>is theft of not only intellectual property and the work

594
00:41:56.039 --> 00:42:00.039
<v Speaker 1>and vision of artists. It is also literally stealing the

595
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:02.920
<v Speaker 1>out of the pipes of the poor people that they

596
00:42:02.960 --> 00:42:08.239
<v Speaker 1>inevitably build the server farms in their communities. There is

597
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:12.119
<v Speaker 1>a video that has been circulating of the families who

598
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:15.840
<v Speaker 1>are near this new server farm and they turn their

599
00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:19.920
<v Speaker 1>taps on and this tiny trickle of water comes out

600
00:42:19.960 --> 00:42:23.320
<v Speaker 1>and that's how it's been for months, and they like,

601
00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:26.519
<v Speaker 1>it's just all of the water has been diverted to

602
00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:31.960
<v Speaker 1>this fucking server farm. I cannot emphasize enough how little

603
00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:37.760
<v Speaker 1>value AI brings as opposed to the damage that it does.

604
00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:42.519
<v Speaker 1>The ratio is insane, and I just cannot believe that

605
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.840
<v Speaker 1>we are going along with it. And I can't believe

606
00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:47.320
<v Speaker 1>how impossible to escape it is, because it's literally built

607
00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:50.559
<v Speaker 1>into fucking every app now, and the fact that it

608
00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:55.719
<v Speaker 1>uses so much power for everything, even when I am

609
00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:59.320
<v Speaker 1>not trying to use it, because it's just an automatic feature.

610
00:42:59.800 --> 00:43:02.880
<v Speaker 1>So whether I like it or not, I am sometimes

611
00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:09.440
<v Speaker 1>using it. It makes me so fucking angry. I think,

612
00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:13.880
<v Speaker 1>if you use AI to like write for you, you

613
00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:17.360
<v Speaker 1>are so lazy. You are so lazy. Oh my god.

614
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:20.559
<v Speaker 1>If you're using AI to do research for you, it

615
00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:26.360
<v Speaker 1>is not accurate. AI is much less reliable than something

616
00:43:26.400 --> 00:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>like Wikipedia, which we use to make fun of people

617
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:31.840
<v Speaker 1>who used Wikipedia for research. Now AI is the thing

618
00:43:31.880 --> 00:43:34.920
<v Speaker 1>that everybody's usaying. We're just accepting that, and like there

619
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:38.280
<v Speaker 1>are actual legit jobs out there endorsing it. Are we

620
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:42.880
<v Speaker 1>fucking high? It's all around the worst idea we've ever had.

621
00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I hate everything about it. There is not a redeeming quality.

622
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:53.079
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing about the way generative AI works that I

623
00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:56.679
<v Speaker 1>think is worth the time, attention, and energy that we

624
00:43:56.719 --> 00:44:02.119
<v Speaker 1>are pouring into it. So I just wanted to say that,

625
00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:04.880
<v Speaker 1>and I stand by it, and I will always stand

626
00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:08.239
<v Speaker 1>by it. It's like one of my top issues now

627
00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:11.480
<v Speaker 1>that I'm fighting for is like abortion rights and kill

628
00:44:11.920 --> 00:44:20.360
<v Speaker 1>generative AI. So Katya, we find out eventually that she's

629
00:44:20.599 --> 00:44:30.039
<v Speaker 1>actually a shape shifter doppelganger sorry, and this means that

630
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:32.480
<v Speaker 1>she can change how she looks, but she has to

631
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:38.599
<v Speaker 1>emulate it by making herself look a certain way by concentrating,

632
00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:41.519
<v Speaker 1>and it hurts to do it, which I kind of

633
00:44:41.559 --> 00:44:45.119
<v Speaker 1>appreciate the addition of the pain, because otherwise being able

634
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:48.000
<v Speaker 1>to change around all the time is so easy that

635
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:51.559
<v Speaker 1>it can be kind of abused in terms of the plot.

636
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:56.079
<v Speaker 1>So adding a layer of difficulty there I think is

637
00:44:56.159 --> 00:44:58.840
<v Speaker 1>really necessary to keep somebody from being kind of overpowered.

638
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:09.000
<v Speaker 1>And she's only level nine, which Karl is really hesitant

639
00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:12.800
<v Speaker 1>to bring her into the fold because it feels like

640
00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:16.480
<v Speaker 1>she's going to significantly hold them back, which I understand,

641
00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:20.280
<v Speaker 1>but also they've been dealing with these shambling things and

642
00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:23.559
<v Speaker 1>it seems like kind of an XP farm, and maybe

643
00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:25.480
<v Speaker 1>just go there with her and you'll be able to

644
00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:30.119
<v Speaker 1>deal with some you know, she doesn't gain the non

645
00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:33.199
<v Speaker 1>physical abilities of the shape, she just looks like it.

646
00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:35.760
<v Speaker 1>The problem for Maskatchia here is she can't just say,

647
00:45:35.760 --> 00:45:38.400
<v Speaker 1>make me into a human. She has to shape it herself,

648
00:45:38.960 --> 00:45:43.280
<v Speaker 1>and it hurts. She has to mentally chisel her appearance herself,

649
00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:47.840
<v Speaker 1>and since she isn't yet a master sculptor. So this

650
00:45:47.880 --> 00:45:50.320
<v Speaker 1>is something that I think is so fascinating because the

651
00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:55.199
<v Speaker 1>ability to like completely control what I look like. I

652
00:45:55.280 --> 00:45:57.800
<v Speaker 1>love this idea. It's something that I think a lot

653
00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:00.599
<v Speaker 1>of people deal with with just straight up to morphia.

654
00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:04.320
<v Speaker 1>And you know, the way that plastic surgery has gotten

655
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.719
<v Speaker 1>to be like a little bit out of hand. A

656
00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:08.760
<v Speaker 1>lot of us really wish that we had control over

657
00:46:08.800 --> 00:46:13.159
<v Speaker 1>how we looked. And I think considering how plastic surgery works.

658
00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:16.639
<v Speaker 1>People seem willing to deal with pain in order to

659
00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:24.719
<v Speaker 1>get the look they want, so so let's see. He

660
00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:28.599
<v Speaker 1>gives her a shard of mirror as well, because she

661
00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:32.000
<v Speaker 1>hasn't been able to find one, and once she sees herself,

662
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:34.320
<v Speaker 1>she's able to adjust some things pretty quickly to make

663
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:38.800
<v Speaker 1>herself look a little bit more human. Mordecai says, the

664
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:41.400
<v Speaker 1>monster truck class. It's an Earth version of the staunch

665
00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:46.239
<v Speaker 1>barrier class mixed with a jouster class. It's a relatively

666
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:49.880
<v Speaker 1>common combined class called a juggernaut. In other words, she's

667
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:53.800
<v Speaker 1>a straight up tank that gets an increasingly massive constitution

668
00:46:53.960 --> 00:46:56.920
<v Speaker 1>bonus the faster she's moving, and based on her current

669
00:46:56.920 --> 00:47:00.679
<v Speaker 1>constitution while she's standing still, she is quite the house.

670
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:06.000
<v Speaker 1>And he then in chat says, what's the catch, and

671
00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:11.599
<v Speaker 1>Mordecai says, massive constitution and good dexterity. She sucks at

672
00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:16.679
<v Speaker 1>everything else, especially strength, which seems counterintuitive. She's not a

673
00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:19.599
<v Speaker 1>fighter and her level is low, so despite your ability

674
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:22.159
<v Speaker 1>to absorb a lot of physical and magical damage, she

675
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:25.960
<v Speaker 1>is far behind the curve. I once found an indestructible

676
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:29.000
<v Speaker 1>wombat thing on the eighth floor. The Monster could absorb

677
00:47:29.039 --> 00:47:32.800
<v Speaker 1>a direct hit to the face with a celestial warhammer,

678
00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:36.239
<v Speaker 1>but they were small and weak, so instead we just

679
00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:39.039
<v Speaker 1>picked them up and dunked them headfirst into buckets of water.

680
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:49.199
<v Speaker 1>They quickly drowned. Jesus Mordecai, Yeah, it is kind of grim.

681
00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:53.239
<v Speaker 1>My point is the strongest, most indestructible wall in the world.

682
00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that tough if you can pick it up and

683
00:47:55.440 --> 00:47:58.519
<v Speaker 1>toss it aside? It's just like with your shelf plan

684
00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:03.960
<v Speaker 1>later tonight, which that's a little hint for us. So

685
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I am very interested in, you know, her being part

686
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:13.199
<v Speaker 1>of their party. I'm into this. I think we can

687
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:16.960
<v Speaker 1>level her up. I think we can figure it out.

688
00:48:18.039 --> 00:48:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm just imagining, like, granted, if you can pick her

689
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:23.519
<v Speaker 1>up and toss her, but put her somewhere that they

690
00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:25.719
<v Speaker 1>can't reach her, have her like stand in front of

691
00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:28.639
<v Speaker 1>you to take damage while Carl chucks bombs out from

692
00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:31.519
<v Speaker 1>behind her. I think that's a pretty winning combo. I

693
00:48:31.760 --> 00:48:39.320
<v Speaker 1>don't know. And let's see. We spent the next few

694
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:41.719
<v Speaker 1>minutes getting her to join our party. And she has

695
00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:50.079
<v Speaker 1>strength eleven, intelligence eight, constitution fifty one, dexterity thirty, charisma eight.

696
00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:52.280
<v Speaker 1>And it turns out she's got all kinds of like

697
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:56.800
<v Speaker 1>items and buffs to her constitution, which Carl is particularly

698
00:48:56.840 --> 00:49:02.639
<v Speaker 1>interested in because his is not high enough. And let's see,

699
00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:05.199
<v Speaker 1>I also have something called pathfinder which helps me find

700
00:49:05.239 --> 00:49:08.119
<v Speaker 1>stairwells really easily, which is something that Mordecai had said

701
00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:10.199
<v Speaker 1>earlier that they should try and get if they can.

702
00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 1>And she mentions being good at fixing engines because of

703
00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:20.199
<v Speaker 1>the earth hobby potion. So she's now a gearhead, very handy.

704
00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Love this. And she was an art teacher, which Karl

705
00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:29.559
<v Speaker 1>tries to be like an art teacher and you sculpt

706
00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:32.840
<v Speaker 1>that shitty. All art is different, Carl. Maybe she was

707
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:36.599
<v Speaker 1>a great painter. Okay, maybe she made jewelry. You don't know,

708
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:46.000
<v Speaker 1>stop it, stop judging her. So Princess Donut versus CSI

709
00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:53.480
<v Speaker 1>and Gustavo three, turns out somebody had zeroed in on

710
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:59.159
<v Speaker 1>Donut when she was talking shit about the Rottweilers, and

711
00:49:59.280 --> 00:50:04.239
<v Speaker 1>now pople are trying to get them versus one another,

712
00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:08.360
<v Speaker 1>which obviously later on Carl is like, well, we just

713
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:12.559
<v Speaker 1>have to avoid Lucy Amar and then it's quickly clear

714
00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:16.320
<v Speaker 1>to him, Oh, this has gotten enough attention. They are

715
00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:19.719
<v Speaker 1>going to make us face off. There is absolutely no

716
00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:22.320
<v Speaker 1>way that we're going to avoid each other. They're going

717
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:29.360
<v Speaker 1>to make it happen. She says. Every moment spent not

718
00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:33.239
<v Speaker 1>gaining experience is a waste of time. I will find

719
00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.000
<v Speaker 1>this donut in the dungeon where her death will be forever.

720
00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:39.719
<v Speaker 1>Ceci and Gus will tear this putta apart, and then

721
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:42.599
<v Speaker 1>I will rip Carl to pieces and take all of

722
00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:48.280
<v Speaker 1>his shiny toys. This bitch is scary. I am very excited.

723
00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:51.679
<v Speaker 1>I do. I don't want to face She's very scary,

724
00:50:51.880 --> 00:50:53.960
<v Speaker 1>but also I kind of do. I just want to know,

725
00:50:54.360 --> 00:50:59.119
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying, Like, I just so, Yeah,

726
00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:02.320
<v Speaker 1>it won't happen. It won't be until after the third

727
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:06.800
<v Speaker 1>round of sponsorships so on, or after the sixth. Does

728
00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:09.639
<v Speaker 1>that mean they'll go easy on us till then? Maybe,

729
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:13.519
<v Speaker 1>but probably not. Whatever happened to them trying to kill

730
00:51:13.559 --> 00:51:16.199
<v Speaker 1>us off early, they're still trying to end as early

731
00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:18.920
<v Speaker 1>as possible. But they need money, so you high performers

732
00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:21.480
<v Speaker 1>are going to be treated differently. All of this ties

733
00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:22.920
<v Speaker 1>in with what I need to talk to you about.

734
00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Boring is warning shopkeepers and pub owners to be extra

735
00:51:25.840 --> 00:51:29.639
<v Speaker 1>careful not to anger crawlers. It doesn't explicitly say this,

736
00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:31.719
<v Speaker 1>but some of you guys are getting much stronger than

737
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:37.719
<v Speaker 1>you should. The Desperado Club is proof loop boxes are

738
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:40.599
<v Speaker 1>controlled by the AI, and it's attempting to compensate for

739
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:44.199
<v Speaker 1>the time limits. Is that why you didn't have a

740
00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:47.079
<v Speaker 1>fit when we decided to take on this quest, you

741
00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:49.880
<v Speaker 1>were already snagged in the net It happens. I could

742
00:51:49.880 --> 00:51:51.400
<v Speaker 1>tell this was a good one from the get go.

743
00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:54.519
<v Speaker 1>Usually you just have to bring something from point A

744
00:51:54.599 --> 00:51:56.440
<v Speaker 1>to point B and it's done, or you have to

745
00:51:56.519 --> 00:51:59.840
<v Speaker 1>kill someone. Now you should get a couple hours sleep.

746
00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:07.079
<v Speaker 1>He mentions about what's her face? Try to keep her alive,

747
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:09.079
<v Speaker 1>but if she does die, make sure you get those

748
00:52:09.119 --> 00:52:16.119
<v Speaker 1>rings off her finger. Damn. So they have to go

749
00:52:16.199 --> 00:52:20.719
<v Speaker 1>break into the magistrate's place. The alley contained a group

750
00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:25.079
<v Speaker 1>of a level fourteen monsters called shadow Leaks. They were

751
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:31.039
<v Speaker 1>smoke like ghost like smoke like ghost class mobs that

752
00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:33.519
<v Speaker 1>swarmed us as we approached the side of the building,

753
00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:39.880
<v Speaker 1>and they're able to deal with these fairly easily. Mongo

754
00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:43.760
<v Speaker 1>gets bigger as he hits level thirteen. He'd gone from

755
00:52:43.840 --> 00:52:48.960
<v Speaker 1>dog size to pony sized, just like that donut leaped

756
00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:50.880
<v Speaker 1>from my shoulders to the back of Mango to see

757
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:53.679
<v Speaker 1>if she could ride him, but the dinosaur got so

758
00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:56.920
<v Speaker 1>excited he started jumping up and down, tossing doughnut away.

759
00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:00.199
<v Speaker 1>She poofed all her hair out in anger and return

760
00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:03.719
<v Speaker 1>to my shoulder. We'll work on that, leader, she mumbled.

761
00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I am deeply looking forward to this, I really really am.

762
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I kind of want Carl to be able to ride Mongo.

763
00:53:11.559 --> 00:53:15.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie, but I'm okay with with just

764
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:22.880
<v Speaker 1>donut from now. So the what Carl had done with

765
00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:25.280
<v Speaker 1>the shelves that I had noticed and was sort of like,

766
00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:28.559
<v Speaker 1>is there a camera? It's explosives. I don't know how

767
00:53:28.559 --> 00:53:30.639
<v Speaker 1>it didn't occur to me that's this whole fucking thing.

768
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:33.280
<v Speaker 1>If he's planting something, I should assume it's explosive, like

769
00:53:33.480 --> 00:53:40.599
<v Speaker 1>every time, I really should. So what they're doing, it's

770
00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:47.519
<v Speaker 1>like they there had been this moment earlier where him

771
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:51.880
<v Speaker 1>and Mordecai talk over the fact that, like when we

772
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:57.480
<v Speaker 1>were saying, we're going to make whoever's killing these women pay,

773
00:53:57.679 --> 00:54:01.599
<v Speaker 1>they hurt us somehow, and what's that? Which I have

774
00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:04.920
<v Speaker 1>just been taking it so for granted that everything they

775
00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:07.880
<v Speaker 1>say and do is on camera that it didn't really

776
00:54:08.679 --> 00:54:12.559
<v Speaker 1>bother me that whoever this was was able to see

777
00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:15.559
<v Speaker 1>or like at least hear them. But it didn't occur

778
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:19.920
<v Speaker 1>to me that, like in game, that isn't how it works.

779
00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:24.800
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't even ask this question. But as we

780
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:28.440
<v Speaker 1>find out later that mysterious letter, that's what it does.

781
00:54:29.519 --> 00:54:32.320
<v Speaker 1>So they have to pull the letter out and like

782
00:54:32.599 --> 00:54:36.000
<v Speaker 1>talk around it with their plan to set up whoever

783
00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:39.440
<v Speaker 1>it is that they're trying to trick into this trap.

784
00:54:42.480 --> 00:54:48.800
<v Speaker 1>So they, let's see, blow up the thing. I'm trying

785
00:54:48.800 --> 00:54:53.559
<v Speaker 1>to find the spot here where they donut quickly cast

786
00:54:53.599 --> 00:54:56.519
<v Speaker 1>clockwork triplicate on the dinosaur and pulled the original mango

787
00:54:56.639 --> 00:54:59.119
<v Speaker 1>back into his carrier. We need even get in a minute,

788
00:54:59.159 --> 00:55:03.800
<v Speaker 1>but not right now. And I pulled the hobgoblin smoke

789
00:55:03.840 --> 00:55:07.920
<v Speaker 1>curtain into my ystera she stera, I think is the

790
00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:10.559
<v Speaker 1>way you pronounced this, if I remember, and tossed it

791
00:55:10.599 --> 00:55:13.559
<v Speaker 1>onto the opposite roof. I then lit a second and

792
00:55:13.599 --> 00:55:17.000
<v Speaker 1>wedged it into a roof tile at our feet. We're

793
00:55:17.079 --> 00:55:20.119
<v Speaker 1>jumping on the roof now, I said. I crumpled up

794
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:22.679
<v Speaker 1>the letter and tossed it up in the air. One

795
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:25.639
<v Speaker 1>of the mangos grabbed it and swallowed it whole, which

796
00:55:25.679 --> 00:55:28.599
<v Speaker 1>I really am curious what effect that has on anything,

797
00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:32.239
<v Speaker 1>because the mongo is only that one isn't real, like

798
00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:36.199
<v Speaker 1>what does it do? And they are able to jump

799
00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:40.119
<v Speaker 1>all the way across the alley and up a whole story,

800
00:55:40.599 --> 00:55:45.000
<v Speaker 1>which he had not anticipated being successful, but evidently donut

801
00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:51.440
<v Speaker 1>have faith in them. So let's see, I'm trying to

802
00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:54.559
<v Speaker 1>find the spot. I pulled the Hobgoblin Puss and jammed

803
00:55:54.599 --> 00:55:56.960
<v Speaker 1>on the detonator. A clockwork mongo how'l filled the air

804
00:55:56.960 --> 00:56:01.239
<v Speaker 1>in the moment before night turned. Today they blow up

805
00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:08.000
<v Speaker 1>the place, but their quest isn't complete, and this is

806
00:56:08.039 --> 00:56:10.760
<v Speaker 1>giving him a very bad feeling. Understandably, we've all been

807
00:56:10.760 --> 00:56:13.599
<v Speaker 1>here where we have a quest, we think we've done

808
00:56:13.639 --> 00:56:18.599
<v Speaker 1>the thing, nothing happens and we're like, oh, it's not over, which,

809
00:56:18.639 --> 00:56:20.639
<v Speaker 1>considering this is only going to get them a silver box,

810
00:56:20.679 --> 00:56:26.079
<v Speaker 1>really does seem kind of unfair. Your title has changed.

811
00:56:26.320 --> 00:56:31.119
<v Speaker 1>This change will revert upon collapse of the floor. I

812
00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:34.480
<v Speaker 1>had jumped up two levels to twenty one. Doughnut had

813
00:56:34.559 --> 00:56:40.119
<v Speaker 1>jumped two levels to nineteen. Let's see, I'm trying to

814
00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:44.239
<v Speaker 1>find the spot. New achievement assassin. You have killed a

815
00:56:44.440 --> 00:56:49.960
<v Speaker 1>ranking NPC town official. You have received a Bronze Assassin's

816
00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:54.639
<v Speaker 1>box and there's ultimate extreme power. You've received a Platinum

817
00:56:54.679 --> 00:56:58.199
<v Speaker 1>Tyrants box. You have also gained control of the Medium

818
00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:03.519
<v Speaker 1>Skyfall Settlement. Good life, Magistrate. I never saw that coming

819
00:57:03.559 --> 00:57:07.960
<v Speaker 1>and this will be interesting. Cock Block. You have assassinated

820
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:12.920
<v Speaker 1>an NPC whose existence was required to complete another crawler's quest,

821
00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:17.920
<v Speaker 1>which was Miss Quill, so we know for sure she

822
00:57:18.119 --> 00:57:23.519
<v Speaker 1>is dead. I can you imagine you guys playing this

823
00:57:23.639 --> 00:57:26.480
<v Speaker 1>game and somebody else fucking your quest up in this way?

824
00:57:26.599 --> 00:57:34.559
<v Speaker 1>I would be nivid. I would be so mad. So yeah,

825
00:57:34.599 --> 00:57:38.519
<v Speaker 1>his name change is Magistrate Carl of Medium Skyfall Settlement.

826
00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:46.280
<v Speaker 1>So we'll see how this works out. I think we

827
00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:49.519
<v Speaker 1>screwed up. Magistrate Featherfall is dead, but the quest is

828
00:57:49.559 --> 00:57:51.800
<v Speaker 1>still there. That means he wasn't the head bad guy,

829
00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:54.760
<v Speaker 1>and it looks like Miss Quill wasn't either, So now

830
00:57:54.760 --> 00:57:56.840
<v Speaker 1>they have to go in there and figure out what

831
00:57:56.920 --> 00:58:02.119
<v Speaker 1>the hell is going on. And they go into this

832
00:58:02.519 --> 00:58:08.760
<v Speaker 1>building that is like starting to fall, and I love

833
00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:11.039
<v Speaker 1>when he runs into a couple eagles and he says

834
00:58:11.039 --> 00:58:14.599
<v Speaker 1>that he's the magistrate. I wasn't certain how this sort

835
00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:17.239
<v Speaker 1>of thing worked. If they'd recognize my authority or not.

836
00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:20.880
<v Speaker 1>If this were the real world, they'd say, fuck off,

837
00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:24.360
<v Speaker 1>your crazy assholes. The skyfall called down to me, go

838
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:26.920
<v Speaker 1>back to the Desperado or wherever you came from. You

839
00:58:26.920 --> 00:58:30.239
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be up here. I really enjoyed that. I thought

840
00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:35.159
<v Speaker 1>that was very well done, that little overlap there. So

841
00:58:36.360 --> 00:58:40.119
<v Speaker 1>they get inside and I'm running out of time here,

842
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:41.679
<v Speaker 1>so I have to kind of speed up this part,

843
00:58:41.719 --> 00:58:44.840
<v Speaker 1>but I promise I will be more than likely bringing

844
00:58:44.840 --> 00:58:47.559
<v Speaker 1>it up next episode again because this is a big deal.

845
00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:56.519
<v Speaker 1>They come into this room where there are tons of

846
00:58:56.920 --> 00:59:01.559
<v Speaker 1>women's corpses hanging all over the place in different levels

847
00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:07.840
<v Speaker 1>of dissemblement. So the word I want there are like

848
00:59:08.599 --> 00:59:12.920
<v Speaker 1>they are cross us. So they're in pieces because of

849
00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:18.440
<v Speaker 1>how that works. And then there's the magistrate who's in

850
00:59:18.480 --> 00:59:22.199
<v Speaker 1>this weird sort of dream catcher hanging upside down, pinned

851
00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:27.679
<v Speaker 1>into place. How did we get credit for killing that

852
00:59:27.679 --> 00:59:29.400
<v Speaker 1>guy when he was like this? He looks like he's

853
00:59:29.400 --> 00:59:33.119
<v Speaker 1>been dead a long time. I don't know. There was

854
00:59:33.159 --> 00:59:37.039
<v Speaker 1>a nest of CROSSU the original descriptions had to truly

855
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:39.679
<v Speaker 1>kill them when had to find their bodies and destroy them.

856
00:59:40.119 --> 00:59:43.000
<v Speaker 1>The ones without heads were I assumed out and about

857
00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:45.440
<v Speaker 1>in the town. But if that was the case, why

858
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:48.000
<v Speaker 1>do they appear as corpses on the map? And this

859
00:59:48.039 --> 00:59:52.000
<v Speaker 1>is when he's realizing that the AI isn't accurate. It's

860
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:54.599
<v Speaker 1>saying that they're corpses, but they might not actually be

861
00:59:55.320 --> 01:00:03.880
<v Speaker 1>really dead corpses. So there is a point where one

862
01:00:03.920 --> 01:00:06.800
<v Speaker 1>of them wakes up. I'm trying to find the exact

863
01:00:06.840 --> 01:00:11.679
<v Speaker 1>spot where this whole he uh. He reaches out to

864
01:00:11.719 --> 01:00:15.519
<v Speaker 1>Mordecai for some advice. Here, spells in your menu and

865
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:18.559
<v Speaker 1>scrolls won't cast if you're in a muted zone. Everything else,

866
01:00:18.559 --> 01:00:21.599
<v Speaker 1>including magical items, potions, and spells you've already cast, will

867
01:00:21.639 --> 01:00:30.159
<v Speaker 1>still work. So they sick Mongo on one of the elves.

868
01:00:31.320 --> 01:00:33.760
<v Speaker 1>He chomped down on the dark ELF's head. The barely

869
01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:37.760
<v Speaker 1>detached head caved in under Mongo's alarmingly powerful bite. The

870
01:00:37.880 --> 01:00:40.599
<v Speaker 1>head slopped to the ground, followed by a rush of

871
01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:43.199
<v Speaker 1>organs and blood, as if her neck was a drain

872
01:00:43.320 --> 01:00:46.719
<v Speaker 1>that had just been unclogged. The purple swirls of magic

873
01:00:46.840 --> 01:00:50.719
<v Speaker 1>blinked off, The purple aura around the others blinked out.

874
01:00:51.199 --> 01:00:54.079
<v Speaker 1>The hair on the back of my neck stood on end.

875
01:00:55.599 --> 01:01:01.639
<v Speaker 1>So all of these beings start to rise, and Mango,

876
01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:04.079
<v Speaker 1>of course, because he do what he do, is trying

877
01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:08.079
<v Speaker 1>to attack all of them, and as they begin waking up,

878
01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:13.519
<v Speaker 1>he yells out, go along, and she takes a minute

879
01:01:13.559 --> 01:01:15.039
<v Speaker 1>to get what he means. But this is one of

880
01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:18.679
<v Speaker 1>their little plays. I'm not going to get into all

881
01:01:18.719 --> 01:01:22.880
<v Speaker 1>of this again because of time. But they pushed through

882
01:01:22.920 --> 01:01:27.400
<v Speaker 1>the corpses as I yanked the fireball or custard lotto

883
01:01:27.480 --> 01:01:33.320
<v Speaker 1>ticket from my inventory, and he gets fireball. The eggs

884
01:01:33.360 --> 01:01:35.559
<v Speaker 1>shaped ball of fire leaped out of my hand and

885
01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:39.159
<v Speaker 1>rocketed toward the doorway to the bedroom. The flaming projectile

886
01:01:39.239 --> 01:01:42.159
<v Speaker 1>was the size of an opened umbrella. It didn't move

887
01:01:42.199 --> 01:01:44.519
<v Speaker 1>as quickly as one of Donut's magic missiles, but that

888
01:01:44.559 --> 01:01:49.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't matter. The entire building rocked again, the floor buckled.

889
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:52.679
<v Speaker 1>Did we get them all? I think so, but we

890
01:01:53.239 --> 01:01:57.079
<v Speaker 1>fried whatever loot Featherfall had. So they go back into

891
01:01:57.599 --> 01:02:03.119
<v Speaker 1>the room and there is a woman who's flickering. Her

892
01:02:03.360 --> 01:02:07.480
<v Speaker 1>dot is going from red to white, or from an

893
01:02:07.519 --> 01:02:10.880
<v Speaker 1>ex to white to a red dot. It's like cycling through.

894
01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:14.880
<v Speaker 1>And it's Burgundy, who they had run into when they

895
01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:18.480
<v Speaker 1>were getting to when they were trying to see the magistrate.

896
01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:24.000
<v Speaker 1>The first time she works at the mall, and first

897
01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:25.880
<v Speaker 1>of all, she is like, I want to be clear.

898
01:02:25.960 --> 01:02:27.760
<v Speaker 1>You guys need to kill me because this is a

899
01:02:27.840 --> 01:02:29.559
<v Speaker 1>curse and I do not want to be like this,

900
01:02:30.360 --> 01:02:35.639
<v Speaker 1>And she explains that she was brought here by the elves.

901
01:02:36.039 --> 01:02:37.880
<v Speaker 1>I worked in another settlement, but they told me I

902
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:40.079
<v Speaker 1>could get a job at the Desperado Club, and they

903
01:02:40.119 --> 01:02:44.039
<v Speaker 1>talked me into coming. Everyone knows if you work in

904
01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:47.199
<v Speaker 1>the club, there's a chance you can descend. I could

905
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:49.960
<v Speaker 1>go to the hunting grounds and then maybe even deeper

906
01:02:50.039 --> 01:02:54.960
<v Speaker 1>where it's safe. This is just the fucking chant, right.

907
01:02:55.840 --> 01:02:58.159
<v Speaker 1>All anybody can talk about is trying to get deeper

908
01:02:58.440 --> 01:03:01.079
<v Speaker 1>where it's safe. That's all anybody fucking wants is to

909
01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:03.280
<v Speaker 1>just not be somewhere where they're under attack all the time.

910
01:03:03.639 --> 01:03:05.880
<v Speaker 1>It's really not all that much to ask, one would think.

911
01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:16.519
<v Speaker 1>So let's see, she says, Uh, Featherfall wasn't the one

912
01:03:16.519 --> 01:03:19.079
<v Speaker 1>who did this. He's been here the whole time, hanging

913
01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:22.679
<v Speaker 1>on that thing. His body was turned into a dark

914
01:03:22.719 --> 01:03:26.199
<v Speaker 1>fetish to keep our bodies safe at night. Miss Quill's

915
01:03:26.239 --> 01:03:28.159
<v Speaker 1>the one who's been running the city the whole time.

916
01:03:28.360 --> 01:03:32.679
<v Speaker 1>She's the real magistrate, which Carl is sort of like, okay,

917
01:03:32.719 --> 01:03:36.440
<v Speaker 1>good at least killing her did something because I thought

918
01:03:36.480 --> 01:03:41.840
<v Speaker 1>she was maybe totally innocent. The quest didn't tell us

919
01:03:41.840 --> 01:03:44.280
<v Speaker 1>to save the women or kill who was responsible. We

920
01:03:44.360 --> 01:03:46.159
<v Speaker 1>just needed to find out what was going on. And

921
01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:51.519
<v Speaker 1>we were almost there and Burgundy goes on. Miss Quill

922
01:03:51.679 --> 01:03:54.039
<v Speaker 1>came and got us. She asked us so many questions.

923
01:03:54.119 --> 01:03:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know why. At the time, I thought she

924
01:03:55.880 --> 01:03:57.679
<v Speaker 1>was going to take me to the club and staid

925
01:03:57.719 --> 01:04:01.360
<v Speaker 1>she brought me to him, to her husband. He's in

926
01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:04.440
<v Speaker 1>another place across the street where the swordsman guards stay

927
01:04:04.440 --> 01:04:07.079
<v Speaker 1>in the evening. The guards don't know he's there, or

928
01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:11.159
<v Speaker 1>they don't care. They can't look up, which is wild.

929
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:13.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why, but that detail got to me

930
01:04:13.679 --> 01:04:18.679
<v Speaker 1>so bad. He's named Remix and he's casting a big spell.

931
01:04:18.840 --> 01:04:23.239
<v Speaker 1>He's not alive or dead, he's something in between. What

932
01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:26.559
<v Speaker 1>does that have to do with you, guys? And she's

933
01:04:27.119 --> 01:04:29.360
<v Speaker 1>saying during the day we live and work in the building,

934
01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:34.119
<v Speaker 1>and at night were his private army. Every time a

935
01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:36.679
<v Speaker 1>new skyfowel or chickadee comes into one of the shops,

936
01:04:36.679 --> 01:04:38.920
<v Speaker 1>where to pluck a feather. I don't know why we

937
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:42.400
<v Speaker 1>give them to miss Quill. As to the women, they

938
01:04:42.400 --> 01:04:45.159
<v Speaker 1>are those whose sins aren't enough. They are women who

939
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:48.159
<v Speaker 1>have come to work at the Desperado. But when they

940
01:04:48.199 --> 01:04:51.039
<v Speaker 1>are brought to Remis, when he twists them, when their

941
01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:54.000
<v Speaker 1>heads sometimes fly from their bodies, they do not always

942
01:04:54.039 --> 01:04:57.559
<v Speaker 1>turn into crossu. It's not a perfect thing. Sometimes they

943
01:04:57.599 --> 01:05:01.360
<v Speaker 1>simply die. When this happens, us to feed upon them.

944
01:05:01.880 --> 01:05:04.039
<v Speaker 1>Then one of his avatars picks them up and drops

945
01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:06.480
<v Speaker 1>them in the alleys. Mss Quill says, they have to

946
01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:10.320
<v Speaker 1>drop them within a few blocks of his lair. He

947
01:05:10.400 --> 01:05:13.079
<v Speaker 1>controls the avatars as if they are his own limbs,

948
01:05:13.119 --> 01:05:17.280
<v Speaker 1>but they can't go far. Are the other skyfall I

949
01:05:17.320 --> 01:05:20.719
<v Speaker 1>don't understand. And the room starts to slip, and she

950
01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:23.320
<v Speaker 1>yells for them to kill her, and Donut kills her

951
01:05:23.320 --> 01:05:25.800
<v Speaker 1>with a magic missile and that's the end of the chapter.

952
01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:32.119
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Michael says, I hate how her story is

953
01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:35.199
<v Speaker 1>pulled directly from real life people sex trafficking women by

954
01:05:35.239 --> 01:05:39.760
<v Speaker 1>lying to them what they're traveling for the way that

955
01:05:39.800 --> 01:05:42.000
<v Speaker 1>sex trafficking works. It's so funny, guys, because there are

956
01:05:42.039 --> 01:05:46.519
<v Speaker 1>all these you know, weirdo Facebook posts and emails that

957
01:05:47.239 --> 01:05:49.559
<v Speaker 1>old white ladies like to send to each other about

958
01:05:49.599 --> 01:05:51.960
<v Speaker 1>like what to look out for that you might get snatched.

959
01:05:52.840 --> 01:05:55.519
<v Speaker 1>That's not how they do things. They go after people

960
01:05:55.639 --> 01:05:58.559
<v Speaker 1>that don't have family. They lie and make up stories

961
01:05:58.599 --> 01:06:01.079
<v Speaker 1>about the great life you're about out to have. They

962
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:06.679
<v Speaker 1>pick up hit like hitchhikers or unhoused people. They're not

963
01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:12.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna go after the thirty two year old mom of

964
01:06:12.199 --> 01:06:15.760
<v Speaker 1>three getting into her suv at the fucking mini mall.

965
01:06:15.920 --> 01:06:23.039
<v Speaker 1>Like that's not how that works. But anyway, yeah, this, Uh,

966
01:06:23.079 --> 01:06:24.760
<v Speaker 1>I am out over time, so I really do have

967
01:06:24.800 --> 01:06:27.400
<v Speaker 1>to wrap, but I'm excited to see what this book,

968
01:06:27.599 --> 01:06:31.519
<v Speaker 1>how it wraps up, So we'll see, all right, everybody,

969
01:06:31.800 --> 01:07:05.239
<v Speaker 1>until next time to thelue motherfuckers. That was an Unspoiled

970
01:07:05.320 --> 01:07:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Network podcast
