Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
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Speaker 1: We're gonna get rain.
Speaker 2: Rain.
Speaker 3: No one's going to crack the bed that I know of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could roll in as early as tonight, guys,
Speaker 1: and it's going to stay through tomorrow morning. It's it's
Speaker 1: not going to be a lot less than one half
Speaker 1: of an inch of running.
Speaker 3: That's smell.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1: Thousand Oaks, Santa Clarita, l A Ronando Beach covenas a
Speaker 1: Samper and a Dino Orange riverside below one point five inches,
Speaker 1: So really just a sprinkle.
Speaker 3: Going to get sick. We're going to get kids stuff FLA. Thanks.
Speaker 3: I am just planking it because it's fun. That is
Speaker 3: as funny. Going to get is a big bever the
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Speaker 3: to free not only Los Angeles, yep, but in the
Speaker 3: Western United States.
Speaker 5: Say it would your test bread from kf I am
Speaker 5: six damn right for it, Jerry and.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: The other story that is going on is did you
Speaker 6: see the video of those kids on bikes looting the
Speaker 6: Ralphs awful and then throwing stuff at a gay couple
Speaker 6: as they got into their car.
Speaker 4: I didn't know they were a gay couple.
Speaker 3: Yes, yep.
Speaker 6: One hundred and seventeen million gallon reservoir in the Where
Speaker 6: was that? Where did that happen? I had the I
Speaker 6: have LA, but I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh. Vermont and Adams near usc Okay.
Speaker 6: One hundred and seventeen million gallon reservoir and the palisade
Speaker 6: still out of service. This is one that was supposed
Speaker 6: to be holding water for the last year or so
Speaker 6: and it's been out of service because of in the lining.
Speaker 6: Apparently they've replaced the lining, but they've also found new taars,
Speaker 6: new pinhole style punctures in the top of it, so
Speaker 6: they're going to have to replace that whole thing before
Speaker 6: it's up and running.
Speaker 1: Update on Elijah Arenus USC recruit of course, son of Gilbert.
Speaker 1: This is one of those awful teenage crashes. This was
Speaker 1: a cyber truck crash in Los Angeles. He was in
Speaker 1: a coma but has since shown significant signs of progress.
Speaker 1: He's still intubated, but was able to open his eyes
Speaker 1: right on a piece of paper that he remembered the
Speaker 1: smoke and asked if anyone got hurt. We don't know
Speaker 1: the circumstances of the crash. It happened in the middle
Speaker 1: of the nineties, eighteen. I know nobody else was hurt.
Speaker 1: I believe it was just a single truck crash.
Speaker 6: Six point three magnitude quake hit the Pacific Ocean right
Speaker 6: off of Ecuador, shook the northern part of that country. Today,
Speaker 6: centered about thirteen miles offshore near the city of Esma
Speaker 6: reld Us.
Speaker 1: I was at the store last night and I heard
Speaker 1: the beeping going off, and I thought, oh s, And
Speaker 1: then I was like, I'm in a market. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: that's going to brock the shelves. It was a good
Speaker 1: old ambur aller. Oh that is funny because I thought
Speaker 1: about that the other day. What different reaction we would
Speaker 1: have if we weren't sitting here when we did get
Speaker 1: that earthquake alert.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: These desks make me much braver than I am in
Speaker 1: real life. Well, I mean because I feel like I
Speaker 1: have some sort of responsibility. I think it goes back
Speaker 1: to anchoring and just like you're gonna have to tell
Speaker 1: people what's going on.
Speaker 3: You can't. There's no time to be like oo go.
Speaker 1: You have to just be a logical person and just
Speaker 1: say we're having an earthquake and that's what's happening.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: You can't be hysterical.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be. You shouldn't be. You might be, but
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: After two weekends of Coachella, we have a weekend of
Speaker 6: Stage Coach with a very strange lineup. Among other things,
Speaker 6: Paris Hilton will be djaying in Diplow's She's done that
Speaker 6: for years. Mumford and Sons just added to the fun
Speaker 6: for today. T Payne will be on the same stage
Speaker 6: as Mumford and Sons. Late tonight, Luke Brian will take
Speaker 6: to the main stage m an E they call it
Speaker 6: Maine Stage. Get it like our horses or Allions Tonight,
Speaker 6: Jelly Roll Luke Combs among others, Jelly Roll tomorrow, Luke
Speaker 6: Combs on Sunday.
Speaker 1: And fact I'm tired just thinking about it, staying up
Speaker 1: that late. Yeah, something a lot of energy.
Speaker 3: Our entertainment report and what you learned this week.
Speaker 8: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 8: AM six forty.
Speaker 3: Hey Gary, Hey, Shannon John in Connecticut. Hey John, you
Speaker 3: know what I learned this week on your show is
Speaker 3: that people are jerks.
Speaker 2: Yes, well the jerk who said that Shannon is the
Speaker 2: pos Shannon, You're awesome.
Speaker 8: That's why I listened to the show.
Speaker 2: You were the girl that my girlfriend was jealous of
Speaker 2: because we were friends in college.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 9: And you're hilarious.
Speaker 2: You're funny.
Speaker 3: And Garrett you're pretty good too. Thank you. Have a
Speaker 3: good weekend. Oh, thank you. We will do We were
Speaker 3: we actually friends in college.
Speaker 6: I don't know he moved to Connecticut to get away
Speaker 6: from you if you were. Heather Rooker joins us to
Speaker 6: talk about the world of entertainment. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Heather, Hi, friend, Hello friends.
Speaker 10: I am so excited because Wow, Ben Affleck is back
Speaker 10: this weekend for The Accountant Too. Have you guys been
Speaker 10: clamoring to see this? He says, the fans demanded another accountant.
Speaker 1: I didn't see Accountant one. I'm not pooh pooing it.
Speaker 1: It just wasn't in my purview.
Speaker 3: Did I loved it? You did your My husband said
Speaker 3: it was really good too.
Speaker 10: So apparently enough people said that and Ben Affleck was like,
Speaker 10: I got you Accountant two opening this weekend, but it's
Speaker 10: not expected to beat out Sinners. Sinners is still doing
Speaker 10: really well at the box office, and rightly so.
Speaker 3: It is an original script. It is terrifying.
Speaker 10: It's also very unusual for a horror movie to continue
Speaker 10: to pull in these types of numbers. So I think
Speaker 10: they're really happy over there at Warner Brothers this weekend.
Speaker 10: So you've got Sinners if you haven't seen that yet.
Speaker 10: The Accountant to with Ben Affleck, which somebody described it
Speaker 10: as like an accountant with he's a gun toting bean.
Speaker 3: Counter and he's autistic.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, so add a little autism in there, and
Speaker 10: then now you've got Accountant too.
Speaker 6: And I think John Burnhal is in this with in
Speaker 6: Place's brother, which I don't remember him from the first movie.
Speaker 3: I don't think maybe he was added in or maybe
Speaker 3: has a larger part in this one.
Speaker 10: People are the critics are saying it's pretty good, like
Speaker 10: people are really enjoying it, so it's definitely a worthwhile
Speaker 10: watch if you're going to spend your money to go
Speaker 10: to the theater. Of course, Minecraft is still out there,
Speaker 10: just honestly raking in insane numbers. And then I heard
Speaker 10: you guys mention the star That's right. Did I ever
Speaker 10: tell you? My daughter said the reason why people are
Speaker 10: going so nuts over the Chicken Jockey is because in Minecraft,
Speaker 10: it's super rare to get the chicken jockey battle or
Speaker 10: bring the chicken Jockey to into the game. So everyone's like,
Speaker 10: oh my god, it's like a huge, huge thing. That's
Speaker 10: why they're all freaking out.
Speaker 6: I love the fact that kids are doing anything outside
Speaker 6: of their own homes, so I will be a I
Speaker 6: am a fan of Rikanjockey.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 10: And I heard you guys say this earlier. Star Wars
Speaker 10: Rereveno the Sith. It's the twentieth anniversary and it's already.
Speaker 10: You know, people are anytime anything Star Wars does anything,
Speaker 10: people are gonna run to the theater to see that.
Speaker 6: So that's doing really well. George Lucas run out of
Speaker 6: money or something like that. Why would they re release this? Yeah,
Speaker 6: they didn't do anything.
Speaker 3: Why this one too?
Speaker 10: I think it's just honestly a cash grab. I mean,
Speaker 10: if you want to know the truth, I think people
Speaker 10: they know that Star Wars fans will go and watch anything.
Speaker 1: How does that make you feel? As a Star Wars fan?
Speaker 1: Make you feel taken your advantage of.
Speaker 10: Just the Oh I sort of love it. I mean
Speaker 10: I love Star Wars. I don't think I'm going to
Speaker 10: go see this.
Speaker 3: I have it at home.
Speaker 1: If there was one to go rewatch in the theater,
Speaker 1: which one would you choose?
Speaker 3: This one? Return of the Jedi? That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying this would be the and me
Speaker 1: and not being a Star Wars fan, I look at
Speaker 1: this one. I'm like, why this one? Like I would
Speaker 1: choose one of a.
Speaker 3: New Hope or Return of the Jedi.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's to celebrate its twentieth anniversary, right, right, so
Speaker 3: they're just going to do this.
Speaker 1: They did a news hook for their money grab. Well
Speaker 1: they also did I said they didn't do anything to it.
Speaker 1: They did re engineer it for the four D X format.
Speaker 3: Is this the one with the girl?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Have girls in them?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, you mean like Padma?
Speaker 10: Yes, Natalie Portman, yes, Natalie Portman, yes, yes, Natally yes,
Speaker 10: this is the one with Natalie Portman. You know, people
Speaker 10: enjoyed this one. It was not one of my favorites.
Speaker 10: But if you're a Star Wars fan, you know, why
Speaker 10: not want to go out and get your popcorn.
Speaker 3: Enjoy that one.
Speaker 6: So the the sixth in the line. The third one
Speaker 6: that was released, of course, was Return of the Jedi.
Speaker 6: Did you know that the original name of that was
Speaker 6: going to be Revenge of the Jedi.
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Interesting, I remember. I remember shopping at Mervin's not to brag,
Speaker 6: and they were selling shirts before that, like we're back
Speaker 6: to school shopping or something like that, and I remember
Speaker 6: they had Revenge of the Jedi shirts. That's cool that
Speaker 6: they had printed before they had decided to change the name.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 10: Well, you know, he had to get that Revenge in
Speaker 10: there somewhere, so eventually he just made a movie where
Speaker 10: he could put that Revenge title in there and then
Speaker 10: the Jedi.
Speaker 6: What do you know about Until Dawn? Another another video
Speaker 6: game adaptation? Yeah, it's another video game adaptation. It's like
Speaker 6: a darker, you know, horror kind of themed video game
Speaker 6: that they've turned into a movie.
Speaker 3: It's not my kind of video game.
Speaker 10: It's not the kind of games I like to play,
Speaker 10: similar to like The Last of Us in tone and
Speaker 10: visual visuals. Like the Last of Us was a very
Speaker 10: popular video game that they turned into a series. Well,
Speaker 10: now they've got Until Dawn and it's a horror movie.
Speaker 7: So an in the video game, it's basically the butterfly effect,
Speaker 7: and whatever choice you make in the game has a
Speaker 7: different outcome in the end.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's it's a user led Yeah, the users can
Speaker 10: kind of choose their path, but the movie is not
Speaker 10: like that.
Speaker 3: You can't choose your path in the movie. You just
Speaker 3: get the path that they give you.
Speaker 10: Also worth mentioning and worth checking out this weekend, The
Speaker 10: Trouble with Jessica starring Alan Two. What is the Trouble
Speaker 10: which we're still waiting to find out. Oh, that girl's
Speaker 10: got problems for real? It looks like a fun like
Speaker 10: kind of a dark British comedy. I love stuff like that.
Speaker 10: It looks like it's just a fun little indie movie.
Speaker 10: And then also guys Cheech and Chong's last movie.
Speaker 3: Is opening this weekend. They're Still with Us.
Speaker 10: They're Still with Us seventy eight and eighty six years old.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 10: This is a more of a documentary style film that
Speaker 10: kind of takes a look back at their lives. But
Speaker 10: they're on a kind of a road trip and an
Speaker 10: adventure talking about it and reminiscing a little bit.
Speaker 4: And if you did they smoke the old weed or
Speaker 4: the the news stuff.
Speaker 10: Honestly, probably both. You're right, Well, if it's Cheech and Shong,
Speaker 10: they're just gonna smoke at all.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 10: But that looks that's definitely actually looks like a really
Speaker 10: fun movie if you are fans of Cheech and Chong.
Speaker 3: And yeah, that's what's happening at the box office this weekend.
Speaker 10: I know what, I'm gonna go see what Cheech and
Speaker 10: Chong really Oh for sure, you're gonna get high first. No, No,
Speaker 10: I'm an I'm an old lady. I'm scared of it.
Speaker 10: I'm afraid I'll never get on high.
Speaker 3: I'm scared of the grass these days, these kids, these
Speaker 3: days in their marriage. I wanna all right, thank you.
Speaker 6: You're welcome what you learned this week on The Gary
Speaker 6: and Shannon Show and our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 3: You need to know when we come back.
Speaker 8: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 8: Am six forty.
Speaker 1: On Friday, we ask you what you learned on this
Speaker 1: luminous show where you learn many things. We've got light
Speaker 1: on many dark areas, and we shine, we shine the sun.
Speaker 4: Where Brian calling from Meridian, Idaho.
Speaker 1: Yes, Birth Week I learned Gary doesn't know the difference
Speaker 1: between Zach Bryan and Luke Brian A welcome to the rood,
Speaker 1: I've done one.
Speaker 6: It wasn't referenced the story I had, didn't have Zach's
Speaker 6: name on there. It just said Brian takes the stage,
Speaker 6: so correct, Zach Bryan is on stage tonight, not Luke Bryan.
Speaker 3: I just did this like last week. Luke Combs also
Speaker 3: will play later in the weekend. And there's a lot
Speaker 3: of first last names.
Speaker 5: Gary, Shannon, Michael from NARCO. What did I learn this
Speaker 5: week on the Gary and Shannon Show? A whole butler
Speaker 5: of stuff, Love Me Show, Okay, guys.
Speaker 11: On the Garian Shanna Show, I learned about a rare
Speaker 11: and newly discovered caterpillar that lives on the Aloha State.
Speaker 11: The bone collector caterpillar lives in spiders webs and feeds
Speaker 11: on the insects that are trapped there. It also collects
Speaker 11: and apparently carries around body parts of those insects, and
Speaker 11: that's why it got its name. Anyway, I hope I
Speaker 11: didn't ruin anybody's lunch. Y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 2: It's Shannon, Love you guys, and love your show.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 2: What I learned this week is Shannon likes to be
Speaker 2: called sweetie. And also, whoever called you a pos? Shannon
Speaker 2: is a pos himself.
Speaker 3: Oh you can say that again.
Speaker 8: This week on Gary and Shannon, I learned that crumpets
Speaker 8: are soft, moist British muffins and they go straight up
Speaker 8: the butt.
Speaker 11: Did we did hear?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 7: What I learned this week I love that Lancaster mayor
Speaker 7: that woman that kept going what what.
Speaker 3: Give him all the fitanel they want?
Speaker 11: Yeah, he could be a radio host.
Speaker 3: That guy's cool and the polls proved we all agree
Speaker 3: with him.
Speaker 5: All right, guys.
Speaker 2: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
Speaker 2: week is that I.
Speaker 3: Want to party with Justin Warsham.
Speaker 5: He's got a great laugh man.
Speaker 2: I'd like to burn one and drink a few beers
Speaker 2: and just laugh it up all night.
Speaker 4: I think it'd be a total That would be fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take it easy, guys, love the show.
Speaker 3: He is a good guy. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Two things that I learned on the Gary and Shannon
Speaker 8: Show this week, actually today I learned them that Shannon,
Speaker 8: you don't hoe a road, you hoe a row. Plus
Speaker 8: a ceiling is not a roof. But I still love you, chick.
Speaker 4: But my chick love that word. It's very two thousand
Speaker 4: and two.
Speaker 8: It is so on Hey Guyskylin Colorado.
Speaker 3: This week on Gary and Shannon, we learned that.
Speaker 8: Gary s Long is so large takes three speedos to hide.
Speaker 3: It only I said, love you, guys. I have a
Speaker 3: great week.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: So early on this graphic on the Gary and Shannon Show,
Speaker 7: I learned that after Jesus Resurrection boy, when Thomas was doubting,
Speaker 7: Jesus went to Thomas and said, here, I am bro,
Speaker 7: but you get it.
Speaker 3: I mean it correct? Right, yeah, all right, it's called
Speaker 3: the Message, that's that version of the Bible. Sure, sure,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 6: Well, we also on Fridays like to get to the
Speaker 6: stories we couldn't get to earlier in the week because,
Speaker 6: I mean, let's be out, there was a lot going on.
Speaker 3: There's so much. Have you ever heard Conway's five o'clock hour?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 3: You mean the five oh five? Five oh five? Is
Speaker 3: that what he calls it?
Speaker 4: The five o five? Because we lack a five oh
Speaker 4: five freeway?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 3: Is there a five oh five up in Washington? No,
Speaker 3: not that I know of. Huh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Conway does this five oh five round up of
Speaker 1: stories at five five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also are the ones that fell through you
Speaker 3: exactly exactly.
Speaker 4: So, uh, that's our version of the five oh five,
Speaker 4: and it's twelve forty three.
Speaker 3: Here's your honorable Mention, honorable Mention, not.
Speaker 9: To mention.
Speaker 8: Men.
Speaker 3: It's been an honor serving with you great and honorable modes.
Speaker 3: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 3: of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1: This is I don't know, I feel bad calling it
Speaker 1: a bit of Darwinism, but how would you not know?
Speaker 1: This guy had his black Honda Civic stolen from him
Speaker 1: and he wanted to replace it, and he spent twenty
Speaker 1: grand buying a car that looked just like it.
Speaker 3: It looks so much like it.
Speaker 5: It was it.
Speaker 6: It was a specific black Honda Civic type R twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: He found an identical one seventy miles away.
Speaker 6: Not only did he buy it, he realized that his
Speaker 6: address was in the navigation system already, like it had
Speaker 6: already been plugged in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he had his stuff was still in the car
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: What a dumbass. Here's number nine at number nine, I
Speaker 3: did nine plays if a.
Speaker 2: Cock's dirty nine times out of tennis, Partner's dirty two and.
Speaker 3: I speak nine languages. Yeah, right, car, basically everybody at
Speaker 3: table nning.
Speaker 6: I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 2: And niner?
Speaker 3: Did I get you a niner?
Speaker 11: In there where you're calling from alwalkie talkie?
Speaker 6: They tell you that when you drive a car off
Speaker 6: the lot, it automatically loses thirty percent of its value
Speaker 6: or whatever it is. And we've seen stories like this
Speaker 6: where people drive brand new cars off the lot and
Speaker 6: then get into some horrific wreck and total their vehicle.
Speaker 1: It's one thing if it's h you know, a toy camera,
Speaker 1: Yeah right, It's another thing.
Speaker 3: If it's a Ferrari four fifty eight.
Speaker 1: Spider Man in Japan left heartbroken after his brand new
Speaker 1: Ferrari burnt to a crisp an hour after it was delivered.
Speaker 1: He had spent a decade saving up money to buy
Speaker 1: the luxury car and only enjoyed it for a few
Speaker 1: minutes before its engine caught fire.
Speaker 6: A Ferrari five forty eight costs about forty three million yen.
Speaker 6: How much is that forty three million old? Is it
Speaker 6: really forty three million yen?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know how much I have not.
Speaker 1: Been googling it. It's about three hundred thousand dollars. Sure,
Speaker 1: here's number eight.
Speaker 3: A tive is bowled every eight second, listening.
Speaker 2: To eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3: I have a question. Italy has unveiled a sex room
Speaker 3: for prisoners.
Speaker 6: A court ruled that those who are incarcerated do have
Speaker 6: a right to quote intimate meetings. The consummation chamber was
Speaker 6: christened last week in a prison in the city at
Speaker 6: Tourney in the Central Region. There, an inmates female partner
Speaker 6: was permitted to enter, they said. The Ombudsmen for Prisoner's
Speaker 6: Rights said the erotic experiment was so successful they're already
Speaker 6: planning more conjugal visits.
Speaker 3: What does that mean that it is.
Speaker 4: People wanted to have sex in the sex room when they.
Speaker 3: Were locked up. Strange? Isn't it that guys who are
Speaker 3: locked up would want to have sex?
Speaker 4: Hmm?
Speaker 3: Number seven the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 9: We're on with seventh days with the government seven seven
Speaker 9: years of college down at seven seven seven days.
Speaker 3: I don't like this.
Speaker 6: Thousands of humanoid robots ran alongside actual humans and a
Speaker 6: half marathon in China.
Speaker 4: Not only can they take their job, our jobs. They
Speaker 4: can run faster than a.
Speaker 3: Car, they said.
Speaker 6: Flesh and blood participants followed some conventional rules. The twenty
Speaker 6: teams that fielded robots in the Humanoid Robot half Marathon
Speaker 6: had very specific guidelines, which included battery swap pit stops.
Speaker 3: They said.
Speaker 6: The fastest robot crossed the line in two hours, forty
Speaker 6: minutes and forty two seconds, which isn't very fast.
Speaker 3: I would beat that robot. I mean my best half marathon.
Speaker 6: Maybe not today, but in my best half marathon, I
Speaker 6: could beat a robot number six.
Speaker 3: I got six, you got six, she got six. Number six.
Speaker 6: There's six more weeks of later picture of me a
Speaker 6: rabbi and six drunk and long term in a nursing
Speaker 6: home closure to.
Speaker 9: I don't have to take that drink another six pack.
Speaker 6: They're coming for us, not only the robots doing the
Speaker 6: half marathon. Australian radio station used an AI generated host
Speaker 6: for six months without telling anybody.
Speaker 3: It was on the iHeartRadio app. Oh we could have
Speaker 3: listened in. I didn't realize that. No, no, no, you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not picking up what I'm putting down here? What
Speaker 1: do you mean, Well, it's our company that's using AI hosts.
Speaker 3: The writing is on the wall.
Speaker 6: They created a host called Thy using AI software developed
Speaker 6: by voice cloning from a voice cloning company called eleven Labs.
Speaker 11: Thy is a she.
Speaker 6: The Work Days with Thy show presented music for four
Speaker 6: hours every day Monday to Friday, but did not mention
Speaker 6: on its website or any promotional material that Thy.
Speaker 3: Was actually a computer.
Speaker 4: I gotta say, I like my AI Spotify DJ.
Speaker 5: I like.
Speaker 3: He says, that introduces songs and sting.
Speaker 1: This is some stuff you were into like a year ago.
Speaker 1: Let's dive in see if you still like it. Calming,
Speaker 1: I like it is Jay Shatty real, No, that's not
Speaker 1: Jay Shatty. Different guy is.
Speaker 3: How do you know?
Speaker 1: Because I listened to him every days. I saw him
Speaker 1: a robot thing too. You can't believe what you see
Speaker 1: on the news. Here's number five.
Speaker 3: I have five monkeys. This is the year five point
Speaker 3: five would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: Do you ever want to smell an armpit that wasn't yours? Well,
Speaker 1: now you can stop and smell the armpits in New York.
Speaker 3: With a pit stop.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: There are posters going up for a scratch and sniff experience.
Speaker 1: There is a giant armpit on the street there where
Speaker 1: you can get a scent of a new deodorant. It's
Speaker 1: called Coco Via a Day deodorant, and this is on
Speaker 1: Eighth Avenue near Penn Station. Other locations throughout the city
Speaker 1: as well, but you can kind of scratch.
Speaker 3: And sniff them giant armpits.
Speaker 4: My deodorant is coconut great. What is your smell like?
Speaker 3: I have no idea. You don't know. I go for
Speaker 3: the least scented. I don't need a lot of perfumes.
Speaker 3: You out, I don't.
Speaker 4: Now do you put on any perfumes?
Speaker 3: I do have a piece or a bottle of cologne?
Speaker 3: Ah uh, single bottle? What color?
Speaker 4: I mean, what kind is it?
Speaker 3: I have no idea, it's whatever my wife got.
Speaker 8: What do you put?
Speaker 3: When do you put it on? If we're going out?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: And do you put like just one little spray?
Speaker 4: Or do you do like one here? One here?
Speaker 7: One here? Why?
Speaker 3: I doubt it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I wanted to be announced that I'm about
Speaker 6: to walk into the room fill the whole.
Speaker 4: Car with that scent. Yeah yeah, like a teenage boy.
Speaker 3: There's number four or minute it's probably on his fourth tranquilizer.
Speaker 4: This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 3: I can't remember the last time one of these was real.
Speaker 6: A restaurant in Sydney, Australia has apologized after a customer
Speaker 6: posted an online review claiming she found a dead rat
Speaker 6: in her meal.
Speaker 1: It's not even a question. I mean that's a rat,
Speaker 1: a rat. That rat just left us moments ago. I
Speaker 1: mean that is a good rat. Yeah, she planted the rat.
Speaker 1: Come on, you don't just a rat just doesn't turn
Speaker 1: up in your salad.
Speaker 6: The woman's friend posted a review and said they didn't
Speaker 6: even think I should be giving a star considering what happened.
Speaker 6: My pregnant friend and I were having lunch today and
Speaker 6: her small salad was a disgusting, feral dead rat that
Speaker 6: was underneath the salad. Again, I don't remember the last
Speaker 6: time one of these was proven to be true. Remember
Speaker 6: the woman in Vegas this would have been close to
Speaker 6: fifteen years ago now, who said she found a finger
Speaker 6: in her chili.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that. Oh, are never true.
Speaker 4: Stupid. That is such a stupid word.
Speaker 3: Here's number three. Three shall be the number knot count
Speaker 3: and the number of the counting shall be three. Fight
Speaker 3: were dead within three hours three security clearance level three,
Speaker 3: all three of the three. I got all three of
Speaker 3: you guys for the rest of your naturally born live.
Speaker 3: After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 6: So you may have seen the video of Brendan Patrick
Speaker 6: Mason and a teenage friend of theirs riding their horses
Speaker 6: in a small town Walmart in Louisiana. Well, all three
Speaker 6: of those guys are going to be facing multiple charges.
Speaker 6: A video taken by a Walmart employee showed these guys
Speaker 6: on their horses entering the store, hanging around a little
Speaker 6: self checkout area for about twenty seconds, and then heading
Speaker 6: toward the back of the store. One of them was
Speaker 6: seen holding up his phone filming the whole thing. They
Speaker 6: said that they it's illegal in Louisiana to post a
Speaker 6: video or live stream of crime to get notoriety or publicity,
Speaker 6: which is where the charge for the unlawful post of
Speaker 6: criminal activity comes from.
Speaker 3: That they were gonna be charged. Is that shatara out there?
Speaker 4: Why No, I'm just gonna like give a shout out.
Speaker 3: I mean it.
Speaker 1: People are crapped on all the time, right, It's kind
Speaker 1: of like husbands with Wi Fi, Like if the Wi fi,
Speaker 1: if something's going wrong, you're yelling for him.
Speaker 4: It's a whole thing.
Speaker 1: Rarely do you hear about somebody doing a great job
Speaker 1: or something working. And this morning my laptop was not working,
Speaker 1: and so Dave Shata from our ID department comes in
Speaker 1: and he fixes it like that soundlessly, like that nolat
Speaker 1: And that's incredible to fix something that quickly, and just
Speaker 1: what a thankless job. So yes, but I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: I don't think the IT departments in this world get
Speaker 1: enough love. I mean, I'm sure those guys clean up,
Speaker 1: you know, in that department, but I mean around here,
Speaker 1: you know, not enough people.
Speaker 3: Say thank you. So well all it guys. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: bud's for you. Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 1: You two? We got.
Speaker 3: There, two people. There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 6: It's been probably thirty years since I've said the words
Speaker 6: by you, tapestry.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say, since you've said
Speaker 4: the words extra penis No.
Speaker 3: I said that the other day. You did in what context?
Speaker 3: I don't even remember. I just say it all the time.
Speaker 3: It's like bonus points.
Speaker 6: There are questions about the mysteries in the Bayou Tapestry,
Speaker 6: the eleventh century depiction of the Norman Conquest.
Speaker 3: Sure, we don't know who did it, we don't know
Speaker 3: who asked them to make it.
Speaker 6: But a thousand years on from the Battle of Hastingsford
Speaker 6: academic professor George Garnett claims to have identified ninety three
Speaker 6: depictions of male genitalia.
Speaker 1: Again, a lot of genitalia in the museums. They loved
Speaker 1: to go full frontal with the genitalia. It's just right
Speaker 1: there and everything.
Speaker 6: Most of them were human genitalia. No, I'm sorry, most
Speaker 6: of them were horse genita. Eighty eight of them belonged
Speaker 6: to horses. Five of them were on soldiers.
Speaker 1: When I was working with John and Ken, I went
Speaker 1: to Italy and in every museum I went to, when
Speaker 1: I saw genitals, I would take a picture of it
Speaker 1: and then send it to them John and Ken and
Speaker 1: said things like thinking of you, because you know, they
Speaker 1: talk about that stuff all the time.
Speaker 3: They used to. It'd be weird.
Speaker 4: It was funny.
Speaker 1: No, I mean they had a penis desk at one point.
Speaker 1: I think I think it was a naked desk. Oh right, right,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess would yeah, yeah, you're right, it
Speaker 1: wasn't naked.
Speaker 6: K The most interesting thing about the extra penis in
Speaker 6: the Bayou Tapestry is that this doctor, Christopher Munk, medieval scholar,
Speaker 6: believes that he found one the five original human genitalia
Speaker 6: are attached to naked figures on the Biou tapestry. They said,
Speaker 6: in this one, it's actually hanging below his tunic. Wow,
Speaker 6: good job. Yeah, like he had a lot to do
Speaker 6: with it.
Speaker 4: I was talking to God. Oh right, of course, number one.
Speaker 3: Weird, number one, number one, we're number one. Then show
Speaker 3: number one row number one, number one.
Speaker 11: Number one.
Speaker 3: All right, this is a little PSA.
Speaker 1: As we move into the weekend, do not reenact the crucifixion.
Speaker 6: Be careful if you're gonna do it. There's a reason
Speaker 6: why it killed people.
Speaker 1: For crying out loud. I thought you're gonna say the
Speaker 1: other one, but it was two on the nose.
Speaker 6: Eighty four year old guy critically injured after he fell
Speaker 6: off of the cross during a crucifixion reenactment in West Virginia.
Speaker 3: Here's a fun fact.
Speaker 1: The guy reenact acting the crucifix who fell off the
Speaker 1: cross eighty four years old.
Speaker 6: He was participating in the re enactment with the Vandalia
Speaker 6: Community Christian Church. He fell ten feet from one of
Speaker 6: the crosses and had to be flown to an emergency facility.
Speaker 1: A fall from your feet when you're eighty four will
Speaker 1: kill you. A fall from the cross broken ribs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they said he's doing much better since he was
Speaker 6: first hospitalized, but man eighty four years old. They now
Speaker 6: say his injuries are not life threatening and no word
Speaker 6: on what caused the man to fall from the cross, like.
Speaker 3: Gravity.
Speaker 1: My brother was Jesus in the Easter celebration at the
Speaker 1: church on the cross, but they didn't like hoist the
Speaker 1: cross up.
Speaker 3: They just had it like they had it in the middle.
Speaker 1: Of the church, kind of like leaning against people were
Speaker 1: holding it up, and my brother.
Speaker 4: Was just kind of did he lay on it?
Speaker 8: Yeah, like this?
Speaker 3: Did he cross his arms like that?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: That's not how you put him up on a rescue thing, huh.
Speaker 4: It's like if I'm going to take an.
Speaker 6: Air flight to be rest, it's like you're jumping out
Speaker 6: of the airplane onto the inflatable slide.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, anyway, don't do that over the weekend, guys.
Speaker 3: Carl de Myles in for John Coe but we'll see
Speaker 3: again on Monday. State Drive.
Speaker 4: Everybody blessings.
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