WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.920 --> 00:00:02.040 All right, this is a great question. 2 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:04.759 Everybody's got something to Even if you're a lazy bum, 3 00:00:04.839 --> 00:00:08.759 you probably do something in your life right now so 4 00:00:08.919 --> 00:00:13.880 your future me in this case, doesn't suffer a little bit. Again, 5 00:00:13.919 --> 00:00:16.679 don't get too hung up on future. Future could be 6 00:00:17.359 --> 00:00:20.280 tomorrow right or the next day, or it could be 7 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.839 ten years from now. So try to give everyone example 8 00:00:22.839 --> 00:00:24.559 of that one you do with the coffee maker. 9 00:00:24.839 --> 00:00:26.320 I do this religiously. 10 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:29.199 The night before, I fill up the coffee maker and 11 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:31.160 I get everything ready, so all I have to do 12 00:00:31.199 --> 00:00:33.240 in the morning is get up, walk to the coffee 13 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:34.840 maker and make my coffee. 14 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:36.920 If there's no water in it, or. 15 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:38.799 If I have to go get a new creamer out 16 00:00:38.799 --> 00:00:40.799 in the garage because there's not one on the end. 17 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:43.759 It literally I feel like it ruins my day. 18 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:45.399 Yeah, but you do it every day. 19 00:00:45.479 --> 00:00:47.159 I do it every single day. It's one of my 20 00:00:47.320 --> 00:00:48.000 nighttime chores. 21 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:49.960 Two things that I do. One, when I get gas, 22 00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:53.280 I clean my car out. That's our trash away. When 23 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:55.119 I get gas it's filling up, you might as well 24 00:00:55.119 --> 00:00:56.560 fill the time by picking. 25 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:57.240 Up the trash in your car. 26 00:00:57.320 --> 00:00:58.439 Oh, I feel very attracted to you. 27 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:01.159 The other thing that I just read I simply started doing, 28 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:04.719 probably in the last month or so. I get my 29 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:09.400 gym bag ready to go before, you know, the night before. 30 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:12.120 Yeah, that's the equivalent to laying at your clothes for 31 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:12.640 the next morning. 32 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:13.319 Yeah yeah, yeah. 33 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:15.200 I get my gym bag ready to go, and I 34 00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:17.599 actually fill my water bottle, do all that stuff, so 35 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:19.439 I've got it ready to go for the next day. 36 00:01:19.560 --> 00:01:19.920 Mm hmm. 37 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:22.000 It just makes easier in the morning, right, you know, 38 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:24.760 the afternoon whenever you're ready to go, You've got your 39 00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:25.760 stuff and you're ready. 40 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:26.200 Right. 41 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:29.079 One of the things that I do that I don't 42 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:31.680 understand why people make this a two step process when 43 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.040 it can clearly be a one step process is if 44 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:38.000 I'm standing at the kitchen sink rinsing off dishes, I 45 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:41.840 then to my left, six inches from where I'm standing, 46 00:01:42.159 --> 00:01:45.400 I put the dishes in the dishwasher instead of rinsing 47 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:47.480 the dishes and then sitting them in the left side 48 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.760 of the sink and then leaving and going doing something else, 49 00:01:49.760 --> 00:01:51.079 so then I have to remember to come back and 50 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:51.519 do it later. 51 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:53.040 I don't understand that one. 52 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:55.319 I don't understand. It's literally right there. 53 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:59.159 Something that I do too. It's good for me. It's 54 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:03.280 good for everybody, but Tricia loves. Every Thursday, I get 55 00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:08.520 a chlorox wipe or two and clean the entire commode, 56 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:11.400 the entire thing. Every Thursday. I get a reminder on 57 00:02:11.439 --> 00:02:13.360 my phone, uh huh. 58 00:02:12.719 --> 00:02:13.240 And I get it. 59 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:16.479 I clean it every single Thursday. That's just to avoid 60 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:21.840 any future problem with me. Yes, with you, I guess correct. 61 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:23.520 Uh do you have any more? 62 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:27.479 I will tell myself all right now, I'm too tired 63 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:28.360 tonight on the way home. 64 00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:30.120 I'll just get gas in the morning on the way 65 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:30.479 to work. 66 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:34.479 I know I not one time have I actually waited 67 00:02:34.520 --> 00:02:37.319 to do that, that it has been okay, and that 68 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:39.960 I have not been late. So I always if I 69 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:42.400 need gas, no matter how tired I am, we'll get 70 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:45.080 it the day before or after work, because I know I'm. 71 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:46.199 Not going to be able to do it in the morning. 72 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:47.680 And it's always where. 73 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:49.719 There's nothing more stressful than thinking you're going to run 74 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:53.039 out of gas right, and the zero never means zero. 75 00:02:52.919 --> 00:02:56.000 The near I know I've pushed it to a couple 76 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.520 of miles past the zero. I won't do it past. 77 00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:01.800 I mean, I feel like you one time drove around 78 00:03:01.879 --> 00:03:04.639 as long as you could on zero gas, just as 79 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:06.680 it was like fifty miles. 80 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:10.400 Yes, it was like forty two miles. Yeah, last, thank god. 81 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:13.159 Right, Well, I'm glad they do that though, yes, because 82 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:15.479 if it was really zero mint zero, we had a 83 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:18.159 lot of stranded vehicles, lots, lots and lots and lots, 84 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:20.680 and then you know, you run out of gas. It 85 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:23.039 used to be no one had a gas can to buy. 86 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:26.240 Now every comedian store in the world has one to 87 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:29.199 get one. Used to be more exciting. Couldn't call anybos 88 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:32.439 more on the edge. Yeah, you couldn't call somebody, you know. 89 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:34.479 It's just you were on your own when you ran 90 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:36.960 out of gas. So it's always good to look at it. 91 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:39.400 And a piece of advice be nice to your kids 92 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:40.800 because they're the ones that are going to take care 93 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:42.919 of you right in the future. 94 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:44.039 Stay with us. 95 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:47.159 We've got more coming up on Austin's Eighties Station one 96 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:50.159 oh three point one. The trailer for the new Bruce 97 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:53.080 Springsteen bio pic is out. We've got it for you 98 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:55.400 in just a Moment, and the story we Love text 99 00:03:55.479 --> 00:03:59.639 Us Anytime seven three seven three zero one ninety six. 100 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:02.800 His story is welahaw and. 101 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:08.120 Now Live from the Lesser Whole studio. Here's Christia Delicia. 102 00:04:09.159 --> 00:04:12.319 So Jeremy Allen White is in all his glory as 103 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:15.360 Bruce Springsteen in the first trailer for the movie Deliver 104 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:16.279 Me from Nowhere. 105 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:18.680 Here's what I want you to understand. This is not 106 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:19.560 about the charts. 107 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:39.399 This is about Bruce Springsteen, what he's doing with this album. 108 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:42.480 Jeremy Allen White, everybody knows him from the hit Emmy 109 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:43.800 winning role on The Bear. 110 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:44.959 That's him singing. 111 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:47.959 He was also before that and Shameless and he was great. 112 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:50.680 Uh huh, I mean really though, shot to fame with 113 00:04:50.920 --> 00:04:53.399 The Bear. I can't believe that's him singing. 114 00:04:53.399 --> 00:04:54.920 When I first saw the trailer, I was like, how 115 00:04:54.959 --> 00:04:57.920 do they dub Bruce Springsteen's voice so well? Jeremy Allen 116 00:04:57.959 --> 00:05:01.680 White is doing the singing. It's amazing. It focuses on 117 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:06.319 Springsteen's nineteen eighty two album Nebraska. Yeah, one of the 118 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:10.519 most acclaimed albums of all time, and it looks like 119 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:11.839 it is going to be amazing. 120 00:05:11.839 --> 00:05:13.759 The movie is going to be in theaters October twenty four. 121 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:17.399 You normally don't like musical biopics, but you recently fell 122 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:21.000 in love with Bruce Springsteen having watched a documentary so 123 00:05:21.079 --> 00:05:22.959 Will that get you to the movie theater? 124 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:26.160 Yes, I watched the documentary about his He's on tour, 125 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:29.240 the tour he was on, they had behind the scenes 126 00:05:30.079 --> 00:05:34.439 documentary filmed called road Something, Road Stories something like that, 127 00:05:34.879 --> 00:05:37.639 and I re fell in love with Bruce Springsteen all 128 00:05:37.680 --> 00:05:40.800 over again. So I think that's why I'm very interested 129 00:05:40.839 --> 00:05:46.199 in this, but also amazed how much he sounds like Springsteen. 130 00:05:45.759 --> 00:05:51.160 Really does, which is incredible. Bruce recorded that record as 131 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:54.600 like solo demos on a little four track recorder in 132 00:05:54.600 --> 00:05:56.519 his bedroom at his home in New Jersey. 133 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:59.959 Yeah, which is pretty incrediblezing. 134 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:02.319 To think that Bruce Springsteen even in nineteen eighty two, 135 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:04.839 he was a big star already, so to be doing 136 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:07.839 that at home pretty revolutionary back then. 137 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:08.519 Right. 138 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:12.000 I'll definitely go see that movie, did you? If you 139 00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:13.759 said it? I missed it? When does it come out? 140 00:06:13.839 --> 00:06:14.920 October twenty fourth? 141 00:06:16.920 --> 00:06:18.639 Long and they're already pumping the trailer. 142 00:06:18.759 --> 00:06:21.600 I know, they're really dragging us along for this, getting 143 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:22.480 us pumped up for it. 144 00:06:22.680 --> 00:06:25.399 Yeah, that is the story we love. 145 00:06:26.279 --> 00:06:28.199 If you missed the JB and Sandy Show between seven 146 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:33.480 and eight this morning, here's something you missed, all right, 147 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:35.879 Thanks for being with us. It's the JB and Sandy Show. 148 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:39.120 My name is Sandy. This is JB. Trisha's here too. 149 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:40.639 Hi everybody, and away we go. 150 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:45.319 Give us a follow on TikTok at JB Sandy at 151 00:06:45.639 --> 00:06:49.240 X same thing on Instagram. Tricia, You're about to be 152 00:06:49.319 --> 00:06:51.360 horrified with what I'm about to tell you. 153 00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:55.279 Yeah, okay, it's not it's not here yet. 154 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:57.399 But up in North Texas, sty had a bunch of 155 00:06:57.439 --> 00:07:01.360 heavy rain and it flushed out the foot long hammerhead 156 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:04.480 flatworms longo. 157 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:05.079 Yeah. 158 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:08.800 They are an invasive specie that sneaks into gardens and 159 00:07:09.079 --> 00:07:13.199 long lawns. Their hammerhead shape makes them pretty easy to spot, 160 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:18.480 but they ooze a neurotoxin that can irritate human skin 161 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:24.800 and sickened pets. Anything that oozes something gross. If you 162 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:28.040 do see someone in Sea one in Austin, Central Texas, 163 00:07:28.079 --> 00:07:34.079 they say, wear gloves. Never cut them all right, Instead 164 00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:37.240 drop them into a salt and vinegar mix, or freeze 165 00:07:37.279 --> 00:07:39.519 them for two days before tossing them out. 166 00:07:39.720 --> 00:07:43.560 Oh that Sandy, that's right, a nine year old Sandy's 167 00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:46.920 alley and freezing them. 168 00:07:47.199 --> 00:07:50.800 Dude's torture them for a while. The things we did 169 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:53.959 to insects as a child. I mean, I'm surprised they 170 00:07:53.959 --> 00:07:57.279 didn't ship me off somewhere to make sure I wasn't 171 00:07:57.319 --> 00:08:01.160 a future Cereal coll We did some man like I 172 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:02.680 think everybody did. 173 00:08:02.720 --> 00:08:05.160 You guys, jabe, this is a dude thing. I don't 174 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:05.920 think girls did this. 175 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:10.120 Maybe I know where you're gonna say, magnifying. 176 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:12.439 Glass, magnify salt on sluge. 177 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:16.839 Oh yeah, absolutely. How about this one airplane glue on ants? 178 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:20.600 You guys know I didn't do that. You guys didn't 179 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:21.120 do that one? 180 00:08:21.319 --> 00:08:24.639 No, No, that was that was fun You just airplane 181 00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:26.759 blued ants. 182 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:31.639 Oh yeah, I mean and I oh yeah. 183 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:34.200 It's funny because now, as an adult, I will take 184 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:36.759 the time to free and most insects into the wild 185 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:38.159 and give them another chance. 186 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:41.399 I don't squish anymore. Like if I see something out 187 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:43.879 on my walk, I just let them go. I don't care. 188 00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:48.080 You squished and smeared lightning bugs. 189 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:49.279 An adult, you're still a killer. 190 00:08:49.399 --> 00:08:53.159 No, as a kid, I'll kill it. 191 00:08:53.240 --> 00:08:54.879 I'll kill a nasty spider. 192 00:08:56.519 --> 00:08:59.320 We used to do that too, catch lightning bugs, and 193 00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:02.039 you pulled a little light off their tail and you 194 00:09:02.080 --> 00:09:05.080 could put it on your body like glowing jewelries. 195 00:09:06.039 --> 00:09:06.679 Happy about it? 196 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:09.840 A tea on my shirt and lightning bud guts. I 197 00:09:10.000 --> 00:09:10.919 was disgusting. 198 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:14.200 So we we did all these weird things with insects 199 00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:18.000 and my cousins. It was a my cousin's three or 200 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:19.279 four years older than I am. 201 00:09:19.679 --> 00:09:20.399 I was young. 202 00:09:20.519 --> 00:09:23.799 I was like ten, and he had a neighbor. This 203 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:26.039 was in Tucson, Arizona, in the middle of summer. 204 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:26.840 It was kind of. 205 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:30.240 Hot, and we didn't have a water bottle like every 206 00:09:30.240 --> 00:09:32.639 other kid does today. And so he had this other 207 00:09:32.759 --> 00:09:35.919 kid and his name was Marty, and Marty was like fifteen, 208 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:37.919 and we did some weird stuff. 209 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:42.360 So Marty Marty two stories about him. 210 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:46.720 He dared me to see if I could shove ten 211 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:48.639 roly pulleys up my notes. 212 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:58.679 And as a it was like a double dog there. 213 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:00.639 Oh, well, then you had to do There was no 214 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:03.960 way I had to do it. 215 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:06.360 Was there a prize involved if you pulled this off? 216 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:08.120 Probably not just a double dog here. 217 00:10:08.200 --> 00:10:11.799 I think he was gonna let me look at his playboy. 218 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:16.840 I think I can't remember. So we gathered up ten. 219 00:10:17.519 --> 00:10:20.240 Here's the problem with the roly pulley. They roll up 220 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:22.320 right there, need to go up the nose. The problem 221 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:28.159 is when they got the nose and the right so we. 222 00:10:27.919 --> 00:10:28.840 Were very cautious. 223 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:31.240 I got them all up there, and then we got 224 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:33.480 and then count made sure we counted all of them 225 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:37.639 that came that we had that came out. Yeah, yeah, 226 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:40.000 that might be some kind of world record. I'm not sure, 227 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:44.000 but it might be. Another story about Marty which is 228 00:10:44.039 --> 00:10:47.960 pretty funny. So Marty was like fifteen and he his 229 00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:51.320 parents for some reason, boughtom a car before he had 230 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:53.799 a driver's license. Right, he couldn't even drive the car, 231 00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:57.279 just sat in the driveway. So we would go and 232 00:10:57.440 --> 00:11:00.000 sit in the car and Tucson in the middle of summer, 233 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:03.600 sit in that car and Marty would we would have 234 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:06.159 a contest. Marty would fart and we would see who 235 00:11:06.200 --> 00:11:07.559 could stay in there in the long best. 236 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:14.639 Again for the thousandth time. Thank God that God gave 237 00:11:14.720 --> 00:11:16.120 me a daughter and not his son. 238 00:11:17.080 --> 00:11:18.559 Oh those were great times. 239 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:23.080 I have a feeling Marty's still in his car he 240 00:11:23.240 --> 00:11:24.320 was playing. 241 00:11:23.960 --> 00:11:28.159 With, probably still there in Tucson, or that he's telling 242 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:30.240 stories to his buddies about this dumb kid that he 243 00:11:30.519 --> 00:11:35.799 tricked him a shoving rolls up his nose. Oh, how 244 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:38.440 fun I had thought, Old Marty in a long time. 245 00:11:38.600 --> 00:11:39.360 What's his name? 246 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:40.759 I don't remember his last name. 247 00:11:41.039 --> 00:11:42.000 I was going to look him up. 248 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:44.320 No, I do not remember Marty's last name. 249 00:11:44.440 --> 00:11:46.720 But now that I can, maybe I think Marty got 250 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:48.440 sent off to a boy's home somewhere. 251 00:11:49.639 --> 00:11:54.480 Yeah, maybe things haven't changed that much. I remember when 252 00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:57.840 my daughter was like maybe middle school, and we were 253 00:11:59.039 --> 00:12:03.720 at a restaurant, a patio restaurant, and this acquaintance of hers, 254 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:06.879 this young kid that somebody said, I'll give you ten 255 00:12:06.919 --> 00:12:09.159 bucks if you lick all those hands off the table. 256 00:12:10.480 --> 00:12:14.759 And he did it. So, you know, yeah, we haven't 257 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:18.519 changed much. Hey, dudes are dudes. Man. 258 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:21.120 We do dumb stuff for the dumbest creature on earth 259 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:24.159 between the age of like twelve and thirty, for. 260 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:28.440 No reward, no anything, for the poly noosed trick. 261 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:31.639 No, I got to say I did it, you know. 262 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:32.879 Then I got to sit in his car. 263 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:33.919 Part. 264 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:38.240 It was funny because Marty'd be like, oh, I got one, 265 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:40.759 and we could be three doors down and we'd run 266 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:46.759 run to the car as fast as because they're disgusting. 267 00:12:46.840 --> 00:12:49.240 We'd get in the car and just wait and it happened. 268 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:52.279 I won several times. That was from earlier this morning. 269 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:55.320 On the JB and Sandy Show. Stream the podcast whenever 270 00:12:55.360 --> 00:12:58.440 you want. Search JB and Sandy on the iHeartRadio app 271 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:03.679 three Austin's Well, it's June in Central Texas. Time to 272 00:13:03.720 --> 00:13:05.840 be outside, and you know it's going to be hot. 273 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:08.720 Those triple digit temperatures they're coming. The kids are out 274 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:11.120 of school, their summer camp, family vacations. 275 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:14.000 You got way too much going on to worry about 276 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:14.440 your roof. 277 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:17.559 That's why I am really thankful for my friends Scott 278 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:19.960 and Stacy Feller and their team at Kingaroof. 279 00:13:20.360 --> 00:13:20.879 Kangaroof. 280 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:22.720 They're just great. 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We've heard of elephants, 302 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:26.840 you name it, any creature that's gotten loose. 303 00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:28.759 I'm like, hey, they're free. 304 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:32.000 They earned it, they did it. They outsmarted their captors. 305 00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:34.120 Right, and we got another case. And it's not very 306 00:14:34.159 --> 00:14:36.759 often that you hear about a mongoose on the loose. 307 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:41.399 Right in Britain, a mongoose he escaped one of the 308 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:45.080 wildlife parks. He ended up in a very unusual place. 309 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:48.080 He ended up at a pub down the street about 310 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:49.279 fifteen miles from the zoo. 311 00:14:49.559 --> 00:14:50.519 His name is Gef. 312 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:54.200 Gef So he escaped, went to the bar, hang around 313 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:56.519 at the bar for a while. Then they said he 314 00:14:56.639 --> 00:14:59.559 was gone for a few days and then returned later, 315 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:01.159 and they're like, we think we went back to the 316 00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:04.320 to the zoo for a little He had her check 317 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:05.879 in ready, had to check in. 318 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:08.039 It's kind of like the prisoner that escapes a prison 319 00:15:08.080 --> 00:15:12.200 and goes back because they got hungry, right, That's. 320 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:12.639 Probably what happened. By the way. 321 00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:16.519 The mongoose is described as a weasel like animal totally 322 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:18.799 in about twenty six inches in length, with a long, 323 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:22.519 brownish body, short legs, and a tail as long as 324 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:23.120 its body. 325 00:15:23.879 --> 00:15:24.919 Yep, carnivores. 326 00:15:25.399 --> 00:15:28.440 I feel like they're a distant cousin of the honey badger. 327 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:32.320 Perhaps definitely looked like they might be related to a ferret. 328 00:15:32.799 --> 00:15:35.639 But I feel like I've heard ma, mongooses are the 329 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:37.240 ones who can fight the cobras. 330 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:42.159 Yes, I just yeah, I just they can handle snakes. Yeah, 331 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:45.120 they've got a special spidy sense about them that they 332 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:46.679 are snake killers. 333 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:47.600 Yeah. 334 00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:48.559 Yeah, I like that. 335 00:15:48.919 --> 00:15:50.159 I like it that he went to the bar. 336 00:15:50.600 --> 00:15:53.000 Look at all these videos I can watch today of 337 00:15:53.159 --> 00:15:54.720 mongoose versus cobra. 338 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:58.159 Wow, is that what you're gonna do? 339 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:00.799 Yeah? Cobra versus mongoose. 340 00:16:00.840 --> 00:16:03.879 So this is good, Okay, So I feel like maybe 341 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:07.799 he should be on Ryan Reynolds's new animal series called Underdogs. 342 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:10.559 Remember I told you about it. He's talking about like 343 00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:12.759 the top of the food chain. He's talking about all 344 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:16.799 of like this. He calls them the zeros, not the heroes, 345 00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:19.240 the zeros of the animal world. And I watched the 346 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:22.000 first episode the other night and they had a honey 347 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:22.720 badger on it. 348 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:23.879 That's what made me think of it. 349 00:16:24.080 --> 00:16:27.080 Do you know that the honey badger is virtually indestructible, 350 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:30.440 Like a pack of dogs were holding him at all 351 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:33.519 different ends, pulling him apart, and he was perfectly fine 352 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:36.960 because his skin is indestructible. 353 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:38.240 He's like stretch armstrong. 354 00:16:38.279 --> 00:16:39.960 He's like stretch armstrung. He's real baggy. 355 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:41.360 They got a hold of him, but they couldn't pull 356 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:45.000 him apart. I feel like a mongoose might be a 357 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:46.960 featured guest on Underdogs. 358 00:16:47.080 --> 00:16:50.600 This is pretty funny because Ai says as it says, 359 00:16:50.639 --> 00:16:53.600 and he fights between a mongoose and a snake. The 360 00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:57.840 mongoose typically has the upper hand due to its agility, speed, 361 00:16:58.039 --> 00:16:59.879 and resistance to snake venom. 362 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:03.879 Yep, the honey badger also resistant to snake them. 363 00:17:04.079 --> 00:17:07.920 There are some tough creatures out there. I know this monk. 364 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:11.319 I want to see mongoose versus honey badger. 365 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:14.839 Let's ride into Ryan Reynolds and say, let's find this 366 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:16.200 pairing anyway. 367 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:19.279 GEF, I guess they could be calling him Jeff. 368 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:22.319 It's just a g e F. Let's call him Jeff. Yeah, 369 00:17:22.400 --> 00:17:24.119 Jeff went to the bar by the way. I think 370 00:17:24.119 --> 00:17:24.960 it's hilarious. 371 00:17:25.000 --> 00:17:27.599 And a showdown between a mongoose and a honey badger. 372 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:31.559 The honey badger would likely win due to its superior size, 373 00:17:31.599 --> 00:17:33.519 strength and powerful jaws. 374 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:35.200 Yeah, honey badger, don't play. 375 00:17:35.519 --> 00:17:39.160 No, you've seen that video, right, Yes, I have hysterical yes, 376 00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:41.519 all right, Well that mongoose has arted its freedom. 377 00:17:41.599 --> 00:17:43.039 Yeah, let the boy have a drink. 378 00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:44.720 Yeah, you and go back to the zoo. 379 00:17:44.839 --> 00:17:46.440 Go back to the zoo for a little irven. 380 00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:47.319 Stay with us. 381 00:17:47.319 --> 00:17:51.599 We've got more coming up the Diary of Perpetual Disappointments. 382 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:53.480 But first a quick backstory. 383 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:55.519 Yes, it's a book that I got for Sandy a 384 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:58.680 few years ago as a joke. I had no idea 385 00:17:58.799 --> 00:18:01.240 that he would actually keep it and fill it out. 386 00:18:01.480 --> 00:18:04.640 It is the exact opposite of an inspiration journal. 387 00:18:04.839 --> 00:18:05.240 Correct. 388 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:08.920 It is things that he writes down to remember to 389 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:11.279 be angry about them, Like if his mine kind of 390 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:13.079 lets it go and he moves on, he'll go back 391 00:18:13.079 --> 00:18:17.200 and read his Diary of Perpetual disappointments, remember that situation, 392 00:18:17.319 --> 00:18:18.680 and be angry all over again. 393 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:21.400 For example, here's some entries that I've made over the 394 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:25.000 years of doing this. How I know I am not 395 00:18:25.119 --> 00:18:28.319 one of God's little soldiers people I know I will 396 00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:31.200 never speak to again. Things I know. I will be 397 00:18:31.240 --> 00:18:35.440 a failure at grudges. I'll always keep things. I'll never 398 00:18:35.640 --> 00:18:39.319 organize conversations. I've overheard games. 399 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:41.839 I'm not good at games. I'm not good at and 400 00:18:42.119 --> 00:18:43.720 best guess when I will die. 401 00:18:43.880 --> 00:18:46.720