Speaker 1: All right, this is a great question.
Speaker 2: Everybody's got something to Even if you're a lazy bum,
Speaker 2: you probably do something in your life right now so
Speaker 2: your future me in this case, doesn't suffer a little bit. Again,
Speaker 2: don't get too hung up on future. Future could be
Speaker 2: tomorrow right or the next day, or it could be
Speaker 2: ten years from now. So try to give everyone example
Speaker 2: of that one you do with the coffee maker.
Speaker 3: I do this religiously.
Speaker 4: The night before, I fill up the coffee maker and
Speaker 4: I get everything ready, so all I have to do
Speaker 4: in the morning is get up, walk to the coffee
Speaker 4: maker and make my coffee.
Speaker 3: If there's no water in it, or.
Speaker 4: If I have to go get a new creamer out
Speaker 4: in the garage because there's not one on the end.
Speaker 3: It literally I feel like it ruins my day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you do it every day.
Speaker 3: I do it every single day. It's one of my
Speaker 3: nighttime chores.
Speaker 2: Two things that I do. One, when I get gas,
Speaker 2: I clean my car out. That's our trash away. When
Speaker 2: I get gas it's filling up, you might as well
Speaker 2: fill the time by picking.
Speaker 1: Up the trash in your car.
Speaker 3: Oh, I feel very attracted to you.
Speaker 2: The other thing that I just read I simply started doing,
Speaker 2: probably in the last month or so. I get my
Speaker 2: gym bag ready to go before, you know, the night before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the equivalent to laying at your clothes for
Speaker 4: the next morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I get my gym bag ready to go, and I
Speaker 2: actually fill my water bottle, do all that stuff, so
Speaker 2: I've got it ready to go for the next day.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: It just makes easier in the morning, right, you know,
Speaker 2: the afternoon whenever you're ready to go, You've got your
Speaker 2: stuff and you're ready.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: One of the things that I do that I don't
Speaker 4: understand why people make this a two step process when
Speaker 4: it can clearly be a one step process is if
Speaker 4: I'm standing at the kitchen sink rinsing off dishes, I
Speaker 4: then to my left, six inches from where I'm standing,
Speaker 4: I put the dishes in the dishwasher instead of rinsing
Speaker 4: the dishes and then sitting them in the left side
Speaker 4: of the sink and then leaving and going doing something else,
Speaker 4: so then I have to remember to come back and
Speaker 4: do it later.
Speaker 1: I don't understand that one.
Speaker 3: I don't understand. It's literally right there.
Speaker 2: Something that I do too. It's good for me. It's
Speaker 2: good for everybody, but Tricia loves. Every Thursday, I get
Speaker 2: a chlorox wipe or two and clean the entire commode,
Speaker 2: the entire thing. Every Thursday. I get a reminder on
Speaker 2: my phone, uh huh.
Speaker 1: And I get it.
Speaker 2: I clean it every single Thursday. That's just to avoid
Speaker 2: any future problem with me. Yes, with you, I guess correct.
Speaker 2: Uh do you have any more?
Speaker 4: I will tell myself all right now, I'm too tired
Speaker 4: tonight on the way home.
Speaker 3: I'll just get gas in the morning on the way
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 4: I know I not one time have I actually waited
Speaker 4: to do that, that it has been okay, and that
Speaker 4: I have not been late. So I always if I
Speaker 4: need gas, no matter how tired I am, we'll get
Speaker 4: it the day before or after work, because I know I'm.
Speaker 3: Not going to be able to do it in the morning.
Speaker 3: And it's always where.
Speaker 2: There's nothing more stressful than thinking you're going to run
Speaker 2: out of gas right, and the zero never means zero.
Speaker 3: The near I know I've pushed it to a couple
Speaker 3: of miles past the zero. I won't do it past.
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like you one time drove around
Speaker 4: as long as you could on zero gas, just as
Speaker 4: it was like fifty miles.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was like forty two miles. Yeah, last, thank god.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, I'm glad they do that though, yes, because
Speaker 2: if it was really zero mint zero, we had a
Speaker 2: lot of stranded vehicles, lots, lots and lots and lots,
Speaker 2: and then you know, you run out of gas. It
Speaker 2: used to be no one had a gas can to buy.
Speaker 2: Now every comedian store in the world has one to
Speaker 2: get one. Used to be more exciting. Couldn't call anybos
Speaker 2: more on the edge. Yeah, you couldn't call somebody, you know.
Speaker 2: It's just you were on your own when you ran
Speaker 2: out of gas. So it's always good to look at it.
Speaker 2: And a piece of advice be nice to your kids
Speaker 2: because they're the ones that are going to take care
Speaker 2: of you right in the future.
Speaker 1: Stay with us.
Speaker 2: We've got more coming up on Austin's Eighties Station one
Speaker 2: oh three point one. The trailer for the new Bruce
Speaker 2: Springsteen bio pic is out. We've got it for you
Speaker 2: in just a Moment, and the story we Love text
Speaker 2: Us Anytime seven three seven three zero one ninety six.
Speaker 1: His story is welahaw and.
Speaker 3: Now Live from the Lesser Whole studio. Here's Christia Delicia.
Speaker 4: So Jeremy Allen White is in all his glory as
Speaker 4: Bruce Springsteen in the first trailer for the movie Deliver
Speaker 4: Me from Nowhere.
Speaker 1: Here's what I want you to understand. This is not
Speaker 1: about the charts.
Speaker 5: This is about Bruce Springsteen, what he's doing with this album.
Speaker 4: Jeremy Allen White, everybody knows him from the hit Emmy
Speaker 4: winning role on The Bear.
Speaker 3: That's him singing.
Speaker 1: He was also before that and Shameless and he was great.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I mean really though, shot to fame with
Speaker 3: The Bear. I can't believe that's him singing.
Speaker 4: When I first saw the trailer, I was like, how
Speaker 4: do they dub Bruce Springsteen's voice so well? Jeremy Allen
Speaker 4: White is doing the singing. It's amazing. It focuses on
Speaker 4: Springsteen's nineteen eighty two album Nebraska. Yeah, one of the
Speaker 4: most acclaimed albums of all time, and it looks like
Speaker 4: it is going to be amazing.
Speaker 3: The movie is going to be in theaters October twenty four.
Speaker 2: You normally don't like musical biopics, but you recently fell
Speaker 2: in love with Bruce Springsteen having watched a documentary so
Speaker 2: Will that get you to the movie theater?
Speaker 4: Yes, I watched the documentary about his He's on tour,
Speaker 4: the tour he was on, they had behind the scenes
Speaker 4: documentary filmed called road Something, Road Stories something like that,
Speaker 4: and I re fell in love with Bruce Springsteen all
Speaker 4: over again. So I think that's why I'm very interested
Speaker 4: in this, but also amazed how much he sounds like Springsteen.
Speaker 2: Really does, which is incredible. Bruce recorded that record as
Speaker 2: like solo demos on a little four track recorder in
Speaker 2: his bedroom at his home in New Jersey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is pretty incrediblezing.
Speaker 2: To think that Bruce Springsteen even in nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 2: he was a big star already, so to be doing
Speaker 2: that at home pretty revolutionary back then.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I'll definitely go see that movie, did you? If you
Speaker 2: said it? I missed it? When does it come out?
Speaker 3: October twenty fourth?
Speaker 1: Long and they're already pumping the trailer.
Speaker 4: I know, they're really dragging us along for this, getting
Speaker 4: us pumped up for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is the story we love.
Speaker 2: If you missed the JB and Sandy Show between seven
Speaker 2: and eight this morning, here's something you missed, all right,
Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us. It's the JB and Sandy Show.
Speaker 2: My name is Sandy. This is JB. Trisha's here too.
Speaker 1: Hi everybody, and away we go.
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Speaker 2: horrified with what I'm about to tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's not it's not here yet.
Speaker 2: But up in North Texas, sty had a bunch of
Speaker 2: heavy rain and it flushed out the foot long hammerhead
Speaker 2: flatworms longo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They are an invasive specie that sneaks into gardens and
Speaker 2: long lawns. Their hammerhead shape makes them pretty easy to spot,
Speaker 2: but they ooze a neurotoxin that can irritate human skin
Speaker 2: and sickened pets. Anything that oozes something gross. If you
Speaker 2: do see someone in Sea one in Austin, Central Texas,
Speaker 2: they say, wear gloves. Never cut them all right, Instead
Speaker 2: drop them into a salt and vinegar mix, or freeze
Speaker 2: them for two days before tossing them out.
Speaker 4: Oh that Sandy, that's right, a nine year old Sandy's
Speaker 4: alley and freezing them.
Speaker 2: Dude's torture them for a while. The things we did
Speaker 2: to insects as a child. I mean, I'm surprised they
Speaker 2: didn't ship me off somewhere to make sure I wasn't
Speaker 2: a future Cereal coll We did some man like I
Speaker 2: think everybody did.
Speaker 1: You guys, jabe, this is a dude thing. I don't
Speaker 1: think girls did this.
Speaker 6: Maybe I know where you're gonna say, magnifying.
Speaker 3: Glass, magnify salt on sluge.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely. How about this one airplane glue on ants?
Speaker 1: You guys know I didn't do that. You guys didn't
Speaker 1: do that one?
Speaker 2: No, No, that was that was fun You just airplane
Speaker 2: blued ants.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean and I oh yeah.
Speaker 6: It's funny because now, as an adult, I will take
Speaker 6: the time to free and most insects into the wild
Speaker 6: and give them another chance.
Speaker 2: I don't squish anymore. Like if I see something out
Speaker 2: on my walk, I just let them go. I don't care.
Speaker 4: You squished and smeared lightning bugs.
Speaker 1: An adult, you're still a killer.
Speaker 4: No, as a kid, I'll kill it.
Speaker 3: I'll kill a nasty spider.
Speaker 6: We used to do that too, catch lightning bugs, and
Speaker 6: you pulled a little light off their tail and you
Speaker 6: could put it on your body like glowing jewelries.
Speaker 1: Happy about it?
Speaker 3: A tea on my shirt and lightning bud guts. I
Speaker 3: was disgusting.
Speaker 2: So we we did all these weird things with insects
Speaker 2: and my cousins. It was a my cousin's three or
Speaker 2: four years older than I am.
Speaker 1: I was young.
Speaker 2: I was like ten, and he had a neighbor. This
Speaker 2: was in Tucson, Arizona, in the middle of summer.
Speaker 1: It was kind of.
Speaker 2: Hot, and we didn't have a water bottle like every
Speaker 2: other kid does today. And so he had this other
Speaker 2: kid and his name was Marty, and Marty was like fifteen,
Speaker 2: and we did some weird stuff.
Speaker 1: So Marty Marty two stories about him.
Speaker 2: He dared me to see if I could shove ten
Speaker 2: roly pulleys up my notes.
Speaker 1: And as a it was like a double dog there.
Speaker 4: Oh, well, then you had to do There was no
Speaker 4: way I had to do it.
Speaker 6: Was there a prize involved if you pulled this off?
Speaker 6: Probably not just a double dog here.
Speaker 2: I think he was gonna let me look at his playboy.
Speaker 2: I think I can't remember. So we gathered up ten.
Speaker 2: Here's the problem with the roly pulley. They roll up
Speaker 2: right there, need to go up the nose. The problem
Speaker 2: is when they got the nose and the right so we.
Speaker 1: Were very cautious.
Speaker 2: I got them all up there, and then we got
Speaker 2: and then count made sure we counted all of them
Speaker 2: that came that we had that came out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that might be some kind of world record. I'm not sure,
Speaker 2: but it might be. Another story about Marty which is
Speaker 2: pretty funny. So Marty was like fifteen and he his
Speaker 2: parents for some reason, boughtom a car before he had
Speaker 2: a driver's license. Right, he couldn't even drive the car,
Speaker 2: just sat in the driveway. So we would go and
Speaker 2: sit in the car and Tucson in the middle of summer,
Speaker 2: sit in that car and Marty would we would have
Speaker 2: a contest. Marty would fart and we would see who
Speaker 2: could stay in there in the long best.
Speaker 4: Again for the thousandth time. Thank God that God gave
Speaker 4: me a daughter and not his son.
Speaker 1: Oh those were great times.
Speaker 6: I have a feeling Marty's still in his car he
Speaker 6: was playing.
Speaker 2: With, probably still there in Tucson, or that he's telling
Speaker 2: stories to his buddies about this dumb kid that he
Speaker 2: tricked him a shoving rolls up his nose. Oh, how
Speaker 2: fun I had thought, Old Marty in a long time.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 1: I don't remember his last name.
Speaker 3: I was going to look him up.
Speaker 1: No, I do not remember Marty's last name.
Speaker 2: But now that I can, maybe I think Marty got
Speaker 2: sent off to a boy's home somewhere.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe things haven't changed that much. I remember when
Speaker 6: my daughter was like maybe middle school, and we were
Speaker 6: at a restaurant, a patio restaurant, and this acquaintance of hers,
Speaker 6: this young kid that somebody said, I'll give you ten
Speaker 6: bucks if you lick all those hands off the table.
Speaker 1: And he did it. So, you know, yeah, we haven't
Speaker 1: changed much. Hey, dudes are dudes. Man.
Speaker 2: We do dumb stuff for the dumbest creature on earth
Speaker 2: between the age of like twelve and thirty, for.
Speaker 4: No reward, no anything, for the poly noosed trick.
Speaker 2: No, I got to say I did it, you know.
Speaker 2: Then I got to sit in his car.
Speaker 1: Part.
Speaker 2: It was funny because Marty'd be like, oh, I got one,
Speaker 2: and we could be three doors down and we'd run
Speaker 2: run to the car as fast as because they're disgusting.
Speaker 2: We'd get in the car and just wait and it happened.
Speaker 2: I won several times. That was from earlier this morning.
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Speaker 2: listened to this show at all, you know that I
Speaker 2: have a rule that if I were king, this would
Speaker 2: be the law. And animal in captivity that escapes captivity
Speaker 2: has earned its freedom. It's very much gladiator like. If
Speaker 2: you win the crowd, you win your freedom, right.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So we've heard about zebra's getting loose. We've heard of elephants,
Speaker 2: you name it, any creature that's gotten loose.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, they're free.
Speaker 3: They earned it, they did it. They outsmarted their captors.
Speaker 2: Right, and we got another case. And it's not very
Speaker 2: often that you hear about a mongoose on the loose.
Speaker 4: Right in Britain, a mongoose he escaped one of the
Speaker 4: wildlife parks. He ended up in a very unusual place.
Speaker 4: He ended up at a pub down the street about
Speaker 4: fifteen miles from the zoo.
Speaker 3: His name is Gef.
Speaker 4: Gef So he escaped, went to the bar, hang around
Speaker 4: at the bar for a while. Then they said he
Speaker 4: was gone for a few days and then returned later,
Speaker 4: and they're like, we think we went back to the
Speaker 4: to the zoo for a little He had her check
Speaker 4: in ready, had to check in.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like the prisoner that escapes a prison
Speaker 2: and goes back because they got hungry, right, That's.
Speaker 1: Probably what happened. By the way.
Speaker 2: The mongoose is described as a weasel like animal totally
Speaker 2: in about twenty six inches in length, with a long,
Speaker 2: brownish body, short legs, and a tail as long as
Speaker 2: its body.
Speaker 3: Yep, carnivores.
Speaker 4: I feel like they're a distant cousin of the honey badger.
Speaker 4: Perhaps definitely looked like they might be related to a ferret.
Speaker 4: But I feel like I've heard ma, mongooses are the
Speaker 4: ones who can fight the cobras.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just yeah, I just they can handle snakes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they've got a special spidy sense about them that they
Speaker 2: are snake killers.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: I like it that he went to the bar.
Speaker 2: Look at all these videos I can watch today of
Speaker 2: mongoose versus cobra.
Speaker 3: Wow, is that what you're gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Cobra versus mongoose.
Speaker 4: So this is good, Okay, So I feel like maybe
Speaker 4: he should be on Ryan Reynolds's new animal series called Underdogs.
Speaker 4: Remember I told you about it. He's talking about like
Speaker 4: the top of the food chain. He's talking about all
Speaker 4: of like this. He calls them the zeros, not the heroes,
Speaker 4: the zeros of the animal world. And I watched the
Speaker 4: first episode the other night and they had a honey
Speaker 4: badger on it.
Speaker 3: That's what made me think of it.
Speaker 4: Do you know that the honey badger is virtually indestructible,
Speaker 4: Like a pack of dogs were holding him at all
Speaker 4: different ends, pulling him apart, and he was perfectly fine
Speaker 4: because his skin is indestructible.
Speaker 1: He's like stretch armstrong.
Speaker 3: He's like stretch armstrung. He's real baggy.
Speaker 4: They got a hold of him, but they couldn't pull
Speaker 4: him apart. I feel like a mongoose might be a
Speaker 4: featured guest on Underdogs.
Speaker 2: This is pretty funny because Ai says as it says,
Speaker 2: and he fights between a mongoose and a snake. The
Speaker 2: mongoose typically has the upper hand due to its agility, speed,
Speaker 2: and resistance to snake venom.
Speaker 4: Yep, the honey badger also resistant to snake them.
Speaker 1: There are some tough creatures out there. I know this monk.
Speaker 2: I want to see mongoose versus honey badger.
Speaker 4: Let's ride into Ryan Reynolds and say, let's find this
Speaker 4: pairing anyway.
Speaker 3: GEF, I guess they could be calling him Jeff.
Speaker 4: It's just a g e F. Let's call him Jeff. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Jeff went to the bar by the way. I think
Speaker 4: it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: And a showdown between a mongoose and a honey badger.
Speaker 2: The honey badger would likely win due to its superior size,
Speaker 2: strength and powerful jaws.
Speaker 3: Yeah, honey badger, don't play.
Speaker 2: No, you've seen that video, right, Yes, I have hysterical yes,
Speaker 2: all right, Well that mongoose has arted its freedom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let the boy have a drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you and go back to the zoo.
Speaker 3: Go back to the zoo for a little irven.
Speaker 1: Stay with us.
Speaker 2: We've got more coming up the Diary of Perpetual Disappointments.
Speaker 1: But first a quick backstory.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a book that I got for Sandy a
Speaker 4: few years ago as a joke. I had no idea
Speaker 4: that he would actually keep it and fill it out.
Speaker 4: It is the exact opposite of an inspiration journal.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 4: It is things that he writes down to remember to
Speaker 4: be angry about them, Like if his mine kind of
Speaker 4: lets it go and he moves on, he'll go back
Speaker 4: and read his Diary of Perpetual disappointments, remember that situation,
Speaker 4: and be angry all over again.
Speaker 2: For example, here's some entries that I've made over the
Speaker 2: years of doing this. How I know I am not
Speaker 2: one of God's little soldiers people I know I will
Speaker 2: never speak to again. Things I know. I will be
Speaker 2: a failure at grudges. I'll always keep things. I'll never
Speaker 2: organize conversations. I've overheard games.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at games. I'm not good at and
Speaker 1: best guess when I will die.
Speaker 4: Texts I wish I hadn't sent. Yeah, oh, lots of that,
Speaker 4: lots of lots and lots of those.
Speaker 2: This latest one is I don't know if it's really
Speaker 2: my fault or not, but my entry into my perpetual
Speaker 2: Diary of Perpetual disappointments is deodorants that eventually failed.
Speaker 3: TDF is what you have there.
Speaker 4: TDF is more of a moment, but overall, it's a
Speaker 4: deodorant that is totally failed.
Speaker 3: TDF total deodorant failure.
Speaker 1: You put your deodorant on.
Speaker 2: It works perfectly for X amount of time, and then
Speaker 2: one day it goes on strike.
Speaker 3: One day you put it on and you still stink.
Speaker 2: Yes, and that happened to me yesterday, really, and that
Speaker 2: is terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe you didn't say something to me.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think I was near your pits. I
Speaker 3: don't think I was around.
Speaker 2: I didn't have to be that close really, especially after
Speaker 2: I worked out. Remember, and I need to get in
Speaker 2: the shower so bad. Yeah, yeah, and you you calculated
Speaker 2: when I would be home from the gym and got
Speaker 2: in the shower.
Speaker 3: Let me say again what I said last night. I
Speaker 3: don't think about you that much.
Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
Speaker 4: I don't you do too, I absolutely don't. When I
Speaker 4: wanted to shower, the shower was open and I showered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you took your time.
Speaker 4: It was in an out in less than ten minutes.
Speaker 4: You are ridiculous.
Speaker 2: So now, but the thing my problem is is that
Speaker 2: I buy most of my toiletries in bulk.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: So I've got six more sticks of this perpetual of
Speaker 2: this deodor d that doesn't work. It doesn't work anymore
Speaker 2: again at Costco, I get it on Amazon, which, by
Speaker 2: the way, I know how they do it, but it
Speaker 2: still impresses me. They send me reminders of when I
Speaker 2: need things and I do, Like I need shaving cream.
Speaker 2: I got a reminder, Hey, you probably need shaving cream,
Speaker 2: and I looked. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: That creeps me out a little bit.
Speaker 1: To see your buying patterns.
Speaker 2: I use that nightguard in my sleep with the nightguard
Speaker 2: so I don't grib my teeth. Yeah. I literally was like,
Speaker 2: I need to get a new one of these, and
Speaker 2: I open up Amazon. There's a reminder, Hey, do you
Speaker 2: need one of these?
Speaker 4: I can see the nightguard thing. But regarding this shaving cream,
Speaker 4: you have a bald head. You use twice as much
Speaker 4: shaving cream as average bear because you're not only shaving
Speaker 4: your face, you're shaving your head too.
Speaker 2: So how do they know Because they've seen my buying patterns.
Speaker 2: They saw that it was three months.
Speaker 1: I like it. It's great. I buy all my toilet
Speaker 1: trees on Amazon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but now, like, what happens you have you have
Speaker 4: a non functioning deodorant.
Speaker 2: You got six of a non functioning deodorant has been.
Speaker 3: Called yeah, so hot. Now what do we do.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I just order something else, keep that.
Speaker 2: When that one fails, go back.
Speaker 3: To that one, switch it back.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: So that's my entry into my diary of perpetual disappointments.
Speaker 2: Let's wrap it up with some of the things we learned.
Speaker 4: All right, My first funny today I think is funny.
Speaker 4: Somebody share it with you guys. Again, I don't think
Speaker 4: it's fare when other people have banana bread and I
Speaker 4: do not have a banana bread.
Speaker 3: Very simple, but very to the point.
Speaker 1: Same could apply for a cinnamon roll.
Speaker 3: Cinnamon roll, an iced sugar cookie, a donut. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: just isn't fair one way.
Speaker 1: I get very mad when others have donuts.
Speaker 4: You have a weird thing with donuts. I mean, I'm
Speaker 4: just putting it out there.
Speaker 1: I haven't had one.
Speaker 4: Like your eyes kind of get big, like you get it.
Speaker 4: You go into like frantic mode with donuts.
Speaker 1: It'll be three o'clock in the afternoon, I'll go get donuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you came in one day and you're like, would
Speaker 3: you like to go on a donut dat?
Speaker 1: It was so romantic.
Speaker 3: I had one, you had five.
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it big, Yep.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 4: So another thing we learned. Charlie Sheen, Tiger's Blood Winning.
Speaker 4: He's writing his autobiography. It's called the Book of Sheen,
Speaker 4: and he is talking about all the things in here.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is and I said it kind
Speaker 2: of earlier, But I've I had a wild life. I
Speaker 2: mean from my college years to my forties, pretty out
Speaker 2: of control.
Speaker 1: Nothing compared to Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 3: Oh, he laughed at you. If you told him some
Speaker 3: of your stories, you.
Speaker 2: Would call me an amateur. And most of my stories
Speaker 2: will blow people away. But Charlie, she's a whole different level.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, nothing's off limits, all the things. It's
Speaker 4: like a train wreck in book for him. I have
Speaker 4: to watch it, like to listen to it.
Speaker 1: Remember the Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 2: Remember in the Bachelor party they went on and they
Speaker 2: destroyed an entire floor of a hotel.
Speaker 1: Stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Charlie Sheen levels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's professional.
Speaker 4: I know. I really want him to do the audiobook
Speaker 4: version him reading it, because that's what I'm going to
Speaker 4: listen to it. I'd rather hear him talking about it.
Speaker 4: You're just reading the book too. And finally, Jeremy Allen
Speaker 4: White known from the hit TV show The Bear is
Speaker 4: portraying Bruce Springsteen in the movie called Deliver Me from Nowhere.
Speaker 3: And just know that Jeremy Allen White does the singing himself.
Speaker 1: It's pretty impressive. Here you go, here's the trailer.
Speaker 5: Here's what I want you to understand. This is not
Speaker 5: about the charts. This is about Bruce Springsteen. What are
Speaker 5: you doing with this album?
Speaker 4: Don't tell me that wasn't Bruce Springsteen singing that? Pretty cool,
Speaker 4: It's amazing. What's amazing about it?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: It kind of focuses on the album Nebraska, which came
Speaker 2: out in nineteen eighty two and had.
Speaker 3: No hits, right, none, no doubt.
Speaker 1: All the music, yeah, all the music going to hear
Speaker 1: it as all the hits. But you know, Bruce never
Speaker 1: had a number one.
Speaker 4: I feel like we just figured that out not too
Speaker 4: long ago.
Speaker 2: That's shocking. And his worst song got to number two,
Speaker 2: Dancing in the Dark.
Speaker 4: Oh, it was the first song I associate with Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 4: First time I heard it and Courtney Cox getting pulled
Speaker 4: up on the stage.
Speaker 3: It was the video is MTV video time?
Speaker 2: You like songs that tell stories, right? Listen to Johnny
Speaker 2: ninety nine okay from Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1: All right, great stuff anyway.
Speaker 4: If you want to see that movie, Deliver Me from Nowhere,
Speaker 4: it doesn't come out till October.
Speaker 2: Have a great day and a great weekend. Friends, Thanks
Speaker 2: for spending time with us. We do appreciate it. We'll
Speaker 2: do it again on Monday. Be here for it, Okay.
Speaker 2: Until then, don't take any crap from anybody.