Speaker 1: Thank you, Carlo san Diego.
Speaker 2: Okay, carl what happened on this epic week's episode of
Fresh Meat?
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully all of that wasn't over the outro or
the intro.
Speaker 3: That's something it was, Yeah, probably.
Speaker 1: This episode starts with Lynette and Diam having a conversation
because Lynette is just so upset Damn and Derek voted
her and she thought that they were such a good friends.
She wishes that they weren't elimination. I was so annoyed
by this. You guys have known each other for like
three weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so important. Back then, you're like twenty one,
so important. Old people were just like this is so stupid.
I can stop doing it.
Speaker 1: It's just it's funny. And then we almost immediately get
a text from TJ and it says you are a
hop skip and a jump away from your next challenge.
And then we get another shot of Lynette and CEO cuddling,
and although Tim has decided he's no longer doing this, Tim,
so we are. The challenge is called jump Down under
Wolfe wanna give us the game? It's jumping from the platform.
Speaker 4: Okay, so people have to jump off a platform swim
over to one of those what the fuck are those
giant bags like alob Like, somebody sits in it and
super launch other people jump on top of it and
launches them out of the water. And I was like, oh,
this looks like this is gonna be fun. Turns out
it wasn't. So you have to jump off a platform
into the water, swim up, climb on top of the blob,
crawl across that, grab your flag, you and your partner,
and then you have to get down and then swim
to a couple of booies and hook your flag up
to them. And whoever finishes it in the fastest time
is today's winners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and those winners are not only safe from the exile,
but they also whin Oakley.
Speaker 5: Thump sunglasses, the first sunglasses on the market to have
an MP three player and a what they looked like
they weighed fifty pounds.
Speaker 6: Well, they also looked cool.
Speaker 2: No they didn't.
Speaker 4: They looked at hideous watching and she just started laughing
like crazy.
Speaker 2: She's like, that's insane.
Speaker 1: I had to stop and rewind to check them out
again because it was so insane. Actually, this was an
actual thing. They made sunglasses with an MP three built
into the MP three player, filed into the.
Speaker 2: Side stick off the stems.
Speaker 1: And yeah, oh god.
Speaker 2: They were so ugly, sit very uncomfortably in your ears.
Speaker 1: Probably, and they probably cost like six hundred dollars probably. Yeah.
So the blob, it was the reason why this whole
competition was so difficult. It's normally the blob like when
you're when you're people are jumping on that sort of thing,
it's only like three quarters blown up or like half
blown up. This one was completely blown up. Has Tim
just decided to just wander around his house? Yes, you
saw him walk through the background.
Speaker 2: He's getting a drink.
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, so this was What did.
Speaker 2: You think of the Oakley MP three? Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a tech like I I do remember back
in these days, I thought they were pretty fucking cool.
In two thousand and six, kidding twenty twenty five, they're
they're bullshit, But back then they were kind of cool.
And like for me, I like tech. I'm always like
big in one of these tech guys. Carlyn, you might
have this this Zach you too, you're a little young.
Well if you do, you remember they used to have
headphones that had radio built into the headphones. Those were
fucking sick, dude. I loved those things, even though they
looked ridiculous. I would have worn these sunglasses for sure.
You play MP these with your sunglasses.
Speaker 2: It's pretty sweet. Zach were pretty cool that he would
wear them.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't wear them today, but Zach, I'm with you.
Back then they were cool. They were like they were cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean today we have much more like advanced technology
that worked better.
Speaker 2: But you would totally wear them today.
Speaker 6: I don't lie, no, because there's other technology. Back then
I would if we didn't have a better method.
Speaker 2: Zach would. Zach would totally wear them.
Speaker 4: I mean when he walks into a store where it's bright,
he would take them off, put them backwards on the
back of his neck.
Speaker 2: Sure, everybody's cool. I got my old cleves.
Speaker 3: You you'd nailed it backward sunglasses, guy, I was nailed it.
Speaker 2: Nerd.
Speaker 6: What's really super nerd is you know because I used
to have prescription ones for like driving, So then I'd
go into a store and I'd like have the sunglasses
on the back of my head and my regular glasses
on the front.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and well you get the transitions.
Speaker 4: Now, you know you have my fucking grandparents at him,
and I'm like, well, that seems like something I could do.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I own two pairs of sunglasses, but they are a prescription.
I have to swap them, so I'm when I hang
my regular glasses from my shirt, so I look like
I still.
Speaker 4: Just feel like we we did not learn a lesson
from Dwyane Wade where you have the flip the ones
that flip up. Yeah, it's saying he taught us so
long ago.
Speaker 1: I was gonna be so excited and so riveted by
this conversation about sunglass.
Speaker 4: Taught us the convenience of the flip up sunglasses, and
we've learned nothing.
Speaker 3: They're super convenient. They're just not cool. They're not there's
nothing stylish.
Speaker 2: Oh they're cool, just.
Speaker 3: Like transit no offense will. Transitions aren't cool either.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. I don't have to do nothing. I walk outside,
my glasses change for me.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: I don't have to do nothing.
Speaker 3: That is. I mean, I like that. It's just it's
the it's the kind of sending looks that normal people
give you.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, back to the challenge. So the Shane
and Lynnett are set up to go first, which again
is not not thrilled about. She thought that dam would
you know, do her a solid, not put her first.
So they jump off the platform, and they come to
realize because they both crawl onto this super lunch together
and anytime you make any movement, the whole thing tips,
which is because it's completely blown up, so they have
to do very small movements all that sort of thing.
Next we have Wes and Casey. Casey is freaking out
because she doesn't like heights, freaking out. This is it
is peak Casey. Yeah, she's just terrified, and she's like,
no one in their right mind would jump off a
four story building except.
Speaker 2: For everybody else in this challenge.
Speaker 3: I was like sort of self awareness about this, like
who would do this? Nobody's gonna do.
Speaker 1: Or like every professional divers who regularly jumped from high
jumps that are that height.
Speaker 4: Like if I was West, I was like TJ bowl
the horn and then just full on shoved rop.
Speaker 3: He wanted to man, you could.
Speaker 1: Tell you he was. He was close to.
Speaker 3: His strategy. Just keeps saying like it's three seconds, Casey,
just three seconds.
Speaker 2: Just go blank your mind and you just do it.
Speaker 3: Could you do this. Yes, you could really do this easy, Zach,
can you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Darrell did this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We have seen him terrified of heights and he did this.
D M did this. We've also seen her terrified of
heights and she did it.
Speaker 3: I would struggle with this one really, Yeah, because I
think of water. Yeah, because really it's like when we
talk about these challenges and like how they're dangerous, but
you shouldn't really be scared. There's like all this safety
like they wouldn't do this if they if you could
get injured. There's no safety things here. There's no net,
there's no lines, there's no like you're just jumping in
the water.
Speaker 1: People on the regular go clip jumping into like waves
and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3: I would do that shit either.
Speaker 6: I'd probably be trying to run and jump and land
on the blob that might be.
Speaker 3: I would be more likely to do that than just
jump into the water.
Speaker 1: If your partner, if your partner held your hand and
was like, Okay, let's do this together, would you be
more inclined to do it?
Speaker 3: I think I. I do think I could force myself to
do it eventually. I think I would take I would
need a minute to like work myself up and I
get like Casey's stress, Like I don't think this is
just just go do it. This is like this would
fucking terrify me.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You just look straight ahead, you don't
look down, You look straight ahead, you run and jump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I would not. I don't know
I would. I would not well because.
Speaker 4: You For me, it's just like the big fear for
me is if I happened upon this place that there's
something in the water, I'm gonna hit Yeah. Obviously all
the safety people have gone in and made sure there's nothing,
so there's like no downside.
Speaker 2: Literally just run and jump into the water. That's it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only thing that like that worries me about it
is like when you see professional divers diving from really
any height more than just like a normal, you know,
four foot diving board type of thing. They usually have
a sprinkler of some sort uh throwing water out into
the area that they're jumping into, because it breaks that
water tension and it makes it a little bit easier
for you to it one. It breaks the water tension
intwo you can actually see the surface of the water
because it's really hard to see from that high up.
So I feel like it would have been nice if
they had like divers down there making a little bit
of a you know, this is where the breaking the
water tension, just so that it doesn't you know, it's
not quite as hard when you hit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a bunch of per podcast fucking Zach, you would
do it? Come on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you guys have a bunge jumped? Anybody bungee
jumper or no?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know that. I entirely trust a giant
rubber band. I'd be more inclined to go skydiving.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's also weird. You're going to trust a parachute
more than a rubber band.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we have people who are like we trust.
We've been trusting people to parachutes for like a hundred years.
Speaker 3: Probably bungee jumps here, right, I bet more people have
died jumping out of a plane than a bungee jump.
That google that.
Speaker 1: I feel like there are less people who have bungee
jumped than who have jumped out of a plane, because
we've got paratroopers and all kinds of different things. I yeah, anyway, Yeah,
Lynette are not Lynette and casey, I'm we have THEO
and Shanda. They they find out that if you go
one person at a time, so one person crawls up there,
the other person acts as a counterweight, then it's a
lot easier to grab your flags. And every other team
after that doesn't, so everybody else goes a lot faster. Afterwards,
Durrell says, I'm gonna jump. I might look like a bitch,
but I'm gonna do it. And then when he's jumping,
is oh shit that hangtime though, that hangtime was a
solid like two seconds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kenny too yelled, yelled him insane shit on his
way down. I think you more kind of spooked about
it than they let on.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you jump and you scream at the
same time, then you'll be fine. Let out all that adrenaline.
You'll hit the water. It'll feel great.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 6: According to a couple sources, bungee jumping and skydiving have
about the same rate of UH death, which is one
in five hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: One in five hundred thousand. Jesus, that's a lot. Yeah,
I'd really feel safe about skydiving and even doing this challenge.
Speaker 2: I really would.
Speaker 3: I know that that's insane. But skydiving like there's safety,
like you have a parachute and like a backup parachute.
This is just like it goes wrong, like you're just
a dead person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could trip and fall fall into the water.
Speaker 6: That'd be what give me the most is like running
down and you like right at the end, you like
slip on some like water something you fall and like
slide off the edge or something in the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I have good, good point good.
Speaker 1: So ultimately Derek and Diam are the winners. So they
have they just basically it they get to they get
to set the next lineup. That's really all they win.
So the Exile, we're onto that it is going to be.
It is going to be West and Casey versus Shane
and Lennette because neither of those teams want to pardon.
And if you have listened to any of the previous
episodes that we have done on Fresh Meat, you have
already heard this, but we're gonna run through it again.
So the game for the Exile, it is a race.
You have two checkpoints within that race, and both checkpoints
are optional. If you do said optional, then you will
get a prize and if you do set optional puzzle
and you get it right, then you will get a prize,
and that prize can be anything from dropping the bags
that you have to carry to taking a car to
the end of the finish line. If you get it wrong,
then you just have to continue on as is. Both
teams have to carry weights that carry bags that have
weight in them that weigh the same amount as your
as their luggage that they brought with them. So for
West and Casey it's one hundred and thirteen pounds combined
and for Shane Lenet at one hundred and seventy one.
And at both checkpoints there is a flag and you
have to collect your flag and bring it with you
in order to cross the finish line and win.
Speaker 3: That is the rule that often gets hurt everybody. Yeah,
that's that keeps people that flag.
Speaker 1: Yep. So they take off and hold on.
Speaker 4: Is this the one where they we learn they change
the rule up so your partner has to be with
you to.
Speaker 3: No, that's just that's just the last one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the last one.
Speaker 1: So they take off. Shane and Lynnette early lead. They
get to the puzzle first and they start reading it
and they can't even make sense of the words that
are that they're trying to record the puzzle, so they
just grab their flag and keep running. Casey and Wes
they do their typical thing of just grabbing the flag
and going, but Casey does kind of linger, thinking that
she could actually get this one. Her head doesn't seem
quite as in the game as it has been for
other exiles.
Speaker 3: The impression too weirdly enough, Yeaes saying it's just sort
of like her attitude and tone or something seems like
she's not as into this.
Speaker 1: She was just a little off.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Both of them do the exact same thing for
the second challenge or the second checkpoint. They grab their
flags and continue going. At this point in time, Wes
ends up taking all of the bags, all four of them,
so he has one hundred and thirteen pounds extra on
his back. Gives Casey the flag and says, just get
ahead of Lynette. Just run and get ahead of Lynette.
Oh no, sorry, this is going to the second checkpoint.
So she gets ahead of Lynette. They both get. Both
teams get to the second checkpoint. They both make half
ass tries at it. I didn't even record what the
game was. Both of them get it wrong and then
they continue running. Ultimately it's a really close finish, but
Wes and Casey went again.
Speaker 3: Well, then, was it just experience here less weight? Yeah,
I think so something like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a little bit less weight.
Speaker 2: The weight seems to be paying off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're the better team. I mean, Shane
and Lynette probably in a more fair game, they probably
would have won this one.
Speaker 1: I think with West carrying more weight and Casey being
able to just run, then I think that Wes and
Casey are the better team. If you weigh down Casey,
then I think they're about the same.
Speaker 3: But that plan doesn't work. If Wes has to carry
one hundred and seventy pounds, he probably.
Speaker 1: Couldn't know he's carrying one hundred and thirteen.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. If if he had to carry
as much as Shane, Thennette because seventy right, yeah, one
seventy one. So if it was a fair fight, if
it was they both had to carry the same amount
of wait, I bet Shane Manette won this one. Yeah,
maybe it doesn't matter, but I bet I think you're
the better team. Frankly they West and Casey won because
they had less wait, they had to carry less weight.
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Who We've seen a couple of times this season where
Wes and Casey only won because the other team forgot
their flag. Yeah, so I definitely think that's true. There's
been a lot of luck on their side thus far.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's very sure.
Speaker 3: That's experience too, like because they've forgotten the flags and
then now they don't forget him as often. Yeah, so
you know, it's a lot. I've done it a bunch yep.
Speaker 1: We do get a talking head from Casey saying that
the more people they kick off, the more confident she
is in the game, which good for her. She did
not seem confident at all in this episode. And then
we also get a talking head from v Of who's
talking about how she's still like she's basically DM she's
still mad at her because she and Lynette and Dim
were kind of creating a friendship and you know, keep
your your friends close and your enemies closers what she says.
And then we end the episode with a scene of
Derek and Dim almost kissing, and that's the end of
the upset.
Speaker 4: We're going to get into the next episode. Wa it's
so weird seeing these two.
Speaker 1: It is it's very strange thing that is, like CT
is going to come punch you straight in the head.
Speaker 3: Not only because of the DM and CT connection. That's
definitely part, Like you just picture DM with CT only.
But I think this is the only time, unless I'm
forgetting something, that we've seen Derek sort of romantically involved
with somebody, and even that's weird. He doesn't seem like
that guy. And then when you seem like flirting and stuff,
it's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's very strange. It's just it's owed.
Speaker 3: Would his flirting have done anything for you? Super fucking
drunk on the side of drunk? No, I'm so pretty.
You're just such a pretty You're just so pretty.
Speaker 1: Okay, we have to remember the Derek and DM are
of like similar heights. Derek comes up to like my nose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Derek's like five six or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's tiny.
Speaker 2: You could just motor boat you would just stand up.
Speaker 1: Is that is that appealing to you, Carl, not even
in the slightest.
Speaker 3: Motor Boating is so funny because it's like it's purely
for the dude, like dudes are love. The woman is
just like fucking what you're just slobbering all over my.
Speaker 2: Tits, Like, stop it.
Speaker 3: It's gross. There's nothing sexual about that to you, right,
there's nothing like they would do anything, no, nothing, God,
it would suck to be a woman. I'm so glad.
Speaker 2: I'm a dude.
Speaker 3: It's great. We got the better part of every every
situation where the better part of it.
Speaker 2: It's great, good times. Hey, everybody had every challenge. Pot
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Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 6: So it's kind of funny because, uh, well if you
can have alluded to it earlier, but the scene is
of Casey and West on the platform to jump and
Casey complaining and West just being like, I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna throw you off, and herve been like,
don't do it, West, don't do it. And finally he's like,
I'm not gonna throw you off. TJ, don't start it.
But he was originally being like, I'll just throw you off.
Speaker 2: I would have done it. I'd be like two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars, bitch, let's go.
Speaker 3: Jesus, yeah, bitch.
Speaker 6: So I looked because I felt like Derek has had
more hookups, and Derek has actually had quite a few
hookups on the show. On the dual one, he hooked
up with both Robin and Jody.
Speaker 3: Remember that, I need to watch the.
Speaker 1: Did he actually hook up or did he just kiss them?
Speaker 3: I don't I just looked up.
Speaker 1: We have to we have to define what hookups means,
because to me, hookups is he like there's more than
just like a peck on the cheek or a peck
on the lips. Because I feel like him him kissing
Robin and Jody is like a real quick we're all drunk,
this is funny. We're all playing like truth or dayer
type of thing.
Speaker 3: I don't remember either of those.
Speaker 6: Then that throughout his time on the show, he had
hookups with Tanya, Casey and Jen.
Speaker 3: Jen. Yes, I don't remember Casey either. Casey ked up
with Bananas. I remember that on the duel, Yes, because
I was really and jealous of him.
Speaker 6: Because I was thinking, because I thought at some point
him and Keina had a hook up.
Speaker 2: But I guess not.
Speaker 3: The smallest sick of all time. He is also a
little bitny thing and she like she is.
Speaker 2: Alright's good times. Hey everybody, thanks for listening.
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