Speaker 1: Right now, I'm more nervous than Freeman at a railroad convention.
Speaker 2: We want both.
Speaker 3: If I'm not on next week, you know why, no
Speaker 3: white hanging on your line, sing a song of feeling fine.
Speaker 3: We're clean and bright as we can because we've been
Speaker 3: witing Tie Douche.
Speaker 4: Rat Drive from Hollywood Rock and Campbell's Tide. The Washington
Speaker 4: Miracle that gives you the cleanest Closing town probably presents
Speaker 4: The Red Skelton Show with Red Skeleton, Day Rose and
Speaker 4: his orchestral Lorraine Battle, Pat McKee and Zick Ryan will
Speaker 4: be mean, Rod O'Connor ron the Skelton scrap Book of Satire,
Speaker 4: a Storian titled The Big Scare and as fire as
Speaker 4: MGM's found Red Skelton. All right, rod Hi Skelton, how
Speaker 4: do you feel?
Speaker 1: I feel alive tonight?
Speaker 4: What do you know for sure?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 4: How is that plane trip to Texas with Chuck Wallers?
Speaker 3: Well, the whole crew knew that I was a little frightened,
Speaker 3: so they gave me the business.
Speaker 4: Did you get airsick?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The hostess says, would you like to step outside and
Speaker 3: get some air for a few minutes?
Speaker 1: I says, we're twenty thousand.
Speaker 4: Feet Uh, what did she say?
Speaker 3: She was surprised and says, maybe that's why those other
Speaker 3: passengers didn't come back.
Speaker 4: Did you go forward with the pilot only for.
Speaker 2: A few seconds?
Speaker 3: I said to the pilot, I says, hey, that gas
Speaker 3: gage says empty.
Speaker 2: Does that mean anything? He says not to me.
Speaker 1: I got a parachute.
Speaker 4: Why are you ready to go down to the town hall?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ready to go, boy.
Speaker 1: As soon as they get in the car.
Speaker 4: Now let's go by. Are you still in that picture
Speaker 4: with Esther Williams? Yeah? Boy, what a job?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Esther Williams don't bother me.
Speaker 5: In fact, when I see her coming, I walk the other.
Speaker 4: Way, one other way on my hands. Of a picture
Speaker 4: takes place in Texas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, there's one scene in the picture.
Speaker 3: This kid you Well, there are two guys and they
Speaker 3: both started and they're working in a blacksmith shops. So
Speaker 3: one guy standing, he's got a big pair of pliers
Speaker 3: and he's holding a horse shoe in the fire and.
Speaker 2: He says he.
Speaker 4: The pete, Uh get ready to hit to hit the.
Speaker 1: Smack this thing.
Speaker 3: With you And the other guy say, boy, I'll be there.
Speaker 3: So the guy throws the horse shoe over on the anvil,
Speaker 3: and he says, all right, come on, boy.
Speaker 2: H smack it.
Speaker 3: Well, hit and the other guy just till I hit
Speaker 3: it with the boot, the big big, the large slags
Speaker 3: or the or.
Speaker 2: The little one.
Speaker 1: The only guy should forget it.
Speaker 6: It's full now, hey, step on the gas and we'll
Speaker 6: be late.
Speaker 5: Okay, boy, say.
Speaker 3: You know we're gonna need a bigger town hall. Look
Speaker 3: at the crowd that showed up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh there's con cadetal hopper. I'm gonna go, say hello, I'll.
Speaker 1: See you inside. I want to see if we get
Speaker 1: some seats.
Speaker 4: Lady, pardon me, hey, clam, Well here I am.
Speaker 3: I've got plenty here nothing, yes, sir, right between my ears?
Speaker 3: All right, Well I don't feel so good today. You
Speaker 3: see my pet cake died. Oh that's too bad, Yes
Speaker 3: it is, but we all got to go or later.
Speaker 2: Seemed like everything.
Speaker 1: Happens to me.
Speaker 2: First, my pet pig dies and my.
Speaker 1: Cow goes dry.
Speaker 3: Now, my chickens won't lay an egg unless you bring
Speaker 3: back an empty shell.
Speaker 4: What you got in that sack?
Speaker 6: What have you got in that sack?
Speaker 2: Oh, this is a lock of my girl's hair.
Speaker 4: Clam, I never knew you were sentimental. You gonna carry
Speaker 4: it in your wallet?
Speaker 2: No, it's for scrubbing pots.
Speaker 1: Run in short on steel wool.
Speaker 4: Give me your girl's hair?
Speaker 6: Is that cord?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she hadn't bought a broom in five years. She
Speaker 1: just bends over and wiggles your eyebrow.
Speaker 4: Your girl must be a little Oh she is.
Speaker 3: You know she got braces on her teeth, got braised
Speaker 3: on her teeth. I have a lot of fillings, you see, boy,
Speaker 3: when we kiss, you should see the sparks for life.
Speaker 4: Are you going to the town hall meeting?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I might attend, but I hope that movie director Chuck
Speaker 3: Reisner don't speak.
Speaker 2: Boy, he's too convincing.
Speaker 3: He told us why we should donate blood to the
Speaker 3: blood bank, and the next day I went down and.
Speaker 2: Gave all of my blood.
Speaker 4: Look stupid, who's stupid you are?
Speaker 2: I'm stupid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're stupid.
Speaker 2: Well thanks for telling me. I'll straighten up.
Speaker 4: You know, if you didn't have any blood, you wouldn't
Speaker 4: be alive.
Speaker 3: Who's a wie, aren't you?
Speaker 2: My birth certificate said could be?
Speaker 4: My claim is good to see you. I have to
Speaker 4: go now. That's Captain's motioning for me.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll see you around. I gotta go bury my
Speaker 1: pet skunk.
Speaker 4: Did your pet skunk guy too?
Speaker 2: Yep, I think, don't keep the gutter?
Speaker 7: Hey, right over here, it's can meeting working to order.
Speaker 7: Why are we waiting for our Princeville speaker, San Fernando Red,
Speaker 7: who has been detained by a nasty accident.
Speaker 1: He's right.
Speaker 8: Racter and Gambo, the Gilbert and Sullivan of radio will
Speaker 8: entertain us with their coral group.
Speaker 1: We wear the cleanest post in town. Three happy husband's
Speaker 1: weep because.
Speaker 5: You married three smart girls who use the.
Speaker 9: Gets close any soap, any soap, Yes, any soap, You
Speaker 9: get the cleanest washing down.
Speaker 2: With the.
Speaker 10: Yes ma'am sing it or just plane say it. Tide
Speaker 10: gives you the cleanest wash in town. Because we've proved
Speaker 10: it in the laboratory. Why we've tested Tide against every
Speaker 10: soap you've ever heard of. Chances are we've tested it
Speaker 10: against the soap you've been using, and every time the
Speaker 10: results the same.
Speaker 1: Tide.
Speaker 10: Just plane gets closed cleaner than any other washing products
Speaker 10: sold throughout America. Of course, millions of you women have
Speaker 10: proved that right in your own washing machines. The only
Speaker 10: difference is Our results show up in facts and figures,
Speaker 10: but yours show up in the cleaner clothes. Your children
Speaker 10: wear the cleaner sheets and towels in your linen closet.
Speaker 10: So next wash day, wash your clothes in those terrific
Speaker 10: tide suns, then wring them wrinsome and hang up the
Speaker 10: cleanest wash in town.
Speaker 7: Get any any you.
Speaker 1: Get the cleanest washing tog with tea.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 8: I order, ladies, gentlemen, order anything. Will now be addressed
Speaker 8: by the Honorable San Fernando rend Thank you, miss or
Speaker 8: where you get warm in your hands?
Speaker 5: Frans and you.
Speaker 10: Are my fran.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make a political speech.
Speaker 3: I promise you that. And you know when I promise
Speaker 3: you something extincts stick.
Speaker 1: I proved that.
Speaker 3: By my campaign promises, whatever they were. And I ain't
Speaker 3: gonna make no political speech because that ain't why I'm here.
Speaker 3: I'm here because I'm scared to go home. I just
Speaker 3: returned from our nation's capital, Independence, Missouri.
Speaker 1: And I'd like to say that this freeze.
Speaker 3: That the government has just put on has gone a
Speaker 3: little too far. It was fifteen below zero back there.
Speaker 3: There was a terrible snowstorm, but there wasn't one eye
Speaker 3: cycle on Harry's house. Of course, when Margaret hits high Sea,
Speaker 3: something has to give worse. Every time Harry goes on
Speaker 3: that yacht, everybody has to go.
Speaker 1: Whens.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you I just got back from Washington, d C.
Speaker 3: And believe me, neighbors, when I tell you I saw
Speaker 3: Congress and Session.
Speaker 1: You know what Congress is. That's bingo with billions.
Speaker 3: Why I'm telling you they're spending money like it was
Speaker 3: going out of style. As you all know that, I've
Speaker 3: been in office only since last November, and I'm what
Speaker 3: saying that short time, I have accomplished quite a lot.
Speaker 1: I've made myself enough money.
Speaker 3: To retire already. But now comes for the reason why
Speaker 3: I'm looking you in the face. And as I look
Speaker 3: into your face, I can see there are a lot
Speaker 3: of faces that really need looking into.
Speaker 1: I'm here to fut a word around about them. Man
Speaker 1: who's been dragging Bond name through the mud.
Speaker 3: Willy lumplump. Let's look at the facts. Now, these are
Speaker 3: the facts. I'll get him. I ain't gonna repeat this.
Speaker 3: These are the facts.
Speaker 1: Now. This man is a disgraced star community.
Speaker 3: He has no job, he has no savings, He has
Speaker 3: no self respect, and he spends already time lying in
Speaker 3: the gutter. He ain't fit for nothing. There's only one
Speaker 3: job that he could hold, and you've already elected me.
Speaker 1: Let's ride really out of town on the rail. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you a few adult neighbors. He's gonna say the
Speaker 1: right thing, and I'll be impeached.
Speaker 4: He's got let's get out of here. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 4: she read the folk sounds sore? Do you think they're
Speaker 4: really right? Willie? Out of town rail?
Speaker 1: They bring a brass around, he'll get on it himself. Hey,
Speaker 1: but we can't let this happen to Willie. He's got
Speaker 1: a wife and three kids.
Speaker 4: I didn't know the lump Plumps had any children.
Speaker 1: Who's talking about children?
Speaker 2: They raise goots? What's come on?
Speaker 4: We got a one Willie, but the crowds after him. Well.
Speaker 1: Look, last time I saw Willie, he was in a
Speaker 1: pet store with Junior.
Speaker 4: What was he doing in a pet store?
Speaker 1: He bought Junior a couple of white mice?
Speaker 2: Oh no, what's matter?
Speaker 4: Well? I saw Junior and his mother inside attending the meeting.
Speaker 4: So I saw him take something out of his pocket
Speaker 4: and stroke it a couple of times. Then look around
Speaker 4: at the crowd like a fiend.
Speaker 1: Oh no, whoa, You don't think he turned that mouse
Speaker 1: loosely to me?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't put it past him. Do you realize what
Speaker 4: would happen with all those women in there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh well we all have to go sooner or later.
Speaker 2: Look, i'll tell you what you do.
Speaker 3: You go in and warn Junior's mother, and I'll go
Speaker 3: over see if I can get a beat on Willy lumplow.
Speaker 4: Pardon me, I get through here.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, folksy.
Speaker 1: Way to go for him? Coming?
Speaker 5: Oh, gangway, you'll be trampled.
Speaker 3: One has broken loose from the hogre.
Speaker 4: How nice to run across?
Speaker 1: How nice to run across?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: You sorry? He wasn't in the car at the time.
Speaker 2: I know you.
Speaker 4: Oh no, Junior, I'm a true friend. I'd get my
Speaker 4: right arm for you.
Speaker 5: Well, thanks, fat Joe. I didn't know you felt that way.
Speaker 2: Here he oh.
Speaker 4: Cut my finger in that mouse trap.
Speaker 5: Well listen to him.
Speaker 3: He just said he'd give his right arm. And now
Speaker 3: I try to take a finger on a country blow.
Speaker 1: What have you done? Oh wow, let me help you
Speaker 1: get that conception off your head. Yeah, don't look nice.
Speaker 5: I kind of rat instead of a mouth there.
Speaker 3: Junior, how could you do such a thing as cats
Speaker 3: Rod's finger in the mouse track?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I do it. I won't do it no more,
Speaker 1: use big fat, greasy bum.
Speaker 3: You've been it all out of shit now it can't
Speaker 3: take a mouth now, you couldn't catch a Toyle in there.
Speaker 5: Now, white boy Clay, quiet, what have you got in
Speaker 5: your pocket?
Speaker 2: Nothing gets me with your finger.
Speaker 5: I heard squeaking.
Speaker 3: They need oil, and let's go home. You come to
Speaker 3: these meetings all the time, and I get you sleepy,
Speaker 3: and I guarantee you if you don't take me home
Speaker 3: within five minutes, you'll be done.
Speaker 1: Junior, I can't mother asked to present a loving cup?
Speaker 5: What for the chicken lovers of America?
Speaker 1: Of asking me to? Was that a cop to the
Speaker 1: chicken that laid the biggest egg?
Speaker 3: Well, send it to Schneider in Washington, boy, the a
Speaker 3: he laid with that new tax proposal.
Speaker 5: To go believe me now? Everybody will believe me if
Speaker 5: we don't look.
Speaker 4: I don't want you have in your pocket?
Speaker 1: What I got my poppet?
Speaker 5: I called him the way I see though? What's the
Speaker 5: big secret?
Speaker 2: Rod Well?
Speaker 1: I got Jr?
Speaker 4: And I have a secret.
Speaker 3: Yes, in a few minutes, I gonna let everybody.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, you have worried Rod.
Speaker 1: What's the matter?
Speaker 4: You know what the matter? You heard what San Fernando
Speaker 4: said about running WILLI out of town?
Speaker 3: Yes, I heard that tune. I think that you're rotten
Speaker 3: candy because he's a nice man. Oh he gets your widow.
Speaker 1: I away time.
Speaker 3: But I figure anything is good enough for my own
Speaker 3: pap is good enough for wig Juli.
Speaker 5: Don't you dare talk like that.
Speaker 1: Your father is not a drinking man.
Speaker 3: Oh he not when I got news for you? Kdo
Speaker 3: you don't get that way from eat and come qua?
Speaker 2: I'm morning, I tell you Rob, this boy is gonna
Speaker 2: drive me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I get arrested.
Speaker 5: I don't have the driver's lie.
Speaker 4: Green. I gotta talk to Junior. Junior, what did you
Speaker 4: last see Willie Lumpa?
Speaker 3: But I can't talk here, So you get in so
Speaker 3: I can get some sleep. You take me out of
Speaker 3: here in our talk, guys, I could be home in
Speaker 3: the sleep in the little.
Speaker 1: Cage by now.
Speaker 4: My place is so crowded.
Speaker 5: I can take care of that.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I got in me back?
Speaker 4: Oh good, heavens, don't take it out, junior. Junior, you're
Speaker 4: not going through with it, are you?
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: If the reason will step forward, we.
Speaker 4: Will get the judges final decision and get on with
Speaker 4: the presentation against means another half hour with our sleep, okay,
Speaker 4: scolding woh.
Speaker 9: No boy, what a break the way to break up
Speaker 9: communist meeting?
Speaker 5: I'm out caring A way that'll be good? Won't the FBI?
Speaker 2: I heard it?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 5: Oh, Junior, everything is rude.
Speaker 3: You're all the chicken eggs are broken and the cameras
Speaker 3: are ruined.
Speaker 5: Will never mind that the mouth wears me mouth?
Speaker 1: Help me wire tiant order order.
Speaker 5: I'll have an ice cream shoda and a mouth.
Speaker 3: If we can have your attention, mister David Rose in
Speaker 3: his orchestra will.
Speaker 2: Play a bushel ed the peg.
Speaker 10: If you hate to wash dishes, then you're gonna love time.
Speaker 2: You must mean me.
Speaker 5: I really hate to wash dishes.
Speaker 10: Would you mind telling me why?
Speaker 4: For one thing?
Speaker 5: My hands hate that greasy water?
Speaker 10: Ah, then you're gonna love tide because there just isn't
Speaker 10: any greasy water when tide's in your dishpan. Why tide
Speaker 10: cuts grease like magic seems to make grease disappear. The
Speaker 10: water stays so clean and fresh. It's a treat to
Speaker 10: your hands.
Speaker 4: But I also hate all the time dish washing cake.
Speaker 10: Or you gonna love tide because tide lets you wash
Speaker 10: dishes quick as one, two three. Just wash your dishes
Speaker 10: in those heaping tide suns rinsom, then just let them
Speaker 10: drain dry. No wiping needed for you. See, unlike soap,
Speaker 10: tide leaves no dulling soap film, so you can skip
Speaker 10: wiping your dishes completely and they'll come out shining, sparkling bright.
Speaker 10: So try Tide in your dishband real soon. Remember, if
Speaker 10: you hate to wash dishes, then you're.
Speaker 4: Gonna love tithed.
Speaker 2: What is your next number?
Speaker 1: Say?
Speaker 3: The guy over at Joe's barn Grill told me that
Speaker 3: he saw Willy going into an art museum.
Speaker 4: Well, here's a museum. I know, I can't believe he
Speaker 4: being here.
Speaker 2: Come on, let's go.
Speaker 3: See anyhow, boy, Willie, Willie.
Speaker 2: Hey, Willie, Oh Willie.
Speaker 4: I knew this would be a wild goose chase.
Speaker 3: What if sure got a lot of statues in here?
Speaker 3: Look you go that way, I'll go around this play
Speaker 3: see if you can.
Speaker 4: Find you see that statue over there. Sure strange standing
Speaker 4: on its head. Looks like a gargoyle. No, it's willy lumplump, Hey, Willie,
Speaker 4: what are you.
Speaker 1: Doing standing on your head?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Will you like the wall?
Speaker 2: Let's not get nosy, bud.
Speaker 1: I'm standing on my head because my feeter killing believe me,
Speaker 1: my fear killing man.
Speaker 3: My feet are big enough to kill ten mene, my wife, frunt,
Speaker 3: my socks and I have to tuck my toes in
Speaker 3: jack and weare I'm not.
Speaker 4: I never expected to find you in this place. How
Speaker 4: did you happen to come here?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just happy to be crawling home after a
Speaker 3: tough day at the unemployment compensation.
Speaker 2: Liners here, so I thought I would come in and
Speaker 2: have me picked me up.
Speaker 3: Boy, what a brawl this.
Speaker 2: Must have been. Huh.
Speaker 3: Everybody's so blasted they can't move. There's no wonder they
Speaker 3: to drop left in the place. Looking at that guy
Speaker 3: who has stupid bummy got so stiff he started to
Speaker 3: throw his plate away and he's got holding it there.
Speaker 2: If you ask me, this is.
Speaker 4: An art museum and those are all statues.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well it looks like the same crowd that
Speaker 3: hangs around the tam tavern.
Speaker 2: This is wait till you hear this place.
Speaker 3: Looked like a child and hangs around at Sam's tavern.
Speaker 3: Only these bums dressed more tago. I think they catch
Speaker 3: their death of cloth. Look at that guy sitting over there,
Speaker 3: resting his head on his fist.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 4: That's the thinker.
Speaker 2: He certainly is on the thinker.
Speaker 3: The way he was dressing looks like he lost everything
Speaker 3: he owned in a crap game and he was trying
Speaker 3: to think up a story to tell his wife.
Speaker 4: Well, I came to warn you that there was a
Speaker 4: meeting of the town holiday and the people decided you
Speaker 4: were no good and they want to run you out
Speaker 4: of town.
Speaker 2: Ah, so those busy bodies are after me.
Speaker 3: That's the guys I try to expose that San Fernando Red,
Speaker 3: that no good bump.
Speaker 2: Well, I got mow, you bun. They can't run me
Speaker 2: out of town.
Speaker 3: Why if they run me out of town, it means
Speaker 3: the brewery will have to close.
Speaker 2: I am their full income.
Speaker 4: Well, you've got to go on the wagon.
Speaker 2: I just got off the wagon. I gave my seat
Speaker 2: to a lady.
Speaker 4: You know, you keep drinking that stuff. You keep drinking
Speaker 4: that stuff and it's gonna kill you. I've got to
Speaker 4: swear off that stuff before it's too late.
Speaker 1: Oh not me, boy a boy a flock up and
Speaker 1: have you seen my power in Californ mcbug.
Speaker 4: Lady, I'm telling you it's gonna be the death of you.
Speaker 2: Oh so, uh, get the boy.
Speaker 4: Gosh, he's asleep already.
Speaker 10: I know one way we can care him a drinking Hey, yew,
Speaker 10: come on in here and give me a hand with
Speaker 10: this guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you grabb his fet We're gonna give him such
Speaker 4: a scare that he'll never touch another drop. Where we
Speaker 4: taking to the mortuary down the streetry. Yeah, well, he's
Speaker 4: in for a big surprise.
Speaker 3: It's only a half our program, boy, one free.
Speaker 1: Thing, all right. Just lay him on this table, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Just lay him on this table.
Speaker 2: Gentlemen.
Speaker 3: Look, if you're ever a poll bear, don't forget to
Speaker 3: let go of that box.
Speaker 2: They're gonna plant you.
Speaker 4: You know we're lucky you wake up yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're grateful for your helping us teach Willie a lesson,
Speaker 3: mister Shrouds.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a pleasure.
Speaker 4: So I'm happy to be of service to you at
Speaker 4: any time.
Speaker 1: Well, don't look so anxious brother.
Speaker 2: Hey, god, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna go for Willy's wife.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't think I have to do that.
Speaker 3: Well, I want to go outside anyway. You see, I
Speaker 3: don't like the way mister Stroud's appraising me. See I'm
Speaker 3: a sucker for sales talking. He gives me a bargain.
Speaker 3: I'm liable to go.
Speaker 1: I'll see you guys later. Your your friend seems to
Speaker 1: be wakening up.
Speaker 4: Oh, y'all hid behind this door. Give him a good scare.
Speaker 3: Mister his eyes. He teas if I've ever tamed. You
Speaker 3: are the fattest snake I've ever seen. They go, tell
Speaker 3: the bar mix me another one.
Speaker 2: You just like the last? We really quiet? Have you
Speaker 2: no respect for the deceased?
Speaker 1: Well, I figured you was gone, but I didn't want
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 3: You know, let me ask you something, brother, how long
Speaker 3: have you been tact exam?
Speaker 1: Oh I am not the deceased.
Speaker 6: You are?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm dead?
Speaker 2: You mean I'm really dead? I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Ah, I mean I've qualified for your lao way playing.
Speaker 1: The first laughing undertaker I've ever seen. Exactly Now they
Speaker 1: still while I try to make you look natural. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was out of McKinley's number four.
Speaker 3: Look, if I'm dead, how come I can set up
Speaker 3: and daltye? No, no, you you you're kidding me.
Speaker 5: Boy, you just don't sound right to me, and you
Speaker 5: don't look right here.
Speaker 2: You yet don't look.
Speaker 1: Right to me.
Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of corption my day, but you
Speaker 3: can't don't look.
Speaker 2: Right to meet you. I repeat, you don't rock?
Speaker 1: How did you used to pault your hair.
Speaker 2: In the middle?
Speaker 3: You know every block should have an alley. Look, I'm
Speaker 3: not ready to go yet. Now I'll stop this stuff
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: I've got things to finished, like that fifth I left
Speaker 3: in the closet.
Speaker 2: And ain't empty that you.
Speaker 3: Please please co operate and fold your hands over your chest.
Speaker 1: I have to have some place to put the lily.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, don't look at me.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna stay. You don't mind. I don't like lilies.
Speaker 1: I'd rather have four rods.
Speaker 2: Now, now lay back.
Speaker 1: One of your friends has come to view the remains.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's probably my bookie coming to Colleck. I guess
Speaker 3: die out more than him.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 3: One way to beat the horses die?
Speaker 4: May I see him now, mister shroud, Oh there he is,
Speaker 4: Poor Willie. He was such a nice guy, if you
Speaker 4: only hadn't drunk some mudy.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's such a shame that he's no longer with us.
Speaker 1: Now he's killing me kid me.
Speaker 4: Ah, if only, if only he'd taken the pledge from
Speaker 4: father Edward Carne when I asked him to. He's been
Speaker 4: with us today. Yes, what are they gonna plant? The
Speaker 4: old boy?
Speaker 1: What I see tomorrow? Day o'clock?
Speaker 5: I can't make it.
Speaker 3: I never get up before them, except when I was army,
Speaker 3: and I used to get up at noon.
Speaker 2: I was a major.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: His wife?
Speaker 4: Yes, how is she taking out? Well, she's keeping her
Speaker 4: mind off by cashing in his insurance policy.
Speaker 2: She got a lot of fun. Look, I hate to
Speaker 2: be stubborn about that, but I changed my mind. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna go. Can I have a ringtack on it?
Speaker 1: Who'd I have to see? You get a.
Speaker 4: Poor poor will I? If you'd only listen to me
Speaker 4: and stop drinking, this would never have happened.
Speaker 2: Oh it looks now.
Speaker 3: If you can hear me, if I'm getting through to you,
Speaker 3: If you just get me back, I'll never touch another
Speaker 3: drop to help me.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe I've had something on my mind that
Speaker 1: I haven't wanted.
Speaker 2: To tell you fellas about it. Oh.
Speaker 3: I've been stiffed before, but every life it just seems
Speaker 3: so final.
Speaker 2: Please don't bury me boys.
Speaker 4: Ah, Willie, I hope you've learned your lesson.
Speaker 1: I can't, No, boy, I have on my lesson. Let
Speaker 1: me out atmospheret look out for that truck.
Speaker 4: Oh will you here?
Speaker 6: You all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: A few minutes ago, I was the Undertaker's father and
Speaker 3: I'm on my way to the hospital.
Speaker 2: I'm improving.
Speaker 4: I'll let us in John on until next Sunday.
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