Speaker 1: And time for the Minnesota Goodbye. Let's start off with
Speaker 1: an email from my She says, morning, love y'all. Just
Speaker 1: a cue A few questions to keep this short, Jenny
Speaker 1: and Bailey, I was curious how many times you'll allow
Speaker 1: a guy to ghost you before you stop investing in
Speaker 1: pursuing that relationship. To lighten up the scenario, let's say
Speaker 1: he's always willing to meet you, but when it comes
Speaker 1: to the day of he always has an excuse that
Speaker 1: something came up. What would you allow, Jenny, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Guess since I'm going back into this phase of my life,
Speaker 2: none I would allow you. I don't have time for
Speaker 2: that shit. I'm sorry. Like you either like me or
Speaker 2: you don't. You either want to hang out with me
Speaker 2: or you don't. And I'm not playing a fucking game.
Speaker 2: I'm too old for that shit. So but had you
Speaker 2: ask twenty five year old Jenny, she'd probably give it
Speaker 2: a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Like, how many excuses can I make for this man?
Speaker 1: Well, let me create a scenario for you, Jenny. Let's
Speaker 1: say that you know you made this meet this guy
Speaker 1: and his named Steven, and you like him and whatever,
Speaker 1: you meet with a brewery and you say hey, once
Speaker 1: you come over and we'll go play pickleball on Saturday.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, man, seven o'clock on Saturday morning,
Speaker 1: I'll meet you whatever. And then he calls you like seven,
Speaker 1: like the six forty five, He's like, I can't make it.
Speaker 4: Is that it? Are you done?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because six forty five you didn't know until fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes ahead of time.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's let's let's change it to noon. Let's
Speaker 1: change it to noon. I calls you at ten and
Speaker 1: he says, I can't make it.
Speaker 2: There's a difference between ghosting and then like actually rescheduling things.
Speaker 2: I would maybe give you like a reschedule, like a
Speaker 2: one opportunity for rescheduling, but after that, no, but if
Speaker 2: you're ghosting me or not responding much to text, no,
Speaker 2: I'm out. I don't. I don't have time to waste
Speaker 2: my energy on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I agree, because if you get if I
Speaker 3: get ghosted once like I because I don't know. I
Speaker 3: feel like in my life I've definitely made excuses for
Speaker 3: men where I'll be like, well, maybe he was just busy,
Speaker 3: and then I'll just keep texting them. And now I'm
Speaker 3: just like yeah, no, I'm as I feel the same
Speaker 3: as Jenny. I am too old for that garbage and
Speaker 3: I will not stand for it. So the second you
Speaker 3: ain't texting me back, I'll be like, okay, bet, let's
Speaker 3: play chicken. How long will you go without texting me?
Speaker 3: Because I'm always the one to text you or whatever.
Speaker 3: And then if they just never text me, then I'm like, okay, well,
Speaker 3: bless and release goodbye.
Speaker 1: Well that's funny. It's funny even with friends. I think
Speaker 1: I've told you that I've like, you know, dropped a
Speaker 1: couple of friends because all of a sudden they didn't
Speaker 1: have time to text back, and it was like, okay,
Speaker 1: bye bye. This is She goes on to say a
Speaker 1: few things I love about the show, sound effects, theater,
Speaker 1: morning show, plays with the equipment, think fast, face off,
Speaker 1: and there's so many more.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Here is something I miss when you guys would do
Speaker 1: Facebook live for about twenty or thirty minutes during COVID
Speaker 1: and Dave and Susan would go on walks or Dave
Speaker 1: did magic or Jenny would bake something. Remember those because
Speaker 1: we didn't really have a chance to get out and
Speaker 1: do anything. Yep, so we did Facebook lives a couple
Speaker 1: of times a week.
Speaker 4: Remember that show.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean we all took a day because I
Speaker 2: think it was me you Stephen Fallon at the time,
Speaker 2: and I think Tina did like one or two with
Speaker 2: me too. But yeah, we each took like a night
Speaker 2: of the week and did Facebook lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that was kind of fun. I thought about
Speaker 1: doing them again, but I just haven't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that maybe we could do them again,
Speaker 1: like sitting around the house at nights, like, oh, maybe
Speaker 1: I could get out some magic tricks or the ukulele.
Speaker 3: I support you in all of those endeavors. I am
Speaker 3: a busy woman. So unless you're coming with me to
Speaker 3: see something or a show or.
Speaker 1: Somethinghood Bailey, I really don't. I mean, I your life
Speaker 1: would be exhausting to me.
Speaker 3: Where are we gonna switch lives at some point, just
Speaker 3: for like funzies for.
Speaker 2: Like a day. I can do go crazy, Bailey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would yeah be bored. Yeah, yeah, I'd probably be bored.
Speaker 2: I'd be like I watched eight hours of television last night,
Speaker 2: eight hours of reels of reel, and then I looked
Speaker 2: at a bird outside.
Speaker 1: All right, Then she goes on to say, bring back
Speaker 1: day in the rifles are so much fun to watch.
Speaker 1: I catch myself laughing out loud belly laughing at Bailey's
Speaker 1: spot on sound effects, for example, barking like a dog,
Speaker 1: falling down the stairs, or the chainsaw. I need a
Speaker 1: whole segment of just the obnoxiously correct sounds. He he he,
Speaker 1: love you all.
Speaker 4: Have a great day.
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of like talking about some delicious recipe
Speaker 1: and then not having a sample of it.
Speaker 2: So where you go ahead and do well?
Speaker 1: My favorite, your best one ever is falling down the stairs.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna even be tripping at the beginning.
Speaker 2: Here okay, here it goes.
Speaker 4: A long ass staircase.
Speaker 2: There was a landing in the middle.
Speaker 4: Okay. Dog barking.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize I was good at dog barking, but
Speaker 2: I think that was me. I think you might be
Speaker 2: confusing to Dave is the one where we give him
Speaker 2: a breed and he knows give me a hound boo exactly,
Speaker 2: so good, will give me a golden retriever. One more.
Speaker 4: Husky is the I don't know husky.
Speaker 2: It's like they sound like an ambulance half the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad would rile up the huskies anytime, like
Speaker 3: he had to come and pick up me and my sister,
Speaker 3: and he would just go whoo and then leave, so
Speaker 3: it'd be like all right, by Ronda, and then the
Speaker 3: count the dogs would just be howling, as are we walk.
Speaker 4: Out of the house, rile up the husky. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: a name for the there's a name for the podcasts.
Speaker 1: And then finally a chainsaw Bailey, chainsaw please, that's.
Speaker 3: When it's going through a tree.
Speaker 1: I love the starting of it. That was very authentic.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm going to delete that one. And here
Speaker 1: comes one from Jennifer. She says, guys, I just realize
Speaker 1: now that the song at the for the iHeart app
Speaker 1: goes bump bump, bump bump, which is a heartbeat.
Speaker 4: L O L.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that until today. I heart radio bum.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a heartbeat.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought that was I mean, I knew that,
Speaker 3: but you know, you.
Speaker 4: Thought it was universal knowledge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did think it was universal knowledge.
Speaker 3: But I'm glad that you learned it. Congrats.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: I don't stop me if you've heard this one, because
Speaker 1: it looks that the name is familiar, but I don't
Speaker 1: think we've read this one. Okay, here we go. Since
Speaker 1: you guys been talking about recurring dreams, I'd like to
Speaker 1: share mine. I recently have had a series of dreams.
Speaker 1: I'm at my job, a place I'm familiar with, doing
Speaker 1: everything I normally do, but everything is arranged and look
Speaker 1: rearranged and looking totally different. If that's not odd enough,
Speaker 1: every person I've ever dated is there, and they're completely
Speaker 1: ignoring me, or seeing right through me, or berating me
Speaker 1: in some way, and it's always gibberish. I don't know
Speaker 1: what any of this means, but it's invading my mind
Speaker 1: almost every night, and while they're not nightmares, they're always
Speaker 1: leaving me with the feeling of anxiety, like I'm actually
Speaker 1: going to go to work and witness that in real life.
Speaker 1: You absolutely should have a dream expert on the show
Speaker 1: to help dissect everyone's dreams, especially Dave with the shit
Speaker 1: dreams l L. I'd love to figure out what that means.
Speaker 1: Hope you're having a great day. It would be too
Speaker 1: much to ask for a staff writer sticker, not at all,
Speaker 1: but Marie right back and give me your address, because
Speaker 1: a lot of people want a staff writer sticker, But
Speaker 1: I will need your address, but I will be happy
Speaker 1: to send you one. The thing about dream interpreters, I
Speaker 1: find them to be a little bit of hooey. And
Speaker 1: what I mean by that is we'll have somebody on. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's Joyce. She's a dream interpreter, and everything you come
Speaker 1: up with, she's got an answer. And there's no way
Speaker 1: that Joyce would have every dream interpreted, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And I think some of the best things
Speaker 1: are just to kind of look them up online, but
Speaker 1: maybe we should have a dream interpret around to do
Speaker 1: some of the basic dreams.
Speaker 2: I think they're just like common themes a lot of times.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean like like falling or running, or you're
Speaker 1: trying to run and you can't run, or you're in
Speaker 1: public in your in your underwear, you're naked in your
Speaker 1: in public, that type of thing.
Speaker 3: I do know that when you dream about a house,
Speaker 3: a house is your brain. I know that much in
Speaker 3: terms of like dream interpretation, and so like rooms in
Speaker 3: your brain are like different thoughts or feelings that you have,
Speaker 3: and so I know.
Speaker 2: That for sure.
Speaker 3: There I actually know like a decent amount of dream
Speaker 3: interpretation because I do listen to like a dream interpretation
Speaker 3: like little podcast kind of thingy, and it is fascinating
Speaker 3: because like the the you dreaming about poop all the time, Dave.
Speaker 3: I heard someone talking about it on a dream interpretation
Speaker 3: thing where they said that it means that in your
Speaker 3: waking life that you were unsure of what to say,
Speaker 3: or that you misused your words and you didn't say
Speaker 3: what you meant to say, and that's why you're dreaming
Speaker 3: about poop because the wrong thing is coming out.
Speaker 1: And that could be And then somebody else said it's
Speaker 1: because there's something that you're not moving on from, you're
Speaker 1: not letting go, And that really hit home because I,
Speaker 1: you know, I have trouble of letting go of like
Speaker 1: well this person ghosted me or I'm still mad at
Speaker 1: this person or whatever. So and that's the thing about
Speaker 1: dream interpretation. It's an interpretation, but it's not like a
Speaker 1: correct answer necessarily. But I think that some of them
Speaker 1: can be fun. So yeah, we'll see if we can
Speaker 1: find a good dread dream interpreter. Another email from Ashley,
Speaker 1: she says, I was just listening to the podcast of
Speaker 1: this morning show, not the Minnesota Goodbye, the Regular Show,
Speaker 1: and I just had to say that the dingo ate
Speaker 1: my baby. Woman did not make her baby disappear. She
Speaker 1: was completely exonerated after several years when her baby's clothes
Speaker 1: were found by a hiker in a ding go's den. Now,
Speaker 1: if you don't know what I'm talking about, this is
Speaker 1: a real story that people have turned into a funny
Speaker 1: catchphrase that people don't do anymore because it's thirty or
Speaker 1: fifty years old. There was an outback Australia couple whatever,
Speaker 1: and they were out camping and hiking and the baby disappeared,
Speaker 1: like an infant baby disappeared, and people were like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing about camping with an infant baby? And
Speaker 1: the baby disappeared. She's like she told the first responders
Speaker 1: a dang guylate my baby, and they're like, Ye're full
Speaker 1: of So they investigated and they found her I think guilty.
Speaker 1: And then I didn't know that she was exonerated. But
Speaker 1: there is your story. There are several good podcasts about it. Dave,
Speaker 1: You're usually right, but mensa did you wrong this time?
Speaker 1: Mensa doesn't mean I'm right. It means I'm incredibly brilliant.
Speaker 2: And also means you're annoying as hell?
Speaker 4: Am I annoying as hell? Well?
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's to do to mensa. That
Speaker 2: might just be inane an eight.
Speaker 1: Now, if I bragged about it all the time, didn't
Speaker 1: that be annoying? I only bring it up, probably one
Speaker 1: every thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: Once every thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad.
Speaker 4: A next one again.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've read this one, but if we have,
Speaker 1: stopped me because this is a couple of days old, Dave.
Speaker 1: You go to Coloradorado a lot, and I've rarely seen
Speaker 1: anybody go with you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we read this one.
Speaker 4: We did? Okay, good.
Speaker 1: See, this is why I got to remember to delete
Speaker 1: these emails after I read them, and then I think
Speaker 1: that may be it. Oh no, here's a very sweet one.
Speaker 1: I love this one. I'm gonna save this. I'm glad
Speaker 1: I saved it for last. It's from Becky and the
Speaker 1: subject line is touring our old house. I was listening
Speaker 1: to the podcast. You guys were talking about how much
Speaker 1: you wish you could see your old homes to see
Speaker 1: what has changed. And the people who sold Jenny her
Speaker 1: house reached out to her. Did they do that, Jenny?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. They they had a package delivered
Speaker 2: to the house on accident because someone made a drunken
Speaker 2: order and didn't change the address. I see, yeah, So
Speaker 2: I like said, if I would have been home for
Speaker 2: them to come pick up the package, I probably would
Speaker 2: have offered for them to see the house that they
Speaker 2: wanted to but it didn't work out that way.
Speaker 4: I see, Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1: That same day, my family found out our first home
Speaker 1: was on the market and had an open house.
Speaker 4: That night.
Speaker 1: We said, oh my gosh, let's go. We lived in
Speaker 1: the house until I was ten years old, and we
Speaker 1: moved in twenty two thousand and five, so I had
Speaker 1: a decent amount of childhood memories, but actually going back
Speaker 1: into that house brought back a huge flood of memories
Speaker 1: I'd forgotten about. It's crazy how big it seemed when
Speaker 1: I was young, and how small every room actually was
Speaker 1: a lot of change, and they redid a lot, but
Speaker 1: some parts were exactly the same, including the carpeted wallpaper
Speaker 1: in the basement that our cats used to climb and
Speaker 1: the original fireplace in the basement that one of us
Speaker 1: cracked our heads open on. The wallpaper in the laundry
Speaker 1: room was still the same crazy nineties floral print that
Speaker 1: I remember from when I was little and I basically
Speaker 1: cried when I saw it because it was unlocking a
Speaker 1: part of my brain. And they put a photo in
Speaker 1: of them on their old three season porch where they
Speaker 1: used to have slumber parties every summer in sleeping bags.
Speaker 1: Moral of the story, if you live near an old
Speaker 1: home and ever see it for sale with an open house, go,
Speaker 1: that would be kind of like a lot of things
Speaker 1: aligning for that to happen. Yeah, you know if you
Speaker 1: live near your old home. Okay, well that's not necessarily
Speaker 1: likely or unlikely, but then you having an open house
Speaker 1: and then you noticing it, But that would be cool
Speaker 1: to go back to your old home. I'm so grateful
Speaker 1: for the experience and also such weird timing that you
Speaker 1: guys talked about wanting that opportunity that day. I right
Speaker 1: now am in the house that I grew up in.
Speaker 1: I don't remember living in any other house because I
Speaker 1: moved into this house my dad was building it. We
Speaker 1: lived with the neighbor, and we moved in when I
Speaker 1: was about two months old. And this house is so
Speaker 1: full of old, old childhood memories, but also newer memories
Speaker 1: like just being here with the grandkids for Thanksgiving or
Speaker 1: being here with different people or whatever, our friends over
Speaker 1: the years. And yeah, it still holds a lot of memories,
Speaker 1: but you know, I want.
Speaker 4: To make new ones in here too.
Speaker 1: Oh ah, all right, and that is the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: That was a fun one. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: all your emails. They are the heart and soul of
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. Send away whatever's on your mind. We
Speaker 1: would love to talk about it, even if it's an
Speaker 1: oddball things like you know what, I'm going to bring
Speaker 1: up an oddball topic. I love it. Send those to
Speaker 1: Ryan Show at KDWB dot com and thank you for
Speaker 1: being here for the Minnesota Goodbye.