Speaker 1: Here's the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. I promised you plenty
Speaker 1: of screwing off this hour as we try to chop
Speaker 1: away at the emails here before, of course, ask doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday gets to us tomorrow. I'm gonna play you something.
Speaker 1: You may find it aggravating, but I find it so
Speaker 1: completely encouraging, so encouraging to me. I've been talking about
Speaker 1: this a lot tonight. How our attitudes have changed, not
Speaker 1: just politicians. I'm not just talking about Trump and jd
Speaker 1: Vance you me. We are learning to get loud and
Speaker 1: aggressive with the communists. We never used to be like
Speaker 1: this before. Men, women, kids stepping up and saying no.
Speaker 1: Listen to this story.
Speaker 2: My son, six years old was prohibitive from sitting next
Speaker 2: to his friend on the school bus because a parent
Speaker 2: objected to my perspectives on book challenges. My older son's
Speaker 2: history teacher got students labeled him a Nazi file simply
Speaker 2: for his interest in history and participation in ROTC. She
Speaker 2: later nominated my son as it mostly could become a
Speaker 2: dictator and had his classmates vote on it and try
Speaker 2: to force him to the front of the class to
Speaker 2: receive the certificate, which he rightly refused, all because of
Speaker 2: his conservative values and our perspectives.
Speaker 1: Mom speaking up, we used to not do that. We didn't.
Speaker 1: We lowered our heads, marched on. Now we are getting
Speaker 1: louder and getting more aggressive, and it's wonderful. You will
Speaker 1: know we have finally succeeded though, when they nominate you
Speaker 1: to be dictator and you proudly walk up and accept
Speaker 1: the reward, that's what I want to be. Jesse, can
Speaker 1: you explain how this fake congressional recess works? Why are
Speaker 1: the Republicans allowing that? Okay, all right, So sometimes I
Speaker 1: know that I have to disappoint you. It's not my intention.
Speaker 1: It's not that I care. You know, that's who I am.
Speaker 1: I can't help that. But it's never my intention to
Speaker 1: bum you out or disappoint you were or pour cold
Speaker 1: water all over something you're hot about. Okay, but recess
Speaker 1: Congress should be in recess more than their in session. Now,
Speaker 1: this particular email was about confirming Trump's appointments, and that's
Speaker 1: a very valid thing. Come back confirm his nominees. That's
Speaker 1: a very valid thing. But we tend to yell now
Speaker 1: sometimes before we think things through. We're so used to corruption,
Speaker 1: we're so used to the GOP being pathetic and corrupt
Speaker 1: that we automatically yell sometimes but hear me out. Texas.
Speaker 1: Here in the state of Texas, unless it's an emergency,
Speaker 1: the legislature meets once every two years. That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: That is a good thing. You know what happens, you
Speaker 1: know what, actually, you know what. Let's use this example
Speaker 1: in your life. Do you have meetings at your work?
Speaker 1: Do you ever have meetings? Work meetings? Everybody meet in
Speaker 1: the conference room at noon. How do you feel about
Speaker 1: the meetings when you find out there's a meeting? Are
Speaker 1: you all, yeah, sweet meetings? Or are you thinking, oh gosh,
Speaker 1: of course you do what everyone else does, and you think,
Speaker 1: oh brother, why though, because something, something crappy will come
Speaker 1: from the meeting, and you know why, something crappy will
Speaker 1: come from the meeting. Because people want to do something
Speaker 1: and prove to others that they're doing something, even when
Speaker 1: sometimes you should just do nothing, and you can't. You
Speaker 1: can't be the boss who suggests that, you can't be
Speaker 1: the employee who suggests that if you're companies going gangbusters.
Speaker 1: Let's say, we have Jesse Kelly's Burger Company, and of
Speaker 1: course it's selling out all the time. The profit margins
Speaker 1: are at twenty five percent. We're practically printing money. Our
Speaker 1: vendors are happy, our employees are happy, the buildings are painted,
Speaker 1: that everything is clean, life is good. And I call
Speaker 1: a meeting of Jesse Kelly's Burger Company, and I bring
Speaker 1: in all the employees, or I bring in all the managers,
Speaker 1: Chris Corey, everybody comes in there. You know what, Chris
Speaker 1: and Corey are going to feel. They're going to feel
Speaker 1: the need to do suggest something. I think we should
Speaker 1: do this, even if they don't necessarily think we should.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to be the guy. Nobody wants to be
Speaker 1: the girl who says, I think we should just keep
Speaker 1: doing what we're doing. I don't think we should change
Speaker 1: a thing. Let's just keep going. It doesn't happen. Congress
Speaker 1: works the exact same way. I could pull up the audio,
Speaker 1: but I don't have in front of me right now
Speaker 1: of Mike Johnson, Speaker of the housepit. I actually I
Speaker 1: am not singling him out right now, saying people expect
Speaker 1: the government to work or something along those lines. We
Speaker 1: need to govern. People expect us to govern. We need
Speaker 1: to govern? Uh what? This is a free country. We
Speaker 1: don't need the federal government to do hardly anything, hardly
Speaker 1: anything at all. It makes my skin crawl whenever I
Speaker 1: hear somebody say that we need to govern, we need No,
Speaker 1: you don't leave me alone. Leave me alone. Get out
Speaker 1: of Washington DC. Get away from the lobbyists, get away
Speaker 1: from all your corrupt friends. Get on a plane and
Speaker 1: go back to your district and go talk to normal people.
Speaker 1: I don't need need you in Washington, d C. Creating
Speaker 1: more garbage legislation that takes away my freedom and makes
Speaker 1: me poorer. I want them in recess. Everyone else on
Speaker 1: the right seems to get mad they're in recess. They're
Speaker 1: in recess. Why it's Congress in recess? You should be
Speaker 1: passing bills. I don't want them passing bills. I want
Speaker 1: to be free. Congress should meet rarely and should almost
Speaker 1: never pass legislation. You know that the House of Representatives,
Speaker 1: they should get America's budget under control, make sure the
Speaker 1: essential parts of government are funded. Senate should join them
Speaker 1: in that, while confirming judges and things like that. And
Speaker 1: when they're not doing that, I don't need you sitting
Speaker 1: around having cocktails with your senator buddies, with your congressman buddies,
Speaker 1: coming up with some new kaka mami scheme for a
Speaker 1: new piece of legislation you can pay so you can
Speaker 1: go back home. And I passed, all right, pastor this act?
Speaker 1: Leave me alone. I don't want you passing anything. Congressional
Speaker 1: recess is a good thing. Whenever I hear they're not
Speaker 1: in session, not cheer. I'm happy, and by the way,
Speaker 1: not to I brought it up, but not to just
Speaker 1: dismiss this. Part of the problem these people have, and
Speaker 1: part of the reason they sound so out of touch
Speaker 1: is they don't talk to me or you let me
Speaker 1: ask you. Have you physically interacted with your congressman? Have
Speaker 1: you met him shaking his hand? Have you run into
Speaker 1: him in a wawfel house, the grocery store, church on Sunday?
Speaker 1: Have you met your congressman. Congressional districts are obviously sizable.
Speaker 1: I realize that, but your congressman should be presence in
Speaker 1: your area constantly getting to talk to your member of
Speaker 1: the House of Representatives. Senator, I realize it is a
Speaker 1: little different. But your congressional rep the House of Representatives.
Speaker 1: Rep from your district should be somebody you see. You
Speaker 1: should run into him at the movies, the gas station.
Speaker 1: He is somebody who you should be able to talk to.
Speaker 1: You don't because he's never out, and if he is out,
Speaker 1: he shows up and does you know the county fair
Speaker 1: where he gets a booth at the county Fair and
Speaker 1: he shows up for thirty minutes, suit and tie on,
Speaker 1: shakes a couple hands, kisses a couple of babies, doesn't
Speaker 1: really listen to you when you start screaming, and I'm
Speaker 1: about spending, and then gets back in his car and
Speaker 1: leaves and you never see him again. Because they spend
Speaker 1: their time in Washington, d C. And part of the
Speaker 1: reason they spend their time in Washington, d C. Is
Speaker 1: people get mad at these bags when they come back home,
Speaker 1: and so they get yelled at, and nobody likes to
Speaker 1: get yelled at. It's like a guy whose wife nags
Speaker 1: in him all the time. He'll end up working longer
Speaker 1: hours than they normally would because no one wants to
Speaker 1: go home and get yelled at. So that's your congressman
Speaker 1: doesn't come back home for the exact same reason. But
Speaker 1: they should Congressional recess should be the norm. The norm.
Speaker 1: What shouldn't be the norm is these morons passing legislation
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be the norm. Also, this should be the norm.
Speaker 3: In America's city, the first time in a long time,
Speaker 3: DC has gone seven days without a homicide.
Speaker 1: And that's not all.
Speaker 3: Carjackings are down eighty three percent, robberies are down forty
Speaker 3: six percent, carthf's down twenty one percent, and overall violent
Speaker 3: crime is down twenty two percent.
Speaker 1: Crime is not complicated. It's not look law enforcement, justice, imprisonment, rehab,
Speaker 1: all those things. Those things are common. I don't want
Speaker 1: to oversimplify all of it. But stopping violent crime is
Speaker 1: not complicated at all because there aren't many people who
Speaker 1: commit violent crime. Find the ones who do and throw
Speaker 1: them in cages. Violent crime disappears. If you elect Democrats,
Speaker 1: they'll let them out of the cages and they'll hurt
Speaker 1: and rape you. It's up to you. You choose who
Speaker 1: to vote for. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Wonderful, Wonderful Thursday. Member, you can email the show
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Get your questions in now.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow's going to be a real good time. So let's
Speaker 1: dig into some of these, shall we. Jesse, you missed
Speaker 1: a glaring hypocrisy. This guy says, let's go all in.
Speaker 1: If we are going to force women integration in the
Speaker 1: military and police forces, then it's time to force integration
Speaker 1: into the NFL, NBA, NHL, etc. But that would damage profits,
Speaker 1: so it will never happen. Well, look, the solution is
Speaker 1: not to punish women. The solution is to start saying no.
Speaker 1: When people of any gender or race or nationality attempt
Speaker 1: to infiltrate and destroy something wonderful, start saying no. By
Speaker 1: the way, Cracker Barrel has been in the news obviously.
Speaker 1: We talked about it again tonight, the rebranding and everything else,
Speaker 1: and people are wondering what went wrong? What went wrong? Well,
Speaker 1: do you know a central player in what went wrong
Speaker 1: at Cracker Barrel? The HRC. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: What's the HRC? The Human Rights Campaign? This is one
Speaker 1: of the largest, most powerful, most demonic organizations on the planet.
Speaker 1: It's in LGBTQ, one of those groups, right, it's the
Speaker 1: biggest one, the most powerful one, and it's essentially run
Speaker 1: like the mafia. The HRC years ago. They've been doing
Speaker 1: this for a long time. They walk into corporate offices
Speaker 1: and they say, where where are the gay people? Why
Speaker 1: don't you have any trainees. I noticed that you have
Speaker 1: Bibles here. That's evil. I notice you have this. If
Speaker 1: you don't, if you don't gay this place up and
Speaker 1: get rid of all that Jesus talk, we're going to
Speaker 1: give you a bad score. We're gonna hammer your score.
Speaker 1: We'll give you a bad score. So if you'd like
Speaker 1: to avoid that, here's what's going to have to happen.
Speaker 1: We need fifty percent of your corporate office to be women,
Speaker 1: and at least twenty five percent of your corporate office
Speaker 1: has to be gay. We expect a large ten million
Speaker 1: dollar donation during Pride month to various training gay parades
Speaker 1: all around the country. We need this, this, this, and
Speaker 1: this is exactly how it works. By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: not exaggerating. We need this, this, this, and this, and
Speaker 1: if you do all these things, you can get a
Speaker 1: good grade from the HRC corporations. Well, Cracker Barrel. Did
Speaker 1: corporations cave in the face of that intimidation. They don't
Speaker 1: want to deal with protests, They don't want to deal
Speaker 1: with the problems. They lack courage, They don't know what
Speaker 1: they're dealing with. Oftentimes people don't. When organized crime walks
Speaker 1: into their office, they're afraid and they cave. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: let me write you a check. And we're getting rid
Speaker 1: of those bibles now, no more root for Jesus. Do
Speaker 1: you have any lesbians. We're going to hire some lesbians
Speaker 1: and here's a bunch of money for tranny stuff. And
Speaker 1: soon corporate profits are completely in the toilet. Your new
Speaker 1: lesbian CEO has rainbow rocking chairs out in front of
Speaker 1: cracker barrel. You've destroyed the entire brand. Profits are down,
Speaker 1: and you're looking around wondering what exactly happened. What happened
Speaker 1: was you gave into the mafia, the HRC. This is
Speaker 1: something I don't know. You follow his work and all
Speaker 1: he does outstanding work. Robbie Starbuck, he's my friend. He's
Speaker 1: an activist. He does a lot of this stuff. He's
Speaker 1: been exposing these these brands, these large corporations who do
Speaker 1: crazy things, especially ones whose customers are virtually all people
Speaker 1: on the right, like Tractor Supply or Harley Davidson. Do
Speaker 1: you know how right wing bikers are? Even one percent.
Speaker 1: You know how many biker gangs listen to the show.
Speaker 1: The bikers are just naturally rebellious, distrustful of government. They're
Speaker 1: they're natural right winners. Right. These companies all of a
Speaker 1: sudden are putting out the most disgusting, despicable comedy statements
Speaker 1: and you're looking around wondering why. It all comes back
Speaker 1: to what I just talked about Corporate America. A big
Speaker 1: part of why Corporate America turns so evil so quickly
Speaker 1: was Corporate America was not prepared to deal with the intimidation,
Speaker 1: the intimidation from the various communist groups in the company
Speaker 1: in the country. When you combine that with the fact
Speaker 1: Corporate America has been infiltrated by a bunch of dirty
Speaker 1: comedies from the university, it turned out to be a
Speaker 1: match made in hell. Now you turn on the game
Speaker 1: on Sunday, you got a gauge cheerleader with end racism
Speaker 1: written in the NFL end zone and you're looking around
Speaker 1: wondering what in the world happened. That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: But again, this comes back to what I was just
Speaker 1: talking about. All you had to say was no, hey,
Speaker 1: we're the HRC. You need to do this. No, you
Speaker 1: need to give us this. No, we'll give you a
Speaker 1: bad grade. I don't care. Get out of my office,
Speaker 1: or I'll call security. No, the answer is no. All
Speaker 1: we had to say was no. You know, all we
Speaker 1: had to do was keep the door of the hen
Speaker 1: house locked. But now the fire is in there. Now,
Speaker 1: just locking it isn't enough. Now we have to go
Speaker 1: in there and get it out. And then we can
Speaker 1: lock the dag one door. Let that be a great
Speaker 1: lesson for us, for all of us, whatever organization you
Speaker 1: may be a part of, whatever organization you care about,
Speaker 1: just say no. Remember that old drug campaign, anti drug campaign, Well,
Speaker 1: Chris wouldn't remember. It was from the eighties. Chris, just
Speaker 1: say no. Don't act like you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You weren't even a twinkle in your daddy's eye back
Speaker 1: when this campaign came out. Chris Gosh, Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a wonderful, fantastic Thursday. Remember if you miss any
Speaker 1: part of the show, you can download the whole thing
Speaker 1: on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Before we do some other emails
Speaker 1: and things, I just want to I want to again celebrate,
Speaker 1: celebrate the lack of credibility now for institutions that have
Speaker 1: turned evil in against us. And I know there's not
Speaker 1: a sin Democrat elected or otherwise in the country who
Speaker 1: will acknowledge the truth of what I'm about to say.
Speaker 1: But you're losing power because of what you did with power.
Speaker 1: You got it, you abused it in every way. You
Speaker 1: couldn't control your demonic nature, and now the power is
Speaker 1: being taken from you. It's very similar to one of
Speaker 1: those guys who wins the power ball, comes into fifty
Speaker 1: million dollars and soon he's hooked on cocaine and buying
Speaker 1: houses and boats, and by the end of it, he's
Speaker 1: flat broke, busted in jail, and it basically ruined his
Speaker 1: life because he all of a sudden came into all
Speaker 1: this power and he didn't control himself. He couldn't control
Speaker 1: himself with it. You demons, you realize, like fifteen minutes ago,
Speaker 1: you had it all. Every social media company, every media company,
Speaker 1: the House, the Senate Presidency, that every institution, every one
Speaker 1: of them. You had it all. And if you could
Speaker 1: have just controlled yourself, hold back your demonic impulses, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be here. But you had to open up the
Speaker 1: border you had to send the FBI after Donald Trump
Speaker 1: arresting pro lifers. You had to stuff every despicable thing
Speaker 1: and every television show in sport. You had to scream
Speaker 1: at everybody and lecture everybody about it. You couldn't control
Speaker 1: your demonic nature. And now now that it's all being
Speaker 1: ripped away from you, I hope you know. That's why
Speaker 1: the media, these media companies keep selling to each other.
Speaker 1: They keep they keep firing people, and then there's a merger.
Speaker 1: We'll fire them, and then there's a merger, we'll fire
Speaker 1: You know why people weren't watching? When people don't, you
Speaker 1: can't charge as much money for advertisers. When you can't
Speaker 1: charge as much money, you don't have as much money
Speaker 1: coming in you. You can't make money because no one's watching.
Speaker 1: Why isn't anyone watching the media anymore?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Start your tape right now, because I'm about to tell
Speaker 3: you the truth and f you if you.
Speaker 1: Can't handle the truth.
Speaker 4: This version of Biden is the best Biden ever had
Speaker 4: trouble walking sometimes, yeah, so did that FDR.
Speaker 1: He wanted gd war, But he's totally focused. He's very sharp.
Speaker 1: They say he's sharpened meetings and so on. Very lucid role,
Speaker 1: very well informed.
Speaker 4: Biden's state lead, and he comes with gravitas.
Speaker 1: There hasn't been, as far as I know, a single
Speaker 1: claim that Biden made a mistake. Agism is an issue.
Speaker 1: Americans have a rich history of holding people's physical characteristics
Speaker 1: against them. Okay, you can ask African Americans. Jeezus, media,
Speaker 1: that's why nobody likes you and nobody trusts you. You
Speaker 1: had a president who was an invalid, you could have
Speaker 1: reported on it. You covered it up. Look, it's not
Speaker 1: just that the medical establishment in this country. Remember remember this.
Speaker 4: Right now in the United States, people should not be
Speaker 4: walking around with masks.
Speaker 5: A lot of folks are hearing now about double masking,
Speaker 5: wearing two masks, or trying to get one of those
Speaker 5: N ninety five medical grade masks. Do you believe that
Speaker 5: that's advisable and makes a difference.
Speaker 4: You know it likely does, because I mean, this is
Speaker 4: a physical covering to prevent droplets and virus to get in.
Speaker 4: So if you have a physical covering with one layer,
Speaker 4: you put another layer on.
Speaker 1: It just makes common sense. If you've been fully vaccinated,
Speaker 1: you no longer need to wear a mask. Masking masking.
Speaker 3: Masking is an important tool to control the spread of
Speaker 3: COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: If you're a doctor, that's why your patients don't trust
Speaker 1: you anymore. I'm not even saying it's your fault. Maybe
Speaker 1: you acted right. This is why people give their doctor
Speaker 1: the side eye. Now you had all this power and
Speaker 1: you chose to lie and abuse the American people with it,
Speaker 1: and now your credibility's gone. We mentioned Look, we mentioned
Speaker 1: the race bais earlier, the race comis a white people
Speaker 1: are evil, all that crap, I'm a brass because I'm black,
Speaker 1: all that crap. You know, that's this stuff is why
Speaker 1: now your tactic that used to work, now you get
Speaker 1: yelled at and ridicules.
Speaker 3: The biggest terror threat in this country is white men,
Speaker 3: most of them radicalized up to the right.
Speaker 4: Those white guys, those middle aged, boring, nerdy looking white.
Speaker 1: Guys, and white people have been probably woefully late to
Speaker 1: this conversation.
Speaker 5: But I'm not willing to let white voters off the hook.
Speaker 1: Do you believe that the white folks actually care about
Speaker 1: racial injustice? It doesn't appear that we do it.
Speaker 2: I mean, the status quo of our society is racism,
Speaker 2: and it's comfortable for white people.
Speaker 3: Well, because with white we have we have had privilege.
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed your time. I hope you enjoyed
Speaker 1: all that time. And George Floyd died and that was
Speaker 1: your super Bowl, and now it's over and it's wonderful. Jesse.
Speaker 1: Is NATO good or bad? Is NATO good or bad? NATO?
Speaker 1: I mean, look, NATO was obviously there. NATO in case
Speaker 1: you don't know, I shouldn't say obviously. Some people don't know.
Speaker 1: NATO was created to counter the Soviet Union. That's why
Speaker 1: it was created. Hey, you have this big, angry, aggressive
Speaker 1: Russian bear. The European countries individually are not able to
Speaker 1: stop them, but collectively, if we join together, we can
Speaker 1: fight back and we'll keep them in. So you could
Speaker 1: argue that originally it was good, it was necessary, and
Speaker 1: given Russia's recent history, maybe you could argue it's still necessary.
Speaker 1: But alliances, alliances don't last forever, and shouldn't and shouldn't
Speaker 1: last forever. A nation, a nation has to serve itself first.
Speaker 1: The leadership of a nation has to focus on the
Speaker 1: people of his own country first and foremost. That always
Speaker 1: has to be top of mind, and sometimes allegiances, alliances.
Speaker 1: I should say they run their course. You've heard me
Speaker 1: say it before. People get mad, But I mean it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think Israel should be allied with
Speaker 1: the United States of America anymore on both sides. I don't.
Speaker 1: The second you get a Democrat in there, they start
Speaker 1: dictating things and ruining everything, and then the American people
Speaker 1: they're tired of foreign and I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: think it's I don't think it's beneficial anymore for anybody.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not saying enemies, That's not what I'm
Speaker 1: saying at all. But this alliance, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. Why if you're Israel right now,
Speaker 1: if you're a net in Yahoo, what if Gavin Newsom
Speaker 1: wins in twenty twenty eight, What if he wins? Remember
Speaker 1: Joe Biden spent three hundred million dollars in build a
Speaker 1: peer in Gaza that no one ever showed up at
Speaker 1: three million dollars and build them a peer. If you
Speaker 1: can't be blow going whichever way the wind blows in
Speaker 1: American politics every four years, imagine how intently if you're
Speaker 1: in Israel you have to watch American elections now, because
Speaker 1: you know that if a Democrat wins the election, it's
Speaker 1: about to be rough for you. Well, if that was
Speaker 1: if that look, if that was us with another ally,
Speaker 1: if we had to st to their election, and if
Speaker 1: one of the two parties won, we're basically screwed. We
Speaker 1: would step up and say this isn't working anymore. It's
Speaker 1: like we're in a bipolar relationship. We need to stop
Speaker 1: this thing. Alliances should end at some point in time
Speaker 1: because they get stale in the world changes. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying NATO should end, but maybe I don't know. All Right,
Speaker 1: it is that Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, And all we have
Speaker 1: now to look forward to is ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Get your questions emailed in now to Jesse at jessekellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. You know what I might wear my robe?
Speaker 1: Tom What Chris, I can wear a robe? I think
Speaker 1: I might. I might, now that I'm a robe guy
Speaker 1: who knows Romina pop up. We're in a robe, I
Speaker 1: might travel in it. What, Chris, what is a robe
Speaker 1: different than a smoking jacket? Ah? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, I don't know. I imagine you
Speaker 1: can smoke in a rope, I would imagine. So therefore, look,
Speaker 1: my robe now doubles as a smoking jacket. I've always
Speaker 1: wanted one of those pipes, one of the pipe things.
Speaker 1: Tell me they don't smell good. Every time some old
Speaker 1: man busts out a pipe, it smells amazing. And now
Speaker 1: that I have a robe, I'll get a pipe, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'll get a pipe. I'll smoke it on the air.
Speaker 1: Although we'd probably get caught my throat and I would
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Speaker 1: chaos as passengers brawl over fried chicken. What's the most
Speaker 1: brawlable fried chicken you've ever had in your life? I
Speaker 1: would I what Chris What Chris said? It's Popeyes because
Speaker 1: the dude got stabbed. Popeyes might be what I would say.
Speaker 1: So here's here's my problem. I like KFC too. I'm
Speaker 1: a big KFC man. Plus, KFC does extra crispy, which
Speaker 1: is lot, which is good. Popeyes does extra spicy, which
Speaker 1: I dig. Churches also does spicy. The thing about Churches
Speaker 1: is though the Jalapino cheese bombers. You can't even roll
Speaker 1: your eyes at that, Chris. That's why I have to
Speaker 1: order extra every time because you pigs feast on my
Speaker 1: cheese bombers? Those are Are they the greatest side item
Speaker 1: on any fast food chain in the country. Is there
Speaker 1: a superior side item to Churches Jalipino cheese bombers. I
Speaker 1: don't believe there is, what Chris what Chris said. No,
Speaker 1: but it's talking about chicken, so the sides don't get included.
Speaker 1: It's part of the meal. It can't be a pure
Speaker 1: chicken for chicken argument. We're talking about a full meal here.
Speaker 1: The sides have to play a part in it. That's
Speaker 1: part of what put Arby's over the top for all
Speaker 1: these years. It wasn't just the roast beef. They had
Speaker 1: the greatest fast food dessert on the planet. Most don't
Speaker 1: know about it. The cherry turnover. Arbie, What, Chris? Why
Speaker 1: are you making this face? Have you never had one? Chris?
Speaker 1: We're getting Arby's tomorrow. Can you people eat Arby's? You can't.
Speaker 1: We're getting Arby's tomorrow. And I think the cherry turnover
Speaker 1: has got to be kosher, right, It has to be
Speaker 1: no question. We're gonna get Arby's tomorrow, and I'm getting
Speaker 1: you and Corey cherry turnovers. I'm telling Cory if you
Speaker 1: had the cherry turnover from Arby's. No, he hasn't added either. What, Chris, what,
Speaker 1: He's not gonna be here tomorrow. That's even better. You
Speaker 1: and I'll get them. We'll text him pictures and tell
Speaker 1: them how great the cherry turnover is. That actually works
Speaker 1: out way better. Absolutely, we'll get no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Let's what's Corey's favorite place. That's what we'll get tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Fat check, that's what we'll get. We'll get fat check tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We'll get cheese, steaks or whatever he normally gets from
Speaker 1: fat check tomorrow and we'll text him pictures of it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you won't be here, Corey. We'll be only thinking of you, okay,
Speaker 1: wishing the best for you anyway. And now here's a headline.
Speaker 3: Why oh you know, you know the thing headlines?
Speaker 1: We didn't get to Russian elite. Oh excuse me, I choked.
Speaker 1: Must have been that pipe. I'm gonna be smoked tomorrow
Speaker 1: with my robe. What, Chris, Russian elite troops shot themselves
Speaker 1: for two point five million dollar war payouts. Chris, real quick,
Speaker 1: how much would it take for you to shoot yourself?
Speaker 1: Chris said two point five million dollars. I'd shoot myself
Speaker 1: for half a million. I'd shoot myself for half a
Speaker 1: million dollars. Dude, that's like a mansion. What I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be walking? Funny? I didn't say where I'd shoot myself.
Speaker 1: I didn't say where I'd shoot myself in the forearm.
Speaker 1: You don't even really use your forearm? Yeah, no, Siria said,
Speaker 1: forearms grew go back anyway. I'm pretty sure California Dems
Speaker 1: can't stop calling their gender marriage jerrymanderd maps transparent but
Speaker 1: won't say who drew them. Yes, communists lie about everything
Speaker 1: at all times. U Penn Law School shuts down DEI
Speaker 1: office that ran anti bias training for future lawyers. Yes,
Speaker 1: who ran the office? Are they still employed there? If
Speaker 1: they are still employed there, then they didn't shut down
Speaker 1: a single thing. Israel calls up sixty thousand reservists for
Speaker 1: looming invasion of Gaza City. It's wild. Israel's just going
Speaker 1: a straight take Palestine. They're done with all this nonsense. Watch.
Speaker 1: Bass has a bizarre break with reality, declares there's zero
Speaker 1: crime in La nothing even close to crime. Period. Just
Speaker 1: a reminder that Karen Bass is actually a trained Communist,
Speaker 1: as in someone who has taken several tramps. Tramps, why
Speaker 1: can I talk at the end of the show, several
Speaker 1: trips to Cuba for Communist training under the Castro regime.
Speaker 1: Our second biggest city is run by a communist as wild.
Speaker 1: Trump hits Federal Reserve chair pow over housing industry and
Speaker 1: latest attack blasting mortgage rates. I have no problem blasting
Speaker 1: mortgage rates. Why don't we go ahead and get one
Speaker 1: hundred million foreigners out of our country? And watch home
Speaker 1: prices plummet, and everything get a lot more affordable for
Speaker 1: everyone else. Fifty five million visa holders, and that doesn't
Speaker 1: count all the illegals and everything else that's insanity. Tomorrow's
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday. Put a smile on your face,
Speaker 1: all right, that's all