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Speaker 3: It looks like there could be a clown down there

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the little kid that it beckons down Ritchie Richie, little

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Richie beepe be pepe. It's so scary. No imagine Pennywise

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is down there. Okay, super scary, right, and he's also

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a spider alien from this from the space.

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Speaker 2: What I like?

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Speaker 1: Hey, Stephen King, like, what what does this guy doing?

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He spent a billion dollars with this stuff. It's ridiculous. Anyways, Hilo,

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Welcome to another brand spanking episode of another blowod Deck podcast.

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My name is Dylan.

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Speaker 2: That is pat permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: Granted that's up not much. Went on a little bike

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ride this week.

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Speaker 3: We did I do I do my yearly bicycle bar

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crawl with a couple of my buddies.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, helps.

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Speaker 2: Clear the mind.

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Speaker 3: It's like a therapy session, do you uh oh yeah.

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It's not mandatory that you're gonna drink alcohol, but we

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do have a rule. We hit four different places okay,

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and you have to buy some kind of food and

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So you could bike ride right. Oh yeah,

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you didn't get a dewey on a bike right.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can definitely get a dui.

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Speaker 1: Well that wraps.

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Speaker 3: You get one on a golf cart. John Elway killed

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the guy last weekend.

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Speaker 1: No he didn't.

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Speaker 2: Kinda yeah, you didn't hear what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Kinda? Is he dead? Well?

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Speaker 3: His agent and longtime business partner was on the back

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of a golf cart. They were partying up in Lakita

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Resorts over there. Oh yeah, checking out stage coach.

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Speaker 2: I love that. Seventy five year olds like to rock

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out to stage coach. Anyway. Yeah, he's tipping a few and.

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Speaker 3: He gets on the golf cart and his buddy's on

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the back and uh, he rolls off the back of

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Speaker 1: Oh and dead.

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Speaker 2: He's dead. Wow, he's dead.

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Speaker 1: What a brutal way to go.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. I think it's a great way to go.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to some iTunes ratings and reviews.

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Speaker 2: Are we're going to start the show with that?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a bad idea. We'll do it at

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Speaker 3: Well, now they already teased it. Why don't you do it?

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We'll do some housekeeping.

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Speaker 1: No, because we already did all that stuff like what

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you did over the weekend. And people really like to

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get us into the get us into the hear us

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Speaker 2: Oh is it a negative or a positive review?

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Speaker 1: I got one negative? I got one positive. Okay, are

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you not going to be able to focus?

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Speaker 3: No, I can handle this. Please, Why don't you start

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with the negative? Because I want our audience to understand

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what we're put through.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I think that's a good idea, because

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what we're doing here is trying to well, one incentivize

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you to balance out the nut jobs, but two, just

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have empathy for us because we can't do anything about this.

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Speaker 2: You can't do any thin about it.

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Speaker 1: This is a two star review from torquemenoh eight. Combined

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Feed is a headache? Two stars. I only watch find Feed.

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Speaker 2: What the hell is he saying about that?

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Speaker 1: Well? Bad feed. We do a bunch of different shows

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Speaker 2: Now, Oh, how we got rid of the blow deck Feed?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so I only watched below Deck of the

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shows they review. It was already annoying waiting through the

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non related content on the old feed. Now with one

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hundred percent more non related content, eye roll, please go

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back to having a below deck in its own feed.

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Speaker 3: And they dinged us with two stars because they don't

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something's going on. I got to go to a chiropractice.

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want to say, hey, old Patty, been watching the videos.

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for your review. We'll get to a positive one. At

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the end of the show, well, listen, we got a

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crazy episode of Below Deck to get into. Okay, wow,

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there is tension in the calley. I'm so excited to

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get to APS because I watched a nautical film this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we'll talk about it Patreon dot com,

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slash another podcast network when APS drops. But this episode,

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I thought it was really really good, uncomfortable, a lot

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of tension. I was on my feet for a a

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real moment of heroinism. Oh, Serena just standing her ground,

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just two fucking feet planted. It was a lovely episode.

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I give it four pots.

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Speaker 3: Bat Oh gosh, I'm trying to think if there anything

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really happened, which is fine, because this has been an

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amazing season. It's amazing, it's winding down. I just I

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don't like the dinner themes where they episode takes too long.

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It's absolutely ridiculous to have a circus theme. They did

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a circus. Who likes a circus?

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the time I was brought to the circus that had

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stole warts in our memory and people are sad to

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the Miss Universe pageant.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: That you were beautiful, But another one of another, one

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Speaker 1: My wife was like, why don't you just shave your

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fucking mind? It is the only thing hiding I cannot

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do that right now. So the circus is one of

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uh oh, yes, you know, but we don't need a

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carnival kind of roaming group of gypsies and cripples, you know,

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just stabbing tigers and elephants with cattle prats. You know,

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we don't need that. Yeah. So anyways, four pots.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's see.

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Speaker 3: Didn't like the circus thing, the drama between Zorena and

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Lara continuing. You know, every season there's two people that

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just can't get along. Yeah, and I didn't see it

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it twenty two knots.

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Speaker 1: You know, I switched over to uh Aquapana just Saratoga.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they that is so in the the easygeist.

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Speaker 2: That you get your balls busted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have fucking old Arabic guys going, oh do

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you see the daily the daily routine thing? Now, it's

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not about that, Okay. I was a huge fan. The

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Speaker 2: Right, Pat, Yeah, Yeah, it was great.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I was so good.

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Speaker 3: The crew scrambling to pull this circus themed dinner off,

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Speaker 2: She's ever had to pull off.

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Speaker 3: If their goal was surpride decorations for a sad kid's

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birthday party, they fucking nailed it.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, my notes were I don't know if you picked

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Speaker 3: Ever, you and I our minds are connected. That's why

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I was killing some time for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Tamara. So we move the dinner inside, like

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that was ever a question. I think the wind was

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blowing seven hundred knots an hour outside, like, how are

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we how are we going to do? A circus would

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most elaborate dinner of the season. There are many courses

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quote unquote many courses, and we've got circus acts like

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a nerd and overalls. We've got a tall young man

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with sores painted all over his body and cream pie clowns,

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and the nerd and overalls will be after the truffle popcorn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah well, uh.

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Speaker 1: Also, Captain Jason is some kind of super jail slave driver.

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Speaker 2: He looked great.

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as they're preparing or perhaps dinner has started down in

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that I think she wants to have sex without protection

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well they talk about cream pies, and

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Speaker 3: Well, regardless of Johnny's watching at home, He's saying, what

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And then meanwhile, Adare isn't thrilled to be a clown. Hey, look,

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you can't be hot girl every day. Okay, every once

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in a while, you gotta pull a Sierra like she does

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on Summer House. She's so hot, she'll actually make herself

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less attractive with some dumb costume.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think she was a bird in like the last episode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's what I've been doing lately with

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all the fucking food Again.

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Speaker 2: I'm so hot, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I put on weight.

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Speaker 3: You know, my ex her mom used to say that

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I couldn't stand her mom. And I'm not gonna say

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her name because she'll probably try and sue me. She

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told me at dinner with my then girlfriend at the

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time that the reason she put on all the weight

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was because guys were hitting on her at work too much.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, no, food's good though. So we take

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a peek at Serena. Oh, I gotta tell you, Oh,

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they all save it for aps. My aunt Sue crashed

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into a ditch.

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Speaker 2: Sue. Now Sue is the heavy set relative.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're all heavy sets. It's just you know, it's

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and I shouldn't say her name, but yeah, a ditch

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came up and grabbed her. Didn't see it. Wow, And

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then she said that said someone stole the car. Well

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we'll talk about okay. So anyways, we take a peek

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at Serena prepping for the circus dinner. The deviled eggs

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are crudely piped and smoothed over with a fingertip, and

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while prepping for the dinner, she is to take a photo.

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There is this very odd tension where she doesn't want

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to be in the photo almost puritanically. So hey, Bravo,

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just tell us what the fuck is going on, or

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do me a favor, just get this out of the episode.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? What's going on is being a poopy

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pants again?

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Speaker 1: I know, but why.

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Speaker 2: Because she's poopy pants? Because Alicia is getting attention.

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Speaker 3: Also, she's not really focused in the kitchen, and I

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think that's what's pissing her off. Now, del what is

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your position on deviled eggs. I think it's something that

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is wonderful but only needs to be consumed once, possibly

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twice a year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's an annual food. I think it's

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an annual food. I think it's a summertime you know,

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summertime lunch if you're at a restaurant. Yeah, and they

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do a good deviled egg maybe at a barbecue. Fan

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of the food, fan of the food, don't get me wrong.

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A labor of love, you know, one of the easier

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labors of love. But uh, you know you gotta you

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gotta get a ziploc bag. You know, you need piping

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skills and evidently you need to lick a finger and

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smooth over the fucking y.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. So anyways, Uh, by the way, you know

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these fruit stands we got in Los Angeles, Yeah, love them,

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beautiful fruit.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: If if you're ever in any city, if there's a

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vendor on the on the corner of a street and

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they're chopping up a bunch of different fruit and they're

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throwing the lime juice in there with a little bit

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of that, what's that little.

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Speaker 2: Spice they pop in there?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 2: Oh, not that, it's a real tree for yourself.

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Speaker 1: You know. I was driving by one the other day,

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That's why I brought it up. Guy was digging for

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gold like you wouldn't believe.

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Speaker 2: He had his hand in his ball, hand.

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Speaker 1: In his nose. And I went home. I was like,

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it's fucking disgusting. He doesn't use gloves when he's chopping

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the fruit.

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Speaker 2: Seey goes.

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Speaker 1: I've seen him scratch his fucking ass. I was just like,

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I don't why is everything getting ruined?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know that, you know that's what happens when

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you don't have any uh.

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Speaker 2: You know, these pieces of people aren't licensed vendor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I'm just going to stick to

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nerd clusters in Turkey. That's all I can eat nowadays.

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Speaker 3: Well, speaking of gross stuff, one of the guests. I

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forget which one it was, but he had a hairy

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white ass.

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Speaker 1: Yea.

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Speaker 2: When you were asked could possibly scare children? Just cover

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it up, don't walk around.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, god no. There's like with great power

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comes great responsibility. That's kind of like a perverted version

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of it, Like with a horrifying ass comes great responsibility,

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like you have to protect people from that's right. So

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whiskey sours are up first. How do you feel about

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a whiskey sour?

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Speaker 2: That's another one of those.

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Speaker 3: On occasion, you know, I was at Grandville on that

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bicycle bar crawl and I don't know what came over me,

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but I ordered an Aberall Sprits.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Now that's a lovely bike riding drink.

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Speaker 3: Somehow this bartender made it the way that I like it.

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Speaker 2: I feeld it a few times.

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Speaker 1: When the ratio is sing the drink really really gets

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to another level.

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Speaker 3: Now, And I hadn't realized at this point that apple

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was basically long form for an apricot?

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Speaker 1: Is that it?

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Speaker 2: That's the flavor?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Really?

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Speaker 2: So if you're in apricots in order to apple, that doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Taste like apricots. But yeah, when you go to Italy.

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I mean, there's really nothing like a cobblestone street and

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then apparel sprints with a bowl of potato chips. I mean,

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transport me there. Now, you know you know what I mean. Gosh,

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all right, So whiskey sours are disgusting. They're two sour

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and if you drink a lot of them, if you,

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god forbid, if you have to upchuck. It's just just

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so acidic. And in the comments, let us know what

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your favorite drink is at the bar. So Marina is

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in service. She needs to see how the big dogs

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do it. Take a look. It's deviled eggs and fucking whiskey.

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Speaker 3: Well, Dylan and I can tell her because we've been

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watching this show for several years what the big big

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dogs do. At the highest point in that career path,

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you get to tell other people to cure.

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Speaker 2: Clean urine off a toilet.

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Speaker 3: See yeah, yeah, yeah, If that's your dream a year

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after a go for it. It's right up there with

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a person that puts the stickers on the fruit at

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the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think I think that's that's a

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pretty mundane task. But it's not much higher.

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Speaker 2: Can you believe someone has to do that.

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Speaker 3: I was at such a low in my career at

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one point that I had I would. I thought someone's

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putting the stickers on these and I'm the right man

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for the job.

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Speaker 1: I got to tell you that I would. I would.

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I would pay to have that job for a while,

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just just a couple of months, because I just want

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simplicity in my life. I want to just pop a

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podcast on and just zoned for a little bit. Yeah,

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what's up with this frenetic pace and all these things too? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well, instead I went and worked for North American Insurance,

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which was equally mundane.

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Speaker 2: I did a little thing called data entry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I drove you into a deep,

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dark depression. So anyways, we get to Jason sitting down

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with them. He's really getting a lot of wheel wheel

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estate out of that whip. And the next course after

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the deviled eggs is truffle popcorn. Now it's got parmesan

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on it. There's a great touch. It as a circus

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after all. But this mustn't be a course. This cannot

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be a course.

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Speaker 2: This can't be a course.

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Speaker 1: It cannot be a course. It can be on the bar,

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it can be on the table. When you arrive. It can't.

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What we can't do is have the second course have

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people just sitting around eating popcorn. I can't do that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how that could fit because I did

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think that over as well doing especially since the first

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first course could be consumed in a nanosecond. So then

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your second course is oh boy, popcord.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so off to.

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Speaker 1: A good start, I would say something, I uh, oh, well,

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Marina comes out as the contortionist and she is double

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joy did so I guess that makes sense. And then

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we get to the muscle man after a pretty uh

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ferocious uh ass.

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Speaker 3: This is you're probably referring to that gross ass for

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that childer guest. Now, del I do want to say

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that what they're doing here is they're toggling between courses

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and these basically creative circus acts. Now you you glossed

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over Harry the draft, and I was asking myself, is this.

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Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no.

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Speaker 2: No no he was first? Oh maybe he wasn't. No no, no, okay.

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Speaker 3: So I was thinking as I was watching this, because

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you know, Laura apparently takes a lot of pride in

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her work, why not call Martha the provision lady and

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hire someone that juggles.

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Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, right, spend spend.

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Speaker 3: What yeah, two hundred dollars. Someone can like throw fucking

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fire around.

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Speaker 1: If that, you know, I would say, you don't even

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need to call Martha. Hit the streets. There's gotta be

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somebody throwing shit up in the air and catching it

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axes or axes, chainsaws, knives. Just say, I'll give you

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twenty five bucks. Come do this on the boat. You know,

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that's all you need to do. So Nate looked like

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he had a fierce erection or not. Nate nick Nick

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the nerd looked like his u his penis was huge

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and big and hard.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you see that zero knots, zero knots,

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zero knots.

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Speaker 3: For Marina, the contortion is either I didn't even know

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what she was trying to do, zero knots.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I give it. I give it eighty

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nine knots. I thought it was fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna move on to the onion thing? What

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was that onion thing?

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Speaker 1: The next dish is of blue, but I did it

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is double smoked. Because we have a little bit of

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a communication and breakdown and I'm not sure if it

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was the fry, I'm not sure if it was the time.

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I'm not sure if it was the multiple iterations of

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suffocating woodchips. But it looked wet and dead. It looked

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absolutely disgusting, and there was some kind of some kind

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of will did foam or guest streaka top it. It

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looked like a jellyfish, and I would have sent it back,

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but there's cream to throw. The clowns go up and

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Serena is still flying blind. Big Red says it'll be

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five minutes. It takes thirty seconds, and Serena is pissed.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yes, the act did not last five minutes. At

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five minutes, it lasted thirty eight seconds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now we go from County Fair to random Italian dinner. Here,

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the final course is a chicken buttered up pure with

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cauliful cauliflower, a little tiny rolled zekes ah. I mean

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this is a hall of mirrors.

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Speaker 2: I felt right like I was out of circus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it was crazy. It was crazy.

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Two pots. So Serena's pissed and somebody else's pissed. That's

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Big Red, who we should say. We'll be driving an

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interview with Big Red this week. She was so lovely

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to talk to.

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Speaker 2: Drop some bombs too, if you want to know where

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she's at with.

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Speaker 1: Harry Harry, Yeah, yeah, yeah that it was a fun interview. Okay,

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sorry for my sniffles. So Big Red is getting thrown

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all and round and all over the place. She's got

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a clean she's got a wipe buau in off seats,

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she's got to do cabins take pictures while Laura gets bonified.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, from a clean perspective or cleanliness perspective,

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I don't want her near a goddamn food dish. If

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you're toggling, toggling between cleaning poop, it's a really good point,

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Like that's disgusting. Yeah, that's how you get some cross contamination.

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Everybody's eyes are burning red with pink eye.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean even worse. I mean, this is the

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00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,279
beginning of some kind of Last of Us, kind of

471
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:52,759
nightmare that I would say possibly renders human civilization mood,

472
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:56,880
you know, I mean, think about it. The Tasmanian devils

473
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,920
are the only thing that could stand this thing. And

474
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,559
it starts from Big Red wiping fucking common shit off

475
00:22:02,599 --> 00:22:05,200
his people's rooms. And they're going to serving wet, dead,

476
00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:10,160
fucking bloomin onions. You know, it's really dangerous, locking crazy

477
00:22:10,599 --> 00:22:11,160
bad idea.

478
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 2: Who's the magician? Magician is Nate epic fail on every level.

479
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,720
He not just one level, all of them.

480
00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:21,599
Speaker 1: He is so strange to me. He's like, I don't

481
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,440
know he's He's like if Bo Burnham was doing like

482
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,640
a male cheerleader. Nate Scott, he's he's definitely a duodle.

483
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 3: Uh.

484
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 1: The magician needs a volunteer, hesitant to his most are

485
00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:37,039
what a magician needs a volunteer? You know, you never know,

486
00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:40,640
you get fucking chopped in half. I'm not volunteering for

487
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,599
any fucking magician. You kidding me?

488
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:43,599
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't.

489
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,759
Speaker 3: I got picked out of an audience at the Magic Castle. Yes, dude,

490
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:49,119
he was trying to make coins disappear. Little do I know,

491
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,480
he sneaks him in my hand for some reason. I

492
00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:54,440
go along with the goddamn track, and at the end

493
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,720
of the thing, I opened up my hand and drop

494
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:56,079
him out.

495
00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 2: Everybody was they were amazed. Yeah, yeah, I knew the

496
00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,359
whole secret.

497
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 3: He gave me like a look like, don't fuck with me, man,

498
00:23:02,079 --> 00:23:03,720
and I just I just read the room.

499
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was trying to get pussy that night.

500
00:23:07,559 --> 00:23:09,279
Speaker 3: That's what they do, those magicians. By the way, if

501
00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:11,359
you're ever in Los Angeles, don't go to the Walk

502
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,839
of Fame, get some tickets at Magic Castle.

503
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: Perfect night in what you know, you got to be

504
00:23:17,079 --> 00:23:18,720
here for a while. But if you're gonna have three

505
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:22,640
days in Los Angeles, I would say the Yamashiro Magic

506
00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:26,880
Castle combo is marvelous. Marvelous.

507
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 2: I agree with that.

508
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: Yamashiro for Golden Hour, right, see the sun crest below

509
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,440
the horizon, this sacred city that is disgusting. Then go

510
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,680
down the hill to the Magic Castle and have a

511
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,680
filthy magician hit on your wife. It's a perfect night.

512
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 2: I mean, I couldn't have described it any better than

513
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:43,880
you did.

514
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,559
Speaker 1: So yeah, book your tickets.

515
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 3: Can I tell you about this entertainment that these crewmeverts threw. Yeah,

516
00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:53,400
this is the kind of thing people would do to

517
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,359
entertain themselves if they were trapped.

518
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,799
Speaker 2: In a mine for three months. That's the level of entertainment.

519
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that the Thaie Cave diving incident, I

520
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,680
think this is similar to what the boys.

521
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,759
Speaker 3: Were like pretending to amuse the other ones because they

522
00:24:09,799 --> 00:24:11,920
wanted to make them happy because they might die, right,

523
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,920
Like to be.

524
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: The strong man with an erection, you'd be the contortionist. Now,

525
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:20,640
the whole thing, it's amazing, Like the pinnacle of service

526
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,799
on below deck is theater camp in the Midwest. That's

527
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,599
what the pinnacle of nailed it.

528
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 2: Don't forget those dollar store decorations. Yeah.

529
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:36,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's everybody who's freshly been bar and Bob mitzvah,

530
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,920
just having a good time out in the Michigan wilderness.

531
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,599
Speaker 2: You know. And at the end of the day, you're

532
00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:46,359
impressing the charter guest, stillan but you're also impressing another person,

533
00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:49,319
and that is hot Captain Jason. Yeah, and he just

534
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:49,960
loved this.

535
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,079
Speaker 3: And uh, personally, I would have rented a monkey that

536
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,920
smells his hand after he farts before watching this or

537
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,440
enjoyed this.

538
00:24:57,599 --> 00:24:59,599
Speaker 2: But yeah, he thought it was entertaining. So what do

539
00:24:59,680 --> 00:24:59,839
I do?

540
00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:02,079
Speaker 1: You know, people say they can be mean. I've never

541
00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:02,839
seen a mean one.

542
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

543
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't never see a mean one.

544
00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:09,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that whack Jog documentary that came.

545
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 1: Out that oh those were chimpanzees.

546
00:25:11,839 --> 00:25:14,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sorry, there's a difference. Yeah, anyway, they can

547
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,680
eat your face off.

548
00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, And I'm kidding. Monkeys are are evil creatures.

549
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:24,640
They're they're closer to the primordial cauldron than we are,

550
00:25:24,839 --> 00:25:29,000
and that means that they can access less nuanced forms

551
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,880
of evil but still horrifying.

552
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: Well, eat your balls off if they don't like you.

553
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I guess that's less nuanced

554
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,920
Netsli's like, we got a lobby. We can't have people

555
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,279
take maternity leave. We've got to sell them formula. Now,

556
00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:43,839
that's like a nuanced kind of evil. Monkeys will just

557
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,240
eat your fucking testicles off, you know what I mean? Yeah, man,

558
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,640
all right, so we've got trouble in Paradise. Laura seems

559
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,119
to be dumping a little bit too much on our

560
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,000
gal pals. Alicia says, let's shot in the morning. But

561
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:57,440
I can't clean up after these fucking sea rats anymore.

562
00:25:57,759 --> 00:26:01,200
They come in here, they make them, they gnaw through

563
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,599
the wood. I can't even would work. I don't have

564
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:08,039
time for this shit. And Laura says, let's talk now, No,

565
00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:11,519
let's talk on them. You know, Laura's on a high

566
00:26:11,559 --> 00:26:16,079
of such an amazing theater camp evening, but she shouldn't

567
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:21,000
be it's we've also got Big Red who really breaks

568
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,039
down and it looks like the turns have tabled.

569
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,799
Speaker 2: Yes they have.

570
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,559
Speaker 3: You know, being trapped in the laundry room a place.

571
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,319
That place will break you if you're not mentally prepared.

572
00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:32,599
It's like the Tour of Nam. You go there, you

573
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,079
throw a couple of grenades in someone's hut, and next

574
00:26:36,079 --> 00:26:38,599
thing you know, it explodes. You see crans flying everywhere.

575
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,759
Next thing you know, you're having night terrors and you're

576
00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:46,240
never the same m the laundry room on these boats,

577
00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:47,680
I would say it's exactly like that.

578
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: You know, you don't hear any yelling because it's there

579
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,759
were so many of them that you threw in that

580
00:26:55,799 --> 00:26:58,319
it took care of everything pretty quickly. But there's a

581
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,440
family pig that walks out. It's wounded, but it's fine,

582
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:08,160
and for some reason that animal stays with you for eternity.

583
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll never get that out of my head.

584
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: Just the family hog confused, where's everybody gone? They've got away? Okay,

585
00:27:24,079 --> 00:27:26,119
So we cut back from commercial break to a fucking

586
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,480
cuddlefish crawling along the floor for prey. Don't show us that.

587
00:27:29,559 --> 00:27:35,680
I don't think it. Vertebrates it's disgusting. Okay, Serena says,

588
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:40,240
you can always come to me, child, and she confides

589
00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:46,319
in in. Serena breaks down in tears, and they both

590
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:49,240
you know, the conversation ends and they both say, I

591
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:52,400
love you so much. What are these sea rats doing? Saying?

592
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,000
This is a real pressure cooker of emotions.

593
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 3: It happens a lot and then a lot of times

594
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,200
when they're saying they're goodbyes, they're like, I know this

595
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,720
isn't the last time, and no, it is more than likely.

596
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys will yell at each other on Twitter,

597
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,559
but that's not really say job life, not at all.

598
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,279
Speaker 3: What I was going to say about this is, you know,

599
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,839
we think of like Game of Thrones, where people have motivations,

600
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,000
they have a purpose of what their goal of.

601
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the White Walkers though they really didn't do anything.

602
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,319
Speaker 2: They just wanted to kill.

603
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well they also just didn't do anything and then

604
00:28:24,839 --> 00:28:27,039
they died in the end and nothing happened.

605
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:31,279
Speaker 3: I wasn't happy with that ending either, don't. But with

606
00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:33,880
Pree specifically, she's.

607
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:35,079
Speaker 2: All over the place.

608
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 3: She'll drop a dime on Serena. Oh yeah, she's also

609
00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:41,599
saying that she loves her. She's thankful for her comforting her.

610
00:28:42,279 --> 00:28:45,680
My point is is, I don't the agendas here are

611
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,640
all over the place.

612
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,359
Speaker 2: I don't know who's loyal to who?

613
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: You know what it really really is like, No, you know,

614
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,880
when you get there and you're overwhelmed by the chaos

615
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:59,599
and the moral ambiguity of everything, you do go crazy

616
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,240
and you you will only come out the other side

617
00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:05,880
through a crystal and understanding of those who can make

618
00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:08,039
sense of it all. And that's why Kurtz got all

619
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:16,960
fat up the river, right. That was his name, Colonel Kurtz. Yeah, yeah,

620
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:17,640
you know.

621
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,279
Speaker 3: He showed up to that set and the director was like,

622
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,799
why are you two hundred and eighty pounds?

623
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:23,279
Speaker 2: You're supposed to be that.

624
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,839
Speaker 1: I was great, that's my Marlon Branda.

625
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,039
Speaker 3: He was supposed to be what's like the highest level

626
00:29:28,039 --> 00:29:30,319
of like military like people that can kill, like a

627
00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:31,759
seal to Team six guy.

628
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: He was supposed to be that.

629
00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:37,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Marlin convinced him that no, no, no, no, no no, no.

630
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,079
Speaker 2: He ate a lot.

631
00:29:40,519 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. You see what happened was scratches.

632
00:29:46,039 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: He's a Green beret.

633
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

634
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: They tried their best to hide that he was.

635
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what though worked out perfectly. You know,

636
00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:55,480
he filmed him. He was covered in shadow, kind of

637
00:29:55,519 --> 00:30:00,440
making him a you know, a truly dark figure. It's

638
00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:03,640
just it's the most perfect movie you ever made. Just

639
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,319
par none, right, don't you think?

640
00:30:05,559 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: Uh? I told you a couple of years ago. It

641
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,319
came on. My wife thought it was a new movie.

642
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,559
Speaker 1: What do you think is better? ET? Or Apocalypse? Et?

643
00:30:11,799 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

644
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,559
Speaker 1: Get out of it? Are you? Are you out of your mind?

645
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: Is it out of Classic? So it's Apocalypse out?

646
00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:22,799
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, what's better Jurassic parker Apocalypse?

647
00:30:22,839 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 3: Now?

648
00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: I hate Jurassic Park.

649
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 3: Have a story, Just a bunch of fucking dinosaurs trying

650
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,319
to eat?

651
00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: What's better? Dead calm or apocalypse? Now?

652
00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: Apocalypse?

653
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,079
Speaker 1: Now? Okay, thank you. I think we talked about this,

654
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,000
but I saw a trailer for the new Jurassic Park.

655
00:30:39,359 --> 00:30:43,440
They're fucking trying to take the tarot actyl's eggs for

656
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:48,640
cancer research. I'm like, hey, hey, I got a foam

657
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,920
finger up for the fucking tarot actyl. Okay, bite them

658
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:52,920
in fucking half.

659
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,119
Speaker 2: Oh no, I love that. I saw that trailer too.

660
00:30:56,119 --> 00:30:59,200
It's like, no, there's another island. Oh, we're doing another

661
00:30:59,319 --> 00:31:01,759
island thing again. Wow, can we get some writers here.

662
00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:04,279
It's just like Star Wars. Oh, we're gonna have the

663
00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:06,880
third Death Star. Yeah, guys, please.

664
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: Gotta come up with something else. So Laura's stressed out.

665
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:15,839
That's why Big Red is not saying anything to Laura.

666
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,000
Mum's the word when it comes to Laura. Lara's too stress.

667
00:31:19,039 --> 00:31:20,559
She's not going to drop it on her. But we

668
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,559
are going to drop off the charter guests. It has

669
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,079
drop off day next morning, next morning. The kitchen vibes

670
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:30,440
are firing. First things first, Green Juice. Alicia chats with

671
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,720
Serena about Laura, going, that was a weird breath. I

672
00:31:34,799 --> 00:31:38,400
just took on you hear that I did? Ye? She says, uh,

673
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,759
you know, last night I talked to Laura about you know,

674
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,559
like fucking you know, she wants me to fucking do

675
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,359
all this shit. I'm i gonna do it.

676
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:49,279
Speaker 2: Here's another thing about I explain that. Well, uh, let

677
00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:50,079
me break the game up.

678
00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.

679
00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 3: So Alicia didn't clean the crew mass and this is

680
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,440
going to be something that moves into like the next

681
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,559
episode in the one after that.

682
00:31:58,759 --> 00:32:01,079
Speaker 2: It's a real point of contention for Laura. Oh yeah,

683
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,160
Now who comes to defend Alicia? But Serena.

684
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: I mean it's a real you know, was it Solomon

685
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:10,839
where those two those two ladies were fighting over the baby,

686
00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:12,200
fighting over the baby's Yeah.

687
00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: Basically that.

688
00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 3: So Sorena defends Alicia, citing that Interior can do this

689
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,880
if it's only going to take fifteen minutes, and then

690
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,599
Serena says, well, we can talk about later.

691
00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: Lara says we'll talk about it now. I don't believe

692
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,039
she has the authority to do that.

693
00:32:25,079 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 3: They're both department heads. And then Serena threatens to talk

694
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,880
to Captain Hotpants and how do you like those?

695
00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, this version is more like if the mom who

696
00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:40,200
was the mom tugged at the baby too. Instead of

697
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,880
saying no, I'm not going to hurt my child, these

698
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,720
two are ripping at Alicia. They want her, they want

699
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:53,039
to consume, or they want her allegiance two yeah, two

700
00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:55,640
Lionis is fighting over a sus chef. I guess. Laura says,

701
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,799
did you do it? Alicia says what and she goes,

702
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,200
we talked about this now, and Laura says it should

703
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,400
take you fifteen minutes, and that is when lions Serena

704
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,880
comes out roar, Okay, get someone in your fucking department

705
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:16,000
to do it. Be gone, which I mean, amazing stuff.

706
00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:18,759
Now the tensions are really running quite high between Laura

707
00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:23,440
and Serena, and that is when shuck shuka is served. Now,

708
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:28,519
the plates are scalding. Laura heads it down and says

709
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:31,039
the plates are scalding. She says they're so hot that

710
00:33:31,079 --> 00:33:34,079
the guests could end up overboard. You know, they touch it,

711
00:33:34,599 --> 00:33:36,799
they turn into like kind of like a wacky Looty

712
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,279
Tunes kind of thing in their heads. Okay, they go overboard, right,

713
00:33:41,039 --> 00:33:42,200
and that's very dangerous.

714
00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 2: What is this dish dyllon shuck shuka?

715
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: I think it's shuck shuka. It's uh god, it's a

716
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,400
pain and pain in the the took.

717
00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:55,559
Speaker 2: His I've never heard of it as a breakfast item.

718
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a Middle Eastern breakfast. It's it's tomato

719
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,680
sauce with eggs poached in the tomato.

720
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,839
Speaker 2: Saw are you kidding me?

721
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:05,839
Speaker 1: Yeah? And you serve it with with bread.

722
00:34:06,039 --> 00:34:06,359
Speaker 2: Wow.

723
00:34:06,599 --> 00:34:09,679
Speaker 3: Personally, you know, she's really uh, I know that thing

724
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,960
was so hot that it would melt hell. Yeah, but

725
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,400
that's I like how creative that is. And Another thing

726
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,320
she did is a what was it a crape station?

727
00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 2: I've never heard of a crape station? Did you get excited? Oh? God,

728
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,800
crapes lots of range.

729
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,159
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, dude, there's there's a place in

730
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,559
Venice that does a shark shuka. I'm not telling, I'm

731
00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:37,239
not even kidding. It's one of the best dishes in

732
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,599
Los Angeles. I'll find it. I'll send it to you

733
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:43,119
so you can never go there. Okay. So Laura heads

734
00:34:43,119 --> 00:34:47,440
down and lets her know that the guests are going

735
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,119
to turn into cartoons and jump off the side of

736
00:34:49,159 --> 00:34:51,440
the butt if they touch the bowls. And this is

737
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,280
when things really fucking heat up.

738
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:58,159
Speaker 3: Bad forms Arena bad form here. Yeah, you think, Well,

739
00:34:58,199 --> 00:35:02,559
she accused us of showing up late for work this morning.

740
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: This seems to be. And we'll get into it a

741
00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:09,519
little bit later down the road. This seems to be.

742
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,679
You know, it reminds me of that scene in What's

743
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,519
the Basketball Movie with Will Farrell semi Pro, semi Pro.

744
00:35:21,199 --> 00:35:25,039
They're all kind of talking the old team and someone

745
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,880
calls someone a drive Turkey, and the entire room stops

746
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,079
and he's like, did you just call me a fucking drive? Turkey,

747
00:35:32,159 --> 00:35:35,800
And it is really, really the highest insult you could

748
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,480
possibly pay somebody. The fact that Serena said she showed

749
00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:42,400
up a little late to work today. It's like this

750
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,679
ripples through the boat and people are like, I mean,

751
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,239
I would not have said that, who the fuck gives

752
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:48,599
a shit?

753
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 3: Well, I'd also argue if Laura, in fact wasn't late

754
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,320
for work, let it bounce off of you. But who

755
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,159
amy to tell someone how they should internalize something?

756
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:03,199
Speaker 1: You'll lat them? Is she Southern? This woman that says

757
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,000
let them?

758
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,519
Speaker 2: I don't know, Robin whatever her name.

759
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,599
Speaker 1: Is, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. She hat very

760
00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:09,599
popular podcasts.

761
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 2: I think it's number one for like the last two butts.

762
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably the Cia plant. Anyways, Alicia and Nate,

763
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,920
these two a couple of freaking dorks, a couple of doodles,

764
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:25,199
just sniffing each other's buttholes. So Nate's pretty chill about

765
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,960
or Harry is pretty chill about letting sea rats do

766
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:34,599
the anchor thing. Maybe a little too chill, Harry, can

767
00:36:34,639 --> 00:36:37,880
you supervise these fucking sea rats? Okay, we get to

768
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,400
anchor Gate, and this is another thing. Is this this

769
00:36:41,519 --> 00:36:43,400
bit of a fucking deal. I mean, I don't know

770
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,960
how much time has passed. You know, if Jason says,

771
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,199
let's get the anchor down in forty five minutes go past.

772
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,159
The anchor's not down, that's a problem. But I mean,

773
00:36:51,199 --> 00:36:53,639
are we talking about a minute or two minute delay,

774
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:56,480
in which case, what the fuck is everybody freaking.

775
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 3: Out of that? I occasionally wonder if this is edited

776
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,719
in a way to create drama that isn't actually existing.

777
00:37:03,039 --> 00:37:06,239
I know Harry's not communicating on the radio, but it's

778
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:07,119
apparently a big.

779
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: Issue for Yeah, well, a dare goes down into that hole.

780
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,199
Speaker 2: Never go in that hole. No, it's terrifying.

781
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 3: It looks like there could be a clown down there

782
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,119
with a knife or something.

783
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:21,039
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. I mean think about who is

784
00:37:21,079 --> 00:37:24,199
the little kid that it beckons to Ritchie Richie, little

785
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:29,039
Richie bee beep beepepe. It's so scary. I imagine Pennywise

786
00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:33,719
is down there, Okay, super scary, right, and he's also

787
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:38,079
a spider alien from this from the space what. I like, Hey,

788
00:37:38,119 --> 00:37:40,599
Stephen Kinge, like, what what does this guy? He spent

789
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,719
a billion dollars with this stuff? It's ridiculous. Anyways, I

790
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,800
haven't read enough of them. I guess people say.

791
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,039
Speaker 2: I've seen four different versions of it. It's always the same. Horseshit.

792
00:37:51,119 --> 00:37:54,920
They are adults, and they manifest their greatest fear, which

793
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:59,239
in fact is a alien spider and a real letdown

794
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,960
give the first part of the film.

795
00:38:02,039 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so imagine a Pennywise down there. I'll spooky, crazy

796
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,760
alien spider. Okay, And now there are chains to the

797
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,000
right and left of him. I would say that maybe

798
00:38:13,039 --> 00:38:16,000
the chains are probably even that much more scary because

799
00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:19,440
if you put your finger in that, your finger is gone. Essentially,

800
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,760
what happens to it is like what happens to that

801
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,159
family back in the canopies of Vietnam where that pig

802
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:29,199
walks out. I mean, you're just you're a goner, you know.

803
00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 2: So I wouldn't go.

804
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: They're pretty scary. I wouldn't go in that anchor thing either.

805
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,519
But darre doesn't know what she's doing. She's stabbing at

806
00:38:35,519 --> 00:38:38,039
the wall and the cord gets bunched up.

807
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,519
Speaker 3: You know, I was asking myself this question, can a

808
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,159
lead deckhand.

809
00:38:41,679 --> 00:38:43,599
Speaker 2: Title be revoked?

810
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,679
Speaker 1: Yeah?

811
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 3: Because he is dangerously close to that. This is his

812
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,119
second fuck up.

813
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,159
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it gets into a you know, a

814
00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:54,239
philosophical question. You know, if you give someone nothing, can

815
00:38:54,280 --> 00:39:02,079
you take it back? It's a great point. Yeah, we

816
00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:04,559
love you, Harry, love your hair. All right, dead mouth

817
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:07,079
five plays, and we say goodbye to these amazing charter

818
00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:11,280
guests who were so sweet and so nice. They had

819
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,239
such a good time. And we get to the tip, pep,

820
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:13,920
what do we got?

821
00:39:14,199 --> 00:39:16,599
Speaker 2: Twenty three grand? That's eighteen hundred each. I think I

822
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,199
rounded up, and the helmet goes to Harry, well deserved.

823
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: Can I say this is a little too cute a measure?

824
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: Yes? I agree.

825
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 3: You know, in the severity that someone could have had

826
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,119
their hand ripped off, or the boat could have sank.

827
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 2: You know, we had our yacht just sank yesterday.

828
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: Oh did it?

829
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,159
Speaker 2: Yeah?

830
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:35,599
Speaker 1: I don't know.

831
00:39:35,559 --> 00:39:37,159
Speaker 2: Why my phone listens to me.

832
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 3: I think I'm sure knows that I'm interested in these things,

833
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,880
and they I got fed a story of a yacht.

834
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: I keep hearing all these freaking tech guys go, No,

835
00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:46,559
your phone's not listening to you. It just has advanced

836
00:39:46,559 --> 00:39:48,800
geo targeting. And then the bull.

837
00:39:49,639 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 3: I hadn't talked about McDonald's in like six years.

838
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 2: I tell my wife, should we go get McDonald's.

839
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,679
Speaker 3: The next thing I see in my fucking Facebook feed

840
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,079
is big max Y.

841
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:03,519
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. Did you go to McDonald's not for myself,

842
00:40:03,559 --> 00:40:06,199
for my daughter? Oh? I went for myself. That's how fun.

843
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,440
I mean, Pat, I looked at my wife after we'd

844
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,159
consumed it, I said, sarcastic. I said, you know, it's

845
00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:20,519
the oddest thing. I don't feel well, I mean just disgusting.

846
00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:22,679
Speaker 2: I don't feel well after I eat that.

847
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: God no, And when the cheese is rippling out underneath

848
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:32,440
the bun, there's this moment that you haven't even consumed

849
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:36,280
the food and the deliciousness is overwhelming you, right, and

850
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,159
then you eat it and you're like, well, this isn't

851
00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:42,039
good and then you're done with it, and you feel

852
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:42,920
like you're gonna die.

853
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 3: I've never talked to someone after they eat McDonald's and

854
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,320
they said, wow, that felt great.

855
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,639
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you're gonna die immediately, but it

856
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:55,119
feels like the beginning of a very serious problem, like

857
00:40:55,199 --> 00:41:00,480
this could really escalate into something bad. But anyways, Laura,

858
00:41:01,679 --> 00:41:02,800
stay here with Serena.

859
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,519
Speaker 2: Oh, is this Judge Jason turning into Judge Jason. He's

860
00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:09,159
going to oversee a mediation? Yeah, yeah, Okay, this doesn't

861
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:09,480
go well.

862
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:15,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think Judge Shoody deserves every penny.

863
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 2: She wants justice.

864
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: She wants justice, and my gun, is she a firecracker.

865
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 2: I can't believe she keeps going.

866
00:41:22,519 --> 00:41:24,199
Speaker 1: I mean, I saw a clip the other day of

867
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,840
her dressing down some fat ugo because he was like,

868
00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:30,239
he thought that he was going to get all these women.

869
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,000
He was sucking a bunch of women, and he was like.

870
00:41:32,119 --> 00:41:34,199
She was like, you think you're you're handsome or something.

871
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,559
You look at you, You're disgusting. Get out of here.

872
00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:37,719
You owe them five thousand each.

873
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:44,079
Speaker 3: The craziest trial I ever saw, Judjy. This guy he

874
00:41:44,119 --> 00:41:46,199
got beat up. He was sitting in the car mining

875
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,400
his own goddamn business with his window rolled down in

876
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,000
the driver's seat. A guy walked up to him, punched

877
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:53,760
him in the face, broke his jaw. So he's suing

878
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,559
the guy who broke his jaw. The defense of the

879
00:41:56,559 --> 00:41:58,920
guy who broke his jaw, jud Judy goes, why'd you

880
00:41:58,960 --> 00:41:59,880
do it? Why'd you do it?

881
00:42:00,119 --> 00:42:02,039
Speaker 2: He goes, I thought he was someone else.

882
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So that should we do? Judge Judy, like,

883
00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:09,960
should we? I mean, there's got to be four million

884
00:42:10,039 --> 00:42:14,760
episodes of Judge Judy. Anyways, So Jason asks if Laura

885
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,280
can work through things, to which Laura gets up and

886
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,519
storms out of the room. And remember, these two live

887
00:42:21,599 --> 00:42:26,519
with each other. I've forgot about that now, goodness gracious.

888
00:42:26,599 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Alicia reports to Bree that Zarena had lied to

889
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:35,559
her to get under Lara's skin in trading in this

890
00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:38,199
type of deception. It will clearly get a fan base

891
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,320
to turn on you quickly.

892
00:42:41,119 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: But you know what I love about Sea Rats.

893
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 3: They won't let an ugly feud get in the way

894
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,400
of a night out.

895
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,039
Speaker 1: No, they just move right on, right on to the

896
00:42:50,159 --> 00:42:55,239
night out. And you know, listen before before we get there,

897
00:42:55,599 --> 00:43:01,400
I want to say, Alicia, Alisha's what the episode is

898
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:07,639
is emotionally manipulating us. Are good? Laura and Serena keep

899
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:10,679
doing this thing where they're confused about why they're fighting.

900
00:43:11,639 --> 00:43:15,119
That they thought that they were going to be fast

901
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:20,320
friends the entire season. You two clearly hate each other.

902
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:24,400
I mean, Serena maybe hates her deep deep, deep down,

903
00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:28,119
Laura hates her just openly. How did you two think

904
00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:29,639
that you were going to work well together?

905
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 3: I am fascinated. Was this episode or is it the

906
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:37,599
one we get to watch the stories, the different versions

907
00:43:37,639 --> 00:43:38,519
of how Zarena?

908
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that coming up?

909
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,519
Speaker 1: I can't remember where this is. I think it's when

910
00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:50,400
she talks to Jason okay, and yeah. Laura says that

911
00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:57,079
Alicia was in tears and now she's happy and she's

912
00:43:57,119 --> 00:44:00,360
tired of all the fakeness and then says, you know,

913
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,280
so Erena got fired from the last.

914
00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 2: But the same kind of behavior. Yeah, the owner has

915
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,920
fired her. I believe.

916
00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:12,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then according to Zarena, she quit.

917
00:44:14,079 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: Classic I'm not fired, You're fired? Right?

918
00:44:19,079 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 2: Is telling the truth?

919
00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: I think it might be Laura? All right, So we

920
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:32,760
get to the night out Marina Nick the nerd, he's

921
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:39,119
to her, Jesse and LEXI huh living now, Alicia and

922
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,760
Bree chat about showing up late that Like I said,

923
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,599
the sea rats are absolutely blown away by this. I

924
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:50,280
need no no, no, Sorry, bath Hosting. We're winding down.

925
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,079
You can tell I love a stray beach cat. Love

926
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:55,840
a stray beach cat. That was beautiful to see. Do

927
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,239
you have a strawberry coconut chaka maca? And they do

928
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,639
and they also have chicken bites. You can tell that

929
00:45:02,119 --> 00:45:04,639
a restaurant is really top notch. When they have a

930
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:10,440
menu item it says chicken bites, carbone, Muslim Franks, the

931
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,320
best of the best, have a good bread service, a

932
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good stiff martini at chicken bites. Okay, rest assured you're

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gonna get taken care of. Now, Lisa falls asleep with

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her eyes open and the boys go do a bathroom chat.

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Now the boas in here needs a little gassing up,

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and his boys are there to give it to him.

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Got some shapes. Just have fun with the lads and

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with the ladies. I like Nick. Nick's a Nick is

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a little lord farquad And you know, I think he's

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I think he's great.

941
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Speaker 2: I am enjoying him on this show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but really, this bathroom chat is to determine who

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Nate plans on having sex with.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we know that. Now let me ask you.

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I don't know if you wrote about this in uh

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Cracking the Code how to Close more Money? But what

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do you think about the hierarchical vulnerability that is displaying here.

948
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He is the headman in charge and he is asking

949
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his underlings advice for pursuing a woman.

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Speaker 3: I think it humanizes him more dangerous as a predator.

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Speaker 1: Really, Oh yes, yes, yes, wow, Wow.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to look like you're that guy.

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Speaker 3: You want to look like you're the guy that gets

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along with everybody that makes you more appealing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, m hm, right, did you just pull that out

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of your ass?

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Speaker 2: Big time?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So Brie and Laura head to the bathroom and

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Brie drops a dime big red shame for.

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Speaker 3: Shame, Zarena has admitted to her that she lied about

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that thing.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And it is odd that they say I love you

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and they go and they drop a time. These sea rats,

966
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I mean, their moral compass is completely.

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Speaker 2: Shattered, tired, you get it.

968
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna tease this for APS, there is a

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couple that has a kid the same age as Elliott's

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as Elliott and we were out at a group thing

971
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where everyone was eating dinner having pizza. In this particular couple.

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The wife told me that my next door neighbor who

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we socialize with, was questioning how much money I make

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and do I really make money in the podcast world basically,

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and her husband was like, like, Elbringer, why are you

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telling this guy that telling me that?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So.

979
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Speaker 2: I'll get into it on APS.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, let's talk about it. We wrap with some

981
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more confusion over their relationship and some pretty serious tears.

982
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Serena's really letting them flow and Laura looks at her

983
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and says, don't buy it. Brutal clothes to the episode. Lastly,

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before we go, guys, the reviews have been coming in.

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They are so wonderful. Keep them coming. Let's crack through

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two thousand. We really really appreciate the support. This is

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from Saramonet hashtag eat Sea Bugs five stars. I'm used

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to listening to the girls and the gay talk about

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my trash TV, so this is a nice change of pace. Lol.

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You know, that's what we're here to do. We are

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not all the way straight, and we're but we're mostly straight,

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and unfortunately we are filthy cis whites. But we're here

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to talk about reality television and if you enjoy it,

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tell a friend, tell a family member, text him an

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