Speaker 1: One on one point three kd WB. You know what,
Speaker 1: I don't show it up appreciation for me?
Speaker 2: Oh what you number one?
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: I'm sending you my heart.
Speaker 1: Will you actually specifically like storry to say me I
Speaker 1: was living it up. But also just like delivery, food
Speaker 1: services and drive through workers, you make my life easier, happier.
Speaker 1: Even like when you're slow, it's still faster than me
Speaker 1: getting my lard out of the car and going inside.
Speaker 1: So I'd like to said a blessing to food delivery
Speaker 1: people and drive through workers today.
Speaker 3: I've worked as both, and I on behalf of everybody
Speaker 3: who still does. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: It's really difficult. When I worked at McDonald's, I think
Speaker 3: McDonald's the hardest job I ever had.
Speaker 1: You only worked there for like a week and got
Speaker 1: fired Exhibit A.
Speaker 3: That's why that's typical.
Speaker 1: I almost think if you only worked at a place
Speaker 1: where one week and got fired, you can't even say
Speaker 1: you worked there. I honestly don't even know if you're
Speaker 1: allowed to say you worked there.
Speaker 3: Way, guys, I got paid, so I mean there's a
Speaker 3: paper trail.
Speaker 1: Almost didn't because you kept the apron you had to
Speaker 1: return and you return it to.
Speaker 2: The drive through. Okay, enough of that, we're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do anyone listening who in like five minutes
Speaker 1: on KATIEWB.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to come to my job.
Speaker 1: One on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt
Speaker 1: and yeah, we're gonna have your young Gravy tickets for
Speaker 1: the Gravy Fest coming up at four o'clock.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do something fun. I want to get prepared
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 1: Best kid joke for the Descendants World Tour that you've
Speaker 1: probably seen it on Disney Plus.
Speaker 2: We're going that around two forty.
Speaker 1: See if your kid has to call in and the
Speaker 1: best joke from a kid wins those tickets, maybe or
Speaker 1: maybe only one kid will call in and be adorable
Speaker 1: and those automatically win.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna do anyone listening who this is?
Speaker 1: You know, if you're an introvert, this is your time
Speaker 1: to shine, baby heard extrovert?
Speaker 2: Just just step on up on the platform.
Speaker 1: Or even waiting for anyway boom, anyone listening who is
Speaker 1: rewatching a TV show for the millionth time?
Speaker 3: I cycle through Mindy Project, Modern Family, The Office, Breaking bad.
Speaker 3: I'm throwing it in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my husband does that too. I don't really have
Speaker 1: a lot of shows like that. I'll put on like
Speaker 1: background shows like Gilmore Girls, but I don't really fully
Speaker 1: commit to anything for rewatch other than like a movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyone listening who can mimic an animal? Sound like super good?
Speaker 1: Don't I know why you put this in here?
Speaker 2: Just just do it. Get out of the way. It
Speaker 2: is your season.
Speaker 1: Or anyone listening who pete in a weird place. I
Speaker 1: have a story about this.
Speaker 3: Okay, love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can call six five to one, nine eight
Speaker 1: nine KDWBEF you fit in any of those categories.
Speaker 2: Okay. I go to support this band.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: It's like a couple hour drive away.
Speaker 1: I go with my friend Jill, call her Jippy and
Speaker 1: I sing to her jippity do dodgippitya. It's a whole
Speaker 1: different we get there. I'm like buying pictures of beer
Speaker 1: for me and the band. I'm living my best life.
Speaker 1: I'm like, chug a lug, chug a lug. Next thing
Speaker 1: I know, I'm ripped. I'm ripped out of my mind.
Speaker 1: So out behind the stage there was a train track
Speaker 1: not safe I go out and I'm like stumbling around,
Speaker 1: I'm peeing and I'm like, oh my god, I pee
Speaker 1: all over like this scarf I'm wearing.
Speaker 3: Waitit wait, so, so did you get set before you
Speaker 3: went to the bathroom? Like what like did you was
Speaker 3: it accidental going to the bathroom or are you like
Speaker 3: are you down in a a?
Speaker 4: Ok.
Speaker 1: I could have gone in the bar, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm at this train track. I'm gonna pee right here.
Speaker 1: There were unhoused people definitely on the train track watching me.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a whole different thing. I'm like, I stumball,
Speaker 2: get my pants back up.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I have this scarf. But I
Speaker 1: love the scarf, but now it's covered in peace. So
Speaker 1: I launch it into my friend Jill's car.
Speaker 2: We go stay the night. It's like it's like a
Speaker 2: super hot sunny day.
Speaker 1: I get up in the morning, I'm like, dude, Jill,
Speaker 1: I left my carf in your car for the past
Speaker 1: like eight twelve hours in blazing sun. That's I am
Speaker 1: so sorry your car. She goes fallon. We didn't drive
Speaker 1: my car, we drove yours. Just oh so ground karma
Speaker 1: anston karma. So if you find in those categories. Give
Speaker 1: us a call six, five, one, nine, eight nine katiew
Speaker 1: be anyone listening who is rewatching a show for the
Speaker 1: million time? Can mimic an animal sound like Crazy Good
Speaker 1: or Pete in a super weird place?
Speaker 3: Fallen and.
Speaker 1: One on one point three KATIEWV with Fallon and Colt
Speaker 1: and anyone listening who is rewatching a TV show for
Speaker 1: the million of time?
Speaker 2: Can mimic an animal sound.
Speaker 1: Like Crazy Good or Pete in a super weird place?
Speaker 1: Which category you fall into?
Speaker 5: I can do a really good monkey sound.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, First of all, what's your name so you
Speaker 1: can get proper credit? Megan, Megan, give me that monkey sound. Okay,
Speaker 1: the first part, the woo woo didn't do it, but
Speaker 1: then the that was insanely good.
Speaker 3: Hit me with it one more time.
Speaker 1: That's a distressed monkey, Like I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: about monkeys, but that feels like a distressed one.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It sounds like someone's taking out your knee caps,
Speaker 3: like that you owe them money or something and you're like,
Speaker 3: I'll pay on Tuesday or whatever.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling.
Speaker 2: Megan and sharing your gift with the Twin Cities.
Speaker 3: Okay, which category do you fall into.
Speaker 6: Weird player.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, set the scene. What happened? Why?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: I actually have two quick stories. One. I am originally
Speaker 6: from Milwaukee, and my twin sister didn't want to pay
Speaker 6: to get our toilet.
Speaker 7: Fixed, so I was having tea in the cat litter box.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know how mad that cat probably was.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is your name? What is your name?
Speaker 8: Megan?
Speaker 2: Meggan?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 1: That cat was like Megan, you're nasty.
Speaker 3: No, I know you ran through. You had to have
Speaker 3: run through a couple of options before you landed on
Speaker 3: the litter box. What else was in the running before
Speaker 3: you did?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 6: We lived about a block and a half away from
Speaker 6: a gas station. But I'm not going to make it
Speaker 6: my pants or have the cat judge me.
Speaker 3: See I would have maybe opted for like the sink.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, question who's who scooped?
Speaker 2: Who scooped your business?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think we just took the whole bag, and like it's.
Speaker 2: Such an expensive pe can.
Speaker 3: I ask you, what was the clumping like, because like
Speaker 3: I'm curious, like how much does a cat pee versus
Speaker 3: a human pee?
Speaker 6: It was probably like double the clumping your poor cat.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: I'm on the cat's side. What my first complaints are
Speaker 1: about you?
Speaker 2: I am on its side. Megan. Did you ever get
Speaker 2: the toilet fixed? Yeah, okay, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: Cool, awesome, Megan. Thank you for calling and sharing your
Speaker 1: litter box story.
Speaker 6: And you were so welcome.
Speaker 1: Have a great day. Hi, ktw B. Which category do
Speaker 1: you fall into?
Speaker 8: I fall into the peed in a weird place category.
Speaker 2: Absolutely tell us about it.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 9: I was in India on a naval expedition and we
Speaker 9: it was.
Speaker 10: Just a little trip.
Speaker 9: The bus we like wasn't going to stop for another
Speaker 9: forty five minutes, so I asked them to pull over
Speaker 9: so that we could pee. And I thought they would
Speaker 9: maybe pull over at like a gas station or someplace
Speaker 9: where we could like go to the bathroom.
Speaker 8: But the bus barry were just pulled over and was
Speaker 8: like okay, everybody get out, Like four guys and like
Speaker 8: three girls got out and had the tea in the
Speaker 8: middle of like this, the middle of nowhere. You're like
Speaker 8: all right, was like away, yeah, nobody was like nobody
Speaker 8: look at each other so much the bus While I'm
Speaker 8: trying to.
Speaker 3: Pee, there's definitely a dude on the bus, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: just gonna creep the whole time.
Speaker 2: Maybe not cold, maybe not. Everyone's creepy like you, like me.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I would do that, but I want
Speaker 3: to trust anybody on the bus to not look.
Speaker 8: Part was almost getting list in the face by the
Speaker 8: cow and trying to see that that is.
Speaker 2: An unexpected turn of events.
Speaker 3: Many cows. Now, that's crazy. Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that is a crazy place to be.
Speaker 3: Hello, Katie, don't have to be Which category are you
Speaker 3: fall into?
Speaker 2: Give it?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 2: What's what's the animal? Yeah, rooster?
Speaker 1: Let's hear that cocka doodle do? Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: was so good, Like I'm in a barn. I almost
Speaker 1: feel like you squeezed an actual rooster. It was so good.
Speaker 3: A rooster hostage right now?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: So that was awesome. I need her for a party.
Speaker 2: So we talked.
Speaker 1: We heard about an s n L making a lot
Speaker 1: of the cash members cry. Finally learned who it was.
Speaker 1: One of the cast members cracked and revealed who the
Speaker 1: host was. We're gonna cover that in the pop Culture
Speaker 1: Minute in six minutes.
Speaker 3: It's the pop.
Speaker 2: Culture Minute with Selling and Cult on one on one
Speaker 2: point three d w B. All right, so this made
Speaker 2: me laugh.
Speaker 1: They're, you know, doing tons of press for the Wicked movie,
Speaker 1: and Jonathan Bailey he's out. You know he you might
Speaker 1: know him from Bridgerton. He was like the lead guy
Speaker 1: this second season. Okay, okay, So basically he's going through,
Speaker 1: you know, they signed all the autographs on the red
Speaker 1: carpet and someone pops out a photo from Bridgerton where
Speaker 1: he's sucking the actress's toe for him decide, and he's like,
Speaker 1: all my all, all my fans, keep me on my toes.
Speaker 2: It made me.
Speaker 1: Laugh so hard.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 1: Good for him, though, you know, I mean, he laughed
Speaker 1: and he basically we went on. He went on and
Speaker 1: continue doing more autographs. So you know how Drew Barrymore
Speaker 1: is known on her show as being like so over
Speaker 1: the top, touchy feely, offering no personal space to anyone. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: she met her match officially with Martha Stewart, who is
Speaker 1: just she absolutely It's.
Speaker 2: Actually really awkward to watch.
Speaker 1: Basically, Drew is trying desperately to get like Martha to
Speaker 1: open up, and Martha is like, she doesn't open up,
Speaker 1: that's like not her bit. Martha actually pushes Drew away
Speaker 1: and says she's the wrong gender and makes it clear
Speaker 1: her charms are lost on her and that is just
Speaker 1: it's not going to be a thing for her.
Speaker 2: Whoa, but it's not the person.
Speaker 1: Timerew's gotten too close to guests who aren't comfortable with that.
Speaker 1: Back in December, and Drew face backlash. We're getting too
Speaker 1: touchy with Oprah and you could tell Oprah was uncomfortable
Speaker 1: with it as well. So anyway, yeah, Martha is not
Speaker 1: about it. And I do think you have to kind
Speaker 1: of read the room a little bit there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody's different. It's like when somebody comes in they're like,
Speaker 3: I'm a hugger. They start hugging everybody in the circle
Speaker 3: and say, all right, well, I don't know, I'm not. Yeah, stop,
Speaker 3: I'm not for me.
Speaker 1: So back in August, SNL star Bowen Yang revealed that
Speaker 1: there was a male host that once made multiple cast
Speaker 1: members cry because he hated all of their ideas for sketches. Now,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't say the name, but Chloe Feineman officially didn't.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know what, I don't care, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it. I'm going to toss it out there. If
Speaker 1: you could take one guess of who it might be.
Speaker 1: Who would it be cult? Okay, then don't ruin it
Speaker 1: for once. Usually you're like, oh I saw this already
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, And then I'm like, okay, cool, yeah it
Speaker 1: is Elon Musk. But basically, she said it was so
Speaker 1: annoying because she goes home, she's like, imagine you spend
Speaker 1: the entire night writing a script for someone, like a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go in, you pitch it to him.
Speaker 1: He just kept going, this isn't funny, this isn't funny,
Speaker 1: looking at her, like looking at the pages, like, nothing
Speaker 1: about this is funny. And she spent the whole night
Speaker 1: working on this for him.
Speaker 2: So she leaves.
Speaker 1: She cries because most people have a little respect and
Speaker 1: realize maybe you could be like, oh I don't love it,
Speaker 1: I like it, but you'd be kinder about it. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she said that he made multiple people cry. Her
Speaker 1: skit did end up getting picked by the way he
Speaker 1: did it, and she's like, I hate to admit he
Speaker 1: was really funny in it. So she even gives him credit.
Speaker 1: Well no surprise, he of course had to comment on it.
Speaker 1: She deleted the TikTok video when like revealing it. But
Speaker 1: he went on and he wrote on X of course,
Speaker 1: frankly it was the It was only on the Thursday
Speaker 1: before Saturday that any of the sketches even generated laughs,
Speaker 1: he said. He said that basically he worried his episode
Speaker 1: would be unfunny, and he was upset by that. He said,
Speaker 1: I was like, Damn, my sn L appearance is gonna
Speaker 1: be so blanking unfunny.
Speaker 2: It'll make you know, make a crackhead sober.
Speaker 1: This is his comment, by the way, But then it
Speaker 1: worked out in the end.
Speaker 3: It's like his response, I mean it is. It's a
Speaker 3: cut throat, throat business.
Speaker 1: Like that's well, yeah, I mean I get that you
Speaker 1: would want your episode to be funny, right you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see where she's coming from.
Speaker 1: Takes himself so seriously, I honestly don't. I'm not what
Speaker 1: did they I honestly, what do they expect? Maybe they
Speaker 1: expected he'd be nicer in real life.
Speaker 3: I think there were a couple of people from the
Speaker 3: episode that like walked as well because they didn't like align.
Speaker 2: With the gotcha.
Speaker 3: I don't know what was going on. I always remember
Speaker 3: I was heavily invested in a doze coin and then
Speaker 3: he went on and said it was a scam, and
Speaker 3: then my dose like dropped immediately. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: why would you do that to me?
Speaker 1: I don't where about you?
Speaker 3: He was like literally by dose by dose, and I
Speaker 3: did and then he was like, yeah, it's a scam
Speaker 3: on us.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, you just do everything Elon must
Speaker 1: tells you. Maybe that's like your lesson. You can learn
Speaker 1: from that moment.
Speaker 3: I was up like.
Speaker 1: It was good for a minute, but now everyone is
Speaker 1: that's what the stock market is in general.
Speaker 2: You're up, you're down, you're all around. That is your.
Speaker 1: Pop culture minute. It's brought to you by Ovo, Lasig
Speaker 1: and Lens. The holidays are right around the corner. We
Speaker 1: put up some garland yesterday, put up some little things.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do the tree today, I believe. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we're getting ready.
Speaker 3: When is that alf on the shelf? Com when they make.
Speaker 2: They come out.
Speaker 1: They come after things giving. But one thing we you
Speaker 1: and I haven't talked about is if we're going to
Speaker 1: gift each other anything this year. And I don't say
Speaker 1: thing yet. I have a proposition in five minutes, one
Speaker 1: on one point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, is this like an usher Christmas?
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like it's one on one point three kW b, No, no,
Speaker 1: you have to stop it. It's balin and cold, oh
Speaker 1: so much more tolerable, did.
Speaker 3: You I didn't no, no, no, I didn't know. I was
Speaker 3: gonna go to like laser like dumbstep mode at in
Speaker 3: the middle there.
Speaker 2: Was crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Christmas is officially a month and a half away
Speaker 1: from us, and you just asked me off theory, like
Speaker 1: what are you getting Jake? And I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Jake and I were the kind of people that we
Speaker 1: don't need anything, So I really just feel like we
Speaker 1: should get each other gifts. But they would make for
Speaker 1: like a like kind of a slow, boring Christmas.
Speaker 2: But the kids are gonna get gifts. You know, the
Speaker 2: kids will get them.
Speaker 1: But I do think we should have we should draw names.
Speaker 3: On the show, like, not the staff, just the show.
Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna be like a secret Hannah, So I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna know who drew my name.
Speaker 2: You won't know who drew your name, Okay.
Speaker 1: So but we could throw out suggestions in case our
Speaker 1: person happens to be in the same room.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you one thing? Yeah, what if I
Speaker 3: get my name well, you can't draw.
Speaker 1: Your own name, so you'd have to put it back
Speaker 1: in the until you get someone's.
Speaker 2: Name that isn't yours.
Speaker 3: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: And that everyone that works for this show will go
Speaker 1: into the drawing. So you you get to draw one
Speaker 1: of two names, but don't tell me.
Speaker 2: Who you get.
Speaker 3: I think the person I would give.
Speaker 2: Don't absolutely don't share who it is.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So, first of all, what's the limit you think we
Speaker 1: should spend. I'm thinking let's say it on three, one, two, three?
Speaker 3: Oh so close?
Speaker 1: Okay, five right in the middle.
Speaker 3: Five dollars like five below or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you can't spend more than five dollars on
Speaker 1: the person?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, are you cool with doing a name drawing?
Speaker 3: We could do a name drawing. I'm a little nervous
Speaker 3: about who I would draw.
Speaker 1: I know, are there certain Actually, I don't want to
Speaker 1: give you gift ideas.
Speaker 2: I want you to be creative for your person.
Speaker 3: For you to go to five below.
Speaker 1: Do not eat a pistashio right in the middle of
Speaker 1: our show, you unprofessional slot.
Speaker 3: That was a crazy c I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, here, I have the names in my name. I
Speaker 2: have already wrote the names down two pc of paper. Okay,
Speaker 2: go ahead and draw one.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me who you got. Okay, I did not
Speaker 1: get my name. Okay, I didn't get my name.
Speaker 3: You didn't get your name. I got aimed.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a secret Santa five dollars limit. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited to see what my person gets. I can't
Speaker 1: want to see who my secret Santa is.
Speaker 3: Should we set it like an invitation, like we're gonna
Speaker 3: when do we exchange these gifts?
Speaker 2: Well, you and I are both off most of December.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I think we'd have to do it December
Speaker 1: December twentieth, Yes, December twentieth.
Speaker 3: Okay, well me back here. We can talk about it then.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, we are going to give away tickets
Speaker 1: to the Descendants World Tour. You've probably seen that the
Speaker 1: movies on Disney Plus they're huge and they just announce
Speaker 1: they're doing this.
Speaker 2: This world tour coming next year.
Speaker 1: We're going to give those tickets the way to the
Speaker 1: kid with the best joke when we come back.
Speaker 2: So if your kid's around, get them ready.
Speaker 1: They got to call in to give us our best
Speaker 1: joke in five minutes on KDWB.
Speaker 2: Just such Excite kiss.
Speaker 1: One on one point three katiewb with Fallon and Cult.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're.
Speaker 1: Welcoming Descendants Disney's Descendant Zombies World Tour twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: to Target Center. It's August fourth, so yes, next year
Speaker 1: tickets go and tell this Friday. You can get details
Speaker 1: on our concert page at KADIWB dot com. But we
Speaker 1: decided we're going to do the best joke from a
Speaker 1: kid to win a pair of tickets. We have four
Speaker 1: kids on hold right now. We're gonna kick it off
Speaker 1: with you. Harlan, what's your best joke?
Speaker 2: What do you call it?
Speaker 8: Dinasail?
Speaker 5: I use this cheap toilet paper.
Speaker 8: I don't know what omegare?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Garland?
Speaker 9: Carland?
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 3: Yo? Awesome?
Speaker 1: Okay? Hold on, hold on, Harlan. We have one other competitor, Hi,
Speaker 1: Katie W B. Griffin tell us your joke?
Speaker 5: So, what's the chicken cross the playground?
Speaker 6: Why does the chicken cross the playground? Why?
Speaker 3: Oie?
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, Griffin? How old are you eight and
Speaker 2: a half?
Speaker 1: Hold on one second? All right, Hazel, tell us your
Speaker 1: best joke.
Speaker 8: Why did the tomato blush?
Speaker 1: Why saw the salad dressing? Hazel?
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 7: I'm ten?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 2: Hold on, Hazel, Hi, Katie w B. What's your name?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 8: This is Brittany and Aurora all right with a yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it is Aurora the one telling us the joke?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: What's your best joke?
Speaker 3: Aurorra?
Speaker 8: What is Briefly's favor?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: What? Okay?
Speaker 2: On one second?
Speaker 1: Okay, this was the worst game I've ever chosen because
Speaker 1: every kid is so adorable. We have to we have
Speaker 1: to say, because but we're gonna have tickets every day
Speaker 1: this week, so each child will have another chance to win. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have who I think should win?
Speaker 2: Okay, such a close call, though.
Speaker 1: The good news is one of our contestants hung up,
Speaker 1: so that made it easier for us. Now is up
Speaker 1: down to three. Yes, so we have Harlan, Hazel and Aurora. Man,
Speaker 1: say who you think should win with me on the
Speaker 1: counter of three.
Speaker 2: One, two, three, Harlan. I know you're gonna do that. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we've eliminated lovely Hazel.
Speaker 3: Now let's walk through these What was it?
Speaker 2: What was Harlan's? Was the dinosaur? One?
Speaker 3: Yes? Can you set that up for me one more time?
Speaker 1: No? Because I don't remember it. It was like something
Speaker 1: that spoiled paper in its megas. Okay, do you agree?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 3: The WATSA one was.
Speaker 2: Pretty That was pretty solid. It was pretty solid.
Speaker 3: Favorite Scissors. My kid is Aurora? Your kids? Is it?
Speaker 7: One?
Speaker 1: Two three?
Speaker 8: Shoot?
Speaker 1: It's terrible? Radio one?
Speaker 2: Okay, Aurora means Aurora wins?
Speaker 3: All right, Aurora, Congratulations? Are you still there? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're a winner?
Speaker 2: How old is Aurora?
Speaker 1: By the way, Aurora, congratulations, you're gonna go to Disney's
Speaker 1: Descending Zombies World Tour stands. It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: All these kids are so they're actually funnier than us.
Speaker 1: They should do the radio show. But thanks for playing
Speaker 1: everyone one on one point three KATIWB with Fallon and Cult.
Speaker 2: Not feeling good about myself after that.
Speaker 3: Those kids are hilarious, though, I know, it just feel.
Speaker 1: Like I can't ever do a it's hard to choose competition. No,
Speaker 1: it's just it breaks my heart in sult. Some would
Speaker 1: say it's a valuable lesson of you can't always get
Speaker 1: what you want. So what my mom told me growing
Speaker 1: up because your favorite band was The Stones, I got
Speaker 1: really sick of that phrase.
Speaker 2: But I don't want to be the person saying.
Speaker 3: No, you know nobody wants that.
Speaker 2: No, we haven't done this in a minute. It's about time.
Speaker 1: People sometimes will submit us a secret, but like keep
Speaker 1: us anonymous. But I have to just like I just
Speaker 1: have to share it with someone. So we're going to
Speaker 1: do a Secret of the Week when we come back
Speaker 1: in six minutes on KATIEWB.
Speaker 2: You're not going to believe this. It's the Secret Story
Speaker 2: of the Week with Vallan and Colt.
Speaker 3: On one on one point three KATWB. Now we've had
Speaker 3: some sensual secrets. We've got some best friends secrets.
Speaker 1: I had some like nasty secrets. And I don't mean
Speaker 1: sexual nasty, I mean like you're nasty. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: That's kind of what this one's leaning towards.
Speaker 1: And we always say like, oh, we don't judge. Yes,
Speaker 1: we do a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 3: In the life I have outside of my house, I
Speaker 3: am well put together, get it. I having great work
Speaker 3: ethic lexin and an awesome set of friends. Socially, I'm
Speaker 3: excelling in life. Now he's bragging and you would think
Speaker 3: I am buttoned up with all my t's crossed and
Speaker 3: my eyes dotted. But when I'm buy myself in my apartment.
Speaker 3: I am a trashy pos I haven't cleaned in several months.
Speaker 3: I have trash overflowing in the bathroom. Additionally, I eat
Speaker 3: all my meals on a TV tray whilst watching TV.
Speaker 3: I think the last time I cleaned my fridge was
Speaker 3: two years ago. The inside of my car looks like
Speaker 3: a twister wrecked. The inside of the McDonald's funneled all
Speaker 3: funneled its way into my back seats. I would literally
Speaker 3: die if anyone saw the way I'm living.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's the secret.
Speaker 1: They had to get that out there. You know what,
Speaker 1: I actually think. I think that there are a lot
Speaker 1: more people like you out there than not. Because I
Speaker 1: was at just watching a show last night and this
Speaker 1: and it's a TV show though it's fake, but the
Speaker 1: guy has like a normal life or whatever. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, let's stop at your house really quick to
Speaker 1: do something. And he's like no, He's like, I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest, Like I'm kind I'm kind of a little
Speaker 1: bit of a hoarder. But you would never know that
Speaker 1: from meeting this person. No other no other part of him,
Speaker 1: like he's not dirty or to shovel. It sounds like
Speaker 1: this person showers, they just don't clean their living.
Speaker 2: Space, their car space.
Speaker 1: It's like, I think that that happens with more people
Speaker 1: than we realize because that's it is like they're dirty.
Speaker 2: Little secret.
Speaker 3: I had a best friend grown up, and the first
Speaker 3: time I went to his house, I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm leaving, like because his mom had that issue. She
Speaker 3: had just is just everywhere. And I was like, I'll
Speaker 3: help you clean your room, like if you can. Cause
Speaker 3: he like it just got handed down to him. And
Speaker 3: I was like, if you clean your room, I hang
Speaker 3: out out to you. We got them, we got to
Speaker 3: pick up first. But let's do maybe to make this
Speaker 3: person feel just a little bit better. Let's do a
Speaker 3: little a little check in, Like if you're driving around
Speaker 3: right now and you actively have trash, doesn't doesn't matter
Speaker 3: how much trash on your floorboards, Let's do a trash
Speaker 3: check in. Okay, five, three, nine to one. Just text
Speaker 3: the word trash.
Speaker 2: I have a parking ticket my floorboard.
Speaker 1: That's trash. Not paying it, No, I gotta pay it.
Speaker 1: I can't live like that. I can't live defying the law.
Speaker 1: But I will say this, my car fills up. I
Speaker 1: blame my daughter because I always say she's like a ferret.
Speaker 1: She has to bring three trinkets with her every time
Speaker 1: she comes, and she forgets them and leaves in my
Speaker 1: car through. But the other day Jake was kind cleaned
Speaker 1: it out. I guess she assisted him. They vacuum did
Speaker 1: everything super nice. She goes to get in my car
Speaker 1: the other day. I think I told you that she's like, Dad,
Speaker 1: she's letting it get dirty again. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And he goes, well, she took pride
Speaker 1: in that clean.
Speaker 2: I go it's.
Speaker 1: Dirty again because of her stuff. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just like going back and forth with the five
Speaker 1: year old dad. She's led to get dirty again. She's
Speaker 1: like a little nark man. I love her so. And
Speaker 1: today's trending with Felon and Colt on one Katie.
Speaker 2: You know it's night. They're supposed to be naming the
Speaker 2: sexiest man alive.
Speaker 3: Who you got top runner?
Speaker 2: Well, I think that they've listed their top runners.
Speaker 1: It's like Jeremy Allen White, Glenn Powell, Okay.
Speaker 2: Pedro Pascal tell them and I can't remember the other one.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I mean those are great right there.
Speaker 1: I feel like Glenn Powell makes the most sense for
Speaker 1: this year with like his Twisters movie and stuff.
Speaker 3: I just watched that and I was like, he does.
Speaker 3: How is this? Everything is so tight on it.
Speaker 1: It's not even just that he's attractive. He's so charismatic.
Speaker 1: He's so charismatic.
Speaker 3: Sucks.
Speaker 1: I would hate to be in a room with him.
Speaker 1: No chance become invisible. No, I in min would be opposite.
Speaker 1: I would just make a full of myself like a
Speaker 1: good maybe like.
Speaker 3: Some like heart, like what's it called resuscitation or whatever?
Speaker 3: If you do that mouth.
Speaker 1: Uh. Marketing Research, this company, that reboot, they crunched the
Speaker 1: chrome dome numbers and revealed the sexiest baldman for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. By the way, baldman they say have stolen
Speaker 1: the hearts of millions of people around the world, from
Speaker 1: Stanley Tucci to John Travolta. And here is the list
Speaker 1: of sexiest baldmin So it's a sexy men heavy list
Speaker 1: this year. Number five Terry Crews. Number four was Kelly Slater,
Speaker 1: who's a pro surfer. Didn't know who that was. Number
Speaker 1: three Shaquille O'Neal. Number two two was Dwayne the Rock
Speaker 1: Johnson and number one is Prince William. Okay, No, Prince
Speaker 1: William is not sexier than the Rock.
Speaker 2: That's the last of me.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Prince William, he is paying somebody off.
Speaker 2: For this, that's where that money is going. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Also, Danny Devita made it number six, which is wild
Speaker 3: because charismatic.
Speaker 1: The guy is charismatic and vind You'll be coming for him.
Speaker 3: You're telling me Vin Diesel is number ten on the
Speaker 3: Sexiest Bald Men in the World, but Prince William is
Speaker 3: number one.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not saying it's a feral list. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it's a list, and that your trending is brought
Speaker 1: to by Nicolas dot Com. I did the Sexiest Man
Speaker 1: and that one. Did you have something you wanted to
Speaker 1: add to trending?
Speaker 2: You did so good? Of course you don't sorry.
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Speaker 3: Love that.
Speaker 1: I try to switch it up sometimes and you never
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen. But whoever gets the most
Speaker 1: correct out of my three questions wins.
Speaker 2: I think that's a new way I'm gonna angle.
Speaker 1: It because sometimes we don't always get too correct. So
Speaker 1: I think it's just out of the three questions, whoever
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Speaker 3: We put a lot of faith into these these people
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Speaker 1: Alison?
Speaker 2: What city do you live in?
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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on one second, Allison, We're gonna grab your competitor.
Speaker 2: Hi, Katy w B. What's your name? Jenny?
Speaker 1: What city do you live in?
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Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Question of our one in Goldilocks. What kind of.
Speaker 1: Food were the bears letting cool off? I think it
Speaker 1: was Alison, Yes, Alison.
Speaker 3: Poor is correct.
Speaker 2: You were so close though, Jenny, okay.
Speaker 1: Question number two, who besides Britney Spears did Madonna kiss
Speaker 1: at the two thousand and three vm as Jenny, Yes, Jenny,
Speaker 1: it was Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a tie game. Tie game.
Speaker 1: Cult, listen up because they're like neck and neck sweating
Speaker 1: over here. Question number three, what instrument does Lizzo play? Jenny, yes, Jenny,
Speaker 1: the flutes, correct and Jess like the Allison. You did
Speaker 1: a good job, Allison, But Jenny, you got the Nickelodeon
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Speaker 2: We'll play again tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: day between Creole Experience, Moose Mountain, but today was Nickelodeon Universe.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back and we're gonna do something we
Speaker 1: haven't done.
Speaker 2: In a moment.
Speaker 1: It's evaluate mine and cult spending habits to see who's
Speaker 1: more financially irresponsible. Yes, call it the Amazon audit coming
Speaker 1: up terrifying enough in five minutes on KDEWB.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is fallen and colts Amazon. All right, this
Speaker 2: is kind of on the spot.
Speaker 1: If you could go ahead and pull up your Amazon
Speaker 1: dot Com account right now, we're gonna go through the
Speaker 1: last month.
Speaker 2: Your orders and the total of said orders.
Speaker 3: The worst thing that's happened to me in life is
Speaker 3: one on door to ash you can see how much
Speaker 3: money you've spent throughout your lifetime. And secondly, oh gosh,
Speaker 3: but yeah, secondly, same thing with Amazon. You can get
Speaker 3: the exact number that you spent.
Speaker 1: I don't do it like that. I make sure because
Speaker 1: I don't want to see total numbers. Mine is like
Speaker 1: set up where I can only see like the powerlast
Speaker 1: three months, and I will keep it though actually maybe
Speaker 1: I might dabble on the other one.
Speaker 2: Just a girl sad. So this is kind of a
Speaker 2: look at our lives and what kind of six stuff
Speaker 2: we're doing. On the side.
Speaker 1: Remember, Cold has a spending limit with his wife. It
Speaker 1: went from twenty five dollars to twenty recently because he
Speaker 1: still was being too reckless with a twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: spending limit. Yeah, he has to get approval of purchases
Speaker 1: over twenty dollars by his wife now, yeah, and.
Speaker 3: It gets it just gets smaller and smaller too. She's like,
Speaker 3: you can't spend twenty every other hour, Like, yeah, that's fair,
Speaker 3: that's fair.
Speaker 1: So if my daughter is in the car with my
Speaker 1: husband listening right now, I need him turn the radio off.
Speaker 1: Why Well, because I have an item that would be
Speaker 1: for her. I don't want her to hear about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, So I'm gonna lay it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give it's me.
Speaker 1: I recently purchased a magic Rainbow bounce house with slide
Speaker 1: and blower. So cool, because uh, that's what's gonna that's
Speaker 1: gonna be her big Christmas present.
Speaker 3: We have a bounce house. Best person, well.
Speaker 2: Every single person. I always thought, I'll be honest, I
Speaker 2: thought when I saw every single one of my friends
Speaker 2: was one, I was like a stupid I.
Speaker 1: Thought, and that every single person has consistently said it's
Speaker 1: the best winter investment they ever made for their kids.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, you know what I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Next on my list is I got Bob Books. These
Speaker 1: are beginning reader box set for kids. Her teacher recommended these,
Speaker 1: So I got Bob Books.
Speaker 3: You're so nice.
Speaker 2: Next up is the I got an.
Speaker 1: iPad recently, which similarly I don't use, so I need
Speaker 1: to figure out how to like what my purpose is
Speaker 1: with that. But I had to buy one of those
Speaker 1: cases that has a keyboard. I have a blonde wig
Speaker 1: that I purchased. I purchased a tripod, a perfume oil,
Speaker 1: and finally snail musin which I rob on my face
Speaker 1: to look younger.
Speaker 3: I know those are all legitimate.
Speaker 1: Those are all items that I've ordered in the past month.
Speaker 3: Now I I'm a little different. First of all, I'm
Speaker 3: starting out with some natural deodorant doesn't even work. Might
Speaker 3: as well not even buy it.
Speaker 1: Might as well rub your pit on a tree. It
Speaker 1: doesn't do anything for you.
Speaker 3: Bio World skeleton suit men hooded, I give you the
Speaker 3: size for Halloween. I got a little skeleton, so right, okay,
Speaker 3: I have some sick because I bike to work. What's
Speaker 3: the opposite of a flex?
Speaker 2: I don't know things you should keep to yourself.
Speaker 3: I got a car heart, Men's stormed defender gloves ski
Speaker 3: gloves from a bike into work.
Speaker 2: Every day he's been coming.
Speaker 1: I'm bragging about the snow GEARY got to ride his
Speaker 1: bike to work, like I want snow.
Speaker 3: Boots for men. Waterproof, cold proof weather winter.
Speaker 1: But you said you found like the cheapest snow boots ever,
Speaker 1: and I'm worried that they're actually not going to protect
Speaker 1: your feet for winter.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: I got one of those because when I do drive
Speaker 3: in my wife's car, I like to have like a
Speaker 3: little bit of relaxation, So I got one of those.
Speaker 3: It's like a goose. You hook it up to your
Speaker 3: rear view mirror and it's a goose that swings back
Speaker 3: and forth on a swing.
Speaker 1: I don't think it should have anything hanging from your
Speaker 1: room of mirror, And what do you mean to make
Speaker 1: you relax?
Speaker 3: That was just cool. When I come to the stop,
Speaker 3: it swings back and forth. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Look, Oh my god, I've never even heard of this
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 3: It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Didn't you get a comfort potato once?
Speaker 3: Stool softener is the next thing?
Speaker 1: Yes, what's happening in your world? Get some fiber my guy.
Speaker 3: A rainbow cake topper, and a rainbow number five candle. Listen,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you. Okay, the list is
Speaker 3: too long. I'm just gonna scroll and you react to
Speaker 3: the list. These are all things in the past month
Speaker 3: that I've purchased, and I think it stops right here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, you're still scrolling.
Speaker 2: Oh my I thought I had a problem. You're sick.
Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, I had to buy all winter stuff.
Speaker 3: This is my first like real winter in Minnesota since
Speaker 3: I got back from Texas. Okay, so I had to purchase.
Speaker 1: A lot of things with children, But I didn't see
Speaker 1: a lot of things on there for your children when
Speaker 1: you were just scrolling. Well, I saw some rainbow stuff
Speaker 1: that was clearly for your daughter's birthday party, but I
Speaker 1: didn't see a lot of clothes. I'm pretty sure your
Speaker 1: wife probably bought their stuff at Target. Okay, what's your total?
Speaker 2: You have to reveal your.
Speaker 1: Solo for the month. That's what the Amazon audience total.
Speaker 3: Eighteen hundred and sixty seven dollars.
Speaker 1: By gosh cold, you know what mine was? What for seventy?
Speaker 1: And I thought that was too much. You have a
Speaker 1: real problem.
Speaker 3: They make it too easy, make it more. You should
Speaker 3: have to run a mile before you hit purchase. That's
Speaker 3: you be the thing. If you have a munch stop
Speaker 3: on your amimal.
Speaker 1: That role for yourself. If you know you have this
Speaker 1: kind of eighteen hundred dollars. You don't make that much money,
Speaker 1: you are You are living indebted to Amazon.
Speaker 3: Wow, I paid off every time. But this is uh yeah,
Speaker 3: it's all things I need, like the swinging goose on
Speaker 3: my rear view mirror.
Speaker 2: That is not true. Wait hold that back up. What
Speaker 2: are those.
Speaker 3: Shirts with shirts?
Speaker 1: Did you get a couple shirts? And yours says She's
Speaker 1: my sweet Potato, and hers says I am Yeah. And
Speaker 1: you just said these are all things you need.
Speaker 3: That's the sy items like you doctor, you are here
Speaker 3: are legitimate.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want you to ask me to buy
Speaker 1: you a dyke.
Speaker 3: Okay, look, this is Amazon. This isn't my fault at all. Okay,
Speaker 3: Like I said, you should have to learn how to
Speaker 3: do a backflip before you hit purchase.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should learn to self control.
Speaker 3: Well, well that's my whole life.
Speaker 2: You know this the same for me and food man.
Speaker 3: I get you.
Speaker 11: I'm feel ya some money, Katie WB No, all right,
Speaker 11: we have young Gravy come in to the Twin Cities.
Speaker 1: Oh no, mom, take a damn thing, so so on
Speaker 1: those there's no bang and it's the Gravy Fest coming
Speaker 1: November twenty ninth. Butch is a Friday to the Armory,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get you tickets right now. You can
Speaker 1: call six five one nine Katie w B with a
Speaker 1: very unpredictable game of Survivor good.
Speaker 3: We've never know. We have young Gravy tickets on on
Speaker 3: a one point three Katwa with Fountain Colts playing a
Speaker 3: little game of Survivor music every time we got Abby, Brianna,
Speaker 3: and Mikayla on the phone. I'm gonna run you through
Speaker 3: a scenario. It's kind of a choose your own aventure.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask you some questions. You can do what
Speaker 3: you want, but just know only one of you can
Speaker 3: be left standing declare the winner. The rest of you
Speaker 3: are gonna be killed off. Okay, okay, are you ready
Speaker 3: for this?
Speaker 4: I think so?
Speaker 3: So all hell broke loose. You're out of Walmart, all
Speaker 3: three of you just chilling out a Walmart together. You
Speaker 3: get a text on your phone. It's like world's ending.
Speaker 3: You walk into the Walmart. You each get to choose
Speaker 3: one thing from Walmart to survive. Abby, what's gonna be?
Speaker 6: I would probably go to the twinkies. Those are gonna
Speaker 6: stay around for really long.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna need food.
Speaker 3: Out of everything. You're going with a twinkie. Okay, man,
Speaker 3: what are you gonna choose?
Speaker 7: They have really good colibration cakes and it's the world's end.
Speaker 1: Answers.
Speaker 3: Okay, and I'm Mikayla. What you got? What are you
Speaker 3: gonna choose?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: My phone was breaking up, but I couldn't be here
Speaker 8: with you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Mikayla. You Mikayla. Oh no, you saw outside of
Speaker 3: the walmart and you got attacked by a wild batch
Speaker 3: of squirrels. Mikayla, You're dead. I'm sorry. You got rabies
Speaker 3: immediately and passed out. Okay, Abby, it's down to you
Speaker 3: and Brandon. Now you you make you make your way
Speaker 3: out of the wal mart. You see two skateboards lined up.
Speaker 3: You can either walk or ride the skateboard. Abby, what
Speaker 3: are you gonna do?
Speaker 6: I feel like I can run instead and off for
Speaker 6: no skateboard and just book it.
Speaker 8: I mean, I got my twinkies.
Speaker 3: I'm good to That's fine, Brianna. What about you?
Speaker 4: I'm walking.
Speaker 6: I'm not making aboard.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm making the barn escape. Okay, that was
Speaker 3: an excellent choice. Neither of you crack your head open.
Speaker 3: You make it to the next round, you get to
Speaker 3: a random bog, you see a bunch of fish. You've
Speaker 3: already completed eating your twinkies and cake, you're still a
Speaker 3: little hungry. Are you gonna fish for the fish or
Speaker 3: you're gonna just remain hungry?
Speaker 7: A fish for the fish?
Speaker 3: Now you have to chum in the fish using a
Speaker 3: sensual voice. Give me your mating call for the fish?
Speaker 3: Oh boy anything?
Speaker 1: Oh what what are you talking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you got the fish of all fish, a
Speaker 3: big old trout hopped in your lap. You are real hungry. Now,
Speaker 3: out of nowhere, Avril Levine pops up. She's a lone survivor.
Speaker 3: It's Abby, Brianna and Avril Lavine all at this bog
Speaker 3: meeting together. Avril has your ticket out of this scenario. Okay,
Speaker 3: if you can win aver leben over, she'll take you
Speaker 3: to the glory land. The only way you're gonna be
Speaker 3: able to do that is by finishing this lyric.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyone who said that?
Speaker 3: Who is it? Abby, Abby, Brienna, Avril Levine and Abby
Speaker 3: leave you for dead. You're gonna be eating your trout
Speaker 3: for a little bit, but unfortunately that's not going to
Speaker 3: be enough. You actually die and Abby you get to
Speaker 3: take us to young Gravy, You and ab Levine perfect.
Speaker 5: I would have called the fish like a cat fish, like.
Speaker 3: Thank you for playing Brina, thank you, oh God, one
Speaker 3: on one point three Katie WB with Fallon and Colt.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just gotta you gotta make it sexy. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the truth. Okay, it's in your hands sometimes. So
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, Jake and I my sexy, sexy husband,
Speaker 1: or we're building a bed and I'm going through the instructions.
Speaker 1: I'm like, these instructions sexy, so I bring them in.
Speaker 1: I say, Colt, let's try this. Let's try and read
Speaker 1: these instructions and see how sexy we can make it.
Speaker 3: Okay, And to be fair, everybody thinks you're sexy all
Speaker 3: the time. With your voice. Anytime we've done this, no one,
Speaker 3: for some reason, you're like losing your voice. So it's
Speaker 3: almost like you're more Saltrey today or something.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you know why my voice is a little bit
Speaker 1: weird today, I'm not sick. Friday, when I was being
Speaker 1: a little brat on the radio saying you better scream
Speaker 1: for Billie Eilish tickets, and I gave an example scream
Speaker 1: it wrecked my voice. So now I'm like, have this.
Speaker 1: I'm not sick at all. So we thought we'd start
Speaker 1: testing it out. We kicked it off last week with
Speaker 1: a bit we're calling, can.
Speaker 2: We make it sexy?
Speaker 3: Could?
Speaker 2: You're supposed to say it with me?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Can we make it sexy?
Speaker 1: Last week I went first. I gave you some tips.
Speaker 1: My top tip for you, Colt was slow it down.
Speaker 2: Quote rushing.
Speaker 3: Three people in the text son of are like, dang daddy,
Speaker 3: but slow chill.
Speaker 1: That was exact quote from one specific listener, dang daddy,
Speaker 1: but chill. So do you want to go first?
Speaker 3: You want me to know you go first?
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're seeing if we just pull anything random up.
Speaker 2: Can we make it sexy? Sure? Honestly, I'd rather not
Speaker 2: see me as much?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is is it very?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: I got sexy.
Speaker 3: It was more intimate.
Speaker 2: I got sexy, all right. So I pulled this one up.
Speaker 1: It's a note on our vending machine here at work.
Speaker 2: This is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's so long, I'm gonna have to shorten it. Someone
Speaker 1: in our building left a long note on the soda
Speaker 1: vending machine here at work. I almost see if I
Speaker 1: can make it sexy.
Speaker 2: Here we go, dear pop machine vendors.
Speaker 1: I've worked here for more than a dozen years, and
Speaker 1: I frequent this very pop machine. I appreciate its convenience.
Speaker 1: The problem is, as long as I've been here, it
Speaker 1: gives me that same Sorry that item's not available. Please
Speaker 1: select another error message for both regular due and there's
Speaker 1: simply no way it can be accurate.
Speaker 2: Either.
Speaker 1: Someone here is regularly hammering for mountain dews a day. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I got into it. I'm not even halfway through this
Speaker 1: letter to the vending machine person.
Speaker 2: So the question is, did.
Speaker 1: I make it sexy? A complaint letter to the vending
Speaker 1: machine Gods? Okay, let's hear at iHeartMedia.
Speaker 3: So I'm my old apartment. The dishwasher broke. Yeah, email
Speaker 3: the landlord. It was it was an apartment's house. Email
Speaker 3: the landlord.
Speaker 1: It's an apartment, her house.
Speaker 3: It was a house you know where you lived. It
Speaker 3: was a house, humble breg what okay, the apartment.
Speaker 1: See, we're spending more on a place you didn't own,
Speaker 1: and that's your humble.
Speaker 3: Bridele Okay, So the landlord hit me back. He sent
Speaker 3: out a handyman to come check it out. Oh daddy,
Speaker 3: now I knew what was wrong with the dishwasher. Okay,
Speaker 3: my wife was putting washing machine pods into the dishwasher.
Speaker 3: She thought they were dishwasher pods. They were literal washer pods.
Speaker 1: You know, Actually I want a knocker. But they do
Speaker 1: look the same when they're out of the bag. Okay,
Speaker 1: your bottom like Costco. He's like forty thousand of them
Speaker 1: in this thing. Anyways, it stopped working. No water was
Speaker 1: feeding through the tube.
Speaker 3: So I emailed some and a guy. This is his response.
Speaker 3: Once a handyman came and checked it out. Remember can
Speaker 3: we make it sexy? Hello? Cult?
Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna stop.
Speaker 3: Our handyman updated us on the issue with the dishwasher.
Speaker 3: It turns out it wasn't because of normal wear or
Speaker 3: it's hair. The breakdown was a result of you using
Speaker 3: improper dishwasher pods and in turn clowd up the plumbing
Speaker 3: and tubes so involved with the dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Why'd your pipet squeak?
Speaker 12: Here?
Speaker 3: You were at faults and as a results, no after
Speaker 3: purchased a new or same model, Cult, I can't.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you one question.
Speaker 1: No, we've agreed. Last week the leftre Khan isn't sexy?
Speaker 3: Is a little sexy?
Speaker 2: It's not it kind of not even a little bit.
Speaker 3: A little bit.
Speaker 1: We talked about pass gross. No, I don't trust your
Speaker 1: gold it's fake guarantee.
Speaker 3: From the end of my rainbow.
Speaker 1: No, No, I do not know. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get lucky passed. Serious question. Can you make your voice deeper?
Speaker 1: Because that's usually what makes men sexier, But for some
Speaker 1: reason you went so wispy and crackly, like like vocal fry.
Speaker 3: You don't. You don't think that women want a soft,
Speaker 3: gentle beta like just nurturing.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think. I think if you want someone
Speaker 2: to come in their room, take ownership, So.
Speaker 3: You want a deeper I don't calm down.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, watch what you're saying, our handyman.
Speaker 1: This first text literally said please call never again. Next text,
Speaker 1: cult sounds constipated text. To be fair, you can't make
Speaker 1: the word.
Speaker 2: Clogs sounds sexy.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey here's the question.
Speaker 2: Someone else cults.
Speaker 1: Sounds like being out hostage.
Speaker 3: That is the opposite use that mean the osage in
Speaker 3: the studio. Where's hr founds make me try to sound
Speaker 3: sexy clt.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hold on, we guess it's just nothing
Speaker 1: but responses to you. I've never been more turned off.
Speaker 2: That's text.
Speaker 1: The cult did make me laugh so hard trying to
Speaker 1: sound sexy, to throw a gross cult period hard stop.
Speaker 3: Listen. Okay. The thing with me is why do we
Speaker 3: need any noise at all? I'm like a ninja.
Speaker 1: You don't hear anything wait in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: Yet so you could hear a pin drop.
Speaker 1: First of all, i've heard you gas for air riding
Speaker 1: an e bike at over a fact you aren't heavy breathing.
Speaker 1: You're definitely heavy breathing in the back.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So the question is, and you answer it at five
Speaker 1: three nine two one.
Speaker 2: Did we make it sexy?
Speaker 3: What's happening explaining sexy music.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I don't think Aconn sexy at all.
Speaker 2: His music does not do it for me.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't do it for anyone.
Speaker 2: Well, you're marrying, you have two kids, so shout out
Speaker 2: to your white jets those.
Speaker 3: Two times, those two this person.
Speaker 2: I'm getting rid of my dick watcher.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why, but now I need you.
Speaker 3: I need to hear.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's the Pop Culture Minute with Selling and.
Speaker 3: Cult number one point three KDWB.
Speaker 1: Well, they just announced the most iconic pop song ever made.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it is in just a second.
Speaker 1: First, Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey both of their homes
Speaker 1: have been burglarized. Now it seems like it's obviously a
Speaker 1: bigger situation, but their houses were burglarized last month. This
Speaker 1: is what TMZ Sports has learned. They obtained documents from
Speaker 1: the sheriff's office and the burglary at mahomes house in Missouri.
Speaker 1: It's his estate there. They say that it happened around
Speaker 1: midnight on October six. They don't think that anything was stolen,
Speaker 1: but they say Kelsey's Kansas mansion was broken into just
Speaker 1: hours later, the same day that they took on the
Speaker 1: Saints in a Monday night football game.
Speaker 2: Not sure if anything was stolen or not.
Speaker 1: The police law activity log appears to show that the
Speaker 1: breaking happened on the same day, but that's about it.
Speaker 1: So they think that the two burglaries would be part
Speaker 1: of a large crime spree in the area.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess at that point you just had to
Speaker 3: get security or something.
Speaker 1: They they'd already have it, especially because everyone knows where
Speaker 1: they are on game nights, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like everyone knows what they're up to, so that's like
Speaker 1: it's scary, all right.
Speaker 2: This came from Time Out.
Speaker 1: They released the list of what they consider to be
Speaker 1: the best pops UH songs of all time ever made.
Speaker 1: So some of the pop songs that made the list
Speaker 1: include Torn by Natalie and Brulia. That's an older one
Speaker 1: that might be before your time, Calton. Torn's actually a cover,
Speaker 1: but I only know it from Natalie and Brulia, Semi
Speaker 1: charm Life by Third Eye Blind, which I always say
Speaker 1: to this day, is one of the best pop songs
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 2: So Do Do Do Do Do?
Speaker 1: Apple by Charlie XCX really mm hmm, a Kylie Minogue song,
Speaker 1: and Umbrella by Rihanna and jay Z. But this is
Speaker 1: the song they chose as the best pop song ever made.
Speaker 1: Good Luck Bay by Chapel Rol and they say, basically,
Speaker 1: it offers a subtle jab at situationships paired with a
Speaker 1: melody melody so contagious that listeners can't help but scream
Speaker 1: the chorus. And they said that they just like love
Speaker 1: it so much, and I don't know that I do
Speaker 1: I think it's the best of all time.
Speaker 2: No, I think probably.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, I think one of the best
Speaker 1: pop songs of.
Speaker 2: All time is call Me.
Speaker 1: Maybe because of how catchy it is. You may think
Speaker 1: it's stupid, but like that is what pop pop music is, catchy,
Speaker 1: bubblegum kind of music.
Speaker 3: It's almost like they were just looking at this year
Speaker 3: like because I mean, Apple is a good song, but
Speaker 3: like best of all time, or like several Remember.
Speaker 1: I threw out Torn by Natalie and Bruli a semi
Speaker 1: charmed life, Rihanna and jay Z's umbrella, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: by going all the time, and you got a lot
Speaker 1: of options.
Speaker 3: I feel like where you could do a bunch of
Speaker 3: Rihanna songs over those songs.
Speaker 2: Oh, agreed, agreed, for sure.
Speaker 1: It does feel like I thought Apple was an interesting choice.
Speaker 1: I realized Charlie is having a big year this year.
Speaker 1: I can see good luck by more than Apple.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with that.
Speaker 1: So Drew barrymore officially met her match. She had Martha
Speaker 1: Stewart on her show. Martha Is Not About Drew Barrymore's touchy, touchy,
Speaker 1: all in your face interview style.
Speaker 2: She legitimately pushed.
Speaker 1: Her away because Drew kept trying to get her to
Speaker 1: open up, and she's like, uh uh. She like actually
Speaker 1: like actively pushes her away and says wrong gender, making
Speaker 1: it clear her charms are lost on her. They both
Speaker 1: shared a laugh yike, but it was awkward, and they said,
Speaker 1: this is not the first time Drew's gotten too close.
Speaker 1: She made Oprah seemingly pretty uncomfortable when she was like
Speaker 1: way too close to her.
Speaker 2: That was like a few months ago.
Speaker 1: So Elon Musk because officially responded to making SNL's cast
Speaker 1: members cry. Now months ago, SNL star Bowen Yang revealed
Speaker 1: that a male host made multiple cast members cry, and
Speaker 1: he refused to announce who it was. Well, Chloe Fyneman,
Speaker 1: who's a cast member. She posted on TikTok. She's like, look,
Speaker 1: it was Elon Musk. She's like, imagine spending all night
Speaker 1: riding a sketch for him, presenting it to him and
Speaker 1: he just flips through. It's like, it's not funny. It's
Speaker 1: not funny. She said, it's awful. She left the room.
Speaker 1: She cried. She thought he could have been a little
Speaker 1: bit nicer about it, and she said that he ended
Speaker 1: up doing the skit. They ended up choosing it, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I hate to admit it, but he was
Speaker 1: funny in it. Well, she's deleted the video now. But
Speaker 1: he responded, doubling down that he was really worried his
Speaker 1: episode would be unfunny. He said that he was like,
Speaker 1: none of the sketches were funny Thursday night.
Speaker 2: I was worried.
Speaker 1: I was like, my appearance is going to be so
Speaker 1: unfunny it'll make a crackhead sober. Now again, this is
Speaker 1: a text or post from him, he said. But then
Speaker 1: it worked out.
Speaker 2: In the end, all right.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't think could you imagine Elon Musk
Speaker 1: even apologizing. I don't think he's a person who's capable
Speaker 1: of apologizing.
Speaker 3: No, that's who he is. He's weird, super genius, I know.
Speaker 2: But he's like that kid.
Speaker 1: And you remember how everyone has like the one kid
Speaker 1: in elementary school who gets like really red in the cheeks,
Speaker 1: and they get so upset over things like if you
Speaker 1: you can't make any jokes, they take themselves very seriously. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like he's that kid, and you just like,
Speaker 1: never grow up. He's still the same way, and I
Speaker 1: still see people like that out in the bount and
Speaker 1: I'm always like, oh my gosh, like calm down, all
Speaker 1: that kind of.
Speaker 3: Like, well you would expect from him.
Speaker 1: I feel like that is absolutely true. That is your
Speaker 1: pop culture minute. It's brought to you by Ovo Lasik
Speaker 1: and Lint.
Speaker 2: We're gonna come back. We're gonna talk to a woman.
Speaker 1: She's like, I like something a lot and I'm wondering
Speaker 1: what it says about me. We'll let her share, and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, make sure you choose your words
Speaker 1: wisely because it can get a little touchy the subject.
Speaker 1: We'll do that in five minutes. On Katie w B.
Speaker 2: It's one on one point three Katy w B with
Speaker 2: Balin and Ali. Hi, Ali, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing okay, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 1: Not that we don't do adult content on our show,
Speaker 1: we definitely do, but we have to like kind of
Speaker 1: tiptoe through this one a little bit with the wording.
Speaker 1: You you like something and you have a conflict with
Speaker 1: it and it's making you question things. So what's going on?
Speaker 2: Ali?
Speaker 7: Well, I've been like, oh, I've just been questioning this
Speaker 7: for so long, and none of my friends have been
Speaker 7: able to kind of help me figure this out. So
Speaker 7: I just want to put.
Speaker 10: It out there to you.
Speaker 7: Guys and like a bigger, broader group of people. I
Speaker 7: guess the whole pretty but I basically prefer like, okay, when.
Speaker 12: It comes to adult content like videos, gotcha, gotcha, thank
Speaker 12: you for skirting.
Speaker 2: Around it like that.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's that chips, So I'm gonna be dugle.
Speaker 12: Here, I guess yeah. When it comes to, you know,
Speaker 12: watching adult content, I have noticed that I prefer only
Speaker 12: the lady stuff like lesbians, okay, and watching that type
Speaker 12: of content is the.
Speaker 7: Only way that I can, uh.
Speaker 5: Let's see achieve my goals.
Speaker 12: I guess that's.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: First off, congratulations achieving goals.
Speaker 2: Big, we love that like achievals.
Speaker 1: Yes, but your your I think you're you're questioning things
Speaker 1: because you're straight correct.
Speaker 8: Yes, Like I.
Speaker 7: Only date men. I'm only interested in being intimate with men.
Speaker 5: I've only ever been intimate with men. So I just
Speaker 5: don't understand why.
Speaker 7: There's this like disconnect, like why don't I.
Speaker 5: Enjoy watching like men and women together, Like why is it.
Speaker 3: Only like Okay, I have two theories. Okay, I have
Speaker 3: two theories. One, I think you're gonna have to try
Speaker 3: with a woman. That's the first theory. You got it,
Speaker 3: you got experiment.
Speaker 2: If she has no interest in that, you must have
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 3: You must have a little.
Speaker 5: I mean, I do think, and I feel like a
Speaker 5: lot of women feel this way. I think women are beautiful,
Speaker 5: and I think booths are awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah for ten seconds, Okay, wait uh.
Speaker 3: The other theory though, is maybe wait.
Speaker 1: Let her finish though really quick because she's saying she
Speaker 1: thinks it's awesome, but you just have no interest in
Speaker 1: women and don't want to you're shutting it down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I don't fantasize about women, Like when I'm
Speaker 5: with like a male partner, I don't like imagine he's
Speaker 5: a woman. Or I don't even imagine like bringing a
Speaker 5: woman into like a bedroom situation with a partner.
Speaker 7: Okay, but that's the only kind of content I like
Speaker 7: to watch, Like if you put a US guy on
Speaker 7: the street, I'm like, next, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, let your second theory here. You said you have
Speaker 1: a second theory.
Speaker 3: The second theory is the men in your life a
Speaker 3: bunch of betas. They can't get you to your goal,
Speaker 3: like the only you like watching it because it's something
Speaker 3: you can't you've never you don't get to obtain in
Speaker 3: your own life. I don't know.
Speaker 7: Like that.
Speaker 5: Then that makes it sound like it's like a fantasy kindness.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking, But she's saying it's not. She's
Speaker 1: saying she doesn't like sit around and fantasize about it
Speaker 1: when she's with a guy. She's not like, oh I
Speaker 1: wish this was a woman.
Speaker 3: Well no, I'm not saying what I'm saying. You're looking
Speaker 3: at what like when somebody looks at somebody else's success
Speaker 3: and they're like they're like glorifying it, it's because it's
Speaker 3: like what they don't have. So I'm saying, you like
Speaker 3: watching it because it's like I wish I could have
Speaker 3: this like this, you're.
Speaker 2: Saying you wish he's saying I wish.
Speaker 3: You he could make me feel the way that she's
Speaker 3: making her feel.
Speaker 1: No one feels like they portray.
Speaker 2: It in videos.
Speaker 1: That's like a fake fantasy world. Congratulations if you think that,
Speaker 1: or you're I mean, I'm not saying no one achieves goal.
Speaker 2: So that's what I'm saying at all.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that they're paid performers.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's another thing too.
Speaker 2: I know it's not real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, no, I don't know. I first of all,
Speaker 1: I am. I would be curious for what people say
Speaker 1: as well. Maybe you're listening and you have a because
Speaker 1: I don't think Colt you're completely off. I mean maybe
Speaker 1: there's something to one of your two things, although she
Speaker 1: says number one definitely not.
Speaker 2: But I would love some feedback if you have it.
Speaker 1: At six five one nine eight nine Katie w B
Speaker 1: Context and five three nine two one Katie w B.
Speaker 2: One. In the meantime, Alli, I say, just keep on
Speaker 2: keeping on.
Speaker 12: You know, right if it ain't broke, don't fix it
Speaker 12: exactly exactly. O.
Speaker 2: We love it, Yes, yes, Alli love you guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Allie one on one point three Katie w
Speaker 1: B with Fallon and we had a woman named Ali
Speaker 1: On with us a moment ago and she was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means, and she's trying to
Speaker 1: like say this without you know, it's radio so to
Speaker 1: be radio friendly. She says that she's very straight. She
Speaker 1: has no interest, no curiosity in being with a woman.
Speaker 1: But the top on the way the only way really
Speaker 1: she achieves her goal is when she watches adult videos
Speaker 1: with two women and she's like, what does this mean?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what it means. It's and so she's
Speaker 1: just calling for a little feedback. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the answer is. Cold had a couple of ideas. He
Speaker 1: thought that maybe she wasn't she was with the wrong guys,
Speaker 1: maybe or she was desiring that. She's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: desiring that because she's like, I don't fantasize about women
Speaker 1: outside of that.
Speaker 2: She's like, I just watched that to achieve my goal.
Speaker 1: Phones have been going crazy on this one. What what
Speaker 1: did you want to say to Ali?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm actually on the same boat as Ali, and
Speaker 7: I don't know if.
Speaker 10: It's just because we're both named Ali.
Speaker 7: Might have a little bit to do with it, but no,
Speaker 7: I'm the same way.
Speaker 5: I prefer the lady adult videos versus the co ed videos.
Speaker 1: And you're totally straight, right, you have Do you have
Speaker 1: the curiosity the other way or no?
Speaker 10: I do not. And I do feel like that the
Speaker 10: co ed videos are more geared for male viewers, okay,
Speaker 10: and the women's videos are more geared for us lady viewers,
Speaker 10: so it's more caters to us than the other ones.
Speaker 3: Also, men's bodies, we're just gross. We really are discussing.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously we are into men's bodies because we
Speaker 1: are straight, So I mean, but that's interesting. Ali, that's
Speaker 1: a good point though. Yeah, I didn't think about that
Speaker 1: when she was on that. Maybe that's why because they
Speaker 1: are catered more to women as opposed to the co
Speaker 1: ed right right.
Speaker 10: I do think that's a strong point.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you for calling it, Ali, Thank you, Hi, katiewb.
Speaker 2: Did you want to weigh in?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did. Okay, what'd you think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 7: I want her to know that she is not alone.
Speaker 4: And I cannot relate to her anymore than what she
Speaker 4: has said. And I kind of wanted to add into,
Speaker 4: like what Colt said for her second point, that I.
Speaker 10: Do have like issues each.
Speaker 4: Achieving my goals with men sometimes and I've been like
Speaker 4: that my entire life, and I just think that women
Speaker 4: know what they're doing, and that's why it may be,
Speaker 4: you know, getting her to that point.
Speaker 7: A little bit easier, because.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the adult content of a man and woman are
Speaker 4: not necessarily what women are looking for.
Speaker 2: And it's unrealistic.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: We joke forever that like in movies, the woman is
Speaker 1: able to achieve her goal within seconds with every single
Speaker 1: man anytime.
Speaker 2: And it's always like, that's good.
Speaker 1: For you if that's your reality, but you know, not
Speaker 1: the reality of most women.
Speaker 3: It's just another it's another example that like women, you
Speaker 3: don't need us, you don't, but.
Speaker 2: We want you.
Speaker 3: You want us, but you don't need us.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: All right, Well thank you for calling and giving her
Speaker 1: a little like confidence knowing she.
Speaker 2: Is not alone. Hi, Katie w B, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 4: I have had this conversation with all of my girlfriends
Speaker 4: because I feel.
Speaker 6: The same way as the caller. Okay, they all agree
Speaker 6: with me, and we feel that.
Speaker 4: I put this appropriately.
Speaker 7: Nobody want. No girl wants to watch.
Speaker 10: Another girl.
Speaker 4: A man who see how a female is?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 10: We may have to do some caller is not alone.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for your sports. See girls are sitting
Speaker 1: around chatting about this and we're help. We're helping the
Speaker 1: greater good. I guess I guess it depends on how
Speaker 1: you look at it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Katie w B, what are your thoughts.
Speaker 13: I don't think it's weird at all. I am gay
Speaker 13: and I know a lot of other gay people that
Speaker 13: are into the type of content where a man is
Speaker 13: not involved at all. It's it's it's more I think
Speaker 13: of imagining yourself how they're being treated in that type
Speaker 13: of content where a lot of the other with male
Speaker 13: and a woman. Sometimes the guy is too unrealistic to
Speaker 13: where I think you could relate more to a woman,
Speaker 13: even if it's two women in the situation.
Speaker 1: It's good to hear that perspective from, like you said,
Speaker 1: a gay man as well, because you would assume, yeah,
Speaker 1: that you would probably be into more adult films with
Speaker 1: like your preference obviously, but you're saying yeah, So it's
Speaker 1: just like it's I get what you're saying totally, and
Speaker 1: I appreciate you calling in.
Speaker 2: Three kW B. Just want to thank everyone for all
Speaker 2: the calls. They're still going.
Speaker 3: The amount of texts I come through that people women relate.
Speaker 2: To that that's great, that makes.
Speaker 3: Makes you feel like this it just verifies that it
Speaker 3: is manipulated, like the men scared towards you, like they
Speaker 3: know what they're doing and who wants what you know?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, yeah, I don't know why I didn't
Speaker 1: think about that sooner, because yeah, it's just like a
Speaker 1: quick thing. Things back, I'm like, okay, but I mean, yeah, wow.
Speaker 1: Hopefully that helped Ali out. I was a little nervous
Speaker 1: about that top a little risque, but okay, we're gonna
Speaker 1: come back. We're gonna do the one K wordplay your
Speaker 1: chance to win one thousand pennies one on one point three,
Speaker 1: one on one point three, KDW B, the Fallon and Cult.
Speaker 1: It's the one K wordplay, your chance to win one
Speaker 1: thousand pennies. Now, someone to text in one thousand pennies,
Speaker 1: it would cost more in gas to pick them up
Speaker 1: than it would to be sorting and sorting than winning.
Speaker 2: And I said, baby boo, I'm will venmo you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna on your face. I'm not gonna
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Speaker 2: So much work.
Speaker 3: They felt really good about taxing it, though, it's because.
Speaker 1: One K word play rhymes. And I'm never going to
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Speaker 11: Call me.
Speaker 3: This is from Fouling Credit Union. I'm not even associated
Speaker 3: with this. I'm just like a teller at the bank.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: So we have Brittany on the phone ready to play
Speaker 1: the one K wordplay. Hi, Brittany, how are you dude?
Speaker 2: How are you good? Okay? So have you heard the
Speaker 2: one K wordplayer?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 2: Is this your first time?
Speaker 8: Oh no, I've been listening on my way home every day.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: We love you so much. You're the only reason we
Speaker 1: have a job. Thank you. Brittany.
Speaker 2: Would you like to play with me or Colt today?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Who do you think? Mentally you'll line up with?
Speaker 1: Hmm? Okay, no wrong answers, by the way, no wrong answers,
Speaker 1: great choice, all.
Speaker 3: Right, fallan gone, get get out of here. Nobody loves you.
Speaker 8: Leave.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's out of the studio. Now you have four words.
Speaker 3: Just give me whatever word you think associates with whatever
Speaker 3: word I give you. And your first word is bananas peel.
Speaker 3: Second word squabble, like we're having a little squabble today,
Speaker 3: like a law argument. Squabble? Oh uh?
Speaker 1: Fight?
Speaker 3: Next word hiccup, m burp, solid choice. Okay, Now the
Speaker 3: next one is kind of stupid, zonked like I'm zonked out, tired. Okay, lovely,
Speaker 3: very lovely now fallin bally eli Oxen free fallopian tubes.
Speaker 1: Can you never call me fellopian tubes again? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't even differentiate. I just literally called you. I
Speaker 3: thought it'd be like fallopia.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of women chat on the show today,
Speaker 1: so you're just going straight filopian tubes. Okay, I'm ready britty,
Speaker 1: enough of this, enough of this cult, quit messing with
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 3: My first word, we have bananas, peel dude. Second one,
Speaker 3: squabble like we're squabbling today. Little argument.
Speaker 1: Well I was gonna say argument, but since you said
Speaker 1: that word, I'm gonna say it's not argument.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with fight.
Speaker 3: Oh we're two for two right now. Okay, Next word hiccup. Hiccup?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, my daughter had these last night and happened to
Speaker 1: have the exact episode of Gabby cat On where she
Speaker 1: had hiccups. All the things I thinking of her like
Speaker 1: cures to a hiccup. Okay, which are not one word?
Speaker 1: Swallow old breath, burp, No, it's not okay, next word, Okay,
Speaker 1: we have to get Brittany, would you get one more?
Speaker 1: Would you get one crazy?
Speaker 3: One k pennies on the line right now, the one
Speaker 3: K wordplay the last word. You're three for three onnes
Speaker 3: zonked like I'm zoked out zoonked.
Speaker 2: It's not out, then I would have chosen out.
Speaker 1: Probably.
Speaker 2: I mean I want to say sleep. Oh no, what
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 3: Tired?
Speaker 2: No, tired's a better answer. Tired's better. I take it back,
Speaker 2: I take.
Speaker 3: It back so close? But what did fallon do?
Speaker 1: She ruined your night? Yeah, okay, Brittany, you know you
Speaker 1: don't have to console me. I should be consoling you.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I ruined this for you.
Speaker 3: Ten dollars could have gone.
Speaker 2: Far, but we don't say ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Pennies.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of copper, Brittany.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening though, for real, And I'm sorry
Speaker 1: I failed you.
Speaker 2: Love you.
Speaker 7: Oh that's okay.
Speaker 1: It's the unbelievable story of the day on one on
Speaker 1: one kt WB. All right, look, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: say people are getting dumber, but it seems like people
Speaker 1: are truly and we know this right around you. You
Speaker 1: can think of at least three dumb people you know
Speaker 1: or work with every single day.
Speaker 3: Well, they just came out with the study that says
Speaker 3: our attention span is four seconds. Officially, that's all you get.
Speaker 3: Four seconds. That's it.
Speaker 2: Yep, oh uh huh Okay, so it's proven with this
Speaker 2: Costco was.
Speaker 1: Just forced to recall nearly eighty thousand pounds. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of poundage of butter. Why because the label failed
Speaker 1: dimension it contains milk.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a lot for the record.
Speaker 1: You know what milk is. You know what butter is.
Speaker 1: You churn, you get, you churn milk into butter. Now,
Speaker 1: obviously there are some like faux butters you can buy listen,
Speaker 1: but I think if you're buying butter at Costco, you
Speaker 1: probably know unless it says it's the If it was
Speaker 1: the kind where it didn't say fake butter, then I
Speaker 1: would see where they need to recall it. But you
Speaker 1: would just assume if the butter goes out, it don't
Speaker 1: risk it if you have a milk intolerance.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Okay, great, you have to we
Speaker 3: just we have to stop. We have to take down
Speaker 3: the guardrails. It's like when you go bowling, you put
Speaker 3: those little kid rails. I feel like they're the bumpers.
Speaker 3: The bumpers, I feel like rails. Have you ever been bowling?
Speaker 3: They do the same thing. Okay, listen, I just feel
Speaker 3: like survival of the fitest sometimes, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like if you can't differentiate butter and butter and what
Speaker 3: butter is and what it derives from, that's.
Speaker 1: Just I went on a weird field trip when I
Speaker 1: was younger, and you had to go to like one
Speaker 1: of those old time villages and then maybe churn butter.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I feel like I just churned butter
Speaker 1: for someone's actual household.
Speaker 2: I feel like this was like a trick.
Speaker 3: I just feel like child labor a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm from Indiana. Do you know how much child labor
Speaker 1: is going on? There?
Speaker 2: Is so sketchy.
Speaker 3: Okay. Also, if you're the employe that made that mistake,
Speaker 3: what what is your day? Like? Do you get fired?
Speaker 3: You're just like, oopsies, oops.
Speaker 1: I don't know who who's gonna in more trouble the
Speaker 1: person who forgot to put made for milk on the
Speaker 1: eighty thousand pounds of recalled butter or the person who
Speaker 1: put an adult website on the back of Wicked Barbie dolls.
Speaker 3: You tell me either way, if I'm either of them,
Speaker 3: one hundred percent, it's not my fault. Somebody's going down
Speaker 3: with the ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Craig told me it was fine.
Speaker 3: I sent any emails out.
Speaker 1: And yeah, Craig was like approved, So like I would
Speaker 1: never have but Craig Craig is He's the worst.
Speaker 3: Today's trending with Felon and Cold.
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Speaker 1: How many unread text messages do you have on your
Speaker 1: phone right now?
Speaker 3: Cold, I can tell you zero.
Speaker 2: Really, you're like me, then, yeah.
Speaker 3: Definitely, And some people like flex about it. They're like
Speaker 3: I have one hundred. Gives me so.
Speaker 2: Much EXI people do they post it all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh, Like there's a there's a guy we
Speaker 1: both know in radio and he'll post it on. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're reckless. I can't handle it. But they did this
Speaker 1: bit with like the Philadelphia Eagles and they were asking
Speaker 1: them some of the players had like five hundred and
Speaker 1: six unread messages. A lot of people seem to just
Speaker 1: leave messages unread, and I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Like, now, is it cause you know what the person's texted?
Speaker 1: I'm so confused by that.
Speaker 3: If you're famous, it makes more sense. But but at
Speaker 3: that point I would just get a new phone, new number,
Speaker 3: Like if you're not in contact with this person anyway,
Speaker 3: Oh for sure, they don't need my number.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying Okay, I got so.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I respond to every single text, but
Speaker 1: I at least open it.
Speaker 2: So that does that show up as a red like
Speaker 2: little bubble on my phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That just gives me too much anxiety.
Speaker 1: Random pulled how many unread messages text messages do you
Speaker 1: have on your phone right now? Five three ninety two
Speaker 1: one katiewb one Just out of curiosity, I did want
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Speaker 1: with Famlin and Colt. Now, I love when a game
Speaker 1: show goes just off the rails because one of the
Speaker 1: contestants says something so out of control. You expect it,
Speaker 1: usually with family feud, but occasionally Wheel of Fortune gives
Speaker 1: you a delight. This one is not as perverted as
Speaker 1: some of the ones we've had that were so funny
Speaker 1: in the past, but this one is still funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he's he has the chance, he's try to
Speaker 2: solve the puzzle.
Speaker 1: Hear what he missolved it with, and then what the
Speaker 1: actual correct answer was.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's hear it. Treat yourself a round of sausage.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's not it. Over to Katina.
Speaker 1: I like to solve.
Speaker 4: Okay, give yourself a round of applause.
Speaker 1: Now let me just add in the last word. They
Speaker 1: had the A so it was never going to be sausage.
Speaker 1: It would never.
Speaker 3: The last three letters like there was no g in
Speaker 3: the words a.
Speaker 2: Usc can be fair. I feel like that's how I
Speaker 2: would do. I know for a fact, just admit it.
Speaker 1: If you would be horrible at Wheel of Fortune, raise
Speaker 1: your hand.
Speaker 2: You can text it.
Speaker 1: I would suck at Wheel of Fortune, or you text it.
Speaker 2: I'd be amazing.
Speaker 1: My mom would be amazing when I texted this image
Speaker 1: to cult earlier, either he read the story, or you
Speaker 1: would be amazing because you immediately knew what the puzzle was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was only That's the only thing that watched
Speaker 3: me when I was a child is Wheel of Fortune?
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Speaker 2: All right, we did it.
Speaker 1: We drew names in case you missed it earlier, Secret Santa,
Speaker 1: we put all the names from our show, both names
Speaker 1: into a hat.
Speaker 2: You could not draw your own name.
Speaker 1: We said a five dollars spending limit, So don't tell
Speaker 1: me whose name you drew.
Speaker 3: I don't know why not who, but we'll.
Speaker 1: Reveal coming up on the December twentieth, when we exchanged
Speaker 1: gifts with our Secret Santa. I'm so excited to have
Speaker 1: a great night. Thanks for listening.