Speaker 1: Hi, This is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: Troy a sight, don't be a a oh man bab
not once great champ, now sunny and mofishness no longer
the factory hungry still wait right, so many times payful
by a pathetic wash up age ax Champion.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. I think you know the guy,
and I think you know what, pretty dear? WHOA? His
name is he? Presley?
Speaker 2: Press Presley? What's my name? Say my name, bitch, my
good friend?
Speaker 1: Is he Presley? Is he Presley? Is Presley Couch? Is
he Presley?
Speaker 2: WHOA?
Speaker 1: That sounds a little weird? Is he President?
Speaker 2: Is he Presley?
Speaker 1: Is he Presley?
Speaker 2: The heaviest, gurthiest rocky j around?
Speaker 1: Hey, this is Jeffer you listen to iz? Is he Presley?
Those aren't pillows? No, jeff lebar, those are not pillows.
And it's party time. God, I haven't played that in
a long time. Well, I mean, when I use the
other intro, it's there, but I haven't hit that, and
it's and like I said, not speaker. For the love
of God, give me back my fucking live broadcasts. My god,
so dumb you ruined it? You ruined my show. Okay,
I ruined my show by laziness, but it is what
it is. Hello, Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello my loyal minions.
It is good to see you. It is always good
to be seen. My name is is He Presley. I'm
the host of the program. It's called another fing podcast.
But you know that already because you just hit that
play button. Huge shout out to the real loyal minions.
The uh how do you?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 1: How do I say? The ones in the minion dumb,
the ones in the Patreon that are getting this show
ad free. You're probably listening to this on your app,
on your uh whatever you listen to your podcasts on,
and for some reason, it is not on. It's not
on iHeart anymore. I don't know how much I actually
did on iHeart, but it was there. I'm sure the
old shows are still there. When I tried to switch
to Podbean from Spreaker, it disconnected and now I can't
get it back. Say with the YouTube, I can't put
the straight audio up to the I have to make
a video out of the audio and put it up
up to YouTube by myself. I can't just share two
YouTube anymore. It's so dumb, so dumb um, But good
evening and it's good to see you. It is Friday night.
It is nine twenty two pm here in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada,
and very happy birthday to Jerry Finn Jerry Dwarf from
Killer Dwarf. So I'm going to be seeing next month.
I'm very very excited about that. So what I'm going
to do right now is what I always do at
the top of the show. In the worlds my close
personal friends don't cal Streeve Allston got a crack one
for the working man. A damn it, I love beer.
Ah is he you're doing a show you don't have
any guests? Well, it is what it is. It's called content.
I was light on the shows on the Patreon this week.
I apologize about that. Sometimes I just don't have anything
to say, and I know I need to fix that.
I think a lot of that can be called you know,
I is he You're fucking lazy? But hey, it is
what it is. We've covered this, We've had this discussion.
But that's okay, that's okay. What are we gonna talk
about tonight? Well, before we get into that, the title
of the show is called bacon and basketball scams. But
we're gonna get into all that. But I'm going to
tell you right now, bacon does not, in fact make
everything better. This is a discussion that has to be had,
and it was brought up by the Great Adam Carolla
on his Twitter today and I'm like, I agree, it's
it's overdone. But we're gonna get into that. And I
have I have, I have to vent about these fucking
basketball scams. But before we get into that, I must
tell you if you do not know this, and we
will have Dunk and Russ from Killer Dwarfs on the
show very very soon, maybe as early as next week,
maybe in a couple of weeks, maybe the week before
I leave for the cruise. I don't know yet, because
I know Dunk has a brand new book out and
they have a they got some American dates, so they
want to come on the show and talk about these
American dates and catch up. And August twenty ninth the
Las Vegas date. As many of you already know, I
am opening. I am one of them. I am in
one of the bands that is opening I should say,
Backstage Bar and Billiard's August twenty ninth Friday. It's a Friday,
It's eight pm. It is Killer Dwarfs headlining along with
Acting Human at Odds and Act the Tribute to Ayce
Freeley featuring myself. Hopefully Troy Patrick Ferrell. I should probably
get an answer out of him. If he's able to
do the show. He might have Gilby stuff out of
the country. He'll be washing his hair out of the country.
The Great Keith Robert war On guitar. He's the Vegas
As and also in the band One Last Kiss. He's
been He's actually going to be on the show very
very soon.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I keep talking about this, so yeah, this guy's coming on,
this guy's coming on, this gal's coming on, this guy's
coming on. But but no, I just have to just
fucking deal with it, make it happen. Get required. Maybe
maybe I take one day and get like three of
them done. In that way, I have shows, I have
interviews for three weeks, and then if anything pops up,
I can add another one. I mean, it's it's not hard.
I'm just fucking lazy. All I do is work, get
me out of this madness. And Mike Campion also from
All Last Kiss. He plays bass he plays the Gene part.
He's he's been doing it a long time too. He
was in Uh, Jean's Addiction. It's funny growing up in Minnesota,
living in Minnesota, being in that fucking uh that area
up there. Not saying fucking as it's bad, It's just
it just came out. You hear about these bands, the
Paul Stanley's, Jean's Addiction or you know, the Paul Stanley's.
Everybody's dressed up as Paul Jean's Addition. Everybody's dressed up
as Gene and all they do is Geene songs. Paul.
All they do is Paul songs. Now, there's two people
that live in Las Vegas who are friends with One
of them was in the Paul Stanleys and the other
one was in Jean's Addiction, and that what happens to
play in my band, and uh, the guy from the
Paul Stanleys might play in this band at some point too.
We'll see doing Act. I had delusions of grandeur about
doing a brand new band, doing the Izzey Presley Band
Izzney Presley Show. But then I changed my mind because
serve A says I have to go on a boat.
I get on I leave for Boston August twenty. First,
I look, there's just no time to write the songs,
to have people learn songs they don't know, and then
you know, not being able to rehearse other than once.
And then I get off the boat on the twenty
ninth butt crack early of dawn. I get on a
plane and I come back to Vegas and I get
off that plane, I should shower, shave, and I go
to the gig, and I'm sure there'll be time for
a nap. I hope there will be time for a nap.
But so yeah, that's why I didn't do something outlandish,
did do something weird. It's like, fuck, we know these songs,
let's get together once. We'll touch them up and we'll
come out well fucking rock. So if you're coming to
Vegas for it, hit me up for the tickets. I'll
shoot you in the right direction and make sure because
we have to we have to sell some tickets to
get paid, and if not, I have to pay everybody
out of my pocket, and that's not pretty cool. So
there you go. Kill a Dwarfs. August twenty ninth, backstage
bar and billiards here in Beautiful Loss Vegas, Nevada. Fabulous,
I'm sorry, Fabulous, Las Vegas, Nevada, acting human at odds
and act tribute to East Freeley. And actually one of
those bands has Less Warner, the original drummer from the Colt,
and he's doing something fun. Told me all about it.
It's gonna be cool. So you can come to that
show and meet him too. Other news, other news, other news.
My LinkedIn got hacked. Yes, it got hacked, and and
I finally got it back. I got it back today
and I spent an hour updating all of my fucking
information because it got hacked and got changed to Sophia
Presley from Savannah, Georgia. Apparently she went to Ukraine. So
there's that. No fucking LinkedIn from marketing. I don't know
why I came to this goddamn thing anyways, So yeah,
I have my LinkedIn back. So if you're on the LinkedIn,
ad me. If you're on the Twitter, add me at
real Lizzy Presley. If you're on the Facebook, follow like
real Izzy Presley. If you're on the YouTube, it's also
real Izzy Presley. Subscribe because you get a lot of
fun content there and most importantly, you know the same
with the Instagram, you know, real Izzy Presley. I know
it's it's an interesting concept, but you can also go
to the Patreon and hear these shows ad free and
also here. I know it's an interesting concept in this
podcasting world, or you usually get one show a week
from your favorite podcaster. I'm not saying I'm your favorite podcaster,
but I'd like to think that I am, even though
i know I'm not. But you can give me multiple
times a week. I do fun shit on there too.
There's fun stuff. I mean, I'll drop a random cover
show in When me and my best friend in the world,
Mike Dawson from The Adam Carolla Show and the band
Mike Dawson and the Smoking Kills that I'm lucky enough
to be part of, we get together, we drink beers,
drinks some goddamn beers, and we listen to a classic
Casey case I mean they're all classic at this point,
and we drink beers and we talk about the songs
that we talk about Casey and the only rules are
when Casey talks, you shut up. So you can go
on on the Patreon to here those It's only five
dollars a month. I mean, you waste more money on
other stupid shit, but this one you're actually gonna get
entertainment out of, you know, I mean, this is one
cup of coffee at Starbucks and you're sipping on that
coffee that you just paid nineteen dollars for and you're like, oh,
this tastes like burnt hair. Gotta love Starbucks. So just
just get out of the Patreon dot com slash real
Lizzy Presley. If you have any birthdays coming up, any anniversaries,
you want to do something nice for that person? Cameo
slash Real Lizzy Presley. I can do a great cameo
for you. You want a character, I can do a character.
I can do anything you want. Oh you want Sasquatch,
I can do Sasquatch. You want luluzi Osmud, you can
do luluzi Osebone.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Dude, you want Sebastian, you want to sold go see Vallaston. Dude.
If you want Jim Florentine, I mean that, there's no
reason to do that. That's brew there's no reason to
do I know I don't sound exactly like Jim Florentine,
but it's just I like doing that. Once I start
I can't stop anyways. So now are oh yeah, other news,
other important news. As I take another sip of this
delicious natty light, I was coming home from working today
and I was worried because I remembered today is seven
July eleventh, and that date number is seven eleven, which
means that seven to eleven has free slurpees. And if
you saw my Instagram, if you saw my Facebook, you'll
see I squeaked out my free slurpy and I was
a happy faca. That's important news, folks. That is stuff
that you need to know. That is stuff that you
need to celebrate. That is stuff that you need to love.
Because slurpies. God damn unbelievable. Now, bacon, Bacon does not
make everything better. Oh yeah, And as I'm looking for
this tweet, actually I think the tweet was yesterday the
Channel five News here in Las Vegas. It's you know,
it's a morning show, so they try to be wacky
for all the housewives. One of the gals on there
was talking to the dude and he talked about how
he partied with his friends, and she said, and I quote, oh,
you went with the guys instead of having a vacation,
not vacation. Vacation Apparently that's another horrible word that we
do not need in this English language. That apparently that's
like going on vacation with your girlfriend or your better half,
your wife, what have you? Is it that just called
a fucking vacation. If you have a girlfriend, if you
have a wife, if you have a significant if you're
going out, if you're going on vacation with them, that
is called a fucking vacation. Can we stop this? Can
we stop talking like four year olds? My god? Yes,
I get it. I say gooder and that's gooder than some.
But for the love of Christ, Samwich Sando, Sammy, stop,
can we be adults again? I get it. Social media
has made us all young. We're all trying to be
young and hip. Talking like a twelve year old is
not making you hip. It sounds you, makes you sound
like you're a fucking idiot. Why can't people I blame
Rachel Ray. This is all Rachel Ray's fault. This is
all fucking Guy Fieri's fault. Al r I'm sorry, Guy
FIEDI gotta say it correctly. Mostly Rachel Ray. My god,
I used to when I was in my bar attending days.
You know, you work until you know, bars closed at
one or so, then they change it to two, work
until two, so then you're there till to thirty three o'clock.
You get home, you know, you have a couple of
beers because goddamn dress and goddamn beer, and you don't
get up until like noon. You watch Days of Our
Lives like an adult, like a man watching my stories,
and then you switch it to the Food Network. And
who's on at fucking one o'clock Rachel Ray And that
is not the voice you need to hear when you
are hungover. Thirty minute meals. It's a great idea, it's
a great concept for the show with somebody who does
not make you want to get stabby. Who's is somebody
who does not talk like they're four years old, giggling
after every fucking thing that she says? So dumb? Why
why why do we there's no reason for that? Why
do we need this? We don't need that. That's brutal,
there's no re I mean, give me somebody that's cooking.
Give me Emerald Yes, I know Emeralds at Bam. He
had his little funny stuff, but it wasn't annoying like that.
For the love of God, just make it fucking stop.
Vacation Why why do we need that in our life?
That is now in the is now in the name
of the show, vacations Bacon and basketball scams. No bacon
vacations and basketball basketball scams. There you go. Now, let
me find this tweet from the incomparable, the one and
only the aceman himself, Adam Carolla. I pull up his page.
What does it say, really? Is he Pressley? You aren't
verified yet? Get verified, just like Adam Corolla to stand
out and get boosted. Reply, reach my God. All right, Okay, okay, kay,
see all right? Sold out? Okay Adam? Uh Well, he
said this on the show, and this was the quote,
there's too much bacon on everything and we've got enough porn.
Two thoughts. I never thought. I think it would have
been sacrilegious to a sixteen year old Adam Corolla. Adam
is one right, there is too much bacon on everything.
He said it, and yes, I said it. And we've
got enough porn. I I can't agree more. By the way,
I have a basket full of porn DVDs. What do
you do with that? How do you get rid of them.
I don't need it, there's no reason to have it.
I don't watch them. I don't put in a DVD
when I just need two and a half minutes and
I just pull it up on the You porn on
the porn hub. I say, I seriously don't need that
much porn. What do you do? How do you get
rid of that much porn? You don't take the there's
not like a porn goodwill. There's not like you know,
a salvation a poor nation. Army. Places don't buy porn,
do they did? Do you do you take all your
porn to the porn store and they buy your porn?
Does that still happen? I don't think it did. They don't.
They don't sell used porn at the porn store. Do
they a good will of porn? That's good, that's a bit.
Write that. Write that one down now you maybe don't
want to use that one U sometime. Really, what do
you do with extra porn? How do you get how
do you get rid of it? Do you call somebody
and say, hey, kee, just I need something that I
need to take care of it? What do you need?
I have a whole lot of porn while you get
rid of your porn. I don't need it. Shit. I
barely even jerk off anymore. What's the point. How I
gotta figure out how to get rid of this porn
I just have. I have too much shit, And part
of that too much shit, is a crate full of porn,
all given to me, by the way, all free porn.
This free porn could be reporned. I could reporn the
free porn. But where for how? I don't know. We'll
have to figure that out. But the bacon, yes, Adam Corolla,
is one percent right. And I have been saying this
for a long time now, as a fat man, as
a food connoisseur, as a man who loves pig, fat
loves pork fat. Bacon is god damn delicious. But it
does not need to be on everything. Bacon does not
make everything better. I'll give you an example. Next time
you make mac and cheese frap, some bacon, chunk it up,
put it in there. You can no longer taste the
mac and cheese no matter how much bacon you pick in.
You know why, because all it does is taste like
bacon with not the consistency of bacon. We don't need
bacon pop or soda, depending on where you are in
this country. It's pop. It's always gonna be pop, even
though the name of it is bacon soda, so dumb.
There's no reason for that. Bacon is not a seasoning.
Bacon is a glorious treat. A random plate of bacon
is delicious bacon with your breakfast, delicious bacon on a cheeseburger,
delicious bacon on a chicken sandwich, delicious bacon on a
turkey sandwich, delicious bacon on tuna sandwich, Fucking outstanding bacon
in mac and cheese. There's no reason for that. Bacon
in your salad, depending on the salad. But we don't
need bacon on everything. There's no reason. And I know
a lot of you are sitting there with your fake
head blowing off. Is he what do you mean? Bacon
is on everything? Bacon should be on everything. You know,
it should not too much of one thing is too much.
The problem that we have in this country, that we
have in this world, but mostly in this country, because
we're spoiled, fucking rotten. We can get anything we want
at any time that we want, whether it's be on
your phone app, you hop in your car. I prefer
to hop in the car. I don't like using the
delivery apps, even though that is what I do to
try to get by, and the key word is try.
So thank you all my patreon folks. That's only five
dollars a month. If we get this Patreon up. I
need you to spread the word. I need you to
tell everybody to get help get that Patreon up. It's
only five dollars a month. It is real Izzy Presley
on the Patreon extra content ad free shows. So if
you're hearing the multiple ad breaks in this show, sorry
about it, you can get it five dollars a month,
not five dollars a show. Five dollars a month. And
this show is kind of an example of what I
do on the Patreon. I just crack a mic and
go I try to save this the real show for
you know, important stuff like interviews and dating tips from
porn stars and the upcoming Hall of Fame episode, which
just reminded me I should probably start working on that.
I can play that when I'm on the boat. Fucking brilliant.
It might be the best idea I've ever had. Stolen,
by the way, stolen.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I am not going to be the first podcast to
do a Hall of Fame episode, but I have ideas
it's gonna be fun. But yeah, we can do that
coming up. But yeah, you don't need to put fucking
bacon on everything. There's no there's no reason for that.
Enjoy your bacon, spread it out, cook with bacon fat.
That doesn't win it. Bacon fat is delicious, delicious to
cook with. You do a pork chop, you do a
steak and bacon fat. You just some chicken and bacon fat.
Oh yeah, oh oh. I like beef tello myself. It's
cleaner with the bacon fat. You get that smoky flavor.
I get it. I understand. There's no reason to throw
out your bacon fat. I mean, save it, cook with it.
But you don't need to put bacon on everything. You
don't need bacon in your bloody Marry. Can I just
go to goddamn bloody Mary. I don't need fourteen different
food items in my bloody Mary. Hell. I don't even
want the goddamn olives. Gross pickle. Yeah, I'm good, take
the pickle. Pickles are unbelievable. I don't need the bacon
in it. I mean, well, I eat the bacon, dull.
I mean, I'm fucking dumb. I'm not stupid. Bacon is unbelievable,
but it does not need to be on everything. Now,
we take a sip of beer, and I'm going to
pause because as I pause and take this sip of beer,
there's a good chance it's going to be an ad
break if you're not listening on the Patreon. Ah, God damn,
is that delicious? Now there is a problem. There is
a problem that I am fucking sick of. And I
know this is not only in Las Vegas. This is
it annoyed me in Los Angeles, and I'm sure it
goes on many other places in the country. And beyond
popular belief, beyond what you see and assume it is
a scam, it is the kids that stand in front
of the grocery. Sometimes they have boxes of candy, sometimes
they have do not who are trying to raise money
for their basketball team. Now, as somebody who is at
the grocery every single day, you know this is a
scam because they come out nearly every single day. Yeah,
we're trying to get our jerseys. Okay, you've been doing
this for three years, three hundred and fifty days out
of that three years, and you get kicked out and
then you just come back the fucking next day while
you're soliciting on private property. Two you're doing it without
a permit in front of a store that has to
have You have to have a permit and permission to
do so. Oh yeah, then when you're selling stuff, you
need a permit for that. You don't. You don't, you
don't have that. You're trying to get jerseys. Are we
talking fucking game Warden game worn eighty six, fucking Michael
Jordan jerseys? Or what are we looking at here? It's
a scam. They get dropped off, if they get kicked out,
they move to another store. The majority of these fellas
are are of the Negro or of the African American descent.
They look like they're of high school age, More than
likely they are not. I've heard stories about them getting
busted in the past, and records and gangs and all
this kind of stuff. That's not assuming. That's just stuff
that I've heard. Doesn't matter what color anybody is, it
is a scam. So if you just see this randomly,
I mean, you're not at the grocery every day like
I am. Oh, look at these, you know, the little
high school kids. You know there reason way for their
basketball team. It's a it's a it's a fucking scam.
It's a scam, and apparently it goes a lot deeper
than just a bunch of kids scamming money. Apparently there's
a hole, there's a whole racket.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: This is not run of the mill random kids selling
fucking candy in front of a grocery store. This is
a thing, and it's fraud. And I know I sound
like old man Presley. Goddamn it, get off my lun
goddamn kitsch. They're taking advantage of old people. Oh, get
the cute little kids. Give them money. The fucking scam.
It is not real, and it goes more deeper than
just a bunch of fucking kids collecting money. There are
people that send them out there to do this. There
are people making a lot of money off of this,
a lot of money, because it's not just in front
of one grocery store in Las Vegas. It is all
over the place. And I know you've seen them. It's
a scam. Don't fall for it. There's no reason to
fall for it. There's no reason. Everybody at the store,
everybody at all the stores that I go to know
about it. It's not just old white guy going goddamn
black kids, no nothing to fucking do with it. So stop,
it's a scam. Do not give these little fuckers money.
There's no reason. There's no reason for that. All Right,
there we go, there is your show. Let me hit
my outro music. Please fucking Ward, get up on that
fucking Patreon. Join the fun, join the group, interact with
the other the other loyal minions in the minding Dome.
It's only five dollars a long Patreon dot com. So
I feel is a present? What do I got? Coming
up on the Blue Cruise living out of Boston on
the twenty second of August. Then in November, for sure,
I will be hosting the Casablanca pre party for the
Kissed Tardfest here in Las Vegas, the unofficial pre party
that is Thursday night, November thirteenth at at the Dive Bar.
Then that weekend I'll be hosting and helping run the
Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show. So if you're coming to
Vegas for that Kiss Kiss Fun Day, Kiss Fun Weekend, Um,
come down, check out the Guitar Trade Guitar trade show too.
I mean, you're gonna be here, you might as well.
You might as well come down and check out some
guitars and then go back to, you know, the kiss world.
That'd be pretty cool. Anyways, Uh, we'll talk to you
next week. I'm busy, Presley. Don't forget why I lack
of talent. I make up for a cock