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Speaker 1: Hi, This is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.

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Speaker 2: Troy a sight, don't be a a oh man bab

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not once great champ, now sunny and mofishness no longer

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the factory hungry still wait right, so many times payful

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by a pathetic wash up age ax Champion.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's go. I think you know the guy,

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and I think you know what, pretty dear? WHOA? His

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name is he? Presley?

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Speaker 2: Press Presley? What's my name? Say my name, bitch, my

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good friend?

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Speaker 1: Is he Presley? Is he Presley? Is Presley Couch? Is

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he Presley?

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Speaker 2: WHOA?

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Speaker 1: That sounds a little weird? Is he President?

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Speaker 2: Is he Presley?

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Speaker 1: Is he Presley?

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Speaker 2: The heaviest, gurthiest rocky j around?

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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Jeffer you listen to iz? Is he Presley?

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Those aren't pillows? No, jeff lebar, those are not pillows.

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And it's party time. God, I haven't played that in

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a long time. Well, I mean, when I use the

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other intro, it's there, but I haven't hit that, and

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it's and like I said, not speaker. For the love

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of God, give me back my fucking live broadcasts. My god,

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so dumb you ruined it? You ruined my show. Okay,

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I ruined my show by laziness, but it is what

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it is. Hello, Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello my loyal minions.

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It is good to see you. It is always good

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to be seen. My name is is He Presley. I'm

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the host of the program. It's called another fing podcast.

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But you know that already because you just hit that

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play button. Huge shout out to the real loyal minions.

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The uh how do you?

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Speaker 2: How?

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Speaker 1: How do I say? The ones in the minion dumb,

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the ones in the Patreon that are getting this show

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ad free. You're probably listening to this on your app,

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on your uh whatever you listen to your podcasts on,

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and for some reason, it is not on. It's not

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on iHeart anymore. I don't know how much I actually

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did on iHeart, but it was there. I'm sure the

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old shows are still there. When I tried to switch

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to Podbean from Spreaker, it disconnected and now I can't

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get it back. Say with the YouTube, I can't put

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the straight audio up to the I have to make

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a video out of the audio and put it up

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up to YouTube by myself. I can't just share two

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YouTube anymore. It's so dumb, so dumb um, But good

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evening and it's good to see you. It is Friday night.

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It is nine twenty two pm here in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada,

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and very happy birthday to Jerry Finn Jerry Dwarf from

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Killer Dwarf. So I'm going to be seeing next month.

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I'm very very excited about that. So what I'm going

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to do right now is what I always do at

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the top of the show. In the worlds my close

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personal friends don't cal Streeve Allston got a crack one

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for the working man. A damn it, I love beer.

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Ah is he you're doing a show you don't have

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any guests? Well, it is what it is. It's called content.

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I was light on the shows on the Patreon this week.

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I apologize about that. Sometimes I just don't have anything

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to say, and I know I need to fix that.

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I think a lot of that can be called you know,

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I is he You're fucking lazy? But hey, it is

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what it is. We've covered this, We've had this discussion.

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But that's okay, that's okay. What are we gonna talk

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about tonight? Well, before we get into that, the title

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of the show is called bacon and basketball scams. But

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we're gonna get into all that. But I'm going to

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tell you right now, bacon does not, in fact make

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everything better. This is a discussion that has to be had,

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and it was brought up by the Great Adam Carolla

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on his Twitter today and I'm like, I agree, it's

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it's overdone. But we're gonna get into that. And I

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have I have, I have to vent about these fucking

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basketball scams. But before we get into that, I must

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tell you if you do not know this, and we

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will have Dunk and Russ from Killer Dwarfs on the

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show very very soon, maybe as early as next week,

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want to come on the show and talk about these

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American dates and catch up. And August twenty ninth the

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Las Vegas date. As many of you already know, I

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am opening. I am one of them. I am in

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one of the bands that is opening I should say,

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Backstage Bar and Billiard's August twenty ninth Friday. It's a Friday,

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It's eight pm. It is Killer Dwarfs headlining along with

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Acting Human at Odds and Act the Tribute to Ayce

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Freeley featuring myself. Hopefully Troy Patrick Ferrell. I should probably

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get an answer out of him. If he's able to

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do the show. He might have Gilby stuff out of

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the country. He'll be washing his hair out of the country.

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The Great Keith Robert war On guitar. He's the Vegas

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I keep talking about this, so yeah, this guy's coming on,

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this guy's coming on, this gal's coming on, this guy's

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coming on. But but no, I just have to just

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fucking deal with it, make it happen. Get required. Maybe

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maybe I take one day and get like three of

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them done. In that way, I have shows, I have

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interviews for three weeks, and then if anything pops up,

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I can add another one. I mean, it's it's not hard.

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I'm just fucking lazy. All I do is work, get

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me out of this madness. And Mike Campion also from

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All Last Kiss. He plays bass he plays the Gene part.

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was in Uh, Jean's Addiction. It's funny growing up in Minnesota,

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living in Minnesota, being in that fucking uh that area

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up there. Not saying fucking as it's bad, It's just

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it just came out. You hear about these bands, the

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Paul Stanley's, Jean's Addiction or you know, the Paul Stanley's.

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as Gene and all they do is Geene songs. Paul.

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All they do is Paul songs. Now, there's two people

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that live in Las Vegas who are friends with One

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one was in Jean's Addiction, and that what happens to

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play in my band, and uh, the guy from the

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Paul Stanleys might play in this band at some point too.

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We'll see doing Act. I had delusions of grandeur about

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doing a brand new band, doing the Izzey Presley Band

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Izzney Presley Show. But then I changed my mind because

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serve A says I have to go on a boat.

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I get on I leave for Boston August twenty. First,

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I look, there's just no time to write the songs,

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to have people learn songs they don't know, and then

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you know, not being able to rehearse other than once.

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And then I get off the boat on the twenty

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ninth butt crack early of dawn. I get on a

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plane and I come back to Vegas and I get

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off that plane, I should shower, shave, and I go

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to the gig, and I'm sure there'll be time for

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a nap. I hope there will be time for a nap.

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But so yeah, that's why I didn't do something outlandish,

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did do something weird. It's like, fuck, we know these songs,

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let's get together once. We'll touch them up and we'll

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come out well fucking rock. So if you're coming to

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Vegas for it, hit me up for the tickets. I'll

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shoot you in the right direction and make sure because

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we have to we have to sell some tickets to

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get paid, and if not, I have to pay everybody

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out of my pocket, and that's not pretty cool. So

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there you go. Kill a Dwarfs. August twenty ninth, backstage

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bar and billiards here in Beautiful Loss Vegas, Nevada. Fabulous,

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I'm sorry, Fabulous, Las Vegas, Nevada, acting human at odds

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and act tribute to East Freeley. And actually one of

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those bands has Less Warner, the original drummer from the Colt,

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and he's doing something fun. Told me all about it.

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It's gonna be cool. So you can come to that

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show and meet him too. Other news, other news, other news.

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My LinkedIn got hacked. Yes, it got hacked, and and

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I finally got it back. I got it back today

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and I spent an hour updating all of my fucking

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information because it got hacked and got changed to Sophia

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Presley from Savannah, Georgia. Apparently she went to Ukraine. So

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there's that. No fucking LinkedIn from marketing. I don't know

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why I came to this goddamn thing anyways, So yeah,

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I have my LinkedIn back. So if you're on the LinkedIn,

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ad me. If you're on the Twitter, add me at

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real Lizzy Presley. If you're on the Facebook, follow like

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real Izzy Presley. If you're on the YouTube, it's also

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real Izzy Presley. Subscribe because you get a lot of

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fun content there and most importantly, you know the same

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with the Instagram, you know, real Izzy Presley. I know

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it's it's an interesting concept, but you can also go

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to the Patreon and hear these shows ad free and

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also here. I know it's an interesting concept in this

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podcasting world, or you usually get one show a week

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from your favorite podcaster. I'm not saying I'm your favorite podcaster,

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but I'd like to think that I am, even though

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i know I'm not. But you can give me multiple

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times a week. I do fun shit on there too.

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show in When me and my best friend in the world,

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to be part of, we get together, we drink beers,

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drinks some goddamn beers, and we listen to a classic

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and we drink beers and we talk about the songs

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that we talk about Casey and the only rules are

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when Casey talks, you shut up. So you can go

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on on the Patreon to here those It's only five

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dollars a month. I mean, you waste more money on

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other stupid shit, but this one you're actually gonna get

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entertainment out of, you know, I mean, this is one

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cup of coffee at Starbucks and you're sipping on that

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coffee that you just paid nineteen dollars for and you're like, oh,

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this tastes like burnt hair. Gotta love Starbucks. So just

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just get out of the Patreon dot com slash real

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Lizzy Presley. If you have any birthdays coming up, any anniversaries,

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you want to do something nice for that person? Cameo

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for you. You want a character, I can do a character.

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I can do anything you want. Oh you want Sasquatch,

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I can do Sasquatch. You want luluzi Osmud, you can

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do luluzi Osebone.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you want Sebastian, you want to sold go see Vallaston. Dude.

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If you want Jim Florentine, I mean that, there's no

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reason to do that. That's brew there's no reason to

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do I know I don't sound exactly like Jim Florentine,

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but it's just I like doing that. Once I start

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I can't stop anyways. So now are oh yeah, other news,

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other important news. As I take another sip of this

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delicious natty light, I was coming home from working today

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and I was worried because I remembered today is seven

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July eleventh, and that date number is seven eleven, which

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means that seven to eleven has free slurpees. And if

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you saw my Instagram, if you saw my Facebook, you'll

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see I squeaked out my free slurpy and I was

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a happy faca. That's important news, folks. That is stuff

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that you need to know. That is stuff that you

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need to celebrate. That is stuff that you need to love.

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Because slurpies. God damn unbelievable. Now, bacon, Bacon does not

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make everything better. Oh yeah, And as I'm looking for

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this tweet, actually I think the tweet was yesterday the

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Channel five News here in Las Vegas. It's you know,

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it's a morning show, so they try to be wacky

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for all the housewives. One of the gals on there

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was talking to the dude and he talked about how

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he partied with his friends, and she said, and I quote, oh,

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you went with the guys instead of having a vacation,

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not vacation. Vacation Apparently that's another horrible word that we

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like going on vacation with your girlfriend or your better half,

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a fucking vacation. If you have a girlfriend, if you

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have a wife, if you have a significant if you're

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going out, if you're going on vacation with them, that

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is called a fucking vacation. Can we stop this? Can

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we stop talking like four year olds? My god? Yes,

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I get it. I say gooder and that's gooder than some.

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But for the love of Christ, Samwich Sando, Sammy, stop,

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can we be adults again? I get it. Social media

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has made us all young. We're all trying to be

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young and hip. Talking like a twelve year old is

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not making you hip. It sounds you, makes you sound

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like you're a fucking idiot. Why can't people I blame

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Rachel Ray. This is all Rachel Ray's fault. This is

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all fucking Guy Fieri's fault. Al r I'm sorry, Guy

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FIEDI gotta say it correctly. Mostly Rachel Ray. My god,

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I used to when I was in my bar attending days.

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You know, you work until you know, bars closed at

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one or so, then they change it to two, work

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until two, so then you're there till to thirty three o'clock.

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You get home, you know, you have a couple of

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beers because goddamn dress and goddamn beer, and you don't

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get up until like noon. You watch Days of Our

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Lives like an adult, like a man watching my stories,

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and then you switch it to the Food Network. And

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who's on at fucking one o'clock Rachel Ray And that

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is not the voice you need to hear when you

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are hungover. Thirty minute meals. It's a great idea, it's

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a great concept for the show with somebody who does

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not make you want to get stabby. Who's is somebody

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who does not talk like they're four years old, giggling

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after every fucking thing that she says? So dumb? Why

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why why do we there's no reason for that? Why

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do we need this? We don't need that. That's brutal,

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there's no re I mean, give me somebody that's cooking.

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Give me Emerald Yes, I know Emeralds at Bam. He

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had his little funny stuff, but it wasn't annoying like that.

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For the love of God, just make it fucking stop.

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Vacation Why why do we need that in our life?

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That is now in the is now in the name

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of the show, vacations Bacon and basketball scams. No bacon

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vacations and basketball basketball scams. There you go. Now, let

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me find this tweet from the incomparable, the one and

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only the aceman himself, Adam Carolla. I pull up his page.

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What does it say, really? Is he Pressley? You aren't

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verified yet? Get verified, just like Adam Corolla to stand

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out and get boosted. Reply, reach my God. All right, Okay, okay, kay,

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see all right? Sold out? Okay Adam? Uh Well, he

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said this on the show, and this was the quote,

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there's too much bacon on everything and we've got enough porn.

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Two thoughts. I never thought. I think it would have

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been sacrilegious to a sixteen year old Adam Corolla. Adam

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is one right, there is too much bacon on everything.

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He said it, and yes, I said it. And we've

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got enough porn. I I can't agree more. By the way,

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I have a basket full of porn DVDs. What do

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you do with that? How do you get rid of them.

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I don't need it, there's no reason to have it.

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I don't watch them. I don't put in a DVD

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when I just need two and a half minutes and

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I just pull it up on the You porn on

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the porn hub. I say, I seriously don't need that

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much porn. What do you do? How do you get

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rid of that much porn? You don't take the there's

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not like a porn goodwill. There's not like you know,

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a salvation a poor nation. Army. Places don't buy porn,

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do they did? Do you do you take all your

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porn to the porn store and they buy your porn?

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Does that still happen? I don't think it did. They don't.

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They don't sell used porn at the porn store. Do

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they a good will of porn? That's good, that's a bit.

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Write that. Write that one down now you maybe don't

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want to use that one U sometime. Really, what do

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you do with extra porn? How do you get how

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do you get rid of it? Do you call somebody

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and say, hey, kee, just I need something that I

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need to take care of it? What do you need?

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I have a whole lot of porn while you get

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rid of your porn. I don't need it. Shit. I

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barely even jerk off anymore. What's the point. How I

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gotta figure out how to get rid of this porn

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I just have. I have too much shit, And part

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of that too much shit, is a crate full of porn,

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all given to me, by the way, all free porn.

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This free porn could be reporned. I could reporn the

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free porn. But where for how? I don't know. We'll

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have to figure that out. But the bacon, yes, Adam Corolla,

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is one percent right. And I have been saying this

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for a long time now, as a fat man, as

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a food connoisseur, as a man who loves pig, fat

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loves pork fat. Bacon is god damn delicious. But it

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does not need to be on everything. Bacon does not

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make everything better. I'll give you an example. Next time

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you make mac and cheese frap, some bacon, chunk it up,

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put it in there. You can no longer taste the

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mac and cheese no matter how much bacon you pick in.

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You know why, because all it does is taste like

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bacon with not the consistency of bacon. We don't need

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bacon pop or soda, depending on where you are in

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this country. It's pop. It's always gonna be pop, even

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though the name of it is bacon soda, so dumb.

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There's no reason for that. Bacon is not a seasoning.

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Bacon is a glorious treat. A random plate of bacon

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is delicious bacon with your breakfast, delicious bacon on a cheeseburger,

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delicious bacon on a chicken sandwich, delicious bacon on a

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turkey sandwich, delicious bacon on tuna sandwich, Fucking outstanding bacon

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in mac and cheese. There's no reason for that. Bacon

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in your salad, depending on the salad. But we don't

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need bacon on everything. There's no reason. And I know

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a lot of you are sitting there with your fake

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head blowing off. Is he what do you mean? Bacon

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is on everything? Bacon should be on everything. You know,

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it should not too much of one thing is too much.

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The problem that we have in this country, that we

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have in this world, but mostly in this country, because

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we're spoiled, fucking rotten. We can get anything we want

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at any time that we want, whether it's be on

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your phone app, you hop in your car. I prefer

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to hop in the car. I don't like using the

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delivery apps, even though that is what I do to

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try to get by, and the key word is try.

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So thank you all my patreon folks. That's only five

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dollars a month. If we get this Patreon up. I

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need you to spread the word. I need you to

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tell everybody to get help get that Patreon up. It's

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only five dollars a month. It is real Izzy Presley

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on the Patreon extra content ad free shows. So if

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you're hearing the multiple ad breaks in this show, sorry

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about it, you can get it five dollars a month,

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not five dollars a show. Five dollars a month. And

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this show is kind of an example of what I

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do on the Patreon. I just crack a mic and

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go I try to save this the real show for

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you know, important stuff like interviews and dating tips from

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porn stars and the upcoming Hall of Fame episode, which

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just reminded me I should probably start working on that.

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I can play that when I'm on the boat. Fucking brilliant.

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It might be the best idea I've ever had. Stolen,

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by the way, stolen.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I am not going to be the first podcast to

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do a Hall of Fame episode, but I have ideas

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it's gonna be fun. But yeah, we can do that

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coming up. But yeah, you don't need to put fucking

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bacon on everything. There's no there's no reason for that.

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Enjoy your bacon, spread it out, cook with bacon fat.

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That doesn't win it. Bacon fat is delicious, delicious to

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cook with. You do a pork chop, you do a

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steak and bacon fat. You just some chicken and bacon fat.

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Oh yeah, oh oh. I like beef tello myself. It's

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cleaner with the bacon fat. You get that smoky flavor.

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I get it. I understand. There's no reason to throw

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out your bacon fat. I mean, save it, cook with it.

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But you don't need to put bacon on everything. You

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don't need bacon in your bloody Marry. Can I just

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go to goddamn bloody Mary. I don't need fourteen different

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food items in my bloody Mary. Hell. I don't even

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want the goddamn olives. Gross pickle. Yeah, I'm good, take

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the pickle. Pickles are unbelievable. I don't need the bacon

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in it. I mean, well, I eat the bacon, dull.

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I mean, I'm fucking dumb. I'm not stupid. Bacon is unbelievable,

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but it does not need to be on everything. Now,

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we take a sip of beer, and I'm going to

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pause because as I pause and take this sip of beer,

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there's a good chance it's going to be an ad

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break if you're not listening on the Patreon. Ah, God damn,

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is that delicious? Now there is a problem. There is

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a problem that I am fucking sick of. And I

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know this is not only in Las Vegas. This is

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it annoyed me in Los Angeles, and I'm sure it

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goes on many other places in the country. And beyond

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popular belief, beyond what you see and assume it is

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a scam, it is the kids that stand in front

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of the grocery. Sometimes they have boxes of candy, sometimes

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they have do not who are trying to raise money

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for their basketball team. Now, as somebody who is at

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the grocery every single day, you know this is a

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scam because they come out nearly every single day. Yeah,

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we're trying to get our jerseys. Okay, you've been doing

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this for three years, three hundred and fifty days out

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of that three years, and you get kicked out and

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then you just come back the fucking next day while

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you're soliciting on private property. Two you're doing it without

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a permit in front of a store that has to

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have You have to have a permit and permission to

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do so. Oh yeah, then when you're selling stuff, you

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need a permit for that. You don't. You don't, you

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don't have that. You're trying to get jerseys. Are we

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talking fucking game Warden game worn eighty six, fucking Michael

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Jordan jerseys? Or what are we looking at here? It's

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a scam. They get dropped off, if they get kicked out,

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they move to another store. The majority of these fellas

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are are of the Negro or of the African American descent.

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They look like they're of high school age, More than

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likely they are not. I've heard stories about them getting

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busted in the past, and records and gangs and all

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this kind of stuff. That's not assuming. That's just stuff

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that I've heard. Doesn't matter what color anybody is, it

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is a scam. So if you just see this randomly,

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I mean, you're not at the grocery every day like

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I am. Oh, look at these, you know, the little

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high school kids. You know there reason way for their

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basketball team. It's a it's a it's a fucking scam.

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It's a scam, and apparently it goes a lot deeper

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than just a bunch of kids scamming money. Apparently there's

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a hole, there's a whole racket.

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Speaker 2: This is.

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Speaker 1: This is not run of the mill random kids selling

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fucking candy in front of a grocery store. This is

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a thing, and it's fraud. And I know I sound

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like old man Presley. Goddamn it, get off my lun

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goddamn kitsch. They're taking advantage of old people. Oh, get

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the cute little kids. Give them money. The fucking scam.

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It is not real, and it goes more deeper than

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just a bunch of fucking kids collecting money. There are

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people that send them out there to do this. There

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are people making a lot of money off of this,

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a lot of money, because it's not just in front

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of one grocery store in Las Vegas. It is all

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over the place. And I know you've seen them. It's

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a scam. Don't fall for it. There's no reason to

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fall for it. There's no reason. Everybody at the store,

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everybody at all the stores that I go to know

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about it. It's not just old white guy going goddamn

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black kids, no nothing to fucking do with it. So stop,

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it's a scam. Do not give these little fuckers money.

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There's no reason. There's no reason for that. All Right,

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there we go, there is your show. Let me hit

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my outro music. Please fucking Ward, get up on that

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fucking Patreon. Join the fun, join the group, interact with

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the other the other loyal minions in the minding Dome.

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It's only five dollars a long Patreon dot com. So

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I feel is a present? What do I got? Coming

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up on the Blue Cruise living out of Boston on

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the twenty second of August. Then in November, for sure,

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I will be hosting the Casablanca pre party for the

469
00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:58,239
Kissed Tardfest here in Las Vegas, the unofficial pre party

470
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:06,000
that is Thursday night, November thirteenth at at the Dive Bar.

471
00:35:06,159 --> 00:35:09,880
Then that weekend I'll be hosting and helping run the

472
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,719
Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show. So if you're coming to

473
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:18,039
Vegas for that Kiss Kiss Fun Day, Kiss Fun Weekend, Um,

474
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:21,840
come down, check out the Guitar Trade Guitar trade show too.

475
00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:24,760
I mean, you're gonna be here, you might as well.

476
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,039
You might as well come down and check out some

477
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:28,719
guitars and then go back to, you know, the kiss world.

478
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,679
That'd be pretty cool. Anyways, Uh, we'll talk to you

479
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,519
next week. I'm busy, Presley. Don't forget why I lack

480
00:35:37,559 --> 00:35:38,800
of talent. I make up for a cock