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<v Speaker 1>Welcome everybody to Rose Pricks. This is Cecily Nobler.

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<v Speaker 2>You know who.

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<v Speaker 1>This is here with Stephanie Wilder Taylor who. That is

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<v Speaker 1>what what we're doing. We're doing our my show. We

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<v Speaker 1>all we get a show. Sometimes it's like it's one

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<v Speaker 1>for Stephanie, one for me. Like Stephanie likes what do

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<v Speaker 1>I like? I like the Robby Show. She wants to

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<v Speaker 1>do the Cosby Show, and I'm like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>people are going to be why.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how people are going to follow along.

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<v Speaker 3>I was with us so happy that bummed when they

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<v Speaker 3>were like, we're not going to show Cosby's show reruns anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, wait, why, how are we going to

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<v Speaker 3>recap it? I'm like, look, let me help. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>Cockroach copied some homework off the FIO.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's pretty much it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wood Camille, Oh, Camille, wife Blair.

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<v Speaker 2>Camille's is real life with.

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<v Speaker 3>The fedection, the holding of Blair, of the routing and

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<v Speaker 3>the factsing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, that is all I can say is well Cosby

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<v Speaker 1>and it's the same exact thing every single time. But

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<v Speaker 1>point being, Stephanie really want to recap the Cosme show

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, ugh, I don't think it's the time

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<v Speaker 1>for that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's and just like that is where it's at.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's where we are.

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<v Speaker 3>They're both Listen, we can agree that they're both. They

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<v Speaker 3>both have their own cultural significance.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, let's do some macros. Let's get into

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<v Speaker 1>this because this is the premiere. We're right here with it.

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<v Speaker 1>It just happened. I saw it a couple a week ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You saw it a while yeah, I got to see

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<v Speaker 1>it early. So I'm kind of like not understanding a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my notes. So I'm not sure how great

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be here, but but I do have them.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me do you want to do? Why don't you

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<v Speaker 2>do a macro? First? Uh, you're not gonna love my macro.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's okay, let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here's my macro. I don't I didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have fun making fun of it. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>so fucking corny. Was it always this corny?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Was everybody always just making puns to each other?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>The only one that's funny is Miranda. I like the storyline,

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<v Speaker 3>which we'll get to. I liked like she's actually being

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<v Speaker 3>funny and making fun of stuff that's real stuff to

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<v Speaker 3>make fun of.

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<v Speaker 2>The rest of it's all. So yeah, Carrie, here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 2>is what I'm gonna say this.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like Carrie and Aiden like belong together at

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<v Speaker 3>this point, like they're both basic and corny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna, well, I'm not gonna okay, I'm gonna push

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<v Speaker 1>back because Aiden doesn't belong with anyone on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Aiden should I can't. I mean that is all right.

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<v Speaker 1>First Macro that you guys maybe don't know. Although I

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<v Speaker 1>did plug this a couple of times, I am loving it.

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<v Speaker 1>I am the first episode is the worst that I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen yet of not of the whole not of the

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<v Speaker 1>whole series, but just of this of season three of

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<v Speaker 1>been just like that. So this is definitely the worst one.

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<v Speaker 1>But I I, like I said, I think they fixed

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<v Speaker 1>so many things. They listened to so many of our complaints,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, Okay, it's like they got rid of

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<v Speaker 1>they They must have not only fired the writing staff,

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<v Speaker 1>like I think that they put them on they like

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<v Speaker 1>Share Shelley Miscabbage them. They are like undercover somewhere on

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<v Speaker 1>an island, not allowed to talk to anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>That we're missing somebody from season two. You're not letting me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're letting me get away with saying they Shelley miscabbage

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<v Speaker 1>them because I thought that was really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with you on that. Yeah, I mean they are gone.

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<v Speaker 1>They are gone without a trace, I think, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>a whole different vibe. Yes, say has gone Big Macro

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<v Speaker 1>note like and as though, and let me tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you one spoiler. I'm six episodes in.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no mention of her them. There's no mention

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<v Speaker 1>of them. There has not like Chae never happened, which

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<v Speaker 1>is amazing to me because remember remember when the when

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<v Speaker 1>Stamford passed away, when the gentleman who played him died,

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<v Speaker 1>so they didn't really know what to do because they'd

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<v Speaker 1>already killed off Big. So okay, I guess we have

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<v Speaker 1>to just like he's going to just leave a note

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<v Speaker 1>for Anthony and move to Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>And then not only was that the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>Idea ever for any writer's room to ever happen, but they.

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<v Speaker 2>Kept bringing it up. They could have just said that once.

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<v Speaker 1>And go okay, let's just like let that die because

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<v Speaker 1>that was just a really bad choice. And now let's

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<v Speaker 1>just like move on, but no, they brought it up

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. However, Shay was a like full time

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<v Speaker 1>cast member for two seasons and like moved to la

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<v Speaker 1>for like their big break, and we just no conton,

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<v Speaker 1>no no questions, no notes.

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<v Speaker 2>Y Yeah, that is very strange. It's insane. Now I

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<v Speaker 2>want to say something positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Opening scene, they're playing yeas, they're playing only You by

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<v Speaker 1>yaz and so how are you not already like, oh

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<v Speaker 3>In Well that was the first thing that I really liked.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, ohow Alison, mm hmm is so great.

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<v Speaker 3>I love her same same, all right, we can agree

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<v Speaker 3>on that. So it starts right away. I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's really cool, except that then I start really cool problems.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, one of the problems is that Carrie is now

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<v Speaker 1>writing a postcard. They're writing each other postcards that they

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<v Speaker 1>don't write anything on. They just send post silent postcards.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Aiden, did I say, Aidan? I may have said

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<v Speaker 1>something else. Aiden Last. At the end of Remember Last,

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<v Speaker 1>Just for those who don't remember, his son Wyatt, who

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<v Speaker 1>is a nightmare. Another spoiler, a Nightmare crashed the truck

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<v Speaker 1>into a field on mushrooms nobody got hurt. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>in a field. Nothing really unless you rolled the truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it really wasn't that big of a deal.

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<v Speaker 2>He did. He's like feeded mushrooms. Aiden went insane and

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, I gotta be there, Carrie. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't talk to you for five years. So he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't just say like we should just break up for

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<v Speaker 1>five years. He said, we cannot really speak for five years.

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<v Speaker 1>I really need to focus on my family. So therefore

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<v Speaker 1>they write silent postcards. What, yeah, why, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know, and I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it either, and I think it's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's trying too hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's trying way too hard, because remember that's Carrie's thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh, she just sold fashion. Remember she was

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<v Speaker 2>the last one to get on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd have AOL, she'd send aid and she had to

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<v Speaker 1>get help sending an email. And Samantha's like, oh, everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>on the net, if for nothing else for the porn.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a whole episode, Oh okay, And then she

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<v Speaker 1>said that Samantha said that, like this is probably season

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<v Speaker 1>two of Sex and the City. Oh, and then Charlotte

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<v Speaker 1>was just like or maybe season three four whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Charlotte.

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<v Speaker 2>Was just like, stop sending me that porn.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just written like these giant cartoon characters right when

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<v Speaker 1>they always have been.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, I guess I remember. I remembered it a

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<v Speaker 3>just get so it that kind of writing feels lazy

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Carrie and Miranda were always written pretty well. We

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<v Speaker 2>always kind of enjoyed them because, you know, give Sarah

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<v Speaker 2>Jusca Parker back then, she really played it in a

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<v Speaker 2>way that we could kind of relate to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Same with I guess Cynthia Nixon. But now Carrie as

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<v Speaker 1>played by Sarah Jesska Parker, it's like she forgot who

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<v Speaker 1>Carrie was completely. Now she's just Sarah, really really wealthy

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah in a really expensive townhouse that she.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't really earn, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's I really think they lost the thread so

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<v Speaker 1>much by like she marries Big and then he dies

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<v Speaker 1>and then now she's just really rich.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's just not fun at all, Like the character's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun in Rod just rang a bell, did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>that you rang a bell, like you went into the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen and then like hit his water bowl. But it

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<v Speaker 1>was like bing, oh, I don't know what to do

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<v Speaker 1>with that. I'n't to go answer that. But never had

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, she's not fun at all, and she's playing

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<v Speaker 2>so old and she's she's honestly reading like seventy to me, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I don't really see that. I just see

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean like her like it looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Wise, her mannerisms and just the way she's just so

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<v Speaker 1>frat yeah, a little bit, but also just like the

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<v Speaker 1>way she's conducting herself. She's just so old and rich,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like she completely forgot who she was. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>else is kind of well, we don't know where Samantha's,

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<v Speaker 1>but everybody else is kind of who they were annoying

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<v Speaker 1>in their own way, but like Carrie is, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>trace of her seemingly yeah, and I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>So she goes she goes to have drinks with Miranda

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<v Speaker 1>and Charlotte at a lesbian bar, and I'm with you

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<v Speaker 1>on this. I'm loving Miranda. She's back, she's dyed her

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<v Speaker 1>hair red again. She was like, yeah, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I want to have white hair just yet. She looks amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's being kind of cute. She's being funny, she's

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<v Speaker 1>being funny. She's like, she is being like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>her old self. Yeah, they kept her sober, Yes they did.

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<v Speaker 1>We were worried about that because they were kind of drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>But she notes that she's drinking a mocktail.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, she says, She's like, yeah, I ran up.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just been standing here and I ran up a

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<v Speaker 3>thirty seven dollars tab on mocktails.

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<v Speaker 2>But she can just pull any pussy in this in

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<v Speaker 2>this bar, she can't. She sees a wage.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like that waitress is staring at you, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>she is, okay, I gotta all right. So before they

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<v Speaker 1>even get to that, they have the conversation about how

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<v Speaker 1>Aiden they're sending the blank postcards, and everyone's like why.

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<v Speaker 1>Even even Charlotte, who's like a romantic, is like what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't wait to see what becomes of this,

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<v Speaker 3>because it really is like the Aiden shit is really annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm going to say something that I've said.

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<v Speaker 1>All these years on when I've talked about sex and the

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<v Speaker 1>city to whoever would listen. I've argued with friends about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I always was like, Aiden was never like what, he's

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<v Speaker 1>the nice one? How can you not want?

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you he's not. He really is a nightmare

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<v Speaker 1>and sort of always has been. And I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because he wears like Patuli and turquoise does not

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<v Speaker 1>make him like the nice guy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it makes him worse. Yeah, kinda, because he's like

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<v Speaker 2>a little like mad at women. He's got some stuff

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say this and we'll see if it ends

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<v Speaker 3>up being true.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I could.

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<v Speaker 3>Completely see Aiden being like, listen, I don't I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>saying I love Joe Rogan. I'm just saying some of

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<v Speaker 3>this stuff he says makes sense, and like he has

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<v Speaker 3>guests on that like look at things from both sides.

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<v Speaker 2>That's interesting. I don't see that with him, but I

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<v Speaker 2>like that version. I like what you're painting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather him just be that and just so we

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>So Miranda they're staring at this waitress whatever, and she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>She's way too young. She's too young.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's staring a waitress at that Oh yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>way it's a different person. I'm sorry, it's a different woman.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, oh, I don't know. So they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you got to go pull this pussy. Like

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<v Speaker 1>they don't say that, but that's what they want to say.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they're like, we're gonna go. Yeah, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go get that young pussy, Go get that little

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<v Speaker 1>tiny So it turns out it was a great Brady's

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, oh yeah, I knew that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm a lesbian now. Yeah see this part. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like every scene with Miranda was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She's like, uh yeah, elephant in the room. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a lesbian. Now. I've totally told you the story.

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<v Speaker 1>This is crazy, but I can relate to this because

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<v Speaker 1>so at the Gralph's grocery that I go to, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you about this. There's this really there was this

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<v Speaker 1>cute guy that worked to the deli. He's not there anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>But for years, like two years, this really cute guy

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<v Speaker 1>always we always sort of had this bond. You'd always

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I like cowboys hat. But we flirted. It

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<v Speaker 1>was real. I'm not making up, but it was like real.

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<v Speaker 1>And then but I was thinking he was real. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what he thought, but I'm like, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>flirtation here with this guy. And then one day I

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<v Speaker 2>And we were.

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<v Speaker 1>Always both like my day sucks, you know, we were honest.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one day I was like, how's your day

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like it's my birthday? Like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>What He's like big two eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're twenty eight, you'rey.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not know the difference of age. I cannot tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, if you're fourteen or eighty, I cannot tell.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've been Miranda in this moment of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, oh, okay, you're twenty eight. Oops oopsies. So

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<v Speaker 1>she feels bummed.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was also just funny, just the way she

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<v Speaker 3>a funny way.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the program.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, the girl goes, I'm gonna go grab a

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<v Speaker 3>drink and she goes, I'm I'm sober in the program.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just having a mocktail. And the girl's like, okay, cool, okay, Sia. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So then is this where we go over to what's

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<v Speaker 1>her face? We're going back and forth, go go back

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<v Speaker 1>to the bar in a second. But I can remember with.

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<v Speaker 3>She's explaining to Miranda mm hmm. And maybe Charlotte did

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<v Speaker 3>she had a price card from Aiden.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I had already passed all that. Yeah, I remember

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<v Speaker 1>they talked about it even at the bar. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so now we're with Seema Samantha two points.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's who's by the way, I didn't get to Seema

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<v Speaker 1>and never corrected it. I later when she said her name,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like, we'll just call her Nia.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember, We'll just call her whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, but yeah, so Nia, what I know? But there

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<v Speaker 3>was at Nia, remember what? Yes, there was Nia from

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<v Speaker 3>the last from last season of this show.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're not thinking of Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a Lisa, and there was a Nia who

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<v Speaker 3>was Nia. She was the other black woman on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>They had another black cast member. And now she's just

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<v Speaker 3>gone with no explanation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, isn't that the one that was was that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the one that was single. Remember there's one that

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<v Speaker 3>was married and there's one that was single.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah. They just that she didn't get her

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<v Speaker 2>contract renewed. Yep, that is so weird. That's okay, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's Sema and she's got her weird Now this

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you is so poorly written, like the weird

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<v Speaker 1>director just taking a drag off a cigarette. Oh, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got to get the shot that guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this storyline was stupid, so bad, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>surprise you. The one that I found really annoying was

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<v Speaker 3>Sema in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Later you're gonna like her. She is going to pick

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<v Speaker 1>it up for you. But in this moment, she's getting

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<v Speaker 1>herself a.

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<v Speaker 3>Storyline in this episode I did not. I was not

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<v Speaker 3>for her.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she's getting her boobs out because she's going to

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<v Speaker 1>do a FaceTime with her director, her London director guy

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<v Speaker 1>who's filming.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, who's already been an asshole to her many times.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think he's an asshole. I think he's

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<v Speaker 1>just it's so poorly written. He's just like, I'm busy, darling,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to get the shot.

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<v Speaker 3>But they had so many things where she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a red flag. Remember she had to keep do

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<v Speaker 3>you remember last season?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, talking to.

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<v Speaker 3>Him about what he was doing wrong, and like it's like, girl,

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<v Speaker 3>he's not for you, leave him alone, let him live.

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<v Speaker 1>So then she's like, so his assistant pops on the

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<v Speaker 1>FaceTime and he's like sorry, So that she's like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's all pissed off. And then can we just skip

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<v Speaker 1>to where she burns her she burns her hair off?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she goes to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yah, she goes to sleep because she's frustrated smoking a cigarette.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. And then and then they cut two.

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<v Speaker 3>Which I just thought was so cheesy, fired apart at

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<v Speaker 3>her house and the fire guy's like, uh, hey Missy, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>you're lucky your whole house didn't like burn down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, lucky. She's just Samantha. She's like lucky. Uh look

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<v Speaker 2>at my hair? Oh my god? What show is this?

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<v Speaker 2>What that was bad? It gets better? I promise you

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<v Speaker 2>it gets better.

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<v Speaker 1>Because then just in this moment, this is when I

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<v Speaker 1>texted you, I was like, I don't want to spoil anything,

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<v Speaker 1>but look, so we go back to Miranda. Now there's

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<v Speaker 1>a kind of a different lady, who, of course because

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<v Speaker 1>of my facebline is I do not recognize at first.

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<v Speaker 3>But she's in a bar and we need to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody says, somebody's so she's closing down this bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with her mocktails, which is weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody's on the phone with their friend and they're like, uh, nothing,

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<v Speaker 3>but Randa's left in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Bar, and why is she closing down the bar by

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<v Speaker 1>herself a mocktails?

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<v Speaker 2>So why is she acting so desperate?

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<v Speaker 1>So let me set this, Let me set the stage

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<v Speaker 1>for you. We're in the writer's room, right and they're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>never speak of Chay again. We're never going to make

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<v Speaker 1>a mistake like that. We're fixing our wrongs. Who do

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<v Speaker 1>we got? Who should we get?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? That could be perfect for Miranda for the premiere episode.

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<v Speaker 1>So different than yeah, and that everybody loves in the

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<v Speaker 1>world and there's not controversial at all. Everybody's like a

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<v Speaker 1>huge fan. She will not be annoying in any way.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it, Rosie O'Donnell.

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<v Speaker 3>And what was the response in the where they all

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<v Speaker 3>just like, oh my god, you are a fucking genius.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a genius. That's who can we get her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see if we can get her. Let's get Rosie

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<v Speaker 1>on the line. They call them, They're like, hey, we're

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<v Speaker 1>calling from and just like that, we want you to

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<v Speaker 1>play Miranda's leedge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, Like you don't even want to know the money problem,

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<v Speaker 2>You don't even you don't want us to send a

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<v Speaker 2>contract to your agent or anything. She's like, nope, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>do it. She does look really good though, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually look good. Oh my god, the acting was so

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<v Speaker 3>god awful. I know you were. They like, here's why,

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<v Speaker 3>here's why. She was like, yeah, don't worry about sending

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<v Speaker 3>a contract because she was like, you want to see

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<v Speaker 3>me out dish And they said, no, we're good, we

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<v Speaker 3>get we get we get it.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like great, don't ask questions. Also, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they make her for no reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you find out do we find out she's

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<v Speaker 1>a nun here from can They say she's Canadian, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from Canada, like Winnipeg with the strongest Boston accent,

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<v Speaker 1>Like why not just make her from Boston. It's rosy

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<v Speaker 1>fucking O'Donnell I know and do anything else, like she's

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<v Speaker 1>not Winnipeg.

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<v Speaker 3>Nuns in Boston would have been perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like there's you know that was her thing. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really tired of being in like a Boston chick.

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<v Speaker 1>I think here's why.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they wanted to make all these New York

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<v Speaker 3>jokes which they're going to So she has to be

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<v Speaker 3>she can't be from Boston good points and wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 3>that touristy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then make her from massive, make her a masshole,

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<v Speaker 2>make her from somewhere like way in the Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it doesn't make any sense. There's no reason for that.

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<v Speaker 1>So then like she's at first like let's get out

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<v Speaker 1>of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think does she find that out? Then she's like, uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I used to be a nun. I think she says, right,

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<v Speaker 3>something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, but here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Rosio O'Donnell's acting is like if chat GPT was a person.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just like, you are so pretty, and then Miranda goes.

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<v Speaker 3>Miranda is being like she can act and she's being

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<v Speaker 3>funny and she's like for Rando and Rosy o'donnald says, no,

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<v Speaker 3>for a person have a hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>Room, wanna go when it gets my cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Pack it over it. You know it's me from well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess from Winnipeg. You know, from Winnipeg.

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<v Speaker 2>It sucks go socks, Like, why are you sayingle Red songs?

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<v Speaker 2>You said you're from Winnipeg. I love the Love the

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<v Speaker 2>Slucks love Ben Affleck, Well, why are you bringing him

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<v Speaker 2>into this? Why you listen?

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<v Speaker 1>I like Rosi O'Donnell, like, honestly, I'm just gonna say it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't dislike her. I think she's fine. She's on

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<v Speaker 1>the good side of things usually, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so she had troubled a lot of kids.

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00:20:02.799 --> 00:20:04.920
<v Speaker 2>She adopted a lot of kids, right, adopted a couple kids.

421
00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:06.640
<v Speaker 2>But I do I do know someone who worked for

422
00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:10.799
<v Speaker 2>her and said she was pretty delightful. Yeah, is the controversy.

423
00:20:11.559 --> 00:20:12.920
<v Speaker 2>There was some.

424
00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Stuff with I think she had a daughter that you know,

425
00:20:15.160 --> 00:20:17.279
<v Speaker 1>But like kids will say the darnedest things.

426
00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:20.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna hold Rosy to like she's got troubles.

427
00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:21.519
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying she doesn't.

428
00:20:21.920 --> 00:20:22.599
<v Speaker 2>But I just.

429
00:20:25.039 --> 00:20:28.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I gotta read you what the controversy is though,

430
00:20:28.519 --> 00:20:33.640
<v Speaker 3>just so we don't get too far, Okay, okay, yes,

431
00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:38.440
<v Speaker 3>nice and struggles involve her daughter, Chelsea Bell O'Connell, who

432
00:20:38.519 --> 00:20:41.240
<v Speaker 3>was arrested for drug offenses and child neglect.

433
00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:42.400
<v Speaker 2>It can't be O'Connell.

434
00:20:42.440 --> 00:20:48.039
<v Speaker 4>It's got to be including facing, including facing charges related

435
00:20:48.319 --> 00:20:51.119
<v Speaker 4>to a toxic home environment where her infant son was

436
00:20:51.160 --> 00:20:54.960
<v Speaker 4>living amidst meth pipes and other disturbing conditions.

437
00:20:54.599 --> 00:20:59.920
<v Speaker 2>And house she was doing Rosie, No, this was Rosie's daughter.

438
00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:04.079
<v Speaker 3>Her oh, her daughter was arrested for drug offenses and

439
00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:06.880
<v Speaker 3>child neglect. I remember it also has been the target

440
00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:09.680
<v Speaker 3>of criticism and a long standing feud with Donald Trump.

441
00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:12.519
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, okay, we love her. Then that's what I'm saying.

442
00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:16.960
<v Speaker 3>She moved to Ireland. I have that she'd have just

443
00:21:17.000 --> 00:21:19.839
<v Speaker 3>made her from Ireland. She probably can't do an oilrsh.

444
00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:20.799
<v Speaker 3>She couldn't do it.

445
00:21:21.319 --> 00:21:21.799
<v Speaker 2>She couldn't.

446
00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Rosie can't act. So now she's just like, you want

447
00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:28.079
<v Speaker 1>to get out of here. And so for some reason,

448
00:21:28.119 --> 00:21:30.759
<v Speaker 1>Miranda's like a guy, let's go fuck. So She's like, yeah,

449
00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:33.039
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go. I got a hotel room. Let's go

450
00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:35.559
<v Speaker 1>to my hotel room. I'm like, what, listen again, I'm

451
00:21:35.559 --> 00:21:39.200
<v Speaker 1>supportive of this. I'm supportive of Miranda being out. I

452
00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:41.160
<v Speaker 1>think she's doing a whole lot better. But like, if

453
00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:44.279
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna try to make the Chase situation better, Rosie

454
00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:48.920
<v Speaker 1>O'donnald was not that was not it and even like

455
00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:50.640
<v Speaker 1>even the storyline which turns out to be kind of

456
00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:53.920
<v Speaker 1>funny whatever. So they go have sex and I don't

457
00:21:53.920 --> 00:21:55.880
<v Speaker 1>know if they do that yet because we're gonna go.

458
00:21:55.839 --> 00:21:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're gonna go back to them. First we have

459
00:21:57.839 --> 00:22:00.000
<v Speaker 2>to wake up in bed with Lisa and her husband

460
00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:01.000
<v Speaker 2>been her birth.

461
00:22:01.720 --> 00:22:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Who's from Hamilton. Don't forget he was he was in Hamilton.

462
00:22:05.680 --> 00:22:08.920
<v Speaker 1>It was George Washington. He's incredibly talented.

463
00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:09.359
<v Speaker 2>That guy.

464
00:22:09.759 --> 00:22:12.000
<v Speaker 3>Well he's being wasted here. I'm going to say that, yeah,

465
00:22:12.079 --> 00:22:16.319
<v Speaker 3>for sure. You know, storyline is like insulting.

466
00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:20.720
<v Speaker 2>She has a presentation, she has a big presentation stuff.

467
00:22:20.440 --> 00:22:24.079
<v Speaker 3>And present this towhear to God. Now I'm going to

468
00:22:24.200 --> 00:22:27.519
<v Speaker 3>use chat GPT like again. But it's like this whole

469
00:22:27.559 --> 00:22:31.599
<v Speaker 3>storyline was just written by chet. This is the laziest storyline,

470
00:22:31.759 --> 00:22:32.279
<v Speaker 3>a big.

471
00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:34.839
<v Speaker 1>It's like my joke about the lawyer, It's like the

472
00:22:34.920 --> 00:22:36.279
<v Speaker 1>lawyers are always.

473
00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Just like I've got get me the Menenda's file. It's

474
00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:41.200
<v Speaker 2>get me the Peterson file. Get it to me.

475
00:22:41.319 --> 00:22:45.519
<v Speaker 1>Stat like there's some file that they're working on late.

476
00:22:45.599 --> 00:22:47.920
<v Speaker 1>And it's always just like like, it just doesn't even

477
00:22:47.920 --> 00:22:50.279
<v Speaker 1>work like that. But I got my present although they

478
00:22:50.319 --> 00:22:52.960
<v Speaker 1>do flush that out, they actually do. She does have

479
00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:57.559
<v Speaker 1>a presentation, but why is she distressed about it?

480
00:22:57.599 --> 00:23:00.440
<v Speaker 3>Is a storyline that comes, yes, yes, but it's not

481
00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:03.920
<v Speaker 3>even that. It's like also the oh my gosh, my

482
00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:07.960
<v Speaker 3>husband is so important, my husband, my husband's running for comptroller.

483
00:23:08.559 --> 00:23:10.920
<v Speaker 3>And then we're going to have a little pushback about

484
00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:14.480
<v Speaker 3>it where she's like, I'm busy with my later, but

485
00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:17.519
<v Speaker 3>for right now, it's like, so that's your So your

486
00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:22.240
<v Speaker 3>husband is that stupid last season, Let's try to remember

487
00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:23.359
<v Speaker 3>what happened last season.

488
00:23:23.480 --> 00:23:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I believe.

489
00:23:24.799 --> 00:23:27.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to say never forget last season because

490
00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:30.359
<v Speaker 3>I've already forgotten, of course, but I do believe that

491
00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:34.839
<v Speaker 3>part of the arguments was that she was not feeling

492
00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:39.599
<v Speaker 3>heard and respected for her own job, and he kept

493
00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:41.839
<v Speaker 3>being like, no, you're right, honey, I'm going to be

494
00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:43.440
<v Speaker 3>so supportive, and then he's not.

495
00:23:44.240 --> 00:23:46.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do have issues with that because her job

496
00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:48.480
<v Speaker 1>is she's pitching to try to get a grant for

497
00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:51.319
<v Speaker 1>her documentary that she's making about like it's very vague,

498
00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:54.279
<v Speaker 1>just black women, that's it. It's the vague. I mean,

499
00:23:54.279 --> 00:23:56.559
<v Speaker 1>there's not really a they could have honed in on

500
00:23:56.599 --> 00:23:59.400
<v Speaker 1>that a little bit, could have. Yeah, but no, yeah,

501
00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:01.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where they're going to sell that. I

502
00:24:01.240 --> 00:24:03.720
<v Speaker 1>mean like it's like have and they later say that,

503
00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's this episode where they're just like.

504
00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you put Michelle Obama in there, like someone a

505
00:24:08.200 --> 00:24:10.680
<v Speaker 2>little more present day. That happens in this one.

506
00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so not the worst idea, but she's you know,

507
00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:17.160
<v Speaker 1>it's great what she's doing, but yeah, she doesn't feel heard.

508
00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:19.119
<v Speaker 1>But then we cut right back to Miranda, who just

509
00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:22.640
<v Speaker 1>banged Rosie o'donnald again, Hey, what do we do to

510
00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:23.880
<v Speaker 1>make people really like the show?

511
00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:27.279
<v Speaker 2>Again? Shol Miranda having very.

512
00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:30.799
<v Speaker 3>Graphic sex with Rosi o'donald Well, what we oh, Well,

513
00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:31.920
<v Speaker 3>is that gonna happen later?

514
00:24:32.279 --> 00:24:35.880
<v Speaker 2>No, but I think that it was graphic enough. There's

515
00:24:35.960 --> 00:24:38.680
<v Speaker 2>nothing they just wake up. They're not even touch she

516
00:24:38.759 --> 00:24:42.039
<v Speaker 2>just touches. Oh, Rosie was under the covers, moving around.

517
00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:46.519
<v Speaker 2>She wasn't you.

518
00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:50.960
<v Speaker 3>Imagine you just the open the scene, you know what

519
00:24:51.039 --> 00:24:53.519
<v Speaker 3>they freaking should have. That's what Sex in the City

520
00:24:53.599 --> 00:24:56.680
<v Speaker 3>was known for. This show is on HBO. Why don't

521
00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:59.519
<v Speaker 3>we wake up and we just see the bottom of Miranda.

522
00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:02.000
<v Speaker 2>So you'll see Believe me, you'll see it. Trust me.

523
00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:05.319
<v Speaker 1>I promise, I promised. Don't don't don't put that out

524
00:25:05.319 --> 00:25:08.599
<v Speaker 1>into the universe, because I promise you that's coming. You're

525
00:25:08.599 --> 00:25:11.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna see so much more things that you never not

526
00:25:11.359 --> 00:25:13.839
<v Speaker 1>for Carrie, because it was never Carrie. Never Carrie, like

527
00:25:13.920 --> 00:25:17.079
<v Speaker 1>Sarah Jessica Parker was the only one. Well, and I

528
00:25:17.079 --> 00:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>don't think Charlotte, right, I mean they meanwhile had like.

529
00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:25.920
<v Speaker 2>The only Charlotte got was a real pearl necklace. That

530
00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:29.119
<v Speaker 2>is correct. One time she has set I mean she Yeah, no,

531
00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:29.839
<v Speaker 2>you are going.

532
00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:32.000
<v Speaker 1>To see you're having sex with Harry. But okay, so

533
00:25:32.319 --> 00:25:37.279
<v Speaker 1>let me give you enough Mary kill Chay. Oh oh yeah,

534
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:42.319
<v Speaker 1>that's a tough okay, god, Chay. I guess ROSI O'Donnell.

535
00:25:43.279 --> 00:25:45.119
<v Speaker 1>Even though she's not that bad, she's not that bad.

536
00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:46.960
<v Speaker 1>We love her, Roseanne.

537
00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:49.559
<v Speaker 2>I knew it. I knew it.

538
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:55.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm gonna okay, I'm gonna f uh

539
00:25:55.960 --> 00:26:00.039
<v Speaker 3>Chay no for sure, Oh yeah, oh.

540
00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:04.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm I'm letting I'm letting ja go. I'm marrying.

541
00:26:05.319 --> 00:26:09.839
<v Speaker 3>I'm marrying, uh rosy O'Donnell, And you're gonna off Rozan. Oh, yeah,

542
00:26:09.880 --> 00:26:12.240
<v Speaker 3>I guess that. Yeah, I guess you didn't leave a choice.

543
00:26:12.759 --> 00:26:13.559
<v Speaker 3>I didn't leave a choice.

544
00:26:13.640 --> 00:26:15.440
<v Speaker 2>What was the other true? Yeah, what was the other choice?

545
00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Give me one?

546
00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Give me one with Jay, but other two other people.

547
00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:21.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even sure I wouldn't choose Cha over Aiden

548
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:22.240
<v Speaker 1>at this point.

549
00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Okay, that's a good one. Okay, chay,

550
00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh I don't. I don't even.

551
00:26:29.039 --> 00:26:31.119
<v Speaker 3>Want to offer up Aiden because I don't want to

552
00:26:31.160 --> 00:26:33.720
<v Speaker 3>live in a world where Aiden is a good choice, right,

553
00:26:33.799 --> 00:26:41.119
<v Speaker 3>So okay, okay, chay, mm hmm, Rosio not Rosy o'donald.

554
00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:44.400
<v Speaker 3>Who's the other one with San Roseanne or John Goodman?

555
00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Well, I mean I definitely married John Goodman.

556
00:26:49.079 --> 00:26:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's tough, though, God, I'm gonna off both, Jane.

557
00:26:53.759 --> 00:26:57.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna Ohna.

558
00:26:56.400 --> 00:26:58.079
<v Speaker 2>In the game now.

559
00:26:58.359 --> 00:27:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't Okay, I can't even I wrote here what

560
00:27:01.079 --> 00:27:01.799
<v Speaker 1>kind of something?

561
00:27:02.519 --> 00:27:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I wrote?

562
00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:06.000
<v Speaker 3>But okay, so basically, so we have to go. This

563
00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:09.200
<v Speaker 3>is the non sex scene though. Oh but Rosie O'Donnell

564
00:27:09.359 --> 00:27:12.359
<v Speaker 3>is doing more chat GPT and she's just like you

565
00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:16.960
<v Speaker 3>are amazing. I never orgasm was electric. I haven't felt

566
00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:19.200
<v Speaker 3>that in so long. I never dreamed my first time

567
00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:23.759
<v Speaker 3>could be so good. Miranda, first time with a woman, no,

568
00:27:24.039 --> 00:27:25.799
<v Speaker 3>first time with anyone I was.

569
00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:28.920
<v Speaker 1>She's like, yeah, I am a nun. She's a nun

570
00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:32.000
<v Speaker 1>and a virgin. She's still a nun. And she's like

571
00:27:32.039 --> 00:27:34.359
<v Speaker 1>on a break. She says, Okay, we're going to find

572
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:36.240
<v Speaker 1>out she's on a break. I mean, I don't remember,

573
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:37.880
<v Speaker 1>but I think she's still a nun like.

574
00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:40.000
<v Speaker 3>She said she was yet. But later in the episode,

575
00:27:40.039 --> 00:27:42.680
<v Speaker 3>she's going to say, I am married to God. Don't

576
00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:45.079
<v Speaker 3>get too attached to her, don't worry. Okay, good, not

577
00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:48.000
<v Speaker 3>gonna okay, So non virgin and so Miranda's like, what

578
00:27:48.119 --> 00:27:48.880
<v Speaker 3>that's crazy.

579
00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:49.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

580
00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:54.559
<v Speaker 3>So then Charlotte and Lisa, because we've just gotten rid

581
00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:57.839
<v Speaker 3>of we've totally gotten rid of Naya, and I'm sorry,

582
00:27:57.839 --> 00:28:01.000
<v Speaker 3>but after we finished our recap, you can go look

583
00:28:01.119 --> 00:28:04.480
<v Speaker 3>up the fact that Naya featured very prominently in the life.

584
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:07.160
<v Speaker 1>As she lived next door, because remember they wanted to

585
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:10.640
<v Speaker 1>be they were like party, yeah.

586
00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:12.759
<v Speaker 2>No, it ended up sucking her over.

587
00:28:14.200 --> 00:28:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm honestly not remembering it, but yes, okay, So

588
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:22.279
<v Speaker 1>they're upset. Charlotte is insufferable this entire episode. She is

589
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:26.319
<v Speaker 1>so over the top, so always just so ridiculous. So

590
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:28.839
<v Speaker 1>this lady is upset about that her dog is off

591
00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:31.920
<v Speaker 1>leash and like hurt her dog. Yes, and oh my god,

592
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:34.279
<v Speaker 1>it's almost not even worth talking about. It's so stupid.

593
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:38.359
<v Speaker 3>And Charlotte goes, that's crazy my dog, my sweet baby angel. Well,

594
00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:40.440
<v Speaker 3>I said, it reminded me a little bit bit of you,

595
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:43.160
<v Speaker 3>because just the way she's like, sweet.

596
00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Baby angel, dog would never hurt anybody.

597
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:48.759
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, but it's that's her whole story. Well yeah,

598
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>kind of. So that's when is that she tells Harry

599
00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:54.640
<v Speaker 1>and the kids, so.

600
00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:58.359
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and then then we're really trying to do this

601
00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:02.960
<v Speaker 3>like woke thing again, sorry to use woke, like I

602
00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:06.839
<v Speaker 3>am woke, but I don't like It's like we got

603
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:08.599
<v Speaker 3>rid of Chay, but now we still have to have

604
00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:13.240
<v Speaker 3>this fucking can. I don't rock rock like like believe women.

605
00:29:13.799 --> 00:29:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought that was kind of funny.

606
00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:17.880
<v Speaker 3>I actually I'm gonna push back because there's something like

607
00:29:17.960 --> 00:29:20.480
<v Speaker 3>these vegans gott into some fisticut, remember the whole thing.

608
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:23.319
<v Speaker 1>Tell me about fisticuts. And then I kind of didn't

609
00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>hate I'm liking rock. I feel like I don't have

610
00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:29.680
<v Speaker 1>an issue at all that they have sort of a

611
00:29:29.720 --> 00:29:32.000
<v Speaker 1>non binary kit, and I like, I don't think.

612
00:29:31.880 --> 00:29:34.640
<v Speaker 2>They're pushing it too hard. I can't believe I'm saying,

613
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:36.400
<v Speaker 2>but I actually really had no issue.

614
00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, Rose, the older child, is kind of the difficult child,

615
00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:44.400
<v Speaker 1>all sassy, walks in yells at Rock immediately, not being

616
00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:47.839
<v Speaker 1>super likable. Right, but you know, a teenager, I get it.

617
00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:51.599
<v Speaker 3>So Rock is trying to is like holding this Sheian box,

618
00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:56.039
<v Speaker 3>and then Lily comes in and then Rock's like, oh,

619
00:29:56.160 --> 00:30:01.200
<v Speaker 3>maybe you shouldn't order so much fast fashion. Yeah, I

620
00:30:01.240 --> 00:30:04.519
<v Speaker 3>mean it is a maybe you should watch your socks

621
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:06.440
<v Speaker 3>because you're polluting my environment.

622
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:09.599
<v Speaker 2>Right, it's just the I'm sorry, it's the worst writing.

623
00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:12.440
<v Speaker 1>It's not good writing. And then just one we think

624
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:15.480
<v Speaker 1>that's bad. Oh, it's important to know now that Rose

625
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:18.039
<v Speaker 1>is in love. She plays piano for the ballet at

626
00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:20.000
<v Speaker 1>their school, and she's in love with one of the

627
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.200
<v Speaker 1>ballet dancers, like the lead guy.

628
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:24.319
<v Speaker 2>Right, there's a lot of kind of side eyes.

629
00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:27.480
<v Speaker 1>There's going to be some conversations like really, that guy's

630
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.000
<v Speaker 1>into you though, So that's going to come back up.

631
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:32.960
<v Speaker 1>But first Carrie and Seema have to have quickly have

632
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:37.200
<v Speaker 1>ice cream and discuss how she lit her hair on fire,

633
00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:40.880
<v Speaker 1>which they didn't lead with, right, right, So you think

634
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:42.400
<v Speaker 1>that'd be like the first thing you'd say.

635
00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:45.799
<v Speaker 3>Also, I wrote, I wrote, Carrie's wearing something on her

636
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:50.000
<v Speaker 3>head that we reade to do some fashion police riffing on.

637
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:55.039
<v Speaker 3>Although although my dictation into my phone put roofing on,

638
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:59.720
<v Speaker 3>my dictation into my phone to do my notes does

639
00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:03.240
<v Speaker 3>not understand anything I say. It is so it changes

640
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:08.880
<v Speaker 3>things that would just seem intuitive into into craziness. Why

641
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:10.799
<v Speaker 3>would I say we need to roof on it.

642
00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I kind of like that. I like roofie. Let's roofy

643
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:17.880
<v Speaker 2>the hat, you know, I mean it's the what is

644
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:20.119
<v Speaker 2>it even a hat? What is it like? It's like

645
00:31:20.559 --> 00:31:21.519
<v Speaker 2>it's it's like they're fun.

646
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:23.799
<v Speaker 1>I just wrote, they're kind of they're fucking with us, right,

647
00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:27.759
<v Speaker 1>They're just mad at us. They're mad at us with

648
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:32.039
<v Speaker 1>these things like there it's outrageous and I can't I

649
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:32.839
<v Speaker 1>can't handle it.

650
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:35.880
<v Speaker 3>And then they're happening maybe you know how she was

651
00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:41.200
<v Speaker 3>saying that she'd ordered some material for her shades. Also,

652
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:45.200
<v Speaker 3>I just don't like really super crazy rich carry It's.

653
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:50.039
<v Speaker 2>Just no, that's what I said before. I hate it nothing.

654
00:31:50.079 --> 00:31:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to do with all my money.

655
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:54.759
<v Speaker 3>Girls, I know, and the money, then have them to

656
00:31:54.880 --> 00:31:55.680
<v Speaker 3>fucking charity.

657
00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:58.599
<v Speaker 2>Carry That's what I wrote. That's exactly what I wrote.

658
00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:01.000
<v Speaker 2>And also do something in your fucking life.

659
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:04.000
<v Speaker 3>She's just laying around in her giant house writing two

660
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:06.079
<v Speaker 3>sentences on her laptop.

661
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:08.720
<v Speaker 2>No like no morning.

662
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:12.119
<v Speaker 1>She's just awful, like it's it's really it's bad. So

663
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:14.720
<v Speaker 1>but I promise you it gets better. So Seema's telling her.

664
00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:17.319
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I demanded my boyfriend flying to New York.

665
00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:19.759
<v Speaker 1>And Carrie doesn't get anything anymore. She used to be

666
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:21.680
<v Speaker 1>that was her whole thing. And she's like, oh, I

667
00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:24.440
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you can do that. Shut up, Carrie.

668
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:27.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like, well, I need her to, like, you know,

669
00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:29.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I need him to like show that he

670
00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:30.000
<v Speaker 1>cares about me.

671
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:31.599
<v Speaker 2>I kind of understand.

672
00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:33.720
<v Speaker 1>But she's very demanding, which I don't think that she

673
00:32:33.839 --> 00:32:38.000
<v Speaker 1>in any way denies this is Yeah, I just read again.

674
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:41.039
<v Speaker 1>This hat is like an inside joke and we're like

675
00:32:41.079 --> 00:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>on the outside, well, I've.

676
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:44.880
<v Speaker 3>Seen a lot of pictures of it, like on Reddit.

677
00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:47.880
<v Speaker 3>Nobody likes it. But I was like, what are they doing?

678
00:32:48.079 --> 00:32:49.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're just trying to fuck with us a little bit.

679
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:53.799
<v Speaker 3>So she's like Carrie, every everything is about everybody's in

680
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:55.799
<v Speaker 3>on the fact that Carrie is going to wait five

681
00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:58.519
<v Speaker 3>years for Aiden, right, so everybody's kind of mad at

682
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:02.200
<v Speaker 3>her about this, right, you know. And Seema's like, except,

683
00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:04.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm just so insecure. I wish I could be as

684
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.440
<v Speaker 3>secure as you. You're gonna wait five year.

685
00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:11.160
<v Speaker 2>See, she's gonna be sixty in real life when that happens,

686
00:33:11.160 --> 00:33:13.559
<v Speaker 2>and then but she's gonna read like she's eighty if

687
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:16.799
<v Speaker 2>she keeps going in this direction height. But also, here's

688
00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:20.319
<v Speaker 2>the thing, the whole premise of waiting five years for

689
00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:22.640
<v Speaker 2>a guy when you're like, let's say she's fifty five,

690
00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:26.200
<v Speaker 2>so she's gonna wait five years the whole rest of

691
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:31.519
<v Speaker 2>her fifties. And she's like, okay, cool, cool, right, Like what,

692
00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:34.240
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it's so fucking.

693
00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:37.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand how you hang a whole premle. Don't worry,

694
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:41.440
<v Speaker 3>don't worry, I mean I actuald Okay. So, so now

695
00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:48.039
<v Speaker 3>Lisa's pitching some women documentary and they're all excited. Okay,

696
00:33:48.079 --> 00:33:50.440
<v Speaker 3>now I have a problem with this scene. I'm gonna

697
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:53.640
<v Speaker 3>just give you all my problems Okay. So she's pitching

698
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:56.839
<v Speaker 3>the documentary or she whatever she's she's in there talking

699
00:33:56.839 --> 00:33:59.039
<v Speaker 3>about the documentary and they're all excited, but one of

700
00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:00.519
<v Speaker 3>them is like, well, I have a thought for you.

701
00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Then her phone rings and she answers it and it's Herbert.

702
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:10.280
<v Speaker 3>It's her husband, and she's like, oh, this must be

703
00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:13.519
<v Speaker 3>an emergency. No, it's not an emergency. And it isn't

704
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:16.400
<v Speaker 3>an emergency, and why are you answering your phone? This

705
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:20.400
<v Speaker 3>is so anti feminism. First of all, her husband's annoying

706
00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:23.960
<v Speaker 3>and has not learned any lessons, which we were supposed

707
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:26.800
<v Speaker 3>to learn from season one, and there's no like she

708
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:28.639
<v Speaker 3>never really gets irritated about.

709
00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:31.280
<v Speaker 2>It, but he has no respect.

710
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:34.239
<v Speaker 3>For her and that what she's doing, and he's like

711
00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:36.920
<v Speaker 3>so she walks out into the hallway. She's like, oh,

712
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:38.679
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry just a minute. So she goes in the

713
00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:43.079
<v Speaker 3>hallway and he's like, Ohm, I cool, and she's like,

714
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:45.079
<v Speaker 3>are you looking kidding me right now? Like I'm in

715
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:46.119
<v Speaker 3>the middle of my presentation.

716
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:46.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to push back.

717
00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:50.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm push back because here's the thing. He didn't know,

718
00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Like he didn't remember exactly what she should He wouldn't

719
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:53.880
<v Speaker 1>he didn't want to answer.

720
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but why did you answer? He goes, oh, I

721
00:34:57.320 --> 00:34:59.920
<v Speaker 2>didn't know. It is still going, oh yeah, yeah.

722
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:03.159
<v Speaker 1>He's thinking it's over and he's calling and he's feeling insecure.

723
00:35:03.679 --> 00:35:07.920
<v Speaker 2>I think he's delightful. I like him. I can't take it. No,

724
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:09.960
<v Speaker 2>I like it. I don't like him.

725
00:35:10.039 --> 00:35:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Get last season, he was he was a sex pest.

726
00:35:14.039 --> 00:35:16.000
<v Speaker 3>She was trying to get ready to do things and

727
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:18.280
<v Speaker 3>he'd be like, no, come on, let's just fuck.

728
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Come on, and.

729
00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:21.599
<v Speaker 3>She's like, the fuck, I'm getting ready to go to

730
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:26.599
<v Speaker 3>the fucking and he's like, don't you remember.

731
00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:29.159
<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm kind of wanting to have sex with her.

732
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.760
<v Speaker 3>And she'd be like, oh my god, I'm trying to like,

733
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:35.039
<v Speaker 3>I have these tickets to the fucking met Ball, I'm

734
00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:36.639
<v Speaker 3>in my outfit and he's.

735
00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:40.519
<v Speaker 2>Like, but I'm going to get you. I just like

736
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:43.119
<v Speaker 2>him because he's George Washington. And he's like, I think

737
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:45.320
<v Speaker 2>if you I'm just gonna go down on you.

738
00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:50.880
<v Speaker 3>She's like, all right, all right, give me have fine.

739
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:53.519
<v Speaker 3>I don't like him, I don't like the relationship. I

740
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:54.719
<v Speaker 3>don't get it.

741
00:35:55.960 --> 00:35:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, then we're gonna cut to Carrie having rich people

742
00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:01.920
<v Speaker 1>problems with her alarm system that you I was so

743
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:03.679
<v Speaker 1>mad about that, and you're like, remember that was a

744
00:36:03.719 --> 00:36:07.039
<v Speaker 1>waiting last where that happens though, So she goes back

745
00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:09.880
<v Speaker 1>in after she's on the phone with him, and she

746
00:36:10.039 --> 00:36:11.760
<v Speaker 1>walks back into the room with the women and.

747
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:13.880
<v Speaker 3>She's like, okay, guys, what was your note? You guys

748
00:36:13.920 --> 00:36:16.360
<v Speaker 3>had an idea for me? And they're like, oh my god,

749
00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:20.199
<v Speaker 3>you're doing all of these like super cool like black

750
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:23.519
<v Speaker 3>women that are like the first in their field. What

751
00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:28.320
<v Speaker 3>about hear us out let us finish Michelle Obama?

752
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:28.679
<v Speaker 5>Right?

753
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:33.440
<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh no, how am I gonna give Michelle Obama? Yeah?

754
00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Right, okay, so then we're gonna come back to that

755
00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Carrie Carrie's alarm system.

756
00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:41.760
<v Speaker 2>She's so rich, that's all. It's just like how alarm?

757
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:44.039
<v Speaker 3>It's like the Big Her house is like ten thousand

758
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:47.199
<v Speaker 3>square feet yeah, in Manhattan.

759
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:51.599
<v Speaker 1>Right, because Big was like some sort of billionaire, which

760
00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:55.719
<v Speaker 1>never was really explained because Fance bro just Foinyance Banks.

761
00:36:56.760 --> 00:37:00.199
<v Speaker 1>Remember she her sheer condo like they got your her

762
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:02.440
<v Speaker 1>apartment went condo, And so she's like, you can buy

763
00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:04.760
<v Speaker 1>it out or you can leave. So she goes to

764
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Big and she's like, how do I how did you

765
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:10.880
<v Speaker 1>make money? And he's like, what is your question exactly?

766
00:37:11.400 --> 00:37:13.000
<v Speaker 1>What are you asking me? And she's like, she's like,

767
00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:14.039
<v Speaker 1>how do you have it?

768
00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:14.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

769
00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:18.239
<v Speaker 1>He's like, bro, just like bye bye sell, you know

770
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.280
<v Speaker 1>that's how it's written. Just bye bye sale sell, bye

771
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:25.280
<v Speaker 1>bye bye bye. And she's like, how do I do that?

772
00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:27.960
<v Speaker 1>He's like, what do you need? Do you need money?

773
00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I can give you down payment money and she's like

774
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:33.559
<v Speaker 1>I won't. Remember that was a story and she's like so,

775
00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:35.880
<v Speaker 1>and she takes the check and she's gonna take it,

776
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.559
<v Speaker 1>but her friends are like, don't, don't, don't. So Miranda's like,

777
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:41.119
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you the money. Don't take BIG's money, don't

778
00:37:41.159 --> 00:37:43.199
<v Speaker 1>don't be like beholden the hem whatever. And she's like,

779
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's easier from Big. And then she

780
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:48.519
<v Speaker 1>looks at Charlotte. Remember that's a whole storyline because Charlotte.

781
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Charlotte's rich as fuck because of her husband, and she

782
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:53.119
<v Speaker 1>won't give her the money and she's like, you should

783
00:37:53.159 --> 00:37:55.400
<v Speaker 1>give me the money and she's like whatever, So she

784
00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:58.400
<v Speaker 1>finally does. Anyway, it's just funny to me now.

785
00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:02.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, was in the actual Sex in the City. Yes,

786
00:38:03.159 --> 00:38:05.519
<v Speaker 3>it was a whole thing, Like I remember that. I

787
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:06.639
<v Speaker 3>must have watched the last suits.

788
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:08.679
<v Speaker 1>It was a whole thing because she had she and

789
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Trey had divorced and she still had the huge or

790
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.440
<v Speaker 1>had we're separated and she had the huge diamond ring

791
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:16.079
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, why don't you sell the ring and

792
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:18.719
<v Speaker 1>give me the money for the down payment? And Charlotte's like,

793
00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:21.800
<v Speaker 1>that is not that's none of your business. I had

794
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:23.960
<v Speaker 1>to do that, and I didn't even really know who

795
00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:28.400
<v Speaker 1>I sided with at the time. I mean, how probably

796
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:31.440
<v Speaker 1>more Charlotte in a weird way, even though I'm always

797
00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:35.360
<v Speaker 1>Carrie in that because it's.

798
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:36.880
<v Speaker 3>A lame to be like, just take it from big

799
00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:39.719
<v Speaker 3>money because you you're rich. Also, just take it from

800
00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:42.559
<v Speaker 3>big that's the one you're fucking. He's nothing to him.

801
00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Like maybe she doesn't want to sell the wedding ring

802
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.599
<v Speaker 3>to the man she like loved. Yeah, and it's also

803
00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:51.079
<v Speaker 3>not it's also not cool to like owe your friend's money,

804
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:53.360
<v Speaker 3>Like maybe she doesn't want to have to have her

805
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:55.280
<v Speaker 3>friend owing her money and she.

806
00:38:55.199 --> 00:38:57.079
<v Speaker 1>Paid her back because that was part of the thing.

807
00:38:57.159 --> 00:38:59.280
<v Speaker 1>She's like, it'll be alone. I promise I'll pay it back.

808
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:01.960
<v Speaker 1>They never show that they should. She should give her

809
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:03.719
<v Speaker 1>a house now it's so rich.

810
00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:08.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, h so she's upset about Yeah, the alarm is

811
00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:09.159
<v Speaker 3>going off.

812
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:10.880
<v Speaker 2>She's really upset.

813
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:14.159
<v Speaker 3>She's like she and this is the the like the

814
00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:18.599
<v Speaker 3>true meaning of like rich people problems. Yeah, first world problem.

815
00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:22.760
<v Speaker 3>She's like, ah, I can't get this stupid alarm to

816
00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:25.559
<v Speaker 3>go off, and it's like takeing ringing through my whole

817
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:27.039
<v Speaker 3>ginormous house.

818
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:29.559
<v Speaker 1>Right, And she's a little condescending with like the security people.

819
00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:31.519
<v Speaker 1>She's like, please don't send the cops. But like what

820
00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:35.880
<v Speaker 1>she's running around calling, she's called, she calls does she

821
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:36.880
<v Speaker 1>call Aidan here?

822
00:39:38.239 --> 00:39:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Or no? No, I'm sorry Carrie and Aiden. That's what

823
00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:42.519
<v Speaker 2>it is. That's her code.

824
00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:45.760
<v Speaker 1>That's and I just wrote she's so fucking dependent that

825
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:49.760
<v Speaker 1>her code to her security thing for the alarm system

826
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:53.960
<v Speaker 1>is Carrie and Aiden. I mean, I really want to

827
00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:57.480
<v Speaker 1>throw up. So then she falls for some reason. And

828
00:39:57.519 --> 00:39:59.039
<v Speaker 1>then this is a little bit of a callback to

829
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:01.039
<v Speaker 1>Sex and the City because she has Miranda come over.

830
00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:04.599
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember this callback in one episode where she's

831
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:08.079
<v Speaker 1>fighting with Aiden. Ironically they're living in their shitty like

832
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:13.920
<v Speaker 1>studio apartment. Miranda falls. You'll appreciate this. Miranda falls and

833
00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:16.440
<v Speaker 1>she calls Carrie and she's like, come over. I fell

834
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:18.920
<v Speaker 1>and I literally can't move. I'm on the bathroom floor

835
00:40:19.719 --> 00:40:22.119
<v Speaker 1>and Carrie is like ah, and so she hangs up

836
00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:23.480
<v Speaker 1>with her and she's like, I got a deadline, and

837
00:40:23.519 --> 00:40:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Aidan's like, fuck, I'll go. So she sends Aidan and

838
00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Miranda's like naked, she's got the bathtub, She's in a towel.

839
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:31.519
<v Speaker 2>So this is a little bit of a callback, and

840
00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:32.679
<v Speaker 2>she gets mad about that.

841
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:34.800
<v Speaker 1>She's kind of mad. She's like, don't send your boyfriend.

842
00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:38.400
<v Speaker 1>Although to be fair, carry could she sends somebody. Most

843
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:41.119
<v Speaker 1>people don't even answer the phone, right, so like you

844
00:40:41.199 --> 00:40:42.320
<v Speaker 1>got somebody to lift you up.

845
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:43.519
<v Speaker 2>She couldn't have done that, right.

846
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:46.280
<v Speaker 1>So now Miranda comes over and for no need, she's

847
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:48.760
<v Speaker 1>like I'm fine, I'm all right.

848
00:40:48.800 --> 00:40:53.079
<v Speaker 3>I think I've broken my pinky. But now Miranda okay.

849
00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:55.440
<v Speaker 3>So now Miranda's kind of funny. She's like, oh my god,

850
00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:58.440
<v Speaker 3>I got a text from the nun and then she's

851
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:01.840
<v Speaker 3>like can I go? Yeah, nun Harry goes it would

852
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:06.559
<v Speaker 3>be a holy ghost, which was so corny. Yeah, but

853
00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:09.400
<v Speaker 3>luckily Miranda doesn't is not in charge of any of

854
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:12.360
<v Speaker 3>like the corny joke. She's like, oh my god, she

855
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:14.400
<v Speaker 3>wants to take me to tavern on the Green.

856
00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:17.199
<v Speaker 2>That was funny. So it's like she's very she's really

857
00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:18.840
<v Speaker 2>thinks that's so special in New York.

858
00:41:19.000 --> 00:41:22.719
<v Speaker 3>Whatever. It's cute and Carrie's being They're like, oh god,

859
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:25.960
<v Speaker 3>I know. And this felt like actual girlfriends where you'd

860
00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:27.559
<v Speaker 3>be like, oh no, oh my.

861
00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:28.719
<v Speaker 2>God, it gross.

862
00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:31.119
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Chardy had to ache because it was like, that

863
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:32.280
<v Speaker 1>was the best sex I've ever had.

864
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:35.000
<v Speaker 3>But I was a virgin, yes, completely, a verg of

865
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:37.719
<v Speaker 3>the things you don't want to hear, right, So I

866
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:42.480
<v Speaker 3>was a nun. I'm a nun virgin anyway. So now

867
00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:45.360
<v Speaker 3>back to Lisa and Herbert. I just wrote I do

868
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:48.840
<v Speaker 3>not like this couple. Lisa has to throw Herbert a

869
00:41:48.880 --> 00:41:53.239
<v Speaker 3>party for his campaign because his campaign manager keeps asking

870
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:56.280
<v Speaker 3>her to. Oh my gosh, life is so hard. I'm

871
00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:58.800
<v Speaker 3>trying to reach my documentary, but I have to have

872
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:01.239
<v Speaker 3>a party for my husban been because he's running for

873
00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:02.400
<v Speaker 3>city comptroller.

874
00:42:03.519 --> 00:42:07.320
<v Speaker 2>So many weird things are happening. These people be less likable. Also,

875
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:09.360
<v Speaker 2>her kid is playing with her doll. God forbid.

876
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:12.440
<v Speaker 3>She's like, that's the fancy doll. No, that's the expense.

877
00:42:12.599 --> 00:42:15.639
<v Speaker 3>That's a collector's item. Yeah, take that away from the food.

878
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:19.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm cooking Chinese dinner. Then her son comes in.

879
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:21.239
<v Speaker 3>This is the son that was like wanting to have

880
00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:24.039
<v Speaker 3>sex with his girlfriend. I thought that was a Brady.

881
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:28.559
<v Speaker 1>That was Miranda's son, right, Well, he did have sex

882
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:29.599
<v Speaker 1>with his girlfriend in the house.

883
00:42:29.639 --> 00:42:30.840
<v Speaker 2>This was Lisa's kid.

884
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:34.360
<v Speaker 3>Remember, he was he had a girlfriend and the Lisa

885
00:42:34.400 --> 00:42:35.880
<v Speaker 3>did not like the girlfriend.

886
00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:36.880
<v Speaker 2>And she was like in.

887
00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:40.519
<v Speaker 3>Their closet looking at her purse or whatever, and she

888
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:44.280
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, hell no, she was terrible. To're having sex.

889
00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.719
<v Speaker 3>And then Herbert was like, well, you know whatever, they're

890
00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:49.239
<v Speaker 3>having sex. But flex I showed him everything there is

891
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:50.159
<v Speaker 3>to know sex.

892
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:50.519
<v Speaker 2>Pest.

893
00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he comes in and he's like I kind of

894
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:54.920
<v Speaker 1>really just don't want to eat. I was thinking maybe

895
00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:56.519
<v Speaker 1>I take my food up, and she's like, you will not.

896
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:02.400
<v Speaker 1>This poor kid is like, okay, what else? My god,

897
00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:04.119
<v Speaker 1>we are just now halfway through okay.

898
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:05.159
<v Speaker 2>And he's like eighteen.

899
00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:08.000
<v Speaker 3>This kid is I feel like he's already out of

900
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:11.360
<v Speaker 3>high school. And she's like, you will not be having

901
00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:14.039
<v Speaker 3>I am And he's like, I don't really.

902
00:43:14.039 --> 00:43:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Want Chinese food.

903
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:18.800
<v Speaker 3>You will shut your mouth right sh mouth making food.

904
00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:22.039
<v Speaker 3>I am cooking Chinese food from scratch. I'm throwing a

905
00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:25.719
<v Speaker 3>party for my husband who is running for comptroller. I'm

906
00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:29.119
<v Speaker 3>also the best dressed. I go to the met gala

907
00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:31.960
<v Speaker 3>and I'm pitching a documentary about black women.

908
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Killing it, all right, just killing it. But then, okay,

909
00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:36.360
<v Speaker 1>so you're dealing with that, and you're like, I'm not

910
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:39.119
<v Speaker 1>loving this. But then all of a sudden, Anthony appears

911
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:42.519
<v Speaker 1>and he's singing like it's a musical, there's music behind it.

912
00:43:42.599 --> 00:43:45.079
<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden it becomes a show that I

913
00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:49.079
<v Speaker 1>didn't understand. I was like, he's singing and he's walking

914
00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:53.519
<v Speaker 1>and there's actual music. Yeah, what the hell? He's with

915
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:55.519
<v Speaker 1>his very young boyfriend. You know that they work at

916
00:43:55.559 --> 00:43:59.679
<v Speaker 1>the l whatever hot bread, dough, dough dix, whatever it's called.

917
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:02.159
<v Speaker 1>And then he comes in and then all of a sudden,

918
00:44:02.199 --> 00:44:04.280
<v Speaker 1>he stops singing and he's like, where's that add.

919
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:10.679
<v Speaker 2>What is that? I don't know? But also why is

920
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:13.079
<v Speaker 2>she so mad about it? I don't know. None of

921
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:14.480
<v Speaker 2>it made sense none.

922
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:17.000
<v Speaker 3>If she hasn't told anybody that he's left for five

923
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:20.159
<v Speaker 3>years and he's completely left alone.

924
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:20.920
<v Speaker 2>And she gets so mad.

925
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:23.360
<v Speaker 1>So then it's like Charlotte's not coming, Har's not coming,

926
00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:26.639
<v Speaker 1>Jar's not coming because whatever she's got, she's got issues

927
00:44:26.679 --> 00:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>with the dog. Because the kids coming, they're like, yeah,

928
00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:30.360
<v Speaker 1>my mom's not coming.

929
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:33.800
<v Speaker 3>But now they are not even really that nice. I

930
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:37.760
<v Speaker 3>just want to say this, these kids are kind of assholes.

931
00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:40.639
<v Speaker 3>And don't forget. I keep saying don't forget, but you

932
00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:43.280
<v Speaker 3>know they were real assholes last season two?

933
00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh for sure? Yeah, no, for sure, her mind spoiled?

934
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Lily was you hated her last season?

935
00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:52.760
<v Speaker 2>She was so crazy? Is the name Rose? Isn't it Rose?

936
00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:53.199
<v Speaker 3>And Rock?

937
00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:59.960
<v Speaker 2>So Lily Lily is there? It's Rose. There's no Rose.

938
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:03.880
<v Speaker 2>There was a Rose. Did Rose become Rose became Rock?

939
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:07.360
<v Speaker 3>Well? Then okay, and Rose became Rock. But Lily is

940
00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:08.800
<v Speaker 3>the other. Lily is the daughter.

941
00:45:08.880 --> 00:45:10.519
<v Speaker 2>That's right.

942
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I wrote Roses in Love with the Ballet Dancer, But

943
00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:14.119
<v Speaker 1>you're probably right it's Lily.

944
00:45:14.320 --> 00:45:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Are you sure? I'm one hundred percent sure trust

945
00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:18.840
<v Speaker 2>me on this. Okay?

946
00:45:18.880 --> 00:45:21.079
<v Speaker 1>But then that was kind of funny when the Ballet

947
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Dancer comes out and and Anthony's like, I've seen him

948
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:27.559
<v Speaker 1>on Grinder, which is going to come back around?

949
00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh it is?

950
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:32.039
<v Speaker 1>They were like okay, well, yeah, that's the one. That's

951
00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:35.159
<v Speaker 1>the one Lily's in love with. Okay, So I thought

952
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:35.599
<v Speaker 1>that that was.

953
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:40.559
<v Speaker 3>And I'm sure about Ballet Dancer, Yeah, because I thought

954
00:45:40.599 --> 00:45:45.440
<v Speaker 3>I thought that Anthony was like hey, because he was

955
00:45:45.719 --> 00:45:46.440
<v Speaker 3>staring at him.

956
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was like, hey, this isn't Grinder.

957
00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:51.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought he was saying he saw him on Grinder.

958
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>But it doesn't matter, and it's very possible that he did. Okay,

959
00:45:56.639 --> 00:45:59.400
<v Speaker 1>So I fell in this moment afterwards that only Anthony

960
00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:01.840
<v Speaker 1>was asking the old questions you know, of Carrie, which

961
00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:05.239
<v Speaker 1>was pissing her off, like what the fuck? He basically

962
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:06.280
<v Speaker 1>he's like, what the fuck?

963
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:07.639
<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

964
00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:11.559
<v Speaker 1>Like are you working? Are you writing? Like where's Carrie? Basically,

965
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:13.679
<v Speaker 1>and she's all pissed off.

966
00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:18.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah okay, which then he's gonna have to apologize for

967
00:46:18.239 --> 00:46:22.559
<v Speaker 3>later whichever, No reason I shouldn't have to apologize for,

968
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:24.000
<v Speaker 3>like asking a question.

969
00:46:24.119 --> 00:46:27.760
<v Speaker 1>It's a real mad Before we get to that, really quick,

970
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:30.039
<v Speaker 1>it goes to Charlotte sees the Dog.

971
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:34.639
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's such a dumb, such a dumb storyline. Yeah,

972
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:36.079
<v Speaker 2>it's really a waste of time.

973
00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:38.440
<v Speaker 1>But we don't even have to well we didn't even

974
00:46:38.440 --> 00:46:40.400
<v Speaker 1>have to what if we just cut what if we

975
00:46:40.480 --> 00:46:43.440
<v Speaker 1>make our own show and we cut Charlotte out until

976
00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:49.519
<v Speaker 1>until she's earned way back in do that she will.

977
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Well you never know if any of the ship's going

978
00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:52.000
<v Speaker 2>to come back though.

979
00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:55.320
<v Speaker 1>So well, so yeah, okay, so the dumb dog.

980
00:46:55.840 --> 00:46:58.280
<v Speaker 3>Very sitcom me. Let's just look if you if you're

981
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:00.480
<v Speaker 3>not watching it and you just want to hear our caps,

982
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:04.360
<v Speaker 3>just know that it is like so so sickcommy. Charlotte

983
00:47:04.400 --> 00:47:07.920
<v Speaker 3>goes into a doggy daycare because now she's getting a

984
00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:12.480
<v Speaker 3>bad reputation because the lady had complained about her dog

985
00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:15.480
<v Speaker 3>being like a menace. So she goes into the and

986
00:47:15.800 --> 00:47:20.360
<v Speaker 3>the lady who complained about her the Karen, Yes, her

987
00:47:20.400 --> 00:47:24.400
<v Speaker 3>dog is at the doggy daycare right, and Charlotte is

988
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:27.199
<v Speaker 3>so upset because the guy's like, Nope, I can't take

989
00:47:27.239 --> 00:47:30.440
<v Speaker 3>your dog because so now she's like kind of been canceled.

990
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Which makes no sense, Like how would that guy? What

991
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:35.000
<v Speaker 1>if she has a picture of her None of that

992
00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:37.719
<v Speaker 1>made sense, It's none of it is completely sick commy.

993
00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, super sick.

994
00:47:39.440 --> 00:47:42.039
<v Speaker 1>I just wrote how would they know who cares? So

995
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:44.559
<v Speaker 1>then okay, so Anthony is like comes back to that, like,

996
00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:47.519
<v Speaker 1>are you crazy? Carrie is all mad. Yeah, it's like

997
00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:50.679
<v Speaker 1>what she lay off Anthony so did whatever. So she's

998
00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:53.719
<v Speaker 1>all sad. She goes back to her place. She asks

999
00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:57.840
<v Speaker 1>the cat, Oh yeah, she's now okay. Carrie's never had

1000
00:47:57.880 --> 00:47:59.039
<v Speaker 1>a pet in her life.

1001
00:47:59.360 --> 00:47:59.960
<v Speaker 2>She's not real.

1002
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:02.679
<v Speaker 1>And when Aiden had a dog, Pete back in the day,

1003
00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:04.800
<v Speaker 1>she was awful with Pete. She lost them a bunch

1004
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:07.159
<v Speaker 1>of times. When Pete got sick, she never cared.

1005
00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:08.280
<v Speaker 2>He ate her shoe.

1006
00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:10.360
<v Speaker 1>She was like, really, I understand being mad about that,

1007
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:14.320
<v Speaker 1>but she had no feelings for this dog that was

1008
00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:17.519
<v Speaker 1>her boyfriend's dog and she never mentioned having And then

1009
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:19.880
<v Speaker 1>now she has this was that Chase cat, like she

1010
00:48:19.880 --> 00:48:21.079
<v Speaker 1>had to take somebody's cat.

1011
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:26.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, my god. So that's just are you sure whatever?

1012
00:48:26.199 --> 00:48:26.639
<v Speaker 2>Who cares?

1013
00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Now she has this cat that she's just skulking around with.

1014
00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:31.679
<v Speaker 1>Takes out her magic a ball, which is my thing.

1015
00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:34.800
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's my thing. I asked the magic a

1016
00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:35.639
<v Speaker 1>ball questions.

1017
00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:38.519
<v Speaker 3>Also, you don't shake a magic a ball and a

1018
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:40.639
<v Speaker 3>lot of people do it. You're not supposed to. It

1019
00:48:40.639 --> 00:48:42.920
<v Speaker 3>breaks it, he makes all these bubbles in it. You're

1020
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:44.239
<v Speaker 3>just you can't teet.

1021
00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:45.159
<v Speaker 2>It over right.

1022
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:47.760
<v Speaker 1>I use a virtual one sometimes when I can't make

1023
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:50.119
<v Speaker 1>a decision. I there's an online one that I use

1024
00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:53.440
<v Speaker 1>for real. I totally use the Magic eight ball. But okay,

1025
00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:56.400
<v Speaker 1>so then, okay, oh my god, this is this is

1026
00:48:56.440 --> 00:48:59.000
<v Speaker 1>the part that I already told you about. Yes, and

1027
00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:01.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that we have to, but just buckle up,

1028
00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:05.920
<v Speaker 1>sit down, stand up. She's sitting in bed and Aiden

1029
00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:09.159
<v Speaker 1>calls and he's wasted. Yeah, and he's in a field

1030
00:49:09.239 --> 00:49:11.719
<v Speaker 1>in a truck, just wasted. And I don't know if

1031
00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:13.880
<v Speaker 1>it I mean, like, is he never been drunk because

1032
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:14.599
<v Speaker 1>he's not playing it.

1033
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:20.400
<v Speaker 2>But he's like, okay, I can't slow about carry field.

1034
00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:21.320
<v Speaker 2>I minutage to.

1035
00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:25.239
<v Speaker 3>Feel jaking the beer. And Carrie's like, carry you in

1036
00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:32.960
<v Speaker 3>a field? And Aiden goes, why, I get it? Why why?

1037
00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:35.519
<v Speaker 2>So he's making a pun about Wyatt kid.

1038
00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:37.599
<v Speaker 1>But he's so worried about the did mushrooms that he

1039
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:39.840
<v Speaker 1>had to not talk to carry for five years. And

1040
00:49:39.880 --> 00:49:42.159
<v Speaker 1>here he is calling her for phone sex and she's like, well,

1041
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:43.039
<v Speaker 1>this is confusing.

1042
00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1043
00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:45.880
<v Speaker 3>She's like, oh, so it's funning out, like we're joking

1044
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:47.920
<v Speaker 3>about it now, right. She's like, okay, So she's a

1045
00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:50.239
<v Speaker 3>little confused. I can't wants to fall and have phone sex.

1046
00:49:50.519 --> 00:49:53.320
<v Speaker 3>He starts like fucking around. Then he hits the horn

1047
00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:57.159
<v Speaker 3>by accident, scares himself so much that he shits himself. Now,

1048
00:49:57.199 --> 00:49:59.079
<v Speaker 3>I want you to take a break. It's like, take

1049
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:04.039
<v Speaker 3>a break, pan. It's a little cary and and at

1050
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:04.760
<v Speaker 3>this point.

1051
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:09.960
<v Speaker 2>We should just make Aiden's voice Steve, yeah, car carry

1052
00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:12.079
<v Speaker 2>I ship myself. Do you still want to have full

1053
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:16.519
<v Speaker 2>sex or what? Yeah? That's aid. Now he's just so drunk.

1054
00:50:16.599 --> 00:50:19.239
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I guess, I mean not really like I

1055
00:50:19.239 --> 00:50:20.840
<v Speaker 1>don't even think I wanted to at all.

1056
00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:25.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but first before that, he's just like, are you

1057
00:50:25.239 --> 00:50:26.119
<v Speaker 2>touching yourself?

1058
00:50:26.239 --> 00:50:30.639
<v Speaker 3>Like I touched you, touch my Riyes, touch you, I'm

1059
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:33.559
<v Speaker 3>your vagina, put your fingers on your.

1060
00:50:33.480 --> 00:50:37.199
<v Speaker 2>Vagina, put him inside yourself. Ew. No.

1061
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:40.719
<v Speaker 1>She tries to do it at first until he ships himself,

1062
00:50:40.800 --> 00:50:42.920
<v Speaker 1>and then she's like kind of loses the mood. Right,

1063
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:45.480
<v Speaker 1>so she does the thing that we've probably all done. Okay,

1064
00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:49.000
<v Speaker 1>let's let me ask you this. Why are they not facetiming?

1065
00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:52.119
<v Speaker 1>Are they not face starting this day and age?

1066
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:54.079
<v Speaker 2>This day and age? She did because it's aid, and

1067
00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:56.480
<v Speaker 2>he probably still he's surprised. He doesn't have a fucking.

1068
00:50:56.239 --> 00:50:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Rotary phone, right, they go to my rotary phone because

1069
00:50:58.840 --> 00:51:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm just cool like that cat.

1070
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:03.480
<v Speaker 3>You know me just made this rotary phone at an

1071
00:51:03.559 --> 00:51:10.159
<v Speaker 3>old church. Okay, all right, out of a church. I

1072
00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:12.840
<v Speaker 3>took parts from the foundation of a church.

1073
00:51:13.239 --> 00:51:14.679
<v Speaker 2>And I made this old rotary phone.

1074
00:51:14.719 --> 00:51:17.400
<v Speaker 3>It's not even it's not connected to nothing, because I

1075
00:51:17.400 --> 00:51:18.800
<v Speaker 3>don't believe in anything like that.

1076
00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:21.559
<v Speaker 2>He's just the most fucking annoying.

1077
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:23.360
<v Speaker 1>And so she's just like she does the thing even

1078
00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:25.960
<v Speaker 1>though there for no reason, they're not in real FaceTime,

1079
00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:28.440
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, I'm gonna just pretend.

1080
00:51:28.519 --> 00:51:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's not like the show.

1081
00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:34.480
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't have face time because four scenes ago, Seema she

1082
00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:36.719
<v Speaker 3>was gonna have phone sex with her guy, was gonna

1083
00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:39.480
<v Speaker 3>have actual video sex with her guy.

1084
00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:42.880
<v Speaker 2>And then okay, remember because she was and like.

1085
00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:46.280
<v Speaker 1>A net yes for no reason, something that never would

1086
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:50.159
<v Speaker 1>wear a boostie. But now so you're having to hear

1087
00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:52.880
<v Speaker 1>aiden have like pretty graphic sex. Nor he's like, uh,

1088
00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:57.039
<v Speaker 1>he's like making the craziest sounds. So she has to

1089
00:51:57.079 --> 00:51:59.639
<v Speaker 1>have the ac at this point because he just shipped himself.

1090
00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:04.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is just disgusting. And so then he

1091
00:52:04.400 --> 00:52:07.199
<v Speaker 1>like doesn't.

1092
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:10.920
<v Speaker 3>He's like, did you come, Carrie, And then she's like yeah,

1093
00:52:11.599 --> 00:52:15.280
<v Speaker 3>uh huh mm hmmm, which I mean that's the only

1094
00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:17.800
<v Speaker 3>time I was like I can relate to carry this moment.

1095
00:52:18.440 --> 00:52:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh so so then the nun okay, oh yeah,

1096
00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:31.559
<v Speaker 3>Miranda call. Imagine being on the phone with eight and

1097
00:52:31.800 --> 00:52:33.159
<v Speaker 3>he's just like, oh.

1098
00:52:33.039 --> 00:52:41.480
<v Speaker 6>Oh, I can't and then he's like hold on. He's like,

1099
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:44.719
<v Speaker 6>he's like, hold on, Carrie.

1100
00:52:44.519 --> 00:52:46.119
<v Speaker 3>I want to take the semen and I want to

1101
00:52:46.159 --> 00:52:47.639
<v Speaker 3>I want to make it into an ointment.

1102
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:50.199
<v Speaker 5>But I can put on my on my church. Would

1103
00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:57.119
<v Speaker 5>a tinturetrure to put to put to make it to

1104
00:52:57.159 --> 00:52:59.800
<v Speaker 5>make the wood smoother. So this like this old this

1105
00:53:00.039 --> 00:53:01.960
<v Speaker 5>old chair I made for you, Carrie, but I need

1106
00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:03.119
<v Speaker 5>the ointment of my semen.

1107
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. He's like yeah, I know. He's like,

1108
00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:12.920
<v Speaker 2>oh shiny wood.

1109
00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:17.639
<v Speaker 3>She's like, oh god, this is it's a laminate. It's

1110
00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:20.840
<v Speaker 3>a laminate. What let's make it glasses.

1111
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:23.559
<v Speaker 2>Carry I'm gonna use the semen from the best phone

1112
00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:26.199
<v Speaker 2>sex we've ever had. Did you call me carry? Yes?

1113
00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:30.159
<v Speaker 3>Aiden, it's whyet right there? Whyat It just shows white

1114
00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:33.480
<v Speaker 3>like popping up looking and he's like, Dad, like why

1115
00:53:33.679 --> 00:53:34.599
<v Speaker 3>I thought you were asleep?

1116
00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:43.519
<v Speaker 2>Why it was in the flatbed of the truck. Oh

1117
00:53:43.559 --> 00:53:46.440
<v Speaker 2>my god, Oh my god. And so then why.

1118
00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:48.840
<v Speaker 3>It's like, I'm so high right now, Dad, and he's like, oh,

1119
00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:50.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm on mushrooms.

1120
00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:52.159
<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm tripping out and it's a bad trip. And

1121
00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:55.360
<v Speaker 2>he's like, Carrie, I gotta go handle this mushroom trip.

1122
00:53:55.840 --> 00:53:58.400
<v Speaker 2>And then he tried to like, Lady, I'm shaming out.

1123
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:02.719
<v Speaker 1>He's like, it was five years, but I got my

1124
00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:05.760
<v Speaker 1>shaman slice, so I have to I have to take

1125
00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:07.320
<v Speaker 1>why through these shaman trips.

1126
00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:10.639
<v Speaker 2>You gotta make them good trips carried. And why it's

1127
00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:12.880
<v Speaker 2>like put your put your penis away.

1128
00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:17.280
<v Speaker 3>First off, I'm even though I'm this high, I know

1129
00:54:17.360 --> 00:54:18.360
<v Speaker 3>that your penis is out.

1130
00:54:18.400 --> 00:54:19.519
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny.

1131
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Why it's like, Dad, take me into a facility.

1132
00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I want to go to treatment. I can't. I'm traumatized.

1133
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:33.760
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I'm too drunk right now, and I do whyatt.

1134
00:54:33.840 --> 00:54:35.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't mean to be inappropriate, but can you go

1135
00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:37.079
<v Speaker 3>get go get daddy like.

1136
00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:40.480
<v Speaker 2>A little bottle. I gotta making a chair for Carrie.

1137
00:54:40.679 --> 00:54:47.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's so good. I've been roasting at me.

1138
00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So then Miranda calls and she wants to say,

1139
00:54:51.599 --> 00:54:55.039
<v Speaker 1>like this is when she's like, the nun wants me

1140
00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:58.400
<v Speaker 1>to meet her in Central Park to ride a carousel,

1141
00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:00.320
<v Speaker 1>which was kind of funny.

1142
00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:03.119
<v Speaker 2>Very fun Still better than Chay, Yeah, still better than cha.

1143
00:55:03.239 --> 00:55:04.119
<v Speaker 2>Still take that.

1144
00:55:04.119 --> 00:55:06.280
<v Speaker 1>That was funny and that was just a quick moment.

1145
00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:08.119
<v Speaker 1>And then she's like, I faked an orgasm, but that

1146
00:55:08.199 --> 00:55:10.280
<v Speaker 1>may happen later. I'm not sure that happens later.

1147
00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:13.280
<v Speaker 3>So then Robbie I think that's his name, comes over

1148
00:55:13.320 --> 00:55:16.119
<v Speaker 3>to Sima's house because she's demanded that he fly in

1149
00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:19.119
<v Speaker 3>from Egypt. Right, it comes to me a huge thing

1150
00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:22.559
<v Speaker 3>of flowers. He's in the middle of a movie. Right,

1151
00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:26.519
<v Speaker 3>Just keep that in mind if you haven't watched, keep

1152
00:55:26.519 --> 00:55:28.519
<v Speaker 3>in mind that he's in the middle of a movie

1153
00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:31.760
<v Speaker 3>and he flew from Egypt because she was like, I

1154
00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:32.800
<v Speaker 3>really need to see you.

1155
00:55:33.400 --> 00:55:34.519
<v Speaker 2>Brings her flowers.

1156
00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Then they have sex. Then he has the audacity to

1157
00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:41.559
<v Speaker 3>be dressed in the morning and she's like, what are

1158
00:55:41.599 --> 00:55:46.239
<v Speaker 3>you doing? Why are you dressed? And he's like, oh, well,

1159
00:55:46.280 --> 00:55:49.880
<v Speaker 3>because you know, I'm on Egypt time. But hey, like

1160
00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:53.199
<v Speaker 3>I made reservations at some restaurant I can't pronounce. It's

1161
00:55:53.239 --> 00:55:57.159
<v Speaker 3>like super fancy and she's like, oh, because she's because

1162
00:55:57.159 --> 00:55:57.920
<v Speaker 3>she is Samantha.

1163
00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh oh, but Dobby Doby, is it like Egypt?

1164
00:56:04.599 --> 00:56:05.440
<v Speaker 2>Is it anything like that?

1165
00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:07.559
<v Speaker 1>He has to go location scouting. He's like, yeah, first,

1166
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:09.159
<v Speaker 1>I got to do a little bit of work though,

1167
00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:14.199
<v Speaker 1>right and mad right, Uh, you have to work. So

1168
00:56:14.320 --> 00:56:16.559
<v Speaker 1>he wants her to come though, which.

1169
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I will argue to anyone.

1170
00:56:19.039 --> 00:56:21.360
<v Speaker 3>I know you're not arguing with me, but I don't

1171
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:23.480
<v Speaker 3>think he did anything that wrong.

1172
00:56:23.400 --> 00:56:28.239
<v Speaker 2>Like she's being so ridiculous. He flew from Egypt.

1173
00:56:28.280 --> 00:56:30.119
<v Speaker 3>He wants to spend time with her, but he's like,

1174
00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:32.840
<v Speaker 3>I have to go just look at this location. So

1175
00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:36.239
<v Speaker 3>she's like fine, she gets in the car. Now there's

1176
00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:39.000
<v Speaker 3>like five people in the car. You're in like a van,

1177
00:56:39.679 --> 00:56:42.159
<v Speaker 3>and there's a woman in the back. And then he's like,

1178
00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.880
<v Speaker 3>what's who's got fragrance on? And the woman in the

1179
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:48.320
<v Speaker 3>backs like it's not me. She's like, I haven't worn

1180
00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:51.280
<v Speaker 3>fragrance in five years, which reminds me of at my

1181
00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:54.840
<v Speaker 3>guy tocologist's office, and I can get another doctor's office.

1182
00:56:54.960 --> 00:56:57.960
<v Speaker 3>They're very crazy about like you're not allowed to wear

1183
00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:01.960
<v Speaker 3>scented deodorant, Yeah, fragrance, Like I guess some of these

1184
00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:03.519
<v Speaker 3>doctors are like sensitive.

1185
00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:06.199
<v Speaker 1>I went to a wedding like that this woman. I

1186
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:08.559
<v Speaker 1>know that the couple is still married. So as many

1187
00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:11.280
<v Speaker 1>years ago I really liked I was friends with the guy.

1188
00:57:11.679 --> 00:57:13.320
<v Speaker 1>We were all friends with him, but we didn't really

1189
00:57:13.400 --> 00:57:14.960
<v Speaker 1>like her. I'm just gonna say it. I can say

1190
00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:16.880
<v Speaker 1>it twenty years later, right, Yeah, And she had a

1191
00:57:16.920 --> 00:57:19.599
<v Speaker 1>thing on the wedding invitation which was very fancy, but

1192
00:57:19.760 --> 00:57:21.920
<v Speaker 1>it was like the four Seasons or something. It's said

1193
00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:25.199
<v Speaker 1>on the invitation, no deonnorant or perfumes please, bride is allergic.

1194
00:57:25.559 --> 00:57:29.039
<v Speaker 1>She was the most annoying person I saw, truly, she's

1195
00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:30.880
<v Speaker 1>up there. Yeah, I hate saying that he's not going

1196
00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:32.360
<v Speaker 1>to listen to this, right ah no?

1197
00:57:33.039 --> 00:57:37.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh, so like it's me, which I don't know if

1198
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:39.639
<v Speaker 3>that's supposed to be like a mic drop, like I'll

1199
00:57:39.960 --> 00:57:43.360
<v Speaker 3>I call the shots here, I'll wear fragrance whatever. Right,

1200
00:57:43.679 --> 00:57:48.239
<v Speaker 3>So then we see a quick uh so Charlotte and

1201
00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Lisa are walking down.

1202
00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:52.360
<v Speaker 2>The street, of course, like you do all day.

1203
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:55.360
<v Speaker 3>And Lisa is like, you should maybe give that woman's

1204
00:57:55.400 --> 00:57:58.480
<v Speaker 3>dog an MRI, like you know whatever, pay for it,

1205
00:57:58.599 --> 00:58:03.199
<v Speaker 3>right and then and then I have I thought they

1206
00:58:03.239 --> 00:58:05.840
<v Speaker 3>were walking but maybe they're in her house. Yeah, because

1207
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:09.320
<v Speaker 3>then the dog walking tries to eat the American girl doll.

1208
00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they were in her house. You're right, Yeah,

1209
00:58:11.880 --> 00:58:14.199
<v Speaker 1>it goes with them like maybe it's not a perfect dog.

1210
00:58:14.519 --> 00:58:16.639
<v Speaker 1>What a great storyline, weren't.

1211
00:58:17.639 --> 00:58:18.639
<v Speaker 2>So back to Sema.

1212
00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:21.360
<v Speaker 3>Seema's getting really annoyed because now they're on a peer

1213
00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:24.400
<v Speaker 3>uh doing a location scout stuff.

1214
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Hold on one second, I'm so sorry he's gone into

1215
00:58:26.960 --> 00:58:28.519
<v Speaker 1>a corner. I got to get him out really quick

1216
00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:29.119
<v Speaker 1>because he's like.

1217
00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:33.199
<v Speaker 3>So as I was saying, Seema is with the director

1218
00:58:33.239 --> 00:58:36.320
<v Speaker 3>guy and there they're on the pier and she's getting

1219
00:58:36.440 --> 00:58:38.960
<v Speaker 3>so unreasonably I think mad.

1220
00:58:39.800 --> 00:58:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, it reminded me.

1221
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, she's mad that he's working right, right, And remember

1222
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:47.480
<v Speaker 1>my joke with my friend about Sissy Spasic and the

1223
00:58:47.519 --> 00:58:51.320
<v Speaker 1>movie JFK, where she's so mad at Kevin Costner, who's

1224
00:58:51.360 --> 00:58:54.760
<v Speaker 1>a detective trying to solve the JFK murder, and she's like,

1225
00:58:55.280 --> 00:58:58.079
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna work. You're going to try to solve a

1226
00:58:58.199 --> 00:59:03.079
<v Speaker 1>murder on easta day. And it's just like how every

1227
00:59:03.159 --> 00:59:05.719
<v Speaker 1>bad wife is written in these movies, especially by like

1228
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:08.280
<v Speaker 1>Oliver Stone or somebody like that, Like yes, because she

1229
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:10.159
<v Speaker 1>and she also had a slight whisp like.

1230
00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:14.039
<v Speaker 3>Eat the Sunday trying to solve a murder of a president.

1231
00:59:15.519 --> 00:59:18.079
<v Speaker 2>That's what it reminds me of. And it's just like Girol.

1232
00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Even Samantha wouldn't like Samantha was the opposite of that.

1233
00:59:21.480 --> 00:59:23.440
<v Speaker 2>She wanted like someone really driven.

1234
00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:26.199
<v Speaker 3>And why wouldn't you just be like this is I'm

1235
00:59:26.199 --> 00:59:28.119
<v Speaker 3>not saying you you know you're gonna be like a

1236
00:59:28.159 --> 00:59:30.320
<v Speaker 3>tourist and go, my god, this is the coolest thing

1237
00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:30.920
<v Speaker 3>I've ever seen.

1238
00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:33.360
<v Speaker 2>You're making exactly.

1239
00:59:33.400 --> 00:59:35.360
<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't you be like, oh my god, you flew

1240
00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:37.800
<v Speaker 3>all the way back from Egypt for me. The least

1241
00:59:37.840 --> 00:59:39.000
<v Speaker 3>I could do is go with you?

1242
00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like cool?

1243
00:59:41.400 --> 00:59:45.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and he and he to his to defend him more.

1244
00:59:45.719 --> 00:59:48.239
<v Speaker 3>He's like, isn't this like pretty cool? Like look at

1245
00:59:48.239 --> 00:59:53.840
<v Speaker 3>this like view and stuff, and she's like, uh so

1246
00:59:53.920 --> 01:00:00.639
<v Speaker 3>she just calls Carrie to complain like a bach right,

1247
01:00:00.800 --> 01:00:05.000
<v Speaker 3>that's what I have is or maybe or does she

1248
01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:06.000
<v Speaker 3>break up with them first?

1249
01:00:06.599 --> 01:00:08.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. I think not yet, because then we

1250
01:00:08.760 --> 01:00:11.800
<v Speaker 1>go over back to Charlotte. She runs into the dog

1251
01:00:11.880 --> 01:00:14.159
<v Speaker 1>Lady and she's like, Okay, I'll pay the bill whatever,

1252
01:00:14.199 --> 01:00:16.039
<v Speaker 1>and then all of a sudden, another dog that looks

1253
01:00:16.039 --> 01:00:17.639
<v Speaker 1>like it like it runs up.

1254
01:00:17.719 --> 01:00:19.679
<v Speaker 2>It warn't rant, it was the wrong dog.

1255
01:00:20.480 --> 01:00:24.840
<v Speaker 3>It was the most it was the most sitcommst sitcom

1256
01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:26.400
<v Speaker 3>scene I've ever seen.

1257
01:00:26.400 --> 01:00:28.480
<v Speaker 2>I know, for no reason. It didn't fit with the

1258
01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:30.639
<v Speaker 2>rest of the show. Really no, it didn't.

1259
01:00:30.679 --> 01:00:33.360
<v Speaker 3>It's like they needed to find something for her that's

1260
01:00:33.519 --> 01:00:38.039
<v Speaker 3>just not real, right, not like a real storyline with

1261
01:00:38.079 --> 01:00:39.639
<v Speaker 3>like real people, right.

1262
01:00:39.800 --> 01:00:41.239
<v Speaker 2>I just thought it was so stupid.

1263
01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:44.039
<v Speaker 1>So this then they go back to the director and

1264
01:00:44.039 --> 01:00:46.440
<v Speaker 1>he's found this beautiful shot, like it's like, Okay, this

1265
01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:49.480
<v Speaker 1>is it, this weird apocalyptic thing we're looking for. Cool

1266
01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:52.360
<v Speaker 1>take a minute, yeah, and go good job everybody, Like

1267
01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:54.239
<v Speaker 1>this is really cool now. Instead, she's like, I deserve

1268
01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:58.760
<v Speaker 1>more than this. Goodbye. I'm sure you have exactly what

1269
01:00:58.800 --> 01:01:00.559
<v Speaker 1>she said. But she's she's done.

1270
01:01:00.599 --> 01:01:04.039
<v Speaker 3>She's out something about like the end of his movie, like.

1271
01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:05.000
<v Speaker 2>And he's so excited.

1272
01:01:05.039 --> 01:01:07.400
<v Speaker 3>He's like, wouldn't this be so cool for like then

1273
01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:09.840
<v Speaker 3>the heroes of our movie it's like their last whatever.

1274
01:01:09.880 --> 01:01:13.320
<v Speaker 3>And she's like, yeah, well it's like Abu Jabi like

1275
01:01:13.519 --> 01:01:18.639
<v Speaker 3>life imitates art right, because we're done and it's just

1276
01:01:18.760 --> 01:01:19.400
<v Speaker 3>dressed like that.

1277
01:01:19.480 --> 01:01:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Why is she can dress like that to go like

1278
01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:24.079
<v Speaker 1>location scouting for to just put on some jeans.

1279
01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:26.280
<v Speaker 2>Girl, you have to wear pants suit to everything.

1280
01:01:26.639 --> 01:01:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's so much and it's I know, it's old

1281
01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:31.199
<v Speaker 1>school and I know Carri that's the big thing about

1282
01:01:31.199 --> 01:01:33.599
<v Speaker 1>the characters. And Carrie is always in dire or whatever.

1283
01:01:33.639 --> 01:01:37.760
<v Speaker 1>But it's getting tired, like it just is ridiculous. All

1284
01:01:37.960 --> 01:01:42.320
<v Speaker 1>these just impossible like demands, I know. So she breaks

1285
01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:46.719
<v Speaker 1>up bye bye. So then Carrie goes to get drinks

1286
01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:48.199
<v Speaker 1>with Charlotte and Miranda again I have.

1287
01:01:49.920 --> 01:01:53.360
<v Speaker 3>Let me see so yes, no, no, not yet. So

1288
01:01:53.400 --> 01:01:56.519
<v Speaker 3>we're at the Red Rooster where Lisa's thrown a party

1289
01:01:56.559 --> 01:01:59.960
<v Speaker 3>for Herbert. She's kind of mad, She's like big mad.

1290
01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:04.079
<v Speaker 3>So it's the big campaign party that well, she's fed

1291
01:02:04.199 --> 01:02:06.599
<v Speaker 3>up because she has her own life too, and everybody

1292
01:02:06.599 --> 01:02:10.880
<v Speaker 3>wants her to do stuff. Remember, so, for no real

1293
01:02:11.039 --> 01:02:14.880
<v Speaker 3>reason except that they're making a TV show, Carrie has

1294
01:02:14.920 --> 01:02:18.320
<v Speaker 3>to meet up with Charlotte and Miranda at Herbert's party.

1295
01:02:19.480 --> 01:02:24.360
<v Speaker 3>Controller Like why would that be? Why would she invite

1296
01:02:24.400 --> 01:02:28.519
<v Speaker 3>her three girlfriends to copure her husband's comptroller party with

1297
01:02:28.599 --> 01:02:30.599
<v Speaker 3>like other comptroll like city people.

1298
01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:32.840
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't mean it's nice.

1299
01:02:33.199 --> 01:02:36.079
<v Speaker 3>It makes no sense, but whatever. So they're sitting there

1300
01:02:36.360 --> 01:02:40.440
<v Speaker 3>and then Carrie's like, you guys, Aiden called and we

1301
01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:43.480
<v Speaker 3>had phone sex. But then we stopped halfway and you guys,

1302
01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:47.000
<v Speaker 3>I faked phone sex and now I felt this honest.

1303
01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:49.840
<v Speaker 3>That was the most honest thing between us.

1304
01:02:49.880 --> 01:02:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Guys.

1305
01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:54.440
<v Speaker 3>We were so honest about our sexuality.

1306
01:02:55.400 --> 01:02:59.840
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? Right? Right? That was annoying to you too? Right?

1307
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was ridiculous. It was yes, yes, the whole

1308
01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:06.039
<v Speaker 1>thing isn't. Yes completely.

1309
01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:08.440
<v Speaker 2>So is this when Anthony for some reason comes in

1310
01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:11.599
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, I'm gay. Why did he yell that?

1311
01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:18.559
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so let's see, yeah, mar okay. So yeah, Anthony

1312
01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:21.559
<v Speaker 3>shows up. Well, it's time for Herbert to make a speech.

1313
01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:22.519
<v Speaker 2>He's always making.

1314
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Speeches, yeah, because he's running for office.

1315
01:03:26.400 --> 01:03:28.360
<v Speaker 2>So she shows up for no reason.

1316
01:03:28.440 --> 01:03:34.159
<v Speaker 3>Why would why would she invite her girlfriends and their friends? Like, hey, Joe, worry,

1317
01:03:34.159 --> 01:03:37.840
<v Speaker 3>it's a plus whatever, just bring all, bring everybody everyone

1318
01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:40.679
<v Speaker 3>in the cast, yeah, to the to the party. So

1319
01:03:40.719 --> 01:03:43.440
<v Speaker 3>then he shows up, he's like, I'm sorry, I was

1320
01:03:43.519 --> 01:03:44.400
<v Speaker 3>way too hard on you.

1321
01:03:44.599 --> 01:03:46.119
<v Speaker 2>What No, you weren't.

1322
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:51.000
<v Speaker 3>And she's like that's okay. Whatever. Anyway, So then the

1323
01:03:51.079 --> 01:03:56.400
<v Speaker 3>campaign manager. Okay, So then there's this like a cappella

1324
01:03:56.599 --> 01:04:01.000
<v Speaker 3>group to show that he can sing, because he can't.

1325
01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:04.119
<v Speaker 3>It's amazing because he was in Hamilton, so I used him.

1326
01:04:04.159 --> 01:04:08.760
<v Speaker 3>Well here right, I believe Yeah, so shows up and

1327
01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:12.960
<v Speaker 3>then the this is where the manager. The campaign manager

1328
01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:17.360
<v Speaker 3>is like a cappella group not cool? And now she

1329
01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:19.679
<v Speaker 3>kind of loses her mind. She's like shut up, like

1330
01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:22.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, and he's like, whoa, Okay, why are you

1331
01:04:22.440 --> 01:04:25.559
<v Speaker 3>getting so spicy basically, and she's like, I'm trying to

1332
01:04:25.559 --> 01:04:29.760
<v Speaker 3>be a parent and run the PTA and shop a

1333
01:04:29.840 --> 01:04:32.079
<v Speaker 3>documentary and I can't do it at all.

1334
01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Right, She's right, she's upset, Yeah, she said. So.

1335
01:04:37.599 --> 01:04:43.199
<v Speaker 3>Back at the group of the people, Anthony and Carrie, Miranda,

1336
01:04:43.440 --> 01:04:49.039
<v Speaker 3>they're talking and Miranda gets another text from the nun. Okay,

1337
01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:52.920
<v Speaker 3>and she's like this was very funny. She's like, oh

1338
01:04:52.920 --> 01:04:56.280
<v Speaker 3>my god, this nun is in love with me? Or

1339
01:04:56.320 --> 01:05:01.639
<v Speaker 3>maybe are they back at Carrie's house? I no, no,

1340
01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:04.000
<v Speaker 3>there's still the party. They're still party. She's like, oh

1341
01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:05.800
<v Speaker 3>my god, this nun is in love with me. She

1342
01:05:05.840 --> 01:05:07.960
<v Speaker 3>wants me to meet her. She just got out of

1343
01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:11.039
<v Speaker 3>Wicked and she wants me the meter at the eminem store.

1344
01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:15.480
<v Speaker 2>At Times Square, at Old Times Square. It was amazing.

1345
01:05:15.559 --> 01:05:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine if somebody like was like, I'm in

1346
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:21.880
<v Speaker 3>Times Square, meet me by King Kong.

1347
01:05:22.400 --> 01:05:24.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't imagine. I know people that do that.

1348
01:05:24.639 --> 01:05:25.920
<v Speaker 1>They'll come here and be like, you want to do

1349
01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:27.840
<v Speaker 1>like the Hollywood you want to do like a TMC tour.

1350
01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I do not, and I won't. But she's like, okay,

1351
01:05:31.440 --> 01:05:33.000
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, okay, I'll just do this.

1352
01:05:33.440 --> 01:05:35.559
<v Speaker 3>I think she's going to kind of break up with her.

1353
01:05:35.480 --> 01:05:38.119
<v Speaker 2>Right right kind of, but she goes in. It's like

1354
01:05:38.239 --> 01:05:39.199
<v Speaker 2>kind of nightmarish.

1355
01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:43.119
<v Speaker 3>It's so she's standing in Times Square by King Kong,

1356
01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:45.760
<v Speaker 3>who's like a guy dressed up in a giant King

1357
01:05:45.840 --> 01:05:47.119
<v Speaker 3>Kong outfit that takes.

1358
01:05:46.920 --> 01:05:47.599
<v Speaker 2>Pictures with you.

1359
01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:49.880
<v Speaker 3>And I told you about when I went to New

1360
01:05:49.960 --> 01:05:52.880
<v Speaker 3>York and got caught by the one of those characters

1361
01:05:52.920 --> 01:05:55.800
<v Speaker 3>and they make you take a picture. They grab you

1362
01:05:56.039 --> 01:05:58.079
<v Speaker 3>and they shove you in a picture, and then they

1363
01:05:58.400 --> 01:05:59.679
<v Speaker 3>just get in front of you and take the picture

1364
01:05:59.719 --> 01:06:02.440
<v Speaker 3>and then they go okay, that's that's twenty five dollars,

1365
01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:07.559
<v Speaker 3>and you're like what, so then you have to avoid them. Oh,

1366
01:06:07.599 --> 01:06:09.360
<v Speaker 3>one of them, I tried. I was like, well, will

1367
01:06:09.400 --> 01:06:11.440
<v Speaker 3>you take five dollars? And they're like no, it's twenty

1368
01:06:11.440 --> 01:06:13.199
<v Speaker 3>five dollars. And I was like, well, you're just gonna

1369
01:06:13.199 --> 01:06:15.320
<v Speaker 3>have to take five. I was with LB and she

1370
01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:18.480
<v Speaker 3>was mortified, and I was like, well, then stay the

1371
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:22.840
<v Speaker 3>fuck away from these characters. It's highway robbery. Okay, So

1372
01:06:23.000 --> 01:06:24.639
<v Speaker 3>you don't have to pay them anything, you don't have

1373
01:06:24.679 --> 01:06:26.719
<v Speaker 3>to do shit, just be like fuck off. That's how

1374
01:06:26.760 --> 01:06:28.840
<v Speaker 3>you next time you go to New York. Okay, somebody

1375
01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:31.039
<v Speaker 3>pulls that shit with you, just tell them to fuck off.

1376
01:06:31.119 --> 01:06:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I promise. So then, so.

1377
01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:38.159
<v Speaker 3>The nun so Rosie O'Donnell is like is like wearing

1378
01:06:38.199 --> 01:06:41.960
<v Speaker 3>a wicked shirt, and she hands Miranda some Eminem's and

1379
01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:46.239
<v Speaker 3>she's like, I got them like special, you know, M

1380
01:06:46.280 --> 01:06:52.559
<v Speaker 3>and M like for Mary and Miranda, but Marianza, Heyrianza.

1381
01:06:52.760 --> 01:06:56.079
<v Speaker 2>And she's like, oh god, I mean it's so sweet

1382
01:06:56.280 --> 01:06:58.800
<v Speaker 2>but also so sad, and she goes, hey.

1383
01:06:58.840 --> 01:07:02.639
<v Speaker 3>You want to spend the night, and Miranda's like, oh

1384
01:07:02.679 --> 01:07:06.800
<v Speaker 3>my god, listen, we need to talk, like right, please, don't.

1385
01:07:06.880 --> 01:07:09.320
<v Speaker 3>I know you're like newly on your journey or whatever,

1386
01:07:09.400 --> 01:07:11.400
<v Speaker 3>but like I don't want you to leave. God, for me,

1387
01:07:11.960 --> 01:07:14.360
<v Speaker 3>and she's like, oh, goad, no, I would never.

1388
01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:15.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm married to that. That's gonna leave.

1389
01:07:15.880 --> 01:07:21.000
<v Speaker 1>God, I'm a Red Sox fan from Boston in my cap.

1390
01:07:21.760 --> 01:07:26.599
<v Speaker 3>And then she's like, I have been changed for good.

1391
01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:29.559
<v Speaker 2>They had to get Wicked in. They had to like

1392
01:07:29.679 --> 01:07:32.440
<v Speaker 2>find a way. Oh my god, you're right, because you know,

1393
01:07:32.760 --> 01:07:33.800
<v Speaker 2>you know who writes the show.

1394
01:07:33.840 --> 01:07:36.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean like, yeah, they got it in. They got

1395
01:07:36.320 --> 01:07:38.719
<v Speaker 1>it in. I didn't totally hate at that moment. I

1396
01:07:38.760 --> 01:07:40.880
<v Speaker 1>thought that was like the most interesting storyline.

1397
01:07:41.000 --> 01:07:42.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh so all of that funny.

1398
01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:45.440
<v Speaker 3>Because Miranda's just like oh, She's like yeah, that's from Wicked.

1399
01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:48.800
<v Speaker 2>And Miranda's like, yeah, I figured, yeah that was kind

1400
01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:50.280
<v Speaker 2>of that was kind of sweet. Yeah.

1401
01:07:50.320 --> 01:07:52.400
<v Speaker 1>But then just when you think you're out, just you're like,

1402
01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:54.960
<v Speaker 1>all right, credits have got to come soon, right, right,

1403
01:07:55.039 --> 01:07:56.519
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, Carrie's like, you know what, now

1404
01:07:56.559 --> 01:07:58.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm in the mood. You know what I wasn't able

1405
01:07:58.559 --> 01:08:00.599
<v Speaker 1>to do before, But now I'm gonna call and try

1406
01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:03.159
<v Speaker 1>to have a phone sex with him. She calls Aiden

1407
01:08:03.199 --> 01:08:06.840
<v Speaker 1>on the old timey phone yep, and he's like She's like, She's.

1408
01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Like, hey, now what are you doing.

1409
01:08:09.079 --> 01:08:11.079
<v Speaker 3>She's like, hey, I want to be honest with you,

1410
01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:15.159
<v Speaker 3>like the other night, like I wasn't actually masturbating, but

1411
01:08:15.320 --> 01:08:16.319
<v Speaker 3>now I'm gonna do it.

1412
01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm ready in my hands. She's putting her hands

1413
01:08:18.680 --> 01:08:19.920
<v Speaker 1>like down and then he's.

1414
01:08:19.760 --> 01:08:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh no, it's not a good time, Carrie. And

1415
01:08:22.680 --> 01:08:25.680
<v Speaker 2>then you look at hands over and his weird fourteen

1416
01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:28.439
<v Speaker 2>year old son Wyatt is sleeping in the bed with him.

1417
01:08:28.880 --> 01:08:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Now let us I do not even know how to

1418
01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:33.439
<v Speaker 2>unpack that. I don't understand why he would be there

1419
01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:36.119
<v Speaker 2>at all, Like why is whyite there? And why is

1420
01:08:36.199 --> 01:08:40.399
<v Speaker 2>aiden such a dick to keys? Just like no, bye,

1421
01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:44.359
<v Speaker 2>now he's not a great like see ya what I

1422
01:08:44.439 --> 01:08:47.800
<v Speaker 2>just was like what the fuck? And then the alarm

1423
01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:51.359
<v Speaker 2>goes off again because you know rich, right rich?

1424
01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:54.680
<v Speaker 3>And she goes and she's like, h can't sleep. Let

1425
01:08:54.680 --> 01:08:56.760
<v Speaker 3>me get my laptop and do something. She's like, you

1426
01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:58.920
<v Speaker 3>know what, I need to find my old self again.

1427
01:08:59.159 --> 01:09:00.960
<v Speaker 3>I haven't been writing a long time because I don't

1428
01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:02.239
<v Speaker 3>need to do anything ever again.

1429
01:09:02.279 --> 01:09:04.439
<v Speaker 1>Because I have so much money, I think I'm gonna

1430
01:09:04.479 --> 01:09:07.359
<v Speaker 1>start writing again. Let me find myself. And then I

1431
01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:11.319
<v Speaker 1>just wrote what happened to her podcast that has never

1432
01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:13.520
<v Speaker 1>been mentioned again. I guess they shut down. Remember they

1433
01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:14.119
<v Speaker 1>shut it down.

1434
01:09:14.239 --> 01:09:16.680
<v Speaker 3>Yes, now she's going to be a writer again. Oh yeah,

1435
01:09:16.720 --> 01:09:19.520
<v Speaker 3>she's not gonna write much. She's gonna write. She's going

1436
01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:22.319
<v Speaker 3>to write. She didn't know what she was getting herself,

1437
01:09:22.399 --> 01:09:23.520
<v Speaker 3>got herself into.

1438
01:09:24.520 --> 01:09:27.000
<v Speaker 2>That's what she's like. Dust off, she blows dust off

1439
01:09:27.039 --> 01:09:31.479
<v Speaker 2>the old apple. Yeah, I mean yeah, that's where we end.

1440
01:09:32.359 --> 01:09:36.000
<v Speaker 2>And that line, and just like that, the show comes

1441
01:09:36.039 --> 01:09:38.079
<v Speaker 2>to an end. Now I'm going to tell you, and

1442
01:09:38.119 --> 01:09:39.520
<v Speaker 2>I'll just say this one more time.

1443
01:09:39.560 --> 01:09:41.840
<v Speaker 1>It does get better, and I know there will be

1444
01:09:41.960 --> 01:09:44.520
<v Speaker 1>still times that we can trust me, we'll still hate

1445
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:45.159
<v Speaker 1>watch a little bit.

1446
01:09:45.199 --> 01:09:47.159
<v Speaker 2>But I promise you you're going to actually enjoy it.

1447
01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:48.760
<v Speaker 2>I promise.

1448
01:09:48.960 --> 01:09:52.119
<v Speaker 3>I believe you. I believe I'm in I'm watching it.

1449
01:09:52.359 --> 01:09:54.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean, just for the phone sex alone.

1450
01:09:54.039 --> 01:10:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Fun, it's fun. Carrie. Did you come? All right?

1451
01:10:02.800 --> 01:10:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Everybody right? Thank you for being here. We miss Steve,

1452
01:10:07.640 --> 01:10:09.680
<v Speaker 1>we miss Chay a little bit at this point. Yes,

1453
01:10:09.800 --> 01:10:10.520
<v Speaker 1>we miss you all.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you that. Thanks for and follow along. We'll be

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<v Speaker 2>doing this every week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, along with the Valley and all other kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff and Hollywood cringe and you know what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing all the things.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we'll see you like Monday, Tuesday soon Nos.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice bye bye a
