Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to Rose Pricks. This is Cecily Nobler.
Speaker 2: You know who.
Speaker 1: This is here with Stephanie Wilder Taylor who. That is
Speaker 1: what what we're doing. We're doing our my show. We
Speaker 1: all we get a show. Sometimes it's like it's one
Speaker 1: for Stephanie, one for me. Like Stephanie likes what do
Speaker 1: I like? I like the Robby Show. She wants to
Speaker 1: do the Cosby Show, and I'm like, I don't think
Speaker 1: people are going to be why.
Speaker 2: I don't know how people are going to follow along.
Speaker 3: I was with us so happy that bummed when they
Speaker 3: were like, we're not going to show Cosby's show reruns anymore.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, why, how are we going to
Speaker 3: recap it? I'm like, look, let me help. It's just
Speaker 3: Cockroach copied some homework off the FIO.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's pretty much it.
Speaker 3: Wood Camille, Oh, Camille, wife Blair.
Speaker 2: Camille's is real life with.
Speaker 3: The fedection, the holding of Blair, of the routing and
Speaker 3: the factsing.
Speaker 1: Now, that is all I can say is well Cosby
Speaker 1: and it's the same exact thing every single time. But
Speaker 1: point being, Stephanie really want to recap the Cosme show
Speaker 1: and I'm like, ugh, I don't think it's the time
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 2: I think it's and just like that is where it's at.
Speaker 2: Here's where we are.
Speaker 3: They're both Listen, we can agree that they're both. They
Speaker 3: both have their own cultural significance.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, let's do some macros. Let's get into
Speaker 1: this because this is the premiere. We're right here with it.
Speaker 1: It just happened. I saw it a couple a week ago.
Speaker 1: You saw it a while yeah, I got to see
Speaker 1: it early. So I'm kind of like not understanding a
Speaker 1: lot of my notes. So I'm not sure how great
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here, but but I do have them.
Speaker 2: Let me do you want to do? Why don't you
Speaker 2: do a macro? First? Uh, you're not gonna love my macro.
Speaker 2: Oh it's okay, let's be honest.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's my macro. I don't I didn't like it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have fun making fun of it. But it's
Speaker 3: so fucking corny. Was it always this corny?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Was everybody always just making puns to each other?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: The only one that's funny is Miranda. I like the storyline,
Speaker 3: which we'll get to. I liked like she's actually being
Speaker 3: funny and making fun of stuff that's real stuff to
Speaker 3: make fun of.
Speaker 2: The rest of it's all. So yeah, Carrie, here's the thing,
Speaker 2: is what I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 3: I feel like Carrie and Aiden like belong together at
Speaker 3: this point, like they're both basic and corny.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, well, I'm not gonna okay, I'm gonna push
Speaker 1: back because Aiden doesn't belong with anyone on the show.
Speaker 1: Aiden should I can't. I mean that is all right.
Speaker 1: First Macro that you guys maybe don't know. Although I
Speaker 1: did plug this a couple of times, I am loving it.
Speaker 1: I am the first episode is the worst that I've
Speaker 1: seen yet of not of the whole not of the
Speaker 1: whole series, but just of this of season three of
Speaker 1: been just like that. So this is definitely the worst one.
Speaker 1: But I I, like I said, I think they fixed
Speaker 1: so many things. They listened to so many of our complaints,
Speaker 1: and they're like, Okay, it's like they got rid of
Speaker 1: they They must have not only fired the writing staff,
Speaker 1: like I think that they put them on they like
Speaker 1: Share Shelley Miscabbage them. They are like undercover somewhere on
Speaker 1: an island, not allowed to talk to anyone.
Speaker 2: That we're missing somebody from season two. You're not letting me.
Speaker 1: You're letting me get away with saying they Shelley miscabbage
Speaker 1: them because I thought that was really funny.
Speaker 2: I'm with you on that. Yeah, I mean they are gone.
Speaker 1: They are gone without a trace, I think, because it's
Speaker 1: a whole different vibe. Yes, say has gone Big Macro
Speaker 1: note like and as though, and let me tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you one spoiler. I'm six episodes in.
Speaker 1: There is no mention of her them. There's no mention
Speaker 1: of them. There has not like Chae never happened, which
Speaker 1: is amazing to me because remember remember when the when
Speaker 1: Stamford passed away, when the gentleman who played him died,
Speaker 1: so they didn't really know what to do because they'd
Speaker 1: already killed off Big. So okay, I guess we have
Speaker 1: to just like he's going to just leave a note
Speaker 1: for Anthony and move to Japan.
Speaker 2: And then not only was that the worst.
Speaker 1: Idea ever for any writer's room to ever happen, but they.
Speaker 2: Kept bringing it up. They could have just said that once.
Speaker 1: And go okay, let's just like let that die because
Speaker 1: that was just a really bad choice. And now let's
Speaker 1: just like move on, but no, they brought it up
Speaker 1: all the time. However, Shay was a like full time
Speaker 1: cast member for two seasons and like moved to la
Speaker 1: for like their big break, and we just no conton,
Speaker 1: no no questions, no notes.
Speaker 2: Y Yeah, that is very strange. It's insane. Now I
Speaker 2: want to say something positive.
Speaker 1: Opening scene, they're playing yeas, they're playing only You by
Speaker 1: yaz and so how are you not already like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm.
Speaker 3: In Well that was the first thing that I really liked.
Speaker 3: I was like, ohow Alison, mm hmm is so great.
Speaker 3: I love her same same, all right, we can agree
Speaker 3: on that. So it starts right away. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's really cool, except that then I start really cool problems.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, one of the problems is that Carrie is now
Speaker 1: writing a postcard. They're writing each other postcards that they
Speaker 1: don't write anything on. They just send post silent postcards.
Speaker 1: Because Aiden, did I say, Aidan? I may have said
Speaker 1: something else. Aiden Last. At the end of Remember Last,
Speaker 1: Just for those who don't remember, his son Wyatt, who
Speaker 1: is a nightmare. Another spoiler, a Nightmare crashed the truck
Speaker 1: into a field on mushrooms nobody got hurt. It's just
Speaker 1: in a field. Nothing really unless you rolled the truck.
Speaker 1: Like it really wasn't that big of a deal.
Speaker 2: He did. He's like feeded mushrooms. Aiden went insane and
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I gotta be there, Carrie. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't talk to you for five years. So he
Speaker 1: didn't just say like we should just break up for
Speaker 1: five years. He said, we cannot really speak for five years.
Speaker 1: I really need to focus on my family. So therefore
Speaker 1: they write silent postcards. What, yeah, why, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it either, and I think it's fun.
Speaker 1: I think it's trying too hard.
Speaker 2: It's trying way too hard, because remember that's Carrie's thing.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, she just sold fashion. Remember she was
Speaker 2: the last one to get on the internet.
Speaker 1: She'd have AOL, she'd send aid and she had to
Speaker 1: get help sending an email. And Samantha's like, oh, everybody's
Speaker 1: on the net, if for nothing else for the porn.
Speaker 1: That was a whole episode, Oh okay, And then she
Speaker 1: said that Samantha said that, like this is probably season
Speaker 1: two of Sex and the City. Oh, and then Charlotte
Speaker 1: was just like or maybe season three four whatever, and
Speaker 1: then Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Was just like, stop sending me that porn.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: They're just written like these giant cartoon characters right when
Speaker 1: they always have been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I guess I remember. I remembered it a
Speaker 3: little bit differently, and then I was like, did it
Speaker 3: just get so it that kind of writing feels lazy
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 2: Well, Carrie and Miranda were always written pretty well. We
Speaker 2: always kind of enjoyed them because, you know, give Sarah
Speaker 2: Jusca Parker back then, she really played it in a
Speaker 2: way that we could kind of relate to it.
Speaker 1: Same with I guess Cynthia Nixon. But now Carrie as
Speaker 1: played by Sarah Jesska Parker, it's like she forgot who
Speaker 1: Carrie was completely. Now she's just Sarah, really really wealthy
Speaker 1: Sarah in a really expensive townhouse that she.
Speaker 2: Didn't really earn, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it's I really think they lost the thread so
Speaker 1: much by like she marries Big and then he dies
Speaker 1: and then now she's just really rich.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just not fun at all, Like the character's not.
Speaker 1: Fun in Rod just rang a bell, did you hear
Speaker 1: that you rang a bell, like you went into the
Speaker 1: kitchen and then like hit his water bowl. But it
Speaker 1: was like bing, oh, I don't know what to do
Speaker 1: with that. I'n't to go answer that. But never had
Speaker 1: that happen.
Speaker 2: But yeah, she's not fun at all, and she's playing
Speaker 2: so old and she's she's honestly reading like seventy to me, Well,
Speaker 2: I mean I don't really see that. I just see
Speaker 2: do you mean like her like it looks.
Speaker 1: Wise, her mannerisms and just the way she's just so
Speaker 1: frat yeah, a little bit, but also just like the
Speaker 1: way she's conducting herself. She's just so old and rich,
Speaker 1: and it's like she completely forgot who she was. Everybody
Speaker 1: else is kind of well, we don't know where Samantha's,
Speaker 1: but everybody else is kind of who they were annoying
Speaker 1: in their own way, but like Carrie is, there's no
Speaker 1: trace of her seemingly yeah, and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: So she goes she goes to have drinks with Miranda
Speaker 1: and Charlotte at a lesbian bar, and I'm with you
Speaker 1: on this. I'm loving Miranda. She's back, she's dyed her
Speaker 1: hair red again. She was like, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I want to have white hair just yet. She looks amazing,
Speaker 1: and she's being kind of cute. She's being funny, she's
Speaker 1: being funny. She's like, she is being like kind of
Speaker 1: her old self. Yeah, they kept her sober, Yes they did.
Speaker 1: We were worried about that because they were kind of drinking.
Speaker 1: But she notes that she's drinking a mocktail.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, she says, She's like, yeah, I ran up.
Speaker 3: I've just been standing here and I ran up a
Speaker 3: thirty seven dollars tab on mocktails.
Speaker 2: But she can just pull any pussy in this in
Speaker 2: this bar, she can't. She sees a wage.
Speaker 1: They're like that waitress is staring at you, and she's like,
Speaker 1: she is, okay, I gotta all right. So before they
Speaker 1: even get to that, they have the conversation about how
Speaker 1: Aiden they're sending the blank postcards, and everyone's like why.
Speaker 1: Even even Charlotte, who's like a romantic, is like what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait to see what becomes of this,
Speaker 3: because it really is like the Aiden shit is really annoying.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to say something that I've said.
Speaker 1: All these years on when I've talked about sex and the
Speaker 1: city to whoever would listen. I've argued with friends about this.
Speaker 1: I always was like, Aiden was never like what, he's
Speaker 1: the nice one? How can you not want?
Speaker 2: No, he's not.
Speaker 1: I promise you he's not. He really is a nightmare
Speaker 1: and sort of always has been. And I don't care.
Speaker 1: Just because he wears like Patuli and turquoise does not
Speaker 1: make him like the nice guy.
Speaker 2: No, it makes him worse. Yeah, kinda, because he's like
Speaker 2: a little like mad at women. He's got some stuff
Speaker 2: that I'm just like, I just don't get it. I
Speaker 2: don't get them together. I just don't understand.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this and we'll see if it ends
Speaker 3: up being true.
Speaker 2: Okay, I could.
Speaker 3: Completely see Aiden being like, listen, I don't I'm not
Speaker 3: saying I love Joe Rogan. I'm just saying some of
Speaker 3: this stuff he says makes sense, and like he has
Speaker 3: guests on that like look at things from both sides.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. I don't see that with him, but I
Speaker 2: like that version. I like what you're painting.
Speaker 1: I'd rather him just be that and just so we
Speaker 1: can just really dislike him completely, but I already do.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: So Miranda they're staring at this waitress whatever, and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you.
Speaker 2: She's way too young. She's too young.
Speaker 1: So that's staring a waitress at that Oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: way it's a different person. I'm sorry, it's a different woman.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, I don't know. So they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, you got to go pull this pussy. Like
Speaker 1: they don't say that, but that's what they want to say.
Speaker 2: And then they're like, we're gonna go. Yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 2: leave you time for you to get some pussy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go get that young pussy, Go get that little
Speaker 1: tiny So it turns out it was a great Brady's
Speaker 1: old babysitter.
Speaker 2: And she's like, oh yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a lesbian now. Yeah see this part. I
Speaker 3: was like every scene with Miranda was funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She's like, uh yeah, elephant in the room. I'm
Speaker 2: a lesbian. Now. I've totally told you the story.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, but I can relate to this because
Speaker 1: so at the Gralph's grocery that I go to, I
Speaker 1: told you about this. There's this really there was this
Speaker 1: cute guy that worked to the deli. He's not there anymore.
Speaker 1: But for years, like two years, this really cute guy
Speaker 1: always we always sort of had this bond. You'd always
Speaker 1: be like, I like cowboys hat. But we flirted. It
Speaker 1: was real. I'm not making up, but it was like real.
Speaker 1: And then but I was thinking he was real. I
Speaker 1: don't know what he thought, but I'm like, there's a
Speaker 1: flirtation here with this guy. And then one day I
Speaker 1: was like, how's your day?
Speaker 2: And we were.
Speaker 1: Always both like my day sucks, you know, we were honest.
Speaker 1: And then one day I was like, how's your day
Speaker 1: and he was like it's my birthday? Like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: What He's like big two eight.
Speaker 2: Like you're twenty eight, you'rey.
Speaker 1: I do not know the difference of age. I cannot tell.
Speaker 1: Like I said, if you're fourteen or eighty, I cannot tell.
Speaker 1: So I've been Miranda in this moment of like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, okay, you're twenty eight. Oops oopsies. So
Speaker 1: she feels bummed.
Speaker 3: But it was also just funny, just the way she
Speaker 3: was like, oh, just she's just kind of awkward in
Speaker 3: a funny way.
Speaker 2: I'm in the program.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, the girl goes, I'm gonna go grab a
Speaker 3: drink and she goes, I'm I'm sober in the program.
Speaker 2: I'm just having a mocktail. And the girl's like, okay, cool, okay, Sia. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then is this where we go over to what's
Speaker 1: her face? We're going back and forth, go go back
Speaker 1: to the bar in a second. But I can remember with.
Speaker 3: She's explaining to Miranda mm hmm. And maybe Charlotte did
Speaker 3: she had a price card from Aiden.
Speaker 1: Oh I had already passed all that. Yeah, I remember
Speaker 1: they talked about it even at the bar. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so now we're with Seema Samantha two points.
Speaker 1: Who's who's by the way, I didn't get to Seema
Speaker 1: and never corrected it. I later when she said her name,
Speaker 1: but I was like, we'll just call her Nia.
Speaker 2: I can't remember, We'll just call her whatever.
Speaker 3: Well, but yeah, so Nia, what I know? But there
Speaker 3: was at Nia, remember what? Yes, there was Nia from
Speaker 3: the last from last season of this show.
Speaker 2: And you're not thinking of Lisa.
Speaker 3: There was a Lisa, and there was a Nia who
Speaker 3: was Nia. She was the other black woman on the show.
Speaker 3: They had another black cast member. And now she's just
Speaker 3: gone with no explanation.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, isn't that the one that was was that.
Speaker 3: That's the one that was single. Remember there's one that
Speaker 3: was married and there's one that was single.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. They just that she didn't get her
Speaker 2: contract renewed. Yep, that is so weird. That's okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: So it's Sema and she's got her weird Now this
Speaker 1: I'll give you is so poorly written, like the weird
Speaker 1: director just taking a drag off a cigarette. Oh, we've
Speaker 1: got to get the shot that guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, this storyline was stupid, so bad, and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: surprise you. The one that I found really annoying was
Speaker 3: Sema in this.
Speaker 1: Later you're gonna like her. She is going to pick
Speaker 1: it up for you. But in this moment, she's getting
Speaker 1: herself a.
Speaker 3: Storyline in this episode I did not. I was not
Speaker 3: for her.
Speaker 1: Well, she's getting her boobs out because she's going to
Speaker 1: do a FaceTime with her director, her London director guy
Speaker 1: who's filming.
Speaker 3: Yes, who's already been an asshole to her many times.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he's an asshole. I think he's
Speaker 1: just it's so poorly written. He's just like, I'm busy, darling,
Speaker 1: I've got to get the shot.
Speaker 3: But they had so many things where she was like,
Speaker 3: that's a red flag. Remember she had to keep do
Speaker 3: you remember last season?
Speaker 2: Yeah, talking to.
Speaker 3: Him about what he was doing wrong, and like it's like, girl,
Speaker 3: he's not for you, leave him alone, let him live.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, so his assistant pops on the
Speaker 1: FaceTime and he's like sorry, So that she's like, ah,
Speaker 1: she's all pissed off. And then can we just skip
Speaker 1: to where she burns her she burns her hair off?
Speaker 2: Yes, she goes to sleep.
Speaker 3: Yah, she goes to sleep because she's frustrated smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 2: Yes. And then and then they cut two.
Speaker 3: Which I just thought was so cheesy, fired apart at
Speaker 3: her house and the fire guy's like, uh, hey Missy, Like,
Speaker 3: you're lucky your whole house didn't like burn down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lucky. She's just Samantha. She's like lucky. Uh look
Speaker 2: at my hair? Oh my god? What show is this?
Speaker 2: What that was bad? It gets better? I promise you
Speaker 2: it gets better.
Speaker 1: Because then just in this moment, this is when I
Speaker 1: texted you, I was like, I don't want to spoil anything,
Speaker 1: but look, so we go back to Miranda. Now there's
Speaker 1: a kind of a different lady, who, of course because
Speaker 1: of my facebline is I do not recognize at first.
Speaker 3: But she's in a bar and we need to say that.
Speaker 3: Somebody says, somebody's so she's closing down this bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with her mocktails, which is weird.
Speaker 3: Somebody's on the phone with their friend and they're like, uh, nothing,
Speaker 3: but Randa's left in this.
Speaker 1: Bar, and why is she closing down the bar by
Speaker 1: herself a mocktails?
Speaker 2: So why is she acting so desperate?
Speaker 1: So let me set this, Let me set the stage
Speaker 1: for you. We're in the writer's room, right and they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: never speak of Chay again. We're never going to make
Speaker 1: a mistake like that. We're fixing our wrongs. Who do
Speaker 1: we got? Who should we get?
Speaker 2: Now? That could be perfect for Miranda for the premiere episode.
Speaker 1: So different than yeah, and that everybody loves in the
Speaker 1: world and there's not controversial at all. Everybody's like a
Speaker 1: huge fan. She will not be annoying in any way.
Speaker 1: I got it, Rosie O'Donnell.
Speaker 3: And what was the response in the where they all
Speaker 3: just like, oh my god, you are a fucking genius.
Speaker 1: You're a genius. That's who can we get her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see if we can get her. Let's get Rosie
Speaker 1: on the line. They call them, They're like, hey, we're
Speaker 1: calling from and just like that, we want you to
Speaker 1: play Miranda's leedge.
Speaker 2: Yep, Like you don't even want to know the money problem,
Speaker 2: You don't even you don't want us to send a
Speaker 2: contract to your agent or anything. She's like, nope, I'll
Speaker 2: do it. She does look really good though, I.
Speaker 3: Actually look good. Oh my god, the acting was so
Speaker 3: god awful. I know you were. They like, here's why,
Speaker 3: here's why. She was like, yeah, don't worry about sending
Speaker 3: a contract because she was like, you want to see
Speaker 3: me out dish And they said, no, we're good, we
Speaker 3: get we get we get it.
Speaker 2: And she was like great, don't ask questions. Also, and
Speaker 2: then they make her for no reason.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you find out do we find out she's
Speaker 1: a nun here from can They say she's Canadian, like
Speaker 1: I'm from Canada, like Winnipeg with the strongest Boston accent,
Speaker 1: Like why not just make her from Boston. It's rosy
Speaker 1: fucking O'Donnell I know and do anything else, like she's
Speaker 1: not Winnipeg.
Speaker 3: Nuns in Boston would have been perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like there's you know that was her thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm really tired of being in like a Boston chick.
Speaker 1: I think here's why.
Speaker 3: I think they wanted to make all these New York
Speaker 3: jokes which they're going to So she has to be
Speaker 3: she can't be from Boston good points and wouldn't be
Speaker 3: that touristy.
Speaker 2: Well, then make her from massive, make her a masshole,
Speaker 2: make her from somewhere like way in the Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: Yes, it doesn't make any sense. There's no reason for that.
Speaker 1: So then like she's at first like let's get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 3: Well, I think does she find that out? Then she's like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I used to be a nun. I think she says, right,
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: Well, but here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Rosio O'Donnell's acting is like if chat GPT was a person.
Speaker 3: She's just like, you are so pretty, and then Miranda goes.
Speaker 3: Miranda is being like she can act and she's being
Speaker 3: funny and she's like for Rando and Rosy o'donnald says, no,
Speaker 3: for a person have a hotel.
Speaker 2: Room, wanna go when it gets my cat.
Speaker 1: Pack it over it. You know it's me from well,
Speaker 1: I guess from Winnipeg. You know, from Winnipeg.
Speaker 2: It sucks go socks, Like, why are you sayingle Red songs?
Speaker 2: You said you're from Winnipeg. I love the Love the
Speaker 2: Slucks love Ben Affleck, Well, why are you bringing him
Speaker 2: into this? Why you listen?
Speaker 1: I like Rosi O'Donnell, like, honestly, I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 1: I don't dislike her. I think she's fine. She's on
Speaker 1: the good side of things usually, right.
Speaker 2: I think so she had troubled a lot of kids.
Speaker 2: She adopted a lot of kids, right, adopted a couple kids.
Speaker 2: But I do I do know someone who worked for
Speaker 2: her and said she was pretty delightful. Yeah, is the controversy.
Speaker 2: There was some.
Speaker 1: Stuff with I think she had a daughter that you know,
Speaker 1: But like kids will say the darnedest things.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna hold Rosy to like she's got troubles.
Speaker 3: I'm saying she doesn't.
Speaker 2: But I just.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I gotta read you what the controversy is though,
Speaker 3: just so we don't get too far, Okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 3: nice and struggles involve her daughter, Chelsea Bell O'Connell, who
Speaker 3: was arrested for drug offenses and child neglect.
Speaker 2: It can't be O'Connell.
Speaker 4: It's got to be including facing, including facing charges related
Speaker 4: to a toxic home environment where her infant son was
Speaker 4: living amidst meth pipes and other disturbing conditions.
Speaker 2: And house she was doing Rosie, No, this was Rosie's daughter.
Speaker 3: Her oh, her daughter was arrested for drug offenses and
Speaker 3: child neglect. I remember it also has been the target
Speaker 3: of criticism and a long standing feud with Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, we love her. Then that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: She moved to Ireland. I have that she'd have just
Speaker 3: made her from Ireland. She probably can't do an oilrsh.
Speaker 3: She couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: She couldn't.
Speaker 1: Rosie can't act. So now she's just like, you want
Speaker 1: to get out of here. And so for some reason,
Speaker 1: Miranda's like a guy, let's go fuck. So She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I got a hotel room. Let's go
Speaker 1: to my hotel room. I'm like, what, listen again, I'm
Speaker 1: supportive of this. I'm supportive of Miranda being out. I
Speaker 1: think she's doing a whole lot better. But like, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna try to make the Chase situation better, Rosie
Speaker 1: O'donnald was not that was not it and even like
Speaker 1: even the storyline which turns out to be kind of
Speaker 1: funny whatever. So they go have sex and I don't
Speaker 1: know if they do that yet because we're gonna go.
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna go back to them. First we have
Speaker 2: to wake up in bed with Lisa and her husband
Speaker 2: been her birth.
Speaker 1: Who's from Hamilton. Don't forget he was he was in Hamilton.
Speaker 1: It was George Washington. He's incredibly talented.
Speaker 2: That guy.
Speaker 3: Well he's being wasted here. I'm going to say that, yeah,
Speaker 3: for sure. You know, storyline is like insulting.
Speaker 2: She has a presentation, she has a big presentation stuff.
Speaker 3: And present this towhear to God. Now I'm going to
Speaker 3: use chat GPT like again. But it's like this whole
Speaker 3: storyline was just written by chet. This is the laziest storyline,
Speaker 3: a big.
Speaker 1: It's like my joke about the lawyer, It's like the
Speaker 1: lawyers are always.
Speaker 2: Just like I've got get me the Menenda's file. It's
Speaker 2: get me the Peterson file. Get it to me.
Speaker 1: Stat like there's some file that they're working on late.
Speaker 1: And it's always just like like, it just doesn't even
Speaker 1: work like that. But I got my present although they
Speaker 1: do flush that out, they actually do. She does have
Speaker 1: a presentation, but why is she distressed about it?
Speaker 3: Is a storyline that comes, yes, yes, but it's not
Speaker 3: even that. It's like also the oh my gosh, my
Speaker 3: husband is so important, my husband, my husband's running for comptroller.
Speaker 3: And then we're going to have a little pushback about
Speaker 3: it where she's like, I'm busy with my later, but
Speaker 3: for right now, it's like, so that's your So your
Speaker 3: husband is that stupid last season, Let's try to remember
Speaker 3: what happened last season.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say never forget last season because
Speaker 3: I've already forgotten, of course, but I do believe that
Speaker 3: part of the arguments was that she was not feeling
Speaker 3: heard and respected for her own job, and he kept
Speaker 3: being like, no, you're right, honey, I'm going to be
Speaker 3: so supportive, and then he's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do have issues with that because her job
Speaker 1: is she's pitching to try to get a grant for
Speaker 1: her documentary that she's making about like it's very vague,
Speaker 1: just black women, that's it. It's the vague. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's not really a they could have honed in on
Speaker 1: that a little bit, could have. Yeah, but no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know where they're going to sell that. I
Speaker 1: mean like it's like have and they later say that,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's this episode where they're just like.
Speaker 2: Maybe you put Michelle Obama in there, like someone a
Speaker 2: little more present day. That happens in this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so not the worst idea, but she's you know,
Speaker 1: it's great what she's doing, but yeah, she doesn't feel heard.
Speaker 1: But then we cut right back to Miranda, who just
Speaker 1: banged Rosie o'donnald again, Hey, what do we do to
Speaker 1: make people really like the show?
Speaker 2: Again? Shol Miranda having very.
Speaker 3: Graphic sex with Rosi o'donald Well, what we oh, Well,
Speaker 3: is that gonna happen later?
Speaker 2: No, but I think that it was graphic enough. There's
Speaker 2: nothing they just wake up. They're not even touch she
Speaker 2: just touches. Oh, Rosie was under the covers, moving around.
Speaker 2: She wasn't you.
Speaker 3: Imagine you just the open the scene, you know what
Speaker 3: they freaking should have. That's what Sex in the City
Speaker 3: was known for. This show is on HBO. Why don't
Speaker 3: we wake up and we just see the bottom of Miranda.
Speaker 2: So you'll see Believe me, you'll see it. Trust me.
Speaker 1: I promise, I promised. Don't don't don't put that out
Speaker 1: into the universe, because I promise you that's coming. You're
Speaker 1: gonna see so much more things that you never not
Speaker 1: for Carrie, because it was never Carrie. Never Carrie, like
Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker was the only one. Well, and I
Speaker 1: don't think Charlotte, right, I mean they meanwhile had like.
Speaker 2: The only Charlotte got was a real pearl necklace. That
Speaker 2: is correct. One time she has set I mean she Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: you are going.
Speaker 1: To see you're having sex with Harry. But okay, so
Speaker 1: let me give you enough Mary kill Chay. Oh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a tough okay, god, Chay. I guess ROSI O'Donnell.
Speaker 1: Even though she's not that bad, she's not that bad.
Speaker 1: We love her, Roseanne.
Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna okay, I'm gonna f uh
Speaker 3: Chay no for sure, Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm I'm letting I'm letting ja go. I'm marrying.
Speaker 3: I'm marrying, uh rosy O'Donnell, And you're gonna off Rozan. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess that. Yeah, I guess you didn't leave a choice.
Speaker 3: I didn't leave a choice.
Speaker 2: What was the other true? Yeah, what was the other choice?
Speaker 2: Give me one?
Speaker 1: Give me one with Jay, but other two other people.
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure I wouldn't choose Cha over Aiden
Speaker 1: at this point.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, that's a good one. Okay, chay,
Speaker 2: Oh I don't. I don't even.
Speaker 3: Want to offer up Aiden because I don't want to
Speaker 3: live in a world where Aiden is a good choice, right,
Speaker 3: So okay, okay, chay, mm hmm, Rosio not Rosy o'donald.
Speaker 3: Who's the other one with San Roseanne or John Goodman?
Speaker 2: Oh? Well, I mean I definitely married John Goodman.
Speaker 1: Oh that's tough, though, God, I'm gonna off both, Jane.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna Ohna.
Speaker 2: In the game now.
Speaker 1: I can't Okay, I can't even I wrote here what
Speaker 1: kind of something?
Speaker 2: I don't know what I wrote?
Speaker 3: But okay, so basically, so we have to go. This
Speaker 3: is the non sex scene though. Oh but Rosie O'Donnell
Speaker 3: is doing more chat GPT and she's just like you
Speaker 3: are amazing. I never orgasm was electric. I haven't felt
Speaker 3: that in so long. I never dreamed my first time
Speaker 3: could be so good. Miranda, first time with a woman, no,
Speaker 3: first time with anyone I was.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I am a nun. She's a nun
Speaker 1: and a virgin. She's still a nun. And she's like
Speaker 1: on a break. She says, Okay, we're going to find
Speaker 1: out she's on a break. I mean, I don't remember,
Speaker 1: but I think she's still a nun like.
Speaker 3: She said she was yet. But later in the episode,
Speaker 3: she's going to say, I am married to God. Don't
Speaker 3: get too attached to her, don't worry. Okay, good, not
Speaker 3: gonna okay, So non virgin and so Miranda's like, what
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So then Charlotte and Lisa, because we've just gotten rid
Speaker 3: of we've totally gotten rid of Naya, and I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: but after we finished our recap, you can go look
Speaker 3: up the fact that Naya featured very prominently in the life.
Speaker 1: As she lived next door, because remember they wanted to
Speaker 1: be they were like party, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it ended up sucking her over.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm honestly not remembering it, but yes, okay, So
Speaker 1: they're upset. Charlotte is insufferable this entire episode. She is
Speaker 1: so over the top, so always just so ridiculous. So
Speaker 1: this lady is upset about that her dog is off
Speaker 1: leash and like hurt her dog. Yes, and oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's almost not even worth talking about. It's so stupid.
Speaker 3: And Charlotte goes, that's crazy my dog, my sweet baby angel. Well,
Speaker 3: I said, it reminded me a little bit bit of you,
Speaker 3: because just the way she's like, sweet.
Speaker 2: Baby angel, dog would never hurt anybody.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but it's that's her whole story. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of. So that's when is that she tells Harry
Speaker 1: and the kids, so.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then then we're really trying to do this
Speaker 3: like woke thing again, sorry to use woke, like I
Speaker 3: am woke, but I don't like It's like we got
Speaker 3: rid of Chay, but now we still have to have
Speaker 3: this fucking can. I don't rock rock like like believe women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was kind of funny.
Speaker 3: I actually I'm gonna push back because there's something like
Speaker 3: these vegans gott into some fisticut, remember the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Tell me about fisticuts. And then I kind of didn't
Speaker 1: hate I'm liking rock. I feel like I don't have
Speaker 1: an issue at all that they have sort of a
Speaker 1: non binary kit, and I like, I don't think.
Speaker 2: They're pushing it too hard. I can't believe I'm saying,
Speaker 2: but I actually really had no issue.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Rose, the older child, is kind of the difficult child,
Speaker 1: all sassy, walks in yells at Rock immediately, not being
Speaker 1: super likable. Right, but you know, a teenager, I get it.
Speaker 3: So Rock is trying to is like holding this Sheian box,
Speaker 3: and then Lily comes in and then Rock's like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe you shouldn't order so much fast fashion. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean it is a maybe you should watch your socks
Speaker 3: because you're polluting my environment.
Speaker 2: Right, it's just the I'm sorry, it's the worst writing.
Speaker 1: It's not good writing. And then just one we think
Speaker 1: that's bad. Oh, it's important to know now that Rose
Speaker 1: is in love. She plays piano for the ballet at
Speaker 1: their school, and she's in love with one of the
Speaker 1: ballet dancers, like the lead guy.
Speaker 2: Right, there's a lot of kind of side eyes.
Speaker 1: There's going to be some conversations like really, that guy's
Speaker 1: into you though, So that's going to come back up.
Speaker 1: But first Carrie and Seema have to have quickly have
Speaker 1: ice cream and discuss how she lit her hair on fire,
Speaker 1: which they didn't lead with, right, right, So you think
Speaker 1: that'd be like the first thing you'd say.
Speaker 3: Also, I wrote, I wrote, Carrie's wearing something on her
Speaker 3: head that we reade to do some fashion police riffing on.
Speaker 3: Although although my dictation into my phone put roofing on,
Speaker 3: my dictation into my phone to do my notes does
Speaker 3: not understand anything I say. It is so it changes
Speaker 3: things that would just seem intuitive into into craziness. Why
Speaker 3: would I say we need to roof on it.
Speaker 2: I kind of like that. I like roofie. Let's roofy
Speaker 2: the hat, you know, I mean it's the what is
Speaker 2: it even a hat? What is it like? It's like
Speaker 2: it's it's like they're fun.
Speaker 1: I just wrote, they're kind of they're fucking with us, right,
Speaker 1: They're just mad at us. They're mad at us with
Speaker 1: these things like there it's outrageous and I can't I
Speaker 1: can't handle it.
Speaker 3: And then they're happening maybe you know how she was
Speaker 3: saying that she'd ordered some material for her shades. Also,
Speaker 3: I just don't like really super crazy rich carry It's.
Speaker 2: Just no, that's what I said before. I hate it nothing.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with all my money.
Speaker 3: Girls, I know, and the money, then have them to
Speaker 3: fucking charity.
Speaker 2: Carry That's what I wrote. That's exactly what I wrote.
Speaker 2: And also do something in your fucking life.
Speaker 3: She's just laying around in her giant house writing two
Speaker 3: sentences on her laptop.
Speaker 2: No like no morning.
Speaker 1: She's just awful, like it's it's really it's bad. So
Speaker 1: but I promise you it gets better. So Seema's telling her.
Speaker 1: She's like, I demanded my boyfriend flying to New York.
Speaker 1: And Carrie doesn't get anything anymore. She used to be
Speaker 1: that was her whole thing. And she's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you can do that. Shut up, Carrie.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I need her to, like, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I need him to like show that he
Speaker 1: cares about me.
Speaker 2: I kind of understand.
Speaker 1: But she's very demanding, which I don't think that she
Speaker 1: in any way denies this is Yeah, I just read again.
Speaker 1: This hat is like an inside joke and we're like
Speaker 1: on the outside, well, I've.
Speaker 3: Seen a lot of pictures of it, like on Reddit.
Speaker 3: Nobody likes it. But I was like, what are they doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just trying to fuck with us a little bit.
Speaker 3: So she's like Carrie, every everything is about everybody's in
Speaker 3: on the fact that Carrie is going to wait five
Speaker 3: years for Aiden, right, so everybody's kind of mad at
Speaker 3: her about this, right, you know. And Seema's like, except,
Speaker 3: I'm just so insecure. I wish I could be as
Speaker 3: secure as you. You're gonna wait five year.
Speaker 2: See, she's gonna be sixty in real life when that happens,
Speaker 2: and then but she's gonna read like she's eighty if
Speaker 2: she keeps going in this direction height. But also, here's
Speaker 2: the thing, the whole premise of waiting five years for
Speaker 2: a guy when you're like, let's say she's fifty five,
Speaker 2: so she's gonna wait five years the whole rest of
Speaker 2: her fifties. And she's like, okay, cool, cool, right, Like what,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's so fucking.
Speaker 3: I don't understand how you hang a whole premle. Don't worry,
Speaker 3: don't worry, I mean I actuald Okay. So, so now
Speaker 3: Lisa's pitching some women documentary and they're all excited. Okay,
Speaker 3: now I have a problem with this scene. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: just give you all my problems Okay. So she's pitching
Speaker 3: the documentary or she whatever she's she's in there talking
Speaker 3: about the documentary and they're all excited, but one of
Speaker 3: them is like, well, I have a thought for you.
Speaker 3: Then her phone rings and she answers it and it's Herbert.
Speaker 3: It's her husband, and she's like, oh, this must be
Speaker 3: an emergency. No, it's not an emergency. And it isn't
Speaker 3: an emergency, and why are you answering your phone? This
Speaker 3: is so anti feminism. First of all, her husband's annoying
Speaker 3: and has not learned any lessons, which we were supposed
Speaker 3: to learn from season one, and there's no like she
Speaker 3: never really gets irritated about.
Speaker 2: It, but he has no respect.
Speaker 3: For her and that what she's doing, and he's like
Speaker 3: so she walks out into the hallway. She's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry just a minute. So she goes in the
Speaker 3: hallway and he's like, Ohm, I cool, and she's like,
Speaker 3: are you looking kidding me right now? Like I'm in
Speaker 3: the middle of my presentation.
Speaker 2: I'm going to push back.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm push back because here's the thing. He didn't know,
Speaker 1: Like he didn't remember exactly what she should He wouldn't
Speaker 1: he didn't want to answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but why did you answer? He goes, oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't know. It is still going, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He's thinking it's over and he's calling and he's feeling insecure.
Speaker 2: I think he's delightful. I like him. I can't take it. No,
Speaker 2: I like it. I don't like him.
Speaker 3: Get last season, he was he was a sex pest.
Speaker 3: She was trying to get ready to do things and
Speaker 3: he'd be like, no, come on, let's just fuck.
Speaker 2: Come on, and.
Speaker 3: She's like, the fuck, I'm getting ready to go to
Speaker 3: the fucking and he's like, don't you remember.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm kind of wanting to have sex with her.
Speaker 3: And she'd be like, oh my god, I'm trying to like,
Speaker 3: I have these tickets to the fucking met Ball, I'm
Speaker 3: in my outfit and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, but I'm going to get you. I just like
Speaker 2: him because he's George Washington. And he's like, I think
Speaker 2: if you I'm just gonna go down on you.
Speaker 3: She's like, all right, all right, give me have fine.
Speaker 3: I don't like him, I don't like the relationship. I
Speaker 3: don't get it.
Speaker 1: Well, then we're gonna cut to Carrie having rich people
Speaker 1: problems with her alarm system that you I was so
Speaker 1: mad about that, and you're like, remember that was a
Speaker 1: waiting last where that happens though, So she goes back
Speaker 1: in after she's on the phone with him, and she
Speaker 1: walks back into the room with the women and.
Speaker 3: She's like, okay, guys, what was your note? You guys
Speaker 3: had an idea for me? And they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you're doing all of these like super cool like black
Speaker 3: women that are like the first in their field. What
Speaker 3: about hear us out let us finish Michelle Obama?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: She's like, oh no, how am I gonna give Michelle Obama? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, okay, so then we're gonna come back to that
Speaker 1: Carrie Carrie's alarm system.
Speaker 2: She's so rich, that's all. It's just like how alarm?
Speaker 3: It's like the Big Her house is like ten thousand
Speaker 3: square feet yeah, in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Right, because Big was like some sort of billionaire, which
Speaker 1: never was really explained because Fance bro just Foinyance Banks.
Speaker 1: Remember she her sheer condo like they got your her
Speaker 1: apartment went condo, And so she's like, you can buy
Speaker 1: it out or you can leave. So she goes to
Speaker 1: Big and she's like, how do I how did you
Speaker 1: make money? And he's like, what is your question exactly?
Speaker 1: What are you asking me? And she's like, she's like,
Speaker 1: how do you have it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He's like, bro, just like bye bye sell, you know
Speaker 1: that's how it's written. Just bye bye sale sell, bye
Speaker 1: bye bye bye. And she's like, how do I do that?
Speaker 1: He's like, what do you need? Do you need money?
Speaker 1: I can give you down payment money and she's like
Speaker 1: I won't. Remember that was a story and she's like so,
Speaker 1: and she takes the check and she's gonna take it,
Speaker 1: but her friends are like, don't, don't, don't. So Miranda's like,
Speaker 1: I'll give you the money. Don't take BIG's money, don't
Speaker 1: don't be like beholden the hem whatever. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's easier from Big. And then she
Speaker 1: looks at Charlotte. Remember that's a whole storyline because Charlotte.
Speaker 1: Charlotte's rich as fuck because of her husband, and she
Speaker 1: won't give her the money and she's like, you should
Speaker 1: give me the money and she's like whatever, So she
Speaker 1: finally does. Anyway, it's just funny to me now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, was in the actual Sex in the City. Yes,
Speaker 3: it was a whole thing, Like I remember that. I
Speaker 3: must have watched the last suits.
Speaker 1: It was a whole thing because she had she and
Speaker 1: Trey had divorced and she still had the huge or
Speaker 1: had we're separated and she had the huge diamond ring
Speaker 1: and she's like, why don't you sell the ring and
Speaker 1: give me the money for the down payment? And Charlotte's like,
Speaker 1: that is not that's none of your business. I had
Speaker 1: to do that, and I didn't even really know who
Speaker 1: I sided with at the time. I mean, how probably
Speaker 1: more Charlotte in a weird way, even though I'm always
Speaker 1: Carrie in that because it's.
Speaker 3: A lame to be like, just take it from big
Speaker 3: money because you you're rich. Also, just take it from
Speaker 3: big that's the one you're fucking. He's nothing to him.
Speaker 3: Like maybe she doesn't want to sell the wedding ring
Speaker 3: to the man she like loved. Yeah, and it's also
Speaker 3: not it's also not cool to like owe your friend's money,
Speaker 3: Like maybe she doesn't want to have to have her
Speaker 3: friend owing her money and she.
Speaker 1: Paid her back because that was part of the thing.
Speaker 1: She's like, it'll be alone. I promise I'll pay it back.
Speaker 1: They never show that they should. She should give her
Speaker 1: a house now it's so rich.
Speaker 3: Yeah, h so she's upset about Yeah, the alarm is
Speaker 3: going off.
Speaker 2: She's really upset.
Speaker 3: She's like she and this is the the like the
Speaker 3: true meaning of like rich people problems. Yeah, first world problem.
Speaker 3: She's like, ah, I can't get this stupid alarm to
Speaker 3: go off, and it's like takeing ringing through my whole
Speaker 3: ginormous house.
Speaker 1: Right, And she's a little condescending with like the security people.
Speaker 1: She's like, please don't send the cops. But like what
Speaker 1: she's running around calling, she's called, she calls does she
Speaker 1: call Aidan here?
Speaker 2: Or no? No, I'm sorry Carrie and Aiden. That's what
Speaker 2: it is. That's her code.
Speaker 1: That's and I just wrote she's so fucking dependent that
Speaker 1: her code to her security thing for the alarm system
Speaker 1: is Carrie and Aiden. I mean, I really want to
Speaker 1: throw up. So then she falls for some reason. And
Speaker 1: then this is a little bit of a callback to
Speaker 1: Sex and the City because she has Miranda come over.
Speaker 1: Do you remember this callback in one episode where she's
Speaker 1: fighting with Aiden. Ironically they're living in their shitty like
Speaker 1: studio apartment. Miranda falls. You'll appreciate this. Miranda falls and
Speaker 1: she calls Carrie and she's like, come over. I fell
Speaker 1: and I literally can't move. I'm on the bathroom floor
Speaker 1: and Carrie is like ah, and so she hangs up
Speaker 1: with her and she's like, I got a deadline, and
Speaker 1: Aidan's like, fuck, I'll go. So she sends Aidan and
Speaker 1: Miranda's like naked, she's got the bathtub, She's in a towel.
Speaker 2: So this is a little bit of a callback, and
Speaker 2: she gets mad about that.
Speaker 1: She's kind of mad. She's like, don't send your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Although to be fair, carry could she sends somebody. Most
Speaker 1: people don't even answer the phone, right, so like you
Speaker 1: got somebody to lift you up.
Speaker 2: She couldn't have done that, right.
Speaker 1: So now Miranda comes over and for no need, she's
Speaker 1: like I'm fine, I'm all right.
Speaker 3: I think I've broken my pinky. But now Miranda okay.
Speaker 3: So now Miranda's kind of funny. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I got a text from the nun and then she's
Speaker 3: like can I go? Yeah, nun Harry goes it would
Speaker 3: be a holy ghost, which was so corny. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: luckily Miranda doesn't is not in charge of any of
Speaker 3: like the corny joke. She's like, oh my god, she
Speaker 3: wants to take me to tavern on the Green.
Speaker 2: That was funny. So it's like she's very she's really
Speaker 2: thinks that's so special in New York.
Speaker 3: Whatever. It's cute and Carrie's being They're like, oh god,
Speaker 3: I know. And this felt like actual girlfriends where you'd
Speaker 3: be like, oh no, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, it gross.
Speaker 1: Yes, Chardy had to ache because it was like, that
Speaker 1: was the best sex I've ever had.
Speaker 3: But I was a virgin, yes, completely, a verg of
Speaker 3: the things you don't want to hear, right, So I
Speaker 3: was a nun. I'm a nun virgin anyway. So now
Speaker 3: back to Lisa and Herbert. I just wrote I do
Speaker 3: not like this couple. Lisa has to throw Herbert a
Speaker 3: party for his campaign because his campaign manager keeps asking
Speaker 3: her to. Oh my gosh, life is so hard. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to reach my documentary, but I have to have
Speaker 3: a party for my husban been because he's running for
Speaker 3: city comptroller.
Speaker 2: So many weird things are happening. These people be less likable. Also,
Speaker 2: her kid is playing with her doll. God forbid.
Speaker 3: She's like, that's the fancy doll. No, that's the expense.
Speaker 3: That's a collector's item. Yeah, take that away from the food.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm cooking Chinese dinner. Then her son comes in.
Speaker 3: This is the son that was like wanting to have
Speaker 3: sex with his girlfriend. I thought that was a Brady.
Speaker 1: That was Miranda's son, right, Well, he did have sex
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend in the house.
Speaker 2: This was Lisa's kid.
Speaker 3: Remember, he was he had a girlfriend and the Lisa
Speaker 3: did not like the girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And she was like in.
Speaker 3: Their closet looking at her purse or whatever, and she
Speaker 3: was like, oh, hell no, she was terrible. To're having sex.
Speaker 3: And then Herbert was like, well, you know whatever, they're
Speaker 3: having sex. But flex I showed him everything there is
Speaker 3: to know sex.
Speaker 2: Pest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he comes in and he's like I kind of
Speaker 1: really just don't want to eat. I was thinking maybe
Speaker 1: I take my food up, and she's like, you will not.
Speaker 1: This poor kid is like, okay, what else? My god,
Speaker 1: we are just now halfway through okay.
Speaker 2: And he's like eighteen.
Speaker 3: This kid is I feel like he's already out of
Speaker 3: high school. And she's like, you will not be having
Speaker 3: I am And he's like, I don't really.
Speaker 2: Want Chinese food.
Speaker 3: You will shut your mouth right sh mouth making food.
Speaker 3: I am cooking Chinese food from scratch. I'm throwing a
Speaker 3: party for my husband who is running for comptroller. I'm
Speaker 3: also the best dressed. I go to the met gala
Speaker 3: and I'm pitching a documentary about black women.
Speaker 1: Killing it, all right, just killing it. But then, okay,
Speaker 1: so you're dealing with that, and you're like, I'm not
Speaker 1: loving this. But then all of a sudden, Anthony appears
Speaker 1: and he's singing like it's a musical, there's music behind it.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden it becomes a show that I
Speaker 1: didn't understand. I was like, he's singing and he's walking
Speaker 1: and there's actual music. Yeah, what the hell? He's with
Speaker 1: his very young boyfriend. You know that they work at
Speaker 1: the l whatever hot bread, dough, dough dix, whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: And then he comes in and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he stops singing and he's like, where's that add.
Speaker 2: What is that? I don't know? But also why is
Speaker 2: she so mad about it? I don't know. None of
Speaker 2: it made sense none.
Speaker 3: If she hasn't told anybody that he's left for five
Speaker 3: years and he's completely left alone.
Speaker 2: And she gets so mad.
Speaker 1: So then it's like Charlotte's not coming, Har's not coming,
Speaker 1: Jar's not coming because whatever she's got, she's got issues
Speaker 1: with the dog. Because the kids coming, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my mom's not coming.
Speaker 3: But now they are not even really that nice. I
Speaker 3: just want to say this, these kids are kind of assholes.
Speaker 3: And don't forget. I keep saying don't forget, but you
Speaker 3: know they were real assholes last season two?
Speaker 2: Oh for sure? Yeah, no, for sure, her mind spoiled?
Speaker 3: Lily was you hated her last season?
Speaker 2: She was so crazy? Is the name Rose? Isn't it Rose?
Speaker 3: And Rock?
Speaker 2: So Lily Lily is there? It's Rose. There's no Rose.
Speaker 2: There was a Rose. Did Rose become Rose became Rock?
Speaker 3: Well? Then okay, and Rose became Rock. But Lily is
Speaker 3: the other. Lily is the daughter.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: I wrote Roses in Love with the Ballet Dancer, But
Speaker 1: you're probably right it's Lily.
Speaker 2: Okay. Are you sure? I'm one hundred percent sure trust
Speaker 2: me on this. Okay?
Speaker 1: But then that was kind of funny when the Ballet
Speaker 1: Dancer comes out and and Anthony's like, I've seen him
Speaker 1: on Grinder, which is going to come back around?
Speaker 2: Oh it is?
Speaker 1: They were like okay, well, yeah, that's the one. That's
Speaker 1: the one Lily's in love with. Okay, So I thought
Speaker 1: that that was.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure about Ballet Dancer, Yeah, because I thought
Speaker 3: I thought that Anthony was like hey, because he was
Speaker 3: staring at him.
Speaker 2: I thought he was like, hey, this isn't Grinder.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought he was saying he saw him on Grinder.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter, and it's very possible that he did. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I fell in this moment afterwards that only Anthony
Speaker 1: was asking the old questions you know, of Carrie, which
Speaker 1: was pissing her off, like what the fuck? He basically
Speaker 1: he's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like are you working? Are you writing? Like where's Carrie? Basically,
Speaker 1: and she's all pissed off.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, which then he's gonna have to apologize for
Speaker 3: later whichever, No reason I shouldn't have to apologize for,
Speaker 3: like asking a question.
Speaker 1: It's a real mad Before we get to that, really quick,
Speaker 1: it goes to Charlotte sees the Dog.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's such a dumb, such a dumb storyline. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's really a waste of time.
Speaker 1: But we don't even have to well we didn't even
Speaker 1: have to what if we just cut what if we
Speaker 1: make our own show and we cut Charlotte out until
Speaker 1: until she's earned way back in do that she will.
Speaker 2: Well you never know if any of the ship's going
Speaker 2: to come back though.
Speaker 1: So well, so yeah, okay, so the dumb dog.
Speaker 3: Very sitcom me. Let's just look if you if you're
Speaker 3: not watching it and you just want to hear our caps,
Speaker 3: just know that it is like so so sickcommy. Charlotte
Speaker 3: goes into a doggy daycare because now she's getting a
Speaker 3: bad reputation because the lady had complained about her dog
Speaker 3: being like a menace. So she goes into the and
Speaker 3: the lady who complained about her the Karen, Yes, her
Speaker 3: dog is at the doggy daycare right, and Charlotte is
Speaker 3: so upset because the guy's like, Nope, I can't take
Speaker 3: your dog because so now she's like kind of been canceled.
Speaker 1: Which makes no sense, Like how would that guy? What
Speaker 1: if she has a picture of her None of that
Speaker 1: made sense, It's none of it is completely sick commy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, super sick.
Speaker 1: I just wrote how would they know who cares? So
Speaker 1: then okay, so Anthony is like comes back to that, like,
Speaker 1: are you crazy? Carrie is all mad. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: what she lay off Anthony so did whatever. So she's
Speaker 1: all sad. She goes back to her place. She asks
Speaker 1: the cat, Oh yeah, she's now okay. Carrie's never had
Speaker 1: a pet in her life.
Speaker 2: She's not real.
Speaker 1: And when Aiden had a dog, Pete back in the day,
Speaker 1: she was awful with Pete. She lost them a bunch
Speaker 1: of times. When Pete got sick, she never cared.
Speaker 2: He ate her shoe.
Speaker 1: She was like, really, I understand being mad about that,
Speaker 1: but she had no feelings for this dog that was
Speaker 1: her boyfriend's dog and she never mentioned having And then
Speaker 1: now she has this was that Chase cat, like she
Speaker 1: had to take somebody's cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, my god. So that's just are you sure whatever?
Speaker 2: Who cares?
Speaker 1: Now she has this cat that she's just skulking around with.
Speaker 1: Takes out her magic a ball, which is my thing.
Speaker 1: You know, that's my thing. I asked the magic a
Speaker 1: ball questions.
Speaker 3: Also, you don't shake a magic a ball and a
Speaker 3: lot of people do it. You're not supposed to. It
Speaker 3: breaks it, he makes all these bubbles in it. You're
Speaker 3: just you can't teet.
Speaker 2: It over right.
Speaker 1: I use a virtual one sometimes when I can't make
Speaker 1: a decision. I there's an online one that I use
Speaker 1: for real. I totally use the Magic eight ball. But okay,
Speaker 1: so then, okay, oh my god, this is this is
Speaker 1: the part that I already told you about. Yes, and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that we have to, but just buckle up,
Speaker 1: sit down, stand up. She's sitting in bed and Aiden
Speaker 1: calls and he's wasted. Yeah, and he's in a field
Speaker 1: in a truck, just wasted. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: it I mean, like, is he never been drunk because
Speaker 1: he's not playing it.
Speaker 2: But he's like, okay, I can't slow about carry field.
Speaker 2: I minutage to.
Speaker 3: Feel jaking the beer. And Carrie's like, carry you in
Speaker 3: a field? And Aiden goes, why, I get it? Why why?
Speaker 2: So he's making a pun about Wyatt kid.
Speaker 1: But he's so worried about the did mushrooms that he
Speaker 1: had to not talk to carry for five years. And
Speaker 1: here he is calling her for phone sex and she's like, well,
Speaker 1: this is confusing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh, so it's funning out, like we're joking
Speaker 3: about it now, right. She's like, okay, So she's a
Speaker 3: little confused. I can't wants to fall and have phone sex.
Speaker 3: He starts like fucking around. Then he hits the horn
Speaker 3: by accident, scares himself so much that he shits himself. Now,
Speaker 3: I want you to take a break. It's like, take
Speaker 3: a break, pan. It's a little cary and and at
Speaker 3: this point.
Speaker 2: We should just make Aiden's voice Steve, yeah, car carry
Speaker 2: I ship myself. Do you still want to have full
Speaker 2: sex or what? Yeah? That's aid. Now he's just so drunk.
Speaker 1: She's like, I guess, I mean not really like I
Speaker 1: don't even think I wanted to at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but first before that, he's just like, are you
Speaker 2: touching yourself?
Speaker 3: Like I touched you, touch my Riyes, touch you, I'm
Speaker 3: your vagina, put your fingers on your.
Speaker 2: Vagina, put him inside yourself. Ew. No.
Speaker 1: She tries to do it at first until he ships himself,
Speaker 1: and then she's like kind of loses the mood. Right,
Speaker 1: so she does the thing that we've probably all done. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's let me ask you this. Why are they not facetiming?
Speaker 1: Are they not face starting this day and age?
Speaker 2: This day and age? She did because it's aid, and
Speaker 2: he probably still he's surprised. He doesn't have a fucking.
Speaker 1: Rotary phone, right, they go to my rotary phone because
Speaker 1: I'm just cool like that cat.
Speaker 3: You know me just made this rotary phone at an
Speaker 3: old church. Okay, all right, out of a church. I
Speaker 3: took parts from the foundation of a church.
Speaker 2: And I made this old rotary phone.
Speaker 3: It's not even it's not connected to nothing, because I
Speaker 3: don't believe in anything like that.
Speaker 2: He's just the most fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: And so she's just like she does the thing even
Speaker 1: though there for no reason, they're not in real FaceTime,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm gonna just pretend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not like the show.
Speaker 3: Doesn't have face time because four scenes ago, Seema she
Speaker 3: was gonna have phone sex with her guy, was gonna
Speaker 3: have actual video sex with her guy.
Speaker 2: And then okay, remember because she was and like.
Speaker 1: A net yes for no reason, something that never would
Speaker 1: wear a boostie. But now so you're having to hear
Speaker 1: aiden have like pretty graphic sex. Nor he's like, uh,
Speaker 1: he's like making the craziest sounds. So she has to
Speaker 1: have the ac at this point because he just shipped himself.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is just disgusting. And so then he
Speaker 1: like doesn't.
Speaker 3: He's like, did you come, Carrie, And then she's like yeah,
Speaker 3: uh huh mm hmmm, which I mean that's the only
Speaker 3: time I was like I can relate to carry this moment.
Speaker 3: Oh oh so so then the nun okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: Miranda call. Imagine being on the phone with eight and
Speaker 3: he's just like, oh.
Speaker 6: Oh, I can't and then he's like hold on. He's like,
Speaker 6: he's like, hold on, Carrie.
Speaker 3: I want to take the semen and I want to
Speaker 3: I want to make it into an ointment.
Speaker 5: But I can put on my on my church. Would
Speaker 5: a tinturetrure to put to put to make it to
Speaker 5: make the wood smoother. So this like this old this
Speaker 5: old chair I made for you, Carrie, but I need
Speaker 5: the ointment of my semen.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. He's like yeah, I know. He's like,
Speaker 2: oh shiny wood.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh god, this is it's a laminate. It's
Speaker 3: a laminate. What let's make it glasses.
Speaker 2: Carry I'm gonna use the semen from the best phone
Speaker 2: sex we've ever had. Did you call me carry? Yes?
Speaker 3: Aiden, it's whyet right there? Whyat It just shows white
Speaker 3: like popping up looking and he's like, Dad, like why
Speaker 3: I thought you were asleep?
Speaker 2: Why it was in the flatbed of the truck. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Oh my god. And so then why.
Speaker 3: It's like, I'm so high right now, Dad, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm on mushrooms.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm tripping out and it's a bad trip. And
Speaker 2: he's like, Carrie, I gotta go handle this mushroom trip.
Speaker 2: And then he tried to like, Lady, I'm shaming out.
Speaker 1: He's like, it was five years, but I got my
Speaker 1: shaman slice, so I have to I have to take
Speaker 1: why through these shaman trips.
Speaker 2: You gotta make them good trips carried. And why it's
Speaker 2: like put your put your penis away.
Speaker 3: First off, I'm even though I'm this high, I know
Speaker 3: that your penis is out.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: Why it's like, Dad, take me into a facility.
Speaker 2: I want to go to treatment. I can't. I'm traumatized.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm too drunk right now, and I do whyatt.
Speaker 3: I don't mean to be inappropriate, but can you go
Speaker 3: get go get daddy like.
Speaker 2: A little bottle. I gotta making a chair for Carrie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so good. I've been roasting at me.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then Miranda calls and she wants to say,
Speaker 1: like this is when she's like, the nun wants me
Speaker 1: to meet her in Central Park to ride a carousel,
Speaker 1: which was kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Very fun Still better than Chay, Yeah, still better than cha.
Speaker 2: Still take that.
Speaker 1: That was funny and that was just a quick moment.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, I faked an orgasm, but that
Speaker 1: may happen later. I'm not sure that happens later.
Speaker 3: So then Robbie I think that's his name, comes over
Speaker 3: to Sima's house because she's demanded that he fly in
Speaker 3: from Egypt. Right, it comes to me a huge thing
Speaker 3: of flowers. He's in the middle of a movie. Right,
Speaker 3: Just keep that in mind if you haven't watched, keep
Speaker 3: in mind that he's in the middle of a movie
Speaker 3: and he flew from Egypt because she was like, I
Speaker 3: really need to see you.
Speaker 2: Brings her flowers.
Speaker 3: Then they have sex. Then he has the audacity to
Speaker 3: be dressed in the morning and she's like, what are
Speaker 3: you doing? Why are you dressed? And he's like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: because you know, I'm on Egypt time. But hey, like
Speaker 3: I made reservations at some restaurant I can't pronounce. It's
Speaker 3: like super fancy and she's like, oh, because she's because
Speaker 3: she is Samantha.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, but Dobby Doby, is it like Egypt?
Speaker 2: Is it anything like that?
Speaker 1: He has to go location scouting. He's like, yeah, first,
Speaker 1: I got to do a little bit of work though,
Speaker 1: right and mad right, Uh, you have to work. So
Speaker 1: he wants her to come though, which.
Speaker 2: I will argue to anyone.
Speaker 3: I know you're not arguing with me, but I don't
Speaker 3: think he did anything that wrong.
Speaker 2: Like she's being so ridiculous. He flew from Egypt.
Speaker 3: He wants to spend time with her, but he's like,
Speaker 3: I have to go just look at this location. So
Speaker 3: she's like fine, she gets in the car. Now there's
Speaker 3: like five people in the car. You're in like a van,
Speaker 3: and there's a woman in the back. And then he's like,
Speaker 3: what's who's got fragrance on? And the woman in the
Speaker 3: backs like it's not me. She's like, I haven't worn
Speaker 3: fragrance in five years, which reminds me of at my
Speaker 3: guy tocologist's office, and I can get another doctor's office.
Speaker 3: They're very crazy about like you're not allowed to wear
Speaker 3: scented deodorant, Yeah, fragrance, Like I guess some of these
Speaker 3: doctors are like sensitive.
Speaker 1: I went to a wedding like that this woman. I
Speaker 1: know that the couple is still married. So as many
Speaker 1: years ago I really liked I was friends with the guy.
Speaker 1: We were all friends with him, but we didn't really
Speaker 1: like her. I'm just gonna say it. I can say
Speaker 1: it twenty years later, right, Yeah, And she had a
Speaker 1: thing on the wedding invitation which was very fancy, but
Speaker 1: it was like the four Seasons or something. It's said
Speaker 1: on the invitation, no deonnorant or perfumes please, bride is allergic.
Speaker 1: She was the most annoying person I saw, truly, she's
Speaker 1: up there. Yeah, I hate saying that he's not going
Speaker 1: to listen to this, right ah no?
Speaker 3: Oh, so like it's me, which I don't know if
Speaker 3: that's supposed to be like a mic drop, like I'll
Speaker 3: I call the shots here, I'll wear fragrance whatever. Right,
Speaker 3: So then we see a quick uh so Charlotte and
Speaker 3: Lisa are walking down.
Speaker 2: The street, of course, like you do all day.
Speaker 3: And Lisa is like, you should maybe give that woman's
Speaker 3: dog an MRI, like you know whatever, pay for it,
Speaker 3: right and then and then I have I thought they
Speaker 3: were walking but maybe they're in her house. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: then the dog walking tries to eat the American girl doll.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were in her house. You're right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it goes with them like maybe it's not a perfect dog.
Speaker 1: What a great storyline, weren't.
Speaker 2: So back to Sema.
Speaker 3: Seema's getting really annoyed because now they're on a peer
Speaker 3: uh doing a location scout stuff.
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, I'm so sorry he's gone into
Speaker 1: a corner. I got to get him out really quick
Speaker 1: because he's like.
Speaker 3: So as I was saying, Seema is with the director
Speaker 3: guy and there they're on the pier and she's getting
Speaker 3: so unreasonably I think mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, it reminded me.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's mad that he's working right, right, And remember
Speaker 1: my joke with my friend about Sissy Spasic and the
Speaker 1: movie JFK, where she's so mad at Kevin Costner, who's
Speaker 1: a detective trying to solve the JFK murder, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna work. You're going to try to solve a
Speaker 1: murder on easta day. And it's just like how every
Speaker 1: bad wife is written in these movies, especially by like
Speaker 1: Oliver Stone or somebody like that, Like yes, because she
Speaker 1: and she also had a slight whisp like.
Speaker 3: Eat the Sunday trying to solve a murder of a president.
Speaker 2: That's what it reminds me of. And it's just like Girol.
Speaker 1: Even Samantha wouldn't like Samantha was the opposite of that.
Speaker 2: She wanted like someone really driven.
Speaker 3: And why wouldn't you just be like this is I'm
Speaker 3: not saying you you know you're gonna be like a
Speaker 3: tourist and go, my god, this is the coolest thing
Speaker 3: I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: You're making exactly.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you be like, oh my god, you flew
Speaker 3: all the way back from Egypt for me. The least
Speaker 3: I could do is go with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like cool?
Speaker 3: Yes, and he and he to his to defend him more.
Speaker 3: He's like, isn't this like pretty cool? Like look at
Speaker 3: this like view and stuff, and she's like, uh so
Speaker 3: she just calls Carrie to complain like a bach right,
Speaker 3: that's what I have is or maybe or does she
Speaker 3: break up with them first?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think not yet, because then we
Speaker 1: go over back to Charlotte. She runs into the dog
Speaker 1: Lady and she's like, Okay, I'll pay the bill whatever,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, another dog that looks
Speaker 1: like it like it runs up.
Speaker 2: It warn't rant, it was the wrong dog.
Speaker 3: It was the most it was the most sitcommst sitcom
Speaker 3: scene I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I know, for no reason. It didn't fit with the
Speaker 2: rest of the show. Really no, it didn't.
Speaker 3: It's like they needed to find something for her that's
Speaker 3: just not real, right, not like a real storyline with
Speaker 3: like real people, right.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was so stupid.
Speaker 1: So this then they go back to the director and
Speaker 1: he's found this beautiful shot, like it's like, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is it, this weird apocalyptic thing we're looking for. Cool
Speaker 1: take a minute, yeah, and go good job everybody, Like
Speaker 1: this is really cool now. Instead, she's like, I deserve
Speaker 1: more than this. Goodbye. I'm sure you have exactly what
Speaker 1: she said. But she's she's done.
Speaker 3: She's out something about like the end of his movie, like.
Speaker 2: And he's so excited.
Speaker 3: He's like, wouldn't this be so cool for like then
Speaker 3: the heroes of our movie it's like their last whatever.
Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, well it's like Abu Jabi like
Speaker 3: life imitates art right, because we're done and it's just
Speaker 3: dressed like that.
Speaker 1: Why is she can dress like that to go like
Speaker 1: location scouting for to just put on some jeans.
Speaker 2: Girl, you have to wear pants suit to everything.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's so much and it's I know, it's old
Speaker 1: school and I know Carri that's the big thing about
Speaker 1: the characters. And Carrie is always in dire or whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's getting tired, like it just is ridiculous. All
Speaker 1: these just impossible like demands, I know. So she breaks
Speaker 1: up bye bye. So then Carrie goes to get drinks
Speaker 1: with Charlotte and Miranda again I have.
Speaker 3: Let me see so yes, no, no, not yet. So
Speaker 3: we're at the Red Rooster where Lisa's thrown a party
Speaker 3: for Herbert. She's kind of mad, She's like big mad.
Speaker 3: So it's the big campaign party that well, she's fed
Speaker 3: up because she has her own life too, and everybody
Speaker 3: wants her to do stuff. Remember, so, for no real
Speaker 3: reason except that they're making a TV show, Carrie has
Speaker 3: to meet up with Charlotte and Miranda at Herbert's party.
Speaker 3: Controller Like why would that be? Why would she invite
Speaker 3: her three girlfriends to copure her husband's comptroller party with
Speaker 3: like other comptroll like city people.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean it's nice.
Speaker 3: It makes no sense, but whatever. So they're sitting there
Speaker 3: and then Carrie's like, you guys, Aiden called and we
Speaker 3: had phone sex. But then we stopped halfway and you guys,
Speaker 3: I faked phone sex and now I felt this honest.
Speaker 3: That was the most honest thing between us.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: We were so honest about our sexuality.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Right? Right? That was annoying to you too? Right?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was ridiculous. It was yes, yes, the whole
Speaker 1: thing isn't. Yes completely.
Speaker 2: So is this when Anthony for some reason comes in
Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm gay. Why did he yell that?
Speaker 3: Okay, so let's see, yeah, mar okay. So yeah, Anthony
Speaker 3: shows up. Well, it's time for Herbert to make a speech.
Speaker 2: He's always making.
Speaker 1: Speeches, yeah, because he's running for office.
Speaker 2: So she shows up for no reason.
Speaker 3: Why would why would she invite her girlfriends and their friends? Like, hey, Joe, worry,
Speaker 3: it's a plus whatever, just bring all, bring everybody everyone
Speaker 3: in the cast, yeah, to the to the party. So
Speaker 3: then he shows up, he's like, I'm sorry, I was
Speaker 3: way too hard on you.
Speaker 2: What No, you weren't.
Speaker 3: And she's like that's okay. Whatever. Anyway, So then the
Speaker 3: campaign manager. Okay, So then there's this like a cappella
Speaker 3: group to show that he can sing, because he can't.
Speaker 3: It's amazing because he was in Hamilton, so I used him.
Speaker 3: Well here right, I believe Yeah, so shows up and
Speaker 3: then the this is where the manager. The campaign manager
Speaker 3: is like a cappella group not cool? And now she
Speaker 3: kind of loses her mind. She's like shut up, like
Speaker 3: you know, and he's like, whoa, Okay, why are you
Speaker 3: getting so spicy basically, and she's like, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: be a parent and run the PTA and shop a
Speaker 3: documentary and I can't do it at all.
Speaker 2: Right, She's right, she's upset, Yeah, she said. So.
Speaker 3: Back at the group of the people, Anthony and Carrie, Miranda,
Speaker 3: they're talking and Miranda gets another text from the nun. Okay,
Speaker 3: and she's like this was very funny. She's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, this nun is in love with me? Or
Speaker 3: maybe are they back at Carrie's house? I no, no,
Speaker 3: there's still the party. They're still party. She's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, this nun is in love with me. She
Speaker 3: wants me to meet her. She just got out of
Speaker 3: Wicked and she wants me the meter at the eminem store.
Speaker 2: At Times Square, at Old Times Square. It was amazing.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if somebody like was like, I'm in
Speaker 3: Times Square, meet me by King Kong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't imagine. I know people that do that.
Speaker 1: They'll come here and be like, you want to do
Speaker 1: like the Hollywood you want to do like a TMC tour.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I do not, and I won't. But she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: fuck it, okay, I'll just do this.
Speaker 3: I think she's going to kind of break up with her.
Speaker 2: Right right kind of, but she goes in. It's like
Speaker 2: kind of nightmarish.
Speaker 3: It's so she's standing in Times Square by King Kong,
Speaker 3: who's like a guy dressed up in a giant King
Speaker 3: Kong outfit that takes.
Speaker 2: Pictures with you.
Speaker 3: And I told you about when I went to New
Speaker 3: York and got caught by the one of those characters
Speaker 3: and they make you take a picture. They grab you
Speaker 3: and they shove you in a picture, and then they
Speaker 3: just get in front of you and take the picture
Speaker 3: and then they go okay, that's that's twenty five dollars,
Speaker 3: and you're like what, so then you have to avoid them. Oh,
Speaker 3: one of them, I tried. I was like, well, will
Speaker 3: you take five dollars? And they're like no, it's twenty
Speaker 3: five dollars. And I was like, well, you're just gonna
Speaker 3: have to take five. I was with LB and she
Speaker 3: was mortified, and I was like, well, then stay the
Speaker 3: fuck away from these characters. It's highway robbery. Okay, So
Speaker 3: you don't have to pay them anything, you don't have
Speaker 3: to do shit, just be like fuck off. That's how
Speaker 3: you next time you go to New York. Okay, somebody
Speaker 3: pulls that shit with you, just tell them to fuck off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I promise. So then, so.
Speaker 3: The nun so Rosie O'Donnell is like is like wearing
Speaker 3: a wicked shirt, and she hands Miranda some Eminem's and
Speaker 3: she's like, I got them like special, you know, M
Speaker 3: and M like for Mary and Miranda, but Marianza, Heyrianza.
Speaker 2: And she's like, oh god, I mean it's so sweet
Speaker 2: but also so sad, and she goes, hey.
Speaker 3: You want to spend the night, and Miranda's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, listen, we need to talk, like right, please, don't.
Speaker 3: I know you're like newly on your journey or whatever,
Speaker 3: but like I don't want you to leave. God, for me,
Speaker 3: and she's like, oh, goad, no, I would never.
Speaker 2: I'm married to that. That's gonna leave.
Speaker 1: God, I'm a Red Sox fan from Boston in my cap.
Speaker 3: And then she's like, I have been changed for good.
Speaker 2: They had to get Wicked in. They had to like
Speaker 2: find a way. Oh my god, you're right, because you know,
Speaker 2: you know who writes the show.
Speaker 1: I mean like, yeah, they got it in. They got
Speaker 1: it in. I didn't totally hate at that moment. I
Speaker 1: thought that was like the most interesting storyline.
Speaker 2: Oh so all of that funny.
Speaker 3: Because Miranda's just like oh, She's like yeah, that's from Wicked.
Speaker 2: And Miranda's like, yeah, I figured, yeah that was kind
Speaker 2: of that was kind of sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then just when you think you're out, just you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, credits have got to come soon, right, right,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Carrie's like, you know what, now
Speaker 1: I'm in the mood. You know what I wasn't able
Speaker 1: to do before, But now I'm gonna call and try
Speaker 1: to have a phone sex with him. She calls Aiden
Speaker 1: on the old timey phone yep, and he's like She's like, She's.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, now what are you doing.
Speaker 3: She's like, hey, I want to be honest with you,
Speaker 3: like the other night, like I wasn't actually masturbating, but
Speaker 3: now I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm ready in my hands. She's putting her hands
Speaker 1: like down and then he's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh no, it's not a good time, Carrie. And
Speaker 2: then you look at hands over and his weird fourteen
Speaker 2: year old son Wyatt is sleeping in the bed with him.
Speaker 2: Now let us I do not even know how to
Speaker 2: unpack that. I don't understand why he would be there
Speaker 2: at all, Like why is whyite there? And why is
Speaker 2: aiden such a dick to keys? Just like no, bye,
Speaker 2: now he's not a great like see ya what I
Speaker 2: just was like what the fuck? And then the alarm
Speaker 2: goes off again because you know rich, right rich?
Speaker 3: And she goes and she's like, h can't sleep. Let
Speaker 3: me get my laptop and do something. She's like, you
Speaker 3: know what, I need to find my old self again.
Speaker 3: I haven't been writing a long time because I don't
Speaker 3: need to do anything ever again.
Speaker 1: Because I have so much money, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start writing again. Let me find myself. And then I
Speaker 1: just wrote what happened to her podcast that has never
Speaker 1: been mentioned again. I guess they shut down. Remember they
Speaker 1: shut it down.
Speaker 3: Yes, now she's going to be a writer again. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: she's not gonna write much. She's gonna write. She's going
Speaker 3: to write. She didn't know what she was getting herself,
Speaker 3: got herself into.
Speaker 2: That's what she's like. Dust off, she blows dust off
Speaker 2: the old apple. Yeah, I mean yeah, that's where we end.
Speaker 2: And that line, and just like that, the show comes
Speaker 2: to an end. Now I'm going to tell you, and
Speaker 2: I'll just say this one more time.
Speaker 1: It does get better, and I know there will be
Speaker 1: still times that we can trust me, we'll still hate
Speaker 1: watch a little bit.
Speaker 2: But I promise you you're going to actually enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I promise.
Speaker 3: I believe you. I believe I'm in I'm watching it.
Speaker 3: I mean, just for the phone sex alone.
Speaker 2: Fun, it's fun. Carrie. Did you come? All right?
Speaker 1: Everybody right? Thank you for being here. We miss Steve,
Speaker 1: we miss Chay a little bit at this point. Yes,
Speaker 1: we miss you all.
Speaker 2: Thank you that. Thanks for and follow along. We'll be
Speaker 2: doing this every week.
Speaker 1: Yep, along with the Valley and all other kinds of
Speaker 1: stuff and Hollywood cringe and you know what we're doing.
Speaker 2: We're doing all the things.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we'll see you like Monday, Tuesday soon Nos.
Speaker 2: Nice bye bye a