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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bub to the rescue typeer ask Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bub on one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Orlando's rock station. Haskeal C TV brought you

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<v Speaker 2>as always by Petties meets State Road four thirty four

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<v Speaker 2>in Longwood, just.

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<v Speaker 1>West of High four. Petty is the best of the best.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you they've been in business over forty years.

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<v Speaker 2>They are to find foods what you are to life advice?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'd say top shelf, just top shelf, pretty solid

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<v Speaker 1>analogy there. If you haven't been to Petties yet, do

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<v Speaker 1>yourself a favor and go when you do. And we've

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<v Speaker 1>had this texted to us by by listeners. When they've gone,

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<v Speaker 1>they said, thank you. Walk in there for yourself at

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<v Speaker 1>ice cool free draft beer. Yes, I said free walk

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<v Speaker 1>around and enjoy that free draft beer while you're a

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<v Speaker 1>Are you shopping Petty?

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<v Speaker 2>Stay aout four thirty four and long With just west

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<v Speaker 2>of I four Monday, three Saturday, ten to six.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody asked that the text line two two five two six,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to Donnie? He's flying, He flew fine this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just a little bruised.

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<v Speaker 2>Donnie is lctv's executive pilot pilot assistant. He's everything sounding board. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he makes it, makes it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>So you excited about the big Bourbon world fest going

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<v Speaker 1>on this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're a world right And that was it's

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<v Speaker 1>pitmasters and pores. Well, they just told me bourbon and

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<v Speaker 1>they had me a bourbon. Oh so you are you

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<v Speaker 1>are coming in? Oh yeah, yeah, I'll be there. Life

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<v Speaker 1>Coach will be on premise Mount Dora this Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll be the worst drinking of Martini.

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<v Speaker 1>Smoked bourbon on the rocks, you know where they put

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<v Speaker 1>that little smoker in it, the little machine that smokes

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<v Speaker 1>and they light it like a bong. Very fancy, schmancy

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<v Speaker 1>inside of a great barrel. Nothing but the best for

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<v Speaker 1>a Life Coach, Life Coach. I love my husband, but

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<v Speaker 1>he drives me crazy when he does baby talk to

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<v Speaker 1>the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>She took the time to text this out.

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<v Speaker 2>This is usually her way around.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, you know, like the lisp, who the good boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Toby the good boy, come here, good boy? Come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dog people. I don't get him either. Listen, lady,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you on this one. You should or ma'am, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you should probably just leave this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a grown man. Hold on a minute. This has

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<v Speaker 2>a little extreme there.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's a little drastic, but in a little horse.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give him the ultimatum. You know, you don't cut

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<v Speaker 1>out with the the sweet baby dog talk.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not getting the kiddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta keep it simple, low hanging fruit lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, ma'am, what I don't mean to get too personal

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<v Speaker 2>in the irony. Just a little while ago, me and

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<v Speaker 2>the guy I work with, we're talking about a story

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<v Speaker 2>in our idiotology segment about a very I was flying in.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard you guys talking about gas station nachos. The

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<v Speaker 2>ab etching is what I was. Oh yeah, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>ab etching. Everybody in LA is doing it. Say you're

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<v Speaker 2>looking more rugged than usual. Uh huh. No, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>do sit ups.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I do lift ups where I have to

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<v Speaker 1>lift myself up off the ground every now and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>Donnie brought me a card LCTB, a greeting card at

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<v Speaker 1>the Facebook Live.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Read the front of that amazing incredible year number one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>says a great coach.

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<v Speaker 2>Read this. Can you read it from that far. A

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<v Speaker 2>great coach makes all the difference. Thanks for everything you

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<v Speaker 2>do there it is Thanks Donnie, thanks for bringing that in.

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<v Speaker 2>This from Shelby the great LCTV. I wanted to show

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<v Speaker 2>my gratitude for all that you do with a card

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<v Speaker 2>and an offer. Wow, she got me a life coach card.

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<v Speaker 2>The offer is that I'll pay you ten that whoa

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<v Speaker 2>hold on? Do you know what this is going to

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<v Speaker 2>do to this man's already highly inflated ego.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Shelby Patless say, I'll pay you ten thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to father my baby, hopefully the natural way, if

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<v Speaker 1>it's implantation, like you know where they put the seed in.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's if it's implantation, whatever of the seed five thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants live action with LCTV. Shelby coming in your direction.

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<v Speaker 1>Text in the text in come on now, damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>Text in the address two two two six? Shall uh

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<v Speaker 1>you heading there to give her? Hell?

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<v Speaker 2>LC? Do you what's the first in this segment?

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<v Speaker 1>That?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you level? That's pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hold it up again for the Facebook live cam.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't make this stuff up. I mus said the

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<v Speaker 1>s words ELC. Do you ever help fans with their

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<v Speaker 1>fantasy football rosters. I'm gonna pickle on whether to play

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Mahomes or Joe Burrow. Look, I've said it before

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll say it again. I'm not into barbaric sports

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Okay, it's more you know the I'm into

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<v Speaker 1>the higher end stuff and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm hoping tomorrow out at the uh Pitmasters and

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<v Speaker 1>Poorers on Saturday Saturday, or as I call it, the

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<v Speaker 1>Bourbon World on Saturday. I'm really hoping that uh they

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<v Speaker 1>have like you know, the polo games on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>The one player that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Will give you advice that you're gonna want to bench

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<v Speaker 1>this week is uh that guy from San fran Ricky Piersoll.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the bullet done pierced all the way through his body. So, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be if he's on your team, and Ricky,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you're doing better. Man. He came in for

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<v Speaker 1>some some counseling allegedly, Hey wow, this person's using like

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<v Speaker 1>street talk. Hey, life, coach, does the Choppa have a bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>That's Choppa c h O p p A have a bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh of course it's kind of a pool. Tab mean sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>have a Billiard stable on there as well asteroids, Gallagher machines.

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<v Speaker 1>There's even in the bathroom on the chopper. There's even

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<v Speaker 1>a bathroom attendant. Uh huh. He wears earplugs in there

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<v Speaker 1>because this, you know, the sound of the blades rotating

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<v Speaker 1>is so loud for him.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I running out of time here?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're good. I'm curious because I haven't. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>been on your your aircraft. I've got questions to get

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<v Speaker 1>to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the bathroom sounds very luxurious. This isn't one of

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<v Speaker 2>those that has like a couch. It stuff in there too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah for the ladies, it's got a baby changing machine. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So when Shelby births my child, just so, I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>the money around on that one. Been driving sbox vehicles

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<v Speaker 1>to work for years. LC at a very good job

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<v Speaker 1>that pays well, but I'm always late because of breakdowns.

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<v Speaker 1>But at least I can perform perform the work in

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<v Speaker 1>service that's gonna be first off. Sounds like an excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Let your boss know or start uber into work if

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<v Speaker 1>you need to if you need to get to work

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<v Speaker 1>on time, because if not, what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Pat Early is on time? On time is late and

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<v Speaker 2>late is never acceptable. Uh huh no, not even the

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<v Speaker 2>life coach agrees with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they're asking, is now a good time for

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<v Speaker 1>me to buy a new vehicle so I can be

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<v Speaker 1>on time to work or what time of year would

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<v Speaker 1>that be? Okay, there are a certain time of years

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<v Speaker 1>of the year that are better to buy vehicles, just

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<v Speaker 1>like you know TV during Super Bowl time. But those

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<v Speaker 1>quote unquote s boxes are your friend right now with

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<v Speaker 1>the way that the rates are, drive that thing till

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<v Speaker 1>the wheels fall off, and if they fall off, and

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<v Speaker 1>leave early enough so that you can dial up an

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<v Speaker 1>uber right there from the side of the road. As

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<v Speaker 1>for when's it better time to buy, I'm a life

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<v Speaker 1>coach man. I'm not like, you know, one of those

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<v Speaker 1>hacks that has a crystal ball over in Cassadaga or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>because as I come to the crystal ball as a

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<v Speaker 1>crystal ball, it's a bottle of crystal shaped like a ball.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it from City Cent. Need your help, Elcie.

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<v Speaker 1>Live in an apartment and my downstairs neighbor insist on

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<v Speaker 1>cooking bacon. The smell disgust me, but I want to

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<v Speaker 1>at least be neighborly. What do you suggest I think

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to move to a different apartment, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>well hold on, then again, who doesn't like bacon?

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<v Speaker 2>This person apparently?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But any any apartment or unit that you changed to,

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<v Speaker 1>you're still gonna be dealing with bacon on you know,

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<v Speaker 1>certain days, like the weekends especially, You're god, this is

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<v Speaker 1>your only option. Is gonna be like moving to one

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<v Speaker 1>of those hippie vegan communes.

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<v Speaker 2>Butt or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then you're gonna have to get sleeping with

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<v Speaker 1>David koresh kind of guy so and sharing him with

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<v Speaker 1>five other wives and milking vegan goats and washing dirty underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>So is it really worth it all that over bacon?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>Just like get you know the nose plug that the

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<v Speaker 1>goofy kids wore when they swam, you know the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that got the water in there and they walked around

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<v Speaker 1>the pool like this pat usually buck teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they get ye? Heya? It was wholy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you just wear a nose plug like that goofy

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<v Speaker 1>kid at the pool and uh and then you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>you should be good. You know, do you wear that

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<v Speaker 1>on bacon day? Only you don't have to wear it

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. I know, I'm getting to wrap it

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<v Speaker 1>up signal don't worry all right, life code. On a

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<v Speaker 1>walk with the wife. I looked down and saw a

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<v Speaker 1>manhole cover. How long do you think until this PC

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<v Speaker 1>America changes that too. I like the name of the

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<v Speaker 1>manhole cover. There are woman hole covers there already are

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<v Speaker 1>pants does cover all the holes? Well except for that

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<v Speaker 1>mouth that was probably running the entire walk. People think

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<v Speaker 1>walks to get rid of stress. Not quite half make

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<v Speaker 1>of this segment this morning. This has been unprecedented in

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<v Speaker 1>many levels. Sonny got me riled up on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, buddy, let's fire up the chopper. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go see Shelby at twenty five forty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Lane. Yeah, thank you. Welsee TV everybody. It's a double D.