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Speaker 2: of I four Monday, three Saturday, ten to six.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked that the text line two two five two six,
Speaker 1: what happened to Donnie? He's flying, He flew fine this morning.
Speaker 1: He's just a little bruised.
Speaker 2: Donnie is lctv's executive pilot pilot assistant. He's everything sounding board. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he makes it, makes it happen.
Speaker 1: So you excited about the big Bourbon world fest going
Speaker 1: on this week?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: I know you're a world right And that was it's
Speaker 1: pitmasters and pores. Well, they just told me bourbon and
Speaker 1: they had me a bourbon. Oh so you are you
Speaker 1: are coming in? Oh yeah, yeah, I'll be there. Life
Speaker 1: Coach will be on premise Mount Dora this Saturday.
Speaker 2: He'll be the worst drinking of Martini.
Speaker 1: Smoked bourbon on the rocks, you know where they put
Speaker 1: that little smoker in it, the little machine that smokes
Speaker 1: and they light it like a bong. Very fancy, schmancy
Speaker 1: inside of a great barrel. Nothing but the best for
Speaker 1: a Life Coach, Life Coach. I love my husband, but
Speaker 1: he drives me crazy when he does baby talk to
Speaker 1: the dog.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: She took the time to text this out.
Speaker 2: This is usually her way around.
Speaker 1: She goes, you know, like the lisp, who the good boy?
Speaker 2: Oh, Toby the good boy, come here, good boy? Come on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog people. I don't get him either. Listen, lady,
Speaker 1: I'm with you on this one. You should or ma'am, Sorry,
Speaker 1: you should probably just leave this guy.
Speaker 2: He's a grown man. Hold on a minute. This has
Speaker 2: a little extreme there.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's a little drastic, but in a little horse.
Speaker 1: Just give him the ultimatum. You know, you don't cut
Speaker 1: out with the the sweet baby dog talk.
Speaker 2: You're not getting the kiddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta keep it simple, low hanging fruit lady.
Speaker 2: Hey, ma'am, what I don't mean to get too personal
Speaker 2: in the irony. Just a little while ago, me and
Speaker 2: the guy I work with, we're talking about a story
Speaker 2: in our idiotology segment about a very I was flying in.
Speaker 2: I heard you guys talking about gas station nachos. The
Speaker 2: ab etching is what I was. Oh yeah, I've got
Speaker 2: ab etching. Everybody in LA is doing it. Say you're
Speaker 2: looking more rugged than usual. Uh huh. No, you don't
Speaker 2: do sit ups.
Speaker 1: I mean I do lift ups where I have to
Speaker 1: lift myself up off the ground every now and then.
Speaker 2: Oh look at this.
Speaker 1: Donnie brought me a card LCTB, a greeting card at
Speaker 1: the Facebook Live.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Wow.
Speaker 1: Read the front of that amazing incredible year number one. Okay,
Speaker 1: says a great coach.
Speaker 2: Read this. Can you read it from that far. A
Speaker 2: great coach makes all the difference. Thanks for everything you
Speaker 2: do there it is Thanks Donnie, thanks for bringing that in.
Speaker 2: This from Shelby the great LCTV. I wanted to show
Speaker 2: my gratitude for all that you do with a card
Speaker 2: and an offer. Wow, she got me a life coach card.
Speaker 2: The offer is that I'll pay you ten that whoa
Speaker 2: hold on? Do you know what this is going to
Speaker 2: do to this man's already highly inflated ego.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Shelby Patless say, I'll pay you ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars to father my baby, hopefully the natural way, if
Speaker 1: it's implantation, like you know where they put the seed in.
Speaker 1: If it's if it's implantation, whatever of the seed five thousand.
Speaker 2: She wants live action with LCTV. Shelby coming in your direction.
Speaker 1: Text in the text in come on now, damn it.
Speaker 1: Text in the address two two two six? Shall uh
Speaker 1: you heading there to give her? Hell?
Speaker 2: LC? Do you what's the first in this segment?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: Do you level? That's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold it up again for the Facebook live cam.
Speaker 1: You can't make this stuff up. I mus said the
Speaker 1: s words ELC. Do you ever help fans with their
Speaker 1: fantasy football rosters. I'm gonna pickle on whether to play
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes or Joe Burrow. Look, I've said it before
Speaker 1: and I'll say it again. I'm not into barbaric sports
Speaker 1: like that. Okay, it's more you know the I'm into
Speaker 1: the higher end stuff and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I'm hoping tomorrow out at the uh Pitmasters and
Speaker 1: Poorers on Saturday Saturday, or as I call it, the
Speaker 1: Bourbon World on Saturday. I'm really hoping that uh they
Speaker 1: have like you know, the polo games on TV.
Speaker 2: The one player that I.
Speaker 1: Will give you advice that you're gonna want to bench
Speaker 1: this week is uh that guy from San fran Ricky Piersoll.
Speaker 1: Because the bullet done pierced all the way through his body. So, uh,
Speaker 1: that would be if he's on your team, and Ricky,
Speaker 1: I hope you're doing better. Man. He came in for
Speaker 1: some some counseling allegedly, Hey wow, this person's using like
Speaker 1: street talk. Hey, life, coach, does the Choppa have a bathroom?
Speaker 1: That's Choppa c h O p p A have a bathroom?
Speaker 1: Oh of course it's kind of a pool. Tab mean sorry,
Speaker 1: have a Billiard stable on there as well asteroids, Gallagher machines.
Speaker 1: There's even in the bathroom on the chopper. There's even
Speaker 1: a bathroom attendant. Uh huh. He wears earplugs in there
Speaker 1: because this, you know, the sound of the blades rotating
Speaker 1: is so loud for him.
Speaker 2: Am I running out of time here?
Speaker 1: Now you're good. I'm curious because I haven't. I've never
Speaker 1: been on your your aircraft. I've got questions to get
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bathroom sounds very luxurious. This isn't one of
Speaker 2: those that has like a couch. It stuff in there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah for the ladies, it's got a baby changing machine. Wow.
Speaker 1: So when Shelby births my child, just so, I'll take
Speaker 1: the money around on that one. Been driving sbox vehicles
Speaker 1: to work for years. LC at a very good job
Speaker 1: that pays well, but I'm always late because of breakdowns.
Speaker 1: But at least I can perform perform the work in
Speaker 1: service that's gonna be first off. Sounds like an excuse.
Speaker 1: Let your boss know or start uber into work if
Speaker 1: you need to if you need to get to work
Speaker 1: on time, because if not, what is it?
Speaker 2: Pat Early is on time? On time is late and
Speaker 2: late is never acceptable. Uh huh no, not even the
Speaker 2: life coach agrees with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're asking, is now a good time for
Speaker 1: me to buy a new vehicle so I can be
Speaker 1: on time to work or what time of year would
Speaker 1: that be? Okay, there are a certain time of years
Speaker 1: of the year that are better to buy vehicles, just
Speaker 1: like you know TV during Super Bowl time. But those
Speaker 1: quote unquote s boxes are your friend right now with
Speaker 1: the way that the rates are, drive that thing till
Speaker 1: the wheels fall off, and if they fall off, and
Speaker 1: leave early enough so that you can dial up an
Speaker 1: uber right there from the side of the road. As
Speaker 1: for when's it better time to buy, I'm a life
Speaker 1: coach man. I'm not like, you know, one of those
Speaker 1: hacks that has a crystal ball over in Cassadaga or whatever,
Speaker 1: because as I come to the crystal ball as a
Speaker 1: crystal ball, it's a bottle of crystal shaped like a ball.
Speaker 2: You got it from City Cent. Need your help, Elcie.
Speaker 1: Live in an apartment and my downstairs neighbor insist on
Speaker 1: cooking bacon. The smell disgust me, but I want to
Speaker 1: at least be neighborly. What do you suggest I think
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to move to a different apartment, but no,
Speaker 1: well hold on, then again, who doesn't like bacon?
Speaker 2: This person apparently?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But any any apartment or unit that you changed to,
Speaker 1: you're still gonna be dealing with bacon on you know,
Speaker 1: certain days, like the weekends especially, You're god, this is
Speaker 1: your only option. Is gonna be like moving to one
Speaker 1: of those hippie vegan communes.
Speaker 2: Butt or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you're gonna have to get sleeping with
Speaker 1: David koresh kind of guy so and sharing him with
Speaker 1: five other wives and milking vegan goats and washing dirty underwear.
Speaker 1: So is it really worth it all that over bacon?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Just like get you know the nose plug that the
Speaker 1: goofy kids wore when they swam, you know the ones
Speaker 1: that got the water in there and they walked around
Speaker 1: the pool like this pat usually buck teeth.
Speaker 2: Did they get ye? Heya? It was wholy.
Speaker 1: Well, you just wear a nose plug like that goofy
Speaker 1: kid at the pool and uh and then you'll be
Speaker 1: you should be good. You know, do you wear that
Speaker 1: on bacon day? Only you don't have to wear it
Speaker 1: all the time. I know, I'm getting to wrap it
Speaker 1: up signal don't worry all right, life code. On a
Speaker 1: walk with the wife. I looked down and saw a
Speaker 1: manhole cover. How long do you think until this PC
Speaker 1: America changes that too. I like the name of the
Speaker 1: manhole cover. There are woman hole covers there already are
Speaker 1: pants does cover all the holes? Well except for that
Speaker 1: mouth that was probably running the entire walk. People think
Speaker 1: walks to get rid of stress. Not quite half make
Speaker 1: of this segment this morning. This has been unprecedented in
Speaker 1: many levels. Sonny got me riled up on the way.
Speaker 1: Come on, buddy, let's fire up the chopper. We gotta
Speaker 1: go see Shelby at twenty five forty six.
Speaker 2: Lane. Yeah, thank you. Welsee TV everybody. It's a double D.