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Speaker 1: Hello, my cute verbs. Before we get into the video,

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Speaker 2: Enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Whoa look at you, fancy man, someone's getting into the

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New York's spirit. Huh, hey, allie, check out our strapping

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roommate and his colorful clothes.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that shirt is way too loud, And why

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would you do that to yourself or to me? Go

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take it off and wear regular clothes like a normal

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person who even dresses up in clothes like that when

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at home? Anyway, that's so weird.

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Speaker 3: Uh what do you mean you're going to a party?

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Have you looked out the window today? Well, maybe you

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should have a look party boy, because you're not going

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anywhere dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's been snowing hard all day. All the

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doors are blocked, the driveway too.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, look at your cute little face. I could

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almost see the exact moment when your heart broke. Sorry,

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no party for you.

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Speaker 1: Cheer up, Buttercup, I have an excuse to ditch the

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lame party and run up here at home. It's an

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absolute win in my opinion. Of course, it was gonna

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be lame. It was a party that you were invited to. Besides,

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we're you gonna try to meet a girl or something.

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Speaker 3: You were well to be honest, you weren't gonna pick

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up any chicks wearing that goofy shirt anyway, So I

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think you may have saved yourself from embarrassment. Oh come on,

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I'm just messing with you. Come on, don't pout like that.

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You know it's not nearly as fun to tease you

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when you're actually getting upset. Look, missing the party isn't

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the end of the world, right, Allie?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah no, Like he said, staying home is way

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better than going to some stupid party. So come on, buddy,

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come sit down, watch some crappy reality TV. A little

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allie over here.

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Speaker 3: Here, I've been making some snacks. Try some there you go.

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This isn't so bad, huh. Relaxing on the couch watching

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some garbage TV with your two super duper fun roommates.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it really doesn't get any better than this. Who

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needs chicks when I got two roommates like us?

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Speaker 3: Sure this is nice, but maybe we can do something

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more fun to make up for the missed party, right, Allie?

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Speaker 1: What's better than this?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: We could play truth or Dare. Maybe that's a fun

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party game, right.

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Speaker 1: You two can play if you want. I'm good. I'm

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sure it would be more fun for all of us

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if we all played. But there's like thirty minutes left

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to go my show? Do I have to?

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Speaker 3: It's trash anyway? Okay, every episode is the same on

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turn it off?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but I still enjoy it. Blair, just be patient,

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await for me, play without me. I don't care. Ali.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, hey dork, since you're stuck here, instead

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of going to a lame party, why don't you make

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yourself useful and go grab that blanket of yours from

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your room, you know, the one that keep stealing from you?

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Speaker 1: Allie? What are you doing what? I'm watching my show? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well, our roommate is bummed out. Come on, you saw

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how excited he was to go to that party.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I already said it was gonna be lame anyway,

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He's fine thatound's back. Probably can't we just chill and

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watch the tv?

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Speaker 3: Can't we just try to make his New Year's not

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completely suck. He does nice stuff for us all the time.

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Let's do something nice for him.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Blair, you're such a softie.

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Speaker 3: Oh shut up, and don't tell him I said any

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of that. Maybe let's just lay off the tormenting for

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a bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, I get it. I wanted to

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feel better too. Okay, fine, let's try to cheer him up.

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I guess, don't tell me to be nice to him.

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You're way more mean than me. No, I'm not you.

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Oh quiet, he's coming back. Hey, Rumy's back. Oh my god,

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yay woo. Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Real subtle good news. When you were gone, Allie decided

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that she really wants to play truth or Dare with you.

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Isn't that so sweet of her?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, I'm turning off the TV right now, is

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a matter of fact. Yeah, So come on over, Rumy,

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have some catch retain us. That way, we can all

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share that they weren't blanket ears. So we get our

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truth and dars on.

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Speaker 3: Okay, everyone knows the rules, right, We each take turns

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picking truth or dare, and we have to answer honestly

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and follow through with all of the dares. Whoever chickens

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out of their dare takes on toilet cleaning duties for

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the entirety of next year.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, those are some I stakes. But I'm

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in no way I'm backing out of a dare, no coward.

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Let's get started already. I'm getting bored.

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Speaker 3: Okay, since you're so eager, you go first, truth or dare?

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Speaker 1: Allie? Uh? Truth?

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Speaker 3: I guess did you eat that last cookie that I

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made last month?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you so upset about that? Get

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a life? Well, yes, it was me, you little Let's turn. Okay,

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come on, let's keep the show moving. It's your turn, roomy. Truth,

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order truth, Okay, let's see. Oh, I know which one

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of us is your favorite roommate, no cheating, you have

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to pick from one of us.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Allie, you dummy. You're just begging to be disappointed

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at this point.

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Speaker 1: Oh please, come on, roomy. Remember who put a fake

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rat in your bed on Halloween?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Come on, that was funny.

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Speaker 3: It was part of the season. And besides, remember who

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has an xbox in her room that you always want

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to play as long as you say the right answer.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, Oh come on, you basically bribe them whatever your turn.

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Speaker 3: Hmmm, well, since I'm not a coward, I'll be the

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first to pick Dare. Come on, give me your worst, Roomy. What,

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Oh my god, you don't pull any punches. Do you

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smell Ellie's socks?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sure you hurt them. Smell on my sock

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or your own toilet duty for the whole year. Here

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you go, Blair, Blair, And just so you know, I've

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been worry these socks for three days.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, No, Oh you're disgusting. But I'm more mad

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at you, Roomy, since that was your Dare after all.

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But I'm about to get you back. I'd avoid picking

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Dare if I was you. Truth or Dare? All right, truth, Okay,

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tell us who your crush is. Oh wow, don't look

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at me like that. You just made me smell Ali's

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nasty feet. The gloves are off, and I'll be honest,

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I'll know if you're lying.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he totally has a big crush on someone.

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Look at him getting all hot and bothered just thinking

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about it. Huh. Come on, you have to say it

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nice and loud or it doesn't count. Yeah, come on,

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I want to hear who it is say yet, so

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you say, oh, oh wait, you're kidding right, Oh my gosh,

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are you serious? Ali and I are your biggest crushes?

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Speaker 3: Nah, you're making that up. You don't think he is

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good already is? Oh god, you're right, he's he's embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: M hm, squirming so much.

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Speaker 3: Well maybe we should move on before he changes any

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more shades. Come on, Ellie, it's your turn to give.

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Speaker 1: Me a dare. Oh you're so confident you're already picking dare.

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Huh damn right. You know I'm all about taking action,

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all right. Well, considering the real juicy bombshell, our adorable

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room they just dropped, I think it makes sense to

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really dial in on that. So Blair, I dare you

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just good a nice and close to him and give

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him some head sketches? All right? I suppose if it's there,

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I can't really say no?

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Speaker 3: Then can I can come there?

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Speaker 1: Sweetie?

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Speaker 3: Let's see how you handle being up close with your

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big crush. Oh my, you like that, don't you? You

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like how I'm running my fingers through your hair, scratching

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your skull nice and firm.

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Speaker 1: He likes it so much, like an lean under your hands.

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But I bet he'd like it even more if you

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did on the back of his neck too, like this?

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Oh yeah, just like that. I'm gonna march back so

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goddamn cute, so cute.

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Speaker 3: We better hurry up and continue this game. Otherwise he's

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gonna melt faster than the snow outside. Right, Well, who's

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turn is a desk again?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I think it's your turn, Roy, But since

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you seem it's out overwhelmed, I'll start you off. I

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pick dear.

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Speaker 3: Mmm, she's picked dere Honey, whatever will you make her?

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Speaker 1: Do?

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Speaker 3: You know what you want?

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Speaker 1: Just ask her. We have the cross you out on

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us to the fullest. He should have known.

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Speaker 3: Well, well, I had no idea we had a roommate

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with such refined tastes.

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Speaker 1: No, right, I'm the Hotserds to you goth roommates, and

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now he's asking me to blow on his ear. I

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guess now it's my turn to get nice and clothes.

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You ready for this? Well? You know I love making

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you squirm. You know I always suspected he had a

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crush on me, and he's got so weird Whenever I'd

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sat next to you or brush off against you. You're

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one to talk. I don't think i've ever seen you

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this animated Alli. Oh shut up, I'm just glad to

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finally have some excitement around here. So you're usually so

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boring that you're not so bad when you're blushing messes,

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I am not blushing. Well, you're not nearly as flustered

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as he is right now, I'll give you that much.

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Speaker 3: Were you so nervous, kittie, why would you be embarrassed?

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You know we're not teasing you by doing this. Well,

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we totally are teasing you, but we're not making fun

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of you.

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Speaker 1: We're actually enjoying ourselves.

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Speaker 3: Yeah what, Technically this isn't part of the game, but

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I'll give you this truth for free. I may have

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a crush on you too, a small one anyway, Well.

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Speaker 1: I do too. I mean you're really cute. You've both

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always thought it ever since the first day I've done

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with us.

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Speaker 3: And you're always so helpful and sweet. It's super attractive, honey.

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So don't feel like we're just doing this to make

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you feel better or anything. You're not the only one

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indulging in your crush.