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<v Speaker 1>One on one with Lynchintaco, Orlando's rock station to one

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<v Speaker 1>oh one one w JRR. This hour brought you by

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<v Speaker 2>Morning nine oh five ish. We had to say on

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<v Speaker 2>the show, right around nine oh five, we'll give you

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<v Speaker 3>Because hey, it's the first day on a Monday of

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<v Speaker 3>one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Bet, I have a feeling we're going the winter day

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<v Speaker 2>here on JARR.

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<v Speaker 1>Not everybody being up to speed yet, but you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You are because you're up early and you get the

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<v Speaker 1>insider information. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's make this happen fun.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Let's begin in sirvera Spain, seventy year old

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<v Speaker 1>man was pulled over. Police noticed he wasn't wearing his

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<v Speaker 1>seat belt and was driving kind of erratically, so they

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to see what was going on. As they approached,

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<v Speaker 1>they noticed the guy was driving a vehicle loaded with bees.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a seventy year old bee keeper.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he have the suit? You have to have the suit.

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<v Speaker 1>He must have taco. Because the way things went, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't see it going this way unless he really had

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<v Speaker 1>highly trained bees. Because the cops as they started, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>inquiring with the guy. Yeah, the first thing the old

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<v Speaker 1>guy said was I should have run you over.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we got a problem here.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, the police suspect the guy may have

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<v Speaker 1>had a few and asked him to take a breathalyzer test,

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<v Speaker 1>which came back with a point three eighths, so he

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<v Speaker 1>was loaded.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat This is where you do the bees bees bees

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<v Speaker 2>sound effect.

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<v Speaker 3>Every single time you do a bee story.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody texted and said, come on, give us the bees bees.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, hold.

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<v Speaker 2>On from Tommy boy, I'm stalling for you if you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't noticed, right from tom Boy, that was pretty good

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<v Speaker 2>on the fly there. Yeah, wow, that'st ever. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>this dude should have done from the get go. Just

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<v Speaker 2>open the door of his little Spanish car and let

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<v Speaker 2>it roll.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, hang on just a second here for me, will you?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? I got an idea.

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<v Speaker 4>What the hell when I've got the car run out screaming, roup,

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<v Speaker 4>don't trick my dad talking.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got everywhere. God, they're here, they're roughing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Uh, the beekeeper did. At this point, after police

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<v Speaker 1>informed a the w was drunk, released his bees, which

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<v Speaker 1>began attacking the officer. Huh So, I'm a assuming the

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<v Speaker 1>guy must have had some Either was immune to being

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<v Speaker 1>stung because he'd had to happen so many times, or

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<v Speaker 1>he was in the suit you might have.

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<v Speaker 2>Described had the cops fair, I know you said they

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<v Speaker 2>got stung.

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<v Speaker 1>They were stung multiple times, had to run and take

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<v Speaker 1>cover in a nearby restaurant. The bee keeper then proceeded

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<v Speaker 1>to drive off, but was later apprehended and charged with

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<v Speaker 1>additional charge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because they already have your registration, your license, your

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<v Speaker 2>license plate.

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<v Speaker 1>Your breathalyzer. Yeah, no seatbelt turning a swarm of bees

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<v Speaker 1>loose on fleeing.

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<v Speaker 2>Stack it up, buddy, he's gonna be the guy in

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<v Speaker 2>the mugshot in.

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<v Speaker 1>A b suit.

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<v Speaker 3>What's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'm buzzzon. It's a bee joke. Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, where is this this is in? I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is in Connecticuts. It doesn't matter a no. Massachusetts, Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 1>A foul mouth parrot named Hendrix okay is at a

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<v Speaker 1>animal rescue and more than fifty people are vying to

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<v Speaker 1>adopt Hendrix after his story got out there. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>his previous owners didn't take very good care of him

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<v Speaker 1>and were a couple of foul mouth scumbags themselves. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't feed the parrot properly. He wasn't doing so well,

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<v Speaker 1>but he certainly picked up all the colorful language. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty much all he hurls is.

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<v Speaker 3>Slurs mass I mean, think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Slurs and cuss words. And here's a woman from the

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<v Speaker 1>shelter explaining a little bit about Hendrick.

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<v Speaker 5>We try not to react because we don't want to

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<v Speaker 5>encourage it. There's times we have to leave the room

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<v Speaker 5>to laugh. He was being fed human cereal white bread.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why he's missing most of his feathers. It's malnutrition.

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<v Speaker 5>You call him a pretty bird, he'll say thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>Other than the nice city is, that's as far as

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<v Speaker 5>an es ago. The rest of it is slurs, cusses.

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<v Speaker 5>Things I can't repeat on camera. The first time I

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<v Speaker 5>heard him drop the mfor word, it was the first thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was snaks on a plane. He didn't

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<v Speaker 5>want somebody to bring him home. And then all of

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<v Speaker 5>a sudden he starts throwing slurs around and you had

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<v Speaker 5>no idea you were getting into this.

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<v Speaker 1>How cool would it be to own a bird that

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<v Speaker 1>calls you or your friends and effort?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he eats cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he has no feathers because of that, but

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<v Speaker 2>he's not flying anyway. Just keep the house a little

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<v Speaker 2>warmer so he's not cold without the feathers. Yah, gotta

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<v Speaker 2>go get the parapet, dude, grab a loadful of white

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<v Speaker 2>bread and some cap'n crum.

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<v Speaker 1>Push him up, man, He's good to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Ja.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and finally a little fun fact for you here.

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<v Speaker 2>He kept saying slurs though, well, yeah, those are racial things.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, effort to me is not a slur. They said

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<v Speaker 2>slurs and cuss words. Yeah, the effort to me is

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<v Speaker 2>just that's your buddy. Which states are the most addicted

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<v Speaker 2>to only fans? Well, we now have numbers that give

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<v Speaker 2>us that data. Okay, And they based this on how

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<v Speaker 2>much was spent on average per ten thousand residents on

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<v Speaker 2>only fans subscriptions. This doesn't make a lot of sense

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<v Speaker 2>because the most addicted OnlyFans state is also one of

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<v Speaker 2>the poorer states in the whole country, West Virginia. On average,

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<v Speaker 2>they're spending about one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars per

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<v Speaker 2>every ten thousand residents on only fans, So ten thousand

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<v Speaker 2>people collectively, you're spending about one hundred and sixteen thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars on only fans subscriptions. I mean there's all the

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<v Speaker 2>brother and sister jokes coming in here. Maybe you get

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<v Speaker 2>tired of you know your sister and you gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>only fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Nevada is second Colorado, Illinois, and Iowa.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Florida, and we got on it now. Wow, step

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<v Speaker 3>it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just blowing you what little disposable income you have

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<v Speaker 1>on an only fan subscription because she's in love with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh of course. It's just like this step up from

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<v Speaker 1>the strip club. I like where you first said blowing

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<v Speaker 1>you and then then you fad. Then you finished it

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<v Speaker 1>with blowing your last bit of money that you have.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for picking up on that Linchin Taco on demand

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<v Speaker 4>download the iheartweight you have.

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<v Speaker 3>You put it off