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Speaker 1: All right, Let's begin in sirvera Spain, seventy year old
Speaker 1: man was pulled over. Police noticed he wasn't wearing his
Speaker 1: seat belt and was driving kind of erratically, so they
Speaker 1: wanted to see what was going on. As they approached,
Speaker 1: they noticed the guy was driving a vehicle loaded with bees.
Speaker 1: He was a seventy year old bee keeper.
Speaker 3: Did he have the suit? You have to have the suit.
Speaker 1: He must have taco. Because the way things went, I
Speaker 1: don't see it going this way unless he really had
Speaker 1: highly trained bees. Because the cops as they started, you know,
Speaker 1: inquiring with the guy. Yeah, the first thing the old
Speaker 1: guy said was I should have run you over.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got a problem here.
Speaker 1: At this point, the police suspect the guy may have
Speaker 1: had a few and asked him to take a breathalyzer test,
Speaker 1: which came back with a point three eighths, so he
Speaker 1: was loaded.
Speaker 2: Pat This is where you do the bees bees bees
Speaker 2: sound effect.
Speaker 3: Every single time you do a bee story.
Speaker 2: Everybody texted and said, come on, give us the bees bees.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hold.
Speaker 2: On from Tommy boy, I'm stalling for you if you
Speaker 2: haven't noticed, right from tom Boy, that was pretty good
Speaker 2: on the fly there. Yeah, wow, that'st ever. That's what
Speaker 2: this dude should have done from the get go. Just
Speaker 2: open the door of his little Spanish car and let
Speaker 2: it roll.
Speaker 1: Well, hang on just a second here for me, will you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I got an idea.
Speaker 4: What the hell when I've got the car run out screaming, roup,
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Speaker 3: He's got everywhere. God, they're here, they're roughing.
Speaker 1: Okay. Uh, the beekeeper did. At this point, after police
Speaker 1: informed a the w was drunk, released his bees, which
Speaker 1: began attacking the officer. Huh So, I'm a assuming the
Speaker 1: guy must have had some Either was immune to being
Speaker 1: stung because he'd had to happen so many times, or
Speaker 1: he was in the suit you might have.
Speaker 2: Described had the cops fair, I know you said they
Speaker 2: got stung.
Speaker 1: They were stung multiple times, had to run and take
Speaker 1: cover in a nearby restaurant. The bee keeper then proceeded
Speaker 1: to drive off, but was later apprehended and charged with
Speaker 1: additional charge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they already have your registration, your license, your
Speaker 2: license plate.
Speaker 1: Your breathalyzer. Yeah, no seatbelt turning a swarm of bees
Speaker 1: loose on fleeing.
Speaker 2: Stack it up, buddy, he's gonna be the guy in
Speaker 2: the mugshot in.
Speaker 1: A b suit.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 3: Man, I'm buzzzon. It's a bee joke. Come on.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, where is this this is in? I think this
Speaker 1: is in Connecticuts. It doesn't matter a no. Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: A foul mouth parrot named Hendrix okay is at a
Speaker 1: animal rescue and more than fifty people are vying to
Speaker 1: adopt Hendrix after his story got out there. I guess
Speaker 1: his previous owners didn't take very good care of him
Speaker 1: and were a couple of foul mouth scumbags themselves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: didn't feed the parrot properly. He wasn't doing so well,
Speaker 1: but he certainly picked up all the colorful language. And
Speaker 1: that's pretty much all he hurls is.
Speaker 3: Slurs mass I mean, think about it.
Speaker 1: Slurs and cuss words. And here's a woman from the
Speaker 1: shelter explaining a little bit about Hendrick.
Speaker 5: We try not to react because we don't want to
Speaker 5: encourage it. There's times we have to leave the room
Speaker 5: to laugh. He was being fed human cereal white bread.
Speaker 5: That's why he's missing most of his feathers. It's malnutrition.
Speaker 5: You call him a pretty bird, he'll say thank you.
Speaker 5: Other than the nice city is, that's as far as
Speaker 5: an es ago. The rest of it is slurs, cusses.
Speaker 5: Things I can't repeat on camera. The first time I
Speaker 5: heard him drop the mfor word, it was the first thing.
Speaker 5: I thought it was snaks on a plane. He didn't
Speaker 5: want somebody to bring him home. And then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden he starts throwing slurs around and you had
Speaker 5: no idea you were getting into this.
Speaker 1: How cool would it be to own a bird that
Speaker 1: calls you or your friends and effort?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he eats cereal.
Speaker 2: I mean he has no feathers because of that, but
Speaker 2: he's not flying anyway. Just keep the house a little
Speaker 2: warmer so he's not cold without the feathers. Yah, gotta
Speaker 2: go get the parapet, dude, grab a loadful of white
Speaker 2: bread and some cap'n crum.
Speaker 1: Push him up, man, He's good to go.
Speaker 3: Ja.
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Speaker 2: He kept saying slurs though, well, yeah, those are racial things.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, effort to me is not a slur. They said
Speaker 2: slurs and cuss words. Yeah, the effort to me is
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