Speaker 1: Oh yes, you are listening to the world famous Ben
Speaker 1: and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle, and
Speaker 1: we certainly appreciate you doing that. It is time for
Speaker 1: the MAVs Minute, though. We got a little game day
Speaker 1: action tonight. The MAVs a Minute is brought to you
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Speaker 1: find themselves as shorthanded as they could possibly be in
Speaker 1: San Antonio. But luckily for though, is without Wimby.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The best medicine for when things are struggling is to
Speaker 3: play a bad team. So you have that tonight and
Speaker 3: Wednesday night. The Mavericks coming off of back to back
Speaker 3: there are just so banged up. They're looking for minutes
Speaker 3: out of anybody they can find. They would take an
Speaker 3: Usher out there playing not Usher, the R and B artist,
Speaker 3: an actually Usher.
Speaker 4: Uh just just it's just tough right now.
Speaker 3: I've never seen anything like this ever in professional sports
Speaker 3: where they're the head coach is making comments like we
Speaker 3: can't even field the entire roster. I mean that is
Speaker 3: that's that's tough, So you know, deal with it though,
Speaker 3: I guess right that's anything in mas len lately has
Speaker 3: kind of been like here, you're getting punched right now,
Speaker 3: so just take it and trying not to fall down.
Speaker 1: Jason Kidd is saying they can't even sub guys who
Speaker 1: are tired out of the game because they don't have
Speaker 1: anybody else to go in for them to catch your break.
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Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 2: This thing's big.
Speaker 3: Before I play some audio, Ben, I saw Octomom yesterday
Speaker 3: on TV.
Speaker 4: Do you remember Octomom Nadya Suleman.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she had the eight babies at once.
Speaker 3: Eight at once, but as a whole she's got I
Speaker 3: think fourteen okay, not all at once, eight at one.
Speaker 1: That is what doctors referred to as clown car crutch.
Speaker 3: Well this, yeah, well the picture that was disgusting was
Speaker 3: she was doing the pregnancy picture when she had eight
Speaker 3: in there. I mean, it was like what veins all
Speaker 3: over the place. But let me tell you, she looked great, Okay, rejuvenated.
Speaker 3: I don't know about how rejuvenated, but she looked. I
Speaker 3: was like, she looks wonderful.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: And then is the portal closed? I would assume it's closed.
Speaker 3: Now she's forty nine. Okay, so fourteen kids. So I
Speaker 3: started thinking about, Okay, well when was that, dude? That
Speaker 3: was like before nine? I think I think we're talking
Speaker 3: about a gal who had eight drivers hitting the road,
Speaker 3: eight sixteen year old. I should think the fourteen kids
Speaker 3: are old. Are all like old now, which makes me
Speaker 3: feel old.
Speaker 1: But man, I'm telling you there's nothing more expensive than
Speaker 1: automotive insurance for your teenagers. I know that's a difficult
Speaker 1: thing for you guys to process. You are young people
Speaker 1: in this world. Sound like an old man in business socks.
Speaker 1: Don't kids get off my yard? But that will break
Speaker 1: you as a family. Just the idea, and God forbid
Speaker 1: any of your teenagers get into any sort of an
Speaker 1: accident and their rates go up. And dude, the boys
Speaker 1: are they are way more expensive than the girls. For
Speaker 1: good measure because we're idiots. But I can't imagine having
Speaker 1: eight teenage drivers.
Speaker 4: Isn't that insane? This is all great birth control, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but good for them and the whole family.
Speaker 5: Real quick, do you know why she was on TV?
Speaker 5: Because she was on the TV in here last week
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 4: I do know.
Speaker 3: There's a new Lifetime film coming out called I Was Octomom,
Speaker 3: The Nadia, the Natalie Sulman Story Nadia. But I just
Speaker 3: saw a quick interview with TMZ and it was like
Speaker 3: even the TMS guys were like apologizing. We made so
Speaker 3: many jokes about her, and they're like, she's such, she's nice,
Speaker 3: and yeah, her story is not like it went down
Speaker 3: a weird bad path and she wentn't doing pornos for
Speaker 3: money or things like that. Yeah that's a bad path.
Speaker 3: Whatever path works for your body. Yeah, well it is
Speaker 3: her fault. She has more available players in the MAVs.
Speaker 5: I thought she had like IVF for something, and then
Speaker 5: she got eight I don't know.
Speaker 3: Just to receive a text message. She did appear in
Speaker 3: an adult film called Octomom Home Alone back in twenty twelve,
Speaker 3: so Wait and award nominations and won for Best celebrity video.
Speaker 4: So you know, all she knows is waking up and winning.
Speaker 2: No go.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine she probably never slept, Probably not because
Speaker 1: you got to get up every couple hours and feed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she had a lot of IVF treatments to do that.
Speaker 3: I think this is done on purpose.
Speaker 1: But it's done on purpose or she just was trying
Speaker 1: hard to have a kiddo exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Christine. Let's gang up on KP.
Speaker 4: I don't know how it all works. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to some more fun topics, although fun
Speaker 3: is debatable with this one. You know, when you're trying
Speaker 3: to get away from it, right, you just don't want
Speaker 3: to hear it, Nomo. It sucks when you tune into
Speaker 3: your favorite television show for a getaway escape on Saturday night.
Speaker 3: You just want to watch a little live maybe catch
Speaker 3: up on the events of the week down in a
Speaker 3: funny way. Maybe it's some nonsensical sketches on the weekend
Speaker 3: up date.
Speaker 4: SNL brings out the fake Kendrick Perkins.
Speaker 3: For those that don't know, he's an analyst on ESPN
Speaker 3: and he's known for crazy hot takes. It almost feels
Speaker 3: like it's not a purpose, but his demeanor is that,
Speaker 3: like now, he.
Speaker 4: Really believes it.
Speaker 3: It's very strange. Here's Keenan Thompson doing Kendrick Perkins. I'm
Speaker 3: sorry not live.
Speaker 6: The craziest news of the season is the Dallas Mavericks
Speaker 6: took one of the league's best players, Luka Doncik, and
Speaker 6: traded them to the Lakers.
Speaker 2: Why did they do that?
Speaker 6: Oh, now, there's a lot of questions about this. He'll trade,
Speaker 6: But folks on the inside note, Luka Dukie is hurt. Okay,
Speaker 6: Now I'm here in rumors that he got a small
Speaker 6: tail in his interior crustaceous uterus. I ain't no doctor,
Speaker 6: but by my inestimations, I believe he gonna be dead
Speaker 6: by April.
Speaker 2: Why would you say that.
Speaker 3: I'll just be saying things, Michael.
Speaker 2: You know, Stephen A.
Speaker 6: Smith, you just got a hundred million dollars to goal
Speaker 6: esp and every day and talk nothing but no sense.
Speaker 4: I want a piece of that too, honestly, A genius plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that is painful. It's so painful when it
Speaker 1: reaches SNL. You just you know, it's just they're they're
Speaker 1: having They're making a punchline out of our tender emotions.
Speaker 1: You know, that's a very difficult thing to watch one
Speaker 1: of your favorite shows and have them kicking your team
Speaker 1: and in the groin.
Speaker 3: The Mavericks reached Medieval Times and Saturday Night Live, They're everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that is crazy.
Speaker 1: So they were getting fire Nico chants going at at
Speaker 1: Medieval Times, at Stars games, at FC Dallas games. But
Speaker 1: I have seen at MAVs games they I saw a
Speaker 1: video that they were unable to really get people to
Speaker 1: join in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fans aren't really doing it. It's like it's
Speaker 3: very quiet, and even the Medieval Times is like four people. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's caught on camera. Okay, so it's not even happening
Speaker 3: that much. Right, it's college kids. Most people were like,
Speaker 3: it's kind of boring by now a month later to
Speaker 3: be doing fire and eco change, Right, it's not creative.
Speaker 1: It's the reality has sunk in of what this is.
Speaker 1: First of all, there's the shock and no one can
Speaker 1: believe it. But then there's okay, how do we move forward?
Speaker 1: What's happening next? And did you watch the Lakers play
Speaker 1: the Celtics?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 4: I avoided it?
Speaker 3: Why I sh't want to see it? I'm good, Christina,
Speaker 3: No I missed it. How to go well, I really
Speaker 3: don't know. I've really tried to avoid like I so
Speaker 3: the Celtics won. I know Lebron got hurt.
Speaker 1: The Celtics are a super team. I mean, let's not
Speaker 1: forget the Mavericks ran into one of the greatest teams ever.
Speaker 1: They are legitimately an all time great team. And part
Speaker 1: of the reason is they're all so good defensively and
Speaker 1: they can all switch up, and they don't even have
Speaker 1: Porzingis right now. But it looked like Luca has been
Speaker 1: on cruise control and he's been dominating, especially since he
Speaker 1: got back, got healthy, got acclimated to the Lakers. But
Speaker 1: he ran into the Celtics buzz saw. I don't know
Speaker 1: what his final numbers were, but I know Jalen Brown
Speaker 1: beat him up, stole the ball from him multiple times,
Speaker 1: and he was less He was.
Speaker 2: Far less effective.
Speaker 1: There's probably one guy in the universe who was enjoying that,
Speaker 1: and it's the guy who's got these chants happening at
Speaker 1: medieval times. He's probably go one.
Speaker 4: This is what I was saying, Well, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Is like that joke that was written by you know,
Speaker 3: by Sartain life, and it's a very playful. He's probably
Speaker 3: gonna die by April, but he's hurt. I mean that's
Speaker 3: kind of part of the reasoning we've been given by
Speaker 3: the matches. They think he's not gonna be healthy going
Speaker 3: into the future. Yeah, at least they've kind of indicated
Speaker 3: that with their comments after it all happened. So it's okay,
Speaker 3: it's like it's this funny punchline, but it's also like
Speaker 3: that's kind of how they feel. They don't think he's
Speaker 3: gonna die, clearly, but the that is something that you know,
Speaker 3: they couldn't hide it because they.
Speaker 4: Were saying it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we after the trade.
Speaker 1: You're a guy who's avoiding Laker games because you don't
Speaker 1: want to hurt, and.
Speaker 2: Here you are.
Speaker 1: You're probably the biggest SNL fan I've ever known. You're
Speaker 1: an SNL historian, you love the saying and of the
Speaker 1: weekday update. How did that hit you? The moment it happens?
Speaker 2: My go it sucked.
Speaker 3: I mean I was laughing at it a little bit,
Speaker 3: but I was like, come on, I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: away from it. Why is this happening? Is that happened
Speaker 3: at the Grammys, like right after the trade happened, Jim
Speaker 3: gaffiing goes, it makes a joke.
Speaker 2: No stop, Christina. I think we feel a lot the same.
Speaker 1: Like I can see it all over her face, you guys,
Speaker 1: if she was on camera here, anytime she talks about this,
Speaker 1: you can see the hurt and paying her face as
Speaker 1: you try to process it.
Speaker 2: So how are you with all of this?
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's still surreal, Like I'm just avoiding it all
Speaker 5: together at this point, you know, I still haven't fully
Speaker 5: accepted it. And then now that they are making jokes
Speaker 5: on SNL and everywhere, it's like, we are just a joke.
Speaker 5: I punchline. Literally, it's it's still just hard to accept
Speaker 5: and it's still just this isn't real life. That kid
Speaker 5: in the back.
Speaker 3: Seat, right, I've got one to wash down that joke, Okay,
Speaker 3: this is this is this is like, this is just insensitive.
Speaker 3: So I was listening to a couple of podcasters and
Speaker 3: Danny McBride's been doing it making the rounds because the
Speaker 3: Righteous Jim Stone Season four came back last night with
Speaker 3: an origin story episode starring Bradley Cooper. Not very funny
Speaker 3: not very good when you're looking forward to getting the
Speaker 3: main characters back and you have to wait another weeks
Speaker 3: like the season premiere, Yeah to the eighteen hundreds to
Speaker 3: show you how the family started. But Bradley Cooper was
Speaker 3: good in it, but it was like, okay, yeah, I
Speaker 3: was looking for my you know, crazy Judy Jimstone lines.
Speaker 3: But I was rewatching it with my wife because she
Speaker 3: had not seen season two and three, So we watched
Speaker 3: season two and three over the last month, and we're
Speaker 3: watching the season finale of season three, which would have
Speaker 3: been recorded probably probably two years ago when they shot it,
Speaker 3: maybe a year and a half ago when they shot it,
Speaker 3: and they're doing a scene where the bid is they
Speaker 3: need to get an investor for their church, and it's
Speaker 3: famous NASCAR driver Dusty Daniels.
Speaker 4: Yea, and Uncle Baby Billy played by.
Speaker 3: Walt Goggins is a character and he's like, hey, I
Speaker 3: hung out with Dusty Daniels in a flashback seen back
Speaker 3: to the year two thousand and I did not realize
Speaker 3: that this celebrity who just died last week or a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago would be mentioned.
Speaker 1: What you got, Uncle Baby Billy, I'm friends with Dusted Daniels.
Speaker 3: I parted with his asshold re Monico after my second bankruptcy.
Speaker 7: Dad, why two K didn't happen?
Speaker 1: So we parted our top that night, Me and Dusted
Speaker 1: Daniels and Gene Hackman.
Speaker 2: Lost off Man.
Speaker 1: The actor Gene Ackman, Well it was either him or
Speaker 1: some unfortunate fella looked just like him.
Speaker 2: It's we went home.
Speaker 4: Everybody's talking about the end of the world.
Speaker 3: We felt like, God, we should have.
Speaker 7: Given us a second shot. Jane, Jane, So we took
Speaker 7: some shots. All hold up, did you, Dusty Daniels, I
Speaker 7: dit it?
Speaker 2: You never know? Why two key?
Speaker 4: We threw caution to the boy. So y'all for sure touched.
Speaker 2: We might have touched.
Speaker 4: Look, that ain't an important part of the story.
Speaker 3: Okay, they got a guy there that looks just like
Speaker 3: Gene hack really carently not him.
Speaker 4: No, Gene haven't had been in a movie since four
Speaker 4: Oh my god. But I was like, what timing? Yeah,
Speaker 4: Dana mcbriden.
Speaker 3: These interviews leading up to it was like, look, you know,
Speaker 3: we were kind of trying to.
Speaker 4: Make a funny show.
Speaker 3: Maybe take a little inspiration from like, you know, he
Speaker 3: grew up in North Carolina, so he's like church background.
Speaker 3: But he was like, then I see headlines and He's like,
Speaker 3: sometimes I kind of wondered if we took it hard enough.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: It's it's Walt Goggins, and this is a NASCAR guy
Speaker 3: in Geene Haman dude's orgy scene and they're doing colh.
Speaker 4: God, there's boobies everywhere, like it was fake. Gene Hackman.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, I'm it.
Speaker 1: They're going, oh that was terrible timing, timing incredible. All right,
Speaker 1: there you have it. There's the big finish. That's the
Speaker 1: end of our show. Go check it out on the
Speaker 1: podcast if you missed any part of this. And I'll
Speaker 1: never forget the time that KT walked into a Gene
Speaker 1: Hackman roast. He looked everybody dead in their eyes, and
Speaker 1: he said, I.
Speaker 3: Would like some good local New Year's Eve coverage like
Speaker 3: we used to have in the past.
Speaker 4: We used to own the New Year in this town.
Speaker 2: He's right, you know, coming up next more Eagle. Here
Speaker 2: you going, You're.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna get my sack back, dude.
Speaker 4: Alright,