Speaker 1: Can't stand it, and then you planned it. Welcome back,
Oh tb our Number three Top tier content idea. We
make Taylor paint his face and go to an ICP
concert for a weekend and go be a Juggalo for
a weekend.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 3: I'm looking up and saying, clown Posse as we speak.
I've never heard of this group.
Speaker 1: I cannot. It's just too believe you've never heard of ICP.
It's just two of them. Yeah, yeah, I can't remember
their name.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest. I feel to be called posse,
you gotta have more than two.
Speaker 1: Bro. They got a community again, Jugglos are a community
unto themselves. I I yeah, exactly. I know a little
bit about them. I believe a common form of greeting
they ask one another, are you running with the hatchet?
And if it's the affirmative, I believe you're supposed to
do what a laundry just did and give a little woo.
Speaker 3: What if I just randomly unsolicited woo woo to everybody?
Speaker 1: I think that's also allowed. Okay, then I'll do that,
like if I had the gas, you could be like whooo,
and I'll just do that with that faygo. I don't
know what that is. Are you going to n some
off brand sod? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Am I going to? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Did you have to add?
Speaker 4: I think that we need to film him at Nickelback.
Speaker 3: You'm going to nickel Back tomorrow. I'm gonna be the
guy it's in lp bro stomping grounds. You want me
right now, Let's go the Livingston Parish Fairgrounds. Tab up
the amount of food that I have consumed on those grounds.
It cannot be calculated.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna be out at Rock the Country, confine me.
I'll give you a fan because it's gonna be hot.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's gonna be even hotter once Chad Kroger hits
at stage. I'm gonna be the one.
Speaker 4: Listening to them the other day and I could just
imagine myself getting black out drunk tomorrow and rocking.
Speaker 3: Out to see No. I can't have to have to
remember this moment. No, I mean like, I'm gonna be there.
I'm gonna be the shirtless guy on my brother in
law shoulders with Nickelback painted across the ship cannot miss me?
Speaker 1: Ye? Are you going to? Are you going to try
to work any of our connects to try to get
like backstage passes or anything. Are you just gonna go
out there and enjoy and Nickel back in the way
they got it experience? Yeah yeah, hell yeah. Let's uh.
I want to do bigger a no big deal, but
go ahead and load up. I know we're not going
to rejoin with it, but load up an ICP song
for Taylor to hear, because I think you'll probably recognize.
Speaker 5: They had a beef with Eminem some some years back.
I was like, really they were in Yeah, I don't
remember that.
Speaker 3: So wait, is this like a like a rap group?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a sing for the moment Eminem song.
I believe he's talking about ICP in that song. I
think if I have that right.
Speaker 1: Isn't it tell me if I'm wrong? But I know
there was a beef. That's I mean sure. I mean
that feels very early two thousands, an ic P and
M and M beef. Like if you're telling me that existed,
I would say, yes, I I I do not find
that terribly hard to believe.
Speaker 2: Trunk full of fago.
Speaker 1: It might be careful, just clean.
Speaker 2: It's not ringing a bell.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. This is in a ringing bell
for me either.
Speaker 2: It is the first one that came up.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, it's a little bit. It's not really my vibe.
Speaker 3: But tell you what, you find a concert in the
area to b I'll do it.
Speaker 1: Who like Cypress Hill, I'm not say it that has
a little bit of Cypress Hill feel. Certainly, I don't
know they're from the West Coast. That felt very West coast.
Just now, have you seen the face paint of the
Juggalos though, Taylor, Yeah, I'm looking at them right now.
You look so good, you look so good with.
Speaker 4: Just have him come in and actually actually, yes, that's
that's what we should do.
Speaker 1: Toms a quick turn on tomorrow. Tomorrow you can buy
face one day. One day, I won't leave you alone.
I'll do it to one day. We'll all come in
and I c P.
Speaker 5: I'm doing what me and kiss face pain? I said,
I know, tomorrows quick, but.
Speaker 1: I c P and kiss face pain. It's like, but
you're going to say that you're you don't respect CP.
I don't respect them.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Wait, why did you hear what? We remember that?
Speaker 5: I remember when they were in like wrestling w c
W maybe something like I don't know, they just kind
of lame.
Speaker 1: They're not laying there. They got a cool community. Man,
I don't know. I like you. I c P.
Speaker 5: That's okay, that's why you're going to paint your face
like them.
Speaker 1: And I'll just say minch for kiss, And then we
gotta do some meth.
Speaker 3: You know, now, I'll take I never done it, but
I know where we can get it. That part, that
part we can happen.
Speaker 1: I bet the first time you do meth is pretty awesome,
but I bet every time.
Speaker 2: We should encourage the use of on this show.
Speaker 1: But obviously not, guys, don't do you know? We hold
these truths to be self evident.
Speaker 3: We'll say out all the ic P face paints, this
one here probably my favorite.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, look at that, dude, Look at that. I'm
not saying what if that was me? And you would
be unstoppable? Taylor's obviously the actually already that's true, not wrong,
You're not wrong, we would be truly unstoppable.
Speaker 4: That's our final dress up like this. I have a
fish Islands. We can make it look real cool if
you'll take a picture like it.
Speaker 1: Is Gwar going to Chelsea's Yes, Oh that's crazy. I've
never been I'm not like a big metal guy, but
I know how gar like dresses and generally acts. All right,
let's do before you get to munchies. Let's do a
little big deal or no big deal. Big deal or
no big deal. Nikoi Lejokicic goes for sixty one points,
ten rebounds, ten assists, and the Nuggets lose because Russell
Westbrook just just kind of set a really really bad
series of events. Big dealer, no big deal. It should
be a big deal.
Speaker 5: Because if this was another basketball player, probably like three
or four, it would be the only thing on first
take and get up and all of that.
Speaker 1: But like the joker doesn't and it's like, Okay, I'm home.
Speaker 5: He had point triple double. I hadn't seen anything about it.
I get a search to find it.
Speaker 1: It's the highest scoring triple of all time. Luca and
James Harden have also actually had sixty points, but he
got sixty one. Very funny though, because Russ is Russ's
whole sequence in the game started positive. He got a steal, yeah,
dribble it out, get failed in the game, but he
tried to lay it up, missus wideop and lay up.
Then he kind of chills under the basket because he
can't believe he missed it. Then he finally gets back
on defense only to try to close out under Cale
Alexander Walker to end the game, only to foul him,
putting Naw on the line to to to win in
double ot.
Speaker 3: I do you think it's funny that, like we talk
about it with the NFL a lot, right, Like people
were like, oh, well, Lamar should have won the MVP
over Allen, I'm like, yeah, but if you go look
at the year before, Lamar probably shouldn't have won it.
He probably should have wanted this year, Like Nicola Jokic
is having by far the best season in the NBA
right now, but should Jogics is Alexander is going to
win the MVP, and like, I'm okay with it just
because Jokic has already won three of them, you know,
like it kind of happens, uh all across sports, not
just in the NFL. But with that loss, Nicola Jokic
four fifty point games in his career, oh for four
damn nemverb won a game where he It.
Speaker 1: Is funny because the things that they're building the say
MVP off of his like record, which does matter. And
now they're talking about plus minus, which when you start
reaching for the plus minus, very josh Al Lamar Jackson
like very josh Al Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 5: Big dealer, no big deal. Alex Ovechkin is just three
goals away, huge deal from breaking Wayne Gretzky's NFL record.
He's got eight hundred and ninety two goals, so three
more he will.
Speaker 1: Be the champ.
Speaker 5: Still just thirty nine years old. This man's he looks
like he looks Jesus with the boy thirty nine.
Speaker 1: No big deal, think thirty nine looks a little bit better.
Speaker 3: We think about a lot of people. This was one
of those records that like he couldn't be made. This
was this was one of those records people talked about about,
like sports records that won't be broken, like this is
a big deal.
Speaker 1: But they did not count for Alexandrovichkins the now. The
only thing is though, like nobody's touching Gretzky's overall points.
Though no, no, no, no, right, like he is like
like like you, yes, this is a great record Biovechkin,
but it does not even come close to making him
the greatest of all time. He's one of the greatest.
Speaker 5: He's one of but yeah, like Gretzky's kind of like
that Jordan. It's just like, yeah, you can do all that,
but you're still not gonna.
Speaker 1: Be But there is no Lebron to his Jordan. Maybe,
But I think injuries kind of I feel like concussions
and stuff kind.
Speaker 3: Of sit out a run with the Penguins when he
was Stanley Cups show.
Speaker 5: But thirty nine goals are tied for the second most
in a single season. Being his agent because Gordy Haw
played for until he's like one hundred basics.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have got to show y'all the video.
I solved my Mary len Mew the other day. He's
still playing and my man's teeth he's still playing out.
I figured not any was still playing. Uh no Mary
lamu is or no Storry y Ya right, I'm getting
my Penguins confused. Yes, yah, mer yag are still playing
and his teeth are like little sharp chicklets. It's insane.
This guy just must set all he cares about his hockey. God,
he's got to be fifty something. Yeah, it has to be.
It has to be. We'll show it up moment, all right.
A couple more before you get the shout a.
Speaker 2: Big deal or no big deal.
Speaker 4: The Dodgers well on their way if they can keep
this up.
Speaker 2: I don't know. They got the Phillies coming up.
Speaker 4: But the best start in MLB history was thirteen straight
wins by the nineteen eighty two Braves.
Speaker 2: The Dodgers are at eight.
Speaker 1: Aren't the Breeves bad? Back then?
Speaker 2: They were managed by Joe Torre?
Speaker 1: So they worry you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But Dodgers. They've got eight straight wins right now.
Speaker 1: The season off last night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Padres are seven and a Dodgers seven. Dodgers
and Padres, the only two undefeated teams in the MLB,
left Dodgers a little closer to getting the thirteen. I
don't know if they can get to They got the
Phillies coming up.
Speaker 5: And if the Dodgers win the World Series again, I
don't know that I'll watch baseball.
Speaker 1: And I don't even know. I don't even mean.
Speaker 5: Because I hate baseball, like I hate the Dodgers, but
with how much money they can spend, how good they
are spending money, it's not their fault, but if they
do I'm like, Okay, I don't really care.
Speaker 1: Anymore I think the bigger problem where I've arrived at.
The bigger problem is all the organizations that don't want
to spend money. Yeah, they just want to sit there
and collect chats and yeah, like the pirates in the
Marlin just be yeah, just be cheap asses. And basically,
why would I go watch your game? Just takes on
the back. Yeah, exactly, it's it's it's it's it's it's
a ridiculous premise to try to sell. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: So for baseball, it's like you to get one extreme
or the other. I feel like, yeah, yes, like no
teams in the middle, like the Royals when they won
the World Series like a decade ago. That feels like
the last time we're going to get a team that
has like that kind of payroll that can go do
it all right, Taylor, real.
Speaker 3: Quick here before you get a big dealer, No big
deal t Bob's favorite NBA defender Dylan Brooks facing a
one game suspension after getting after no but that probably
added to it. After getting his sixteenth technical foul of
the season due to a kick to Colin Sexton's groin
in the game against the Utah Jazz grind don't stop.
This is his Uh. It obviously comes just a few
days after the lebron thing, but look, it was four
minutes into the game he got a technical. Dylan Brooks
is antics big dealer, No big deal.
Speaker 1: Uh, no big deal. We talked about it. That's who
his ARC type. He has to be pestering, grindy, annoying, dirty,
lay it all on the line guy. Nobody's got Dylan
Brooks on their roster to not be that guy. Yeah,
you know so, no, no big deal, do your thing, Dylan. Yeah,
I'm with you, all right, I got one more. Okay, sorry,
you're good. Big deal is a big deal. The Cowboys
have a new quarterback.
Speaker 5: The Patriots have sent Joe Milton to the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah,
he will now be the backup to Dak Prescott. Big dealer,
no big deal.
Speaker 3: He's going to be the backup. You guys know how
I feel about Joe Milton. I don't think he's a
good quarterback. You wouldn't good in college's yeah, I mean
you know it's you had a had a good preseason.
Speaker 1: You got some starts at the end, and yeah.
Speaker 3: They only traded a fifth round pick for it. They
also get Milton and a seventh round pick in return.
I'm fine, Look, you gave up a fifth round pick
for a backup quarterback. You needed one after Cooper Rush
and Trey Lance are both no longer on the ross
or something.
Speaker 1: You know he's gonna play because yeah, no big deal.
Speaker 3: But I actually I actually like the trade because I
mean you needed you needed. I mean to bumps point Dallas,
thirty three different quarterbacks this past season. You only had
one on your roster till today. So yeah, I actually
I'm actually okay with the move.
Speaker 1: Joe Milby for Cooper Rush like Rush or is he
better Doucci or whatever? Yeaucci Benucci? That guy like better boy,
you smell like get out of here. That might be
the way that we talk about quarterbacks again with.
Speaker 3: Cooper Rush, you know, signing with the Ravens a few
weeks ago. I mean I missed that you needed you
needed to back up, but I'd rather have Cooper Rush, Yeah,
because he might not be flashy, but lost record ain't bad.
Speaker 5: Who cares loves Cooper Rush?
Speaker 1: She does? He wins games when we get back. Munchies
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Speaker 1: Com Show in America Off the Bench and with Hester
and T Bob what's having it? Guys, It's time for
some monkeyes. Our guys. Chef Michael Johnson put your question
the chad hashtag monkeys. Let's get it. Let's go, get
ready to tantalyze your taste buds and leave this segment hungry.
Speaker 6: This is Monkey's with executive Chef Michael Johnson.
Speaker 1: Let's cheat, Chef. What's going on? Brother? How are we
doing today? Oh?
Speaker 6: Man, you know I'm forty nine years old, brother, and
I spring break?
Speaker 1: Wait today? No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no? Two weeks ago you hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6: What we did? We did somewhere through March. We celebrated
our fifty year together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It's amazing. Man. Wait to what were
you saying about spring break? Then? Sorry?
Speaker 6: Oh well, let's she's on spring break right now. So
I'm sitting at the house, sitting on my porch and
joining the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's go. We love to see it, Chef. Anytime
the guy that works twenty four to seven it gets
a little break, Chef, do you know where I could
get any good croquettas in?
Speaker 6: You know, I don't what you.
Speaker 1: Said, I don't it's supposed to be Cuban. I assumed
you know, because we just ask you anything and expect
you to know everything.
Speaker 6: What do you do? It's a weird thing, like I
if I'm not eating at the nutrition center, I eat
at home a lot.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 6: So it's it's you know, like I don't really got
to eat too much. One the world has gotten really expensive.
Speaker 5: I know, yeah, even more expensive, chef. If you're trying
to eat healthy, have.
Speaker 1: Just a yeah attack every time you open your bank cap.
Speaker 6: I mean, honestly eating cheap. You know, like you take
your kids a fast food place right now, you spend
thirty bucks, forty bucks easy? Oh I don't know, bro,
you can't eat get.
Speaker 1: Like a freaking bowl of burrito for less than fifteen dollars.
It's insane. We have lost the plot so badly, which
is why we need to be cooking, which is why
we have chef on here every single week to help
answer all of our questions. There you go, hashtag munchies.
Is cooking with gee a good replacement for using real
butter from grass fed cows?
Speaker 6: You know, this has been a kind of a common question,
and he is. It's basically clarified. Butter is what it is,
and so if you're if you're you're you're removing some
of the milk, fats, and solids out of it, so
you know it doesn't taste as good as as butter,
and you know you're you're pulling some of the proteins
out of it as well. Healthy wise, you know, I
think it's a tomato tomatow. I'm sure that there's mild,
uh you know, differences in there, but it's it's kind
of the same creature. Really.
Speaker 5: Chef T Bob is always talking about putting all his
food together, like an amalgamation of just different things on
his plate. So I kind of did something like T
Bob would do last night, and I got to get
your thoughts on this.
Speaker 1: So, you know me, I'm a meadhead.
Speaker 5: I'm all about protein, and so I made chili last
night and I got lean ground beef in there. I've
got beans because that's protein as well. But I was like,
you know what, I don't want to really put like
shredded cheese in there. It's not the healthiest thing in
the world. I don't want to want to go sour cream.
I was like, what what can I put in here?
I put cottage cheese and mix it up a little bit, chef.
How psycho of a move is that to put cottage cheese?
Speaker 6: You know, here's the I am a huge cottage cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I have some Midwestern roots, y'all know that, And so
I love cottage cheese. I probably wouldn't have thought of
that myself, but I do like creativity behind it. And
I love cottage cheese. Man, I mean I would try it.
I'll tell you my my My thing with chili is
is I like pickles in my chili. And that's you know,
like it it offers a real acidic you know, like
if you're if you make the chili and it's kind
of calm and and you know, some chilies even go
go a little bitter if you if you have uh,
you know a lot of chili powder and stuff in it.
And I don't know, I love pickles in there. And
now you know, I I don't have a problem backing
out the cheese. But I am a fool for sour cream.
So I think that cottage cheese, that that cottage cheese
makes sense to me, you know, like it kind of
lightens this didity up a little bit, or the you know,
lightens the flavor of it up a little bit, but yeah,
I like pickles and my my chili also never.
Speaker 1: Get Chef taught us about the sirloin chunks in the
chili wa very very good hashtag munchies. I don't know
if you know what a big back is, Chef. It's
kind of like just like a fat meal. But chat
wants to know what's your go to big back meal.
Speaker 6: I don't know what a big back meal is.
Speaker 1: It's like fat boy, you just want to get full,
fat boy, what are you doing?
Speaker 6: It's pork belly, man, It's oh yeah, yeah, so And
I don't you know, you said something earlier and I
heard porketta. I don't know if you know what porketta is.
That shit explained to you like who I am, Because
porketta is a boneless pork loin that has been wrapped
with a pork belly and you you know, like you
leave the skin on the pork belly, you trust it up,
you can stuff it with the seasonings. Beep. My fiddle
pollen is kind of a traditional Italian preparation. Sprinkle little
thintal pollen on the inside and then you slow roast it,
you know, like at three hundred degrees and you cook.
The fat from the belly cooks through and soaks into
the loin and the outside, the outside of the skin
crisps up like cheat yournees, right, and you know, like
you after you've cooked it, you untrust it and you
take it and slice it and chop it and put
it onto a porkeetta sandwhich is like a very traditional
Italian sandwich, right, and it kind of like a very
firm chabata because of all the fat. My mouth is
watering right now.
Speaker 1: This is the horniest you've made me in a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 6: P Porktta. I mean, I serve porketta once. It's a
nutrition centner for five years because I didn't want to
take it on the chin because it's so unhealthy. But
I mean, if if you're going full on, yeah fat
boy or whatever, you say, yeah, big yeah, big back, Okay,
big back, I got you. Yeah, porkketta is uh, it's
it's in there for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh God, sounds so good, dude.
Speaker 6: And I don't know, I don't know anybody does porketta
around here. You know, like it's a very you know,
kind of an older tradition dish. And when you find
it and it's been done properly. I mean it's a
it's a memorable experience.
Speaker 1: Right, You've given me a new quest now, yeah, hash
teg munchies. Is adding sesame seeds to a dish anything
more than aesthetics?
Speaker 6: I don't really, well, you know, I mean it adds
a little texture sometimes, you know, like you can toast
them and put them in a dish and it'll add
old factory. You know, there's there's kind of traditional in
some Asian preparations. There there is some nutrent value in them.
But I think it's I think it's more for texture
and and old factory, you know, like to add if
you toast them, they come sensely, right, They kind of
you when you smell it. It kind of alters the
flavor of the food to some degree, you know, like
not literally the flavor, but it adds to the experience
of this is right, Chef.
Speaker 5: Last week I was at LSU's pro day and I
saw you in the distance, leaning on the fence and
kind of watching some of the guys, you know, try
to live their dream and make it to the NFL.
And it was a cool moment because I was like, man,
chefs is out here watching his guys, proud of his guys.
What was that moment like for you? And what's it
always like for you? Because like you have seen these players.
You've seen Josh Williams for a six year player.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and looks like you've been feeding him well, chef
because my man, Yeah, good, yeah he did. He looked
like an adventure. Uh. You know, what's the life for
you to.
Speaker 5: Watch those guys kind of go through that after you've
kind of been with them during some of their most
important years.
Speaker 6: Like being a dad. Yeah, you know, it really is.
It's the only thing I can associate it to. You know,
from the moment that we start recruiting them, you know,
like I put myself into the parent process a little
bit because these parents are trusting their kids us to
make sure that, you know that they're being cared for properly,
and you know, that's what we do. It's I think
part of the reason that I'm good at my job
is because I do care right and and you know
even you know, Damian Lewis came back the other day
and he was one of my OG's from from down
the nineteen you know, like he looked good, you know,
like he's he's swimmed down. You know, he's still still
the little big body, but he's muscled, you know, yeah,
and solid. And you know, that was an emotional moment
for me, man, that I hadn't experienced it yet, you know,
like I've seen some of the guys come back before,
but after I mean I moved here in nineteen, it's
six or seven years in now, and you know, like
having that moment that it is and the same thing
being on the field. You know, you're hoping and wishing
and praying for these kids to go out. You know,
some of them come from nothing and this is their opportunity,
you know, and I think, you know, as far as
a human being is concerned, you know, I become a
god fearing man. I love everybody, and I always want
to see success. I don't care, I don't care who
it is. And so you know, watching those guys, it's
it's impressive too. You know, they're they're golieve, man. Some
of those guys look like they've been chiseled from stone. Man,
it's incredible. I mean, I'm very impressed in their athleticism,
their character, you know, and their dry Yeah.
Speaker 1: But Lou's made about like fifteen million dollars or something
in the NFL. Now doing pretty good for himself. I'd say, yeah,
he played for the hospital while Yeah, hashtag munchies and
the something have been wonrying about a lot lately. So
I want to get a butter dish. Do you leave
butter on the counter or in the fridge?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Can I just leave butter out in a butter dish?
Twenty four to seven?
Speaker 6: Absolutely? Yeah, cut it up? Yeah, yeah, sure, it'll go bad,
you know, like but if you're if you're if you're
not using it, you know what I mean, Like I'll
use it.
Speaker 1: I use butter every day, so I would.
Speaker 6: Definitely use Definitely you can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I had no idea, Jeff, you strike me
as an insane clown posse guy that maybe has flirted
with ICP back in the day. Is this true?
Speaker 6: A little bit?
Speaker 1: A little bit freaking knew it. If you were to
cook a meal for the Juggalos and juggallettes, what are
you feeding them?
Speaker 6: Hashtag munch Oh man, that's that's a good one. Man.
It's gonna be something spicy, you know. Like when I
think about that music, it gets me ramped up right, Definitely,
gonna be something spicy, like I don't know, maybe I
like a seriously hot pulled poor tacoscos and you know
what I mean, like with some Yeah, I mean it's
gotta have a lot of character, you lots of toppings
and interesting you know, things to put in it. Because
that that that those guys they're they're an instant crew
and you know, like I think they're pretty diverse too,
And I don't know, it's got to be something cool
like that.
Speaker 1: I love it. That's like, that's an that's an incredible answer. Uh,
Chef Michael Johnson, chev chef for LS. You like, oh, hey,
chef A laundry has a question for you?
Speaker 4: Yep, oh you could have asked it, but we're asking
what what would be your master's meal?
Speaker 1: Yes, masters around the corner you get to you know,
plan out your meal completely. What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I think it depends on the guy, you know
what I mean, who the who the person is to win?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 4: You are the person that you're the masters, like you
get to pick it.
Speaker 2: What would it be?
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, That's that's a good one. You know,
it's a lot of people go it's probably it's gonna
involve seafood, maybe some langestines or something like that. I
can be a little boogie sometimes. I mean, honestly, if
you want to, if you want to know how boogie,
I can get like I like snails and flag raws.
Yeah yeah, and even even like sweetbreads. Sweetbreads is something
that it's a delicacy that I absolutely love.
Speaker 2: I love sweet breads me too.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Well yeah, yeah, I can. You know, I could
eat food all day, to be honest with you, I could.
That could be a pretty bougie meal. I think it
could be something like the Titanic where they had like
thirteen food you know what I mean, and just make
a make an event of it for several hours.
Speaker 1: Uh. The you're the best, chef. I cannot thank you enough.
Joy spring break, enjoy that porch, and we'll talk to
you next week. Thanks chef Jef. Michael Johnson. Oh this
is funny from Scooby TD. Fun fact. The Master's Champion
has to pay for the dinner. That's I did not
I did not know that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Scotty Scheffler, Well obviously he's rich, but his meal
is pretty yeah pretty for it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it was like a cowboy rabbi. Wait, ye,
look it up again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it had like mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about buying or going in with somebody on
a cow. Oh.
Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna say, because you can buy
like the masters, you could buy like a Master's No
kids that.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about how the economics of such are that,
like a lot of people are just buying cows nowadays,
and it seems like it's actually a really good deal.
Speaker 3: You go to keep it.
Speaker 1: I think they keep it for you and send it
in parts. Maybe not, though I could be right. I
haven't explored much about it.
Speaker 2: Does I do it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Scotty's got cheeseburger sliders and firecracker shrimp for his apps
and Papa Chef's meatball and ravioli bites, which sounds amazing.
First courses Texas style chili. Main courses, wood fired cowboy
rabbi or blackened redfish. God, it sounds good with macaroni
and cheese, hoolapego cream corn which I love, cream corn,
Brussels sprouts and chili, lime roasted sweet potatoes, dessert, warm
chocolate chip skillet cookie.
Speaker 1: That's a great yeah, the skillet cookie, vanilla shout out,
scheffler a a just that meal is also the equivalent
of Kid Rock's outfit in the Oval office. That is
like as American as it gets, a quintessentially American meal.
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Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, but nine names, Greg Bird, Yeah, everybody's got
buybuddy yet. Shut the hell up Greg burn two for flinching, got.
Speaker 5: Him go, got him. While we're talking about Greg Burns
changed the subject. I want to talk about Alabama. Our
foundation is putting on an auction right now for a
sign that used to be up in Tiger Stadium.
Speaker 1: It's a big wall sign.
Speaker 5: It's kind of remembering the Florida LSU game from two
thousand and seven. So if you have you know, if
you have a restaurant or a bar, if you have
a man cave, be a good ypot.
Speaker 1: This is sick for this sign.
Speaker 5: It's on my Twitter at Jacob Pest eighteen. You can
see how you can place a bid. I think it's
going until Tuesdays. So it's like, this is a sign.
It's like six foot tall, three foot wide, and it
used to be in the locker room. I wasn't there
when I was there because I'm on the picture, but
it was after I was done. T Bob, you probably
wide in and this picture was above the scale. You
didn't even realize it. Oh really, I think.
Speaker 1: It was in the lock of which locker room, like
the actual lot game day locker room, like the Oh
that's it right there? Hell yeah, dude, Oh that is sick.
I remember that. Yes, I've seen that sign a million times.
Speaker 5: So if you'd like to place a bid on that,
it's it's probably.
Speaker 1: That who's that with the ball? Some slap slappy Caucasian
running back For those who are just listening on radio,
it's very clearly j Kester diving across the line with
the game winning touchdown against Florida on fourth down with
Ryan Miller clear in the way on the ground of
Ethan And it kind of breaks down the play and
kind of the series and the game.
Speaker 5: And it's probably gonna be one of our bigger fundraisers
here in the springtime. Hopefull Yeah, hopefully it's a big fundraiser,
so we've got that going right now again at Jacobester eighteen.
You can find the link in how to place a bid.
I think our station retweeted it OTB as well, so
any of those it should be on there.
Speaker 1: Guys, guess what I'm going to Goodwood after the show today.
I'm gonna go start the process of seeing how good
we can help me fight the aging. You know, maybe peptide,
maybe we'll see. I don't know what it's gonna be, Taylor.
Should I do some penile enhancement? I mean, I got it.
If I was in your situation, I got to at
least ask about it.
Speaker 3: If I was in your situation, I absolutely.
Speaker 1: Way stop it. I don't like that you got one
over on me so good just now you shut your mouth.
Stupid damn it. Can't believe I let just Taylor win
like that those bad you said him. I know, but
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him know that all the information, Yeah.
Speaker 3: We don't find out.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a personal problem. I think you're gonna
have to go in yourself to figure that one out.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: I think my roster tells me I don't have a problem.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Micros can't get people pregnant? Probably not.
I don't think that's how biology. Probably not. Well, do
you think everybody with a micro pennis just does never
like ever produced a child micro penis? Yes, child? I
don't think so, pennis. Yeah, although I did. I ran
into that. One of the funniest thing that's ever happened
in South Park where Cartman tried to make butters, you know,
trying to call him gay, take pictures of butters like
butters asleep, and he puts his balls in his mouth.
Oh my gosh, he puts butters balls and carbon's mouth,
and he takes pictures of it, thinking it makes Butters
look like that, only then to realize, oh no, wait,
it's actually me.
Speaker 3: It is possible for a man with micro penis to guys.
Of course, it's possible as long as his sperm count
is normal.
Speaker 1: I don't know again, no, no, no, stop it. Of
course it's possible. Stop it. I'm just saying when I
made the joke and talk about Chris Beer, damn, Chris
Beard played A and M. It's very funny, played A
and M for more money for Old Miss, more in
a l money as well. The best part is the
most recent reporting we have is that Beard is one
who actually initiated the contact with the A and M,
only to turn around and be like, never mind, I'm
not into it. You mean A and M's not the
dream job for Chris Beard. A and M reportedly offered
him seven million dollars a year, and so all he
did was use it to get paid by Ole Miss
and now they're nil Fund's top four.
Speaker 4: I know this was like very very controversial, but I
really wanted him to be the next coach at LSU.
Speaker 2: It all happened.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, it's weird for me to talk
about beer because I don't actually know that. I don't
know the illegal stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, everything was dropped, but it's still.
Speaker 1: It's still bad. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know there was like choking involved and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I better not comment on it. All I'll
say is he did play A and M though he
had his camp reach out to A and M say
he wanted the job, he loves Texas, all this other crap,
and then he's like, no, never mind, I'm good. I
got more money here. Now.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna have to become a Chris Beard family. Yes,
I like Slas and we're gonna have to become a
Chris Beard fan now too.
Speaker 1: Greg, can you'all bring up that Billy Lucci tweet brought
up to that? Yeah, we did the tweet yesterday. It's great,
all right, when we get back Taylor Tyler Moore off
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show in America. Off the bench and with Hester and
t Bob what hen and y'all welcome back to TV
timer little ask the bench. Is that what brough you
by two Sechy's or not? Either way we love hell
yeah hashtag as the bench. Best way to prepare eggs.
Speaker 2: I mean it can be brought to you by us
the bench a.
Speaker 1: Million different ways, a million different ways. They're the best
food because they can be pared in some good for you.
I like my eggs, poached eggs and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like we had like the little uh you know thing,
a little poacher Uh look. I like scrambled eggs with
shocker cottage cheese.
Speaker 1: I think, uh yeah. I think of all of the
egg forms, if you were to cook them to perfection,
I actually would tat. I think a poached egg, if
it's perfect, is the best, which is very hard, like
a good Frida egg. I like them. They're all good.
They're all great. They're all varying levels great. There's no
way you can cook. Don't like Devil's egg, so.
Speaker 2: I don't like boiled eggs or devil.
Speaker 5: You want to see somebody pop some tic tags. This
man right here, give me.
Speaker 1: A holiday and a tray full of deviled eggs. I mean,
I'm like, I don't like.
Speaker 3: Lebron Lineman on the replacements. Just eating the bowl of
bowl boiled eggs.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's the big Zumot egg somebody crazy eggs.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'll eat them, but I don't love.
Speaker 1: Asked the bench, Nookie says we had tornadoes last night,
speaking them all week till Sunday. If I don't make it,
who will you call on for clever tricky, sarcastic questions?
I don't know, Nook, So you better live, you son
of a gun, better not die, which I'm pretty sure.
I saw an F five tornado in Arkansas yesterday. I
meant to insane video. Look it up and play it.
We don't need sound for it. It's gonna blow your mind.
Hashtag ask the bench what are Turkish eggs? I've never
had that? Like a Scotch egg? Hashtag asked the bench
have you ever had bacha bazi? I feel like I'm
asking something inappropriate. I have no idea. Let's move on.
Hashtag ask the bench that's number? Wait? What happened to
the questions? I lost it? O TV team drag names
like would my drag name be t Bell and thought
about it. This is the one. This is not the
exact video I saw, but that looks like the same tornado.
Look at that freaking thing, dude. The one I saw
was from a news report, and it was much much closer,
and it was heading directly at the or across, like
perpendicular to the person it was. It was pretty wild.
Speaker 2: That's insane. What would you do if you got caught
in the crap?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do not look that up, says half franc
from out. I did read something again, I got would
you eat a ballute egg? What's the ballute egg? Again?
No idea, I'll look that up. Oh it's a fertilized
duck egg that has been incubated for fourteen to twenty
one days than steamed or boiled like a half the
Filipino delicacy. Filipinos, Man, they got some crazy island food, right,
Because what's durian? Is the uh the fruit that smells awful? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, people like cutting it open. I'm like dagging. Yeah,
what is your drag name?
Speaker 1: Yeah? There, I love teapoodle. Actually that's a great name.
Blake Baker would agree. Yeah, I'm not mad about that anymore.
I was just sick that day still and don't so
I was angry.
Speaker 5: Well, I knew that you would have a day of
reflection on that and would not be happy.
Speaker 1: I told him, has that asked the bench? Working hard
or hardly working? Definitely the latter. Yeah, oh my god,
this sounds amazing. Turkish eggs or poached eggs served over
a bed of thick garlicky yogurt, and it's to the
general generous drizzle of warmed butter good freak.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh man, this song went so hard in middle school.
Speaker 1: Guy, you were in middle school when it came out.
I was a professional, I win. Did this song come
out like right when I was early in my career? NFL.
We love you, guys. We'll see you later. Off the bench.