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<v Speaker 1>Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Fadula Show. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to day Queen. How can I help you? Yes? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>May I please have a large chocolate milkshake one of them? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>What time you get off work? You know? I just

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<v Speaker 1>saw a burglar kicking in his own door. He must

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<v Speaker 1>have been working from home. Hey, we are consumable. Nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>I try to put a bunch of jokes together about

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<v Speaker 1>unemployed people, but unfortunately none of them seem to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that joke right, or the joke before. Hey, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you like the hat, the glasses, the beard? Breaker

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<v Speaker 1>one nine breaker one nine? Right? You hear that thunder

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<v Speaker 1>and lightning in the background. Well, man, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing this right on a tree. Yeah. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>way we roll here, right, that's the way we roll here. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Bromos Shorts, mikey Ge you changed the name to strum Life.

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<v Speaker 1>Check him out on Spotify. Anyway, My girlfriend, she says, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever heard of fifty Shades? I go, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, did you read it? Did you see it?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, honey, what are you talking about? She said, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be right back. So a couple of seconds later,

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<v Speaker 1>she comes in and I go, what the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a can of paint, fifty shades of gray.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought of his kitchen paint. I said to her, Hey, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry about it, don't be embarrassed. Here's what I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to do. I heard they're gonna have the

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<v Speaker 1>fifty Shades Darker Party, fifty Shades Darker party right here

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<v Speaker 1>in her own neighborhood. She goes, oh, wow, that is fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, why don't you attend? She goes, do you mind?

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<v Speaker 1>I go no, selfishly thinking how it benefit me. So

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<v Speaker 1>here she attends. And it's about two o'clock in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sleeping, partially sleeping, trying to get little anticipation

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<v Speaker 1>going there with the blanket over my head. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>next thing you know, the door comes blasting open and

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<v Speaker 1>she's standing there in the doorway. She had a long

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<v Speaker 1>leather strap, a muzzle, a harness, and I slowly pull

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<v Speaker 1>the covers down so I could see, and I said, honey, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, to your honey my ass. You forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>walk the dog. Love you guys, no matter what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on in your life, good days, bad days. It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you laugh always The Padula Show. We are

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<v Speaker 1>consumable nonsense. Mikey, do your thing with the theme song. Noah,

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<v Speaker 1>do your thing with our promos. Man Peace one hand,