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Speaker 1: May I please have a large chocolate milkshake one of them? Sure?
Speaker 1: What time you get off work? You know? I just
Speaker 1: saw a burglar kicking in his own door. He must
Speaker 1: have been working from home. Hey, we are consumable. Nonsense.
Speaker 1: I try to put a bunch of jokes together about
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Speaker 1: and lightning in the background. Well, man, I can't believe
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Speaker 1: have you ever heard of fifty Shades? I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: She goes, did you read it? Did you see it?
Speaker 1: I said, honey, what are you talking about? She said, Well,
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. So a couple of seconds later,
Speaker 1: she comes in and I go, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1: It was a can of paint, fifty shades of gray.
Speaker 1: She thought of his kitchen paint. I said to her, Hey, honey,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it, don't be embarrassed. Here's what I
Speaker 1: want you to do. I heard they're gonna have the
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Speaker 1: in her own neighborhood. She goes, oh, wow, that is fantastic.
Speaker 1: I said, why don't you attend? She goes, do you mind?
Speaker 1: I go no, selfishly thinking how it benefit me. So
Speaker 1: here she attends. And it's about two o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: and I'm sleeping, partially sleeping, trying to get little anticipation
Speaker 1: going there with the blanket over my head. Well, the
Speaker 1: next thing you know, the door comes blasting open and
Speaker 1: she's standing there in the doorway. She had a long
Speaker 1: leather strap, a muzzle, a harness, and I slowly pull
Speaker 1: the covers down so I could see, and I said, honey, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, to your honey my ass. You forgot to
Speaker 1: walk the dog. Love you guys, no matter what's going
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