Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
Speaker 1: A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
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Speaker 1: popular cassette tape that I had CMB the initials four elmer.
Speaker 2: Do you know what a cassette teller me?
Speaker 3: Bad?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 6: I really think that I liked that song?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 6: It speaks to me.
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Speaker 6: What else is going on?
Speaker 8: Time for What's happening?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Well we saw it live as it was happening high
Speaker 1: speed chase through a Ventura County into Locker Centa, where
Speaker 1: it came to a disastrous end. This driver in the
Speaker 1: Honda CRV, the black CRV that carrened at one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixteen miles per hour into the back of a
Speaker 1: dump truck. Driver partially more than partially ejected from the
Speaker 1: vehicle and it.
Speaker 6: Was a gruesome finish.
Speaker 1: The CHP officers who responded did try some life saving efforts,
Speaker 1: and I will just say I'm not a doctor, but
Speaker 1: it does not look like that was a survivable crash
Speaker 1: there for that driver.
Speaker 7: And as that two to ten eastbound is going to
Speaker 7: be a mess for hours all day, I mean, it's
Speaker 7: not going to get any better anytime soon.
Speaker 1: As you mentioned earlier, we've got more winter, gusty winds
Speaker 1: and light rain. Guys, dramatic change in weather they're calling it.
Speaker 1: I think that might be a little bit dramatic, but
Speaker 1: we'll go with it. Henry KTLA's meteorologist Henry de Carlos,
Speaker 1: saying the big deal is going to be the wind.
Speaker 1: We're going to have strong gusty wins twenty five to
Speaker 1: forty five miles per hour, significant cooling expected a low
Speaker 1: pressure system bringing a chance of light rain over the weekend,
Speaker 1: but I mean we're talking about rain totals under a
Speaker 1: tenth of an inch.
Speaker 7: So stocks have rallied a bit today after a stronger
Speaker 7: than expected report on the jobs market. The S and
Speaker 7: P five hundred is up about one point six percent
Speaker 7: today now has also added about a percent and a half.
Speaker 7: The news out of the Commerce Department was that employers
Speaker 7: added one hundred and seventy seven thousand jobs in April,
Speaker 7: more than the forecast. The job figures don't really reflect
Speaker 7: yet the effects that the tariffs are going to have,
Speaker 7: so we'll see what happens next month. But treasury yields
Speaker 7: did raise in the bond market, and as of right now,
Speaker 7: the unemployment rate stays steady four point two percent.
Speaker 1: Shellfish, there is an urgent shellfish warning in California telling
Speaker 1: people to avoid eating shellfish harvested from the coast because
Speaker 1: of that toxic algae bloom that is poisoning all of
Speaker 1: the sea lions and the dolphins and the whales and
Speaker 1: the birds and things like that. But that that toxin
Speaker 1: is creating real problems. There early symptoms of shellfish poisoning
Speaker 1: include tingling of the lips and tongue, and then you
Speaker 1: get the loss of balance, the lack of muscular coordination,
Speaker 1: slurred speech, and difficulty swallowing. And then there's the vomiting
Speaker 1: and the diarrhea and the headaches. So just it sounds
Speaker 1: and then there's a chance you become paralyzed and die
Speaker 1: from exphyxiator.
Speaker 7: Well that's that's where it gets a little dramatic, to
Speaker 7: use your word. But the first few symptoms make it
Speaker 7: sound like you just had a couple extra p.
Speaker 1: Well you've seen that like in movies when someone has
Speaker 1: a shellfish. I'll g and their tongue gets all big
Speaker 1: on that kind dog and then their face gets all puffy.
Speaker 2: What was the part with the tongue?
Speaker 1: Wow, you know, it's a good thing it's Friday, because
Speaker 1: I'm about this close to punching your right in the face.
Speaker 7: G t A six is gonna be Uh, it's gonna
Speaker 7: have to wait another year. The release of Grand Theft
Speaker 7: Auto six will be pushed back to May of next year.
Speaker 2: According to rock Star Games.
Speaker 7: Oh man, this upsets me, it does were you except
Speaker 7: you You've gone all the way through g T A five.
Speaker 4: I played the g t A. It's the gaming community
Speaker 4: is losing it.
Speaker 9: Oh really?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, when was it supposed to come out? And it's
Speaker 1: not going to come until next spring?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 6: I see how many hours are they're.
Speaker 2: Going to do between now?
Speaker 11: Yeah, It's actually been a lot of really cool games releasing,
Speaker 11: so I mean, I'll be good.
Speaker 4: Okay, g t A masters every other game out?
Speaker 1: Did they raise the bar with each new release? Does
Speaker 1: it get crazier? I mean I think I played probably
Speaker 1: the first iteration of it five hundred years ago.
Speaker 11: Yes, they had they continuously improving, but like GTA five,
Speaker 11: the previous game has been like still one of the
Speaker 11: most top played games out right now, and that's been
Speaker 11: out for like over ten years.
Speaker 1: It feel like it was one of the first video
Speaker 1: games where you know, you could have violence and it
Speaker 1: was cool, like you could participate in it and that
Speaker 1: was fine and go to strip clubs and go to
Speaker 1: strip clubs.
Speaker 6: Does Magic City show up in GTA?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what magic City is.
Speaker 6: You don't know where magic City is.
Speaker 11: No, but they have they have like two in the game,
Speaker 11: so I'm sure it probably is inspired by that or
Speaker 11: like Crazy Girls.
Speaker 6: Where's Crazy Girls? Like the real life one.
Speaker 4: That's in Hollywood.
Speaker 11: Oh really, not me advertising Crazy Girls Right now.
Speaker 1: I really think I did like Color Bad. Thinking back,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to remember the song. It's a slow song.
Speaker 1: I think it's in there. I think it's the fourth hit.
Speaker 7: If you're looking for something to do until the Tha
Speaker 7: six comes out, or until you can blow the dust
Speaker 7: off of your Color Me Bad CD or cassette. The
Speaker 7: La County Fair kicks off today. New menu items the
Speaker 7: meatball corn dog that sounds like a trip to the can,
Speaker 7: the Honey Hot Honey chicken ice cream bowl, and a
Speaker 7: chocolate strawberry cup. They got all kinds of music. Of course,
Speaker 7: the rides are there, the favorites, like the big Red Barn.
Speaker 1: Crazy Girls looks cool, but I don't think it has
Speaker 1: anything on Magic City in Atlanta.
Speaker 6: Do they serve food at Crazy Girls? Elmer?
Speaker 1: They don't, They don't, they don't. Well, see there's your
Speaker 1: problem exactly. You're gonna need some wings, yeah, or really anything.
Speaker 1: You gotta have food at your strip club.
Speaker 2: Why is what do you mean?
Speaker 6: Why is that?
Speaker 1: We've done a whole thing, We did like a year
Speaker 1: on this topic on why you need food? Yeah, how
Speaker 1: food at strip clubs is a thing. No, I know,
Speaker 1: it's there's like, why do you need it? Because you're
Speaker 1: gonna be there? You got to eat.
Speaker 4: She's not wrong.
Speaker 6: Gary Channon will continue.
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Speaker 9: Heather Brooker is with us.
Speaker 1: She gets us all set for the weekend with the
Speaker 1: Weekend Entertainment Report.
Speaker 6: Hello, hello, ty friends, afternoon to you.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 12: I have been enjoying all of the music today, you guys,
Speaker 12: it's get to be pumped me here the weekend h Yes,
Speaker 12: for sure.
Speaker 1: You know, it's fun to hear somebody request something and
Speaker 1: then it just happens and then it's like magic.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 12: You know what else is very exciting the weekend box
Speaker 12: office This weekend, Thunderbolts is here.
Speaker 9: Thunderbolts is a Marvel movie.
Speaker 12: A lot of people have been waiting for this one
Speaker 12: to come out because it is a wonderful bridge between
Speaker 12: the Marvel movies that we've seen so far in Phase two.
Speaker 12: If you're a deep track nerd, you know what Phase
Speaker 12: two is about with the Marvel cinematic universe. This movie,
Speaker 12: I saw it with my family and we loved it.
Speaker 12: We loved it. It was it's a group of antiheroes.
Speaker 12: They are the kind of the villains, the bad guys
Speaker 12: in some other Marvel storylines.
Speaker 9: This is Florence Pugh.
Speaker 12: Florence Pugh, Yeah, Florence pe Sebastian Stan She's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: You guys, keep it in you.
Speaker 6: You're the one who told me that first, and before
Speaker 6: I even knew who she was.
Speaker 12: Yeah. No, she's beautiful and she's so good in this film.
Speaker 12: You really believe her as Yelena. She played Yelena is
Speaker 12: Black Widow's sister.
Speaker 7: That's right, Black Widow played by Scarlett Johansen and the
Speaker 7: other movie.
Speaker 6: I see interesting, okay.
Speaker 12: And this film picks up shortly after the last Marvel movie,
Speaker 12: Captain America Brave New World. So where that movie ended
Speaker 12: now here we are. It's unclear if it's a few months,
Speaker 12: a few weeks, you know, but it does take place
Speaker 12: after this movie, and it really sets up what they're
Speaker 12: planning to roll out in the Marvel cinematic universe over
Speaker 12: the next few years. I don't want to get away
Speaker 12: too many spoilers. I hate being that person. But you
Speaker 12: have to stick around for the end credits to really
Speaker 12: get your geek on.
Speaker 7: How many credits. There's a mid credit scene, there's an
Speaker 7: end credit scene. Yes, yeah, so there's two.
Speaker 12: There is the mid credit and the end credit after
Speaker 12: you wait ten minutes for the long list of credits.
Speaker 12: But it's worth it. Everybody in my theater totally nerded out,
Speaker 12: and they were like, yeah, so nobody leaves a Marvel movie.
Speaker 2: Nobody.
Speaker 9: If you leave a Marvel movie, you're a total nube.
Speaker 9: But this was fun. It's a fun romp.
Speaker 12: It's you know, my daughter really enjoyed it, my husband
Speaker 12: really enjoyed it. It's nice to see this group of
Speaker 12: characters get to know their backstory a little bit, get
Speaker 12: to see kind of them come together their origin story
Speaker 12: instead of seeing them mid story and then we go
Speaker 12: back and do an origin story. Do you know how
Speaker 12: you know they like to do that, do the sequels
Speaker 12: and prequels and all that stuff. We see it happen,
Speaker 12: We see them come together. It's funny. There's definitely some
Speaker 12: funny moments from the Red Guardian, and it's yeah, definitely
Speaker 12: worth your time at the box office, speaking especially like Superhero.
Speaker 2: Are you a DC fan as well?
Speaker 9: I do like DC.
Speaker 12: My husband is more of a DC fan than I am,
Speaker 12: so he's really pumped for Superman.
Speaker 2: Did he describe this as suicide Squad?
Speaker 9: Yes, that's exactly what he said.
Speaker 12: He's like, this is like Marvel's version of the Suicide Squad,
Speaker 12: all of the anti heroes coming together with their quirks
Speaker 12: and their problems and finding each other to team up
Speaker 12: and fight the bag guy.
Speaker 7: I also saw a review today that suggested that Thunderbolts
Speaker 7: is a movie about depression in that these these anti heroes,
Speaker 7: I mean, they're they're depressed, they're bored, they're you know,
Speaker 7: they're not doing what they think is fulfilling.
Speaker 9: I think there is some validity to that.
Speaker 12: I will say that there is certainly a And I
Speaker 12: hate using the word message because that sounds so like corny, like, oh,
Speaker 12: I don't want to have a message when I go
Speaker 12: to the movie. But they do touch on themes of
Speaker 12: deep loneliness, which I think is something a lot of people,
Speaker 12: especially since COVID, have been affected by. But they don't
Speaker 12: beat you over the head with it. It's it's but
Speaker 12: it's definitely a theme that they address, and it kind
Speaker 12: of brings them together. These anti heroes are very lonely,
Speaker 12: so that's a good one to see all superhero heroes
Speaker 12: a bit lonely. I mean, I feel like the Avengers were,
Speaker 12: you know, once they were together, they were they were together.
Speaker 12: See that's the point of the Thunderbolts. Now that they're together,
Speaker 12: they don't have to be lonely anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't like talking about togetherness the more,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't.
Speaker 9: Like to talk about any feelings, no feelings.
Speaker 7: The discussion lately has been is movie theater going?
Speaker 2: Movie going? Is it dead?
Speaker 7: I Mean, we talked earlier about Netflix's Ted Sarandos in
Speaker 7: his comment that Netflix is saving the movie business. Sure,
Speaker 7: maybe not the movie theater business, but the movie business.
Speaker 7: But they're talking about this could be the biggest Memorial
Speaker 7: Day weekend ever at the box office later this month.
Speaker 12: This is going to be a huge summer, and it
Speaker 12: all is gonna it's I feel like it's kicking off
Speaker 12: now with Thunderbolts and honestly even with you know Sinners,
Speaker 12: but starting a Memorial Day weekend. We've got some huge
Speaker 12: movies that are coming out, and this summer is full
Speaker 12: of big movies. We've got Lelo and Stitch, the live
Speaker 12: action remake that a lot of people are really excited about.
Speaker 12: Jurassic Park is the new Jurassic Park movie is going
Speaker 12: to be coming out later the summer, Superman f one
Speaker 12: with Brad Pitt. It is a summer that is going
Speaker 12: to be chocked full. We got Freaky Friday, guys, Freaky
Speaker 12: Friday remains in that iteration, Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay
Speaker 12: love again.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's not a remake, it's a sequel of the
Speaker 7: one they together. Yeah, and then you have extended knowledge
Speaker 7: about this. Megan Markle's blog Never mind you didn't even
Speaker 7: mention Tom Cruise It's Mission Possible.
Speaker 12: I was saving that one for last because I feel
Speaker 12: like you're excited for this one.
Speaker 7: Well, it feels like it's been a long time, yes,
Speaker 7: since the other one came out. I feel like I
Speaker 7: watched the first half of this movie during COVID for
Speaker 7: some reason, and there was there was something going on
Speaker 7: where I was trying to kill time in an afternoon
Speaker 7: and I went to it like a two o'clock show,
Speaker 7: relatively early on in it's run, and loved it.
Speaker 2: Thought it was great.
Speaker 7: I've liked all those Mission Impossible movies as he does
Speaker 7: the show as they are he.
Speaker 9: Does at a job with them, like he really feels
Speaker 9: like you gotta keep.
Speaker 7: It credit for doing the stunts that he does. An
Speaker 7: he's in an advanced stage. And honestly, this movie looks
Speaker 7: really epic.
Speaker 12: You know, they showed a lot of the trailers last
Speaker 12: night before the movie before Oh my godsh Yeah, they
Speaker 12: show the trailer and it's really immersive. It looks so
Speaker 12: much fun, and he indicates this is the last one,
Speaker 12: so we kind of there's a feeling like maybe this
Speaker 12: he could die at the end of this one.
Speaker 9: I don't want to like put that out there. But
Speaker 9: just like James Bond died, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12: And it ends, I think this is setting it up
Speaker 12: to end his run in the Mission Impossible series so
Speaker 12: he can maybe hand it off to somebody else.
Speaker 9: But it looks bombastic. It looks like it's going to
Speaker 9: be a lot of fun.
Speaker 12: Also, Fantastic Four is another big movie that's coming out
Speaker 12: this summer. So to your point, I don't know that
Speaker 12: the box office is back yet. My movie of opening
Speaker 12: night for Thunderbolts was not full, not even halfway full.
Speaker 9: He still made million box million bucks last night.
Speaker 6: But do you know well where we don't.
Speaker 1: Need to get into people's Thursday night activities like crazy girls.
Speaker 12: That's true, Listen, we don't have the audience like we
Speaker 12: need to have a say, jumbos. But I don't know
Speaker 12: if anybody's brought up jumbos yet. No, no jumbos Vegas, right, No,
Speaker 12: that's here, yeah jump.
Speaker 1: Sure there's a jumbos in Vegas.
Speaker 12: But I will say, remember when Marvel Movies used to
Speaker 12: open and the theater was.
Speaker 6: By the airport, went by La X. There it's like
Speaker 6: all one and out, foor.
Speaker 2: In and out club it's all one floor.
Speaker 6: Jumbos is entire ty town.
Speaker 9: Yes, Jumbo's clown Room.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9: People on the talk back are like, oh yeah, I
Speaker 9: know that, I know that place. Why don't you know it?
Speaker 12: But the box office is slowly coming back. It will
Speaker 12: be back eventually. I think this summer. If anything, this
Speaker 12: is the summer that's going to bring a lot of
Speaker 12: people back to the theater.
Speaker 7: Or it's the last dying gasp of an industry that
Speaker 7: will never be the same.
Speaker 9: I mean, I hope not. I really really hope not.
Speaker 12: There is something truly like, as Nicole Kidman says, there's
Speaker 12: something so special about sitting in the theater watching the movie.
Speaker 1: You guys, I watched that Nicole Kidman sex movie.
Speaker 6: Which one X movie?
Speaker 9: I watched it? Did you watch it this week? I
Speaker 9: watched it last weekend?
Speaker 6: Oh my, so did I What did you think?
Speaker 12: I was a little embarrassed because I was like, oh lord,
Speaker 12: I did not know that it was going to be
Speaker 12: quite so graphic and quite so much.
Speaker 9: But like in a little bit of everything from Nicole Kidman, Yeah,
Speaker 9: they saw a lot of it, a lot of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all of it.
Speaker 9: She did. She did really well, I have to say
Speaker 9: it was.
Speaker 12: I'm really impressed with her ability to just go for it.
Speaker 12: I don't know that I could. Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 12: well for the right parts.
Speaker 2: Any many questions about those.
Speaker 12: It's not a movie you want to watch with the family, No,
Speaker 12: or with anyone or anyone. No, my husband watch in
Speaker 12: the room and I'm born all right, Gary.
Speaker 8: Continued, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
Speaker 8: KFI A M six forty.
Speaker 2: Yes, we do, you know, we do.
Speaker 6: We do things.
Speaker 7: We do things, try to make sure that everybody has
Speaker 7: an idea what's uh, what's real, what's not?
Speaker 5: You know, sometimes we teach ourselves selves, teach ourselves, teach
Speaker 5: ourselves things. This week we sure do sha show. So
Speaker 5: we always like to know what kind of made it through?
Speaker 5: What cut through?
Speaker 2: What did you learn this week on the Gary and
Speaker 2: Shantage Gary Shannon?
Speaker 4: What did I learn on the Gary and Shanna Show?
Speaker 13: I learned that Shannon is obsessed obsessed with Gary's toes
Speaker 13: or his feet. Wow, it's a show that I really
Speaker 13: didn't need to learn, but we learned it. I'm not
Speaker 13: more more obsessed with his feet than that guy is
Speaker 13: Tan Speedo, Holy Macro tan speedout.
Speaker 6: Now it's tan colored.
Speaker 2: I thought it was white.
Speaker 6: I don't remember.
Speaker 14: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
Speaker 14: week is somebody in Gary's house chased Peter.
Speaker 8: Around with a fly swatter.
Speaker 14: He may not know about it, but dogs don't react
Speaker 14: like that unless it's been done to them before.
Speaker 7: Naughty, naughty, naughty. I'm pretty aware of this dog's history,
Speaker 7: and no one's ever chased them on the flies water.
Speaker 2: Hey, Gary, Shannon.
Speaker 10: What I learned this week is that Gary and Shannon
Speaker 10: put the F to the U in fun.
Speaker 6: This week, I learned not to eat hot soup when.
Speaker 12: I listen to you guys, because when I laugh, it
Speaker 12: comes out.
Speaker 4: Of my nose.
Speaker 6: She's fantastic on.
Speaker 14: What I've learned on the Gary and Channon Show this
Speaker 14: week is there's no other host on all of KFI
Speaker 14: that could give me a guneral laugh like Shan Faar
Speaker 14: and can thank you Shan for being there.
Speaker 4: You make me laugh so hard that night.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's laughing at, but he's laughing
Speaker 2: at something.
Speaker 15: Everyone. What I learned this week is Gary absolutely does
Speaker 15: not want to spend a penny on moisturizer to make
Speaker 15: his skin look supple, and Shannon has become the more
Speaker 15: realistic conversational one when discussing political issues, and Gary is
Speaker 15: almost afraid to speak about anything against Trump with any negativity.
Speaker 4: Okay, whoa, it's a good weekend.
Speaker 2: Hear what you want?
Speaker 6: I like her?
Speaker 2: Does it makes sense.
Speaker 9: Today, Shanna Show. I learned that all of your listeners
Speaker 9: are Jennicks, as judged by their music.
Speaker 2: That is a good point.
Speaker 8: Hello, and good day.
Speaker 10: This is del And this is what I learned on
Speaker 10: the Garyan Chevin Show this week. I learned about the
Speaker 10: Pooh scale one being at seven being a tidal wave
Speaker 10: of destruction in which even light cannot escape. Once again,
Speaker 10: always enjoy the show, guys, No time to have that
Speaker 10: after drink.
Speaker 7: There you go, there you go here, just the one,
Speaker 7: the first one. It goes well with the three morning.
Speaker 6: Drinks and then the late afternoon.
Speaker 7: After drink drink, and then the pre dinner drink, and
Speaker 7: then the dinner drink and then after dinner drink.
Speaker 9: You're drunk. Is so lovable. I know, Oh my god,
Speaker 9: he should do the show some point. Can we do
Speaker 9: a jeopardy question?
Speaker 1: Because I forgot I sucker then derelict in my duties
Speaker 1: Internet of the afternoon drink international disputes for twelve utes,
Speaker 1: an artificial reef started a beef between the British territory
Speaker 1: Worry of Gibraltar.
Speaker 2: You want to start over.
Speaker 9: I think your.
Speaker 1: Drinks have infiltrated my speech and this neighboring nation.
Speaker 7: Uh, Gibraltar, Morocco on the other side, Spain.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I would have gotten it wrong.
Speaker 1: I my first thing was Africa Morocco, and then it
Speaker 1: was so we were both.
Speaker 6: Wrong, all right.
Speaker 7: So the way we round out our fridays is by well,
Speaker 7: filling in the cracks.
Speaker 9: Huh.
Speaker 6: That's kind of an odd turn of phrase.
Speaker 9: Sometimes the billing the cracks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes the big stories leave give me very little room.
Speaker 1: Cleaning up the cracks, not filling them in. Aren't we
Speaker 1: getting things out of the cracks as opposed to filling
Speaker 1: them in? This is the stuff that's in the crack.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: So in your analogy, the big stories are the couch cushions, couches,
Speaker 7: and these are the things that fell between those couch cushions.
Speaker 6: It's like, if you have two hams.
Speaker 2: And I do, here's your honorable mention.
Speaker 9: Honorable mention not to Mention.
Speaker 2: An honorable motive.
Speaker 3: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 3: of Honorable Mentions.
Speaker 7: We haven't had a news nugget with the name Shannon
Speaker 7: in it for a long time, so that's why we
Speaker 7: included this one.
Speaker 2: James Farthing, who.
Speaker 9: Goes by Shannon interesting choice, found out.
Speaker 7: This week he won the state's biggest ever jackpot in
Speaker 7: Kentucky one hundred and sixty seven million dollars after his
Speaker 7: mom called him to say that she had won.
Speaker 2: Because he and mom split the winning.
Speaker 6: I think that's a problem, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Well, he was in jail in Florida just a couple
Speaker 7: of days later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was charged with battery of a police officer
Speaker 1: and resisting arrest. He apparently got into a fight with
Speaker 1: another person in a hotel. I'm gonna go out on
Speaker 1: a live and say it wasn't the Ritz when when
Speaker 1: this guy kicked the officer in the face, you'd think
Speaker 1: he'd be in a good mood after winning the lottery
Speaker 1: with his mother Linda.
Speaker 7: Well, why wouldn't it be the Ritz If he's one
Speaker 7: hundred and sixty seven million dollars richer, lend me that
Speaker 7: was the problem.
Speaker 2: He didn't know how to act in a good place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Linda said, it's going to be a good mother's day.
Speaker 1: This is going to pay off my debt.
Speaker 2: She's gonna have to fail her son out of.
Speaker 9: Well, that's a sad story.
Speaker 6: Keana.
Speaker 2: Here's number nine, Umber nine.
Speaker 10: I did ninth place with a coffee dirty nine times
Speaker 10: out of tennis partners thirty two.
Speaker 2: And I speak nine languages at.
Speaker 7: Night, basically everybody at table, lenning, I'll be all ready
Speaker 7: to go another nine?
Speaker 8: And niner?
Speaker 9: Did I catch ack Niner in there?
Speaker 7: Well, you call him from Milwaukie talkie.
Speaker 2: No, it's quite sure why they did this.
Speaker 7: But a man in Lufkin, Texas, accused of devising a
Speaker 7: scavenger hunt with five plastic Easter eggs. Except it wasn't
Speaker 7: money or jelly beans or chocolate, it was marijuana.
Speaker 9: Who cares?
Speaker 1: That's cool, that's a fun Easter egg hunt. Look there's
Speaker 1: pot in them eggs, Like, why is that against the law?
Speaker 1: Guy in Texas wants to do an Easter egg hunt
Speaker 1: for his friends, filled the eggs with pot. Isn't that
Speaker 1: why we live in America? To do Easter egg hunts
Speaker 1: with eggs filled with pot because we can, but not
Speaker 1: we put it in like a park. It was a
Speaker 1: kid who found the egg. How old was the kid?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: A man and his granddaughter discovered the fifth egg in
Speaker 7: a park.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is he eighty and she's twenty four?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Maybe four warrants have been issued for this guy. Three
Speaker 7: of them four warrants for having a creative Easter eggs marijuana.
Speaker 7: Fourth is a state j el felony for delivery a lord.
Speaker 7: It's ridiculous. It's number eight.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're right, I did not.
Speaker 9: It's all right up here. Oh boy, steel box.
Speaker 7: Every eight second to eight different bosses drawn on about
Speaker 7: mission statements. Hey guys, you can get rabbits fixed. You
Speaker 7: can get them spade and neoters. But why would you
Speaker 7: want to do? They have testicles, so they don't do this.
Speaker 1: Oh well, this was a woman whose home was overrun
Speaker 1: with more than sixty five rabbits.
Speaker 6: But she was lonely. Maybe you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She's living in Skaganaw, Michigan, or Saga, Saginaw, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe the kids have moved out. They don't
Speaker 1: call that much. Guys, call your kids, I mean your parents.
Speaker 1: You know the figure still right by the way, because
Speaker 1: many of the female rabbits were pregnant and have been
Speaker 1: delivering new bunnies daily.
Speaker 6: How sweet is that?
Speaker 1: Just to see a little baby bunny being born every day.
Speaker 7: Baby bunnies are nice, I know, they're so cute. Dozens
Speaker 7: of them are not nice. You don't know that, then
Speaker 7: you just become a bad bunny parent.
Speaker 1: At that point, we don't know anything about the person,
Speaker 1: do we We don't know anything about this woman.
Speaker 6: I'd like to know more about her.
Speaker 2: Do you know what a group of rabbits is?
Speaker 6: It is a It is a parade.
Speaker 3: No, it is a flurry, a furry, a colony, a
Speaker 3: colony who came up with these names, these collective nouns.
Speaker 2: People that were high.
Speaker 7: They found the Easter eggs And here's number seven, the
Speaker 7: seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 14: We're on the seventh day years of college, down to.
Speaker 7: Dreeven seven seven seven days.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, well, well we'll just tell you the
Speaker 1: story and then weigh in. An Uber driver has been
Speaker 1: arrested after twenty four grams of meth was found in
Speaker 1: his car. He was wearing a T shirt that read
Speaker 1: retired drug dealer. An uber passenger texted nine to one
Speaker 1: one after the driver mentioned he had a false bottom
Speaker 1: aerosol can in the car with meth inside.
Speaker 7: An officer spotted the same vehicle the next day, did
Speaker 7: a traffic stop in a pond search found that false
Speaker 7: bottom can with the twenty four grams of meth.
Speaker 6: I didn't know you could text nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, you remember those stories.
Speaker 7: I feel like we both probably did those stories as reporters.
Speaker 2: It started a long time ago.
Speaker 6: I had no idea text nine. I had no idea.
Speaker 7: I don't know if it's I would assume it's similar
Speaker 7: to what if you call nine one one on your
Speaker 7: cell phone, it goes through a central dispatch as opposed
Speaker 7: to being a local, like if you called from Atlanta,
Speaker 7: I see you're it goes to Burbank PD.
Speaker 2: But yeah, interesting, you can text nine one one.
Speaker 1: But kind of a move if you are a drug
Speaker 1: dealer to wear a shirt that says retired drug dealer.
Speaker 2: You throw them off your scent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 2: I used to be in that world. I've given it up.
Speaker 2: Here's number six. I got six, You got six, She
Speaker 2: given six, number six.
Speaker 9: There's six more weeks of later.
Speaker 5: What do you picture of me?
Speaker 9: A rabbi and six drunk and longshore?
Speaker 2: Are we just dig in a nursing home closer to us?
Speaker 7: I don't have to take that drink another six pack number?
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is uh, it's gonna be a good thing.
Speaker 7: This didn't go to court. The Metro Atlanta Police departments
Speaker 7: under scrutiny. This is College Park, Georgia. They arrested a
Speaker 7: man for a violent home invasion. Charles and Catherine dated once, uh,
Speaker 7: but haven't been in contact with each other for about
Speaker 7: two twenty years. According to a complaint from last summer, though,
Speaker 7: Catherine told the College Park, Georgia Police Department that Charles
Speaker 7: broke into her home, choked her, and then fled on foot.
Speaker 7: Now he's got a really, really good defense to that.
Speaker 7: He's been paralyzed for twenty five years and says there's
Speaker 7: no way that he would have been able to kick
Speaker 7: the door down, choke her and then run away on
Speaker 7: foot from that, says, I've been in a wheelchair for
Speaker 7: twenty five years.
Speaker 6: Why did she decide to frame him?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I do not know.
Speaker 7: She was at a dinner party the light of the
Speaker 7: alleged incident, and for nine months or he was at
Speaker 7: a dinner party and for nine months didn't even realize
Speaker 7: that he was the subject of an arrest warrant.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where you're thankful for your predicament,
Speaker 1: aren't you.
Speaker 2: I guess that's one way to look at it.
Speaker 1: Number whatever's name, number five, I have frus.
Speaker 2: We begin bombing in five minutes. Five this is the
Speaker 2: year five.
Speaker 8: Wid me a favorite, loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: Your kids ever play around with flatulent spray?
Speaker 6: What is that anyway? Is that just like a whoopee cushion?
Speaker 2: I think they did? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Or does it smell like it?
Speaker 2: It smells It's really awful. That is awful.
Speaker 1: Well, kids were playing around with this and they caused
Speaker 1: some chaos, some rumors after the night at the carnival.
Speaker 1: This was in Jennings Beach. I don't know where Jennings
Speaker 1: Beach is, Connecticut, Connecticut. At one point the police responded.
Speaker 1: A crowd was seen running from the beach, and so,
Speaker 1: as you can imagine, rumors starts spreading. What was going on, Well,
Speaker 1: there were no weapons, no physical altercations, no injuries, none
Speaker 1: of that. It was just a group of kids using
Speaker 1: the spart spray near the carnival exit that caused us.
Speaker 7: And over and over again, causing people to scream and
Speaker 7: run because it just smells awful.
Speaker 6: That would be a fun game to play in here.
Speaker 2: What's that.
Speaker 1: Like if I just started spraying a fart spray and
Speaker 1: just to see what your reaction is, because you think
Speaker 1: I'm like farting and it smells, and I think that
Speaker 1: you would play it off. Part of it is that
Speaker 1: it's an unnaturally bad smell. I don't think you would
Speaker 1: say anything. I don't even think your face would do
Speaker 1: what it's doing right now.
Speaker 2: I would call nine one one.
Speaker 1: Would you say something if you thought that I farted
Speaker 1: and you smelled it?
Speaker 7: I would suggest you go to the doctor, is probably
Speaker 7: what I would do.
Speaker 2: Would really if it smelled as bad.
Speaker 6: As you wouldn't just pretend nothing happened.
Speaker 7: No, it would not really No, No.
Speaker 1: Okay, well there's a level because we're friend of them.
Speaker 7: If you, hey, something happens and squeaks out, I wouldn't
Speaker 7: make a big deal out of it, like we're all human.
Speaker 2: But if you did something so.
Speaker 1: Bad, but maybe it wasn't that bad, but you smell it.
Speaker 1: There's something you smell and it's not roses. You would
Speaker 1: say something to somebody.
Speaker 2: If it was far spray.
Speaker 6: Yes, No, you don't know it's fart.
Speaker 9: Do you think it's just coming from me?
Speaker 2: Smell like fart? I mean it doesn't smell like normal human.
Speaker 6: You don't know what my what I smell like?
Speaker 7: I figure after this amount of time, okay, I've been
Speaker 7: able to.
Speaker 1: I will just go on the record and say if
Speaker 1: you farted and I smelled it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're recording right, I would ignore it, thank you,
Speaker 7: because I'm your friend. You've been ignoring it all day,
Speaker 7: all ten years. Here's number four or probably.
Speaker 12: On his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 4: This isn't the same world you.
Speaker 2: Left for speaking of?
Speaker 9: Is that what you can get doing us in your chair?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're kind of.
Speaker 9: Lifting yourself up a little bit.
Speaker 6: See, I can get some air underneath it.
Speaker 2: You got to get one ham higher?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, really, let me have it on that one.
Speaker 7: A guy identified in charge of this week with indecent
Speaker 7: exposure and later defenses. Sorry a lady A lady because
Speaker 7: she is accused of defecating on a car hood during
Speaker 7: a dispute with another.
Speaker 1: Her mugshot, she is so self satisfied. Did you see this?
Speaker 1: She's pretty like, yeah, I did poop. She's saying, I
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 6: That was me. I did it, and I do it again.
Speaker 6: That's what her mugshot said.
Speaker 7: She was frustrated with the other driver and having stomach issues,
Speaker 7: so she killed two birds with one stone, pulled around
Speaker 7: the silver sedan turn left when the other vehicle appeared
Speaker 7: to be following or she so foul, had an exchange
Speaker 7: with the other driver and then just crawled up on
Speaker 7: the hood.
Speaker 9: And that is awful.
Speaker 2: She said. It was a ghost poop.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine any scenario where you would poop on
Speaker 1: the hood of a car?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 9: Really?
Speaker 7: Oh, I mean no, here's number three, Security clearance level three.
Speaker 8: All three of the three. I got all three of
Speaker 8: you guys for the rest of your natural born live.
Speaker 9: After about three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 7: I mean, you don't think much about this, but there's
Speaker 7: got to be money everywhere, right Cruz in Alverd, Texas
Speaker 7: in Wise County had to clean up the mess after
Speaker 7: an eighteen wheeler overturned your Alverd High School Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2: Dimes eight million dimes were scattered all around the roadway.
Speaker 6: It's wilds.
Speaker 2: They had to shut that thing down.
Speaker 7: I've seen a dime in a really long time for
Speaker 7: more than twelve hours to recover all the loose change.
Speaker 1: Who uses change anymore? Yeah, I'm not saying it's bad.
Speaker 1: I just it's just hard to remember to even have it.
Speaker 2: Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 11: You two?
Speaker 15: We got two fingers one two two people and there's
Speaker 15: two sons and no women.
Speaker 2: I've never understoo.
Speaker 9: I don't either. I mean, I'm all ears.
Speaker 6: I want to know what goes on.
Speaker 1: But feet get people do a place sometimes, and good
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 9: Several real litors.
Speaker 1: In the Tampa Bay area have been complaining because there's
Speaker 1: a guy they think is targeting female real estate agents
Speaker 1: during home showings in order to touch their feet. There
Speaker 1: have been a number of similar accounts. They're not iding
Speaker 1: the man. The local news is not. But here's the deal.
Speaker 1: There's one woman, Angela, she's a realtor. She said the
Speaker 1: man told her there was an aunt on her foot
Speaker 1: before bending down and grabbing her shoe. She says, he
Speaker 1: bends down, he starts unbuckling my shoe and caressing my foot,
Speaker 1: and I just thought that was really weird. At the
Speaker 1: same time, he's fidgeting with his phone, petting my foot.
Speaker 1: I think he's trying to take some sort of video
Speaker 1: of my skirt. It was really alarming. It's okay to
Speaker 1: kick at that point, it's okay to fully kick. How
Speaker 1: do you not start laughing because it tickles. If some
Speaker 1: do like grabs your foot and starts to you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd laugh, I'd be like, what's going on, buddy,
Speaker 1: it's happening down there.
Speaker 2: There's number one weird, number.
Speaker 9: One to be scared.
Speaker 4: But number one?
Speaker 2: Are you the number one row?
Speaker 8: Number one?
Speaker 1: Number one, number one?
Speaker 6: H Denny.
Speaker 1: I remember driving down Denny Anyway, Denny Way, to get
Speaker 1: to the radio station in Seattle. Apparently there's a park there,
Speaker 1: Denny Blaine Park, and people are masturbating there.
Speaker 6: Rampant masturbation is what it's being labeled.
Speaker 7: Men sitting on the wall, sitting at the park in
Speaker 7: view of everything.
Speaker 9: What is it that they're taking a look at.
Speaker 7: It's sort of an unofficial nude beach in Seattle. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you got a water source. You got to be pretty
Speaker 7: desperate at that point to be it's it's beach in
Speaker 7: Seattle on a very different meaning public masturbation, doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah right?
Speaker 9: I mean, what do you guys see quick.
Speaker 6: Gas go around?
Speaker 1: What are the right condition I plations for public master base?
Speaker 7: We'll we'll have to bring that up on Monday. The
Speaker 7: John Cobelt Show is coming up.
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