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<v Speaker 1>I just finished listening to the latest Dom and Jerry show,

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<v Speaker 1>where they mock about with some new technology that allows

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<v Speaker 1>you to change your voice. I said, I'd given a

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<v Speaker 1>go myself. Let's see how it works. Oh good, heavens,

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<v Speaker 1>it certainly seems to be working. But one doesn't quite

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<v Speaker 1>have the time to be trifling on such trivial things.

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<v Speaker 1>One has a great, big, bloody chimney that one must

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<v Speaker 1>not to the ground before enjoying a refreshing pint of bitter. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just turn off this infernal machine. All that's better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see they.

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<v Speaker 2>Canishua, Hi, Jerry.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello Tom. That's the old fashion. We were translating her

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<v Speaker 3>here and.

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<v Speaker 2>There, No I did. I don't want to press it, Hi, everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to press it. There's a new option

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<v Speaker 2>after popping up on this lesson. It's voice translator. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a funny feel it'll know we're taking the pace

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<v Speaker 2>out of it, do you know, Because I won't sound

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<v Speaker 2>even though I'm very good at accents, I won't sound

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<v Speaker 2>like the zoom will got cut it out to fuck town?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean? They'll go so what

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<v Speaker 3>you're telling me, And indeed the listeners of the Tom

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<v Speaker 3>and Jerry Show. Where are you all keeping? Is that

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<v Speaker 3>there's a button on your panel there that's voice translator.

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<v Speaker 3>So you think that when you click that, you will

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<v Speaker 3>start talking and it will come through to me in

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<v Speaker 3>your chosen language.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I'll press it. Let's see what happened. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell me what language are okay? Me, I'm speaking. My

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<v Speaker 2>speaking language is English. What do you want? What do

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<v Speaker 2>you want? Japanese? Let's do Japanese.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do Japanese. Okay as well, let's do japan early

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<v Speaker 3>in the show.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm hi injur I canna there you go. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad you enjoyed that. A little translation there, Jair, what so?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're the Japanese show?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you hearing me in Japanese? I don't like it? Tom,

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<v Speaker 3>this is thrilling radio for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is this? Oh? This is incredible? Sounds like you

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to say, where's the bottom? You guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Stay nice? She got that.

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<v Speaker 3>I need help, Tom Toms.

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday Night by. You have to stop this. This is

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<v Speaker 2>too good. He actually, Tom, he actually he raised his

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<v Speaker 2>voice with you. Oh jeez, I just have to stop this.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to have to stop this. Sorry, apologies, that

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<v Speaker 2>was two children at work there. Mother of God.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I gotta tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to God, when you listen to that back,

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna love you in Japanese.

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<v Speaker 3>If that if that comes back across the podcast where

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<v Speaker 3>I'm speaking in Japanese to Tom, that's gonna be very funny.

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<v Speaker 3>If it comes back on the podcast where I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>speaking English, Dorm's passing himself, that's something nobody else can hear.

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<v Speaker 3>That's gonna also be hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm the only one getting this joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how the recording of this is going

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<v Speaker 2>to see. This is this is the thing we do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's we We just run with it. We didn't. I

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<v Speaker 2>literally found that beforehand, or mother, that was exciting. I

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<v Speaker 2>I do you know what, I do feel embarrassed sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>because I just literally came off the phone just before

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<v Speaker 2>this with my brother in law who lives in Central

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<v Speaker 2>Europe and he speaks five languages. Yes, now he lets

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<v Speaker 2>you know too. That's the that's the only thing. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the only thing like there. I'd love to know more languages.

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<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, I think it's almost like

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<v Speaker 2>the vegan effect, you know, the kind of way they'll

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<v Speaker 2>fuck can let you know like I was at I

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<v Speaker 2>told you as I tell you I was. I was

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<v Speaker 2>sitting beside the table full of Grailgoorers the other night

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<v Speaker 2>in the restaurant, and they all spoke Irish and heavily,

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<v Speaker 2>and they wouldn't even back it up for the girl

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<v Speaker 2>taking their order. Do you know she's taking an order

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen people and you're like, oh Jesus Christ, be me

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<v Speaker 2>and my gas.

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<v Speaker 3>I love, I love Irish and I love people that

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<v Speaker 3>can speak it.

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<v Speaker 2>But lads, you can wind it in. But we get it.

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<v Speaker 2>We get we get it. You're better than us, we

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<v Speaker 2>get it, we get it.

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<v Speaker 3>We're trash people.

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<v Speaker 2>What can we get?

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<v Speaker 3>We're absolutely trash. Maybe maybe the young lassie that's taking

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<v Speaker 3>your order, tell her that you want chicken and chips.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell her you want wings as a starter.

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<v Speaker 2>In English, please.

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<v Speaker 3>Love the Hiking, Love Shaking play.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you speak any other languages?

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<v Speaker 3>I know of other languages, only the love language. I

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<v Speaker 3>speak the language of podcasts and baby, oh wow, speaking

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<v Speaker 3>of which we we should probably start doing a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of podcast I mean, like, oh, you know, I love Gragnda,

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<v Speaker 3>but we've been talking more in Japanese and Irish than

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<v Speaker 3>anything else before we got into the show. And we've

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<v Speaker 3>got a fairly big week to get into.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you think will we busted into it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's get into it. YEA, let's do it, buddy,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get it. Get into it with a weekly what

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<v Speaker 3>have you. This is a very complicated case, mad, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of what have you, and a lot of strands to

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<v Speaker 3>keep in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, oh for fox, excuse it? Like we tried to

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<v Speaker 2>steer away from these scenarios. Do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't like talking about the same thing over and

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<v Speaker 3>over again? And if people listening to the Tom and

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<v Speaker 3>Jerry Show down through the years and we thank them,

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<v Speaker 3>they'll know we like to talk about a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 3>We like to talk about robots. We like to talk

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<v Speaker 3>the cars. I'd like to talk about robots again after

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<v Speaker 3>a little while. And every now and then we will

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<v Speaker 3>come all the way round to the sea and how

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<v Speaker 3>we do not like the sea, and how, in the

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<v Speaker 3>immortal words of Tom o'manny almost ten years ago, when

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<v Speaker 3>it comes to the sea, fill.

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<v Speaker 2>It into fuck. I got somebody very irate by saying

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<v Speaker 2>that the other day they'd hurt it on the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>and they weren't fully sure of the context. They didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know the long back story. They were like, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean filling into fuck? I was like, filling into

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<v Speaker 2>fuck begun, But there is no long backstory. Tom.

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<v Speaker 3>We were we were sitting looking out of the sea

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<v Speaker 3>and black rock. You pointed at the sea and said,

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<v Speaker 3>you see all that. You know what I do with it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? But what I think the way they picked it

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<v Speaker 2>up was like, just like that mid mid sentence in

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<v Speaker 2>the mid podcast very recently where I said fill it

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<v Speaker 2>into fuck. This is a person who absolutely adoors driving

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<v Speaker 2>from inland Tipperary to the coast in traffic, in heat,

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<v Speaker 2>kids sweating ice cream, stucks in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>They're in heat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well they're in heat, send stuck all over every

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<v Speaker 2>fucking thing, only just to convince themselves and their neighbors

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<v Speaker 2>that they had a really good time. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>see you did, Yeah you did. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well listen, if you go down to the sea today,

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<v Speaker 3>you're in for a big fucking surprise. You go into

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<v Speaker 3>the Pacific Ocean. Every now and then, folks like I say,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just like our hatred of the sea is justified.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna read you a headline. I sent it to Tom,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just sent him the headline and said fill

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<v Speaker 3>it in to fuck and.

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<v Speaker 2>For those and for those in the back. I'll repeat

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<v Speaker 2>it again if we goz on the back. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>A headline in Popular Mechanics dot com and in need

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<v Speaker 3>various other places. So we have verified this. Four black

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<v Speaker 3>eggs surfaced from the dark heart of the ocean with

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<v Speaker 3>alien creatures inside.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, for folk's sake, listen, I'm gonna just say a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of things here.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom, If you find a dark egg anywhere, leave it there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, live it off, Live it off. It's a delicacy

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<v Speaker 2>in some areas, in some places, all right, jerdy to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about it, you know they lead they'll use squeez

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<v Speaker 2>ink or whatever, the dyeing egg. No, they found four

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<v Speaker 2>jet black egg glactless egg things stock to a rock

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<v Speaker 2>five thousand meters or five thousand met yeah, five thousand

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<v Speaker 2>and five fucking kilometers. What are you doing down there?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you going five kilometers?

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<v Speaker 3>Are looking for?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you looking for? What are you hoping to find?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you go down there and you'll dispel any fun

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<v Speaker 2>myths like you found Atlantis. You're just gonna and find

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<v Speaker 2>horrific things that are eventually going to end the planet.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what that?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what? They always say, like they get

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<v Speaker 3>so they get so pleased with themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>These marine biologists.

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<v Speaker 3>They say, oh, actually, you know, we know more about

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<v Speaker 3>the surface of Mars than we do. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, Lad's keep it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because they found these a type of flatworm. They

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<v Speaker 2>call it a flat worm, which they say so strange.

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<v Speaker 2>These guys normally live with much shallower waters. Yeah, did

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<v Speaker 2>they live inside black eggs stuck to sorry, a chunk

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<v Speaker 2>of wood that they found five kilometers down For the

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<v Speaker 2>Americans in the audience, that's three point two kilometer or

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<v Speaker 2>miles down. Yeah, no business going down there. If delighted

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<v Speaker 2>that they found these things, let's bring I tell you

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<v Speaker 2>what we did, Let's bring them up. Let's bring them

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<v Speaker 2>up to the surface.

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<v Speaker 3>It means not to nobody, but that's from my house

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<v Speaker 3>to the Blanche Center. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't walk it, as you You wouldn't fucking walk it.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoever it was the editor on that particular piece because

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<v Speaker 3>someone else did the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Alien species inside.

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<v Speaker 3>They had the there's a bit of the sequesce DSV

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<v Speaker 3>about the whole thing. They're they're Babylon five people with

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<v Speaker 3>alien creatures inside. What they mean to say is that

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<v Speaker 3>the creatures are not known to live in that particular habitat.

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<v Speaker 3>They are alien to the area, Yes they are not.

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<v Speaker 3>What we would know is being extra terrestrials.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you find Jerry in Johannesburg exactly, but and

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<v Speaker 2>he's going around going hey, you actually you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>something would be.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, but it SNDS like Sting in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>In the same sense, I'd be fairly suspicious of a

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a German Bridefelw I'd meet in Johannesburg two though,

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<v Speaker 2>and he'd be.

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<v Speaker 3>Fairly suspicious about any fucking egg that's five mile down

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<v Speaker 3>down down in the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom.

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<v Speaker 3>To be honest with you, leave it there. God don't

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<v Speaker 3>want you down there. Yeah, leave it be.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, can I describe what Tokyo University of It's the

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<v Speaker 2>Hockey Idol University. This guy's on the filter again there

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<v Speaker 2>for I did so. This is I'm assuming he's a

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<v Speaker 2>doctor or maybe at this day's professor where you lose

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<v Speaker 2>because his name is Kii Kayo call Kako, So I

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four stood about the discovery in the Journal for

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm I don't know. Should I bother down

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<v Speaker 2>the accent because it's so good and am I confused?

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<v Speaker 2>not say we did. Okay, No, I'm not. I love

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<v Speaker 2>the Japanese accent.

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<v Speaker 3>But the only love having a podcast. Tom look it.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's out comes out comes, uh kaichi and he says,

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<v Speaker 2>under a sterry microsope, which is a right small one,

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<v Speaker 2>I caught one of them. Of course you did. Of

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<v Speaker 2>Prometheus fucking underpants here and milky liquid like thing leaked

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<v Speaker 2>realize that it was a cocoon of platty hell mints.

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<v Speaker 2>Now has anybody I ingested one of them?

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<v Speaker 3>give me salt water.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, look at. I don't like to get racial on

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<v Speaker 3>Right, but I don't like you getting rachel on them either.

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<v Speaker 2>I e. Kaiju, fucking Pacific rim. You name the version

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<v Speaker 2>of Godzilla, I've seen it because a big Godzilla fan

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<v Speaker 2>this house. I'm telling you right now, one thing shit

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<v Speaker 2>the watch of the Japanese. Yes, then shit like if

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<v Speaker 2>those yokes are found between Wexford and Wales, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>the Pacific Ocean, you know this story has been told before.

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<v Speaker 3>Jar and not for nothing as well. If you're off

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<v Speaker 3>the coast of Bikini atoll or any of them places,

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<v Speaker 3>Like there is not for nothing a little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>RADII active soup floating around in the water, So you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, SpongeBob is from there, for folk's sake.

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<v Speaker 3>Like all you want to do is just like all

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<v Speaker 3>your man wanted to do was just like hiccup and

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<v Speaker 3>drop it on the ground and it just sort of

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<v Speaker 3>pissed everywhere, like the green stuff in the rock, and

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<v Speaker 3>it starts melting from the inside out.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how pro media started. They all, yeah, climbs

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<v Speaker 2>in through your eye and then before you know it,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got, you know, an extra claw grown out where

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<v Speaker 2>your flute was, and now you're trying to kill the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the lab. Yeah, like that's where it begins

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<v Speaker 3>Yeaps, this is just Resident Evil all over again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, Resident Evil all over again. Suffered, sweet

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<v Speaker 3>They are with They are delighted as as these men

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<v Speaker 3>of sayings always are. They are delighted with themselves. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you know who they are? They're like Miles Dice and

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<v Speaker 3>tapping away in his computer, going like I'm having a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking great time. We found a chip at work. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a little broken, but God damn it, we're bringing

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<v Speaker 3>it back to life. We're having a wonderful time. And

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<v Speaker 3>then all of a sudden he's making terminators and ruining

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<v Speaker 3>the world. That's what these lads are doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm.

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<v Speaker 3>So like deadly, we found like a We found it

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<v Speaker 3>like a little egg, not where it was supposed to be,

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<v Speaker 3>in a place that God did not intend us to go.

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<v Speaker 3>And then like twelve months later, Japan stomped on by

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<v Speaker 3>a cloverfield monster.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this was another bit where it said unsure what

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<v Speaker 2>these eggs were University of Tokyo Marines or a searcher, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and no Ricano who is at the controls of the

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<v Speaker 2>r V at the time, I guess, and you know

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<v Speaker 2>the deep sea machine claw machine to retrieve us the egg.

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<v Speaker 2>She says. Although most of the eggs were torn and empty,

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<v Speaker 2>at least four of them remained intact, and Kano sent

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<v Speaker 2>these undisturbed specimens to a team of a verteber biologists.

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<v Speaker 3>Grace okay, well, seen a movie before time. I know

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<v Speaker 3>what's about to happen here. The mother is going to

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<v Speaker 3>come to reclaim her children that you have stolen.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly what the fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you not have?

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<v Speaker 2>Netflix? In Japan. Clearly not they have Jesus Christ. Like

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<v Speaker 2>you've been making Godzilla movies since they looked shit, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? Looked like a fella in

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<v Speaker 2>the paper Mashe outfit kicking over your cities and ripping

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<v Speaker 2>down your pilons back since the sixties. And you can't

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<v Speaker 2>see this how this one pans out Like if they found,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a strange looking platypus, they found, if they

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<v Speaker 2>found a mammal of some sort, I go, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>but you found clearly something that comes from an egg.

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<v Speaker 2>Reptiles come from an egg, Dear Kaiju, come from eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, look.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what doesn't come from eggs?

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Koalas, Now you're talking, Yeah, now you're talking. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>here we are thinking. The scariest thing on the planet

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<v Speaker 2>is the honey badger. Do you know what the honey

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<v Speaker 2>badger does? Mind his own fucking business, wandering around the place,

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<v Speaker 2>just eating snakes and stuff. These fucking bolloxes went fucking

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<v Speaker 2>three and a half miles under the ocean to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>We need to give you one question, Tom, Let me

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<v Speaker 3>give you one question and then we'll move off this subject. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>So even all the way down to the bottom of

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<v Speaker 3>the bottom of the world to find weird eggs that

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't think would be there, and you brought them

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<v Speaker 3>back up you discovered it was a mysterious type of flatworm. Correct, wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>So fucking what what now? What are you going to

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<v Speaker 3>use that for? What's all that effort for. See, they're

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<v Speaker 3>not mad at you, buddy, I'm just mad.

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<v Speaker 2>See I don't I don't want inhibiting. I'm not one

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<v Speaker 2>of these people that says, no inhibit all, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>creativity moving forward?

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<v Speaker 3>Are they are these cancer solving flatworms? Is this like

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<v Speaker 3>a massive leap forward or is it just one of

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<v Speaker 3>these ones where you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, hah, look at that this you see they do?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? This is now? This is if ever I

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<v Speaker 2>saw it, shovel and fucking light into dark corners. This

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<v Speaker 2>is the kind of stuff like getting the government contract

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<v Speaker 2>to keep lads busy. Do you know they used to

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<v Speaker 2>they like they land the gentry used to build a

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<v Speaker 2>folly every so often, you know, they build up a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking you know, an obelisk or whatever out in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of killed there somewhere, some fielding. And it was

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<v Speaker 2>only just to keep the fucking grunt irish at work.

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<v Speaker 2>Just keep them fucking busy doing something to be at

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I'm seeing this ship now, they like they're

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<v Speaker 2>not bringing it back up going Finally we found the

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<v Speaker 2>holy grail of fucking you know, life extension.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't even they didn't even find something that we're

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<v Speaker 3>looking for. They just kind of were like, huh, they

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<v Speaker 3>were surprised. They were surprised as you me, to find

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what these are? Now? These are the

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<v Speaker 2>middle aisle in little Morality, you go, they went down

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<v Speaker 2>there looking for I'm hoping they got funded to go

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<v Speaker 2>down there to look for something specific. Let's try and

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<v Speaker 2>find a new type of shark, some cool shit that

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<v Speaker 2>we can just just tell people about. Oh class, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>It's an impact driver and a fucking black egg stuck

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<v Speaker 2>to a lump of wood five mile five kilometers down here.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's buy the impact. Oh fuck, you gotta buy the

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<v Speaker 2>battery as well. That let's just take the four eggs

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<v Speaker 2>there for not take the four eggs, and let's caut

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<v Speaker 2>them open and watch the milky fluid pour out, and

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<v Speaker 2>then some sort of tiny flatworms.

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<v Speaker 3>Wiggle all over your fucking brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Your egg guard guard dish, and you know we'll do

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<v Speaker 2>We'll leave the fucking fridge unlocked that you put it in,

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<v Speaker 2>and then wander on out, so that the unwilling security

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<v Speaker 2>guard who's trying to chat up you want at the

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<v Speaker 2>front desk during the night shift, is sipping a something

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<v Speaker 2>coffee and as he does, and he's checking the bottom

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<v Speaker 2>of it, and he's gotten three aces a big fucking

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<v Speaker 2>alien tapeworm, fucking spike goes straight through the bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>the cup and up through his fucking head. And now

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<v Speaker 2>that thing takes the shape of him and walks out

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<v Speaker 2>and steals a motorbike.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just just just you know, and then give it

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<v Speaker 3>six months time. You know whose problem it is? Your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, as night follows day, as the night follows day,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get away from these fucking things.

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<v Speaker 2>Seric Can I can I close off with one thing

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<v Speaker 2>and that more? No one, No, it's quite simply my

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<v Speaker 2>my closing statement as always when it comes to these

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<v Speaker 2>kind of things. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you gotta, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gotta be said. But filling into fuck, fill it into fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. If we sold March, we have t shirts would

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<v Speaker 3>fill it into funck on it.

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<v Speaker 2>We should totally do that. I bet a I could

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<v Speaker 2>probably do that for us right now, filling into.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck an artist.

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose you know, I'd sooner pay an artist atually. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's sooner pay an artist to do. Yeah, we've got

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<v Speaker 2>any good artists out there?

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you right this minute time, we don't have

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<v Speaker 3>artists paying money between us.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'll tell you what we do have.

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<v Speaker 3>We have the next segment of the show where we

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<v Speaker 3>stopped talking about this ladd and those lads and the

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<v Speaker 3>other lads and talk about this lad.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there's that guy and the high altitude.

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<v Speaker 3>This lad and he had company.

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<v Speaker 2>They hated hated a couple of prize ballockses here.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I am surprised that you did not like these people,

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<v Speaker 3>because you know, I would have thought that there's like

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<v Speaker 3>a level of daring do shall we say? But you're

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<v Speaker 3>not the daring do no?

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<v Speaker 2>But again tis like the fucking eggs of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the point of it?

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<v Speaker 3>All?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>You know the people that filled the people in there

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<v Speaker 2>who were essentially they were talking about those two daredevil

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<v Speaker 2>climbers from last week in New York City up on

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<v Speaker 2>the Empire State Building. They pulled off a stunt, this couple,

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<v Speaker 2>where they climbed to the very top of the radio antenna,

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<v Speaker 2>the radio antennas I think thirteen hundred feet up in

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<v Speaker 2>the air and now we'll speaking feet because it's America,

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<v Speaker 2>and they do like you know, old fashioned measuring ship,

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<v Speaker 2>so they thirteen hundred feet. This this couple who are

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<v Speaker 2>who are?

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<v Speaker 3>As? They report every now and then in Ireland known

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<v Speaker 3>to the Guardy.

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<v Speaker 2>They are known to the Guardian, but they're known to

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<v Speaker 2>everybody these foxtair when you're looking at you do you

426
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<v Speaker 2>might have known him? There? Angela Nicola and Ivan Good.

427
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<v Speaker 2>This numb off right. They're not from Limerick. They're they're

428
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<v Speaker 2>they're of Russian origin, these two, and this is their ship.

429
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<v Speaker 2>He's a trained like they're trained. They both are trained

430
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<v Speaker 2>Russian circus artists and they've been doing this kind of

431
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<v Speaker 2>ship all over the world but with permission, right, So

432
00:21:55.880 --> 00:21:57.599
<v Speaker 2>this was kind of the thing before they.

433
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<v Speaker 3>Were in the second Yeah, there was there was.

434
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<v Speaker 2>Like they had a show back, like there was a

435
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<v Speaker 2>show made and a documentary following them called Skywalker's a

436
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<v Speaker 2>Love Story.

437
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<v Speaker 3>So these these are these are and a time oral

438
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<v Speaker 3>tradition of people that would just climb buildings. Tom, We've

439
00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:15.799
<v Speaker 3>all heard stories of the human spider and the fucking

440
00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:16.440
<v Speaker 3>the French.

441
00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

442
00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:20.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the French guy tightrope walking between the two towers.

443
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<v Speaker 3>The twin towers A beg, pardon two towers is typing.

444
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<v Speaker 3>He wasn't walking between barrad Or and sarah Man's gap.

445
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<v Speaker 2>I'm above the ox. Oh that's both brilliant and fucking nerdy,

446
00:22:42.799 --> 00:22:44.480
<v Speaker 2>all at the same time that I'm kind of happy

447
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<v Speaker 2>and raging, And I totally get that he alienated of

448
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<v Speaker 2>our audience.

449
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<v Speaker 3>But it.

450
00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Was a Lord of the Rings reference there, that's listen.

451
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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So so so, these these people are known to

452
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<v Speaker 3>the authorities for this kind of ship, and in their

453
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<v Speaker 3>latest active daring, do they climbed up the Empire State Building?

454
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<v Speaker 3>I have questions?

455
00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:09.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fire away.

456
00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:12.039
<v Speaker 3>So I've been on top of I've been lucky enough

457
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<v Speaker 3>in my life to have been on top of the

458
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<v Speaker 3>Empire State Building.

459
00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:15.960
<v Speaker 2>And they make.

460
00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:20.720
<v Speaker 3>It to the average person completely impossible to go any

461
00:23:20.799 --> 00:23:24.039
<v Speaker 3>further than the observation deck. Okay, so to get any

462
00:23:24.079 --> 00:23:25.880
<v Speaker 3>for it, like, you know, because you can't just be

463
00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:32.599
<v Speaker 3>fucking jumping off doing that ship. They circumvented all of

464
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<v Speaker 3>this to get past the observation deck up onto the

465
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<v Speaker 3>antenna and then climb up.

466
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<v Speaker 2>The rest of it.

467
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<v Speaker 3>Ah, they say they had no permission to do this.

468
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<v Speaker 3>My spidy senses, tingling tom something tells me they had.

469
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<v Speaker 2>Some little bit of a go ahead. They reckon well

470
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<v Speaker 2>and shake deal. Perhaps what security security services have? I

471
00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:59.519
<v Speaker 2>said that they reckon well, they saw the lock on

472
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<v Speaker 2>the one hundred and second floor was actually broken, but

473
00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:05.480
<v Speaker 2>they reckon They couldn't commit. They must have snuck in

474
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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the tour the night before, which

475
00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:12.200
<v Speaker 2>is where all good heightst movies, you know, which is

476
00:24:12.240 --> 00:24:15.799
<v Speaker 2>where all good heightst movies begin, Where you get in

477
00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:17.880
<v Speaker 2>the night before and you close it quietly behind you.

478
00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:21.160
<v Speaker 2>So that's what they reckon they did. And then there's

479
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<v Speaker 2>a hatch then up on the one hundred and fourth floor,

480
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<v Speaker 2>and you can put at that stage is probably not

481
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<v Speaker 2>a ton scure at that point because you shouldn't have

482
00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:33.559
<v Speaker 2>gotten through the hundred and second So yeah, they reckon

483
00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:35.839
<v Speaker 2>they got in the night before. But I was thinking

484
00:24:35.880 --> 00:24:38.680
<v Speaker 2>the same thing because do you know what these do?

485
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<v Speaker 2>You know what they are there? And this is not

486
00:24:40.079 --> 00:24:43.079
<v Speaker 2>getting completely out the fense and closing it, closing the story.

487
00:24:43.680 --> 00:24:49.039
<v Speaker 2>They were an unbelievable distraction for about about twelve or

488
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<v Speaker 2>thirteen hours on American TV. And I'm always suspicious because

489
00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:57.559
<v Speaker 2>American TV is crooked in every fucking direction. There's a

490
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<v Speaker 2>week there was a weird amount of Ah, sure, look

491
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<v Speaker 2>at do you know what I mean?

492
00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:04.279
<v Speaker 3>Do you think this was You think this was just

493
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:07.279
<v Speaker 3>like key's key's being dangled in front of her face?

494
00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:10.359
<v Speaker 2>I think I think they don't distract a cat. I

495
00:25:10.400 --> 00:25:14.160
<v Speaker 2>think some Middle Eastern country had been fucking raised to

496
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<v Speaker 2>the ground Cromwellian style, only with fucking nukes, or there

497
00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:21.920
<v Speaker 2>was some new fucking scabby bill being passed. Do you

498
00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:22.319
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean?

499
00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:25.119
<v Speaker 3>Where that's miserable, They're going to steal the marrow out

500
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<v Speaker 3>of your bones. Mitch McConnell had collapsed on the floor

501
00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:33.640
<v Speaker 3>of the Senate. Yeah, carried out weekend at Bernie's style

502
00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:36.839
<v Speaker 3>and point the fucking camera somewhere else.

503
00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:37.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

504
00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:39.480
<v Speaker 3>They unfolded the banner at the top of this tarror

505
00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:41.799
<v Speaker 3>tom like. They didn't just go up and pass around above.

506
00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:45.839
<v Speaker 3>And it must be said that these are this is

507
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<v Speaker 3>a couple.

508
00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:47.599
<v Speaker 2>It's a couple.

509
00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:48.160
<v Speaker 3>They're married.

510
00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:51.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they are married and they're both of Russian descent,

511
00:25:51.839 --> 00:25:55.279
<v Speaker 2>which is kind of hilarious in one way by all

512
00:25:55.319 --> 00:25:57.640
<v Speaker 2>accounts that opened. I don't know what that open dialogue,

513
00:25:57.680 --> 00:26:00.359
<v Speaker 2>because it would seem two days later Trump and Putting

514
00:26:00.400 --> 00:26:02.720
<v Speaker 2>had a ninety minute call on the phone, So I

515
00:26:02.759 --> 00:26:07.000
<v Speaker 2>don't know. You'll see crazy bustards from since Petersburg, the

516
00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:10.000
<v Speaker 2>very good climbers and know, well, would you have to

517
00:26:10.039 --> 00:26:14.640
<v Speaker 2>do any better claimber? You know buildings like I do?

518
00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:19.759
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's it smells like the the the security firm.

519
00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:23.119
<v Speaker 2>And this is what kind of throws me. I work

520
00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:28.279
<v Speaker 2>for a very big security firm in America and they

521
00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:30.720
<v Speaker 2>were they were called Pinkerton. They've been the old security

522
00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:37.119
<v Speaker 2>firm Pinkerton. But this security firm just gonna put it

523
00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:40.880
<v Speaker 2>out there. Their name is Doyle Security Services, which to

524
00:26:40.960 --> 00:26:44.000
<v Speaker 2>me sounds more like a security services that look after

525
00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:47.599
<v Speaker 2>building sites in bray. You know, now I'm not I'm

526
00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:54.480
<v Speaker 2>not undermining Doyle Security Services, but if I know, Paddy,

527
00:26:53.720 --> 00:26:58.480
<v Speaker 2>a few pounds, could you could turn on a plank?

528
00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:02.680
<v Speaker 3>We're we're thinking kind of like the fixes in a

529
00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:08.039
<v Speaker 3>little bit. The Pinkertons are a the agency that's hundreds

530
00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:08.640
<v Speaker 3>of years old.

531
00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

532
00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:12.960
<v Speaker 3>And I remember in the TV show Deadwood, the only

533
00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:16.440
<v Speaker 3>al Sweringen was afraid of was the Pinkerton's coming to

534
00:27:16.519 --> 00:27:20.599
<v Speaker 3>Deadwood and fucking kicking off Pinkerton's no mess around even

535
00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:22.960
<v Speaker 3>to this day. They unfolded the banner. They got to

536
00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:26.319
<v Speaker 3>the very tip top of the antenna, and the unfurled

537
00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:28.839
<v Speaker 3>banner that said, when the power of love beats the

538
00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:35.799
<v Speaker 3>love of power, the world will know peace. Yeah. Yeah,

539
00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:39.599
<v Speaker 3>it's nice rhymes, you know.

540
00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:45.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean here's the thing, as you know, don't

541
00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:47.920
<v Speaker 2>have to get too judge here, but like they climbed

542
00:27:47.960 --> 00:27:49.559
<v Speaker 2>up there, they're giving it all the big one, like

543
00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:51.680
<v Speaker 2>they love each other and all the rest of it.

544
00:27:53.359 --> 00:27:56.759
<v Speaker 2>You put any other lens on that situation, and I'm

545
00:27:56.799 --> 00:27:58.960
<v Speaker 2>not getting into it right but people will know what

546
00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about. But you put to any other lens

547
00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:06.519
<v Speaker 2>other than two. Yeah, no healthy at white attractive white

548
00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:08.839
<v Speaker 2>people on top of the Empire state.

549
00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:10.599
<v Speaker 3>Banner.

550
00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, on furling a black banner with white writing like

551
00:28:16.880 --> 00:28:22.559
<v Speaker 2>my image media. I mean, you're just having a Toyota

552
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:24.559
<v Speaker 2>high looks at the bottom of the this, you know

553
00:28:24.599 --> 00:28:27.039
<v Speaker 2>what I mean, That's all I'm saying, and called the

554
00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:31.599
<v Speaker 2>prayer have been played over every they would have been vaporized.

555
00:28:31.640 --> 00:28:33.480
<v Speaker 2>They wouldn't even have to hit the ground. They would

556
00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:34.720
<v Speaker 2>be fucking vaporized.

557
00:28:35.079 --> 00:28:38.680
<v Speaker 3>The snipers that are always on the rooftops of New

558
00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:44.400
<v Speaker 3>York buildings. As a matter of course. Yeah, now, time

559
00:28:44.440 --> 00:28:46.599
<v Speaker 3>I got a crackh on one thing, don't I don't

560
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:48.400
<v Speaker 3>like to correct anybody, but I got to crack on

561
00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:51.200
<v Speaker 3>one thing. They are not a married couple, but they

562
00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:56.000
<v Speaker 3>will soon be because they got engaged, full, full throated

563
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:59.079
<v Speaker 3>kneel down ring on the finger job while on the

564
00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:02.200
<v Speaker 3>antenna up the way. You're gonna tell me that's not

565
00:29:02.240 --> 00:29:02.599
<v Speaker 3>the case.

566
00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:04.640
<v Speaker 2>It's not. I don't think it is the case. And

567
00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:06.640
<v Speaker 2>that's why I was playing you down the down, the down,

568
00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:10.839
<v Speaker 2>the down the avenue there, because did I not see

569
00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:12.559
<v Speaker 2>her with a ring on her finger? You did know?

570
00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:15.039
<v Speaker 2>They pulled up, they did the whole kneel down fucking thing.

571
00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:17.559
<v Speaker 2>You know they would be mine? Ok?

572
00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:18.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I.

573
00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Did the whole thing. But some news station had cornered

574
00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:28.960
<v Speaker 2>his out Ado who built libbins, and he went, yeah,

575
00:29:29.079 --> 00:29:30.240
<v Speaker 2>let's say be married years.

576
00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:35.480
<v Speaker 3>This is just this is just fucking sneaky, fucking Russian bass.

577
00:29:35.640 --> 00:29:38.519
<v Speaker 2>This is just an ol stunt. They got they got

578
00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:41.519
<v Speaker 2>married in see Petersburg years ago. This is just an

579
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:44.359
<v Speaker 2>ould stunt to give him a chance. Cause here's the thing,

580
00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:47.559
<v Speaker 2>ger if anybody goes and watch the documentary on Netflix,

581
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:50.960
<v Speaker 2>you'll find out they've been climbing the world's tallest buildings

582
00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:53.960
<v Speaker 2>for fucking years and they hadn't nailed the Empire State.

583
00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:58.000
<v Speaker 2>And here's the thing as a couple of Russians, Jeno,

584
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying right now, it's red hot. It might

585
00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:07.119
<v Speaker 2>have sat too well. If the application went in to

586
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:10.440
<v Speaker 2>climb the Empire State, they figured they probably would have

587
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:12.519
<v Speaker 2>been shut down. And they come out the back end

588
00:30:12.519 --> 00:30:15.720
<v Speaker 2>of it, you're saying it was just pure love. It

589
00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:20.440
<v Speaker 2>was for love. We love you very very much. And

590
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:24.319
<v Speaker 2>the judge turned around with you fucking coupled the scullywags.

591
00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:26.640
<v Speaker 2>I tell you one thing now, I tell you one

592
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:27.599
<v Speaker 2>thing though, only that.

593
00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Was amazing that they were just like, yeah, mad.

594
00:30:31.559 --> 00:30:35.359
<v Speaker 2>About the two after that, now that your two gas fuckers,

595
00:30:35.640 --> 00:30:38.519
<v Speaker 2>look at you broke the lock, you know, breaking an entry.

596
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:40.319
<v Speaker 2>It was burglary, and you do a.

597
00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:42.640
<v Speaker 5>Few pounds and you after pulling off one of the

598
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:46.599
<v Speaker 5>most disgraceful safety fucking violations, in New York City in

599
00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:50.279
<v Speaker 5>the last couple of years, and you did accost the

600
00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:57.519
<v Speaker 5>city probably a few million in in in helicopters, in disruption,

601
00:30:57.720 --> 00:30:59.839
<v Speaker 5>having to shut down streets never around the place.

602
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which you know what we'll do. We we would

603
00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:06.680
<v Speaker 2>put you on supervised release there for a couple of weeks, LEDs.

604
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:10.119
<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you something, the fucking very best to

605
00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:12.279
<v Speaker 2>look at you and hey, I have a hat if

606
00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:14.240
<v Speaker 2>you're looking to send out the invite. I'm just saying,

607
00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:16.759
<v Speaker 2>you know, and I could.

608
00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:19.640
<v Speaker 3>It's amazing because the only parallel I have to it

609
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:22.759
<v Speaker 3>is like you know, when you see these these lads

610
00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:26.079
<v Speaker 3>for Fathers for Justice climb up onto the fountain and

611
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:29.160
<v Speaker 3>Trafalgar Square, I'm in a half an air their taser

612
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:32.720
<v Speaker 3>debates and pulled off into a wagon with getting the

613
00:31:32.839 --> 00:31:34.480
<v Speaker 3>ship swamped out of themselves.

614
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Yea.

615
00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:37.279
<v Speaker 3>And they get stressed up as because they want to

616
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:42.039
<v Speaker 3>see the kids three days a week again, get up

617
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:45.160
<v Speaker 3>and fucking do whatever they want. Yeah, we we we

618
00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:47.640
<v Speaker 3>We like a scofflaw on the Tom and Jerry Show.

619
00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:51.759
<v Speaker 3>We like this lad generally every now and then something

620
00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:53.519
<v Speaker 3>just smells a little bit.

621
00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Of it, does Yeah, that's where I'm at on that one.

622
00:31:56.680 --> 00:32:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I I'm glad, I'm glad you picked it, but we

623
00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:04.440
<v Speaker 2>couldn't and we could not talk about it because it

624
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.640
<v Speaker 2>was such a big story or whatever. But the reading

625
00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:11.279
<v Speaker 2>of it at no point was anybody halfway suspicious, and

626
00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:14.039
<v Speaker 2>it just read plainly as this is what they got,

627
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:15.680
<v Speaker 2>this is what they did, and this is why they

628
00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:20.759
<v Speaker 2>did it. There was no like deep journalism went these

629
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:28.240
<v Speaker 2>two cons after costing the city millions, because to fart

630
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:30.599
<v Speaker 2>on a street in New York, you'd be guaranteed they've

631
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:33.400
<v Speaker 2>stopped traffic and everything around the building, like oh yeah,

632
00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:35.759
<v Speaker 2>and you know, like that's Fifth Avenue it's on, isn't it.

633
00:32:36.119 --> 00:32:39.839
<v Speaker 2>If I'm remember, yeah, it's near to all of historia,

634
00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Like it's like it is the street in New York

635
00:32:42.839 --> 00:32:45.960
<v Speaker 2>because main Street, do you know, like it is I'm

636
00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:49.759
<v Speaker 2>guessing Amaze is like this, it's main Street.

637
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:53.880
<v Speaker 3>Shut that down. Even if it's like the even if

638
00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:57.559
<v Speaker 3>it's the building that has like the the Staples copy

639
00:32:57.640 --> 00:32:59.319
<v Speaker 3>place in it. You can't climb up on the roof

640
00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:00.519
<v Speaker 3>of that either, No.

641
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:04.279
<v Speaker 2>And you can't because and not that not that they

642
00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:07.039
<v Speaker 2>get like overly give a rattling fuck about you that's

643
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:11.160
<v Speaker 2>your own business. But it's what you It's not that

644
00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:14.920
<v Speaker 2>you're up there, it's when you're not up there, it's

645
00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:18.480
<v Speaker 2>and you've hit the deck. And who you fucking take

646
00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:20.799
<v Speaker 2>with you? Do you know you're gonna you know, it's

647
00:33:20.920 --> 00:33:23.240
<v Speaker 2>going to take a bus of orphans with you.

648
00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:25.720
<v Speaker 3>You're going to take card out?

649
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:30.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, and there's two two little fucking absolute minds

650
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:34.240
<v Speaker 2>falling out of the sky. So you guaranteed for a

651
00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:36.920
<v Speaker 2>few hours. But I shut the street down, divert traffic,

652
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:40.480
<v Speaker 2>and that doesn't cost the tens of thousands. And when

653
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:43.160
<v Speaker 2>you're in a city like New York, that costs millions

654
00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:47.000
<v Speaker 2>because they'll be business is putting in for loss of earnings.

655
00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:50.039
<v Speaker 2>Like if you have the Apple store and now all

656
00:33:50.039 --> 00:33:52.599
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, nobody's allowed to pass the front door

657
00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:53.880
<v Speaker 2>of the Apple store for four.

658
00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:55.359
<v Speaker 3>Hours, somebody's got to pay for that time.

659
00:33:55.359 --> 00:33:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Somebody's paying for that, I can promise.

660
00:33:57.000 --> 00:33:59.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, listen, I'm going to tell you what we're

661
00:33:59.200 --> 00:34:01.200
<v Speaker 3>going to do. Tom We're gonna motor on with the

662
00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:04.240
<v Speaker 3>last segment of the show, which also involves a highly

663
00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:11.599
<v Speaker 3>expensive wedding ring adjacent event in New York City. This week,

664
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:14.599
<v Speaker 3>it got us thinking, and it got us reminiscent with

665
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:17.320
<v Speaker 3>the final segment of the show we call We Remember

666
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:20.480
<v Speaker 3>When when I was a young lad twenty or thirty

667
00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:23.559
<v Speaker 3>or forty years ago. Tom. Of course. The other event

668
00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:27.639
<v Speaker 3>was Taylor Swift's wedding in Madison Square Garden, like not

669
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:32.280
<v Speaker 3>near Madison Square Garden. They rented out the entire freaking

670
00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:36.360
<v Speaker 3>building and filled it with a thousand guests, which I

671
00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.639
<v Speaker 3>gotta tell you, I don't know them all by name,

672
00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:42.840
<v Speaker 3>but of the thousand of them, I'd say about nine hundreds.

673
00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:46.159
<v Speaker 3>And they completely shut down the whole town in New

674
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:49.159
<v Speaker 3>York just for their own little weddings and muzzletob may

675
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:53.159
<v Speaker 3>a thousand blossoms bloom. I'm happy for the blushing bride

676
00:34:53.199 --> 00:34:55.840
<v Speaker 3>and groom. Wonderful she is she.

677
00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:58.679
<v Speaker 2>To become Taylor Kelson. Now is it Kelso or Kelsey

678
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Kelsey football? He is Travis Kelcey Kelsey Kelcey. Correct us

679
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:08.199
<v Speaker 2>in the comments. He's doesn't seem he seems to have

680
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:10.400
<v Speaker 2>taken one too many blows to the head, but he

681
00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:12.920
<v Speaker 2>definitely landed on his feet here or marry.

682
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:15.840
<v Speaker 3>He did all right there? Yeah, He's famously elusive and

683
00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:16.679
<v Speaker 3>hard to pin down.

684
00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Taylor Swift. Well, if you're to listen to our songs,

685
00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:21.840
<v Speaker 2>you'd be suspicious every time you fucking turned on the

686
00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:24.119
<v Speaker 2>radio if you're the husband, like a here.

687
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:27.079
<v Speaker 3>What that's not about me? Is about me?

688
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:30.679
<v Speaker 2>How many fellows has she been with before me? Christ Above?

689
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Every song is a sad story.

690
00:35:32.679 --> 00:35:34.960
<v Speaker 3>Got to get a ring on this quick here. So

691
00:35:35.039 --> 00:35:38.000
<v Speaker 3>they got married, well done. We didn't find a home

692
00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:40.840
<v Speaker 3>for them, Tom, in any of our segments, this lad,

693
00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:44.079
<v Speaker 3>those lads, the other lads, but the weddins did pique

694
00:35:44.119 --> 00:35:47.119
<v Speaker 3>our interest for the We remember whens because, like we

695
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:49.360
<v Speaker 3>say in the Tom and Jerry Show, we ain't fucking

696
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:50.360
<v Speaker 3>spring chickens.

697
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:50.639
<v Speaker 2>Baby.

698
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:54.320
<v Speaker 3>We've been around for a combined eighty to ninety years

699
00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:56.960
<v Speaker 3>on this rock, and in our time there, we've seen

700
00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:58.840
<v Speaker 3>a lot of things change. And one of the things

701
00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:03.199
<v Speaker 3>that has changed down through the years to Tom is weddings,

702
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:06.719
<v Speaker 3>from the first wedding I was at in the eighties

703
00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:10.320
<v Speaker 3>all the way up to today, including not for nothing,

704
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:13.559
<v Speaker 3>my own Tom. I've been at a couple of weddings

705
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:15.159
<v Speaker 3>and I've got a few thoughts. But you tell me

706
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:16.480
<v Speaker 3>you haven't been at that many.

707
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:19.519
<v Speaker 2>I haven't. I actually have. I'm the weird one, like

708
00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:21.800
<v Speaker 2>the amount of times like I'll go every time, every

709
00:36:21.840 --> 00:36:25.039
<v Speaker 2>time I go into my barbering care Keelan, he's off

710
00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:30.840
<v Speaker 2>to adding another ages another. He's probably early mid mid

711
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:34.440
<v Speaker 2>to early thirties, maybe to like thirty four. I'm guessing right, Well,

712
00:36:34.760 --> 00:36:37.559
<v Speaker 2>it's around that. Yeah, that's that, isn't it.

713
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:39.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to tell you the evolution of weddings now

714
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:42.639
<v Speaker 3>as as a as a as a as an Irish person,

715
00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:46.320
<v Speaker 3>I want to say, like when you're young, when you're

716
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:49.000
<v Speaker 3>like under ten, you're probably not going to be invited

717
00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:52.559
<v Speaker 3>to that many of them because you know, no kids allowed,

718
00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:55.639
<v Speaker 3>you're too small for a babysitter or whatever it is,

719
00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:57.239
<v Speaker 3>and all your relatives are gone to it. So you're

720
00:36:57.239 --> 00:36:59.719
<v Speaker 3>either left at home with some baby you know, some

721
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:02.679
<v Speaker 3>distant cousin or some such, or you just knock gone

722
00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:05.800
<v Speaker 3>to it. And usually that this wedding will be the

723
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:08.079
<v Speaker 3>last of your answer uncles to get married, whatever it

724
00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:10.639
<v Speaker 3>might be. You get into your teenage years, maybe some

725
00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:12.960
<v Speaker 3>of your older cousins will start getting married, or some

726
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:14.800
<v Speaker 3>neighbors or some such, and you get to a couple

727
00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:17.800
<v Speaker 3>of weddings here and there. At these weddings, tom if

728
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:22.280
<v Speaker 3>I am any example of it. One of your cousins

729
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:23.920
<v Speaker 3>will give you a pint too many, and you won't

730
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:26.480
<v Speaker 3>refuse any of them, and you'll get fucking way too

731
00:37:26.599 --> 00:37:28.360
<v Speaker 3>drunk and way too young of an age, and end

732
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:31.840
<v Speaker 3>up recounting the story on a podcast in a segment

733
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:35.440
<v Speaker 3>called My drunk is Dever. Into your twenties and your

734
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:38.039
<v Speaker 3>thirties is where your barber is right now, It's where

735
00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:41.079
<v Speaker 3>all your pals from school, and indeed all your missusses

736
00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:42.880
<v Speaker 3>pals all start to marry off.

737
00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:44.360
<v Speaker 2>And you're going to go through a.

738
00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Fairly cash intensive six to eight years where you have

739
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:54.280
<v Speaker 3>multiple fucking weddings left and right and center. And then

740
00:37:54.360 --> 00:37:57.119
<v Speaker 3>you age up into where we are now, Tom in

741
00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:00.960
<v Speaker 3>our forties, in our forty forty five, your own wedding

742
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:05.119
<v Speaker 3>has come and gone, and now it's slowed down. Maybe

743
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:08.280
<v Speaker 3>there's a younger cousin or two late in life baby

744
00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:10.480
<v Speaker 3>Tom that's grown up and now they are getting married.

745
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:14.079
<v Speaker 3>Maybe there's a neighbor, maybe there's a coworker, something like that.

746
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:16.559
<v Speaker 3>But the weddings will slow to a hault for us,

747
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:19.000
<v Speaker 3>and then it'll kick off again with our own kids

748
00:38:19.559 --> 00:38:20.519
<v Speaker 3>somebody down the line.

749
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you really I can see nephews and nieces coming

750
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:26.360
<v Speaker 2>all right, starting to come through for me. When it

751
00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:28.639
<v Speaker 2>was in any time I got I was at a wedding,

752
00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:30.920
<v Speaker 2>it was never a cousin lash and it would seemed

753
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:35.159
<v Speaker 2>to be some uncle home from England or America or something. Yes,

754
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:38.920
<v Speaker 2>bosting auto credit card, blowing the fucking doors off the thing,

755
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:42.239
<v Speaker 2>and you're going, well, this this sell is buying happy

756
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:45.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking days like do you know? And you're going it

757
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:51.159
<v Speaker 2>always ended up being steaming. I always every wedding, I well,

758
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:53.559
<v Speaker 2>can I tell you about one wedding jar I couldn't

759
00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:56.960
<v Speaker 2>get drunk at? I couldn't one, Yeah, which one was?

760
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:02.480
<v Speaker 2>It's the one one I ever went in England. Went

761
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:05.239
<v Speaker 2>to a wedding in England one time there and with

762
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:10.920
<v Speaker 2>herself and our family, a friend of theirs, beautiful manor house,

763
00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:14.400
<v Speaker 2>tiniest bar I've ever seen, honestly got the booty your

764
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:18.679
<v Speaker 2>car would fucking sort you out better, And we kind

765
00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:21.400
<v Speaker 2>of knew this situation might happen, so we loaded the

766
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:28.400
<v Speaker 2>boot with extra mahersal pines kens and couldn't. It was

767
00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:31.920
<v Speaker 2>that dry of an affair. It was that boring and

768
00:39:32.039 --> 00:39:34.239
<v Speaker 2>dreary of an affair there and this is not I'm

769
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:36.480
<v Speaker 2>not saying it's indicative of all English weddings, but English

770
00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:40.119
<v Speaker 2>people have that came to my wedding couldn't wait because,

771
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:44.000
<v Speaker 2>as they said themselves, they'd heard the myth and legend

772
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:46.800
<v Speaker 2>of an Irish wedding. I'm like, oh, now I get it,

773
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:51.079
<v Speaker 2>because your weddings are shy, mostly because they know it's

774
00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:53.199
<v Speaker 2>still too there. And I figured it out. If you

775
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:55.320
<v Speaker 2>know that there's a sixty to seventy percent chance it

776
00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:57.199
<v Speaker 2>is going to be a divorce ince ou five years,

777
00:39:58.000 --> 00:39:58.559
<v Speaker 2>why would.

778
00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:01.199
<v Speaker 3>You put the effort in wedding. I couldn't get drunk

779
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:05.199
<v Speaker 3>at tom Go on my own because I was like,

780
00:40:06.440 --> 00:40:09.760
<v Speaker 3>it's a busy day getting married. And I remember at

781
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:12.079
<v Speaker 3>one stage, I've been walking around with a bottle of

782
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:14.719
<v Speaker 3>Heineken in my hand for like an hour and a

783
00:40:14.760 --> 00:40:16.440
<v Speaker 3>half and I hadn't taken a sup out of it

784
00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:19.960
<v Speaker 3>to be over shaking a hand, shaking hands with some cousin.

785
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.440
<v Speaker 3>And now I have a couple cut this cake, and

786
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:24.199
<v Speaker 3>then I know I have to have to go do

787
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:25.840
<v Speaker 3>this and go do that, and you just seeing it

788
00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:27.960
<v Speaker 3>and and like you're you're, you're, you're the main event.

789
00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:31.199
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean. So uh, And I didn't

790
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:33.599
<v Speaker 3>see it as a day that I should get shipped faced,

791
00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:35.719
<v Speaker 3>but I could not get I don't think I drove

792
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:37.320
<v Speaker 3>through out that bottle more than twice.

793
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:40.679
<v Speaker 2>If it's any conscelationship, I got absolutely fucking slaughtered the joe. Well,

794
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:44.199
<v Speaker 2>thank you, Tom. I want to see the morning I

795
00:40:44.440 --> 00:40:47.239
<v Speaker 2>was at our entire table. We're fucking polluted by the

796
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:51.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking before the desserts came out, it was mighty crack

797
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Well listen.

798
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:54.000
<v Speaker 3>So we've been to a bunch of weddings down through

799
00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:56.079
<v Speaker 3>through the years, and and and and I'm at a

800
00:40:56.159 --> 00:40:58.719
<v Speaker 3>stage now, Tom that I have like a wedding every

801
00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:01.559
<v Speaker 3>two years or there. Right, It doesn't annoy me, but

802
00:41:01.599 --> 00:41:03.199
<v Speaker 3>I do remember, fuck me, I'll tell you there was

803
00:41:03.239 --> 00:41:05.639
<v Speaker 3>a stretch there and me Torty's were I think it

804
00:41:05.719 --> 00:41:07.360
<v Speaker 3>was at like six weddings in a year. And I

805
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:10.280
<v Speaker 3>tell that story to people and they're like six weddings

806
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:13.880
<v Speaker 3>a year. Ha, I've been the thirteen weddings last year. Yeah,

807
00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:16.840
<v Speaker 3>you say you didn't have that, But what you also

808
00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:20.440
<v Speaker 3>admitted to me, Tom, it wasn't that you weren't asked

809
00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:23.480
<v Speaker 3>to a bunch of weddings. You just didn't fucking go.

810
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:28.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like I just I put myself in their shoes

811
00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:30.400
<v Speaker 2>and I'm going, do you want to buy me dinner?

812
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:33.199
<v Speaker 2>Because I think that's okay if you don't want me

813
00:41:33.239 --> 00:41:35.800
<v Speaker 2>to buy Like, I didn't feel bad when you know,

814
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:37.639
<v Speaker 2>when you find out that it's oh it's a three

815
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:40.159
<v Speaker 2>hundred see you know three hundred in I'm like, you

816
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:42.800
<v Speaker 2>ain't got a fucking no there. Now, let's and I

817
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:45.360
<v Speaker 2>would send back and go and I put myself in

818
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:49.920
<v Speaker 2>their boots and I go. They don't fucking care. And

819
00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:52.320
<v Speaker 2>a lot of my old like here's the mad thing.

820
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:55.480
<v Speaker 2>A lot of my like old friends they've never gotten married.

821
00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:58.519
<v Speaker 2>Er yeah, a lot of these I know a raked

822
00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:03.519
<v Speaker 2>dudes who are still still rocking it. I still you know,

823
00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:06.000
<v Speaker 2>most of them moved to Europe or moved to Yeah,

824
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:08.320
<v Speaker 2>most of them moved to Europe. My too, brother of laws.

825
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:10.119
<v Speaker 2>Ain't never get married, you know what I mean, because

826
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:12.480
<v Speaker 2>like they've been they've been at the cliffage a couple

827
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:15.480
<v Speaker 2>of times. But no, I ain't never getting married. And

828
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:17.960
<v Speaker 2>it's I take my cap off. I'm like, well, if

829
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:19.920
<v Speaker 2>it isn't for you, what's the point in wasting your money, like,

830
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:22.920
<v Speaker 2>but that's kind of but I just I was always gigging.

831
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:25.559
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't just that I was stopping at home. I

832
00:42:25.639 --> 00:42:26.360
<v Speaker 2>was always gigging.

833
00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:28.199
<v Speaker 3>You were just like you weren't just pure ignorant. You

834
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:28.800
<v Speaker 3>were gone.

835
00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:31.039
<v Speaker 2>I was. It just felt so many ways that I

836
00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:35.840
<v Speaker 2>was just gone. And a lot of Antash's friends, they've

837
00:42:36.239 --> 00:42:38.000
<v Speaker 2>like a few of them, there are more than one

838
00:42:38.079 --> 00:42:40.639
<v Speaker 2>or two that maybe I should get these situations hooked up,

839
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:43.119
<v Speaker 2>but a lot of them haven't gotten married, or they've

840
00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:46.960
<v Speaker 2>gotten married abroad somewhere. A lot of her friends more

841
00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:50.519
<v Speaker 2>than not got married in Americas, and you know, and

842
00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:52.719
<v Speaker 2>they you know, and we would meet them for what

843
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:55.280
<v Speaker 2>would be the Irish Day too, So I'm not really

844
00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:57.320
<v Speaker 2>classing that as a win. It was just a pass up,

845
00:42:57.440 --> 00:42:59.760
<v Speaker 2>like in other kind of way. A few of them

846
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:02.440
<v Speaker 2>are right, That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Tom.

847
00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:04.760
<v Speaker 3>Now, people say we remember when, so we remember, we've

848
00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:06.400
<v Speaker 3>been to a bunch of weddings, But we want to say,

849
00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:08.559
<v Speaker 3>as we do on the Tom and Jerry Show, how

850
00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:11.840
<v Speaker 3>things have changed in our forty odd years on this rock,

851
00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:17.079
<v Speaker 3>and weddings are no exception. The core basics of a wedding.

852
00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:19.800
<v Speaker 3>And for the purposes of this bit, folks were talking

853
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:28.920
<v Speaker 3>about a traditional Irish Catholic wedding, church, wedding, hotel reception. Yeah, okay,

854
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:32.480
<v Speaker 3>various other flavors of weddings are available to you as

855
00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:38.960
<v Speaker 3>civil ceremonies, you know, humanist ceremonies. Tom, you could marry.

856
00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:40.559
<v Speaker 2>Me if you wanted, I married somebody.

857
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:43.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you could be the celebrant that matters. I mean, indeed,

858
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:45.559
<v Speaker 3>these days I can marry you if I want.

859
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:47.599
<v Speaker 2>And do you know what, I wouldn't been over there night.

860
00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:50.840
<v Speaker 2>I ain't mad at that that that notion be one

861
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:54.000
<v Speaker 2>of the best best wedding marriages you'd ever see. I married,

862
00:43:54.199 --> 00:43:57.480
<v Speaker 2>I married a couple of last year. Forgot, Yeah, look

863
00:43:57.480 --> 00:43:59.880
<v Speaker 2>at that, you could you did? I did? I did.

864
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:01.559
<v Speaker 2>I married a couple last year. Super cool.

865
00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:03.679
<v Speaker 3>So for the purpose of this, but we're going to

866
00:44:03.760 --> 00:44:07.519
<v Speaker 3>go your traditional down the line Grant wedding because that's

867
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:11.480
<v Speaker 3>the one that I've been to the most of I

868
00:44:11.679 --> 00:44:14.239
<v Speaker 3>remember when in the eighties, when I was a wee fella,

869
00:44:14.559 --> 00:44:16.960
<v Speaker 3>the very earliest weddings I went to cousins and whatnot.

870
00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:19.679
<v Speaker 2>Those a tradition sliding on your knees.

871
00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:25.159
<v Speaker 3>Wow, I'm sorry, I'm a wrong time. But if you're

872
00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:27.679
<v Speaker 3>a young lad at a wedding or twenty fourth or

873
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:30.440
<v Speaker 3>ending in a hole that has a parqua floor cracked

874
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:33.880
<v Speaker 3>and with a parquet floor, is there any better crack

875
00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:37.920
<v Speaker 3>then running like a mad bastard sliding on your knees

876
00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:38.840
<v Speaker 3>up the floor.

877
00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're never normally in trousers like that that

878
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:46.440
<v Speaker 2>have that lovely shiny polyester vibe going on, and your

879
00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:50.280
<v Speaker 2>needs at five, six, seven, eight years of age are

880
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:54.199
<v Speaker 2>like the fucking t one thousand. You just grown your knee.

881
00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:56.920
<v Speaker 2>By the time the night is over, I divided it now,

882
00:44:57.519 --> 00:44:58.840
<v Speaker 2>good night and thanks as.

883
00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:01.679
<v Speaker 3>A gas in that age, in that time in Ireland

884
00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:04.280
<v Speaker 3>in the eighties, when was I ever on a polished

885
00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:04.880
<v Speaker 3>maple floor.

886
00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:08.840
<v Speaker 4>Never, It's not a possibility. Like it's never a possibility,

887
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:13.000
<v Speaker 4>tell you so. Threat weddings even to this day in

888
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:16.159
<v Speaker 4>the traditional as we call it Irish wedding, go to

889
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:19.760
<v Speaker 4>the church, have the wedding out into the car, go

890
00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:23.599
<v Speaker 4>to the hotel. You will have a feed forst of pints,

891
00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:28.400
<v Speaker 4>then be for salmon. The couple will cut the cake,

892
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:32.840
<v Speaker 4>first dance and away out the gap. But there was

893
00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:35.440
<v Speaker 4>a tradition that seems to have fallen along the wayside,

894
00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:38.960
<v Speaker 4>and that was the going away ceremony. I remember that

895
00:45:39.079 --> 00:45:41.760
<v Speaker 4>in the earlier weddings that I went to in the

896
00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:43.360
<v Speaker 4>eighties and nineties.

897
00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:44.960
<v Speaker 2>It's it's almost the one that you think of in

898
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:46.960
<v Speaker 2>America with the ken's hanging back of the car, just

899
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:50.679
<v Speaker 2>married Tom. It's not like that. Is that, it's exactly that.

900
00:45:51.320 --> 00:45:52.400
<v Speaker 2>That's that's a whole thing.

901
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:56.559
<v Speaker 3>That's that's not a thing anymore. The whole trope of

902
00:45:56.679 --> 00:45:59.760
<v Speaker 3>the husband and wife get into a car and shaven

903
00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:02.800
<v Speaker 3>for all over, and there's cans tied to the back

904
00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:05.519
<v Speaker 3>bumper and they drive off with just married in the

905
00:46:05.559 --> 00:46:09.320
<v Speaker 3>back window. I was there for that. That was when

906
00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:11.880
<v Speaker 3>the bride and groom, at around about eleven o'clock in

907
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:16.880
<v Speaker 3>the evening would go upstairs get changed from their wedding

908
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:19.000
<v Speaker 3>gear into what was called they're going away out for it,

909
00:46:19.079 --> 00:46:23.719
<v Speaker 3>which was much more, much less formal. It wasn't a

910
00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:25.320
<v Speaker 3>big dress for the missus and it wasn't a suit

911
00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:27.760
<v Speaker 3>for him. It was more cities, but it was still

912
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:30.920
<v Speaker 3>like a nice chassie set up. Yeah. Yeah, they would

913
00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:33.760
<v Speaker 3>get hugs and kisses from everybody. This is eleven o'clock

914
00:46:33.800 --> 00:46:36.159
<v Speaker 3>at night. They would get hugs and kisses from everybody

915
00:46:36.519 --> 00:46:38.760
<v Speaker 3>and high fives, and they would get in a car and.

916
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:40.199
<v Speaker 2>They would fuck off, and that was the last you

917
00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:40.679
<v Speaker 2>seen them.

918
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:43.440
<v Speaker 3>They were gone. They were going literally on their honeymoon

919
00:46:43.559 --> 00:46:47.599
<v Speaker 3>now to drive from Monaghan or Tullamore or wherever the

920
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:51.679
<v Speaker 3>fuck it was to the airport to go away in

921
00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:53.360
<v Speaker 3>a car was just married on the back of it.

922
00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:55.039
<v Speaker 3>I were gone.

923
00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:58.079
<v Speaker 2>I remember, I'd want to add that, did that all right? Now?

924
00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:00.559
<v Speaker 2>It would have been I served at that mess. No, sorry,

925
00:47:00.599 --> 00:47:04.400
<v Speaker 2>there were neighbors. There were neighbors here, and I remember

926
00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:06.880
<v Speaker 2>they did that. They were gone that evening and I

927
00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:08.760
<v Speaker 2>just thought I'd say the like that, just seeing the

928
00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:10.800
<v Speaker 2>American movies, and they just drive off with the just

929
00:47:10.880 --> 00:47:12.599
<v Speaker 2>marriage written on the back, and of course all the

930
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:15.000
<v Speaker 2>adults get on the on the rip, you know, there's

931
00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:18.360
<v Speaker 2>like cheer them on fair place we're gonna. I'm not

932
00:47:18.400 --> 00:47:20.159
<v Speaker 2>even putting on my jacket to say, look to you

933
00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:22.760
<v Speaker 2>if that's if you don't mind, and just back on it.

934
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:25.920
<v Speaker 2>And then in in that time, neither you nor I

935
00:47:26.039 --> 00:47:28.440
<v Speaker 2>did that. When we got married, we we you hang

936
00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:30.480
<v Speaker 2>around for the party basically.

937
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:33.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you you know, it wasn't that you left

938
00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:37.440
<v Speaker 3>the wedding that night to go on honeymoon. You left

939
00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:39.400
<v Speaker 3>the wedding, you probably went back to work for a

940
00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:42.599
<v Speaker 3>week and then you went on honeymoon at a little

941
00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:45.159
<v Speaker 3>later time, because it was just, yeah, how the fuck

942
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:46.920
<v Speaker 3>do you line all that up in one go? You

943
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:48.559
<v Speaker 3>have only so much leave in a year, you know

944
00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:48.960
<v Speaker 3>what I mean?

945
00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, the thing, yeah, the th and the thing is

946
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:53.719
<v Speaker 2>a lot of time you're it might be a flight

947
00:47:53.800 --> 00:47:56.000
<v Speaker 2>to fucking Morocco or something you know, or or or

948
00:47:56.119 --> 00:47:59.760
<v Speaker 2>out to the You might be going fucking I don't know,

949
00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:04.280
<v Speaker 2>so somewhere to the Hawaii or something which you ain't

950
00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:07.760
<v Speaker 2>going to get on the Sunday morning, you know, after like.

951
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Exactly as you think about it, there you're leaving karten

952
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:12.199
<v Speaker 3>across at eleven o'clock in the evening.

953
00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Where you going?

954
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:16.760
<v Speaker 3>What flight was leaving any rate?

955
00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:18.000
<v Speaker 2>So that's a tradition.

956
00:48:18.159 --> 00:48:21.280
<v Speaker 3>That's not a thing anymore. The rest of it is

957
00:48:21.559 --> 00:48:24.079
<v Speaker 3>fairly as I remember it, except we used to throw

958
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:25.599
<v Speaker 3>confetti outside.

959
00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Where the speech is always so fucking long.

960
00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:33.519
<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, here's here's here's the thing. Okay, they

961
00:48:33.599 --> 00:48:37.920
<v Speaker 3>made everybody stop throwing confetti outside the church because birds

962
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:39.440
<v Speaker 3>were eating the making them and then.

963
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:41.719
<v Speaker 2>They wouldn't let them eat risier because the parently pigeons

964
00:48:41.719 --> 00:48:43.000
<v Speaker 2>it will swell up inside in their stomach.

965
00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:45.519
<v Speaker 3>And you're like, okay, what can we do and it's

966
00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:47.039
<v Speaker 3>like it was like they turn around and go like,

967
00:48:48.360 --> 00:48:50.159
<v Speaker 3>well you can get up and talk for three quarters

968
00:48:50.199 --> 00:48:53.679
<v Speaker 3>of an hour. Yeah at the reception, nobody stopping. You're

969
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:57.280
<v Speaker 3>doing that, And everyone was like deadly, Yeah, go ahead.

970
00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:01.639
<v Speaker 3>I remember weddings I used to be at.

971
00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Tom.

972
00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:04.159
<v Speaker 3>It was the best man got up and the groom's

973
00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:09.000
<v Speaker 3>a big the best man and the bride's father two speeches.

974
00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:09.679
<v Speaker 2>That was it done.

975
00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:12.320
<v Speaker 3>You're good with it? Is it?

976
00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:13.719
<v Speaker 2>And you know.

977
00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:18.679
<v Speaker 3>That is not the case these days, And anybody that

978
00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:22.119
<v Speaker 3>has something to say, they're more than welcome to get

979
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:26.000
<v Speaker 3>up and say it. Once you get past the two

980
00:49:26.039 --> 00:49:28.920
<v Speaker 3>fathers and the bride in the room, you know, I

981
00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:32.840
<v Speaker 3>think we're I think we're getting I can hear it, Tom.

982
00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:35.239
<v Speaker 2>I can promise you jar There isn't one person in

983
00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:40.239
<v Speaker 2>that entire entire room wants to listen to anything anybody

984
00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:40.800
<v Speaker 2>else to say.

985
00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:44.079
<v Speaker 3>Everyone don't necessarily need a sixth.

986
00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:48.000
<v Speaker 2>We wrapped, We had the opportunity to wrap hours up

987
00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:51.079
<v Speaker 2>at the drinks reception from the steps, Yes, and I

988
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:55.440
<v Speaker 2>I curtailed my father because I's not long winded, but

989
00:49:55.519 --> 00:49:57.679
<v Speaker 2>I knew he could go on a bit, so I

990
00:49:57.719 --> 00:50:01.920
<v Speaker 2>gave him three minutes. I gave myself two minutes. I

991
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:04.639
<v Speaker 2>gave herself father three minutes, and I gave the priest

992
00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:08.199
<v Speaker 2>one minute. I was all done in under ten minutes

993
00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:12.559
<v Speaker 2>back on the pines, and everybody was like, thank folk.

994
00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:15.199
<v Speaker 2>I was like, there's more speeches that are no, No,

995
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:19.800
<v Speaker 2>everything's been said. We've been at a wedding. We've been

996
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:22.320
<v Speaker 2>at a wedding one time and we got sat kind

997
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:26.480
<v Speaker 2>of outside the reception hall because it.

998
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Horror.

999
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:31.679
<v Speaker 2>Horror. Family were so rude and his family were fucking.

1000
00:50:31.840 --> 00:50:34.280
<v Speaker 2>I've never met ruder people in my whole life. I

1001
00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:37.079
<v Speaker 2>was loving it because I love meeting general assholes in

1002
00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:40.320
<v Speaker 2>the wild. To the point that that we're going on

1003
00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:43.519
<v Speaker 2>now into our and twenty minute mark, right hour and

1004
00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:47.159
<v Speaker 2>twenty minute marks rough, and I was I've been shaking

1005
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:49.639
<v Speaker 2>my glass at a chap. I don't know. He kept

1006
00:50:49.639 --> 00:50:51.559
<v Speaker 2>ignoring me anyway, So I wondered, went for a wander

1007
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:53.519
<v Speaker 2>through this manor house and found a small little bar

1008
00:50:54.039 --> 00:50:56.719
<v Speaker 2>where the actual owner of the building was there. Lovely

1009
00:50:56.800 --> 00:50:58.719
<v Speaker 2>MANU went, would you like to taste the new sider

1010
00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:00.960
<v Speaker 2>that I've just made. I'm not selling it, I went,

1011
00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:03.840
<v Speaker 2>How strong is? He went? I don't know? So I

1012
00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:06.440
<v Speaker 2>came back to the table half an hour later, almost

1013
00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:10.039
<v Speaker 2>ready to piss my own hants, but to prove my

1014
00:51:10.159 --> 00:51:12.320
<v Speaker 2>point that I'd done the right thing and missing out

1015
00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:15.239
<v Speaker 2>on the father of the bride, or that we were

1016
00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:17.199
<v Speaker 2>both washing our hands in the bathroom about an hour

1017
00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:21.280
<v Speaker 2>later and there was napkins, you know, fancy napkins that yeah,

1018
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:24.119
<v Speaker 2>rather than a hand drier. And he didn't look at me.

1019
00:51:24.599 --> 00:51:26.480
<v Speaker 2>He just looked up, looked at himself in the mirror

1020
00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:28.559
<v Speaker 2>and were boat washing her hands. Look in the mirror.

1021
00:51:28.840 --> 00:51:32.920
<v Speaker 2>He shook off his hand and then did this to

1022
00:51:33.079 --> 00:51:37.199
<v Speaker 2>me without looking at me. He clicked his fingers at

1023
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:41.000
<v Speaker 2>me and then beckoned with his like index and middle finger,

1024
00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:45.679
<v Speaker 2>passed me on like I worked there, shit, and I'm like,

1025
00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:51.639
<v Speaker 2>best to look brother, I'm off for more. Enjoy the

1026
00:51:51.719 --> 00:51:55.159
<v Speaker 2>rest of the special days. Oh my god. But it

1027
00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:58.440
<v Speaker 2>wasn't based on purely that, but I was kind of like, okay,

1028
00:51:58.519 --> 00:52:01.800
<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe family members of other things but I genuinely

1029
00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:04.199
<v Speaker 2>think and I'm a stand up I know it's my time,

1030
00:52:04.400 --> 00:52:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Like do you know what I mean? I pride myself

1031
00:52:06.960 --> 00:52:09.880
<v Speaker 2>and known they're not what the what am I going

1032
00:52:09.920 --> 00:52:11.840
<v Speaker 2>to get in the way of the chocolate fountain over

1033
00:52:11.880 --> 00:52:14.920
<v Speaker 2>there and pints? No, I'm just gonna thank them all.

1034
00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:17.159
<v Speaker 2>The old Man did a kind of his own parody

1035
00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:20.599
<v Speaker 2>on the on the watch on the the All Ireland

1036
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:21.360
<v Speaker 2>acceptance speech.

1037
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:25.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that was it, and that was remember that

1038
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:26.960
<v Speaker 3>was the thing in the speech is Tom and this

1039
00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:29.400
<v Speaker 3>and this might still happen today, but I haven't seen

1040
00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:32.159
<v Speaker 3>it in a long time. Was someone would get up

1041
00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:33.840
<v Speaker 3>and rather than make a speech, it was their job

1042
00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:38.159
<v Speaker 3>to read out wedding cards from people that wanted to

1043
00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:42.800
<v Speaker 3>be there but couldn't. So and Anti Josie in Canada

1044
00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:49.280
<v Speaker 3>sense of regards and Uncle Seamus in fucking Fatima senses regards.

1045
00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:51.280
<v Speaker 3>And I think at once say someone just said, like

1046
00:52:51.320 --> 00:52:53.360
<v Speaker 3>you know who cares?

1047
00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:54.800
<v Speaker 2>Were good?

1048
00:52:57.239 --> 00:52:57.400
<v Speaker 3>You know?

1049
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:01.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know so that things like this just

1050
00:53:01.119 --> 00:53:01.760
<v Speaker 2>kind of fell off.

1051
00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:03.760
<v Speaker 3>I'll give you one time, as we rock and roll

1052
00:53:03.840 --> 00:53:06.159
<v Speaker 3>through the last segment of the Tom and Jerry Show,

1053
00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:10.719
<v Speaker 3>I remember when we remember when that's the name of

1054
00:53:10.760 --> 00:53:14.119
<v Speaker 3>this segment. We remember when weddings were a one day

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00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:17.119
<v Speaker 3>affair or my friend yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I don't

1056
00:53:17.119 --> 00:53:19.480
<v Speaker 3>know how I feel exactly about about the two day

1057
00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:24.079
<v Speaker 3>wedding or the multi day wedding. I understand that there's

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00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:27.239
<v Speaker 3>a lot of people have their civil ceremony and they

1059
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:29.480
<v Speaker 3>bring their nearest and dearest with them to that if

1060
00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:32.719
<v Speaker 3>they do it all, and then they have a second

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00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:38.239
<v Speaker 3>day elsewhere as the wedding wedding. Yeah, like the reception

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00:53:38.360 --> 00:53:40.199
<v Speaker 3>doesn't take place on the same day as a wedding.

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00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:43.400
<v Speaker 3>Lovely not what I grew up with, but seems like

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00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:45.719
<v Speaker 3>a good bit of crack. But there are other weddings

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00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:49.639
<v Speaker 3>that are just a traditional wedding wedding and then an

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00:53:49.880 --> 00:53:53.199
<v Speaker 3>entirely separate day tacked onto it. And I'm not mad

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00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:56.440
<v Speaker 3>at it, Tom, I'm not mad at it, particularly sometimes

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00:53:56.559 --> 00:53:59.480
<v Speaker 3>particularly when we had when we had the kids and

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00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:02.400
<v Speaker 3>there were and you weren't bringing kids to things, you

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00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:06.360
<v Speaker 3>couldn't go to the wedding together. So I'd let herself

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00:54:06.440 --> 00:54:08.920
<v Speaker 3>go to the wedding on the wedding day and then

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<v Speaker 3>I'd go to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>To Yeah, no, I get it. The session afterwards, I

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00:54:12.960 --> 00:54:13.559
<v Speaker 2>totally get.

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<v Speaker 3>It, like and and and yeah, you know, I hate,

1076
00:54:18.400 --> 00:54:20.079
<v Speaker 3>I hate to say it all worked out for me,

1077
00:54:20.239 --> 00:54:23.400
<v Speaker 3>but herself got to go and hear the speeches and

1078
00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:25.519
<v Speaker 3>the mass, and I got to go to the all

1079
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:28.119
<v Speaker 3>day session. Yeah, in an and it comes from a

1080
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:30.960
<v Speaker 3>pair of shorts. Maybe if it's in a pair of

1081
00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:33.280
<v Speaker 3>genes where there was at the barbecue.

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00:54:33.559 --> 00:54:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, some rebelman playing over in the corner. Yeah.

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00:54:38.159 --> 00:54:40.159
<v Speaker 3>So I'm not entirely mad at I'm mad at it,

1084
00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:41.880
<v Speaker 3>but I gotta tell you it's one of the other.

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00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:44.840
<v Speaker 2>It's one of the other. I'm not going to two days, buddy,

1086
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<v Speaker 2>But that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>One day of your two day wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>You have three you've kind of three setups there. You

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00:54:50.519 --> 00:54:56.599
<v Speaker 2>have the the main church, then you the the afters

1090
00:54:56.679 --> 00:54:58.920
<v Speaker 2>and sometimes you know, you only go to the afters

1091
00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:01.280
<v Speaker 2>there were, yeah, and then now there's the day too,

1092
00:55:01.320 --> 00:55:02.440
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, bring so many.

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00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:03.920
<v Speaker 3>To the church, to the church, and so many to

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00:55:03.960 --> 00:55:06.440
<v Speaker 3>the after and so many to the to the to

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00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:07.280
<v Speaker 3>the late at night.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch.

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00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:09.559
<v Speaker 3>I remember that used to be another thing as well.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, okay, so many to the church, add

1099
00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:15.679
<v Speaker 3>another fifty when we get to the reception, and after

1100
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:18.079
<v Speaker 3>that everybody I ever drove past the road as well

1101
00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:18.480
<v Speaker 3>to come.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The the I've been a weddings where it was like

1104
00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:26.880
<v Speaker 3>every single human being I've ever clappedized on is invited

1105
00:55:27.440 --> 00:55:28.360
<v Speaker 3>to the dinner of it.

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00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:31.719
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, God, damn Jesus. Yeah, yeah, I've been

1107
00:55:31.760 --> 00:55:33.719
<v Speaker 2>to a few and You're like, there was five hundred

1108
00:55:33.760 --> 00:55:38.159
<v Speaker 2>people at this. What's you know, like you're hoping to

1109
00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:38.960
<v Speaker 2>build a house out of this?

1110
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:41.519
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck it's I don't I don't think I

1111
00:55:41.559 --> 00:55:44.199
<v Speaker 3>could name five hundred people if I added wrestlers.

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00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And the last thing, last thing I'm going to say

1114
00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:53.719
<v Speaker 3>on the subject, Tom and you you glanced on it,

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00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:59.159
<v Speaker 3>then there earlier we remember when weddings took place in

1116
00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:02.880
<v Speaker 3>the parish that you were, you were living in this

1117
00:56:03.039 --> 00:56:05.239
<v Speaker 3>crack of deciding that you were going to have your

1118
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:06.960
<v Speaker 3>wedding in uh.

1119
00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:10.719
<v Speaker 2>A destination location.

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00:56:11.400 --> 00:56:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, and then everybody would go with you to

1121
00:56:14.679 --> 00:56:20.360
<v Speaker 3>it is as alien to me as four glowing black

1122
00:56:20.400 --> 00:56:22.159
<v Speaker 3>eggs brought up from the Japanese.

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<v Speaker 2>See the sister did a to a two hander. They

1124
00:56:25.480 --> 00:56:30.199
<v Speaker 2>got married in Florence. Do you know what, though they

1125
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:32.920
<v Speaker 2>have a lot of European based friends. But it worked

1126
00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:37.039
<v Speaker 2>out well as a holiday because you could go worse

1127
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:39.159
<v Speaker 2>places for a week than Florence.

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<v Speaker 3>Well this is and I'd love to go for Florence

1129
00:56:41.960 --> 00:56:45.599
<v Speaker 3>on my own time. Yeah, if you invite me to

1130
00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:48.400
<v Speaker 3>a wedding and it's and I have to get a

1131
00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:51.400
<v Speaker 3>flight to go to it, let me tell you mine

1132
00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:53.119
<v Speaker 3>is one of the cards they'll be reading out at

1133
00:56:53.159 --> 00:56:57.000
<v Speaker 3>the ceremony, regards from Jerry McBride who couldn't make it.

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00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:02.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is an element of what the fuck and

1135
00:57:02.599 --> 00:57:05.119
<v Speaker 2>worse again, we got one and it was guessed because

1136
00:57:05.119 --> 00:57:07.480
<v Speaker 2>we actually got one at the same time here in Ireland,

1137
00:57:08.360 --> 00:57:11.960
<v Speaker 2>and it was to go I won't say where, but

1138
00:57:12.119 --> 00:57:15.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure as fuck would never go there on the holiday.

1139
00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Do you get me like like there was there was?

1140
00:57:18.079 --> 00:57:21.199
<v Speaker 2>It was been mooded there recently about going to Florida

1141
00:57:21.239 --> 00:57:25.800
<v Speaker 2>for our wedding. I'm like Jesus Christ miss missed mortgage

1142
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:26.480
<v Speaker 2>payment at that pint.

1143
00:57:26.840 --> 00:57:29.119
<v Speaker 3>I actually as as you mentioned, as you mentioned, I've

1144
00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:31.559
<v Speaker 3>been to one destination wedding, but this was within the

1145
00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:37.280
<v Speaker 3>closest niche of the family circle. Okay, Yeah, if it's

1146
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:40.280
<v Speaker 3>some lad that I used to work with, is getting

1147
00:57:40.559 --> 00:57:43.920
<v Speaker 3>married in the south of France. He's getting married there.

1148
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:45.679
<v Speaker 3>I'm not taking a day off work for that, but

1149
00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:47.639
<v Speaker 3>I'm not using up a day annually leaving that. I'm sorry.

1150
00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:49.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't think, yeah, I don't. I don't think anybody's

1151
00:57:49.639 --> 00:57:52.239
<v Speaker 2>going to get now we we well, it wasn't a

1152
00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:55.880
<v Speaker 2>destination we got married to kind of to soften the

1153
00:57:55.960 --> 00:57:59.280
<v Speaker 2>cough of everybody. We got married on just we got

1154
00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:02.239
<v Speaker 2>married on the Cork Road. Basically we got married just

1155
00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:04.639
<v Speaker 2>off them eight So that was equidition.

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00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:06.440
<v Speaker 3>That was fair to everybody, you know, it was.

1157
00:58:06.679 --> 00:58:09.440
<v Speaker 2>It was for the Dublin people and for the Tipperary people,

1158
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:11.719
<v Speaker 2>and it was it worked out easy for everybody to

1159
00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:13.599
<v Speaker 2>get to. But even still the twos like is this

1160
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:15.639
<v Speaker 2>all right to get back because we're neither one of

1161
00:58:16.199 --> 00:58:19.039
<v Speaker 2>from here, like you know, But then you know, it

1162
00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:24.159
<v Speaker 2>wasn't exactly the most you know, sanctimonious affair when you're

1163
00:58:24.159 --> 00:58:26.880
<v Speaker 2>getting When I got a spin to the church in

1164
00:58:27.000 --> 00:58:30.079
<v Speaker 2>the A team, then laying the eighteen music as a

1165
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:32.519
<v Speaker 2>trove up to the fucking georch, I'm pretty sure the

1166
00:58:32.559 --> 00:58:33.880
<v Speaker 2>priest is like, what the fuck is this.

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00:58:35.679 --> 00:58:38.639
<v Speaker 3>The and and there we go, ladies and gentlemen. Weddings

1168
00:58:38.679 --> 00:58:42.639
<v Speaker 3>have changed down through the years and many many different ways,

1169
00:58:42.760 --> 00:58:43.559
<v Speaker 3>means and otherwise.

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00:58:43.800 --> 00:58:46.960
<v Speaker 2>Here's one. Well, here's one for me that I did

1171
00:58:47.079 --> 00:58:50.599
<v Speaker 2>that I benefited from. In the old days as an

1172
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:53.679
<v Speaker 2>auto boy, I used to get twenty crisp pounds into

1173
00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:57.559
<v Speaker 2>my hand. Nice for serving that a wedding. Now I

1174
00:58:57.639 --> 00:58:58.840
<v Speaker 2>put on a show. I won't lie.

1175
00:58:59.519 --> 00:59:01.400
<v Speaker 3>I look to you, bang that gun, baby.

1176
00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:03.880
<v Speaker 2>The best vestments would be out. It was game like,

1177
00:59:03.960 --> 00:59:05.440
<v Speaker 2>it was game time. We don't we'd have a pep

1178
00:59:05.519 --> 00:59:08.320
<v Speaker 2>talk beforehand, like and this wasn't that's not for the

1179
00:59:08.360 --> 00:59:11.639
<v Speaker 2>middle here, lads, this wasn't. This wasn't you know, a

1180
00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:15.000
<v Speaker 2>midweek fixture like this was Super Saturday like you know,

1181
00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:17.199
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is what you're trained for. This is

1182
00:59:17.239 --> 00:59:19.199
<v Speaker 2>where we bring it. You know, this is game six

1183
00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:22.159
<v Speaker 2>like we're it's it's I mean, you can bow out

1184
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:23.719
<v Speaker 2>now if you're not ready for the big time, loise,

1185
00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:26.400
<v Speaker 2>but it's time to fucking eat nerves and shit results.

1186
00:59:26.519 --> 00:59:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Get out there, and a crisp twenty pound note we

1187
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:32.440
<v Speaker 2>put into my hand. I kept not getting booked, kept

1188
00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:35.679
<v Speaker 2>on getting booked. It was like, this kid is fucking magic,

1189
00:59:35.800 --> 00:59:39.639
<v Speaker 2>looks creating the photos wearing fucking snow white vestments, knows

1190
00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:42.400
<v Speaker 2>where to stand, knows where to stand, knows who not

1191
00:59:42.559 --> 00:59:46.559
<v Speaker 2>to stand in front of. You know, just just saying,

1192
00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:49.039
<v Speaker 2>And you never see an autoboile or not a girl anymore,

1193
00:59:49.039 --> 00:59:50.800
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? You just don't see him anymore.

1194
00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:53.800
<v Speaker 2>And I think to be you just don't. Nobody's giving

1195
00:59:53.800 --> 00:59:54.800
<v Speaker 2>it a go anymore.

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00:59:55.440 --> 00:59:57.519
<v Speaker 3>And I wonder what would have happened in the nineties

1197
00:59:57.559 --> 00:59:59.280
<v Speaker 3>they kind of got paid all that time. I don't know.

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00:59:59.639 --> 01:00:01.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, all right, I guess.

1199
01:00:04.599 --> 01:00:06.639
<v Speaker 3>And if you want to hear about that other episode,

1200
01:00:07.079 --> 01:00:10.199
<v Speaker 3>you're going to need to follow the Tom and Jerry

1201
01:00:10.280 --> 01:00:12.920
<v Speaker 3>Show on our social media channels. You can find us

1202
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:15.639
<v Speaker 3>on Instagram at Tom and Jerry. Tom would a he

1203
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:18.880
<v Speaker 3>Jerry with a G or over on Blue Sky. You'll

1204
01:00:18.920 --> 01:00:21.639
<v Speaker 3>find me at Jerry McBride. His haunt of choice is

1205
01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:25.599
<v Speaker 3>Tom Underscore omany over on Instagram. What else do we

1206
01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:27.760
<v Speaker 3>want these ladies and gentlemen to do this?

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01:00:27.920 --> 01:00:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Just go ahead hit subscribe right now. If you haven't

1208
01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:32.159
<v Speaker 2>done it, do it. And you're five star and us

1209
01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:34.920
<v Speaker 2>left right and centerl So we're we're rocking the five stars.

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<v Speaker 2>And you could do especially over on the soceials. It's

1211
01:00:37.519 --> 01:00:39.039
<v Speaker 2>much easier to see it if you would leave it. Come,

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01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:42.320
<v Speaker 2>let us know what your experiences have weddings gone by.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've been saying a couple of weddings, listen to

1214
01:00:46.039 --> 01:00:48.840
<v Speaker 2>this wedding. Maybe you're at our weddings, who knows, but

1215
01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:51.480
<v Speaker 2>if you do, let let us know. If you're in

1216
01:00:51.559 --> 01:00:53.679
<v Speaker 2>agreement that that nasty shape at the bottom of the

1217
01:00:53.719 --> 01:00:55.559
<v Speaker 2>ocean state a fuck down there, or if you think

1218
01:00:55.599 --> 01:00:58.840
<v Speaker 2>it's a great idea that might further further humanity, let

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01:00:58.960 --> 01:01:03.000
<v Speaker 2>us know in the comments. Ju I'm feeling fresh in myself.

1220
01:01:03.079 --> 01:01:05.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not overly sweating because I managed to keep the

1221
01:01:05.039 --> 01:01:07.079
<v Speaker 2>curtains closed in this room all day, which is one

1222
01:01:07.159 --> 01:01:10.440
<v Speaker 2>smart thing I did today. There you go. Yeah, that

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01:01:10.599 --> 01:01:11.000
<v Speaker 2>was awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much, Thank you, Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>Canish you on