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<v Speaker 1>Coming up on this week's Chewing the Cud, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a story about why men like their hands in places.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing news about a nineties pinoff and then makeover.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then let's get going, shall we?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Chewing the Cud with me, River Scott and

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<v Speaker 1>my good friend the delightful Mike, Benny and Rowe. Hello, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Delightful?

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<v Speaker 1>Your groove? I do deeply dig.

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<v Speaker 2>We're bringing you all the show business you could possibly need,

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<v Speaker 2>as well as some fun news stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Great things. Then okay, let's get going. What you got

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<v Speaker 1>for us first, Mike? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>So, how do you feel about celebrities? Glows ups?

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<v Speaker 1>Could not care less?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's some characteristic of you, is it? That was

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<v Speaker 2>called sarcasm? Do you remember the nineties? Of course you do.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm very young.

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<v Speaker 2>You're older than me.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another reason I don't remember the nineties. Nothing we

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<v Speaker 1>can talk about before the watershed.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you remember bay Watch?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yes? Actually yes, yeah, lots of slow motion running

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<v Speaker 1>and things jiggling in like and Jason Momoa. This was

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<v Speaker 1>his first acting gig. Yes, yes, his first, his first gig,

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<v Speaker 1>and and it was delightful seeing him in such tiny,

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<v Speaker 1>tiny shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost as good as seeing him as Target Atlantis.

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<v Speaker 1>I did love him as random Dex with the with

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<v Speaker 1>the with the dreadlocks and the yea, the deep voice. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Pamela Anderson, they both had cracking jobbles. Yes, yes they did.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's appeared makeup free, okay, so sounds makeup?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this? Has she never done that before?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she started to do it more, okay, including Paris

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<v Speaker 2>Fashion Week and the met Girl and the Oscars. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's when people are typically made up. There, they've done

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<v Speaker 2>the slap, they.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that, they do their Yes, they beat their face

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<v Speaker 1>as it were.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there she is from the note Christy face.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's actually a real human person, is it? Under

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<v Speaker 1>all that human person?

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing that's not real at that point in

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<v Speaker 2>the picture is all of the filler in the face

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<v Speaker 2>and the boobs and.

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<v Speaker 1>The hair and the lips her hair? Is that actually

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<v Speaker 1>her hair? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, not well cared for, but it's there. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's what she was about an inch of makeup, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly right. But what she doing she started to show

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<v Speaker 2>herself without makeup, okay, And there's a very good reason

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<v Speaker 2>for this. So this is her now without makeup. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's she's made a choice after the death of her

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<v Speaker 2>longtime makeup artist, Alexis Vogel. Okay, and it's she says

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<v Speaker 2>she's changing how she views beauty, aging in public identity.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants to move away from the whole image that

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<v Speaker 2>she was in the nineties of the pin up and

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<v Speaker 2>every like everyone watching her and pin up posters on

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<v Speaker 2>the wall and stuff, flumpies, the flumpies. So she went

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<v Speaker 2>make up free after the death of her makeup artist

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<v Speaker 2>as a tribute, right, And then she said, actually, this

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<v Speaker 2>is really liberating to not have to worry about putting

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<v Speaker 2>the makeup on and looking a certain way. I'm aging,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm in my late fifties. Now I accept

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<v Speaker 2>you know, life's moving on. And so she's just embracing

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<v Speaker 2>her natural beauty, right, which I thought was quite love

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<v Speaker 2>love this story.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's it's nice because that's almost like the opposite

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<v Speaker 1>way around to how the me ja would would tell

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<v Speaker 1>us we should be behaving like, yes, enjoy your youth

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<v Speaker 1>while you're beautiful, and then as you get older, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to hide all the imperfections and the yellocks boswellocks

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<v Speaker 1>to you too, Yeah, boswellocks for the whole thing. Really yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's nice. Well, good for her. I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>looks she looks fine. Yeah, like she looks more human

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<v Speaker 1>than she did in the previous one.

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<v Speaker 2>She's still very pretty, yeah right, and she's definitely looking

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<v Speaker 2>her age in a positive way. Yeah, Like she looks

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<v Speaker 2>she looks like she's a mature woman, which is you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's still sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And one has to wonder how much time she

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<v Speaker 1>saves now probably compared to like how long she had

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<v Speaker 1>to spend.

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<v Speaker 2>Like artists, is doing your makeup? It's not just slapping

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<v Speaker 2>on some foundations. It's not five minutes in a way, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're going to pad your invoice exactly, even

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<v Speaker 1>if even if it's not entirely necessary, you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>an extra twenty minutes of what do they use now?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like salmon sperm or something that that people

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<v Speaker 1>have started putting on their face? Yste met younger, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you gettul to? Right, I'm moving on. How do

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<v Speaker 2>you feel about Tom Hardy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh yes, oh yes, yes a friend of Tom Hardy?

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<v Speaker 1>Are I yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Similar age to you as well.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yes, yes, yes, that seems unlikely.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually forty seven. So here he is the handsome

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<v Speaker 2>devil that he is. He's a new drama Mobland, right.

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<v Speaker 2>He's actually revealed that he's got ongoing health issues. He's

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<v Speaker 2>had two knee knee surgeries, a hernitated disc sayattica, and

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<v Speaker 2>what he calls General Wear and Tear.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is the name of that charges by the hour

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<v Speaker 1>from down near me. I think, yeah, General Wear and Tear.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to get them so will promote the show.

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<v Speaker 1>He's described pushing through despite feeling unwell.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been drinking alcohol free beer, so he's not actually

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<v Speaker 2>drinking alcohol right, to try and help ease his syn dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally anything that isn't beer if you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>drink alcohol.

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<v Speaker 2>When he's like having social times with his friends is

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<v Speaker 2>skipping alcohol beer and just having narcolic beer and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>He's discussed the chronic pain injuries, yeah, saying it's intense

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<v Speaker 2>even way he's acting.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this from the show that he's doing now or

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<v Speaker 1>are these over the course of his career they've kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like stacked And.

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<v Speaker 2>He's saying that, you know, my age is catching up

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<v Speaker 2>with me now and I'm not as lie as I

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<v Speaker 2>used to be. I mean, still a very attractive young

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<v Speaker 2>man young.

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<v Speaker 1>So so he's complaining that in the course of making

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<v Speaker 1>all these million dollar films and being incredibly famous and exciting,

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<v Speaker 1>things have started to ache and creak as he hits

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<v Speaker 1>and most fifty and is it embracing it? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's saying, you know, when we're looking at the

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<v Speaker 2>idea of toughness, right, all of these toughness things have

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<v Speaker 2>a toll to play and that sort of.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing, resilience and a terrible tie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you can take it off, no mind. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 2>have you found things starting to ache and as you wake.

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<v Speaker 1>Up in the morning. No, No, everything's still in perfect

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<v Speaker 1>working order, thanks the death.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking of people that you're similar ages to Pope Leo

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<v Speaker 2>this fourteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>He's fourteen, No, the fourteenth. Right. You know what I

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<v Speaker 1>said at the beginning, that you were that we were friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and that you're a delight. Yeah, I might re record that,

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<v Speaker 1>taking all that back. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So, formerly Robert Francis Provost or Prevost obviously in the

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<v Speaker 2>First American Pope. Okay, he has been recently featured on

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<v Speaker 2>Finding Your Roots which is which is very there is,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the American version of who do you Think

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<v Speaker 2>You are? Which is the whole family tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, he has found that he has relations to Donna, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Justin Bieber, Angelie, the Jolie, and Hillary Clinton, right, very

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<v Speaker 1>well connected. Yeah, so the the Illuminati or that all

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<v Speaker 1>that back room Schnannigan's of the powerful and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just Bieber Illuminati.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be great if miss Higher, Justin Bieber and Madonna

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<v Speaker 1>are part of the illuminatie in the world secretly, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I can see her, Donna being Mumra Yeah, Mamra living. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's part of the illuminati, but just because she founded

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<v Speaker 1>fourth century.

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<v Speaker 2>On a retirement party. So yeah, I don't think. But

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<v Speaker 2>Justin Bieber's part of the illuminited because no, it's through

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<v Speaker 2>a shared French Canadian ancestry, okay, also include heritage of Creole,

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<v Speaker 2>Haitian and African American roots as wellsh According to the

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<v Speaker 2>producer of the show, he was visibly moved to learn

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<v Speaker 2>about his multicultural ancestry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you would be, wouldn't you. If there's a camera

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<v Speaker 1>pointing at you. You've got to make it worthwhile, got

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<v Speaker 1>to have some emotions going on. I can't just be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, cool, that's nice. It's got to be like no, really, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>oh golly. Foundly my granddad had known, he'd have said

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<v Speaker 1>some very rude words.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So what do you think that here Madonna related

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<v Speaker 2>to the pope? Do you think she'd do a living

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<v Speaker 2>like a prayer?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? I was, yeah, I mean her whole thing was like,

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<v Speaker 1>got some religious overtones to it, hasn't it? With that

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<v Speaker 1>whole Madonna thing, Madge, Madge, good old Madge. What was

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<v Speaker 1>it she called herself when she was pretending to be

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<v Speaker 1>an English Landon gentry person. She wanted to go by

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<v Speaker 1>a different name, with something like Forlicity or something stupid

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<v Speaker 1>someone else, And I went calm down, all right, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that was that was ay Richie days, back when they

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<v Speaker 1>had a country estate in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Home in London. Sure she does well when she misses

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<v Speaker 2>the money, yeah, just in biebrand the Pope. So if

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<v Speaker 2>we did an ancestry thing on you, what do you think

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<v Speaker 2>would come up with?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Well, I know there's been a lot I'm from

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<v Speaker 1>a hardy northern mining stock Doncaster. All right, you won't

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<v Speaker 1>think it to look at me, but this is how

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<v Speaker 1>the old talk where I'm from. Yeah, ten generations of

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<v Speaker 1>miners and miners families and then before that farmers. But

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<v Speaker 1>they're all from around the same kind of fifty mile radius,

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<v Speaker 1>which has some rather itchy connotations if you think about it. Webbing,

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding, the webbing, the webbing. But yeah, apparently a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of inbreeding's fine because what about you, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>My family are very proud of you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure German and Welsh ancestry so lots of flenny languages,

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<v Speaker 2>and we have a family in Germany in the nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>forties that wore a lot of brown and black. So

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<v Speaker 2>we're not going much further into that, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's that's the update from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for that, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>So what you bring us after the break river, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going.

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<v Speaker 1>To be talking about the reason men like having their

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<v Speaker 1>hands there, so don't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to chewing the cud Now River. You've been

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<v Speaker 2>talking about hands, yes, indeed, okay that's fingers, but yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like a demented from it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know why men put their hands down your trousers?

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<v Speaker 2>It feels lovely? It does, don't It's warm. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>the easty anyway. A common stereotype, often portrayed in sitcoms

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<v Speaker 1>and observed casually. I do like casually observing is when

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<v Speaker 1>of the isn't that bad. It's very widespread, though it's

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<v Speaker 1>not just like a thing. It seems to be everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Study suggests that it can be linked to comfort or warmth,

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<v Speaker 1>you're more likely to have children.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if you're watching TV and so comes with plaque.

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<v Speaker 1>Others may argue they always do. Someone's always got someone anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>harshly when women do it than when men do it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I say, stick your hand down anyone's pants? Who

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<v Speaker 1>really cares with consent? Sure? But yeah apparently yeah? Would you?

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<v Speaker 2>and get handfuls of sweets for the pick and mix.

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<v Speaker 1>And did you ever go and have a good sniff

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<v Speaker 1>of the sweet? They can't?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, because they didn't look clean. But yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just my hands tend to rest on my thighs

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<v Speaker 1>Or someone's thighs.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Okay, I have someone.

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<v Speaker 1>But then what about you? Yeah, I'm always sticking my

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<v Speaker 1>hands down pants. Yeah, it's the best way to be good.

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<v Speaker 1>Check it's still there, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Okay, I know somebody that I work with that

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<v Speaker 1>Drunk that just draws more attention.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I said. But going, well, I get that point, but.

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<v Speaker 1>To each the rown. But then I suppose if we

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<v Speaker 1>think about posture and where our hands are with men

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<v Speaker 1>versus women as it were, Yeah, you don't. If you

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<v Speaker 1>and in her pants, then it's going to be very

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<v Speaker 1>evocative of a It's going to be telling you a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about that person in that moment, that they're a slob,

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<v Speaker 1>that they're not lady like, that they're okay, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? That's usually what that what the shorthand?

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't. This is me saying that you see it on.

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<v Speaker 2>This is very different river that's happening here now.

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<v Speaker 1>When you see it on TV and in the med

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<v Speaker 1>jar if you see a woman slumped on the sofa

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<v Speaker 1>with a hand of the pants, it's meant to be

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<v Speaker 1>shorthand for letting you know that she's yeah, that she's

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<v Speaker 1>not a classy girl, she's not lady like, she's not dainty,

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<v Speaker 1>she's low key or unrefined or missing the the company

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<v Speaker 1>of a man as it were. I mean, who would

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<v Speaker 1>miss the company of a man anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Key quotes, it's not creepy, it's comfortable. That quote is

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<v Speaker 1>not That quote is not attributed to anyone. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>So they're not mutually exclusive actions.

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<v Speaker 1>No comfortable and creepy. But hey, should we crash on

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Do you remember in the first night of September,

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<v Speaker 1>back in the mists of long long ago, a shop

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<v Speaker 1>called W H.

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<v Speaker 2>Smith I love Smith's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a train station?

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, apparently, yeah, they're they're relaunching part of their

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<v Speaker 1>business using the name TG Jones w H. Smith's. There

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<v Speaker 1>we go such a difference. I mean, having all that

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<v Speaker 1>price drop in the window is like, it does make

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<v Speaker 1>it seem like it's already on its way out of business.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, they've just labeled it TG Jones as a

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<v Speaker 2>w H. Smith's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they've even gone for a double initial and then

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<v Speaker 1>a surname. They've gone from Smith to Jones and two

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<v Speaker 1>very different it's it's it's hardly a big rebro letters apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>TG Jones was a family owned stationer and bookseller that

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<v Speaker 1>operated throughout the twentieth century in the UK and was

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<v Speaker 1>eventually acquired and absorbed into W. H. Smith's. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so they've they've a company they Yeah, they've absorbed it.

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<v Speaker 1>They've driven a company into the ground and then absorbed it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They they stole all their customers, used all the money

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<v Speaker 1>to buy the company. They may not kill it. They

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<v Speaker 1>may now they've re animated the corpse for some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of pr exercise.

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<v Speaker 2>May not have been a hostile takeover, but it may

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<v Speaker 2>have just been a look, we're going to buy your business.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's the money painting them as malicious.

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<v Speaker 1>The name are you? Are you? Are you on their

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<v Speaker 1>payroll getting something out of this? The name evokes a

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<v Speaker 1>sense of nostalgia, apparently, and it's being used in a

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<v Speaker 1>new format focused on local goods, relaxed seating, and traditional values.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can't go in there if you're trans or queer.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone will be wearing flat caps and women will only

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<v Speaker 1>be able to buy certain products normal way smiths. This

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<v Speaker 1>movie is aimed at reviving footfall to Britain struggling high

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<v Speaker 1>streets where online shopping and rising rents have caused closures.

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<v Speaker 2>How how was rising.

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<v Speaker 1>Rents and online chap No? No, how is this gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make people want to come back in.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's nostalgic and people will people will buy specifically

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<v Speaker 2>for this.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not nostalgic for wh Smith because it's called

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<v Speaker 1>tg Jones. I'd never heard tg Jones No.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think it's because TG Jones was part of

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<v Speaker 2>a small part of the country, right.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're rolling it out UK wide, So there's no

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<v Speaker 1>nostalgia for people who weren't in that small part of

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<v Speaker 1>the country.

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<v Speaker 2>But for those people in that's what there's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a nostalgic thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh, as long as I can still get maybe nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>pounds sandwich at an airport, who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, god forbid, I don't. I don't spend

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<v Speaker 1>over the odds on a notepad or a calendar that's

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<v Speaker 1>already three months out of date, or god knows what else.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to bring people. We want to bring back

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<v Speaker 1>what people loved about the high Street, says W. H.

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<v Speaker 2>Smith, throwing up outside of Wetherspoons into a bin buskers

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<v Speaker 2>it still exists.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's emo kids on their skateboards with their skinny

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<v Speaker 1>jeans and their floppy hair. That's what I loved about

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<v Speaker 1>high streets. Yes, very niche. Do you think this is

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<v Speaker 1>a sustainable move or a PR gimmick?

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<v Speaker 2>A PR gimmick?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too, right. British Drug Mules in Bali? Okay? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which that's that's scary. Yeah, sounds like a spin off

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<v Speaker 1>of another TV show, Like British Drug Mules was the

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<v Speaker 1>original and now they've got a spinoff on the beat

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in Bali. Two British nationals were arrested in Indonesia

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<v Speaker 1>after being sound with being found with where you would

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<v Speaker 1>be sound with eight kilograms of cocaine on your christ

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<v Speaker 1>on them? Well, oh dear.

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<v Speaker 2>Free standards.

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<v Speaker 1>They claimed they thought the substance was angel Delight, a

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<v Speaker 1>powdered dessert. I'm aware of it, yeah, and denied knowing

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<v Speaker 1>it was illegal drugs. Indonesia enforces some of the toughest

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<v Speaker 1>drug lawers in the world, including the death penalty. Although

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<v Speaker 1>they original did face execution, the pair sentence was reduced

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<v Speaker 1>to a life imprisonment. So is it the two guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it the guy in the middle and the lady

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<v Speaker 1>on the end, who definitely isn't on you from EA standards,

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<v Speaker 1>got a trump? It she's got a trump? Or is

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<v Speaker 1>it the poor white house looking guy in the background.

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<v Speaker 2>The two gents, so the one with the fit, petching

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<v Speaker 2>facial tattoos.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but then why why are three of them wearing

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<v Speaker 1>the same outfit because they're waiting to match? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Fair enough? Can you imagine cocaine angel Delight made from

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<v Speaker 1>cocaine and mixing some milk and pop it in the

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<v Speaker 2>Oh five minutes later, you've got to treat keep you

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<v Speaker 2>wait for hours?

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<v Speaker 1>You see.

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<v Speaker 2>I can go through a whole sashay of Instant Sorry

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<v Speaker 2>angels alike?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the non brand version, the version.

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<v Speaker 2>Iceland? Yeah, I'm instant pack of Instant. It goes through

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<v Speaker 2>one of them on my own in one sitting serves forward.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you would you even bother like mixing it into

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<v Speaker 1>the dessert or you just get a spoon and or

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<v Speaker 1>a credit card and just deal with it as a powder, because.

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<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to make a pint of milk, right right,

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<v Speaker 2>So what you do is you wait till you're halfway

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<v Speaker 2>through a two pint of milk. I see put the

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<v Speaker 2>power in shake. Shake, shake, shake, shake into a mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>You're thinking, that's a great idea, like because it's a

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<v Speaker 2>milkshake that gets thicker as you leave it. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like a milkshake like you're drinking it and it

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<v Speaker 2>goes it gets thicker. So it's a milkshake that gets thicker.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, that's all we have for the show this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for watching, and we will see you all soon.

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<v Speaker 3>So