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Speaker 1: And so why says to him, Yeah, you really have

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to keep an eye on him to keep it.

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Speaker 2: Guy.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, thanks for coming out. Your next comedian is let

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me look here, Darrell the Donkey. Let's put chance together, looking,

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Darrel the Donkey, come on out terrible. Thanks for coming

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out because it's a pleasure to be able to stand

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up here.

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Speaker 2: Take some jokes.

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Speaker 1: But hey, you know, my name is Darrell the Donkey,

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and I'm just so excited to be here. And I

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haven't been this excited since I accidentally found the farmer's

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secret stash of carrots. Don't tell them? So why did

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the donkey bring auncil to the barn? Because he wanted

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to draw attention to himself. And you know, speaking of that,

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why you know why donkeys don't ever use elevators because

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we're afraid we'll get the wrong level of attention. Oh man.

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And you know, I was in a school the other

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day and I got kicked out because I couldn't stop

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horsing around. And uh, you guys know how people are

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always saying that donkeys are just so stubborn, like, oh,

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that Darrell, he's so stubborn. Well listen, I'm not stubborn.

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I'm just highly opinionated with strong feelings about bridges. And

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here's something weird. You ever noticed how horses always get

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all the attention. Everyone's like, ooh, horses are so majestic. Meanwhile,

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I'm over here like majestic. I just ate a sandwich

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wrapper and I feel fine. Speaking of food, and my

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favorite meal is carrots, obviously, but not just any carrots.

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I like fresh carrots. You ever try eating a carrot

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that's been sitting out for a week. That's what I

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call junk food. That's a man living on the farm

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is tough because you know, there's all these cows all

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around and all they do is move. I mean, like,

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come on, mix it up a little bit. I'll try

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teaching them to sing once, and it didn't work. They

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just kept saying music his entire thing. He ever tried

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playing hide and seek on the farm, It's impossible. I

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tried hiding behind the barn once and the farmer came

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out and says, Darryl, I can see your ears sticking out,

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and I said, no, you can, and he said, yes

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I can. I said, well stop looking then, And what's

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with the farmer trying to always put a saddle on

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me a saddle? Do I look like a horse? I

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told him, Hey, buddy, if you want to ride, you

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better calling uber.

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Speaker 2: And yeah.

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Speaker 1: So back to those chickens in the farm. They're always

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making fun of me. They're like, hey, Darryl, why are

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your ears so big? And I'm like, so I can

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hear you talking about me, Karen? And yeah, so any

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you know what's worse than chickens or birthday parties around

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the farm. Everyone's always like, pin the tail on the donkey.

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And I'm like, hey, buddy, I already have a tail.

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Why don't you go pin something on those chickens? And

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so one of my favorite holidays around here is one

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where I get to play a couple of pranks home

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people in the farm. It's a you guys might have

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heard of it. It's on April first. It's called April

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Mules Day. You speaking of you? You know what you

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call a donkey with three legs a wonky and uh,

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you know there's a lot of doors and gates around

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the farm, and uh, you know what the hardest key

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is to turn a donkey. Thank you so much, guys

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for coming out to the show on a weekend. It's

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been so great having you here. I'm gonna end on

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this one. What did the Donkey do when someone cut

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him off in traffic?

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Speaker 2: He honked?

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, I see you guys later up in

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Darryl the Donkey.

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Speaker 2: Bye.

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Speaker 1: Two