Speaker 1: And so why says to him, Yeah, you really have
to keep an eye on him to keep it.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 1: Anyways, thanks for coming out. Your next comedian is let
me look here, Darrell the Donkey. Let's put chance together, looking,
Darrel the Donkey, come on out terrible. Thanks for coming
out because it's a pleasure to be able to stand
up here.
Speaker 2: Take some jokes.
Speaker 1: But hey, you know, my name is Darrell the Donkey,
and I'm just so excited to be here. And I
haven't been this excited since I accidentally found the farmer's
secret stash of carrots. Don't tell them? So why did
the donkey bring auncil to the barn? Because he wanted
to draw attention to himself. And you know, speaking of that,
why you know why donkeys don't ever use elevators because
we're afraid we'll get the wrong level of attention. Oh man.
And you know, I was in a school the other
day and I got kicked out because I couldn't stop
horsing around. And uh, you guys know how people are
always saying that donkeys are just so stubborn, like, oh,
that Darrell, he's so stubborn. Well listen, I'm not stubborn.
I'm just highly opinionated with strong feelings about bridges. And
here's something weird. You ever noticed how horses always get
all the attention. Everyone's like, ooh, horses are so majestic. Meanwhile,
I'm over here like majestic. I just ate a sandwich
wrapper and I feel fine. Speaking of food, and my
favorite meal is carrots, obviously, but not just any carrots.
I like fresh carrots. You ever try eating a carrot
that's been sitting out for a week. That's what I
call junk food. That's a man living on the farm
is tough because you know, there's all these cows all
around and all they do is move. I mean, like,
come on, mix it up a little bit. I'll try
teaching them to sing once, and it didn't work. They
just kept saying music his entire thing. He ever tried
playing hide and seek on the farm, It's impossible. I
tried hiding behind the barn once and the farmer came
out and says, Darryl, I can see your ears sticking out,
and I said, no, you can, and he said, yes
I can. I said, well stop looking then, And what's
with the farmer trying to always put a saddle on
me a saddle? Do I look like a horse? I
told him, Hey, buddy, if you want to ride, you
better calling uber.
Speaker 2: And yeah.
Speaker 1: So back to those chickens in the farm. They're always
making fun of me. They're like, hey, Darryl, why are
your ears so big? And I'm like, so I can
hear you talking about me, Karen? And yeah, so any
you know what's worse than chickens or birthday parties around
the farm. Everyone's always like, pin the tail on the donkey.
And I'm like, hey, buddy, I already have a tail.
Why don't you go pin something on those chickens? And
so one of my favorite holidays around here is one
where I get to play a couple of pranks home
people in the farm. It's a you guys might have
heard of it. It's on April first. It's called April
Mules Day. You speaking of you? You know what you
call a donkey with three legs a wonky and uh,
you know there's a lot of doors and gates around
the farm, and uh, you know what the hardest key
is to turn a donkey. Thank you so much, guys
for coming out to the show on a weekend. It's
been so great having you here. I'm gonna end on
this one. What did the Donkey do when someone cut
him off in traffic?
Speaker 2: He honked?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, I see you guys later up in
Darryl the Donkey.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: Two