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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news. Pete Holmes wants you to know he's not

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<v Speaker 1>reading your email. He caught up with Wired and said,

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<v Speaker 1>you can make a living. You could have a life

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<v Speaker 1>and leave fifty five thousand emails on Red with a

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<v Speaker 1>big f off. Because this was Wired, they asked Pete

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<v Speaker 1>Holmes about technology, which is kind of interesting. I like

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<v Speaker 1>when you ask comedians about different things. What phone do

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<v Speaker 1>you have, Pete Holmes? He said, it's the iPhone Air

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<v Speaker 1>from twenty twenty five. I love this phone so much.

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<v Speaker 1>The first thing I love about it is it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do well. No one bought it, and then when I

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<v Speaker 1>saw it, I couldn't wait to get it. People often

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<v Speaker 1>think it's an Android. People don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I love all of this. I love having a phone

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<v Speaker 1>nobody else has. I mean, everybody has the same ugly

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<v Speaker 1>spider eyeball phone. Everybody's just getting the max the twenty

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred hour battery life. Get all that stuff out

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<v Speaker 1>of here. The iPhone Air is the first iPhone I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen it in a long time that looks like Steve Jobs

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<v Speaker 1>out of say, everything else is just Apple playing catchup

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<v Speaker 1>with Android. Apple mimick. It's something this saill Google do

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<v Speaker 1>or whoever giving us a bunch of stuff we don't need.

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<v Speaker 1>And the flex is that it has a short battery life.

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<v Speaker 1>You see my phone to go. Bete must not be

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<v Speaker 1>on his phone very much. There was a time when

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<v Speaker 1>Apple was trying to make the eleven inch laptop. They

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to make the future. They were trying to

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<v Speaker 1>have things look clean, and now it's just like, here's everything.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like you work at Silicon Valley. You look

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<v Speaker 1>like you're a programmer. I want to look like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in Blade Runner. They asked Pete Holmes his average screen time.

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<v Speaker 1>The answer one hour fifteen minutes. Pete said, it's dream

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<v Speaker 1>of dreams to finally, if someone asked me in a

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<v Speaker 1>public way, what's your screen time? I've been living for

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<v Speaker 1>this day. So today it's two o'clock and I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seven minutes. And every day I am for sub

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<v Speaker 1>one hour. And I'm so aware of what a flex

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<v Speaker 1>this is. I just got my screen report. An hour

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<v Speaker 1>in fifteen minutes was my average for the week. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's the punchline. That's still too much. I still feel

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<v Speaker 1>stressed out by my phone. I can't even imagine what

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<v Speaker 1>mine is. My phone's upstairs. I'll tell you some other episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still looking at it more than I would like to,

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<v Speaker 1>and it still gets its closet me. At some points

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<v Speaker 1>it goes higher if I watch a movie or something.

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<v Speaker 1>If I've been flying, I keep the widget for screen

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<v Speaker 1>time on my home screen, which is good hack. Trying

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<v Speaker 1>to lose weight, you have to weigh yourself, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to get your screen time down, put the

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<v Speaker 1>widget on your phone. Pete says, there's no social media

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<v Speaker 1>on my phone. It's not natural to be in line

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<v Speaker 1>at the airport security and finding out everything from every

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<v Speaker 1>corner of the globe and having your own personal life

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<v Speaker 1>just constantly. I found that if you step away, people

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<v Speaker 1>get the message pretty quickly. You have to tell people.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of my texts start with sorry. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a big text person, and my phone is in black

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<v Speaker 1>and white. It's a nice little hack. Your phone is

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<v Speaker 1>like a slot machine, so the more you can limit

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<v Speaker 1>its color and sound, the less it can lull you

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot more there. We'll save that for summer weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>As we go, there's a lot more there. I am

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<v Speaker 1>scrolling down as I babble to you here. Jeff A.

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<v Speaker 1>Kuriy has a pretty good special on Netflix. The La

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<v Speaker 1>Times profiled him. They said, let's talk about the weird

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<v Speaker 1>level of fame you've attained right now. You're the guy

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<v Speaker 1>everyone sees on their Instagram reels at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>like who's that guy? Jeff said, one hundred percent my

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<v Speaker 1>uber driver on a forty five minute ride here. We

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<v Speaker 1>talked the entire time. As soon as I get in,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, you do comedy? I go, yeah, man, we

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<v Speaker 1>start talking. He's asked me questions. We're talking about comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>We pull up and he goes, what's your name? By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, he was quoting videos of mine the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I wrote it down for him. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>special comes out July seventh, to give it a watch,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, all right, man, I only have YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, you don't have to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to lie in the airport. I get

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people squinting, and then I'll see them

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<v Speaker 1>look at their phone and try to figure out how

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<v Speaker 1>do I know this person? The La Times ask Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>for curi you I have your crowd work clips on

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<v Speaker 1>social media changed your career, he said immensely. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was the only way for me to put out

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<v Speaker 1>as much content as I could and still perform live.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to show my improvisation and yet still work

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<v Speaker 1>on the written part personally, and it gets to repeat

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<v Speaker 1>that joke for your touring, as opposed to a crowd

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<v Speaker 1>work moment it happens, it's done. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>bad crowd work out there, just like there's bad editing

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<v Speaker 1>else fledgling or whatever rookie stuff. I think it's died down,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm being honest, I think the main reason for

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<v Speaker 1>the hate is because a lot of people start to

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<v Speaker 1>try it. They weren't doing it, and so there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people that try it because they saw the success.

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<v Speaker 1>I was fortunate enough that I was already doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I just applied it to social media. No

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<v Speaker 1>point in my career did I say I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>start talking to the audience. I've always done that. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes me cringe when I see comedians complaining about crowd work.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you're worried about what you're not doing. Do your

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<v Speaker 1>thing and then succeed. Don't try and latch on whatever

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<v Speaker 1>the success is and then complain didn't work for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Change gears aget a little more serious here after Netflix

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<v Speaker 1>called what was the first thing you did to prepare

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<v Speaker 1>for the special? Jeff said, So, that's kind of hard

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<v Speaker 1>because last year was a big year healthwise for my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>She was diagnosed with cancer and everything, so it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of adjusting on the fly. We found out about

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<v Speaker 1>the special within today or so, finding out that she

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<v Speaker 1>was misdiagnosed and her cancer was actually in a better

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<v Speaker 1>place than we thought it was. So it was a

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<v Speaker 1>great week for us. So it was very surreal. But

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<v Speaker 1>then to switch to prepping for special because I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to record a special talking about my life prior

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<v Speaker 1>to that, it felt weird being able to talk about dating,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about sex, life, things like that when I just

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<v Speaker 1>got married. So a lot of special, I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>at least half was written within a year of the

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<v Speaker 1>taping on the road that year, going through what I

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<v Speaker 1>was going through with my wife. There's jokes she's made

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the year that I would do on stage even

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<v Speaker 1>after clearing it and saying, my wife said this and

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<v Speaker 1>she has cancer, and here's the joke. And I still

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<v Speaker 1>get people like, oh, come on, don't make that joke, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I didn't, she did. I'm just telling you

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. We want to let people know that we

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<v Speaker 1>make dark jokes about her life, about our cancer, about

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<v Speaker 1>our situation, and not every joke, just like every couple,

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<v Speaker 1>not every joke is meant to be for everybody. Seth

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<v Speaker 1>Myers was on the Hey Jonas podcast curious about his

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<v Speaker 1>correspondent with former SNL cants mates and asked if there

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<v Speaker 1>are any group chats and who's in them and do

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<v Speaker 1>any of them have a funny name. Seth Myers said,

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<v Speaker 1>the group chat with the funniest name, Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Myers, who has the twelve thirty show on NBC.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's that good. The President of the

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<v Speaker 1>United States and I are a line that we need

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<v Speaker 1>to make twelve thirty great again. But Seth Myers is

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<v Speaker 1>doing his thing every night at twelve thirty, getting slightly

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<v Speaker 1>more viewers than I have listeners. And Seth Meyers said

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest group chat name belongs to one with Amy

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<v Speaker 1>Poehler and producer Michael Schumaker and the very funny group

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<v Speaker 1>chat name is Seth Meyers said, we're the Tripod, the

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<v Speaker 1>three of us. That's sort of a lovingly supportive one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's funny, the Tripod. Hello, oh show,

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<v Speaker 1>are you kidding me? Man? That's the funny one. Meyer said.

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<v Speaker 1>The other group chats don't have funny names. Hey, Seth

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<v Speaker 1>Nioth is that one. But they have some funny people,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Andy Samberg, Fred Armison and Bill Hayter, those

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<v Speaker 1>guys on one. I will say the funniest texture independent

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<v Speaker 1>of a group is Fred Ormison. Just for Laugh Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty six has been announced. Now I saw some

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<v Speaker 1>reports that said this is the first JFL Sydney, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm pretty sure that existed. And this article

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Kribbigoff says it's the fourteenth edition. Now I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure it existed because when I was working with the

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<v Speaker 1>Just for Last Folks AD Serious a decade ago, I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to figure out a way to scan my

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<v Speaker 1>way to doing business travel to Sydney. Never pulled it off,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I know like this existed before. So

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<v Speaker 1>for its fourteenth year, they've already announced Gabriela Iglesias Task

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<v Speaker 1>Master star Greg Davies, comedy legend Bill Bailey, and mock

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<v Speaker 1>the Weak icon Dara O'Brien Just for Laugh, Sydney, November ninth,

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<v Speaker 1>Through the twenty second The Guardian wrote about The Underground

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<v Speaker 1>Monk Show, Edinburgh's fringe cult comedy of the highest order.

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<v Speaker 1>They tell us deep within the cavernous Banshee Labyrinth in

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<v Speaker 1>Edinburgh's Cowgate, robed monks stand ominously on stage after midnight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's twenty twenty four, halfway through the fringe, and nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knows what's happening. But in this dungeon like sweat box,

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to experience a work in progress that's equal

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<v Speaker 1>parts to joyous and utterly unhinged. Two years later, Underground

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<v Speaker 1>Monks Show is back. So what's this about? Co creator

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<v Speaker 1>John Norris said, it's so funny because that's what we

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<v Speaker 1>constantly ask ourselves. If you were an attempt to explain it,

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<v Speaker 1>you might say the show follows whimsical monks who, over

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<v Speaker 1>the course of an hour, experience a spiritual awakening, spurred

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<v Speaker 1>on by a magical body of water that turns their

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<v Speaker 1>visions into reality. There are flashbacks, dream sequences, and a

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<v Speaker 1>portal into another world. One night, the monks latched onto

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<v Speaker 1>objects from members of the audience. A poor man in

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<v Speaker 1>the front row lost his cap for the entire show

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<v Speaker 1>when accompanied by Gregorian Chance and Coral Masses. The monks

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<v Speaker 1>deemed it sacred to their cause. See I love this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I know some of you were like, what just tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about Bill Bird? Dude, I love this weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Co director Corey Podle said it had nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with monks or nuns, but we were just stressed that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Then from there John just kept being like, what if

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<v Speaker 1>we were all just like monks? He said, At enough time,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he manifested it. Norris Hope's audience has experienced

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<v Speaker 1>a nice little escape for an hour. The Underground Monk

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<v Speaker 1>Show is at Assembly George Square Gardens in Edinburgh August

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<v Speaker 1>fifth through the thirtieth, then in London at the Soho

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<v Speaker 1>Theater January eleventh through the twenty third. How we doing

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<v Speaker 1>on time? Little short good? Because I had kicked a

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<v Speaker 1>story the other day about Michael Chay. The Minneapolis Star

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<v Speaker 1>Tribune went to see Michael Chay and said, Chay proves

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<v Speaker 1>he's one of comedy's sharpest bad boys. Jay jumped from

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<v Speaker 1>one politically incorrect subject to the next, using language that

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<v Speaker 1>would never be allowed on NBC. At one point, he

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<v Speaker 1>mused about the chances that Abraham Lincoln was gay. The joke,

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<v Speaker 1>told much better by Michael Chay, was he was shot

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<v Speaker 1>in the theater. That's a pretty gay way to die.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird told Chase. Material is just as edgy as anything

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Chappelle or Matt Rife has ever uttered. Is Matt

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<v Speaker 1>Rife edgy? I don't think Matt Wife's edgy? Is he?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know? Is it sire? A backwards baseball cap,

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<v Speaker 1>sweatshirt and sweatpants. Wait, that's almost what I'm wearing. No

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<v Speaker 1>cap today? Showered, Well, not on Sunday. I didn't record

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<v Speaker 1>this on Sunday morning. John didn't go to the doctor

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday. No. I went to the doctor on Thursday

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<v Speaker 1>when I recorded this, So I showered. So I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>wearing a baseball cap. But it would not be absurd

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<v Speaker 1>if I recording the show wearing a baseball cap, a

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<v Speaker 1>sweatshirt and sweatpants. Maybe in July it would be, but

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<v Speaker 1>in November probably what I'm wearing. I digress. Michael Jay

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<v Speaker 1>wore a backwards baseball cap, sweatshirt, and sweatpants. He even

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<v Speaker 1>indulged spectators who felt it necessary to comment. Jay said,

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<v Speaker 1>this is why I don't do crowd work now. In

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<v Speaker 1>the past, during these summer shows, Shay would like hint

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<v Speaker 1>that he might not return to SNL. He did not

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<v Speaker 1>comment on SNL at all this time, so maybe he'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back. That is your comedy news on a summer Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>See you tomorrow.