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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris and I died recently

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and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where

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we interview everyone in Hell, and I'm joined as always

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Bye Clayton, the brother of Satan, who is slurping on

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what is that?

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Speaker 2: Of course it's it's oh well, it's long, story short,

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but also it's still.

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Speaker 3: Gonna be long. Oh sorry, I I got stuff in

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my mouth.

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Speaker 2: So I have coffee, and I don't have milk, and

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I don't have oat milk, which is what I've been

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using lately because you know, hashtag healthy. But I did

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have oat meal, like quick quick goats, so I put

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the quick goats into the coffee, thinking I could make like,

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you know, oat milk that way, like it'd be like

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oatmeal coffee.

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Speaker 1: No, I tell anyways, it's it's stuck in my straw.

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Speaker 3: It's not very good. I mean, it's not bad. It's

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do you want to slurp?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Please don't. I mean I've eat some bad stuff in Hell,

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but this is it's kind of got.

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Speaker 2: The texture of like a really uh fibrous turd, you know,

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once you get to the bottom, it's just roll.

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Speaker 1: So don't you expecting it to turn into milk.

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't know how how you milk an oat.

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Speaker 2: So I was just I was just hoping some sort

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of dark magic would happen. We are in Hell, that

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kind of thing happens down here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, well it didn't work. But I think you

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discovered a new technique for torture.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean, I think I think Starbucks might be

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reaching out to me about this one. This is there's

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something here. I mean, the way it oozes out of

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my metal straw kind of looks like like a diarrhea,

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but very fibrous.

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Speaker 3: Once again, Yeah, I don't know. We'll see how it goes. Anyways,

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let's talk about the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you don't follow us on social media,

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you should fall at Morning from Hell. Send us your anything, art,

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your questions about Hell.

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Speaker 3: Chris, your dick picks everything.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, he asked for them.

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Speaker 1: He wanted him.

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Speaker 2: He said you're everything. He did not clarify. Therefore, send

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him to your dick pics.

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Speaker 1: Okay, fine, please please please. So who's our guest for

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this week? What's what's our plan?

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Speaker 2: Well, Chris, I'm a modern man, you know, I'm making

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big inventions. I'm always getting in the front of cool

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new things. You know, car, I got my Oats coffee.

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I started this podcast with you. You know, I I

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started a Lava hockey team. So I thought that the

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next big thing, you know, to really tap into the

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youth is to make make a video game about my life,

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a really cool action adventure video game about me, Clayton

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the game. So I'm bringing on Hell's best video game designer.

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He's the he's the video game extraordinaire. So he's gonna

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come on the show and he's gonna we're gonna were

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gonna talk through brainstorm a couple of video game ideas

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about my life. So so come on in, and Ron

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Luke Boxer come going in and run.

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Speaker 4: What old dare you get me on here again? Then?

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Dumb oh oh, hello there, Clayton. I was just having

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a chat with my with my agent cross Fixel. Yes, yes,

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anathlur CROs Fixel. He uh, he got me on this show.

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And quite frankly, I don't understand what I'm doing here

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with your dim wits, but but yeah, thank you for

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for bringing up Well.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you're here in Ron, you took the time

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out of your very busy schedule. You got four cell

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phones up to your face right now. I don't not

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even sure why.

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Speaker 4: You know, you have to get your eye on your

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business or I'm likecky, it's the many eyes on the business.

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You understand that. What is yes?

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Speaker 3: Are you talking to us? Are you talking to the

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person in the phone right now?

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Speaker 4: I can't exactly yes, what what is he? Yeah? Is

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he talking about what? No? Sell? No, but he'll sell

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sell but no? Yes? Okay, good, yes, all right now Clayton,

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what were you saying? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Nothing, appreciate a question.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So your name is Inron loot.

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Speaker 4: Boxer, Boxer, It's French, do Anesian? Okay?

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Speaker 3: French?

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Speaker 4: Answer? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, So you're you develop video games down here in Hell.

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Speaker 4: No, I've been. I've been developing them for many years.

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In fact, those suckers on Earth have been playing them

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just lovely. Oh my gosh, I cannot tell you how

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many of them have been praising my name. Lutbox There,

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they say, lutbox there, you are the greatest, and I

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know I feel them every time.

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Speaker 3: Well, what kind of games we're talking about here? I mean,

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I know you're you're.

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Speaker 2: List of awesome Triple A games, but maybe you could

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fill in the audience.

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Speaker 4: I doubt you. You know how growsome? I am no, you do.

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You probably don't mean about it as the mastermind behind

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loaders simulator. It's the one where you literally load into

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the game and every twenty minutes it charges you another

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three hundred dollars. It's beautiful. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So it's just it's just a loading screen, so does it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Chris, that is what it is. It literally

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is it says it in the name. I don't understand Clayton.

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I don't understand this man. How does he not understand

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the genius?

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Speaker 1: So does it always loading the same screen or does

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it load different loading screens?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: Is it loading loading?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Okay, don't you understand? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Nah, quick idea.

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Speaker 2: Just so it's just like you know, I just came

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up with podcasting simulator.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Basically, you spend hours playing the game and then you

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you upload the thing and then and then it's critical

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failure one after another.

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Speaker 3: You can never win the game. It's always just bad,

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always bad.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, I can see all this could work out.

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You can actually be rolling some dice and get some

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sort of crits so I don't know, we should call

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it the critical critical Film.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 4: I like that.

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Speaker 1: Or you can even just like yeah, podcast simulator, just

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record the whole thing and then upload it and then

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it's just you never get any uh, no one ever

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listens or get any feedback. I mean, like most of

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the podcasts.

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Speaker 4: So that's what you're talking about? This quite good? Yes? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What are some other games besides Loading Simulator that you know?

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I haven't played a lot of games down at Hell,

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so oh, yes.

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Speaker 4: Perhaps you've heard of my other adventure games. I have

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a Bible Adventure. It's a wonderful game, yes, completely crafted

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here in Hell. Let's uh. It was just the big

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man himself, your brother. You may have heard me talking

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in the back rooms with him everything about this. So

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people would say, lots and lots of money to go

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and spread mana about the world. It was great.

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Speaker 1: So wait, and then there's also the Bible Adventures. That's

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an actual NES title that was up on Earth. That's

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about the Bible.

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Speaker 4: Where do you think the publishing houses came from?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but isn't it like, yeah, isn't it kind of

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like bad forsake to be promoting the Bible?

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Speaker 4: Or oh no, it's it's all part of a scheme

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that we have going where the big guy thinks that

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this is a bad thing and we make it sound like, oh,

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it sounds so horrible. Down here, you should see my three yachts.

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It's very lovely down here. It's very warm. It's very warm.

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But other than that, it's very nice. This time.

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Speaker 2: You wait, so, are you like kind of cutting the

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opponent off, you know, before they could make their own game,

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like maybe you found out that Heaven was making a

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Bible adventure game, and then you just started catching on

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all their money, you know, you could get.

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Speaker 4: The best way is to get to a business in

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this world is just to bring the competition in under

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your fold. And then and then they feel like once

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they got a piece of the action, then then that

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that meets them less of a competitor and more of

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like a partner. You know that you can then backstep

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later and take all their money.

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Speaker 1: And it was and it was a terrible game too,

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So listen, you do.

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Speaker 4: You leave the Reddit reviews out of this? So I

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think it is wonderful. It is, in fact, one of

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our best sellers, right next to Accounting Adventures. You do math.

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We just literally do math for hours on end.

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Speaker 2: I don't see the adventure in that. Uh run, where's

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the adventure part of that?

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Speaker 4: We we pack a cobra with every game. Yes, you

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get your own cobra, and uh, the cobra really doesn't

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like math, so whenever you do math, the cobra tries

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to bite you.

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Speaker 1: So you're talking about just a live cobra.

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Speaker 4: It's a live cobra. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So was that was that in like the legendary edition

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of the game, or was that like the you know.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, that's the Mecca Cobra. Yes, we're thinking of

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the upgraded version. No no, no, no, no, no. We must

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charge an additional three hundred dollars for the Mecca Cobra.

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Those are those are more deadly, more venom. We loaded

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up to seventeen more tarantulas into every Spider wo wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, was there any like GameStop exclusive midnight release launch bonuses?

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I know that those are a big thing as well.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yes, we're talking about the DLC where we have

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the Venom triple. Yes, it was, it was. It was

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the how do you say, a very difficult launch. We

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found that people did not enjoy the multiplication or the division.

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So instead we kept saying it's very simple with trigonometry.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what other I know of another big game

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franchise that you've worked on.

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Speaker 3: If you want to tell Chris about that.

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Speaker 4: You mean the the FIFA?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you haven't heard number this from their FIFA.

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Speaker 1: What's it's what?

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Speaker 4: I can't believe this guy's never heard of a claim.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand it made years nineteen ninety five to

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twenty forty.

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Speaker 1: What are you saying? What are you saying? I heard

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in the FIFA.

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Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no FIFA.

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That is that is the that is the game. See

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in the year twenty fourty three, all of the things

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are together, and now we just bring you into a

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stadium and you literally just sit there and watch the

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grass grow and we take your money.

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Speaker 1: What do you say spelling for me?

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Speaker 4: Spell?

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Speaker 2: It's NBA, MLB, n FL, FIFA, It's all of them,

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and it's all the same game every year after year.

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It's the same game every time.

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Speaker 4: It's the same thing every single day. Yeah. We found

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that a lot of the expenditures were actually for the

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players themselves, so we decided that was just horrifying. We

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just didn't want to pay them anymore. Now people are

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just as entertained watching grass.

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Speaker 1: Did they just go to the stadium and just exactly?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So what what? How has it changed year to year? Like,

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what's the like the two thousand and twelve.

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Speaker 4: I can see the business side of this guy. Now. Yeah,

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this year we're bringing in Kentucky blue Grass. It's quite

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the upgrade from last year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and John Madden is on the cover naked. Yeah, oh,

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laying in the Kentucky Bluegrass.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean so, I guess you'd beat stupid not to

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get the new addition for sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to. You have to get the new

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if you don't have the DLC the one does even

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the point to playing the game? Yes, you have to

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have that, Chris, you should know.

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Speaker 1: I mean does everyone buy every version every year?

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after they buy the game. Then they're forced to buy

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another one. It's the most brilliant thing I've ever thought of.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so the servers, so after twenty twenty one will

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come out, the servers for twenty twenty turn off?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, the servers for twenty twenty one

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turn off two weeks after say the game it's absolutely

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beautifully So you only get to play the game for

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about two weeks, but it leaves people at that just

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that taste in their mouth where they just have to

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keep playing the game no matter what.

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Speaker 1: That tastes grass you're like, y tastes like oat coffee.

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Speaker 4: Well, I do not understand why this man keeps bringing

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up the oath guds. Do you have some sort of

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shares and oats coffee? Is this a new product?

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Speaker 3: It's gonna expose, It's gonna explode on the scene. You

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don't even know.

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Speaker 2: Starbucks is gonna be selling it like hotcakes, except for

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it's it won't be hotcakes, it'll be old coffee.

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Speaker 4: What if they twisted like hotcakes?

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Speaker 3: Perhaps not would be better hotcake coffee?

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Speaker 4: Like I like it.

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Speaker 3: This guy's he's just a full of ideas.

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Speaker 1: Hotcakes do sell.

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Speaker 4: I mean that's what I do. That is me and

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Luke Box areas.

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Speaker 2: So you know what, what what are some of the

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drawbacks of you know, game development and stuff like that.

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You know, like what, I know that your games are

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always in the news for causing violence.

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Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on that.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no, no. See what we have

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the cylindered is that violence is not caused by video games,

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and the SEC are currently working hard with our research

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and development team. S. Yes. Do you remember the the

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Nintendo Entertainment System.

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Speaker 3: Of course, yeah, everybody.

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Speaker 4: Do you know how you had to blow with the

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cartridge in order to get it to work? And then

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it was oh, it's fabulous time. We've wasted so many

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people's time with that, and we took that to the

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next level. Now in the newest system, the new system

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kicks out the cartridge at your face whenever it feels

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like it. Just in the middle of the game, small

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just propelled metal cartridge just pops out and dress and

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nail you in the face.

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Speaker 3: It's absolutely beautiful.

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Speaker 1: The new game system you're work on, yeah, shoots the cartridge,

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little metal game cartridges at the people playing. Yeah, Chris,

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it sounds like a gun.

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Speaker 2: Are you repeating what he just said? But slower, it's

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it's clear it's video game violence.

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Speaker 1: So you're just selling guns.

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Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no no no no no

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no no. This is a video game. See, so then

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we can say the video games really do calls violence. Yes,

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it's a masterful plan if I do. You say so

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myself and I just did eneral luflex or that's me.

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Speaker 3: So, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I just choked on oat milk. What are your

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thoughts on, like, you know, video game controls? How are

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you guys always you know, trying to push the next

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generation of consoles to have like, you know, newer and

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better features, you know, like VR and all that stuff.

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Speaker 4: You're seeing, Mike crowning achievement the end sixty four. Do

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you remember when they had that extra third control in

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the middle that nobody understood. Yes, that was my idea.

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It was beautiful, beautiful. I loved it so good.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, what was the intention that?

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Speaker 2: Were you supposed to hold the sides and then like

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steer the joystick with your chin like I don't.

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Speaker 4: Know, not your chin, No, no, your balls. You're supposed

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to use your bulls?

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Speaker 3: Oh so much more sense.

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Speaker 1: I did it way wrong when I was a kid.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, guess yes, you're supposed to put you just

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put your another region onto the top of the controller

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and then could operate the rest of it with your

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fingers and and and then this it allows for full

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control three hundred and sixteenth is three no scopes, no problem.

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Speaker 3: That would have made Mario party a lot easier for sure.

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Speaker 1: What else I mean? And in ten sixty four came

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out a long time ago as any other like no.

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Speaker 4: You yeah, you were to refer to our control scheme? Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

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The inverted controls are my best uh you know, helicopter

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controls as some like to call it, but I personally

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like to call it the Satan special. I worked that

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out with the big guy myself.

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Speaker 1: So what are you saying Just the fact that you

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never they just randomly are inverted.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes they go sideway, sometimes they go upside down,

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sometimes they go inside out, and you actually have to

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solder the control of yourself. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I think the name that they're going for it's the

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diverted control scream right, Oh.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, well it is the RANG. See. We allow

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people to pray for the rang and then sometimes the

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controls work, sometimes they don't. It's all up to the randomizer.

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The computers know all you know, I'm telling you claim

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they know all I know everything. Oh my gosh. The

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oaths is not the only thing you're selling, my friend.

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Speaker 3: I do appreciate that, well, have you been tracking me

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like you know.

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Speaker 4: You no, no, no, we would never do such a

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thing now. But that's with all the pictures you have

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on your hard drive. Very very nice. Also, it's is

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amazing that your shirts get that tight. Honestly, I'm confused.

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Speaker 2: You're saying that you don't track what I'm doing, but

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you're also referencing things that that you know very intimately

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that I that I am doing.

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Speaker 4: I see now you understand.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I don't understand. I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: We've been talking a lot about, you know, the old

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school days, what's on a bleeding edge of video game technology.

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Speaker 4: Ah, you want to hear about our crowning achievements. Yes,

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in fact, those are their mobile games. Yes, you may

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have played several hours of Tentacle Wars. Yes, it is

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one of our crowning achievements. I do love that one

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in particular. There are many advertisements we put on YouTube

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for those right now. We enjoy selling those all the

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wonderful people out there who just want to see you know,

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how you should use a tentacle on why you should.

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Speaker 2: Yes, those are the ones, Chris, you've seen it, the

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advertisements where it's got like a scantily dressed woman. You know,

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she's in some sort of like peril, and then it's like, oh,

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will you have sex with the princess? Or will you

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kill this bustful children. It's always it's weird, it's really weird.

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Speaker 4: Well, yes, it was something I was very proud of myself.

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I thought of this, what happens if every time you

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level up your character, as the character gets stronger, the

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clothing gets smaller. Yeah, I thought that wasn't one of

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my best achievements. Yes, it's good.

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Speaker 3: It's a good move. Maybe maybe the sexy dressing.

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Speaker 2: That's something that, like we can include in the Clayton game,

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right and run.

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Speaker 4: It could be a thing. Uh, you know, I do

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enjoy making new video game titles. I think you're gonna

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have to tell me more about this idea of yours.

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After all, you brought me here as an interviewer, not

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as a sales pitch. But sometime i'm here and you

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are not wasting my time. I should go ahead and

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just tell me about this. But that'll be fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Wait, okay, all right, he's making it. He's making a

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micro transaction joke.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 4: Seriously, fifty Oh.

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Speaker 3: There's an actual there's real life micro trans Okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't even know if that's a micro fifty dollars, that's

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that's not really micro.

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Speaker 3: That's a that's a micro transaction, chrisy you have.

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Speaker 4: To shoot the shoot hot okay for nine? All right?

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Speaker 3: Here, here's fifty a lot of it's and pennies, sorry,

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and run.

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Speaker 4: To deal with this or whatever.

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Speaker 3: You you just said it on fire. You instantly just

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said a white okay. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Where So if Clayton game, you know, it's an action adventure.

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He plays a cool demon. You know, he's got like

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machine guns all over the place, maybe a few chainsaws,

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and then he jumps like twenty forty feet high.

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Speaker 3: Super super big muscles.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Chris, you know, throw some ideas, well,

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what what would a Clayton game be?

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Speaker 1: Like, well, what would he fight? I guess who who's

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Clayton fighting?

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Speaker 4: Oh, you know, just.

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Speaker 2: Everything Hell, Heaven, most angels. Maybe it could be like

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kind of based around Hell, you know, like we could

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call it something cool like you know like Diablo whoa.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I say, well, you know you are infringing a

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bit upon a previous deal that we had hotel with

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your brother we had we had recently sent out a

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video game. There's much like that where you fight the

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angels and hell, yes, I think you have to think

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of something different that people want. Yeah, no, Sayton does

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not like to share, No, especially with family. No, no, Instead,

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what if you were to fight puppies. I hear that

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humans enjoy puppies quite much.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's that's there's not a lot of danger

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involved in that, and a lot of action and adventure.

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Speaker 4: You have never been licked by a upper doodle, then

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I say, yes, you're gonna have to fight one of

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those for the boss fight.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that sounds like a game. Is

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there is there any other like any other enemies that

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could about Clayton could fight like?

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Speaker 4: So I do? I did? I can't think of many things. Yeah,

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we could have the pupper doodles for sure. I also

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think that's Pranda's You should fight that many pandas. Pandas

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are generally very adorable creatures that that you would you

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would want to fight. I can see Clayton going against those. Also,

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the color blue, the color blue doesn't seem like it

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suits you at all.

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Speaker 1: Now, okay, okay, So how would he fight the color blue.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how have you able to know that? I'll need

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another twenty four ninety nine?

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Speaker 3: Really, get this straight. The more we pay you, the

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better my video game gets.

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Speaker 4: No, he's he's just laughing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, how.

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Speaker 3: Much one you got here?

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Speaker 1: Thank him?

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Speaker 3: Kim me checks, hearing checks, Yeah, okay, here, okay, I.

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Speaker 2: Got seventy six dollars and a ball of wind.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, those are quite quite good in the in

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video game link often upgrades to titanium. Everyone knows this.

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I will, I will accept this right now, so on

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behalf of that. I can tell you. Yes, Clayton, you

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will fight the color blue by reciting all of the

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colors of the rainbow as it was a song sung

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by Disney, and then you will be sooned into the ground.

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Speaker 3: But not sound like my counter video game.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is there any like punching besides the the puppies?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: How do I how do I fight the actual dogs?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, no no no no, Look at Claithon.

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Everyone expects them to punch things. Why would we punch them?

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No no, no, no, no no no. You have to

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give to people what they want, which is exactly what

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they do. They don't want you have to have them

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not punch anything. You want Clayton to just run around,

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hug things, sing them songs, generally just to being as

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much of a I guess would call it a human.

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It's humanly possible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, this doesn't sound like the mature kind of

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like action adventure game. It sounds like an educational game

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or something where I learned about colors and animals.

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Speaker 1: What what genre would could this be?

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Speaker 4: Yes, this would be of the new quick time event category.

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It's where we have a bunch of educational equipment in

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a video game. We call it entertainment, and then we

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make people push a button as fast as they can,

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and whenever they can't push them fast enough, and then

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we tell them they failed and they have to pay

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us again. It is clicked. Frankly, one of the best

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achievements could think of.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well we're gonna put a pin in that. Maybe

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what we can do is we can make a movie

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about my life, and then we can adapt that movie

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into a video game.

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Speaker 3: Those normally do pretty well, right video game adaptation, Oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, those would be amazing. Perhaps you have seen some

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of our newest Italians where we have fifty shades of

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gray except for the pandas it's fifty shades of gray

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and other gray. That's great.

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Speaker 1: So and that's based off the movie or the book

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or both?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I no, you understand good, you're so confused. Yes,

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perhaps you remember the n sixty four We were talking

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about that earlier.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, oh yeah, what do you controlled your balls?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it's the ball control. Yes. In fact, we

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are going to do that again all this time. We're

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going to upgrade it. We are going to retrofit it

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and have all of these amazing new graphics put in,

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including we're going to put Nicolas Cage's face all over

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the title character of Superman, and is going to be amazing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, what's your rear launch Superman sixty four? But you're

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just swapping out nick Cage as Superman.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, we would not simply swap them out. Now,

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we're going to bring in new amazing graphics. We're bringing

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in our finest four year olds to come in and

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draw his face all over Superman. It's going to be grazed. Well.

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Speaker 1: But then as far as gameplay though.

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Speaker 4: Is it Neil? You must be Superman, you see, so

509
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you must jump around, you have to leap tall buildings

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with three jumps. You have to be faster than a

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locomotive that is running out of fuel. You have to

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be able to stop a bullet, which just your bare

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thoughts going to be amazing.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, what want some of that into the

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incorporating that into the Clayton game? You know, like bullets.

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Speaker 3: I love bullets.

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Speaker 4: Look look at this man. Look look at those muscles

518
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all over this man Like that is just gross. That

519
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is not what humans want nowadays. No, no, no, humans

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do not want we want we want to be video

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games to be more like a human made a forty

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seven mashed potato.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I don't think I want to be humanized.

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Speaker 2: I definitely want to like capitalize on my demon look

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you know yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to be demoniced.

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Speaker 3: So maybe I could pitch you some more ideas? Is

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that fair? I mean we already paid you, I don't know,

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one hundred and twenty seven.

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Speaker 4: Dollars, yes, yes, yes, for the unbelieve that I might

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be able to hear one more idea.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I go ahead, Okay, great, So U wait why

532
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are you why is your hand out?

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Speaker 3: Why are you just kind of doing the gimme sgh.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm gonna need five dollars. Still

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listening to the rest of this.

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Speaker 1: Yes, good, okay, hold on, let me go check the couch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay, quick sweet, okay, here, I hit

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five dollars for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, cat, you're okay.

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Speaker 2: Continue Okay, So in the Clayton video game right super Muscly,

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Demon Guns, chainsaws blood.

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Speaker 3: You're still giving me the gimme sign? What n what

543
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I gave you the five dollars?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, that was that was very good.

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I listened to two words that you said after that. That.

546
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But you're going to need to just put some more

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green right here. Yes, four hundred dollars we do have four? No, well, yeah,

548
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I'm and that's mister Luba Sera to you. I'm gonna

549
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need you to just go ahead and pay up. It's

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this has already been like multiple minutes of my time,

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and my agents are telling me that I have several

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shows to do.

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Speaker 1: Well, but what if we don't have any more money?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you took it all.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I see you're out of money. That's that is

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all right. In fact, you shall go down and crawl

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in the dungeon. Then you could go line in my

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pockets with even more money. So you go down there

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and do these monotonous tasks that you ever seem to end.

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And for some reason, I will always give them to

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you in lots of three. I don't know why three,

562
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but I do always like the number three. So you're

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going to go down there and do these tasks, and

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then you should bring the money back to me, and

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then I shall buy another yacht.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he's talking about the mines where we have to

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we have to grind for the XP and money.

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Speaker 3: It's it's it's a whole thing.

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Speaker 2: We we recently implemented them on and run Luke Box

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airs a call that basically, you know, you just you

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go down there and you you make like two cents

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for about an hour of work.

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Speaker 3: It's not all it's it's not great to.

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Speaker 4: Oh my dear boy. No, we nerved that in the

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last patches, no one one.

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Speaker 1: So we're just gonna go mind grind.

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Speaker 2: We just gotta grinds a lot of ways that you

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can interpret that. Chris, I think I'll let your imagination

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run wild. Okay, Well that's about our time. Looks like

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Chris and I gotta go to the caves and grind.

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Speaker 1: You know, well, I'm sure this game is gonna be

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coming out real soon, right.

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Speaker 4: And Ron dressful work, No, I'm still on the show now,

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I don't know. They just keep talking. I could not

585
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make them show. They continue to talk, don't We're going

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to We're going to open next.

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Speaker 3: Start your cell phone?

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Speaker 4: When?

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Speaker 3: But when?

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Speaker 4: When?

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Speaker 1: With the when would the Clayton game come out? Just

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like what with the Clayton game?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Oh yes, yes, that's twenty sixty nine. That is

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the earliest that we have in the buck. It's going

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to be amazing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on the cyberpunk schedule.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, well, well we're gonna go grind something. I don't

599
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a little fraid to find out grinding. Let's go, Delli

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all right, goodbye in Ron ludebox hare.

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Speaker 4: Good bye for now. He'll always be back.

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Speaker 1: Horror Fying Hell Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, guys, thanks for listening to another episode of

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Good Morning from Hell. This week we had our special

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friends Steven spawn on. Steve, thanks for dropping by.

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Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for having me. That was the most fun

607
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silliness I've gotten to do in forever, and no one

608
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,119
ever lets me do the Snidley Snively voice from the

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nineteen seventiest. Thanks for that.

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Speaker 1: So where can people find more of you? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Man, you can find me all over the internet. You

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can find me do coin, you can find me on twitters.

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You can find me No, you can find me on

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Twitter Steven Spawn, ste v N s p o h N,

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or on twitch s t e v i N s

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p a w N. Just like the comic book character.

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I stream five days a week over there, whenever John's

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not pulling me in for random among us games.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Steve, you've been doing a lot of collaborations with

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us on like Rooster Teeth and stuff, and we've been

621
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one of You've been one of my many Quarantine friends

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people that I've met over you know, those awful, terrible

623
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last two years.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a it's been a it's been a

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rough couple of years. But I really enjoy some of

626
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the silliness that came out of the pandemic because we

627
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all got kind of boxed in, and you know, as

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a way to say goodbye, I have to say, like,

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you know, playing Chris. You know, you guys have been

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some of the best people that I've met, you know,

631
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all the family from Rooster Teeth and beyond have been

632
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:59,160
amazing and y'all have just really for me, uh embodied

633
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what it is to have fun and even during the

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00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,519
difficult times. So thanks for having.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Steve, Thank you one of the most positive people

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we've had the opportunity to work with, so it's always

637
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a pleasure to hang out with you.

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Speaker 1: So if you're listening, go subscribe right now on Twitch

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and stream twitch and Twitter to Steven.

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Speaker 4: Twitch and streamer, streamer dot com streamer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a handle a lot more time just to people.

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Speaker 4: Go do it? Even spawn s t e V e

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I N s p A w N just like the

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00:28:26,799 --> 00:28:28,880
comic book character. All right, you can go find me

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just about anywhere.

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Speaker 3: Go go all right, thanks, all right, thanks guys,