Speaker 1: Hey, I'm Bill, Alicia's husbian asked me a question about anything.
Speaker 2: Hey, Bill, how you doing. How's uh? Okay, it sounds
like you're doing well. How's the how's the restaurant? How
is it good? Okay? Hi, Hello, and welcome to another
brands banking new episode of the Patreon exclusive recap of
Bravos of Bravos. What's up?
Speaker 1: Oh? Nothing?
Speaker 2: You got the you got Haunted Mansion painting eyes right now? Oh?
Speaker 1: When my eyes were going back and forth. Yeah, I
was trying to get my head in the game.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm here with Pat Kaye guy in painting and
Haunted Mansion and all. So we are here with the
Pride of New York. It's not Amanda Patula, it's actually
it's not even Rudy Giuliani. It's actually Ruby friend.
Speaker 3: Wow, Hey, Dyl, Hey Pat, how are you?
Speaker 2: Do you remember when Rudy Giuliani was in that Borat
movie and he was trying to get that underaged girl
to have sex with him.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Dylan and I went to see bor Out with our mother,
whom a very underaged and people yelled at her in
the theater and said that we were too young to
be there core memory.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, was that or that it was? The other one?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 1: I like the second character better Ali g No, no,
no no, the one where he plays the are you
talking about Bruno?
Speaker 2: Bruno Bruno? Okay, so we're here to break down the
last episode of the inaugural season of the Real Housewives
of Rhode Island. It is part two. There are receipts
just falling from the rafters. Joe Ellen is a full
blown lunatic, and I am here for it. Joe Ellen
makes me so grateful for Joe Ellen. I give this
episode ninety seven crackers.
Speaker 3: Wow, go ahead, Ruby, Okay, thank you, Pat this season
the entire thing. I am happy with this franchise. I
think I am happy that they brought us back to
a group of people that knew each other before filming started.
I'm happy that all of these women are the perfect
amount of off their fucking rockers. I thought this episode
we got to see that the husbands are equally as nutty.
I'm going to I might agree with you, Jill, I
might go I'm going to swear on ninety seven kids,
all daughters.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have my thoughts if you don't mind, he
are a little bit longer than both of yours. First thought,
I agree with Ruby. They success now just letting him
stating in a fact, why are.
Speaker 2: You gonna be ninety seven plots like us?
Speaker 1: It might be higher?
Speaker 2: Really, yes, whoa wow.
Speaker 1: The thing that made this show successful is although Rhode
Island is a big state, it's probably in the actual
size population wise, it probably sits somewhere in the middle
of the United States. However, it is in fact a
small town, and I think they bragged about that at
the beginning of the season. Everyone is in everyone's business,
and that's what's wonderful about this Everyone knows that you
went to the doctor and what doctor was. That's how
Joe Ellen can know that Rosie has two mortgages because
she probably knows the person that gave them the mortgage.
That's that's why I don't like living in the small
town that I came from, because everybody did know, like, oh,
you know that girl over there, Hey, she's got gonorrhea. Hey,
how'd you know that? My mom's her doctor? Oh that's nice,
let's spread that to everybody.
Speaker 2: No patient financiality, no, not.
Speaker 1: When you live in a small town.
Speaker 2: Is there a more mortgage broker confidentiality? Is there like
a hip ho for for real estate rats?
Speaker 3: No, not in Rhode Island. Actually, hippa also doesn't apply,
though you're allowed to. Yeah, but he just started to
interrupt you, Pat, just really quickly. They actually are the
smallest state by land area. They are the second most
densely populated state in the country. So well done there.
Speaker 2: But not well done though, because that's not what he said,
and it was really distracting. And I didn't want to
buttet because.
Speaker 3: Population pretty sure that's exactly what he said. But it
doesn't matter because I don't have the capacity to discuss
it further.
Speaker 1: Thank you mean neither, although Dylan was obsessing on it. Okay, uh,
all right, other thoughts here. It was hilarious watching the
dueling kind of vibes between the husband's backstage and the
wives on the stage, where the wives were essentially throwing
daggers at one another and the dudes were behaving like
they were at a fantasy football trading session. All good vibes.
You're a draft they were at a draft? Yeah, then,
Joe Allen, we'll get to her. She is the hero
of this season. I don't know where she finds the time,
but to dig up such things as Ruler's booty smells
like garlic. I don't know where you get that kind
of information.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I would say conservatively, and I don't
know how many weeks. Maybe it wasn't consistent, but I
would say that Joe Ellen was putting in easy forty
hour work weeks on Rula.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Brian getting her fired from her job
and freeing up all that time was one of the
worst decisions he made this year.
Speaker 1: I would say, Brian handbags this one in this photo.
Oh my god, how do you how do you research
his buying habits?
Speaker 2: That was the mic drop of the episode.
Speaker 1: Because of a non disclosure agreement, I cannot I can't
actually legally say what I got at Chili's last night.
Speaker 2: It's a non disclosion. We have an NDA, it's a
legal case going on.
Speaker 1: It was I can't even say if it was diet
a drinker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not really. I'm not at a at a
in a position to discuss what I got my son
for his birthday because there's an ongoing legal case surrounding it.
So I actually can't say anything. Brian, Brian, Brian, it's
a reunion on Bravo. Plead the fifth does not work here? Okay,
the hair dye is making you dumb.
Speaker 1: You thought that was the gotcha moment? That was great,
but the when were you married? Rula? And then she goes,
you're a psycho and Rula says, I know with the
fucking joker face.
Speaker 2: That was like obviously the biggest But I thought when
we're talking about swim fan kind of levels of insanity.
Going to the store, the Chanelle broke that was bananas fair. Yeah,
thank you, Joellen, you are the hero.
Speaker 1: And lastly, but I guess lastly, Oh hi Jared, Hi Ashley,
how's the coffee shop doing? Oh? Really good? Get the
fuck out of here? Thank you? Yeah, well, I think
we might have you back next year. But you added nothing.
Speaker 2: I would say that I would like but a little
heart everyone back on this show. I don't think anyone
needs to go.
Speaker 3: No, I can I also say I would like to
say Rosie is going to be unless she goes to
jail for something crazy. I think she might be great
in the making. I think her she was like Devil
Make Care. She was perfectly bitchy. I really I thought
it was great and she got fed up at the
end and she was like, we're moving on from this
because I can't hear about it anymore. I really thought
she did a great job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, Well tonight, the men? How many Cracus?
Speaker 1: One hundred? This was like the best reunion ever. I mean,
people are calling each other whoores like it's their last name.
Speaker 2: I mean, can we start off with Joellen and Rula
calling one another whores? Ski ramp you mentioned?
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, a lot of people took that
as their own. That's how much they agreed with me.
Speaker 2: Now what kind of ski ramp? Were we talking about?
The ski ramp where the long jump where they fly
like squirrels.
Speaker 1: That's right, right, Yeah, there's a naturally name for that,
something like the something rouge or louge or something. I
couldn't pronounce it, just ski ramp, so I called it
ski ramp.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, she has a new face and Joe Ellen
doesn't care. You're a fucking who. I know, you're a
fucking who. I fuck you? I know, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then right in the middle of it, Hey,
we got to stop all of this to discuss the
all important topic of what is the square footage of
Rosie's new house in the renovation? Is this fucking guy
losing his mind or or or his fastball or both?
Speaker 2: Ruby, Well, how do you feel about Andy Cohen's reunioning
of late? Because I won't go so far as Pat,
but I do. I'm kind of my think you're dangling
off the side of Pat's boat and he's thinking about
Letty be, And I really think that Andy's not doing
a great job hosting these reunions.
Speaker 3: Okay, I agree with you, but here's my big, big caveat.
I also think when you're in that room, we are
seeing the edited version of the howa no you're a
haua no You're and it's I think I too, would
get to a point where I was like, not only
do I actually not give a fuck about any person
in this room. This is agonizing and I cannot do
it anymore. I have eight more cards to get through.
Please stop yelling at each other, remove your fingers from
her hair, and talk to me about pizza.
Speaker 2: Mama.
Speaker 1: I don't care it, okay, but he just.
Speaker 2: Wants to go get a martini with John Mayer. That's
the only thing he wants to do.
Speaker 1: I understated, understood your point. Ruby. However, as an audience member,
you want what Rosie did at the conclusion of this episode,
which is stop talking about this. We want a defenditive answer, Brian,
when did the fucking affair end? Andy never got to
that question, Rank, so thank you, Rosie. My question would
be rule up. You've been shooting your mouth off for
ten minutes about Joe Allen bang in every doctor in town,
so then I know you don't want to say it.
So this is how I'm gonna frame it. Who did
Joe Allen hook up with dot dot dot allegedly dot
dot dot that you may have heard of dot dot
dot allegedly Rula? And if she says I can't, okay,
good moving the fuck on.
Speaker 2: Do you think i'd do a good job hosting these.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know I would do a
great job.
Speaker 2: How do you think I would do?
Speaker 1: I think you can be frustrated?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say Dylan would get overwhelmed and
think it was dumb too quickly. Pat would be Pat
would love it, truly, That's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, save us square footage. Questions for the bonus episode
with the bloopers. Okay s.