1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: Hey, I'm Bill, Alicia's husbian asked me a question about anything. 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:12,279 Speaker 2: Hey, Bill, how you doing. How's uh? Okay, it sounds 3 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:18,600 like you're doing well. How's the how's the restaurant? How 4 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:34,240 is it good? Okay? Hi, Hello, and welcome to another 5 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,759 brands banking new episode of the Patreon exclusive recap of 6 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:44,000 Bravos of Bravos. What's up? 7 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,359 Speaker 1: Oh? Nothing? 8 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 2: You got the you got Haunted Mansion painting eyes right now? Oh? 9 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,679 Speaker 1: When my eyes were going back and forth. Yeah, I 10 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:52,520 was trying to get my head in the game. 11 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm here with Pat Kaye guy in painting and 12 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,479 Haunted Mansion and all. So we are here with the 13 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:07,200 Pride of New York. It's not Amanda Patula, it's actually 14 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,640 it's not even Rudy Giuliani. It's actually Ruby friend. 15 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,040 Speaker 3: Wow, Hey, Dyl, Hey Pat, how are you? 16 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 2: Do you remember when Rudy Giuliani was in that Borat 17 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:20,719 movie and he was trying to get that underaged girl 18 00:01:20,799 --> 00:01:22,159 to have sex with him. 19 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,879 Speaker 1: I wouldn't. 20 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 3: Dylan and I went to see bor Out with our mother, 21 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:31,640 whom a very underaged and people yelled at her in 22 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,480 the theater and said that we were too young to 23 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,480 be there core memory. 24 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 1: Oh wow, was that or that it was? The other one? 25 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:38,519 Speaker 2: Wasn't it? 26 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:38,879 Speaker 1: Was it? 27 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,680 Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was. 28 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 1: I like the second character better Ali g No, no, 29 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,959 no no, the one where he plays the are you 30 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:46,840 talking about Bruno? 31 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:52,359 Speaker 2: Bruno Bruno? Okay, so we're here to break down the 32 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,760 last episode of the inaugural season of the Real Housewives 33 00:01:55,760 --> 00:02:00,000 of Rhode Island. It is part two. There are receipts 34 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,640 just falling from the rafters. Joe Ellen is a full 35 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:08,159 blown lunatic, and I am here for it. Joe Ellen 36 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:14,479 makes me so grateful for Joe Ellen. I give this 37 00:02:14,599 --> 00:02:18,439 episode ninety seven crackers. 38 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 3: Wow, go ahead, Ruby, Okay, thank you, Pat this season 39 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,240 the entire thing. I am happy with this franchise. I 40 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,759 think I am happy that they brought us back to 41 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,800 a group of people that knew each other before filming started. 42 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,800 I'm happy that all of these women are the perfect 43 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:41,199 amount of off their fucking rockers. I thought this episode 44 00:02:41,319 --> 00:02:44,800 we got to see that the husbands are equally as nutty. 45 00:02:45,439 --> 00:02:47,240 I'm going to I might agree with you, Jill, I 46 00:02:47,319 --> 00:02:49,280 might go I'm going to swear on ninety seven kids, 47 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:49,960 all daughters. 48 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:50,759 Speaker 2: That's crazy. 49 00:02:51,319 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 1: Okay, I have my thoughts if you don't mind, he 50 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,719 are a little bit longer than both of yours. First thought, 51 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,719 I agree with Ruby. They success now just letting him 52 00:03:02,759 --> 00:03:05,159 stating in a fact, why are. 53 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 2: You gonna be ninety seven plots like us? 54 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:07,879 Speaker 1: It might be higher? 55 00:03:08,599 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 2: Really, yes, whoa wow. 56 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: The thing that made this show successful is although Rhode 57 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:19,000 Island is a big state, it's probably in the actual 58 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,960 size population wise, it probably sits somewhere in the middle 59 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:25,719 of the United States. However, it is in fact a 60 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,639 small town, and I think they bragged about that at 61 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,479 the beginning of the season. Everyone is in everyone's business, 62 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:34,960 and that's what's wonderful about this Everyone knows that you 63 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:37,360 went to the doctor and what doctor was. That's how 64 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:41,759 Joe Ellen can know that Rosie has two mortgages because 65 00:03:41,759 --> 00:03:44,280 she probably knows the person that gave them the mortgage. 66 00:03:45,599 --> 00:03:48,120 That's that's why I don't like living in the small 67 00:03:48,159 --> 00:03:51,560 town that I came from, because everybody did know, like, oh, 68 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,400 you know that girl over there, Hey, she's got gonorrhea. Hey, 69 00:03:54,439 --> 00:03:57,719 how'd you know that? My mom's her doctor? Oh that's nice, 70 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,039 let's spread that to everybody. 71 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 2: No patient financiality, no, not. 72 00:04:01,879 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: When you live in a small town. 73 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 2: Is there a more mortgage broker confidentiality? Is there like 74 00:04:07,879 --> 00:04:10,000 a hip ho for for real estate rats? 75 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 3: No, not in Rhode Island. Actually, hippa also doesn't apply, 76 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,519 though you're allowed to. Yeah, but he just started to 77 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:19,240 interrupt you, Pat, just really quickly. They actually are the 78 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,680 smallest state by land area. They are the second most 79 00:04:22,759 --> 00:04:25,720 densely populated state in the country. So well done there. 80 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 2: But not well done though, because that's not what he said, 81 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,480 and it was really distracting. And I didn't want to 82 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,600 buttet because. 83 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 3: Population pretty sure that's exactly what he said. But it 84 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,839 doesn't matter because I don't have the capacity to discuss 85 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:40,240 it further. 86 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: Thank you mean neither, although Dylan was obsessing on it. Okay, uh, 87 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,000 all right, other thoughts here. It was hilarious watching the 88 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:52,439 dueling kind of vibes between the husband's backstage and the 89 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,240 wives on the stage, where the wives were essentially throwing 90 00:04:56,319 --> 00:04:59,040 daggers at one another and the dudes were behaving like 91 00:04:59,079 --> 00:05:03,959 they were at a fantasy football trading session. All good vibes. 92 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,680 You're a draft they were at a draft? Yeah, then, 93 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:12,439 Joe Allen, we'll get to her. She is the hero 94 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,879 of this season. I don't know where she finds the time, 95 00:05:16,439 --> 00:05:20,279 but to dig up such things as Ruler's booty smells 96 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,240 like garlic. I don't know where you get that kind 97 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:22,839 of information. 98 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I would say conservatively, and I don't 99 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,199 know how many weeks. Maybe it wasn't consistent, but I 100 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:34,519 would say that Joe Ellen was putting in easy forty 101 00:05:34,519 --> 00:05:35,839 hour work weeks on Rula. 102 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,439 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Brian getting her fired from her job 103 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,680 and freeing up all that time was one of the 104 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,079 worst decisions he made this year. 105 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:49,959 Speaker 1: I would say, Brian handbags this one in this photo. 106 00:05:50,079 --> 00:05:53,680 Oh my god, how do you how do you research 107 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:55,399 his buying habits? 108 00:05:55,439 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 2: That was the mic drop of the episode. 109 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: Because of a non disclosure agreement, I cannot I can't 110 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,680 actually legally say what I got at Chili's last night. 111 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 2: It's a non disclosion. We have an NDA, it's a 112 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,360 legal case going on. 113 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,079 Speaker 1: It was I can't even say if it was diet 114 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:14,519 a drinker. 115 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not really. I'm not at a at a 116 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,199 in a position to discuss what I got my son 117 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:22,480 for his birthday because there's an ongoing legal case surrounding it. 118 00:06:22,519 --> 00:06:27,000 So I actually can't say anything. Brian, Brian, Brian, it's 119 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:32,160 a reunion on Bravo. Plead the fifth does not work here? Okay, 120 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,000 the hair dye is making you dumb. 121 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:36,279 Speaker 1: You thought that was the gotcha moment? That was great, 122 00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:39,439 but the when were you married? Rula? And then she goes, 123 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,959 you're a psycho and Rula says, I know with the 124 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,079 fucking joker face. 125 00:06:44,199 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 2: That was like obviously the biggest But I thought when 126 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:52,399 we're talking about swim fan kind of levels of insanity. 127 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:59,639 Going to the store, the Chanelle broke that was bananas fair. Yeah, 128 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,079 thank you, Joellen, you are the hero. 129 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:06,879 Speaker 1: And lastly, but I guess lastly, Oh hi Jared, Hi Ashley, 130 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,279 how's the coffee shop doing? Oh? Really good? Get the 131 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:13,480 fuck out of here? Thank you? Yeah, well, I think 132 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:17,079 we might have you back next year. But you added nothing. 133 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:19,399 Speaker 2: I would say that I would like but a little 134 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:22,040 heart everyone back on this show. I don't think anyone 135 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:22,600 needs to go. 136 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,079 Speaker 3: No, I can I also say I would like to 137 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,199 say Rosie is going to be unless she goes to 138 00:07:28,279 --> 00:07:31,240 jail for something crazy. I think she might be great 139 00:07:31,319 --> 00:07:34,399 in the making. I think her she was like Devil 140 00:07:34,439 --> 00:07:38,399 Make Care. She was perfectly bitchy. I really I thought 141 00:07:38,439 --> 00:07:39,839 it was great and she got fed up at the 142 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,759 end and she was like, we're moving on from this 143 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,279 because I can't hear about it anymore. I really thought 144 00:07:44,279 --> 00:07:45,079 she did a great job. 145 00:07:45,439 --> 00:07:49,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, Well tonight, the men? How many Cracus? 146 00:07:49,759 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: One hundred? This was like the best reunion ever. I mean, 147 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,079 people are calling each other whoores like it's their last name. 148 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,079 Speaker 2: I mean, can we start off with Joellen and Rula 149 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:03,519 calling one another whores? Ski ramp you mentioned? 150 00:08:03,839 --> 00:08:06,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, a lot of people took that 151 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,040 as their own. That's how much they agreed with me. 152 00:08:10,519 --> 00:08:12,279 Speaker 2: Now what kind of ski ramp? Were we talking about? 153 00:08:12,319 --> 00:08:14,519 The ski ramp where the long jump where they fly 154 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,199 like squirrels. 155 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:17,839 Speaker 1: That's right, right, Yeah, there's a naturally name for that, 156 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,759 something like the something rouge or louge or something. I 157 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:24,959 couldn't pronounce it, just ski ramp, so I called it 158 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:25,519 ski ramp. 159 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, she has a new face and Joe Ellen 160 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,680 doesn't care. You're a fucking who. I know, you're a 161 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,679 fucking who. I fuck you? I know, fuck you. 162 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,679 Speaker 1: Yeah. And then right in the middle of it, Hey, 163 00:08:35,759 --> 00:08:38,519 we got to stop all of this to discuss the 164 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:43,440 all important topic of what is the square footage of 165 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,720 Rosie's new house in the renovation? Is this fucking guy 166 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:50,240 losing his mind or or or his fastball or both? 167 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,799 Speaker 2: Ruby, Well, how do you feel about Andy Cohen's reunioning 168 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,399 of late? Because I won't go so far as Pat, 169 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,720 but I do. I'm kind of my think you're dangling 170 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,000 off the side of Pat's boat and he's thinking about 171 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,200 Letty be, And I really think that Andy's not doing 172 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,440 a great job hosting these reunions. 173 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 3: Okay, I agree with you, but here's my big, big caveat. 174 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,799 I also think when you're in that room, we are 175 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,200 seeing the edited version of the howa no you're a 176 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,080 haua no You're and it's I think I too, would 177 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,320 get to a point where I was like, not only 178 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:24,679 do I actually not give a fuck about any person 179 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,399 in this room. This is agonizing and I cannot do 180 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,919 it anymore. I have eight more cards to get through. 181 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,720 Please stop yelling at each other, remove your fingers from 182 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,440 her hair, and talk to me about pizza. 183 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:35,759 Speaker 2: Mama. 184 00:09:35,799 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: I don't care it, okay, but he just. 185 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 2: Wants to go get a martini with John Mayer. That's 186 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,039 the only thing he wants to do. 187 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:46,519 Speaker 1: I understated, understood your point. Ruby. However, as an audience member, 188 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,639 you want what Rosie did at the conclusion of this episode, 189 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,519 which is stop talking about this. We want a defenditive answer, Brian, 190 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,240 when did the fucking affair end? Andy never got to 191 00:09:57,279 --> 00:10:00,799 that question, Rank, so thank you, Rosie. My question would 192 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,960 be rule up. You've been shooting your mouth off for 193 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:06,039 ten minutes about Joe Allen bang in every doctor in town, 194 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,879 so then I know you don't want to say it. 195 00:10:07,919 --> 00:10:10,799 So this is how I'm gonna frame it. Who did 196 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:15,399 Joe Allen hook up with dot dot dot allegedly dot 197 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:18,320 dot dot that you may have heard of dot dot 198 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:23,519 dot allegedly Rula? And if she says I can't, okay, 199 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,759 good moving the fuck on. 200 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,080 Speaker 2: Do you think i'd do a good job hosting these. 201 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,440 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know I would do a 202 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:29,919 great job. 203 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,960 Speaker 2: How do you think I would do? 204 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:33,159 Speaker 1: I think you can be frustrated? 205 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:35,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say Dylan would get overwhelmed and 206 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:37,879 think it was dumb too quickly. Pat would be Pat 207 00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:41,919 would love it, truly, That's all. 208 00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:45,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, save us square footage. Questions for the bonus episode 209 00:10:45,080 --> 00:11:01,639 with the bloopers. Okay s.