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gotta tell you, Dan unexpected afternoon. I gotta. I have
to open with a little bit of a complaint. I
had it, well, I had it. I had a doctor's
appointment and I thought, for some reason, I don't know
why I got why don't they tell you what it
is like before aids? No? But like, why don't they
tell you what is going on, like what the appointment is?
Speaker 3: Because well don't they tell you that when you schedule it?
Speaker 2: I guess, but I don't remember.
Speaker 4: Physical or check up well or high blood pressure okay
or okay?
Speaker 2: So I inverted you know, yeah, I inverted nipples. I
I I thought it was to talk about adderall or something.
I really did, because he had said, we're gonna have
to talk about this in a couple months in New
York States, really tight on it. We can just do
a telehealth. So I get this thing and I figure, oh,
that's what it is. But it's saying go to the office,
and I go, you know what, good, I got some
other questions here. I'll ask about okay.
Speaker 3: Started to turn into me. Well, I mean just going
with a list.
Speaker 2: I don't have a list. Says well, I guess doc.
Speaker 3: I got this copper colored thing on my foot.
Speaker 2: So I get in there and the lady's taking stuff
and she does my height and weight, and she goes,
do you want to take your jacket off? I go no,
because the next time you take my weight, I'll be like, hey, shit,
I fucking lost that. She laughed and then did my
height and then we go in the room and she
takes my blood pressure and stuff and she says, all right,
you got to put it. You're here for a physical.
And I went what and she goes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, tune a cat pan dova she said.
Speaker 2: She says to me, you're here for a physical I go,
I am. She goes, oh, you're not kidding. I said, no,
I thought it was here to talk about like an
adderall prescriptions of trip.
Speaker 3: Put on the gown.
Speaker 2: And she goes, well, you can talk to me about it.
She goes, don't take off your pants, take off your socks,
your shoes, your shirt, and put on the gown. I go, okay.
So she said it's gonna be about forty minutes with him,
and I said, all right, so I get the whole thing.
I will say this.
Speaker 3: They give you the electro cardiogram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I and so I so they give you
the EKG right. Yeah. Now, one time I set off
the alarms because I got my heart rate so low.
But I didn't. I was not able to do that today,
I guess. And I said to her, I said, to
the lady, because all of a sudden she plugs it
in and then it seems like she just takes it
off me like it was on there for oh yeah,
twenty seconds, and if it was that long, yeah, So
I said, uh, this camera's all goofing up and it's
pissing me off.
Speaker 3: It's just like, you know, sorry, this wasn't solved that
your doctor supported.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's going so I uh so I
say to them, as she said, I go, can you
tell me what this? She goes, I really can't read them.
Speaker 3: Yeah they can't. The doctor has to interpret it.
Speaker 2: And I said, oh, and she goes, but as long
as it looks like the other one, it's fine, she goes,
because this will tell you about block it. So they'll
tell you all this stuff. So I said, okay, now
I get They get to the question and he's going
through the stuff. Still two three beers a week? This
isn't that funny?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is under over two and a half, two
or three beers FanDuel has yet six.
Speaker 3: It is super Bowl week, two.
Speaker 2: Or three beers a week? So I go, three, I mean.
Speaker 3: You lied to him the last time.
Speaker 2: I guess I did.
Speaker 3: Are we just talking beer?
Speaker 2: Well? I don't, I don't know. I don't know what
he I don't know, like what I don't know. So
he asked the question and he says too, and he
says it with a question marker that two or three
beers a week, and I must have left enough hang
time in there that I did. I didn't even make
an audible sound. It just was hang because I'm going,
what do I say here? So then he goes, uh,
is it more than that? How much are we talking?
And I said five? And he goes all all beer?
And I said, I go, notch.
Speaker 4: Up my bar when your voice goes up with an
octavity fear and wine, you know, beer and wine.
Speaker 2: And he's he says, what are we talking? Three beer,
two wine a week? I go yeah, And then as
I'm thinking about it, I go, holy shit, if that's
the case, If that's what I'm supposed to have. I
drank twenty twenty six when Fallon was here. I got
nothing left. It's all over now. It's every family's nightmare
when an elderly person goes missing. And I don't know
Savannah Gustrie. They haven't they haven't filed their will, right,
But I don't know Savannah Guthrie's family. I don't know
the history. I don't know if the woman was having trouble.
There's nothing that says that. But almost immediately strangers start
sending letters to Savannah Guthrie, not prayers, dan letters, not
support letters, claiming insider and ransom demands. Oh wow, yeah, yep. Slurs,
political rants are in some of these, even name dropping
unrelated murderers like Luigi what's his name? Yeah, they're all
mentioned in there. They mentioned the January sixth like it's
some kind of mad lifts. I mean, they're just throwing
it out there. And it made me think because I
started to go, when tragedy goes public and we see
like locally here and I would love to know at
a lower level, does this also happen? Does somebody get
bored and go I'm gonna tell I don't know. Now
it's somebody famous. Savannah gou three is well known. She's
a network Yes Morning's.
Speaker 4: Today show that used to be the biggest morning show
in America. I don't know if it still is.
Speaker 2: When I go, why do people feel like they need
to insert themselves into somebody's tragedy like this? And what
are they getting out of it? Well, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4: And you know you could go to YouTube and find
a video for just about anything. That means we have
enough people on this planet who care enough about whatever
stupid subject you want to look up to put a video.
Speaker 3: Up about it, or to put a Wikipedia entry at it.
Speaker 4: So for every person who I don't know, anybody who's
ever I think I've changed one Wikipedia entry once and
it was about the Indianapolis Colts, just random cause I
look something, I'm like, oh, that's not true.
Speaker 3: I gotta fix that.
Speaker 4: But I mean, for the most part, I have no
business like trying to fix a Wikipedia entry. But there
are people who do this, like as soon as somebody's dead,
bag somebody's on Wikipedia. Yeah, so and so died of
this condition and play right. So my point is is
that if there's somebody to like do a YouTube video
for anything, or fix a Wikipedia entry, there's got to
be at least a thousand morons who would send awful,
awful letters to Savannah Guttie.
Speaker 2: And it's not even so much about Savannah Guthrie as
just and I go it, well, just what is what
is it about people that they would do this, Because
I would think that even at the local level, there's
probably some of this that goes on. They just don't
bring attention to it. With Savannah Guthrie, somebody finds out
about it. But I show these letters, it's like you're
auditioning for a Netflix documentary. They should never fucking make
because you're you know, all these weird shit, like what do.
Speaker 4: They do like criminal minds or something like you a
CBS show, you got it, But this is weird.
Speaker 2: You're sending someone who's in pain, right, some false lead
or nasty note when it has nothing to do with that,
And I go, I don't know if it's attention, any
attention is the reward for these people? I know she
read it now, I read it in like the New
York Post or wherever, and it's like the fear becomes leverage,
like I know what happened. Here's the ransom we wanted
in bitcoin. You know what I'm saying. YEA, so well,
I know, But but some people don't want money. They
just want the acknowledgment in some strange way. But I
wouldn't be surprised, and I'm love to find out and
I'll get I have to. I think I'm supposed to
do a podcast with an officer tomorrow that I need
to move.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: But I would ask him, like, when these missing persons
things go up, do you get a lot of false leads?
Because I think they get a lot of false leads
on everything, and sometimes they're well intended, and sometimes I
think it's just some nut who's like just looking for anything.
Because the information that you're getting your emotional dumping on
someone who doesn't have does an emotional.
Speaker 3: Bandwidth to fucking handle your shit.
Speaker 4: They just get off on it, man, they just get off.
It's like it's like the greatest case, not the greatest,
but the worst case of schadenfreud.
Speaker 2: Well, it is because you get you get power by control,
right a little bit, right, all of a sudden, you know,
I can scare you. There's control.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh. Then there's things like validation someone important is reading
when I wrote someone who's got a little bit of
clout in the world, the cloud that I'll never have.
You know, your pain proves I matter, and so you
kind of got there's what would you call that like
power by proxy? I guess in some way it's it's
like it's it's.
Speaker 4: Just a sickness. Yes, yes, it's criminal minds type of stuff.
Remember when remember when OJ they couldn't find OJ before
the the what do you call it? The White Bronco Chase,
and they said the cops got so many false leads
including oh yeah, he's on rodeo drive meeting with Dion
Warwick to talk about his future.
Speaker 2: That was like a legitimate lead. It was true.
Speaker 3: But people were.
Speaker 2: Calling up with Warwick. I thought I thought for a
while she was endorsing one of those psychic fronts of network.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's but that's why.
Speaker 4: But that was a legitimate It wasn't a legitimate lead,
but that was like a lead that somebody made up.
Speaker 3: That part was legit.
Speaker 2: Well, look you and here's the thing is you get identity.
You're the guy that did that. Think of like you,
but even like Captain Jenks used to fuck with people
on the radio for Howard Stern and he would try
to prank the the Wei show in Town. It was
like it was identicy. You're Captain Jenks, You're a mastermind?
Speaker 3: Was that the guy who called up Al Michaels during
the Chasers? And he looks scared?
Speaker 2: But do you see what I'm saying? It's identity. It's
the same type of thing like there, it's it's almost
it's sort of funny.
Speaker 4: But okay, we got a guy who's part of this podcast. Yeah,
Mark the Soldier.
Speaker 3: How did he get his name?
Speaker 2: Yeah? For fighting for we'zights, Howard. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 4: But you and I would run into people in radio
who somehow made a name for themselves as callers.
Speaker 3: They weren't callers to our show. We knew all our guys. Yeah,
all right, they were just helpful and friendly. I'm talking
about people who called other shows. Yeah, hey, I'm the
guy from.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about one going way back, same thing. Uh.
There used to be a guy they called weather watch
er Mike on the Brother Weez Morning Circus. So I'm
the promotion director weekend fill in and Mike would call
up and he would always let He would ask, we's
what kind of see you? Because we used to say
see you they were pumper sticker thought and what kind
of see you do you want? And he goes, you
want to underwater see it? He would like put water
or coffee in his mouth and gargle, right, and this
would be his thing. And Tommy was kind of new
to the show. And after a couple of months, Tommy goes,
you gotta fucking fire this guy. You gotta you gotta
do it. So we just goes, I can't do it,
I can't do that, but he goes, I'll do it.
So that guy was so crushed because it was identity.
But this, to me is is a little different. It's dark,
it's somebody's tragedy.
Speaker 3: Who's gonna find out? Except for this, I guess if
they find out.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's the collision of hope and dread. You
hope someone sees something you dread the fucking you know
what I mean, And I just can't find it.
Speaker 4: And now the actual leads become like a lottery to
well listen, actually legitimate lead if.
Speaker 2: If if this was your loved one, would you read
everything that came in just to protect yourself, you know
what I'm saying, Or you would hold first.
Speaker 4: I think I become leading stuff just because I'd never
experienced this before, it wouldn't know any better, and thought, okay,
maybe this is a.
Speaker 3: Clue, And then after three or four then be like, okay,
someone screwing with me.
Speaker 4: But I can never be too sure, and I'm hopeful
that the next letter that I read is going to
have a legitimate lead.
Speaker 3: So all it does is really.
Speaker 4: Just break you and break you, yes, and you keep
going because you just want to find a real answer.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: That's that's awful, Right? What's really true?
Speaker 2: When someone you love is missing, right, Every lie cost
real emotional currency. It just does, and you can't And
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That was the thing that jumped out to me. Is
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Mac of All Trades. No job too small. I want
to talk about the Buffalo Bills, but just because it's me,
it's going to be a little different. And I have
a question because before anybody starts yelling herb huffing and puffing,
are getting all worked up. And I don't mean you,
I mean any listener at all. Because there's a lot
of passion about the Buffalo Bills where we are, and
people get very, very connected. I just want to say,
this is not what I'm about from my point of view.
It's not about playbooks and headsets. What I'm thinking is,
why is it every new coaching staff in the NFL,
no matter what the team is, it's either salvation or
end times? Am I am? I kind of off here.
It's either salvation like finally they got it right, or.
Speaker 4: It's called sports save old bills.
Speaker 3: Unless you're Pittsburgh Pirates.
Speaker 4: It's always and they've skipped the end times.
Speaker 3: They've already like moved on, right.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, whether it's it's salvation or end times,
I'm gonna use those words because you're my friend, Christian
did and I just I'm going and either way, both
camps are absolutely convinced that they are right. They are
right before anything has happened. Yes, always, yes, Okay, all right,
so we'll talk about the new staff. And I'd love
to hear you, know you and Peter.
Speaker 4: It's a great exercise on how people will There's an
old Springsteen sung at the Hidden the Vivy Hard Day
people find some reason to believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I put.
Speaker 4: This on Instagram and I'm like, look, no matter what happens,
some of you people will talk yourselves into it.
Speaker 3: Well, of course, because that's what you.
Speaker 4: Do, right, But I mean, what the arguments that they argue, Danny,
like they.
Speaker 2: Argument it's more of right than you about I don't
know parenting, but at least you're right.
Speaker 4: Nobody knows because it doesn't Ultimately, it doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: But we don't know what works until it doesn't. Yeah,
it's kind of the point.
Speaker 4: Football is a very inexact science, right, if you can
call it right.
Speaker 2: Look at I'll say this. News systems usually equal what uncertainty? Yeah?
What is the one thing that human beings can't stand?
Speaker 3: Uncertainty?
Speaker 2: You got it.
Speaker 4: People say they're excited. I think they're really curious. Okay,
some people may be excited.
Speaker 3: I go, don't mistake your excitement for curiosity.
Speaker 2: Okay, Peter, how are you, buddy? I'm good man.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm well? I uh, well, that was my little intro
there I wanted to see.
Speaker 5: I like it, all right, I like it?
Speaker 2: Okay, good question. Well, it's just a question goes.
Speaker 5: Along with the Uh.
Speaker 6: There is an old adage in Wall Street if you're
a stock player, Yeah, buy the rumor, sell the news.
Speaker 2: Sure, buy the rumor, sell the news.
Speaker 6: You got it, Sell it when the news comes out, right,
And it's like fickle if you're an investor.
Speaker 5: It's long term, but less short term. People react that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not it's not necessarily a bad way
to go because what he's saying to you is there's
a rumor that this is gonna pop. You get it.
It pops. Now it hits the news that it popped.
Get the fuck out, well you can, because it's gonna
drop potentially.
Speaker 6: And in terms of the salvation, and it's all to
me football wise, I'm just gonna stick with football.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's it's the production, it's the optics.
Speaker 6: Sure, Look how many how many opinions changed after that
whole press conference and a different place than they ever
had before.
Speaker 5: What he what? Joe Brady said, the new head coach.
Speaker 6: And I remember texting Danny during the whole press are okay,
this is all great, good for him, sounds great, you know,
but these are all words.
Speaker 2: Well okay, So to that, to that point, because I
think you're right, I would say that fans aren't looking
so much for innovation as much as they're looking for reassurance, right,
reassurance that this is going to be better. And and
like I said the last time, when when it's somebody
like Brady, we give no grace. If it's someone like Harbaugh,
we go it's one of the best. He'll get it
figured out. Even if he doesn't the first year, they'll
get it. But but this I feel like it's like,
fucking right now, dude, you got to do it yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no one really knows. We're not going to know
until the next seven months. I'm not going to I'm
not looking forward to the next seven.
Speaker 7: Day months of unpacking everything and unpacking his career and
the the the talking heads and the experts and the
hobbyists are going to put him on a pedestal or
they're gonna tear him down, and everybody's gonna have an opinion.
Speaker 6: And we're not going to know until September. Then come October,
then November, and now let's see. You know, the rubber
has hit the road, right, all the all the talking
points are over and it's it's the production, it's the results.
Let me got to be results driven.
Speaker 4: Think about early early November for just a second. Sure,
who is the best team in the AFC at that point.
Speaker 2: In the AFC.
Speaker 3: You can make an argument that it was the Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's how much things change.
Speaker 5: Daniel Jones went down, that was it.
Speaker 3: That was it. They brought in Philip Rivers.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I mean, but if Daniel Jones stays healthy,
they may be a playoff team.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: But like things change in the NFL incredibly quickly.
Speaker 2: Tell me what you think, Dan and Peter about the
people that Joe Brady has surrounded himself with in terms
of I think offensive line coaches, quarterback coach, offensive coordinator,
the defensive coordinator. I think a lot of people were
pleased with that pick. I don't I don't know. Again,
until the rubber meets the road, we don't really know
any of it. But thoughts on all that good people.
Speaker 6: I mean, you know again, we were a lot of
people are looking at where these guys are from.
Speaker 5: What they're from.
Speaker 7: Uh Now, the one thing I like about like about
the defensive coordinator.
Speaker 6: Here's a lot of disguising blitzes and scheming and stemming,
and that I like.
Speaker 5: I like to hear that.
Speaker 2: The problem is do they have the players to fit
that right?
Speaker 5: No, not right now, not right now. So they have
to make some moves. It all sounds good, Bill, but
you know, you have to have the players on the field.
Speaker 6: They're going to execute these types of things and the
things they want to do. I want to say, I
know who who had Eric word and Joe Brady had
a kind of a laughable moment yesterday when they talked
about how the population is.
Speaker 5: It was almost it was. It was somewhat condescending in
a little bit of a way.
Speaker 7: Maybe been may have been funny, but how the fan
base hates screams.
Speaker 5: You know, well, right, I get it, and don't worry
for me.
Speaker 6: You know, you run, you run one play to sometimes
see how a defense reacts back to a different play.
Speaker 5: I get that. But it's all about pleasing the fan
base right now that it is about results on the field.
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Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: The Giants, the Gins, the Gints is our friend, Juice.
Speaker 8: We'll be back in the super Bowl in the next
few years. Giants will be back in the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: The next few years.
Speaker 2: Could be I mean, you got you know, hardball. But again,
that's one of those things that we talked about where
it's like, hey, the greatest guy, you walk out water,
why are you saking? What do you say?
Speaker 4: Juice?
Speaker 8: You guys say you have no plans for super Bowl?
In uh, Bill, you've been invited a couple of plays.
Let me invite you to one more. I'd like to
invite both of you guys over my house for the
super Bowl. It's just a game, but the super Bowl
that could be fun. My top five days of the year.
I absolutely love it. I don't care who's playing in it.
I fucking love the super Bowl every year. Love it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 3: Hat with the Juice mansion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is this saying is this a rematch?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a rematch of the uh the Russell Wilson
Yeah interception, Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, twenty eight, twenty four, that was kind of a
classic game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Malcolm Butler had the pick. Yeah, it was like,
they're gonna hand it off.
Speaker 2: They should.
Speaker 4: I was watching with the dude who if the Seahawks
scored the touchdown and hit the extra point, would have
won five hundred dollars in squares.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Russ throws that pick and he yells, what the.
Speaker 4: Half and flips his freaking nachos, and we're.
Speaker 2: All like, all right, so here's what. Here's the thing,
the Super It's not just another game, you know what
this is. It's it is a chapter in fans psychology.
Somebody flipping their fucking nachos over the fact that they
didn't give Beast Mode the ball to.
Speaker 3: Run and end something they had no control over.
Speaker 2: But they do. Yeah, we do.
Speaker 8: Squares are so much fun for the Super Bowl. That's
that's that's part of the reason why I love it too.
It just anything can happen, and you know, just having
squares lining up, you know, seeing what you need to
get your numbers, that's just awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, look I saw a guy today who told
me I'm not I don't want New England to do it.
He goes, I gladly donate this money, but if they do,
I wouldn't make it. And I don't know what big was.
I don't know.
Speaker 8: I got a square in uh whatever year. It's at
a firehouse. It's one thousand dollars square. So there's one
hundred thousand dollars in the pot. The final pays twenty
five thousand dollars and my numbers are one and nine,
so twenty nine to twenty one, twenty one, nineteen nineteen,
so we'll see.
Speaker 2: Oh, it wouldn't be nice'd be pretty sweet, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow, I mean that's almost that's too tempting.
Speaker 2: Now here's the thing.
Speaker 3: That's something I kind of might would do. I might
do it.
Speaker 2: Well here here, yes, you might would do I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds so stupid. I caught myself.
Speaker 2: So because you're you're flabbergasted by this, Yeah, I get it,
I understand.
Speaker 8: What's that money? Touching square pays two thousand double your money?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but look when it comes to the super Bowl,
I take more time picking by snacks than I do anything. Right,
But to that point, to Justice's point because I'm thinking, like,
I go, oh, one thousand bucks, you kind of go,
do I want to throw that on a square, But
there's so many things I would just throw a thousand
dollars at. Yeah, I know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Orthodontia No, well yeah, yeah, yeah, but I get that.
Speaker 2: But I'm talking about something just as frivolous that I'm
never going to get it back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this ab machine works my core.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking like you might go, you know, a
quick weekend away, a spa, some dinner in New York. Yeah,
I mean maybe before they.
Speaker 3: Go completely communists.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, maybe I don't know, And then you know,
oh I wouldn't. I don't want to do that, But
it's got to make watching the game with we have
said with the sexiest super Bowl. I mean, if your juice, yes,
you're invested, right, Oh he's invested.
Speaker 3: Both and both are right.
Speaker 8: The pick goes. I've been betting the Super Bowl since
twenty ten. That was the first Super Bowl I bet,
and it was the Colts versus the Saints over ten.
The picks for the game is we're going Seattle minus
four and a half and we're taking the under minus
forty five and a half. I actually like the under
more than I like the spread. Seattle wins the game,
so I'll probably be taking Seattle money line as well.
They're gonna win this game regardless. I don't love the
four and a half. I could just you know, see
to be close because it's going to be a super
low scoring game.
Speaker 2: Oh you froze.
Speaker 3: Here's what sucks. Fandel won't let me do both.
Speaker 2: So yeah, what's that?
Speaker 3: FanDuel won't let me do both?
Speaker 8: Yea, dude. The Super Bowl so saturated with with vetting
and and these lines are all skewed and they get
fucking clobbered all week. So in terms of trying to
put together a whole fucking parlay, it's gonna be really tough.
But we can we can put one together. Uh you know, try,
But you can't take Seattle and take Seattle money line
plus the under to start. Can you do that? You
are you building one right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It won't, it won't. It won't let me do it. Really, No.
Speaker 4: FanDuel is weird like that, Like you could bet certain
guys scoring touchdowns, but.
Speaker 8: They know Sunday is gonna be a freaking blood bat.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, maybe that could be.
Speaker 8: So that's that's where I'm gonna That's what I'm gonna take,
you know, to start. That's those are my starters, all right.
A couple other props if you're looking Drake May rushing
over thirty seven and a half, but I think now
that's been met up to like forty and a half.
I think Drake May is gonna rush quite a bit.
He's gonna be running for his life. They're gonna, uh,
Seattle's gonna send pressure, which is gonna send him running.
So I like that Ramande Stevenson under eleven and a
half for his longest rushing yards. Seattle's defense is really
good up front, and I don't see any you know,
they give They don't give up any big plays, especially
to running backs. So I think Stevens Stevenson will not
get more than eleven and a half on a single rush,
So we're gonna take that. What else we got like
Hunter Henry over four catches, okay, and I also like
Mac Collins over twenty seven yards. I think the Seattle
is gonna focus a lot on digs and on and booty,
so you know, Henry's gonna you know, Henry is Henry
and Mack are gonna be able to to get some.
And I also like mac mallin anytime touchdown and that
pays like four twenty five. That's that's a that's a
nice one. That's a juicy payout. He think mc collins
somehow finds the end zone.
Speaker 2: How about like a prop bet, like mccollands shows up
to the stadium game day with shoes on.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, I've never I've never gotten into any
of those gimmick like.
Speaker 2: They do a lot of ton of gimmick ones right,
tons of that, they do a ton of gimmick games.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's an you can even bet if Seattle is
gonna throw the ball at the one yard line because
that's what they did against the Patriots and lost in
the Super Bowl. Uh, DraftKings has got that. It's like
they're they're they're trolling that, the US doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what else we got?
Speaker 8: I like the Marcus Lawrence to record a sack. He's
the Seattle defensive end. As much as I used to
hate him when he played for Dallas, but I don't
mind him so much now. But I think he will
sack Drake May. Uh, they're gonna pressure him a lot,
and that pays like plus one fourteen, okay, anytime touchdown.
I also like aj Barner, Uh from Seattle. I think
he's gonna score and that's like plus two forty. I
would even take him plus two touchdowns, which is plus
two thousand. I just think you're gonna see. You know,
they're gonna cook up something, you know, if you want to,
you know, if you're looking for some touchdown prop bets.
But I don't. Honestly, I don't think there's gonna be
a whole lot of touchdown scoring in this game. I
think it's really gonna be low scoring.
Speaker 2: And everybody's excited for bad buddy.
Speaker 8: Who man, Yeah, there's probably.
Speaker 2: Uh who said the old white guys? All right? And
then one last thing that I got from uh Alex
are our former intern who now is involved in a
lot of television production and stuff. We did a goodbye
song to her. Yeah, I think so Okay, Well, he
sent it to me and I haven't heard it.
Speaker 3: It's been a while.
Speaker 2: Let's see if you can remember this.
Speaker 9: Dear Danny, Tommy and Bill. It feels like just yesterday
I first set foot in your studio.
Speaker 2: Oh she beat this, Yeah, Oh, this is her goodbye
to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty funny. She has a comment about Tommy.
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Good, okay, all right. I couldn't remember, but she sent
it to me, and I said, I haven't seen it,
but I'm going.
Speaker 9: To just play new experiences and unique perspectives, completely unsuspecting
of just how much the next two years would shape
who I am today. I had no idea when I
first started how much I would grow, how many friends
I would make, or how comfortable i'd become watching porn
every week?
Speaker 2: Wait, did we watch porn?
Speaker 3: Oh, Tommy, Tommy would just like he put porn up.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: It wasn't intentionally, No, I forgot.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, didn't we give porn away? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh, she had to rate it?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Was that what it was? She was her her. Somebody
had to rate the actual porn that we gave away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I thought that was one of the strippers.
Speaker 3: It may have been.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, bra he believe.
Speaker 9: I realize that I am armed with the tools and
training to be successful in my new endeavor, and I'd
like to take this opportunity to thank you for everything
and share a few things that you've taught me. Danny.
You showed me the technical ropes of producing this show.
People don't realize how much gets done behind that board
every morning. And I will miss seeing that red patch
on your neck light up when things get hectic.
Speaker 2: Daddy. Oh god, it was like a thermometer. Many you
could tell Daddy was running hot, running hot, absolutely hot. Madge,
it was out his ass. Say needed something, Tommy.
Speaker 9: You showed me just how difficult doing nothing really is.
I was there for me whenever I needed a swift
kick in the self esteem. Bill From you, I learned
many things, that dedication is important, that hard work leads
to success, that your life would be much harder without Jenna,
and that if I wanted to become part of the
Bill Moran Empire.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think I've done pretty well.
Speaker 9: Nothing but absolute perfection would be tolerated.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I.
Speaker 9: Feel lucky to have been able to work with you.
I feel lucky to have met the super fans of
this show. I will miss the U stream, even the creeping,
and I will make it a point to stop in
there and say hello. I will miss the everyday calls
from every day Mary or it's a wisdom from Mike
the Dad and the Adventures of Truth. Thank you all
for everything, very much. Love your Queen of the West Side, Alex.
Speaker 3: She did a good job with you.
Speaker 2: That was funny. Yeah, Queen of the West Side.
Speaker 3: How hard tell it? Tell me how hard doing nothing
really is?
Speaker 2: He's just quick, you know. That was another thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was he is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very uh, very true. All right, we will close
out any final thoughts on football, super Bowl coaches anything.
He felt like you didn't get to say.
Speaker 3: Good to hear from Alex.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was good to hear from Alex.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I've said it all, all right, I think
I've said it. I mean, there's it's like Peter said,
there's seven months of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, another seven mons GRAVI stairs, all right, for Peter
who's got the water staying on his hotel room in Raleigh,
North Carolina. For Juice who's invited us. Yes, Stanny says
he has no friends. I disagree.
Speaker 4: I have friends, No, I know, they're just not here.
I mean I mean here, I mean, like ay the second.
Speaker 2: What wow, damn? Yes, I knew I had heard you.
Someone for Dan Barrello and that really sharp look at
Yankees at I'm Bill Moran and I'll see you next time. California, baby,