Speaker 1: Nigga a uh, I'm about to start this uh podcast
Speaker 1: about fucking yeah about like fucking hose and you know, and.
Speaker 2: And Mega Dath Yeah, and Megath. You ever see that?
Speaker 1: You ever see that thing of Dave Mustlin saying Mega
Speaker 1: death but he clearly says the hard r. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have seen it too. All Right, Well I'll call you after.
Speaker 2: We're done, right, all right, Well I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Oh oh today, yeah, oh fuck, Well call me after
Speaker 1: your you've been kidnapped or whatever.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, I hope get kidnapped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bet all right, man, to see you later. A right,
Speaker 1: I said, Megadath.
Speaker 2: Megadath been used a little too much on the podcast
Speaker 2: lately and feel a little megad I think, yeah, I
Speaker 2: get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think just like Dave. Y'all think you heard something,
Speaker 1: but I said Meg.
Speaker 2: I can hear Mega. Now I hear. I don't hear Mega.
Speaker 2: You're the old I hear Mega. I don't even hear it.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: I I.
Speaker 2: Please get a first started. Yeah, is to go ahead.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Snart Tank. You're about to get your
Speaker 2: lady's glazed by the great Chris Ray, gu Derek Black
Speaker 2: Ben and Tom Sweeney sit back and prepare for some
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Star Tank Podcast. Everybody, it's me Chris.
Speaker 4: It's that tweety it's him Derek. What I am sorry?
Speaker 4: I get I'm not I'm not up to date with pronouns.
Speaker 4: And now I don't have to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the new era, you can just be as
Speaker 1: shitty as humanly possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck you. I like all the worst people on
Speaker 2: the planet are so happy. Yeah, I don't have to
Speaker 2: hide being a terrible person.
Speaker 4: WHOA I'm like, you know, at least.
Speaker 2: At least curb. It's crazy is that, like Christians, a
Speaker 2: lot of decent Christians are coming out the work and
Speaker 2: being like, this is not what God would want. And
Speaker 2: it's like they're getting bullied. People that are like, I
Speaker 2: love God so much.
Speaker 1: It was not like that Lady Bishop Chick when she
Speaker 1: was like, please have mercy on the marginalized and this, this, that,
Speaker 1: and people are.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck you? Piece of ship.
Speaker 4: It was such a nothing state. It was such a
Speaker 4: milk toast.
Speaker 2: It was exactly what you think Christian would say. It's
Speaker 2: like it would be like Christian, It's what Christian lore
Speaker 2: would want you to believe Jesus. Lord if you're going
Speaker 2: through Jesus chorty, but like, oh Jesus would want this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's been like that for a long time. People
Speaker 2: are like I'm Christian and it's like yeah, but you're
Speaker 2: like homophobic and racist and Reid, Yeah, we don't like
Speaker 2: that Jesus ship. We like like you know, the stuff.
Speaker 4: After and Jesus was low key, mega gay.
Speaker 2: He was he was like a commie cook with long hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking couk Jesus.
Speaker 2: I was like, I thought he was a nice guy.
Speaker 2: This is probably a good dude cook, beta male. He
Speaker 2: would have blue hair today. He totally what Jesus blue
Speaker 2: hair to be friends with a lot of only fans
Speaker 2: chicks like hanging out with them. Yo, this is lit.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're doing good with yourself. Man.
Speaker 4: Now he's like he's like, oh, literally be friend procedence whatever.
Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, I'm gonna heal this sick person like
Speaker 1: like a like a homeless and ship. Oh you you bankers,
Speaker 1: you money changes, You're you're being too ruthless and you're
Speaker 1: stealing too much money from people.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna whip them and all of a sudden, what
Speaker 2: a pussy.
Speaker 4: Jesus was hanging out with the prostitutes to heal them
Speaker 4: from there from their slutness.
Speaker 2: That's why I do it, my thing, that's crazy. The
Speaker 2: only reason why I do it. I'm trying to kill
Speaker 2: is my dick. It might dick a lot. Yeah, my
Speaker 2: dick cures them of their their horness and then they're like,
Speaker 2: thank you?
Speaker 1: Uh did Jesus.
Speaker 4: Stark podcast where we can go over to patreonic comp
Speaker 4: slash of Stark tanking.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: One dollar and you get like jerked off or something?
Speaker 4: You get I remember what the first I remember the
Speaker 4: first exactly. It's like it's one dollar you get jerked off.
Speaker 4: Two dollars to get jerked five dollars you'll get anything. Yeah,
Speaker 4: ten dollars you'll get nothing. Twenty five dollars you don't
Speaker 4: get jerked off.
Speaker 2: You get a wink, like yeah, man, fifty dollars you
Speaker 2: get a one wink. It's like the obviously fifty dollars
Speaker 2: you get a you get a what you you get
Speaker 2: a picture of our Dick's coming like it mid com.
Speaker 2: You got like an image of the day. That's dope.
Speaker 1: So you like you take a video, but it's forward
Speaker 1: for so you do like you do you like the burst,
Speaker 1: you do the burst.
Speaker 2: It's like the ending of the intro credits of rug Rats. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that is that's that's definitely not milk or nothing. It's
Speaker 2: just definitely milk. It's definitely.
Speaker 4: It's definitely not it's definitely formula.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, you know they're to human formula from from balls.
Speaker 1: And what's the other thing though, what's the other thing the.
Speaker 2: Prostate prostate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the prostate and the balls work together to make
Speaker 1: the rug Rats ending.
Speaker 4: I thought prostate was an insurance company.
Speaker 2: Is it? That's for all states? Oh my god, that's
Speaker 2: prostate stands.
Speaker 4: When are you gonna get you should because what is it?
Speaker 4: We're thirty thirty one. Yeah, we should start getting prostate
Speaker 4: exams soon.
Speaker 2: Otherwise we're gonna like in like fifteen. Use fifteen. I
Speaker 2: thought it was like, yeah, at thirty they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: you can start doing it, you.
Speaker 1: Can, But they say forty five is like the official
Speaker 1: like do it. Get get a dry dry fingers? They go,
Speaker 1: they go in, yeah, and until you bust and then
Speaker 1: you awaken. You're like this whole time I could have
Speaker 1: been doing this. Yeah, that's basically the whole that they
Speaker 1: don't care about checking.
Speaker 4: Sandpaper, sandpaper gloves.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, fucking barb wired, fucking eighty proof sandpaper, just
Speaker 2: fucking the I don't know what it's called proof, but.
Speaker 4: Like eighty proof I understand, like it's what you were
Speaker 4: trying to convey transition through.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that kind of sandpaper. I've I felt like
Speaker 2: that kind of sandpaper before. And like, I know it
Speaker 2: did micro tears on my hand, Like I didn't see
Speaker 2: anything ripped over, but I was like, there's definitely small
Speaker 2: cracks in my hand. Why was that? Why were you
Speaker 2: putting that on your hand? I want to see what
Speaker 2: it was, like my friend, like you want to see
Speaker 2: the show you at a friend? That's like dad did
Speaker 2: like once a like fucking like what is it? Like
Speaker 2: it's not paper, it's like paper mache but real, you know,
Speaker 2: like real, like I guess what dioramas like it's the
Speaker 2: idea when you like you're just sculpting, I guess or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's sort of like sculpting but with that kind of material, okay,
Speaker 2: sort of like set design stuff, all right, whatever, man,
Speaker 2: And it was like, dude, this shit is crazy you know,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, really, fuck in your hands started bleeding.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. Didn't bleed it just I knew there
Speaker 2: were a bunch of small tears. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: There's sand and then there's paper, and there's sand paper,
Speaker 4: but there's no paper.
Speaker 2: Sand. Isn't that nuts? And it's bullshit? I think it's
Speaker 2: sand that feels like paper at that moment, because sand
Speaker 2: paper is it's hmmm, paper that feels sand like it's
Speaker 2: paper sand sand paper. I feel like it's paper sand,
Speaker 2: just like a sheet of glass. Whoa whoa thin glass?
Speaker 2: If glass is so thinck? When glass is super thin,
Speaker 2: does it bend? No? I know, I don't know why
Speaker 2: the thinnest sheet of glass.
Speaker 4: Well, no, they're well because there's foldable glass, but.
Speaker 2: It's fully at points, not exactly entirely. You can't crumple
Speaker 2: glass of into a ball, says who? Yeah, says who?
Speaker 2: You don't know all the I don't know if he says,
Speaker 2: who is such a.
Speaker 4: Such a snot nosed child response, such an asshole?
Speaker 2: Like I just want to be right. You don't know
Speaker 2: the the inner workings of the entire universe. I thought
Speaker 2: when I was young in Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: thought all sand could be gum glass when I was younger.
Speaker 2: Is that not true? No, what do you mean? Have
Speaker 2: a high silicon.
Speaker 4: So it needs to be like sworded or whatever, And
Speaker 4: like you need to separate the dumb gay sand from
Speaker 4: like the the cool like glass sand.
Speaker 2: I mean you think you have to make it that,
Speaker 2: you think you have to use a lot of silicon
Speaker 2: in general, I mean it is silicon dioxide. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: not every not every bit of it has a same
Speaker 2: not every grain, So like what he said, you have
Speaker 2: to like separate it. So it's that. But also I
Speaker 2: think some naturally has more than others.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's probably because there are different grains
Speaker 1: of sands. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 4: I feel like, certainly the beach I'm not hearing there
Speaker 4: would be a lot of glass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. For sure on average be there'd be
Speaker 2: a lot of glass, a lot of not also be
Speaker 2: a lot of guys. I feel really retarded talking about this.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on.
Speaker 1: There's somebody pulling their hair out. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: these people are so stupid.
Speaker 2: Like, yes, we're not glass. Yeah, I'm not one of
Speaker 2: those people. There's a word that. Oh the glass and
Speaker 2: then fucking fuck it hot fucking boil burning red glass
Speaker 2: piping and his biggest taking. No dat what you've seen those?
Speaker 2: You see those? All? Right?
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen those unbreakable like glass drops you
Speaker 4: know what I'm talking about? Not at all, where like
Speaker 4: they they heat up. There's like a very specific type
Speaker 4: of glass where like they heat it up and they
Speaker 4: like it melts off a thing and then it like
Speaker 4: it it kind of curves up and it drips out
Speaker 4: and then it's it's supposed to like super unbreakable, like
Speaker 4: you put in a hydraulic president it won't break.
Speaker 2: It's crazy ship talking about it all. I've never seen that.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. It sounds like you made it up.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it's that. I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess it's just I just can't really picture what
Speaker 2: you're saying. So it's like, what are you doing? Whatever?
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter, but we're out of the black school shooter.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of a word right now. We got the
Speaker 2: copycat swen. Yeah, we finally got a Sweeney. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: gotta we got a sweener. Finally. Excuse me, what what?
Speaker 2: Because you're a school shooter. Yeah, but I'm not.
Speaker 4: Oh well, that's we We're gonna have to have a
Speaker 4: meeting after this because I hired you under really incorrect
Speaker 4: pretend this. I hired you to get the perspective of
Speaker 4: a school shooter. Yeah what And up until now, it's
Speaker 4: kind of sounded like it.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm a little like taken a bag, like, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think I would have seen you've done it.
Speaker 4: I'm saying you've almost you like you came to school
Speaker 4: and then maybe like you got pushed down the stairs
Speaker 4: and you went unconscious, and then you didn't get a
Speaker 4: chance to.
Speaker 2: Do it's pushing me down the stairs. I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe in school, like.
Speaker 4: Some kid trying to get to fucking art real quick.
Speaker 2: Some small kid puts me and I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: fucking late, I'm gonna light this place up. This that's
Speaker 2: reverse you.
Speaker 4: You already decided he pushed you down the stairs trying
Speaker 4: to get to our class.
Speaker 2: You had even helps me. Even even.
Speaker 4: So, there's a yeah, so we've we've got we've got
Speaker 4: a Nazi, a black Nazi school shooter.
Speaker 2: It's interesting. I don't know, what do you think about this.
Speaker 2: Tell me about this black Nazi.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's like he's like a self hating fella. Really, yeah,
Speaker 4: it seems like it. That's uh, I mean it's pretty
Speaker 4: early at the time they were recording this.
Speaker 2: Is he an official blatzi or you fucking with me? No,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not entirely fucking with you. I I'm
Speaker 2: sure he probably he probably fell down the wrong kind
Speaker 2: of pipeline.
Speaker 1: And he did he have like anime clothes or like
Speaker 1: I saw his manifesto.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Yeah he did. Actually, yeah he did. Actually,
Speaker 2: I'm not even how was this this is too there's.
Speaker 4: Videos of him like like just kind of like showing
Speaker 4: animated to his webcam.
Speaker 1: Guys of people listening. I know nothing about this. How
Speaker 1: sad is it that I knew that?
Speaker 2: Like? How sad is it?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 2: Unfortunate? Japan won in the end man all the time.
Speaker 1: We did something to them, they I get, I get
Speaker 1: how they got us. They're like, we're gonna We're gonna
Speaker 1: get them, like we hate anime, anime.
Speaker 2: Stupid, but Japan they love anime. No, they they love anime.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, okay a bad standard yeah yeah, and
Speaker 2: then we love one piece. Yeah, yeah, stupid.
Speaker 1: Now we're over here fucking clown and getting blotches to
Speaker 1: shoot up schools and round.
Speaker 2: They're just gonna suffer.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, And they're just fucking like they're just
Speaker 1: fucking having a great time, having a great time.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, that's.
Speaker 1: Hey, more happiness, it's it's you know, so you got
Speaker 1: they got footage.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they got footage there. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: there's run through.
Speaker 2: What do you guys know about it? Very little? I know,
Speaker 2: it's very early. I don't appreciate it's from Texas. Seventeen
Speaker 2: years old obviously, young black man.
Speaker 1: Uh No black friends in Texas. I mean there's plenty
Speaker 1: of probably has Mexican friends for sure, but money.
Speaker 2: Of niggas in Texas.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, to be a anime school shooter, right,
Speaker 1: probably don't have very many black friends, you know, you
Speaker 1: know that I could be obviously, I could be totally wrong.
Speaker 4: But like it's statistically you're probably correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Usually, like when bad shit, like shit that radicalizes
Speaker 2: you for black folk, they kind of like is this life?
Speaker 2: You know, Like I hate that that's like kind of
Speaker 2: the name. It's like it's life.
Speaker 1: You know, it goes in a completely different direction. It
Speaker 1: doesn't go into I want to harm students. It's just
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go fucking like, I'm gonna hit licks
Speaker 1: and I'm a grind.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: And then if I get you know, if I get
Speaker 1: caught up, if I die, if I go to jail, whatever,
Speaker 1: so be it. But it doesn't usually like I want
Speaker 1: to hurt innocent people because people don't understand me. It
Speaker 1: usually doesn't have you have to be mentally ill to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, Like those random black guys were going around punching
Speaker 4: like old Asian women in.
Speaker 2: The there's psychopaths there.
Speaker 1: You go like, that's that's that's like the equivalent like
Speaker 1: I want to harm innocent people, the most marginalizeder innocent
Speaker 1: people in our society, students.
Speaker 4: Wasn't there an actor that got like there's a randomly
Speaker 4: I feel like I remember there was like an actor
Speaker 4: that got.
Speaker 2: Rick Miranda right it.
Speaker 1: Rick was walking in New York and a guy worrying
Speaker 1: and I love New York hoodie just punched him. You
Speaker 1: don't remember that. During the pandemic, we definitely mentioned.
Speaker 2: It's crazy We definitely talked about this.
Speaker 4: We definitely did, because it's just such a random it's
Speaker 4: such a strange target to choose, Like if it was random,
Speaker 4: how wild is it that it's Rick moranis? But if
Speaker 4: you meant to hit Rick moranis? Why, Like he just
Speaker 4: I it was inoffensive people. I think I've ever.
Speaker 2: Seen the sequels. He's like, this fucking suck.
Speaker 4: He's wearing an Eye of New York shirt, so he's
Speaker 4: definitely not from there. I don't know anybody I'm that's sure.
Speaker 1: You know, nobody wears now you get that ship for
Speaker 1: people that come there. A lot of times people they
Speaker 1: even now people don't want because they know how it
Speaker 1: looks like. I don't want to look like a tourist.
Speaker 1: Like uh, JoJo's friend came over. I didn't buy her anything.
Speaker 1: She was like, hey, do you have any extra sunglasses?
Speaker 1: Weighing around, and I just so happened literally right next
Speaker 1: to me. It was American flag sunglasses. And she's like,
Speaker 1: oh great, yeah, I definitely want to wear this and
Speaker 1: look like an obvious retarded stories, you know.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you look like a tourist is
Speaker 2: like the wrong kind of crowd, you know, like you're
Speaker 2: the only only to people wear that. So people that
Speaker 2: would probably go to a lynching or tourist or tourists
Speaker 2: in between between probably sometimes they're both a bit of both. Now,
Speaker 2: what's going on here? Who oh lynching County Fair?
Speaker 4: You can't really tell what's going on? And then you
Speaker 4: get to the front and then you realize where you are.
Speaker 4: But then but then you're so deep in that, like
Speaker 4: you can't really it's like New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: From them of a fucking newspaper. You snaps the most
Speaker 1: woefull look at your face?
Speaker 2: What do you do? Like, dude, you have never seen
Speaker 2: guilt in the image like that in my life. But
Speaker 2: what do you do? Like if you're like you're just
Speaker 2: out somewhere, you're like a fair, you know, and you're
Speaker 2: like there's no no black people. You notice a little bit,
Speaker 2: but you're like, yeah, well something maybe it's not fair
Speaker 2: type people whatever. I mean, I guess you just hope
Speaker 2: that then you just see that, right, you're like you're
Speaker 2: like garbed, like like it's me or you and we're
Speaker 2: like in costume or some sort Right, dude, you just
Speaker 2: do the and there's a linching, You're just like that's okay,
Speaker 2: and then what like, so people people find out that
Speaker 2: you're there, No, no, you're you're still hitting your your
Speaker 2: disguise is still attacked.
Speaker 1: And then then to me, I'm just awkwardly like, oh ship,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave now.
Speaker 2: You can't move to you can't move to you can't
Speaker 2: move in a black manner because they might smell it.
Speaker 2: And it's like the clicker is how did they what's
Speaker 2: moving in a black man? Yeah? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Hastily with fear and like trip walking away? Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: just fucking doing some West Coast like that. We're like fear.
Speaker 2: There's a fear kind of movie, a fearful crip walk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's it's pretty early
Speaker 4: at the time that we're recording this, like not a
Speaker 4: ton of details are out, Like I've seen videos of him, supposedly,
Speaker 4: but we're in that misinformation haze right now, right you know,
Speaker 4: We're like anything that you see could be completely fucking fake.
Speaker 4: So all we know is that there was a black
Speaker 4: school shooter, and I believe he had I I saw
Speaker 4: a manifesto that he had written that had just the
Speaker 4: N word written out a lot. Yeah, crazy, like almost
Speaker 4: like you wrote it. Uh, and it was it was,
Speaker 4: it was pretty It's pretty wild. Tons of spelling errors
Speaker 4: is a shame.
Speaker 1: What have I guess I'll just put in school poor kid,
Speaker 1: because like I don't see anything that poor kid.
Speaker 2: It's always just no, no, no, no, hold on, time out,
Speaker 2: time out. I say this every time. No, you don't
Speaker 2: every time. Abou school shooter. It's unfortunately they get to
Speaker 2: the point they are. But you shouldn't be fucking killing
Speaker 2: people in the first place, you know, seeing someone end
Speaker 2: up in that world as fucked up wearing that like,
Speaker 2: is he wearing a bird? Is that Bursum? Hold on
Speaker 2: a second, what is he wearing? Hold on, let me see?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, he is a Nazi? Is a blaze?
Speaker 2: Was he wearing? So he's wearing a Blursm?
Speaker 1: I said, he's wearing a the blood thing is a
Speaker 1: Nazi blatzy. I was trying to say BLURSM. Bursum. Bursum
Speaker 1: is a black metal band and the guy, the main
Speaker 1: guy in it is a white supremacist. So white supremacists
Speaker 1: love Bursom. And guess who wore a Bursom shirt?
Speaker 2: This guy?
Speaker 1: Yes, this guy, but uh, notable with the most notoriety.
Speaker 1: Connie West Honey West wore a Bursom shirt and I
Speaker 1: saw Anthony. I saw because Anthony Fantano shared it on Instagram,
Speaker 1: and I was like, of course, of course he's wearing
Speaker 1: a crazy so this guy was. This guy's wearing Burson
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's such a fucking troll. You can
Speaker 1: barely see it, but it's an iconic shirt, it's an
Speaker 1: iconic lettering.
Speaker 4: Something even without the shirt you you kind of kind
Speaker 4: of very clearly.
Speaker 1: Is almost the he's wearing that fucking helmet and the
Speaker 1: the ghost who who wore this.
Speaker 2: No soap doesn't wear the mask.
Speaker 1: You play a soap, Oh you play a soaphos ghost
Speaker 1: is the one with a mask.
Speaker 4: Right Roaches the horse from Witcher.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, somebody modded that they play. I feel
Speaker 2: I feel like that's the nurse. Roaches feel like modern warfare.
Speaker 2: I felt this the other way around. I feel like
Speaker 2: I've seen Roach the guy inside of Witcher before. I
Speaker 2: feel like I've heard that one by before and I
Speaker 2: was like, what do you mean I have to look
Speaker 2: that up that I don't know that that feels. I
Speaker 2: feel like that's been like I don't remember which one.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's Ghost though that sounds like it.
Speaker 1: Probably ghost because like, oh, you can't see him.
Speaker 2: I think that's I think that is a ghost. I
Speaker 2: think that iconic. He like looks like the music. Yeah
Speaker 2: that that well, that's from the new one. That's from
Speaker 2: the remake. Yeah that's from the new one.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so yeah ghost. He has that fucking skull
Speaker 1: yeah thing on.
Speaker 2: Ghost as cool as fuck, bro. I mean, he's also
Speaker 2: cool in the game. He's a pretty chill dude in
Speaker 2: the game, other than you like murdering people that I'm
Speaker 2: sure someone called I think.
Speaker 1: And number two he gets his head blown off. I
Speaker 1: think he gets like fucking Shepherd just shows up and
Speaker 1: blows his head off.
Speaker 4: I remember, I'm astounded that you guys remember these people's names.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm still getting around.
Speaker 4: It's like this military person number one military person.
Speaker 2: Ever, like there's no distinct that he's distinct though, literally
Speaker 2: so the problem the mask.
Speaker 1: So like Mono for two is the only campaign that
Speaker 1: I played a lot, especially because of No Russian fair enough,
Speaker 1: so I played it a lot. So I the characters
Speaker 1: in that one specifically is the only one that I
Speaker 1: could say all the other ones, even though I played
Speaker 1: most of the campaigns. This is I want to try them.
Speaker 1: I can't really like even the oh the modern uh uh?
Speaker 1: What was the black ops? Good campaigns? Couldn't tell you
Speaker 1: their names?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I just remember Woods Woods. And because I
Speaker 4: played the most recent one kinda recently.
Speaker 2: I mean I forgot I gotta play that. That's bad, dude.
Speaker 2: Ninja Guiden is it good? Is it good? Did you see? No? No, no,
Speaker 2: did you see Ninja Guiden four? That's the one we
Speaker 2: did the trailers came out for. Yeah, because I saw
Speaker 2: on your TV announce they did it come out. That's
Speaker 2: a that's not the one. That's a quick rollout. I
Speaker 2: was like, that's insane rollout.
Speaker 4: So Ninja Gidden two black came like that's like, oh
Speaker 4: that's from like two, doesn't four six?
Speaker 2: Something like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that just came out. They had like a remaster
Speaker 4: that dropped it yesterday. But they announced like a Ninja
Speaker 4: Guiden four proper and it looks sick. Platinum Games is
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 2: It does look really really cool for sure, and the
Speaker 2: Platinum is also it's just gonna be wild. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm still here. I saw it and look, oh man,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna put a sort out of his dicks.
Speaker 4: The second I saw, are you doing the thing where
Speaker 4: he jumps up an elevator shaft?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean when you do the like
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, yes, I played so good, excited guy.
Speaker 2: When I was younger, I played the uh the the
Speaker 2: platform once like it s the original ones for any
Speaker 2: yea horrible experience. Some of the hardest games that I played
Speaker 2: in my life, they're pretty difficult.
Speaker 1: Like in the I mean that Nintendo. That's that's just
Speaker 1: that was the staple.
Speaker 4: Old school Nintendo was unreasonably hard.
Speaker 1: To me, howard nobody's beating. The games weren't hard back then.
Speaker 1: That like in Nintendo era, that was just games like
Speaker 1: you didn't really you didn't really when we played. I
Speaker 1: never really told, uh, my friends and I were never
Speaker 1: really like this game is particularly hard because they were
Speaker 1: all just bullshit.
Speaker 4: Everything was hard, yeah, and so it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't meant to be fun always, you know, well,
Speaker 2: I I started to play, it was meant to.
Speaker 1: It was just dumb because they weren't fucking like it
Speaker 1: was an as it was a fucking console wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't an arcade.
Speaker 1: Where you want to nickel and dime everybody. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's what was so annoying about it. You're like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck I can that's the game.
Speaker 4: But that's how people learned how to make games. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like like you build games for the arcade, And
Speaker 4: so when it came into the house, everybody was just like, well,
Speaker 4: we got to we make them the same, right, Like,
Speaker 4: we still make them hard. That's why people play them,
Speaker 4: I think totally. So like for for like a decade,
Speaker 4: things are just really hard at home for no reason. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then people were like, wait, maybe things don't have
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 2: I remember playing games like that, playing like the old
Speaker 2: Mega Man games, and being like, I'm just not I
Speaker 2: might spo be having fun? Is this fun? I love
Speaker 2: Mega Man to be fair, but I I love I
Speaker 2: love the Mega Man X series in particular. I think
Speaker 2: those games are really fucking awesome. They also difficult, but
Speaker 2: they're not like Mega Man like three.
Speaker 1: Magmaus X are fucking merciful compared to the og Mega Man. Yes,
Speaker 1: because the old ones, uh, you allied a lot on
Speaker 1: like say mccan extat that you had to use rush
Speaker 1: or something like the dog. And there were certain things
Speaker 1: that were not perfect and weren't intuitive. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: not intuitive, so you were like, funk, how do I
Speaker 1: do this thing versus Magna man X. The only things
Speaker 1: that weren't intuitive were some of the like collecting some
Speaker 1: of the parts of the armor that you didn't really need.
Speaker 1: You can beat the games without ever because I remember
Speaker 1: the one the.
Speaker 2: One you would just find was the feat. Well it
Speaker 2: was the for the first one. For the first you
Speaker 2: would just find the fe. For me particular, I remember
Speaker 2: finding the fee was always the one I would just find, like,
Speaker 2: well that was in the first one.
Speaker 1: And actually just in the in the Chill Penguins level,
Speaker 1: you just run into a it's it's like a tutorial level. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like you run into it and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gay, here's your feet thing, and then you're like, thanks, doctor, lie,
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't need to know that information with
Speaker 1: like al right, it says.
Speaker 4: Hey I'm gay, here's your feet, and then Mega Man says,
Speaker 4: I didn't ask, don't tell me, Yeah, don't tell me,
Speaker 4: Like that's that's the only dialogue in the entire history.
Speaker 2: Mega Man it's like for real, die like like it's
Speaker 2: actually like in this voice active. Yes, that would have
Speaker 2: been amazing. It's all like bit crush. Yeah dude, I
Speaker 2: didn't ask how did it even sound? It would sound like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It would sound like like like radioactive, and it would
Speaker 4: sound like you were being muffled by radioactivity exactly. They're like, wow, wow, Wow,
Speaker 4: the performance is a bit oscar. This is so good
Speaker 4: that this guy a video game award before they're real.
Speaker 2: We should give this guy an award. We should make
Speaker 2: video game awards for this guy. And that's how it
Speaker 2: was created. That was created, and he was like that's
Speaker 2: when he was awoken. He was sucking someone from Jeff
Speaker 2: Keey right oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, like a
Speaker 2: fucking slab comes off of the coffee's sits up and
Speaker 2: just like do you remember that, you know, the.
Speaker 4: Dorito Pope, the Dorito? Yeah, class, do you remember that?
Speaker 2: It was? I think it was.
Speaker 4: I think it was when the video awards were like
Speaker 4: vg X on Spike or something. But then so Jeff
Speaker 4: there was I don't remember. This might be incorrect. I
Speaker 4: just remember there was a shot of Jeff Keeley sitting
Speaker 4: on a throne next to like I think master Chief
Speaker 4: and like a giant bag of Doritos, And it was
Speaker 4: just like the image of it was such a perfect
Speaker 4: exemplification of everything that was wrong with like video game
Speaker 4: Wars at the time, it was just like ads, sponsorships,
Speaker 4: fucking this self, serious, fucking dumb ship.
Speaker 1: They still need a few little tweaks, but largely it's
Speaker 1: it's it's trending in the right direction.
Speaker 2: I think pretty good.
Speaker 1: Like I don't need a celebrity performance. I don't think
Speaker 1: anybody needs that ship when they do. Oh god, I
Speaker 1: don't want We talked about that last time we did.
Speaker 1: I guess we we we yeah, we we briefly swept
Speaker 1: over all that bullshit.
Speaker 2: Traders.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I completely accept that because a lot of times people
Speaker 1: use that ship like wildly out of pocket. I feel
Speaker 1: like that is a perfect example of a coon like
Speaker 1: like I think that's a perfect example because you can't
Speaker 1: go that hard in the paint in one direction and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden be like, oh I'm gonna
Speaker 1: perform for this piece of ship.
Speaker 2: Now, like fuck you there all the pieces of ship.
Speaker 4: I said this when we covered it last time. He's
Speaker 4: like they're there to get their names off of these lists.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you did say. I like say that.
Speaker 2: It defin it's just I guess.
Speaker 1: The only one that's surprising a snoop dog, because he's
Speaker 1: always seemed kind of like on the level no one's
Speaker 1: really ever had a problem with, like all stoop dogs,
Speaker 1: this wild and exact of probas saying on this fucked
Speaker 1: up ship or he's always been like I'm just smoking
Speaker 1: and fuck Donald Trump, I guess, and that's pretty normal.
Speaker 2: It makes me said he's often said ship, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I respect that. So like he's like he talked about like,
Speaker 2: oh people being gay and she being quaities that it's
Speaker 2: like it's better for you to reveal who you are
Speaker 2: than not. And now it's just like.
Speaker 5: I think you should hide it, especially if you're gay,
Speaker 5: you should hinde.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see that now. I think, with
Speaker 2: the way things are going, please hide it.
Speaker 4: I'm getting kind of sick of seeing in person. I
Speaker 4: have no problem with gay people, but I hate singing,
Speaker 4: fucking media, all of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gay media, gay media, media.
Speaker 4: Every everything I see is gay everything.
Speaker 1: They're always singing and dancing and ship.
Speaker 4: I hate watching the sound of music, and it's being like,
Speaker 4: this is so funny.
Speaker 2: Music was gay. It's crazy because before people were openly gay,
Speaker 2: they were just musicals around. We're making music before gay
Speaker 2: people were like probably, but that was like the way
Speaker 2: that everybody knew people were gay was that they were
Speaker 2: part of a music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's not straight people who are part of music.
Speaker 3: Miranda is like completely straight, not one, give me, not one,
Speaker 3: not one. It's never happened in the history of.
Speaker 2: Who's the straightest, who's the straightest?
Speaker 4: Because I feel like the straightest guy who's in a
Speaker 4: musical there is none the straightest appearing.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're trying to say is not actually straight.
Speaker 4: Probably a woman, but like even that's inherently not true,
Speaker 4: like you gotta say John Travolta and Hairspray.
Speaker 2: It's probably he's has been being.
Speaker 4: Yea, I'm pretty sure he's literally very gay.
Speaker 1: I think there's many I think I guess he had
Speaker 1: gay sex capades.
Speaker 2: And while he's flying planes or something.
Speaker 1: I've heard wild ship like that funny tried to suck
Speaker 1: them like let's go cy.
Speaker 4: I was thinking recently, like like about how things are
Speaker 4: going right now, and I remember that episode of there's
Speaker 4: an episode of Seinfeld from like the nineties, like the
Speaker 4: mid nineties where they they like, the whole thing is
Speaker 4: like they're navigating this rumor about them being gay. Like
Speaker 4: it's Jerry and George being like there was a report that,
Speaker 4: like they think we're gay, and throughout the whole episode
Speaker 4: they're like, not that there's anything wrong with that, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that was like that.
Speaker 4: I feel like if that were to happen now, would
Speaker 4: be like, what is this fucking woke trash going on?
Speaker 4: What is this woke trash in my Seinfeld?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: You kind of have to have the opposite. If you're
Speaker 4: writing a TV show, do the opposite. It's like, I
Speaker 4: think we're gay, and there's very something wrong with it.
Speaker 4: There's very much something very not good.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure that already.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's like a daily Wire Seinfeld already it's.
Speaker 2: Ben Shapiro and all of his friends.
Speaker 4: Yes, literally, which is just like it's just Ben Shapiro,
Speaker 4: Matt Matt Walsh, Dennis Prager and Cannis Owens.
Speaker 2: She's like the diversity higher.
Speaker 4: And then they'll they'll they'll just sit at a coffee
Speaker 4: shop and complain about how everybody's gay and all these
Speaker 4: an ords running around.
Speaker 2: The day to her about She's like, there's too many
Speaker 2: of them, there's too many of us around the day.
Speaker 2: The day she the day she takes her final breath,
Speaker 2: it's going to be a day that I celebrate.
Speaker 4: I do have a list of people for when they
Speaker 4: do die. I will throw parties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wondering the global party that's gonna happen when say,
Speaker 1: Trump finally croaks, because you know, he can't live that
Speaker 1: long because he's just so fucking unhealthy.
Speaker 2: How old is he?
Speaker 1: Uh, he's like seventy nine, right, No, he's high high seventies,
Speaker 1: and't he I don't think he's in his eighties yet.
Speaker 2: He's not his eadies yet. I'm pretty sure he was.
Speaker 2: He's older now than Biden was when he got elected,
Speaker 2: or about the same. I don't. I don't think he's eighties.
Speaker 2: Biden's barely in his eighties, and he's okay, sorry, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, we get it. We get it.
Speaker 1: So like the part I just say, the parties. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine that they're gonna be like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna be really obnoxious. And I support him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I like, I don't. It's not that I
Speaker 1: need it, but I just I want to see the spectacle.
Speaker 1: I'm really people are gonna it's gonna be so stupid.
Speaker 2: Few years bashed, it's like he's dead. Ye, like we've
Speaker 2: never monkeys are gonna jump out the window and fly.
Speaker 1: Away when in history, like I don't since we've been alive, especially,
Speaker 1: that's never happened there's been like a huge celebration of
Speaker 1: someone's death.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I can't think of Hitler history. Well.
Speaker 1: See, the thing is the Hitler died so close to
Speaker 1: the conflicts.
Speaker 2: That was more about the war ending.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not like people had a time to
Speaker 1: marinate on how awful this person was or is and
Speaker 1: then died and then it's.
Speaker 2: Like you, let's go Mussolini. Obviously we see. That's just
Speaker 2: that's another I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Somebody living like a long time people can reflect on
Speaker 1: how awful they are, then they fucking die, Like like.
Speaker 2: The biggest people people didn't celebrate. Not enough people to
Speaker 2: know who Hendry Kistter was. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: Like you have to be in tune in politics, and
Speaker 1: that's not most people. So they didn't know the funk
Speaker 1: that guy is. So it's knowing Trump is inescapable, and
Speaker 1: so it's kind of like this is gonna be weird.
Speaker 1: On seeing how and then seeing the other side being crushed,
Speaker 1: They're gonna be crying, like how remember how North Koreans
Speaker 1: were forced to cry when Kim johng.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, when he went to the son.
Speaker 2: He didn't die. He went to the sun. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, he ascended. He barked on an adventures to
Speaker 2: the Sun. My mistake, I didn't. I misspoke. He's not dead.
Speaker 2: He's definitely not. Man, that's weird. What those people, man,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Man, How is this a real life scenario where like
Speaker 1: ship like that, people are being forced, like by GUNBOYT
Speaker 1: to like cry and say this guy is ascended to
Speaker 1: the heaven, to the sun or some shit.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, this is a we all live in
Speaker 2: the same ball. It's it's look man, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Look man, I think everybody should have the freedom of
Speaker 2: choose how you want to live, right, I don't think, Okay,
Speaker 2: big deal. But at the same time, it's like we
Speaker 2: just need engineer, some crazy nigga that could just takes
Speaker 2: you to his own hand to stop being like, hey,
Speaker 2: go just eradicate some stuff, man, just go eradicates.
Speaker 1: Like so you want people to be free, but then
Speaker 1: you want that engineered people to destroy the people who
Speaker 1: are Really.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's just like, dude, he's incoherent. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just I I keep I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think everybody should be I like the I
Speaker 1: think there is such thing as too much freedom, because.
Speaker 2: Look, look look at what we have. I think freedom
Speaker 2: is an important thing that should be preserved. But in
Speaker 2: the same any same just I'm like, people just keep
Speaker 2: doing the most fucked up stuff. So like, at this moment,
Speaker 2: I think we should turn it up, you know, just
Speaker 2: fucking have a ball.
Speaker 4: I think we should make spiders bigger.
Speaker 2: For what purpose? Like bigger they eat cats and big
Speaker 2: like how big?
Speaker 1: Were talking like three feet m spiders somewhere on the Amazon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should find them.
Speaker 4: I think it'd be cool.
Speaker 2: What would what would would what would that do? Big
Speaker 2: enough to ride? That's not big enough three feet Let's
Speaker 2: get them big enough to ride them for for what
Speaker 2: we're going to You know, people ride horses. You know
Speaker 2: we're not gonna be able to I like the idea
Speaker 2: of you being like they three foot spider you walk
Speaker 2: in and it eats you, and it's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't expect that. So see the problem.
Speaker 1: The thing is, if they're genetically modified, they're probably gonna
Speaker 1: be terrified. They're still gonna have their spider instincts that like,
Speaker 1: stay away from this person.
Speaker 2: So I think that raised that's true, But I think
Speaker 2: it's gonna change as soon as they get to like
Speaker 2: I think the size of them would change that. It
Speaker 2: would take a w It'll take a while because there's
Speaker 2: no I can eat this.
Speaker 1: It'll take a while because there's a lot of large
Speaker 1: animals that aren't like predators that are still like oh
Speaker 1: you know, like uh, and then there are like say
Speaker 1: spiders would say usually so they're predators, but they're stationary
Speaker 1: usually like the ones. So the ones that don't build
Speaker 1: webs and stuff, are you know, the ones build webs.
Speaker 2: They would their webs be that's the thing. I'm cool, awesome,
Speaker 2: that'd be crazy, like because your house is because I
Speaker 2: can't leave. If I do, it's gonna trip something, it's
Speaker 2: gonna come here. Well, they wouldn't take me.
Speaker 4: Well, they wouldn't build a web in your house.
Speaker 2: They build reps around your house in between your kind
Speaker 2: of trapped on accidents. Yeah, well they wouldn't. They wouldn't
Speaker 2: build them.
Speaker 4: They don't really build three dimensional webs.
Speaker 2: No, they wouldn't. But they would build like you'd be
Speaker 2: not able to leave in front of your door and
Speaker 2: then you would hit it and it would trip and
Speaker 2: like all the time they come eat and it would
Speaker 2: just I just think it would be cool, Like how
Speaker 2: strong it probably is at that size as well too.
Speaker 2: This is crazy, Yeah, let's do this. It's like Spider Man.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like the strength of Spider Man.
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I just feel like I've seen
Speaker 5: videos of spiders, like big, big fucking spiders, like the
Speaker 5: size of like children's backs, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: hopping on kids and like the Amazon or.
Speaker 2: Something, and they're just chilling with them and they're.
Speaker 4: I'm not even fucking remotely.
Speaker 2: I want to I just want to see it. Look up.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what you would even search for.
Speaker 4: That wouldn't be fiction, you know what I mean, Because
Speaker 4: it's like there's so much, so much. If you look
Speaker 4: up giant spider, you're gonna see Skyrim or something, or
Speaker 4: like Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: Look at it.
Speaker 4: I feel like it is nuts just their span or
Speaker 4: like the entirety of like, yes, like people, it's weird
Speaker 4: what people grow up with and they're just not afraid
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 1: I've seen some Australians deal with like it's just a
Speaker 1: nuisance to them, like oh, daughter, put on, try to
Speaker 1: put on her shoe and then there's a spider as
Speaker 1: big as the shoe in it all like chilling, and
Speaker 1: then they're just like ah and then throwing it outside
Speaker 1: and that's it, just like get out of your idiot.
Speaker 2: But the thing is the huge ones are prettyhistoric. The
Speaker 2: huge ones they were huge, well they were like the
Speaker 2: size he's talking about, like everything was.
Speaker 4: They would be bigger because these there's video of this
Speaker 4: what I'm talking about. There are looking for massive spiders,
Speaker 4: stupid big where like kids are just like not afraid
Speaker 4: of them. And I think it's because they're big. I
Speaker 4: think if they were smaller, they'd be scary.
Speaker 2: I think it's just who you grow up with, right
Speaker 2: like I would.
Speaker 4: I think I think that the scariness about a spider
Speaker 4: is the fact that he could sneak up on you, this.
Speaker 2: Is about the largest spider on the planet. This is
Speaker 2: fucking massive. Also, this is fucking massive. This is a
Speaker 2: massive spider. That ship would turn me up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine though to me, like that doesn't that
Speaker 4: doesn't scare me.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think like I don't I don't
Speaker 1: actually see I don't actually believe that because if you
Speaker 1: saw that in your room, I think you would get.
Speaker 4: If I saw that in my room, I'd be like, yo,
Speaker 4: that's crazy, and I would know I would understand how
Speaker 4: to fight it because it's big enough for me to track.
Speaker 4: That's the thing I don't like about small spiders that
Speaker 4: like they'll they'll scurry and then they'll be and then
Speaker 4: they'll just be gone and then they and then they
Speaker 4: can be anyway.
Speaker 2: I think I think it's the I it's the moment
Speaker 2: where you're like, I'm saying this, but I it's like, evolutionarily,
Speaker 2: we are afraid of them. There's no fucking way, like
Speaker 2: it's in our cold that we see things like that.
Speaker 2: Oh they've bit other people and killed them. We are scared.
Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is like if you, let's say,
Speaker 4: like even.
Speaker 2: A fly that means of dealing with it would be different.
Speaker 2: I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I just don't I don't your I feel like your
Speaker 1: words betray what your actions would happen.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have this watch over of like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna deal with this. Oh I'm gonna just only
Speaker 2: ship what is that?
Speaker 1: Well, even once you identified it, it's still like, why
Speaker 1: is it in here? It's still it's the idea of
Speaker 1: something like that, just but it's like even like it
Speaker 1: just to this thing, to this day, this was not
Speaker 1: threatening at all in the apartment, and in my apartment
Speaker 1: right now, randomly one day there was just a cricket
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, right and I'm like, how did you
Speaker 1: I still to this day and no, I have no
Speaker 1: idea how it gotten here. And it like really upset
Speaker 1: me because it was just like such a rogue. It's
Speaker 1: not it wasn't like a roach or a spider that
Speaker 1: you would understand how it somehow may have slipped in here.
Speaker 2: It's in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: If from wherever it entered it got all the way
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and then it was like place, yeah,
Speaker 1: it got past the bird layer toot.
Speaker 4: Everything that is that yeah, that's that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: And I was like, sub chief, I guess what I'm
Speaker 4: saying is I guess what I'm saying to kill you.
Speaker 2: I hate having to kill you. I didn't want to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why what bothers me. I don't like killing insects
Speaker 2: because they're not most often that they're not doing anything
Speaker 2: to me. You're kind of just living their lives. And
Speaker 2: it's like you kind of come in my home, Lily,
Speaker 2: because for me, I would I would catch fight and
Speaker 2: I would just let it go. I used it with
Speaker 2: like bugs when other than New York catch up. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna let you go, get out. But Lily's like, Lily's like,
Speaker 2: murder it, and I'm like, dude, she made my Lily's
Speaker 2: dad there was a baby raccoon that was lost on
Speaker 2: our area. I don't need to hear that. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't even And I was like I don't even that.
Speaker 2: He was like, why would you make him do that?
Speaker 2: I was like, that's crazy. It just cost while. Okay,
Speaker 2: people do that.
Speaker 1: See like that, see that.
Speaker 2: I don't need it.
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear stuff like that because then
Speaker 1: it's like I'm learning things about people that I don't
Speaker 1: want to know that, like you have like evil tendencies
Speaker 1: in you that you would see some need to eradicate
Speaker 1: a baby animal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that are then passed on to your offspring.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly genetically that is within your hificant other.
Speaker 2: It blows my mind. It's like it's some people are
Speaker 2: just so heartless to animals. It's like, what is wrong
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 4: When you take a bug out, you understand that that's
Speaker 4: also killing it in some ways, some spiders specifically, you're
Speaker 4: killing them.
Speaker 2: Exactly possible.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, like how spiders exist in your
Speaker 4: house because they survive in your house, so if you
Speaker 4: take them outside there, they're gonna die. I think like
Speaker 4: some some crazy percentage of spiders that if you like
Speaker 4: put them outside, they die.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's true. But what is better me
Speaker 2: actively murdering it or me removing from situation so I
Speaker 2: wouldn't get murdered. That's you're murdering it. Well no, not exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm a sit way it may lose its life opposed
Speaker 2: to me straight up killing it, that's right, better to
Speaker 2: just fucking put it out of its misery. I disagree. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's you actively killing it.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, why do you care enough to
Speaker 4: not kill it but care enough to kind of sentence
Speaker 4: it to death.
Speaker 2: It's it's weird. It's weird. You're saying very different. You're
Speaker 2: saying as it's an absolution.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's a pretty The statistics are fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: They're probably like one where I'm actively doing it.
Speaker 4: You actively are putting it in a situation where it
Speaker 4: may die, opposed to make it.
Speaker 2: No, you're.
Speaker 4: Argument it's crazy.
Speaker 2: But that's not me eradicating it.
Speaker 4: There's a different there's a one percent difference exactly.
Speaker 2: That's still a different, I don't think. But nonetheless that's different.
Speaker 4: It's fairly a difference that does not matter.
Speaker 2: Takes it if I push.
Speaker 4: A child off a mountain where it dies when it lands,
Speaker 4: or if I kill a child with a gun, Am
Speaker 4: I am I not ostensibly just killing the child ague
Speaker 4: chance that it might survive the fall off a mountain
Speaker 4: and it lands on like a cloud that for some
Speaker 4: reason it saw.
Speaker 2: Of you actively just killing someone is different. That is
Speaker 2: far more. That's the same, but that is far more insidious.
Speaker 1: Chris, That's that's kind of crazy, because that's so Here's
Speaker 1: I feel like this is a thing. So the spider
Speaker 1: got into your house from the outside in the first place. Sure,
Speaker 1: the idea is that it will probably go in somebody
Speaker 1: else's house. I think that's what a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Are so it can't.
Speaker 1: So the thing is people live very close to each other.
Speaker 1: It's not that much of a track in apartments. That's well,
Speaker 1: that's where we're like, this is that where he lives.
Speaker 1: So that's lizards going that's a big adventure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just ends in the other house in front
Speaker 2: or somewhere else. Moving it from somewhere else, like it's
Speaker 2: amating totally.
Speaker 1: It totally depends on where because like say I would
Speaker 1: put say like there are certain things that I would
Speaker 1: I would put them in situations to where they had
Speaker 1: a chance. I would do things like that same thing
Speaker 1: with like come up with like a backpack full of food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give them give like a model flies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has little flies, thrive, give it a little
Speaker 1: chance to survive or something like that. But I just
Speaker 1: know the the absolution of that, it's uh, you know,
Speaker 1: instant death or just like drawn out death.
Speaker 2: Of the way you're saying it, I would think.
Speaker 1: That would would you would you agree that somebody who
Speaker 1: most likely would die from a certain type of cancer.
Speaker 1: Should the doctor just shocked them them in the face
Speaker 1: or should they try to help them. You're like, you're you're, you're,
Speaker 1: you're id're, you're sure your presentage of survival is like
Speaker 1: less than five percent. And then the doctor is cocking
Speaker 1: a shotgun while you're taking them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I disagree.
Speaker 1: What do you smothers? And then then shotguns? So like
Speaker 1: the blood like doesn't go all over the place. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: it'll mitigate some of the spatter, dude, I think it'll
Speaker 1: mitigate some of the sound, like something the spatter would
Speaker 1: only go out on the sides, but not on you
Speaker 1: because the bell.
Speaker 2: Oh so yeah, I'm prevented from being mis misfortune. See,
Speaker 2: I can say work, I don't have to change to
Speaker 2: close today. I'm sorry, crazy you.
Speaker 6: Finishing off the way that I like, if I'm gonna,
Speaker 6: if I'm gonna, if i'm gonna, if I'm gonna take
Speaker 6: the effort, if I'm gonna expend the effort, right, yeah,
Speaker 6: to go and like, oh there's a spider in my house.
Speaker 4: I don't want it in my house. Let me go
Speaker 4: get a cup, let me get a paper. I might
Speaker 4: as well, just kill this thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's just opinion.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's dead to me. It totally depends. It
Speaker 1: just totally depends. It's completely situational for me, Like if
Speaker 1: it's in an awkward place or if it's really big
Speaker 1: and I'm like, funk, this is gonna be hard to like.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they just they're in stupid locations. Were that Like
Speaker 1: I have a sky dome or whatever, a ceiling in
Speaker 1: the bathroom that's right, and they're like like there's like
Speaker 1: one in there, and I'm like, I can't that you're
Speaker 1: in such a stupid like I'm just gonna get my
Speaker 1: broom and kill you, cause like it's it's it's in
Speaker 1: a place to where I can't even try to get
Speaker 1: at the fuck out, or it's in my bathroom.
Speaker 2: If it was right by my front door, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: funk out of here, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Sure, it's a situational I have definitely I've definitely killed
Speaker 1: more than i've saved, like by a large margin.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever saved a spider in my life,
Speaker 4: but I have left spiders alone. I've seen spiders in
Speaker 4: the corner of like my room, and I'm like, you
Speaker 4: know what, you're chill. If I see you on the
Speaker 4: ground around any if I see you like around my
Speaker 4: hamper or something, you're dead, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But long legs, those whatever those things are. I guess
Speaker 2: they're technically not spiders.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, but those things I never killed them
Speaker 1: because they're harmless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I hate them.
Speaker 4: I know, I understand, like I have a deep hatred
Speaker 4: for Daniel, Like, yeah, there's something because I just they
Speaker 4: don't look they they look unfinished.
Speaker 2: They do like the skeleton of like you're you're drawing something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the animation rig that you put inside a
Speaker 4: real spider before you've done, you're done making it. And
Speaker 4: then the legs don't make sense because like it looks
Speaker 4: like it looks like it's not.
Speaker 2: A three D.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to describe their legs don't look free.
Speaker 2: Is one part, there's one part and then legs out
Speaker 2: of it. Right, Yeah, yeah, they're just blue balls. How
Speaker 2: do you think they're technically spiders? No, they're not spider?
Speaker 2: What are they? Because I think they only have six pinages?
Speaker 2: Do they I think I thought they just don't.
Speaker 1: I mean looks like they let me verify this, because like,
Speaker 1: let me verify this.
Speaker 4: That makes you hate them even more that like I
Speaker 4: just have no concept of what they have the two
Speaker 4: parts well shoot, well.
Speaker 2: Right, hold on.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is like they're not a racknet's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: let me see, let me see it might be a
Speaker 4: rackets because racks means eight eight limbs.
Speaker 2: No, be wrong, to be wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that they are a family animals. The
Speaker 1: family contains have more limbs than they do.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about the tenor what are you
Speaker 2: saying they had ten or something? Thought I thought scorpions
Speaker 2: had more limbs than spiders because they have their pints
Speaker 2: as well. No, they have six limbs.
Speaker 4: And then then to the and I guess I have
Speaker 4: a tail, but like it's not really a limb.
Speaker 1: Thanks Google for giving me, like just gives you an
Speaker 1: AI photo of a fucking panda smiling.
Speaker 2: It's sucking, useless shit. I turned a off on my
Speaker 2: phone at my computer so I don't get any more
Speaker 2: air response to my computer. Nice, how do you do that?
Speaker 2: It's you have to go through the settings and then
Speaker 2: it's like do you want to have certain setting off.
Speaker 2: Ben did it for me and he was like, just
Speaker 2: turned it off, and now I just get what I
Speaker 2: look up.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable that you even have to opt into that.
Speaker 2: Yep. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, so back to the spider, back to the fear thing.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is I'm not afraid of spiders, right,
Speaker 4: I'm not. I am regularly startled by them though, And
Speaker 4: the reason why I'm startled by them is because by
Speaker 4: the time I can see them, they're they're too close,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And so like, do you know what I mean? I
Speaker 2: get what you're saying.
Speaker 4: So like, if there's a spider that's like the size
Speaker 4: of a cat, that thing's not sneaking up on me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see that thing coming a mile away. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna see that coming down the street. I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: be scared of it. I'm gonna be prepped. It's gonna
Speaker 4: be creepy, it's gonna be weird.
Speaker 2: And like, what are you saying? So like, if so
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm seeing a thing where it says gatty, long
Speaker 1: legs harvestmen are familiar Missouri. I don't know, I says
Speaker 1: they are not spiders, but oh.
Speaker 2: Pill and pilly, Oh.
Speaker 1: Pillionoids like spiders, they have fused body form and lack
Speaker 1: silk and venom glands.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh so in this thing it says opillionoids, but then
Speaker 1: when I went up to uh Wikipedia.
Speaker 2: It was saying that they're seller spiders, and I'm like.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is an opillionoid? I have never heard
Speaker 4: that in my life.
Speaker 1: Then the like so daddy long legs, Well, I think
Speaker 1: it's a form of it's not the one that I'm
Speaker 1: looking for, right, they are whatever, Like I guess there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of different types, but like you know, like
Speaker 1: there's here's one that's the one that I remember that
Speaker 1: that's like closely here to whether they have the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like they have like almost like a Dracula kind
Speaker 4: of you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you see what I'm saying, Oh,
Speaker 2: rackneids but not spiders. So they're not spiders.
Speaker 4: Okay, So like to transition into like a different thing,
Speaker 4: like a fly, right, a fly is you're not scared
Speaker 4: of flies, right, but if a fly buzz is by
Speaker 4: your ear, you're like, what the you know, like it's typical.
Speaker 2: It's in reasonable response.
Speaker 4: If there was a fly the size of a cat
Speaker 4: and you saw it like flying, and for some reason
Speaker 4: you had to fight it, would.
Speaker 2: You be afraid of it? Yes, probably you'd be afraid
Speaker 2: of like a fly to the actual like the actual
Speaker 2: working I don't know, and I would terrify you, dude.
Speaker 2: The same thing about cat. If a cat was just bigger,
Speaker 2: it'd be way scarier. That's what they are. Like.
Speaker 1: Even a gray dog just is in my house. I
Speaker 1: know exactly what the dog is. I'm like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: like what is this thing? Like, I'm fucking my cat
Speaker 1: hairs are fucking standing up because.
Speaker 2: Here I don't. I'm not afraid of dogs genuinely at all,
Speaker 2: even like massives, Like they don't scare me naturally, but
Speaker 2: they're bigger. So I'm more alarmed the big.
Speaker 1: Ones kind of because I don't know. Like there was
Speaker 1: what I was in a guitar center and then there
Speaker 1: was like a uh I think it was a Great
Speaker 1: Dane and this guy just had his Great Dane and
Speaker 1: it was looking at me and it wasn't like like
Speaker 1: you'd be like looking on fighting, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, And then I was like like like huge
Speaker 1: wolf and the guy was like, hey, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck, bro, Like, you can't bring your massive
Speaker 1: dog and barkhead people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, but that's.
Speaker 4: Kind of the that's kind of a reverse situation because
Speaker 4: like what's start The thing about a big dog is
Speaker 4: that that bark is startling, Yeah, because you know, but
Speaker 4: the bark is the bark of a big dog is
Speaker 4: startling in the same way that a small spider, like
Speaker 4: being next to you before you can notice it is startling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm sure the sounds of spider would be
Speaker 2: able to make at that size would be startling as
Speaker 2: well too. But wouldn't you wouldn't you?
Speaker 4: It would be I'm not saying it wouldn't be creepy,
Speaker 4: but I'm saying, like I I I just don't think
Speaker 4: I would be that perturbed fighting one.
Speaker 2: I think you would still probably do it because you
Speaker 2: want to, but you would be unnerved because because the
Speaker 2: size of something really does matter how you approach it.
Speaker 4: Sure, like a fly, no, like if I's not gonna
Speaker 4: hurt you, that's kind of the thing, Like how disgusting
Speaker 4: a fly is, But I know how disgusting a fly line, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think you do. I think you have an idea.
Speaker 2: I think that's what if you have an idea of
Speaker 2: how brow seeing its little thing all flying around to
Speaker 2: its mouth.
Speaker 4: But it would be like an ew ew kill it,
Speaker 4: kill it, yeah exactly. But it wouldn't be like a ooh.
Speaker 4: If it lands, you'd be like, oh what the fuck?
Speaker 2: You would if it flew directly at you'd be like
Speaker 2: you would freaking you would dodge out the way I feel.
Speaker 1: The only way I would feel like that is if, like, say,
Speaker 1: how those Australians live with giant spiders so they're not
Speaker 1: freaked out. It's exposure because they're they're always around them,
Speaker 1: so they're just like, get the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: First is if I saw spider that big in my house,
Speaker 1: I think I might have to call animal control or something.
Speaker 2: I was like, give me and I'm good.
Speaker 1: It's too it's I'm too unfamiliar with something that big
Speaker 1: to like like the same thing. Like I said, I am, well, well,
Speaker 1: we're all familiar with dogs, but a straight dog was
Speaker 1: just in my apartment. I'm just kind of like like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, what do I do?
Speaker 2: Like, you know, especially if it's not if it's not
Speaker 2: the kin like as you know, because there's I don't
Speaker 2: If I don't sense the kinship, I'm like, oh you
Speaker 2: gotta leave my guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it was a little, tiny little, if it
Speaker 1: was yopping, bitch, I want to be ing you.
Speaker 4: A dog with no kinship is a concerning site.
Speaker 2: When I when I saw a wolf dog, I didn't
Speaker 2: see the kinship looking its eyes. Really, it didn't give
Speaker 2: the It didn't give the like because most dogs will
Speaker 2: get people without any like ill intent. They just look
Speaker 2: at you like, oh person. You know dogs are meant
Speaker 2: to light people. We've bred, we fucking destroyed their will
Speaker 2: to the poet who was to like us. But when
Speaker 2: I saw it looked at me like I could eat
Speaker 2: you like it looked at me. It's like and it
Speaker 2: was just tracking me. And I was like, why is
Speaker 2: he allowed to bring at it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah the wolf in you. Well you're also not
Speaker 1: supposed to stare at them, so probably the wolf side
Speaker 1: of it, Like you're challenging it.
Speaker 2: I like staring at dogs. No, I wasn't. I think
Speaker 2: I wasn't staring at it.
Speaker 1: If you if you noticed it, I think I looked
Speaker 1: at it and I was staring at it.
Speaker 2: I was like, WHOA. I definitely was looking at it often,
Speaker 2: because I was if.
Speaker 1: You noticed it tracking you, you were staring at it
Speaker 1: like that's you can't notice something, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: And I was saying I assumed, like because I would
Speaker 2: assume genuinely, I would know, like, off, I keep staring
Speaker 2: at it's probably gonna aggravate it. But I was probably
Speaker 2: looking at it and like it looked at me again,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, I know about the wolves, like I
Speaker 1: know wolf, so maybe the wolf part of that dog
Speaker 1: since it hasn't been fully bred out, Like it's because
Speaker 1: I know wolves, you're not supposed even if you're like
Speaker 1: playing with them and stuff, you shouldn't be like staring
Speaker 1: up directly the eyes because they might be like the fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like there's a little tiny wolf.
Speaker 1: My my friend had like a dog that it looked
Speaker 1: like a tiny husky, just just a bastard fucking you know.
Speaker 2: And then if you I'm.
Speaker 1: Just like showing it was just this little shitty fucking
Speaker 1: like husky angry.
Speaker 2: I think this means, you know, I was just.
Speaker 1: I was like heavy, I was holding the dog. It
Speaker 1: does look like tits, Yes, it was the tit dog
Speaker 1: and it was such an asshole. But I think because
Speaker 1: it just hated life, because it had some wolf in it,
Speaker 1: I think. But it's so tiny, it's full grown, and uh,
Speaker 1: you stare at that motherfucker. It was so funny. All
Speaker 1: you either to do is stare at it for three seconds.
Speaker 1: They would go crazy.
Speaker 4: He's my favorite is the cho Like, my favorite is
Speaker 4: the is that like are shaking because they have so
Speaker 4: much violence. Yeah, and then they have like they they've
Speaker 4: got the soul of a way bigger animal in them,
Speaker 4: but there's trapped and they're just.
Speaker 2: Hate those mosk because their hearts are beating and you're
Speaker 2: seeing the recoil. I think it's heart beating.
Speaker 4: It's like, dude, my aunt, my aunt, my great aunt
Speaker 4: had like the chillest chia in the world. And I
Speaker 4: remember being like mystified by because I was like, this
Speaker 4: is such a chill dog.
Speaker 2: I can't even believe it. Like it didn't shake, you
Speaker 2: didn't bark, it never growled. I like, how there one
Speaker 2: that is crazy. I'm a fan of the rare ones.
Speaker 1: My friend had one that was rare for a while
Speaker 1: and then and then the next time I saw it, it
Speaker 1: was corrupted.
Speaker 2: It was crazy, such a cool dog.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden and my friend unfortunately
Speaker 1: it's kind of an asshole, like to where the dog
Speaker 1: was just barking in the background.
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you gonna like do anything about that?
Speaker 1: It's like nah, And the fucking the he's right next
Speaker 1: to the apartment complex. He's in the house with their
Speaker 1: ponverts and like some of the door windows are open,
Speaker 1: And I was like, you don't feel like remotely bad.
Speaker 4: I don't have any Some some people just have no
Speaker 4: semblance of what it means to just try and make
Speaker 4: the world a little bit better.
Speaker 2: For other people. Yeah. Absolutely, it really is crazy. People
Speaker 2: shouldn't have pets, man, I think you could be able to.
Speaker 2: You have to sound lights to have a pet. I
Speaker 2: fully enjoyed that. I don't disagree with you fully, especially
Speaker 2: especially animals you have to like really intendedly take care of.
Speaker 2: Like one of my friends has an iguana, and the
Speaker 2: way he takes it, because first of all, you have
Speaker 2: iguanas a string a strong window, kill it. They are
Speaker 2: they are so diable it's insane, Like they won't sleep
Speaker 2: unless it's darkness entirely, so it has to be complete dark.
Speaker 2: So they won't sleep, so if they stay up too long,
Speaker 2: they'll get sick and die. I don't even know. That's crazy, dude,
Speaker 2: How the fun would you want that as a that's crazy.
Speaker 2: They're really cool. They look really cool, because a lot
Speaker 2: of things are cool. They look really I could google it,
Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, there's a commune. I think it's a chameleon. Properly,
Speaker 2: a chameleon sounds that sounds more accurate. Chameleons. A chameleon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, chameleons are fucking weak.
Speaker 2: That's I remember. We'll kill them, like I remember.
Speaker 4: Wanting your chameleon when I was a kid, because I
Speaker 4: just I love the idea of having one on my
Speaker 4: like I love their little lego hands, man.
Speaker 2: Their little lego hands.
Speaker 4: Every time I see a chameleon like trying to grab
Speaker 4: on something, like, my heart grows.
Speaker 2: It's cool. It so funny because the fact I feel
Speaker 2: like they're just they're so like most reptiles seem insidious,
Speaker 2: but they don't. They seem like ah around, they're the
Speaker 2: chill reptile having a corner of the room. It'll be
Speaker 2: like eat a fly like a thumb. Afterwards.
Speaker 4: I remember, I just remember seeing I remember being I
Speaker 4: was like maybe six years old in Puerto Rico and
Speaker 4: I was at a McDonald's and there was a guy
Speaker 4: in front of me in line.
Speaker 2: I think it was me and my dad, and then
Speaker 2: my mom was like somewhere else.
Speaker 4: But there was a guy in front of me in
Speaker 4: line ordering and he had a chameleon on his shoulder,
Speaker 4: and then he go he went outside and I saw
Speaker 4: it like eating the flies around him.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that is fucking cool.
Speaker 4: That image just burned in my That guy has no
Speaker 4: idea how much that he impacted me, just staying in
Speaker 4: front of me with his chameleon, and I just.
Speaker 2: I just fucking I think so many animals are really
Speaker 2: cool where people get them, like I think particularly when
Speaker 2: that comes to dogs, because I think the dogs we
Speaker 2: bred them to think we're there work really easily, but
Speaker 2: it takes like kind of a lot of like training
Speaker 2: when they're little, it's hard. I have my dog. When
Speaker 2: I first had her before she passed away years ago,
Speaker 2: we were training her for like through and we couldn't
Speaker 2: even get her perfected. But we did a really good
Speaker 2: job training, like we walk overs out a leash. She
Speaker 2: would not stray from where I was. She would stay
Speaker 2: next to me, and it was difficult, especially when their
Speaker 2: puppies all they want to do is play. So it
Speaker 2: was fucking gruelly. And my Grandma's like, I'm too old
Speaker 2: to be training a fucking German shepherd. Yeah, what are
Speaker 2: you doing? What am I doing? But I was there
Speaker 2: to be and I was a kid, and I was attention.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I want to teach these things
Speaker 2: so I could teach the company. I teach you to speak,
Speaker 2: I would. I taught it like a lot of the
Speaker 2: basic things, but it wasn't a perfect dog. He was
Speaker 2: still standing at attention sometimes, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, a lot of that stuff is like unnecessary,
Speaker 1: Like it's just like extra.
Speaker 2: It's morals. Yeah, I'm not training a weapon, you know,
Speaker 2: like if I don't mean like a police dog.
Speaker 1: I understand they can do tricks and ship that's extra.
Speaker 1: Like to me, it's just like potty train it. Uh,
Speaker 1: make sure it's like this is your home and fucking
Speaker 1: don't run away, you know, kind.
Speaker 4: Of stare at it and you gotta shirt dominant. I
Speaker 4: think that's literally a trick. They like stare at it
Speaker 4: and just like not break, and then they'll break and
Speaker 4: then they've been broken.
Speaker 2: Unless you're like it's because if the dog's challenging, you
Speaker 2: piss on the dogs thinks it's like the person that
Speaker 2: like runs the house that's so so rude, so rude
Speaker 2: when you've got them trained, Well, they're just they're like,
Speaker 2: you know, they're just like happy to be there and
Speaker 2: you're just pissing all over them.
Speaker 4: Well on that note, question a question talking about people
Speaker 4: pissing on poor pups, and it's just like, I'm so
Speaker 4: happy to be here.
Speaker 2: This guy is cool, he's really nice. This guy's the best.
Speaker 1: Here's the only dogs are just like you know, they're
Speaker 1: just happy to be there, Like it doesn't matter what happened.
Speaker 2: There could be like a war going on. The dogs
Speaker 2: just like you know, like I love those. Have you
Speaker 2: seen the protest dogs? No, like and Chili and like
Speaker 2: other Latin countries there have been like people who are
Speaker 2: protests right, people are like getting real rode up during
Speaker 2: like some sort of like the reds. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: the dogs like are on the protest sign attacking cops
Speaker 2: and it's like why the fuck are these dogs attack
Speaker 2: the dogs? Like I get it, I know it wasn't
Speaker 2: I'm on this side. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I love I love I love that. I love the
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the whole point of really having a dog.
Speaker 1: It's like the companionship and the loyalty. So like you're
Speaker 1: like you're upset, like you're a good person and you're upset,
Speaker 1: and that dog's like it knows that. Like this human
Speaker 1: is usually chill. So if they're upset, whoever they're upset,
Speaker 1: I must be really bad.
Speaker 2: I have to try to kill for their sake, for
Speaker 2: my for my snacks, I have to kill you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Let's move on the same questions from our patriots over
Speaker 2: at patreon dot com slash the snark tank. I feel tired.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I actually I could sleep. I
Speaker 2: need not. But really, my neck my next fucked same dude.
Speaker 2: Last thime, my neck was hurting. I had to fucking
Speaker 2: I woke up and I was I was gonna do
Speaker 2: like some rose and I was like, my neck hurts,
Speaker 2: like fuck. So I did like half a set and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna just chill out for today.
Speaker 4: I heard my neck so bad once in my only
Speaker 4: once in my life, and it was after I got
Speaker 4: like a massage, really after I either I got him. No,
Speaker 4: it was a chiropractor. Of course, don't go to chiropracty. No.
Speaker 2: I know, I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 4: You tried it, but like it was just like like
Speaker 4: my mom was like, should go to it? I was
Speaker 4: like I don't want to do it. I don't really
Speaker 4: believe in that stuff.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I just go do it. Lock neck once.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure what is that like? When my neck
Speaker 2: was like like literally like doing this hurt like a
Speaker 2: fucking that's that's whatever I mean. I was like I
Speaker 2: don't know how I got it. And my friend's mom
Speaker 2: was like, I can help you with this. It's gonna hurt,
Speaker 2: like fucking hell, you're gonna cry. And I was like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean. She was obviously a Caribbean woman.
Speaker 2: She was a Caribbean woman, and she was like, was
Speaker 2: gonna hurt? Like I'm sorry, and I'm like all right,
Speaker 2: and she just like pulled my neck and I was
Speaker 2: like literally tearing and I was like this, but she
Speaker 2: was like, no, you have to keep your neck extended
Speaker 2: for like five minutes. You have to keep it extended
Speaker 2: and it's gonna hurt the whole time. But your neck
Speaker 2: is gonna get better way faster, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what way. Faster.
Speaker 4: Faster is not good enough for me. I was like,
Speaker 4: what's at the end of it?
Speaker 2: I was like, what sort of fucking Jamaican witchcraft is
Speaker 2: she doing? And then literally after the agony, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, my neck feels good. She was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it hurt really bad. You know I think it was
Speaker 2: I think I think it was the pain exactly. That's
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 4: It's like, here's the thing, so here's I'm gonna take
Speaker 4: this knife and I'm gonna twist it in your stomach
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna twist it around for like eight minutes,
Speaker 4: and then when I take this out, you're gonna feel
Speaker 4: so much better. It's like, yeah, I bet, I.
Speaker 2: Bet I'm gonna felt being tortured an he wore yeah,
Speaker 2: like I hate that shit.
Speaker 4: But like so I remember, like I was fine, my
Speaker 4: posture was fine, my neck, my back didn't hurt at all.
Speaker 4: They just recommended like a chiropractor. I was like, fine,
Speaker 4: I'll do it, dude. I don't want to have the
Speaker 4: conversation anymore. So I did it, and then they were like,
Speaker 4: do you feel better? I'm like, I feel the same
Speaker 4: as I did before this. And then the day after
Speaker 4: I woke up and I just couldn't move my neck
Speaker 4: because I couldn't like every like every direction hurt like up, down, left, right.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 4: I was just like Batman, like Christian Bale's Batman the
Speaker 4: entire day. And what sucked is that that day I
Speaker 4: had an eye exam, And if you know anything about
Speaker 4: eye exams, have glasses. They have like a thing that
Speaker 4: they pull down with like various lenses and they try
Speaker 4: to figure out like what like what your prescription is.
Speaker 2: And they brought it down and they were like can
Speaker 2: you put your head in here? And I was like
Speaker 2: can you bring it down? More?
Speaker 4: Like I had to position myself in such a way
Speaker 4: that it was like I'm pretty sure I fail.
Speaker 2: Like I I failed this. I don't get graded on it. I
Speaker 2: thought you were like legally blind.
Speaker 4: Yeah I got. I got an inaccurate prescription for sure
Speaker 4: for those for that year. Because I had the eye examine,
Speaker 4: I just like I couldn't focus. I was just in
Speaker 4: so much pain that I was like, I can't read
Speaker 4: any of this. I can't read the ship anyway.
Speaker 1: It's not I don't want to talk about it, like
Speaker 1: I'm noticing how much more my neck hurts by like
Speaker 1: focusing on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's move on.
Speaker 4: It's kind of some of our questions from our patrons
Speaker 4: over a pigeon complast a stark tank. Remember you can
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Speaker 4: you want, uh, Goofy wrote in he says, hello, babbabooies.
Speaker 4: Since all three of you were young when the Internet
Speaker 4: was first starting to red or legs, what video do
Speaker 4: you remember seeing early on in life that told you
Speaker 4: that nothing is okay. We're doomed as a species. Personally,
Speaker 4: I was a little late to the party. So the
Speaker 4: earliest one I saw that maybe question everything was that
Speaker 4: video of dudes in ninja turtle costumes having a circle
Speaker 4: jerk around pizza with comically large fake penises. I've never
Speaker 4: seen this, and I've never seen that.
Speaker 2: So the fact that you said that video.
Speaker 4: Video video, of course you have Lyle Lyle, that makes
Speaker 4: that makes perfect sense. Let's go I've never seen that
Speaker 4: big old green dicks. I was like, I love that guy,
Speaker 4: but he is he?
Speaker 2: Him and Zach are the people that always tell me
Speaker 2: I'm not at the level I think I'm at you know,
Speaker 2: I've never I'm not on that level yet. There they
Speaker 2: they they are wielders of the darkness. I merely co
Speaker 2: opt it for moments, you know, Yeah, are you looking
Speaker 2: it up? It's fucking in safe. Hold on to get
Speaker 2: off of me.
Speaker 4: We'll cut the black ship.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that? The bottles? All right? All right,
Speaker 2: that's insane. I think.
Speaker 4: I do think the video that I saw that was
Speaker 4: was significantly like the thing that I must have been
Speaker 4: like two thousand and five or something and six, but
Speaker 4: I remember seeing a video of like just US Marines
Speaker 4: throwing a puppy off a cliff that ruined everything for me.
Speaker 2: That was like the moment that it was just for me,
Speaker 2: It was for me. It was mister hands, oh, mister Hans. Still.
Speaker 2: I still remember the groan he made that she was
Speaker 2: bir the moment you know he was dead. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: was like a death rattle. Do you know he was
Speaker 2: gone after that? I knew it.
Speaker 4: Do you know, the cyberpup.
Speaker 2: Fucking idiot, Yeah, exactly. He was an engineer. Hee. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's all. It's all. It's always that. Explore further, exactly,
Speaker 2: explore further, Go where we've never gone. Definitely a furry,
Speaker 2: and every furry is always has some sort of prestigious job.
Speaker 2: That's not incorrect, not entirely. Very often they're they're wealthy.
Speaker 4: Very often you have to be, I think to even realize,
Speaker 4: to even realize that you're into that, I think you
Speaker 4: have to be well, have.
Speaker 2: Some money, because what the fuck are you? Because it's like,
Speaker 2: imagine doing like really interest class play, right, Like it's
Speaker 2: like it's not the same thing, but like it's sort
Speaker 2: of similar. Like this person's gonna make me a suit
Speaker 2: that's pretty, though it may look silly to most people,
Speaker 2: this is a hard to make suit, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you gotta have money. You gotta have money.
Speaker 1: But some people, I think, blow a lot of that
Speaker 1: because whatever reason, the uh decent chunk of the gay
Speaker 1: community get into that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. Just there's definitely some sort of
Speaker 2: intersection there.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure why, but there just is. I don't
Speaker 1: know who, I don't know who started it is.
Speaker 2: And every furry I know is queer. Every ferry I
Speaker 2: know personally's right.
Speaker 1: I I don't understand. I don't have to why that.
Speaker 2: Happened, not exactly you give me a straight fir. How No,
Speaker 2: it supersedes it kind of. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't attracted to a dog. What does it matter
Speaker 4: if it's a male.
Speaker 2: You're not exactly it's this is the argument. This is
Speaker 2: the times I've heard from them. But this is not
Speaker 2: me saying it's like, I'm not attracted to this exact creature.
Speaker 2: I'm attracted to the like it's vibe or aesthetic. I
Speaker 2: don't understand that exactly either. Yeah, I can't concept I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't either, because I can't explain it right. I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm doing people in service while saying this.
Speaker 2: A real FRI would have to come here and talk
Speaker 2: to us about it, because I clearly I don't know. Well,
Speaker 2: you're not offending many. To be fair, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think all of them, because I would think
Speaker 1: that they would, they would take this suit off and fuck.
Speaker 1: A lot of them do so I think I don't
Speaker 1: think a lot of them are actually just like, oh
Speaker 1: I want to fuck a uh.
Speaker 2: Animal human thing. It's like, I don't know this animals
Speaker 2: the perspective this animal that they view it reflects them,
Speaker 2: I guess, or something like that put its way.
Speaker 1: I don't care enough, you know, so I've never like
Speaker 1: deep done a deep I can do it, it's not
Speaker 1: it's at the end of the day, people's fetishes and
Speaker 1: their things is like not really my bad, I don't I.
Speaker 2: Don't care enough.
Speaker 4: But also I hope to never be in a position,
Speaker 4: in a position where I have to care at all,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's I feel I feel like that's not
Speaker 1: anybody most people's kinks, I feel exactly the same way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just keep it to yourself. I'm just like, I
Speaker 2: don't need to know the ins and outs of your show.
Speaker 2: We pushed the things a little too far, like like
Speaker 2: having people be very open about their kinks. And I
Speaker 2: think especially that that one. I think one well for
Speaker 2: being a very well that's a.
Speaker 1: Big one because they were like making conventions and ship
Speaker 1: where I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's like to me, go go to
Speaker 2: the adult con isn't that what that's for? Hotel? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But everything and everything starts off with like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is the overarching place, and then things split out of it?
Speaker 1: Is there like a I mean, what's the like the
Speaker 1: I guess they're probably is like a dominatrix con for sure.
Speaker 2: There's a con for everything, everything, I guess.
Speaker 1: Now, like everything, because before I felt like things were
Speaker 1: just large and consolidated. Here's your nerdy ship, here's your
Speaker 1: sex stuff, and then you find booths of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, once upon a time. But I think they got
Speaker 2: ridiculed so much by people because of it being you know,
Speaker 2: pretty like that's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 2: the people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I would be one of the people laughing
Speaker 1: if I went to like an adult convention and I
Speaker 1: saw like a furry boode, I would.
Speaker 2: Laugh younger younger me. Absolutely. Now I'm like what because
Speaker 2: I used to have a fucking like hate b one
Speaker 2: of refurries and I was like, there's so much worse
Speaker 2: that exists. There's so much worse obviously, So like what
Speaker 2: am I doing hating this? It's it's kind of like
Speaker 2: really like it is like, oh, just lave your la fun, dude,
Speaker 2: glad to do it. Yeah, because I think worolves are cool,
Speaker 2: but at the same time they're they're also so unfortunately
Speaker 2: tied to that that I'm like, I can't even think
Speaker 2: worolves are cool. Man.
Speaker 1: I still like him, I I I do too, and
Speaker 1: I don't think about it. I don't think about I
Speaker 1: rarely think about furries.
Speaker 4: It hasn't Yeah, they haven't really been a part of
Speaker 4: the guyst in a long time. Yeah, I feelk it
Speaker 4: was more like a twenty four fifteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were definitely that era that of like it
Speaker 2: was it was asshole err where they were very much
Speaker 2: so round I called it, I will say of you
Speaker 2: the Internet where like everyone was an ass to everybody,
Speaker 2: Like what content was was being a dickhead to people
Speaker 2: that era, so like, yeah it was I miss it, dude,
Speaker 2: let's move on. Yeah, it was it.
Speaker 1: Sonic Fox is the only guy that I've seen recently
Speaker 1: at all that's.
Speaker 2: Involved in Sonic Sonic where's actually like a badge man.
Speaker 2: Niggas hate him and what he does he whoops, he wos.
Speaker 2: That's what makes it so much.
Speaker 1: That's what everything was part of getting destroyed by Fury.
Speaker 2: And he's kind of an asshole because of course he's
Speaker 2: a furry, so he probably like was a nice kid
Speaker 2: and got bullied into this being a dickhad about things
Speaker 2: he's good at like everyone does. Why not? So it
Speaker 2: was just like get you get your money, king, do
Speaker 2: your ship? Yeah, go off man? All right, move on. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The VR chat goth I Fucked is also from New
Speaker 4: Jersey Road, and he says, what's up, twig, twig average?
Speaker 4: You guys are sucking You guys are getting really out
Speaker 4: of pocket with this.
Speaker 2: It's hello, what's up? Twig? Average?
Speaker 4: And fat piece of shit with a gap tooth so
Speaker 4: wide you could fit all of New Jersey and half
Speaker 4: of Pennsylvania in it. You gotta relax, guys.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's really hurtful. Yeah, I locked out here.
Speaker 2: What would you call me? Average?
Speaker 1: That's so I mean, like I don't Well, you're fine,
Speaker 1: You're good. What your description was?
Speaker 2: Fine? Like average? Come on, man? That is so mean
Speaker 2: that it's it's so mean that it's like it borders
Speaker 2: back around and it's it's like, what do you even doing? Dude.
Speaker 4: It's the same way that, like how Doom is really violent,
Speaker 4: but it's so cartoonish that it kind of like doesn't
Speaker 4: feel like it is, and you're just.
Speaker 2: Like, dude, just get out of here. Man. It's like that,
Speaker 2: it's like whatever, whatever, bro, have a.
Speaker 4: Good night, Like yeah, like like ripping a demon in
Speaker 4: Doom in half Yeah, doesn't feel as violent as shooting
Speaker 4: somebody in the head in the video game, and they
Speaker 4: realistically slump.
Speaker 2: Over, like that's so cartoonishly fucked up, Like when what
Speaker 2: is it Bill?
Speaker 4: Not? When when Bill and I dies and smiling friends
Speaker 4: in the hot air balloon, he like tenses up and
Speaker 4: he slumps so dumped it feels like a for real
Speaker 4: die anyway, Anyway, he moves on. He says, I've been
Speaker 4: replaying all the Gears of War games, are you saying?
Speaker 2: Recent?
Speaker 4: And I'm left wondering why people dislike Judgment four and five.
Speaker 4: All of them have really interesting things to add to
Speaker 4: the Gears Sandbox that I that don't utterly ruin the
Speaker 4: core gameplay, like three four and three. Yeah, that's that
Speaker 4: is true. They are better at it, uh than than.
Speaker 2: Three fourth three was.
Speaker 4: The characters is genuinely charming and fun to be around.
Speaker 4: What are some things you don't like? Uh that you
Speaker 4: like that few? Oh so this is I guess the
Speaker 4: core of the question. What are some things that you
Speaker 4: like that few few others do and you don't understand why?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Judgment isn't that bad. Actually I understood it's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's definitely one of the weak. To me, it's like Arkhamrgins, Like,
Speaker 1: it's not a bad game, it's just.
Speaker 2: It's just underwhelming.
Speaker 1: It's just, yeah, it's a little bit weaker compared to
Speaker 1: some of the other titles.
Speaker 2: That's I think to me, Judgment is after three or
Speaker 2: before three. It's a prequel for sure. Release.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember. I think it came about twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: It's after three, yeah, because it came out. It came
Speaker 1: out pretty because I think it came out like what
Speaker 1: twenty I thought I was twenty eleven.
Speaker 2: I think I remember.
Speaker 4: I think it was like thirteen or twelve thirteen.
Speaker 2: I swear now, I don't think. I think it was
Speaker 2: twenty eleven because I think I was in high school
Speaker 2: and it came out. Here's War three was twenty eleven.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4: Really, So here's the word judgment came out?
Speaker 2: His brain sucks right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, March nineteenth, twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: How the fuck do ichool? Why do I? I didn't
Speaker 2: play a judgment that much, but I think, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty eleven was Gears I remember, because it was
Speaker 4: twenty eleven was Gears three, and that was like the
Speaker 4: the my last year of high school.
Speaker 1: Why do I just for some reason, I have a
Speaker 1: memory of playing it much Judgment much sooner same but whatever.
Speaker 1: Usually my memory is pretty good about that, but not
Speaker 1: this time.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's crazy. I remember there was something with particularly
Speaker 2: autistic with video game.
Speaker 1: I usually am just not this one totally fucking off, uh,
Speaker 1: because there's it's that connect. Usually it's connected the significant
Speaker 1: parts of my life. Yeah yeah, but this time.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Also I remember having that because this was when I
Speaker 1: had a Model three sixty. So I guess I guess
Speaker 1: that when I fucking whatever, it doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I remember there was something about the gun system in
Speaker 1: Judgment that was a little bit different, Like I think
Speaker 1: it was the choice of weapons that was underwhelming.
Speaker 2: I think I.
Speaker 4: Remember like that was the game where like you press
Speaker 4: why to switch weapon.
Speaker 2: There was something. Yeah, there's something like that.
Speaker 4: There was something like that, And I know that like
Speaker 4: you could fall off of ledges.
Speaker 2: I remember that was a big thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because usually in Gears Ofward it's like it's
Speaker 4: it's kind of like you're on set paths. You can't
Speaker 4: really like jump, yeah, and you still can't jump in Judgment,
Speaker 4: but like you could choose, and I remember in Judgment,
Speaker 4: the big thing was that you could like walk off
Speaker 4: ledges and like kind of like it became kind of
Speaker 4: I remember that distinctly because it just ruined like people
Speaker 4: people would just drop on you, and I remember feeling
Speaker 4: like that feels weird and Gears of War for somebody
Speaker 4: to just drop on you and fucking shoot you interesting.
Speaker 2: But it was, Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 4: I just I remember I didn't like the framing device
Speaker 4: that they used for the story. I remember like like
Speaker 4: Baird and his squad were like on trial and then
Speaker 4: they were doing like this kind of like let me
Speaker 4: tell you the story how it happened, and then it
Speaker 4: would go back and it would it was It's kind
Speaker 4: of okay. I just don't think it worked. And also
Speaker 4: it did nothing really happened in it. I think it was.
Speaker 4: It was just underwhelming. Following three, he was a really
Speaker 4: good like end.
Speaker 2: What gets the world from what it is? In Gears
Speaker 2: of War four to three? For five? Like why is
Speaker 2: the ice and robots? Like what gets to that point?
Speaker 2: It's you're asking, it's been so, why why are you fighting?
Speaker 2: Are you on an ice planet? It looks like lost planet?
Speaker 2: You're not on an ice planet.
Speaker 7: Really there's a lot, there's a snow a part of
Speaker 7: the world, and then you're just doing the most basic
Speaker 7: open world ship like that.
Speaker 2: I like, I like, yeah, so you're on the sled,
Speaker 2: but it's like who's pulling the sled?
Speaker 4: But all you're doing is I don't remember, but I
Speaker 4: think in the desert they had like.
Speaker 2: A it's like fan it was like a city. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like almost like a you you. I
Speaker 1: don't remember exactly how it works. Yeah, I honestly kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Like playing the game.
Speaker 1: That was the most underwhelming part where all it was
Speaker 1: the open world. Was it just it was unnecessary? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it felt like padding, let's go, Okay, I'm traveling here.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna go collect some shit from here and go.
Speaker 1: It was just like this doesn't need to be in
Speaker 1: this game. Yeah, that's all I think.
Speaker 4: I think Judgment's just kind of underwhelming because it doesn't
Speaker 4: really add much and it's the story is kind of
Speaker 4: like whatever, and you're not really following the people that
Speaker 4: you want to follow. I think any Gears of War
Speaker 4: game also it had to follow three, which was really good. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then four I think was underwhelming because I mean
Speaker 4: I like four, honest I like four and five to
Speaker 4: be honest with you, Like, I think they're really very
Speaker 4: good games, Like I just have four.
Speaker 2: I just think four.
Speaker 4: The issue with four is really just the robots, Like
Speaker 4: there's too many robots in four, and Gears five has
Speaker 4: the little world parts that like I actually kind of like,
Speaker 4: but I I do feel like are a little bit
Speaker 4: kind of weird, but they're they're really good high busters.
Speaker 4: Specifically that Gears five DLC is fucking great, like unreasonably
Speaker 4: good for no reason. So like I I'm with you
Speaker 4: where I think they're definitely better at doing Gears than
Speaker 4: three or three was with Haylo for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any other games you can think about, like say
Speaker 1: the Change anything like.
Speaker 4: Well, he's actually, what are some few things that you
Speaker 4: like that few others do? And you don't understand why?
Speaker 4: I things that I love that other people don't.
Speaker 2: I I don't know. I can't think of any at
Speaker 2: the moment. There's a very different from it rarely happens
Speaker 2: zoom like a Ragenmrock actually like playing as a trays.
Speaker 4: I think most people do. I'm I'm I'm the outlier
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 2: I just liked how fast you was.
Speaker 1: That was my main thing, because I want, I know,
Speaker 1: Krados is like older, but he's still a god.
Speaker 2: I just didn't like how slow he moves.
Speaker 1: That's just me though, because like I'm like, okay, you're still,
Speaker 1: You're still insane. You are faster than most people on
Speaker 1: the planet. I'm most every person. He's faster every god
Speaker 1: might every but let's put it this way. Somehow he
Speaker 1: caught fucking Hermes and uh, and he caught him. He's still,
Speaker 1: He's still But the fact that you would even be
Speaker 1: able to come anywhere close to him is silly.
Speaker 2: Say, I watched the moment again when he fought Balder
Speaker 2: and there was a moment where he pieced him up
Speaker 2: three times so quick. He hits him in the faith,
Speaker 2: the stomach, two times in the face again, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: the fuck, why is he hitting him that fast?
Speaker 1: Fucking combosom like so and I was like, creatives, he's
Speaker 1: so Creatos is so fucking like powerful and so like
Speaker 1: insane that.
Speaker 2: What do you it?
Speaker 1: Kind of I I kind of understand why they ended
Speaker 1: with Ragnrock because it's like, we can't draw this out
Speaker 1: too much. He's he's he can destroy everyone. It's it's
Speaker 1: obvious that his he's so overpowered. They need to do something.
Speaker 1: What are they gonna do next to even give him
Speaker 1: really a challenge, like I know they're talking about service.
Speaker 2: Service challenge the moment. Because he's strong the whole time.
Speaker 2: In all the games, you don't really get a display
Speaker 2: of how crazy strong he is, like other than like
Speaker 2: when he outpowers Hercules, you're like, oh, ship, this guy
Speaker 2: is crazy strong. But then when he flips the sky
Speaker 2: that moment, I was like, did this nigga just flip this?
Speaker 2: Even a trash was like, wait, flipping the sky? What
Speaker 2: do you mean? In the first of the PS five
Speaker 2: one where he flips the thing of the of the
Speaker 2: castle of that like that fixture you have to walk
Speaker 2: on like that before, but he likes even like did
Speaker 2: you just like flip over look? And I was just like,
Speaker 2: oh shout, I forgot he's crazy strong.
Speaker 1: And number two it opens up with you fighting this
Speaker 1: giant statue like this colossus, and like there's a part
Speaker 1: where it tries to step on you and you just
Speaker 1: do your button do your button mash thing, and then
Speaker 1: he tosses that things like it flies and you're like
Speaker 1: like the to be that amount of straight like stupid.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, so I I remember I thought of one.
Speaker 2: What you got? I really.
Speaker 4: So Crash Team Racing to me is like unequivocally, yeah
Speaker 4: we got. I literally have coasters. I think I found
Speaker 4: that like a box lunch or something. But like, that
Speaker 4: game to me is like as a cart racer is
Speaker 4: so unbelievably perfect and so much better than any other
Speaker 4: thing in that job, like by a by a degree
Speaker 4: that I can't even quant that. I can't conceptualize why
Speaker 4: people more people can't see it. I think it's relatively
Speaker 4: under underappreciated. I don't think people really think about it
Speaker 4: that much. And it's crazy to me because it is
Speaker 4: more of a like it's insane. It's like Melee, it
Speaker 4: really is. It's it's fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: But that's that's me I have. I have a lot
Speaker 2: of takes about Melee. I love Melee. I played it competitively.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty fucking good at that game for someone that
Speaker 2: isn't like a competitor that game. I think that game
Speaker 2: is a fucking mess. That game is a fucking extreme mess.
Speaker 2: And other people have like I think it is. It
Speaker 2: is fun in a way that No, the Smash Russ
Speaker 2: game is fun because it feels like the first one
Speaker 2: that really like takes a risk to be like something.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's just something particularly special about it, like
Speaker 2: the wave dashing, the fucking saney characters, the way it
Speaker 2: even looks like it looks so fucking silly nowadays can
Speaker 2: do what it was. Yeah, but I think people don't
Speaker 2: exactly remember playing that game. I think they've played Smashed,
Speaker 2: like Brawl and like sixty thee you want Ultimate and
Speaker 2: they're like, I love Melee and it's like, have you
Speaker 2: played Melee recently? Blood because we can play it right now,
Speaker 2: you won't be able to play the game. Why what
Speaker 2: do you mean? Because that game you can just oppress
Speaker 2: people in a way that's so insane. It's crazy, like
Speaker 2: I can legs grab and you can't get back on
Speaker 2: the legeh. It is not like this shit like that
Speaker 2: where it's like it's it's really cool and it was
Speaker 2: really fun and it's held a really cool place with minds. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I feel like people a lot of people have
Speaker 2: the like, Oh, on a Reddit page, people said Melee
Speaker 2: is the best one. So it's the best one. Memory
Speaker 2: that's what I feel like, particularly, I don't think so,
Speaker 2: and I think it's a good game. I would never
Speaker 2: say it's naughty. I think it's great. I think it's
Speaker 2: the most iconic Smash game. I don't think it's the
Speaker 2: best one by by a large margin. I think Ultimate
Speaker 2: is by far the best Smash Bros. Game.
Speaker 4: But I think in what way best in the sense
Speaker 4: that it's like inoffensive and kind of safe and find.
Speaker 2: All just the way the game's built, the characters designed,
Speaker 2: and the way the diversity of characters. Granted, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of samey characters in those games.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, there's a lot of seventeen sword characters I
Speaker 4: play identically.
Speaker 2: Well, there's there's genuinely for real there's genuinely like the
Speaker 2: every sword character is no another fire emblem character. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a mericism, right, and I think I agree that
Speaker 2: can be that's annoying, right, But I do think the
Speaker 2: way the game plays, the way like it feels and
Speaker 2: it flows, is much better in that game, simply based
Speaker 2: off like how you move, and obviously it's a newer game.
Speaker 2: That's the point, you know, yeah, you know, you know
Speaker 2: Gears three is gonna feel better than Gears two is
Speaker 2: you know, it's the next game, and it's just like
Speaker 2: so like it's like what like almost twenty years difference
Speaker 2: of games easily at least fifteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I guess for me, I look at it,
Speaker 4: it's like I don't know. I look at It's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: here's let's say, here's a movie that is entirely fine
Speaker 4: from beginning to end, and it's like it's like it's
Speaker 4: you know, it makes sense, script works, and then you
Speaker 4: have something like Bullet Train. Bulletrain's ridiculous. Bull Train is
Speaker 4: absurd in every single way, and that's way better to
Speaker 4: me than like just a movie that like makes sense,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? I would say I feel
Speaker 4: like I feel like Melee is is that. I feel
Speaker 4: like Halo two is that. I feel like Crash Team
Speaker 4: Racing is that where it's like this is great in
Speaker 4: a way that you couldn't do on purpose, and that
Speaker 4: is so special that like I don't understand why people
Speaker 4: don't like people see it with Melee, people see it
Speaker 4: with Halo two.
Speaker 2: People don't see it with that.
Speaker 4: And that's that's why I feel like this is one
Speaker 4: of those things where I'm like, I'm like one of
Speaker 4: the only people talking about that game still like probably,
Speaker 4: you know, I.
Speaker 2: Think I think it's a better racing game. I would agree.
Speaker 2: I think the reason, you know, the reason why that
Speaker 2: game isn't talk much because Mario Kart is so fucking
Speaker 2: popular just simply.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, obviously, and then there's also been more of them.
Speaker 4: Well there's only like two crash racing games of any consequence,
Speaker 4: but Crash.
Speaker 1: But also yeah, Crash is never going to be as
Speaker 1: popular as so it's like it just doesn't have a
Speaker 1: chance to be like, this is the perfect cart racer.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter even if the next Mario card that
Speaker 1: comes out sucks dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which it won't, because the framework is so it's
Speaker 2: been the same. It's it's the sixty four you know,
Speaker 2: you want to be really honest, it is the same
Speaker 2: as sixty four. Like I love those games for what
Speaker 2: they are, but I understand what I'm playing.
Speaker 4: It plays like quick saying man like some of them,
Speaker 4: like all even Double Dash, Man, Double Dash feels like playing.
Speaker 2: Another that's another game, people like, I don't think people
Speaker 2: remember playing Double Dash because I played the funk out
Speaker 2: of that game with people and me and my cousin
Speaker 2: there were combinations and that ship. We have a friend
Speaker 2: Joe who would use the same combination that would use
Speaker 2: Luigi and Red Koopa. You cannot. It is so obnoxious
Speaker 2: inating with somebody that gets the three owning red shells
Speaker 2: every time they get their fake it is, but it's
Speaker 2: it's such a like it's so fun and I remember
Speaker 2: being so good. But I think it's a lot of
Speaker 2: rose colored glasses when people experience a lot of games
Speaker 2: from those errors. But it's like it was so fun.
Speaker 2: It's like maybe I always just like say, well, go
Speaker 2: I can play. I always. I think a lot of
Speaker 2: people would like say that and then not play the games,
Speaker 2: and then if they play the games, they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is okay, because it happens.
Speaker 1: I remember some things that like like oh this was
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. You go back and play and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like this is not nearly as good as
Speaker 1: I remember. I think everybody has that experience, so nostalgia
Speaker 1: is always heavy. There is a game that this is
Speaker 1: really interesting that a lot of people have gone back
Speaker 1: to recently because of Mod's Marvels's Captain Infinite, So like, hmm,
Speaker 1: but that game, though, it's interesting because when I first
Speaker 1: played it, I know a lot of the art styles,
Speaker 1: some of the characters. Obviously, people are like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is this? Yeah, the lack of X Men characters
Speaker 1: that that already was a big But the thing is
Speaker 1: all of them were gone, yeah so.
Speaker 2: Have they were. That was in the minute with the
Speaker 2: Indomans where they were trying to buy it, and then
Speaker 2: Fox like, We're just not going to give you anything,
Speaker 2: and they were like, okay, well, really.
Speaker 1: Stupid to release Marvels Captain without X Men. So they
Speaker 1: had already had those things. Some of the art style
Speaker 1: like Chunnley looked really stupid, some of the some of
Speaker 1: them look really stupid. But in hindsight, like if you play,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of people that I feel like
Speaker 1: were just because of the stuff surrounding it were they
Speaker 1: didn't even pay attention to the combat.
Speaker 2: It's good and also.
Speaker 1: They turned but they we return to the old button
Speaker 1: format because uh the tat Tatsuanuku versus Capcom, they had
Speaker 1: that fucking circle button format. To do a combo, we
Speaker 1: would just like hit like you know, say if it's
Speaker 1: a say if it's PlayStation. He had square, triangle circle,
Speaker 1: and then he had X and then it does your
Speaker 1: air combo and then do it again to finish it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the is this for five
Speaker 1: year olds? It was weird that they just did that.
Speaker 1: And then they transferred that to MVC three and and
Speaker 1: then they also slowed down the combat just a little
Speaker 1: bit for especially compared to two NBC two and so
Speaker 1: me personally, I liked MC three, but I was also disappointed.
Speaker 1: I liked when they kind of went back to the
Speaker 1: old formula with Infinite but there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: that just absolutely diarrhida on the game, and I get it.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad people are going back to Maximilian dude
Speaker 1: fucking and h Some people modded it and then they
Speaker 1: they re skinned it. A lot of people were coming
Speaker 1: back and having fun with it and realizing that this
Speaker 1: game is a lot better than it actually was. So
Speaker 1: I'm glad that at least this will maybe give it
Speaker 1: more hype till it's like, guys, make another one.
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken. The assists were taken out for
Speaker 2: the stones, right, so that the stones, I thought that
Speaker 2: the that was just there's only two people now, right that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it was only two people now, But you have
Speaker 2: a stone instead. Yeah, it wasn't a They didn't.
Speaker 1: Do the three thing, so they were going they went
Speaker 1: to like a a more old school like almost like
Speaker 1: Marves Captain one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which Marvels Calcum one. It has.
Speaker 1: It's a little clunky, but man, I love the there
Speaker 1: was the subtle differences. First of all, the soundtrack is
Speaker 1: some of my favorite capcom music, especially since like oh
Speaker 1: they remixed Mega Man two's music from from Number two
Speaker 1: and and then they just made it in Marvels's Captain,
Speaker 1: which is one of my favorite fucking sound just tracks
Speaker 1: of Kaptam did and uh, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 1: Like some of the animations in NBC one is better
Speaker 1: than two, especially like say hitting the ground, there's like
Speaker 1: a little bit of the impact hit and there the rocks, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the rocks coming up and the impact was like so
Speaker 1: if you did, like finally like a.
Speaker 2: Sense of that would like walk around and it would
Speaker 2: shake the screen. Like There's things like well Sentinel was
Speaker 2: an NVC one, he was he was in it.
Speaker 1: I forgot which children the Atom or I forget which
Speaker 1: one he was in, but like, uh, oh.
Speaker 2: You're talking about the X Men games, So I'm talking
Speaker 2: about VC.
Speaker 1: One right now, and I'm talking about the brown impact,
Speaker 1: and like there was two major things that felt so satisfying,
Speaker 1: doing the doing the the ultimate web throw with a
Speaker 1: Spider Man. Obviously, the impact felt so satisfying, and you
Speaker 1: get you don't get that satisfaction in two. It just
Speaker 1: feels like you're hitting like a stone ground and there's
Speaker 1: no like shaken impact like it hurts. Same thing with
Speaker 1: Final Justice and uh Captain America when he would do
Speaker 1: like his little suplex like supplex at the end, like
Speaker 1: when you do it on too, it just feels so empty.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, NBC two is such an amazing game,
Speaker 1: but those little things missing. I'm like, fuck, people don't
Speaker 1: understand how satisfying it feels.
Speaker 2: Too. There's always a little thing. Because it had to
Speaker 2: put fucking fifty plus characters in that game, they probably
Speaker 2: did retract over word they had. I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 2: game came out like a little bit over a year
Speaker 2: from the last one. Yeah, and then they had to
Speaker 2: put fifty Half of them are not even fully designed.
Speaker 2: That is how quick games used to be. A man
Speaker 2: like Fanos doesn't do anything Fanos does in that game.
Speaker 2: That was just awful.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was like, why is there's no representation of
Speaker 1: him being Fanos really like of like if he didn't
Speaker 1: know who he was, you'd be like, the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: I had no idea who he was. I remember playing
Speaker 4: the game, like who the.
Speaker 2: Fuck is I remember I think I played the game
Speaker 2: before I read any of the Infinity like Opera, and
Speaker 2: I was just like, this guy's kind of lame. And
Speaker 2: then I read it later on I was like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: if I play would kill everyone there.
Speaker 4: I played that game before I knew anybody that I
Speaker 4: literally the only new Spider Man and Venom.
Speaker 2: There's no way.
Speaker 4: I'm not even joke really like when I played when
Speaker 4: I when I played MVV well, I I kind of
Speaker 4: had an adjacent understanding of like the X Wolverine, right,
Speaker 4: yeah kind of, but not really. You know, I just
Speaker 4: wasn't a comic person. So I played the game. I
Speaker 4: don't who the any of this is a good as game.
Speaker 2: I found about bone Clobe over, I was like, why
Speaker 2: is that one's hands different? Yeah? It was also like
Speaker 2: two thousand. We called them. We called him piss claw
Speaker 2: piskla because they're like a little yellow. We call him
Speaker 2: pissed claw. What did his bones be like red as fuck?
Speaker 1: I mean the whole idea that they're just still in
Speaker 1: it's such a lazy sprite where all they did was
Speaker 1: just make it yellow and extended. Like those aren't bones,
Speaker 1: fucking bones, those are claws and aman teum that just
Speaker 1: have piss on them.
Speaker 2: We called them pis. That's the only thing you soak
Speaker 2: it in pissed for a long period of piss.
Speaker 4: I remember capcom like I think that the main The
Speaker 4: main thing for me was just like I loved the
Speaker 4: pixel art so much that when they moved away from it,
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 2: Just kind of like, Okay, the art was it's probably
Speaker 2: good still, it was great. The music was great, the
Speaker 2: visual dynamics, like all of the fucking motion, everyone's taunts,
Speaker 2: like just just for me, what happened is that things
Speaker 2: like that really touched my heart because I love comic books.
Speaker 2: So seeing stuff like that be like like even rivals
Speaker 2: right like Rivals right now, anyone could enjoy that game,
Speaker 2: but that is a love letter for people that like
Speaker 2: comic books though, Like it's like, if you really enjoy comics,
Speaker 2: you can play that game and be like, dude, I
Speaker 2: know this reference I've seen that thing. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's costume. I know what that's from. And I just
Speaker 2: really enjoys. Why I play it, honestly because because hero
Speaker 2: shooters in general, they're fun when you play with friends.
Speaker 2: But I just don't play them by myself anymore. I
Speaker 2: don't have the energy to be upset at people just
Speaker 2: not doing I just I can't do it anymore. My
Speaker 2: heart just isn't in it. That's why I just don't
Speaker 2: practice spider Mans. I'm like, I can't turn this game
Speaker 2: when and play it because I'm just gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do this. That's the thing to me.
Speaker 4: So like that's the only character I play in that game. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but and I just like I hate the way everybody
Speaker 4: else plays. If Spider Man wasn't in that game, I
Speaker 4: genuinely wouldn't play it, like at all. Like if they
Speaker 4: had like an update and they were like, oh, Spider
Speaker 4: Man's out of the game, I would actually uninstalled and
Speaker 4: never play.
Speaker 2: Making a Marvel game and not making a game, Making
Speaker 2: a Marvel game that impluences the whole cast, and not
Speaker 2: even Spider Man is insane, like.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh he's to op and instead of like
Speaker 1: nerving him. They just take him out and that's ccause
Speaker 1: he's like he's nowhere near OPI.
Speaker 2: It's like that's crazy. It's like he's very frail. Peter Parker.
Speaker 2: What is he good at? What is it? What is
Speaker 2: his role?
Speaker 4: He's like gonna say, like he goes he's like a
Speaker 4: disorientor kind of like you kind of go in and
Speaker 4: sneak behind enemy lines, like beat people up in the
Speaker 4: you kind of like go back flank people and take
Speaker 4: out their heelers and like get the fuck away, get in,
Speaker 4: do damage, get out. Because he can swing and he
Speaker 4: can move around. Actually there's actual physics in it.
Speaker 2: His movement is insane. The thing that I like about
Speaker 2: it is like you.
Speaker 4: Have to aim well, if you add if you if
Speaker 4: you turn on the real swinging, like you have to
Speaker 4: aim at the thing you shoot the web at and
Speaker 4: then that will like be where you swing from.
Speaker 2: And I loved that.
Speaker 4: I wish that was actually like an option in like
Speaker 4: real Spider Man games because it's actually satisfying to do.
Speaker 2: But that but that's the whole point.
Speaker 4: That's the whole reason I play video games is moving
Speaker 4: through space in a satisfying way. So to me, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I played, I've played many of these those other characters,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, and they're just like, you know what
Speaker 4: you saw?
Speaker 1: It so slow and this more horrible advertisement for it
Speaker 1: annoys me because of the fact that, like, I really
Speaker 1: want characters to be zipping and dipping around, but I
Speaker 1: would say it is though, design the map for that.
Speaker 2: You have to design the map. The comedy characters speed.
Speaker 2: I just want coke speed man.
Speaker 1: I want like, like like the way that I feel
Speaker 1: like NBC two is where it's not it wasn't made
Speaker 1: in mind for like this is for everyone like it's
Speaker 1: it's so I think that.
Speaker 2: Works for not shooting games, So I don't think that
Speaker 2: works for shooting game.
Speaker 4: I think I just want to give it maybe not
Speaker 4: maybe not Marvel Rivals, but it would it'll work for
Speaker 4: what what shooting game?
Speaker 2: You think it's like fucking breakneck quick, like well, most
Speaker 2: games used to be that way.
Speaker 4: That's how games, that's how a lot of PSS used
Speaker 4: to be, Like Quake was like.
Speaker 2: That, and I feel like quick only when I can
Speaker 2: think of it.
Speaker 1: I want like panic speed where it's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that ship can imagine playing again.
Speaker 2: I think that'd be fun the like idea of it,
Speaker 2: and then I play and I'd be like, dude, I
Speaker 2: don't know when I'm dying. I don't know when I'm.
Speaker 4: Dying internals PvP, but Maternal is fucking fast as hell.
Speaker 1: Your your eyes will adjust to it eventually, because I
Speaker 1: remember playing some things first, like uh.
Speaker 2: Eternal is a fast based game too, for sure, I've
Speaker 2: never played.
Speaker 1: At I love that, like just constant, you're you're you're
Speaker 1: encouraged to just keep going, like not to slow down
Speaker 1: and think you're kind of just it's all reflected and
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, ship, I'm dying.
Speaker 2: I got to kill more people to get more ship.
Speaker 2: I like like, I like like that.
Speaker 4: I like games like that that like that reward intuition
Speaker 4: and like its an intuition. It's like a really like
Speaker 4: it's such a good reward.
Speaker 2: It feels good. Like for me, I'm I'm constmplative. I
Speaker 2: like I like being able to contemplate. I like contemplating.
Speaker 1: That's what my turn basis for, because I like my
Speaker 1: turn base. I sometimes I'm like, if I'm like chess,
Speaker 1: you make the one wrong move, you're fucked. So I
Speaker 1: love thinking about it. For a few minutes. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what makes more sensitive?
Speaker 2: It's me an honor motor baalders Gate three because I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get raped by God. Yeah, these goblins are
Speaker 2: gonna kill my party if I don't do this right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that. I love that, dude. I made it
Speaker 2: to act too, and I did. Then one die run
Speaker 2: and then I lost a fight to the fucking shadow
Speaker 2: cursed people, and I lost my whole save. Yes, that's
Speaker 2: why I don't play shit like that. I made it
Speaker 2: so far without people dying.
Speaker 1: I made it so I don't do fucking iron Man's
Speaker 1: I don't do any anything like that where if you
Speaker 1: die once, you're like, I've done it just for the
Speaker 1: meme of it, like let me try it, but not like,
Speaker 1: let me really do it, because I'm all you, if
Speaker 1: it was old school, like I probably would have snapped
Speaker 1: my controller, you know, like back in the day like that.
Speaker 1: That would be like back in the day when they
Speaker 1: made bosses like so insanely hard, like a street fight
Speaker 1: off for three, you're fighting Bison and those were like
Speaker 1: I'm throwing my controller like you're just because it was
Speaker 1: so I don't feel.
Speaker 2: That way anymore. I'm good, Like I'm I'm I'm a
Speaker 2: mature adult. But you understanding you have to pay for this.
Speaker 2: If so you're like I can't make this if I
Speaker 2: need to hold on.
Speaker 1: And also just they they didn't do that, oh you
Speaker 1: if you if you die once your your game. They
Speaker 1: didn't do that a lot back then. If if they did,
Speaker 1: I definitely would have tried it and I probably for
Speaker 1: sure would have broke something because that imagine like I
Speaker 1: did that on accident one time, just speed running, right,
Speaker 1: I didn't say a Capcom game on evenh Warlords. And
Speaker 1: then I got stuck at a puzzle because I've done
Speaker 1: it so many times, but I fucked up and I
Speaker 1: somehow just kind of had a brain fart and I
Speaker 1: was like I have to start over. And I never
Speaker 1: played the game again, like since since it got on Steam.
Speaker 1: I hadn't played it since then.
Speaker 4: Progress like that, I'm playing. I'm playing through Medieval two
Speaker 4: right now. It's like a really os one game that,
Speaker 4: by the way, is bonkers in a way that I
Speaker 4: completely fucking forgot. Like that game is ridiculous, Like you
Speaker 4: kill like you killed Jack the Ripper in that game.
Speaker 4: It's it's ridiculous, but eighteen or is it?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 2: Is it? Like so the original medieval takes place in like.
Speaker 4: Medieval times, okay, and then they but they finish his
Speaker 4: story and then they got a sequel greenlit and they
Speaker 4: were like, what the fuck do we do? And so
Speaker 4: they were like, I don't know, put him in London
Speaker 4: in like the eighteen hundred, so he's like in a
Speaker 4: museum and like it's it's cool because it's so like ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I'm at the final boss right now, and I'm
Speaker 4: I'm realizing that it's been like at least a level
Speaker 4: since I've saved, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Not equipped for it at all.
Speaker 4: Oh nice, and like like there's a boss where like
Speaker 4: you need a gatling gun or like you need you
Speaker 4: need projectile weapons and I just don't have any.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. And they and they don't force you to
Speaker 2: get it. They they they give you the option to
Speaker 2: buy from like the fucking the Yeah yeah yeah, but
Speaker 2: there's a like I didn't have the money for it.
Speaker 2: That's fascinating. Like I'm just kind of stuck.
Speaker 1: That's I like that about old games because games nowadays,
Speaker 1: you usually it's like, well they won't let you not
Speaker 1: get this thing to be able to beat a game. Now,
Speaker 1: it's like, well, go get it, but it's.
Speaker 4: So annoying because I'm at the end and like I
Speaker 4: want to at this point. That's so annoying that I'm
Speaker 4: like fuck this.
Speaker 2: But I'm so.
Speaker 4: Close, like I literally I'm one fight away from ending
Speaker 4: it and putting it behind me.
Speaker 2: And that's so frustrating to know.
Speaker 1: Can you look at a strategy or do you absolutely
Speaker 1: need it? Can you find a strategy that someone's like
Speaker 1: I beat it with nothing?
Speaker 4: I can't imagine that that's possible because the the amount
Speaker 4: of damage every enemy in that game is a sponge,
Speaker 4: and so like I have cross or whatever, but like
Speaker 4: the gatling gun is crazy, so like I've been trying
Speaker 4: to do the crossbow thing. So there's so the phases
Speaker 4: of the fight is like there's a demon and there's
Speaker 4: another guy trying to kill you in like some fucking
Speaker 4: car with like a he come. It's it's stupid as fun,
Speaker 4: but like you do damage to him, and then the
Speaker 4: car swerves and does damage to the boss, but.
Speaker 2: But you can't do enough.
Speaker 4: The window for you to hit him is so small
Speaker 4: that like with anything other than a gatling gun. You
Speaker 4: just don't you can't do it. It's a terrible fight.
Speaker 4: It sucks really bad. Like I love the rest of
Speaker 4: that game because it's ridiculous, but like that that that
Speaker 4: level fucking blows. But I don't know, man, the games
Speaker 4: are games are weird. It's crazy because I'm having like
Speaker 4: a pretty good time with Ninja Guid, Like it's not
Speaker 4: really that hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, looks fun. It looked. I was like the old
Speaker 2: ones sat looks awesome.
Speaker 4: The old torture, the old ones were rough. I didn't
Speaker 4: even buy, Like, I think I.
Speaker 2: Hated those games so much. I played them a lot too,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm just not I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm just not good at this adventures like I gotta
Speaker 2: undertand I'm not good at this. I can't keep playing this, dude.
Speaker 4: I beat Contra and I couldn't get past like the
Speaker 4: first stage of Ninja Gui. And I'm pretty sure like
Speaker 4: Contra used to be a breeze to me. I think
Speaker 4: I was like weirdly like focused on that game for
Speaker 4: like a good couple of years on any s and
Speaker 4: I would like beat it like regularly.
Speaker 2: I could not do that now, But I don't remember
Speaker 2: ever beating Contra It's fucking hot. I know I've gotten
Speaker 2: very far.
Speaker 1: I have vivid memories of being at my aunt's house
Speaker 1: trying to beat it and not beating it and being like,
Speaker 1: fuck this kind of a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't. I don't think ever.
Speaker 4: That's the only like traditionally difficult game that I've that
Speaker 4: I remember, at least at one point in my life
Speaker 4: being genuinely very good at.
Speaker 2: And now I'm it's fucking gone. Metal Slug was a
Speaker 2: game I remember being really good at. Metal Slug is great,
Speaker 2: but it's not hard. My grandma was very good at
Speaker 2: his past.
Speaker 1: Some of them are a little uh in Metal Slug,
Speaker 1: and some of them are a little like uh, because
Speaker 1: you know it's it's like that the bullet time type
Speaker 1: ship whatever. Yeah, some of those parts like oh, fight
Speaker 1: this fucking attack helicopter and then there's like a bunch
Speaker 1: of ship on the screen.
Speaker 2: You're like, it's like a bullet hell. Yeah, You're like
Speaker 2: bullet hell. I what I meant to say, I Love,
Speaker 2: I Love must have been the one together and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always thought they look cool, being young enough to
Speaker 1: not understand what po ws were oh yeah, like.
Speaker 2: Kill them, thank you. You know, they like they would
Speaker 2: give you, give you ship, they give you the fucking
Speaker 2: raazor Mini gun. I'm like, fuck yeah, dude, that is
Speaker 2: so is so much. You fight zombies and I forgot
Speaker 2: which one x I don't know which one is. There's
Speaker 2: so many. There's one where you're fighting mummies and ship
Speaker 2: like you're just stupid.
Speaker 4: It's good ship, man. I love associated, dude. There's something
Speaker 4: about like, oh yeah, like Metal Slug and a slice
Speaker 4: of Pizza because I remember them being in a lot
Speaker 4: of pizza places. Metal I have like a the stinct
Speaker 4: memory of Shop by my fucking house to me, like
Speaker 4: Metal Slug would always be like in those neo fucking
Speaker 4: because they would have multiple things, would have Samurai showdown,
Speaker 4: it would have like Metal Slug would have like ship
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 2: What was the name of the pizza place that's a
Speaker 2: that's a fucking round tables, round table, round table, what's
Speaker 2: round table chain? Pizza chain?
Speaker 1: They have like the Pepperonis that would be like cups,
Speaker 1: you know, the little you know how the would like
Speaker 1: kind of fold up and then just have a shipload
Speaker 1: of grease in it would just there's drink that ship this.
Speaker 4: There's a place around around here called Slice House, and
Speaker 4: I decided, like recently, I was like, you know, I'll
Speaker 4: give it a shot. I'm gonna order like a small
Speaker 4: like twelve inch like kind of personal uh huh.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good, yeah, solid.
Speaker 4: I don't know if the big ones are that good,
Speaker 4: but like the small like Pepperonis like that, right, yeah
Speaker 4: kind of.
Speaker 2: I think. I think I went there because you told
Speaker 2: you you talked about it was that recently opened. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had it. I had it this weekend because they
Speaker 2: went to see fucking something with a bunch of my
Speaker 2: friends to have this weekend movie. Yeah, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I enjoy this. I think I'm I think I've grown
Speaker 2: t just enjoyed plain pizza the most now plain Yeah,
Speaker 2: I I could see, Yeah, I gotta have pepperoni. I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm really picky with the pepperoni.
Speaker 4: Is my issue, Like I because there's a particular pepperoni
Speaker 4: that's my favorite, and I don't see it all that often.
Speaker 4: I don't even know how to describe it really, like
Speaker 4: I don't know the name of it. I don't know
Speaker 4: like what brand it is, So I.
Speaker 1: Just get plain slices because you can't. It's hard to
Speaker 1: fuck up, you know, it is hard to fuck up.
Speaker 1: I just the grease of the pepperoni, though, really it's
Speaker 1: so different. I don't necessarily even need the pepperoni. I
Speaker 1: just need the grease, like because the grease from.
Speaker 2: The string out of pepperoni pizza. It's the flavor of
Speaker 2: the of the pork, the pork fucking fat. It does something.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, that's the that's the thing that I noticed,
Speaker 1: not at pizza, which not a pork fat pizza. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's expensive, but that'd probably be delicious. Sounds barbecue dunk pizza,
Speaker 1: barbecue barbecue, dug pizza duck so fucking expensive. Why there's
Speaker 1: ducks everywhere?
Speaker 2: Stupid? They're probably not edible, probably only sorry kind of
Speaker 2: edible ducks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's only one breed of dun.
Speaker 2: Let's get this last one. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Sweety was a ridiculously stupid kid wrote in he's bullying,
Speaker 4: he has.
Speaker 2: The punching bag. He just somehow subtly became the punching
Speaker 2: bag to take it. I can take it. Got a chill,
Speaker 2: that's why. Man, this guy, this guy's death, when he dies,
Speaker 2: nothing everybody. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 2: Demand everybody be nicer to Sweeney. No way, nobody do it.
Speaker 2: No way. It lives verse verse psychology. It's crazy. Be mean.
Speaker 2: In fact, if you need, if you need to hurt
Speaker 2: me to feel better than by all means hurt me.
Speaker 2: I'm fine, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: What's that line from where he says, like, really forgive
Speaker 4: them father, they not know, they know not what they do. Uh,
Speaker 4: Sweey was ridiculously he says, hey, mo mo, Curly and
Speaker 4: Larry that was like in sync.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh so we'll hunt him because he can take it,
Speaker 1: because he's our hero. That that line from Batman but
Speaker 1: he's running is.
Speaker 2: So fucking stupid. Oh my god, I forgot about that scene.
Speaker 4: I imagine when you're saying it, I imagined they'll hunt him.
Speaker 4: You know that fucking line from Batman. I imagine that
Speaker 4: being the quote like that he says at the end,
Speaker 4: that scene that they probably thought was really cool is
Speaker 4: so fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: What do you mean him running like that? And look
Speaker 2: it's so stupid, and that Kate and he's like jumping
Speaker 2: over ship and I'm like, this scene is dumbest me fair,
Speaker 2: he's all shot and he's like, I really think people,
Speaker 2: I really think Christian Bale was a terrible fucking bat
Speaker 2: Of course he was. I think it was a horror
Speaker 2: bat I think he fled. His performance lifts so much
Speaker 2: weight for that trilogy, and.
Speaker 1: It's only it's the only thing that makes it like,
Speaker 1: look Batman begins is okay.
Speaker 2: I think that movie is as it's okay to me.
Speaker 2: I'll give it another There's two really cool when him
Speaker 2: and racial training, when with Katanas and the cold that sees.
Speaker 1: That's not bad, especially because it's actually the camera's actually
Speaker 1: pulled out, because when Batman actually fights, the camera is
Speaker 1: right here, and I'm like, I can't see anything, which
Speaker 1: is the point, which is, well, the point is when
Speaker 1: choreography is really bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do that. And I was like, this is
Speaker 2: just let me see this ship choreography. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I don't need Batman to look suave. I just want
Speaker 1: him to look like what they did in the second one.
Speaker 1: They pulled it out a little bit and he just
Speaker 1: looked a little bit more like like forceful. It wasn't
Speaker 1: smooth fighting, And I'm like, I don't need I need
Speaker 1: I actually kind of like that.
Speaker 4: Those Yeah, those movies I I never really loved, Like
Speaker 4: I think they're good, Like they're good movies.
Speaker 2: But The Dark Knight is well, Dark Knight is solid written.
Speaker 2: I think I think The Dark Knight is solid. I
Speaker 2: think every moment that Joko on the screen is really good.
Speaker 4: It's fucking every moment that the Jokers on screen is
Speaker 4: really great. And then everything else is good. Is like
Speaker 4: it's well written, it's solid. It's like it's not bad,
Speaker 4: it's good, it's not bad at all. Like the part
Speaker 4: where Batman speaks is the only every time he opens
Speaker 4: his mouth. I'm like, dude, this is so in hindsight,
Speaker 4: those movies without without Christian, without without uh Heath Ledger,
Speaker 4: I feel like they're about They're like the Fantastic Four
Speaker 4: with like Chris Evans. I'm like, this is inoffensive, this
Speaker 4: is good, you know, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: I never I give even when it was even when
Speaker 1: it was happening, I didn't give Christian Bale any props.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel there were some people that may have.
Speaker 2: I didn't believe them. He weren't oscar for it. He
Speaker 2: did no. I was like, I was like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck are you talking about? For Batman? Waits for Batman's word?
Speaker 2: So mad? He fucking furious He's got nominated for a
Speaker 2: few of them. You fucking kidding? Not for that, absolutely, no,
Speaker 2: only he super movies. He's what I'm saying. He's got it.
Speaker 1: And only because he died, he got it. He won,
Speaker 1: And only because he died. They gave up posthumorously. And
Speaker 1: that's the only reason why. Because they always disrespect superheroes.
Speaker 1: They never would have given it to you.
Speaker 4: They still don't, really, they still super like.
Speaker 2: They win like best Costume Design, and that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just I think those movies are like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be respectful because I know, I know people love Batman.
Speaker 2: Uh No, particularly autistic people love Batman. It's not like Sonic. No,
Speaker 2: it's not the same. Obviously Sonic is. Sonic is like
Speaker 2: a it's like their Christ, you know, like on the
Speaker 2: book when he opened up the person opens it up
Speaker 2: when you die and the octic person dies, right, and
Speaker 2: they're going to be judged by autistic Jesus, right, artistic Jesus.
Speaker 2: When they opened the book, the person that touches their
Speaker 2: hand is a white glove with you, and they open
Speaker 2: alongside you. Cool man, you're here. But I think Batman
Speaker 2: welcome is I think welcome to heaven. I think let's
Speaker 2: go rhymes doing jettison your skins. You're this is this
Speaker 2: is this is how heaven? So your skin is durable
Speaker 2: for some reason. Ok. And he jettisons you through your
Speaker 2: life and like, oh was that? It's like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what happened. You're in heaven now and he's gone,
Speaker 2: and that's that's. Uh, it's just and he's got a
Speaker 2: bunch of chicken nuggets and macaroni cheese and all the trains.
Speaker 1: You can watch for the trains as far as I
Speaker 1: can see that.
Speaker 4: Butter noodles for me, please, that's heaven man.
Speaker 2: I like butter noodles. Yeah, of course, But uh, I
Speaker 2: just think Batman as a character. I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people in the moment he's put under a scope
Speaker 2: more than a second. Is that this nigga is stupid
Speaker 2: as fuck? But I love him. Do you like spaghetti? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like reasonably?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: I mean, I prefer rice over everything else. If you're
Speaker 2: gonna have pasta, no, are you picking the pasta the
Speaker 2: version of pasta?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think depends on what I'm having. I don't
Speaker 2: think version of pasta. What do you mean, like it's
Speaker 2: it's like macaroni, there's spaghetti, there's elbow, there's angel hair,
Speaker 2: there's oh yeah, but that's what you mean. I thought
Speaker 2: you meant, like how like in general, like as a food.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So what I'm saying is like, if let's say
Speaker 4: I gave you the option at any point throughout the week,
Speaker 4: like pasta, you get one choice, is it ever going
Speaker 4: to be spaghetti?
Speaker 2: No? No, That's how I felt all. I feel like
Speaker 2: spaghetti is.
Speaker 1: Like very like whatever spaghetti and meatballs or like with
Speaker 1: like spaghetti meat sauce is there's something first of all,
Speaker 1: like I don't think pasta and uh and a tomato
Speaker 1: like meat sauce or like just like a like a
Speaker 1: tomato based sauce not my favorite.
Speaker 2: I like a lot of things.
Speaker 1: I like cream heavy cream cream based sauce is way
Speaker 1: better by a country fucking.
Speaker 2: Mind I think I do. I really like chicken parmesan.
Speaker 2: I like chicken palm, chicken palm just to me like
Speaker 2: the tomato. It's like I don't know, man, but I
Speaker 2: don't like tomato tomatoes I like.
Speaker 1: Tomatoes a lot, like say cause to me, like say, uh,
Speaker 1: like pizza sauce is great, sure works really well. But
Speaker 1: if you were to like say, okay, like uh, now
Speaker 1: give me pasta and I will take dough bread over
Speaker 1: pasta and that sauce day.
Speaker 2: But say, for.
Speaker 1: Example, you have not you can replace. You can put
Speaker 1: Alfredo sauce on a pizza. There's options for that. Never never,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, No, give me fucking
Speaker 1: pizza sauce on fucking pizza dough and not. So I
Speaker 1: just feel like, say pasta and like a heavy cream
Speaker 1: like an Alfredo sauce.
Speaker 2: The marriage is way better by like fucking buy. It's
Speaker 2: not even close. I mean, I do love chicken offredo.
Speaker 1: To me, if like you put a chicken alfredo or
Speaker 1: just even fetiscini alfredo, just toy, don't even put the chicken.
Speaker 1: It just just a fucking Alfredo sauces.
Speaker 2: Mushroom pasta, Oh my god, like that like which is
Speaker 2: a lot? It's just a heavy cream based sauce. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love, It's just so much better what it's called.
Speaker 2: I don't eat mushroom. Ah damn. Actually, I don't think
Speaker 2: I've ever eaten a mushroom. For being honest, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with mushrooms like mushrooms. I don't fuck
Speaker 2: with mushrooms. It's just I only I only started liking
Speaker 2: mushrooms though, like in the last like three years. To
Speaker 2: be honest, it's just a weird thing for me.
Speaker 1: It's just a thing of like seeing like uh weird
Speaker 1: like type of animals and like and their larvae.
Speaker 2: Or mushroom truffle, mushroom truffle pasta.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, he's not like fucking Marcus Phoenix.
Speaker 2: Fasta. I do like I do like, I like spaghetti.
Speaker 2: I do not dislike shietti at all. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I'm just like it.
Speaker 4: But it's like going to like an Italian man is
Speaker 4: going to make it for me.
Speaker 2: I'll eat it absolutely. There's just something about like the
Speaker 2: like I think I like a. I think I like
Speaker 2: afraid of the moment had.
Speaker 1: A like bread and the fucking smeat sauce is so
Speaker 1: much much better than if you, like say, take the
Speaker 1: bread away and use a pasta. It just doesn't mix
Speaker 1: as well for me.
Speaker 4: I think it's like yeah, for me, it's like like
Speaker 4: I like bake zd where it's like it's more like
Speaker 4: pasta and beef like that to me is better than
Speaker 4: like just tomato sauce.
Speaker 2: Like it's just it's just.
Speaker 1: Every time I taste the actual taste pasta on its own,
Speaker 1: and then have have an alfredo and then have a
Speaker 1: fucking marinaar or something whatever meat sauce, then just taste
Speaker 1: the pasta just with salt whatever, taste it, and then
Speaker 1: now dump it and individually and be like, what do
Speaker 1: you think mixes better? I guess like a thousand times
Speaker 1: people are gonna say the fucking heavy cream alfredo type
Speaker 1: sauce is gonna max. I think they like it because
Speaker 1: they just grew up with it, because it's such a
Speaker 1: basic thing to make. But on the palette, I'm like,
Speaker 1: Na spogett no fucking spaghetti.
Speaker 2: It can suck my dick. I like it. It's good,
Speaker 2: it's food. I like it. I'm not a big fan
Speaker 2: of Spaggottini. Oh we never got the question? Did we?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 2: I think we did? What was the question? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: We're gonna read it games now, was it really? Did
Speaker 2: we really get to it? I think so, because I
Speaker 2: thought I thought we went off on it. Him.
Speaker 4: Wait, hold on now now, because like I, you're so lost,
Speaker 4: You're so lost now.
Speaker 2: There was like a.
Speaker 1: Punching bag thing.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh Sweety's, oh yeah, we got to
Speaker 4: the I was like, I don't think we got to sweet,
Speaker 4: he says, I really was about to end the show.
Speaker 4: Did you guys ever have a kid who was who
Speaker 4: was a known gooner or sex pest in high school?
Speaker 4: In my high school, there was this kid that will
Speaker 4: call Goonye Goonye who would constantly be watching porn at
Speaker 4: school and jacking off in bathrooms. And he just like
Speaker 4: told people, I like proud of he somehow managed to
Speaker 4: get porn on his school assigned iPad. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 4: they have school assigned iPad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, laptops kids nowadays?
Speaker 4: What that?
Speaker 2: Laptops? What for me? In New York City they had
Speaker 2: laptops absolutely. Then moved. Then I moved and they had
Speaker 2: like laptops like you would use them for, like not computer.
Speaker 2: I never had a fucking school assigned it. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: definitely I had that in PK. No, what the fuck
Speaker 2: are you talking about? Kindergarten? Oh my god, it was kious. Fuck.
Speaker 2: Why what would a kid do with that? Yeah, here's
Speaker 2: your fucking iPad pre K in the nineties. That's true.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, no, we we didn't get We didn't did
Speaker 2: even get calculators. We didn't give us anything. Dude. The
Speaker 2: fact that you didn't get calculated sometimes too is like wet,
Speaker 2: I got nothing. We never got it. You got a
Speaker 2: in Pekeepsie high school year, you had like we had
Speaker 2: like a laptops for certain classes and they would bring
Speaker 2: it to you. They would give it to you to
Speaker 2: take home. No, not to take home, no way, it's
Speaker 2: pussed out. Well then what is it? I don't understand.
Speaker 2: You use it in like for like reports stuff like that,
Speaker 2: would be able to check it out for reports.
Speaker 1: Closest thing.
Speaker 2: We just had a computer class and then there was
Speaker 2: Yeah we had a computer lab with a bunch of
Speaker 2: computers in it. Yeah that was it. But like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think we definitely didn't have laptops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, some kids get pads now to get
Speaker 1: all this stupid ship that they're just wasting money on.
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy. It is, it's it's it's insane, I
Speaker 2: mean whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but so he managed to get port in a
Speaker 4: high school signed that iPad. I'm blowing away, that's the thing,
Speaker 4: and allegedly was caught jacking off in class. Do you
Speaker 4: have any similar stories, gentlemen?
Speaker 2: He was lost in the sauce.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I don't know about like heavy gooners,
Speaker 1: but I don't.
Speaker 2: Know about heavy. I know every kid was a gooner.
Speaker 2: I was pretty moderate. Kids are just beating off, that's
Speaker 2: what young men were just. But at school is devious activity.
Speaker 2: That is the devious active guy.
Speaker 1: It's weird because I knew a guy that I don't
Speaker 1: know why you would tell somebody this, but he told someone,
Speaker 1: so then it made the rounds because obviously kids aren't
Speaker 1: gonna keep quiet. But yeah, he absolutely beat off in class,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, stroking himself over pants, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. They didn't whip his dick out. That's so crazy,
Speaker 1: that's insane. But what's the craziest part is busting in
Speaker 1: your pants and then letting it just drip down your leg.
Speaker 2: Because that's what he That's what he told.
Speaker 1: And the idea of telling why would you tell anybody that,
Speaker 1: because now that's what you're known for. Staying on my leg,
Speaker 1: you felt you're showing people, look at this, my battle
Speaker 1: scar take this out, like my hip is painted.
Speaker 2: Like that is so.
Speaker 1: Like the fact that you would even it's like, look,
Speaker 1: at the very least you can buy You don't have
Speaker 1: to be you don't have to be any age to
Speaker 1: buy condoms, right, you can condoms or whatever.
Speaker 2: You you actually would go to uh A Planned Parenthood
Speaker 2: or whatever, they would just be office.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would give you ship because they want you
Speaker 1: to use the stuff, so you can get condoms.
Speaker 2: At the very least.
Speaker 1: If I was going to be a deviant, I would
Speaker 1: put a condom on my dick then jack off, like
Speaker 1: if I was going to do it in class or something.
Speaker 4: This age, this age, this stand what you're saying, It's
Speaker 4: just I can't You're you're operating in a realm.
Speaker 2: I can't from being rational about and crazy ship I
Speaker 2: was around at this time. I would have absolutely bought
Speaker 2: a flashlight.
Speaker 1: What do you mean if flush lights came out while
Speaker 1: I was in school, because they came out right after
Speaker 1: I graduated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have bought a flush light. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: had to know how I'm gonna buy a flush light.
Speaker 2: I remember the flesh light getting huge in two thousand
Speaker 2: and seven. So I was just like a year after
Speaker 2: I graduated, and I was like, I still that's crazy,
Speaker 2: but it was I still want a flash light. I
Speaker 2: would use it maybe once, but I want one of
Speaker 2: the crazy ones.
Speaker 1: I was like, fucking Louis, guys, guys, guys, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, we can definitely get them. Because I DM
Speaker 1: a flesh light in twenty eighteen and they sent me items.
Speaker 2: I literally said, it was a while ago, that was,
Speaker 2: but still why why not?
Speaker 1: Because like I asked them, do you guys sponsor YouTubers?
Speaker 1: Like no, but we'll I'll send you some stuff. And
Speaker 1: then I I raffled off two of them to the items.
Speaker 1: I would give them a social degreity number, and I
Speaker 1: want the fucking miss this incredible one. I want the
Speaker 1: fucking this incredible one.
Speaker 2: Then just by it, there's a KFC one, you know,
Speaker 2: I can one you don't have. She doesn't have to know.
Speaker 2: She'd find out.
Speaker 1: How would you find out? She'd be fucking it looks
Speaker 1: like a flashlight, She'd bet she'd be.
Speaker 2: She'd be possessed by the hispanic urge to touch my
Speaker 2: ship while I'm not there, and then she'd find and
Speaker 2: I'd be like, yes, I have it, and it would
Speaker 2: just be a unnecessary argument. Why would it be okay,
Speaker 2: hold on, first of all, First of all, first of all,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you're telling me like I understand, So
Speaker 1: so I just want to know this question. This is
Speaker 1: all you're telling me that she thinks masturbation is unhealthy.
Speaker 2: She would be offended somehow, and I'm like, why are
Speaker 2: you offended?
Speaker 1: But do you think she's actually like say if like
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I just I just needed to I
Speaker 1: just need to concentrate, So I snapped one off.
Speaker 2: But she'd be upset, not upset, but she'd be like
Speaker 2: sort of judging about it because she's she's a woman
Speaker 2: that wasn't taught healthy sex, you know, she's like every person.
Speaker 2: Most people they're like, oh, you don't understand. This is
Speaker 2: just an urge that I haven't And that's nothing more
Speaker 2: than that. I because the thing for me, this is right.
Speaker 2: It's like instantly, it's like if I'm with someone right
Speaker 2: and they are masturbating instead of cheating on me, I
Speaker 2: much rather prefer that. It's not like see, I don't
Speaker 2: even like like that. My mind doesn't even there's an
Speaker 2: actor doing just to just to relieve stress or whatever
Speaker 2: you're doing, and that's fine because I feel like maybe
Speaker 2: like being offended that you had a snack by yourself
Speaker 2: instead of eating together. You know what, It's like, I
Speaker 2: was hungry. It's insane to me. It's insane to me.
Speaker 2: But a lot a lot of people have that, a
Speaker 2: lot of particularly a lot of young women have that problem.
Speaker 2: I just don't. I don't know why. It's like, why
Speaker 2: is the problem?
Speaker 1: I guess they just grew up in a home that
Speaker 1: was like it was like but for them, how negative.
Speaker 2: Their sexuality is not like you know, they're not touched
Speaker 2: most of the time.
Speaker 1: It just makes me think when they fucking when they masturbated,
Speaker 1: they felt like the guilt problem.
Speaker 2: Like what it was it like a rich did they
Speaker 2: light candles and ship? Like what what was the what?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? That's the point of it is
Speaker 2: to like, it is more of a stressful over than anything.
Speaker 2: You're like, I need. I don't want to spend as much.
Speaker 2: I want to spend this little time with this as possible. Exactly,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna punch myself twice.
Speaker 1: The idea of edging and shit like that was so
Speaker 1: foreign to me because I'm like, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: have time for that ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have time for gooding. And like I
Speaker 2: get it if you're one of those sex streamers, of
Speaker 2: course exactly.
Speaker 1: Otherwise what's the benefit. I'd rather get it done and
Speaker 1: then play video game or something. Why am I gonna
Speaker 1: it's cutting into all my other time? That's insane to me,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So, like, ladies, if you're listening to
Speaker 1: this and you're one of those people offended by that ship, don't, yeah, RelA,
Speaker 1: please don't. You're you're you're sickific. So your significant other
Speaker 1: is not doing it, because like, what's wrong with me?
Speaker 1: It's not it's literally just I just.
Speaker 4: Need to snap one off all three of you women
Speaker 4: in the audience to listen up.
Speaker 2: Damn three you think there's do you think there's three?
Speaker 2: I think there's two and I think there's two.
Speaker 1: Oh so someone who made it?
Speaker 2: You piece of ship? That's not a pie. You're saying
Speaker 2: there was a one, like as if like it was
Speaker 2: officially sold. You can get this.
Speaker 4: You're talking about things that they can't see. There's they
Speaker 4: just showed the misincredible fleshlight eighty know.
Speaker 2: But I mean it's a conversation about something that can
Speaker 2: have trying to fill them in. But uh yeah, that's
Speaker 2: not real that somebody made that.
Speaker 1: Someone fucking shoved it's so stupid looking.
Speaker 2: I think it's hilarious. I think just to have this
Speaker 2: piece hilarious. It's like your guests. Were you there for
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving with my house or no, I honestly don't remember.
Speaker 2: There's one that's a dumpster where it's a girl and
Speaker 2: a dumpster and her butt is exposed. He's like in
Speaker 2: a trash can, like a trash stag, and her butt
Speaker 2: is exposed and her head's poking off the top. Was
Speaker 2: that when you let it out to the table outside?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And then there was there was there was one
Speaker 2: that was a table where it was like a regular
Speaker 2: table that it flipped to like one of the asses
Speaker 2: of the like one of the fucking like fleshlight lower
Speaker 2: body parts. And I'm like, yo, who who owns this?
Speaker 2: I would have one to see because you want it, right,
Speaker 2: I would. I would definitely at least use it once because,
Speaker 2: like I high bought it, might as well get a
Speaker 2: use out of it. Yeah, but that's like, that's crazy
Speaker 2: that what was about to have that? Look?
Speaker 1: There's look there's only the last thing we'll saying.
Speaker 2: We got to get here.
Speaker 1: Like the only thing that I'm I will try at
Speaker 1: some point is that spinning ship. Like they got the flat,
Speaker 1: like they got the pocket pusses that like spin and like.
Speaker 4: But you mentioned this, yeah, right, you're really fixated on
Speaker 4: the spinning So because it's such a I think it's
Speaker 4: even an animation if you're talking about like like you
Speaker 4: remember that really like uncharacteristically like really good animation that
Speaker 4: was like it was like, oh really long it was,
Speaker 4: that's around the table and like it was like the
Speaker 4: sex robot one.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was that was or whatever.
Speaker 4: That's right, But like, dude, that you're you're even you're
Speaker 4: even talking about in that in that clip you're talking
Speaker 4: about like I'm I'm waiting for one that spins even
Speaker 4: fixated on this spin.
Speaker 1: The only reason I'm fixated have you wanted to spin
Speaker 1: a girl on you? It's because that is something that
Speaker 1: cannot be replicated in sex. Right, But to me, that's
Speaker 1: the only because like because of the ki kick you
Speaker 1: in the head. Think about it, like, Okay, so we're
Speaker 1: all regular dudes that can have sex with women, right,
Speaker 1: So but so like what the fuck do I need
Speaker 1: a pocket pussy for amputee? M's the way to just
Speaker 1: fucking start gating velocity wo whoa.
Speaker 2: But like other other than other than that, that is
Speaker 2: something that cannot be replicated. You can't.
Speaker 1: So I even think, say like a woman would probably
Speaker 1: wouldn't even be offended, because if you're getting like a
Speaker 1: pocket pussy of like a like a like a porn star,
Speaker 1: she might be like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like my place is not good enough? And then but
Speaker 1: then like the SPEINEI shit, I'm like, come on, you
Speaker 1: understand like this is this is something so insane that
Speaker 1: you just want to like, I will, let's see what
Speaker 1: the hell this?
Speaker 2: Whoa like you might I think you might like suck.
Speaker 1: Actually it might actually be too much like like like
Speaker 1: too much stimulation, like you know, it's like when she
Speaker 1: keeps going after you busted.
Speaker 2: It might it might be something like that, I love that,
Speaker 2: that's my favorite. You shut the fut let's get Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's definitely it's like going super saying.
Speaker 1: I guess that it probably is what you're saying, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Have you ever beat the refraction like you kept like
Speaker 1: you beat like like so she kept going to the
Speaker 1: point where you're like and you.
Speaker 2: Hold it in, and you're like, all right, we reset
Speaker 2: that ship is next. I haven't done that in a
Speaker 2: very long time. Like that was like getting older was like,
Speaker 2: I don't think we have that. I think we have
Speaker 2: a very limited time of being able to do that.
Speaker 2: I will I won't even try that anymore. I'm too
Speaker 2: tired no more. Who cares. I got really good at
Speaker 2: it when I had practice. Who you holding in? I'm
Speaker 2: deeply out of practice. And then you back back at it.
Speaker 4: It's like dyah, I'm gonna read the names now, and
Speaker 4: just to make sure this goes by as as quickly
Speaker 4: as possible.
Speaker 2: Sweeny, I'm gonna have you start, you fucking monster. All right,
Speaker 2: you may countdown. You'll do the first page. Well, we'll
Speaker 2: do the alter. We haven't done that in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want your countdown, all right? Five? Four, three, tortured,
Speaker 2: two one, the homeless person in between sweets teeth. I
Speaker 2: am not gonna read this name out loud. You have to.
Speaker 2: I am not reading this name out loud.
Speaker 4: That's they paid for it. I'm going to kill the
Speaker 4: president with a mortar.
Speaker 2: He said that you don't know which I recently got
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Speaker 2: the president tuck Cheese. I recently got my necrota gullbatter
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Speaker 2: one listener like a Destiny veteran, flexing playing the D
Speaker 2: one beta when sharing a bad opinion, I was I
Speaker 2: just had a process examine. While the doctor was shouldered
Speaker 2: deep in my rectum, all I could think about was
Speaker 2: Shannon Sharp eating plankton and a clumbucket, listening to rust
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Speaker 2: rust off my slutty little car, licking sorry, licking the
Speaker 2: rust off my study little car. Built a what is this?
Speaker 2: You refuse to get glasses? It's awesome, built a verb
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Speaker 2: now coming out. I'm finna watch I'm finn the Fly
Speaker 2: and the Nearest Pride parade, goodbye nothing nowhere, one by one.
Speaker 2: Everybody wants to gate my ass by rear my rear
Speaker 2: for cleears. VIC has been moving to the sea. Central
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Speaker 2: berserker Broadley, Gap shoting tweens Teem Snark Tank in Japan
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Speaker 2: reacting to my what's reacting to me? Fucking their wife?
Speaker 2: Emmett Till like the Villa Evertillon like a villain, Sweeney
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Speaker 2: I Bite Children, Derek Poppy What Poppy made Meta? Listen
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Speaker 2: helping my grandma across the street then kicking her into
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Speaker 2: the sketch is sweens alt skin. Who's the sketch? What
Speaker 2: do you saying? The sketches swingings olt skin? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Like the image? Oh yeah, I don't like that? Okay?
Speaker 2: Who you choose it? Between Kill Switch, Engage, popa Roach X,
Speaker 2: Rise Against Ghost or Lincoln Park Concert? Between what show
Speaker 2: to go to? Yeah, I'm choosing Lincoln Park. No, I'm
Speaker 2: just gon Rise Against. They just came out with a
Speaker 2: new song.
Speaker 1: I got a Ghost. There's a it's a spectacle. They
Speaker 1: have a lot of like costume ship So I do
Speaker 1: that Kill switch.
Speaker 2: Uh seen them, it's fun. It's just Nigga's on stage.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Women can have penises to suck a dick and gay
Speaker 2: it's cool. In fact, what's your favorite video editing software?
Speaker 2: Probably the classic one premiere for most of us on
Speaker 2: this So now I use some old ship that I'm
Speaker 2: grandfather came inside of sex doll so much that either
Speaker 2: as alive or got cursed. I sometimes see it move
Speaker 2: from the spot where the spot which I was joking
Speaker 2: that's unfortunate. Should probably stop fucking it. Hammas Pike or
Speaker 2: sexual deviant bolel competing for the most Terrible human award.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Hitting bow by hiring ba Obama to kill
Speaker 2: my boyfriend for not giving me enough attention. Say the
Speaker 2: man who's handies are God's tear and make me randy?
Speaker 2: I guess. I guess getting murdered by an entire United's
Speaker 2: military because some dog used to work at the White House.
Speaker 2: Tune of schism by the tool what do you call it?
Speaker 2: I know my penis fits fit. That's insane. I'm shitting,
Speaker 2: which if shitting come is cool, consider me Miles gay
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Speaker 2: Read a comic book. Wait, read a comedy book, you
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Speaker 2: that's cool. That is the average friend. Kindly think on
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Speaker 2: I ain't no, I ain't going to Vegas for the roadhouse.
Speaker 2: Absolute horsepis what do you do? Who you're creating? I'm
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 2: Sucking on from Fallacine. I can't put down a dick dang,
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Speaker 2: it does. It's like Trevor coated. Yeah, Profallacine would come.
Speaker 2: I feed love, I fell love lean, I found the
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Speaker 2: just kill themselves? Like what like yeah, well look from
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Speaker 2: think you are no.
Speaker 1: I mean like even the comment sections that everyone's just
Speaker 1: like please put down the cup, please, like take care
Speaker 1: of yourself, like all this shit.
Speaker 2: It's like what moment this participate in the spectacle just
Speaker 2: truly insidious avocado. You know it's like he was you know,
Speaker 2: people are like but see, he had nothing to offer
Speaker 2: to society, so nobody like actually was rooting for him
Speaker 2: to lose weight. Who want him to die?
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Speaker 2: What the fuck? Fuck face unstoppable?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 2: Chris? Did you ever find that remote that went missing?
Speaker 2: He never found it? Did you check in the bathroom?
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Speaker 1: cork board and hang some fan art right behind Derek.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we gotta get fan art, though we do
Speaker 1: need we have some older fan art that may be
Speaker 1: lost the time.
Speaker 2: I have some saved. Yeah, but uh, if y'all can just.
Speaker 1: A bad idea, yeah, throw some throw some shutter away
Speaker 1: so even be easier.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, I see Billy J. Armstrong speaking and American idiot
Speaker 1: Melody getting on Jay Z's podcast, having the cadence to
Speaker 1: like Empire state of mind a little bit doing so,
Speaker 1: begging y'all to listen to United Health by and and
Speaker 1: other songs by Jesse Wells. It's okay to punch Nazis.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I used to be like, hey, vinespeak gets violence. I
Speaker 1: used to be like one of those people, like, hey man,
Speaker 1: let's not escalate. But I'm kind of at the point
Speaker 1: Whe'm like, I just just punch them. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I never agree with that point ever. I never agree
Speaker 2: with them that let's not punch Nazi. He's like, no,
Speaker 2: well they shouldn't. They shouldn't be out and about praising.
Speaker 1: So my thing is because my original philosophy was humiliate Nazis,
Speaker 1: because the main thing is them. They think they're cool.
Speaker 2: You humiliate them. They don't want to be that shiit anymore.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to punch them to give them that fuckage,
Speaker 1: that victim complex that they so desperately want that they
Speaker 1: always ride about in fucking doctrines and their stupid media
Speaker 1: like the Turner Diary and all that bullshit. But now
Speaker 1: I'm like, they punch them. I don't care at this
Speaker 1: point right.
Speaker 4: Issue for me, The issue for me was always like
Speaker 4: I don't care if you I don't care if you
Speaker 4: kill them, you know what I mean. I never did,
Speaker 4: But the issue was just like, Okay, I think Bernie's
Speaker 4: a lot better than Hillary could.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh you know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like that's kind of the issue that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's where it came That's where the issue came in.
Speaker 4: It was just like, listen, you can. You can kill
Speaker 4: a bunch, do whatever you wanted to Nazis, but you
Speaker 4: got to make sure they were actually not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the guy that that infant I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: infamous famous, that awesome picture of that fucking insult goat
Speaker 1: looking idiot doing the Nazi salute, and then often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's that's good that even he would be
Speaker 2: mad at that. You're like, dude, no, but it's it
Speaker 2: was like, say, uh, like I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't like the idea of say, Richard Spencer was
Speaker 1: so desperately looking to be like persecution complex. So when
Speaker 1: that guy like attacked him in public, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is exactly what he wants.
Speaker 2: Don't give that to him where I'm at now, go ahead,
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't, can't, I can't pretend I don't.
Speaker 2: Care it all. It's over, like political strategy. I don't
Speaker 2: care anymore. Boil him if you want, just drop him
Speaker 2: in oil like that killed the startling. You just aggressively
Speaker 2: throw water on him till he begins to boil.
Speaker 1: Serpent slogans, smoking, joking, moto conoing like this dripping Lord
Speaker 1: of all drip. Have you seen Have you guys seen
Speaker 1: this video of that gorilla throwing a raccoon.
Speaker 2: Like a frisbee. No, yeah, I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2: Obi watch you blow me waiting for the sweet hunting tear.
Speaker 2: I want his pelt. Yeah, then last page. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm over. I'm over being nice to those people they
Speaker 2: don't deserve, don't deserve it. I used to be a
Speaker 2: very peaceful like I watched Spider Man growing up, and
Speaker 2: spider Man doesn't hurt best. It's just like political strategy.
Speaker 2: I feel like it was important. I don't care anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 4: Rising as recorded the new vocals in between Sweeney's teeth.
Speaker 4: That's a very specific thing. Yeah. So they came up
Speaker 4: with a new song recently, and I'm not really, and
Speaker 4: I don't really like it that much. It's mixed really
Speaker 4: not well like it just there's too much reverb on it,
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, nah, take the reaver off, man.
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that happened with the kill switch of Gage. The
Speaker 1: released two new tracks.
Speaker 2: It's same thing. I was like, it mixed fucking weird.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I hope the rest of it's I mean, usually those
Speaker 4: singles aren't my favorite songs anyway, so I'm not too
Speaker 4: worried about it. But like, I hope it's not. I
Speaker 4: hope not every song is mixed that way.
Speaker 1: I feel like we can, like a I producers man
Speaker 1: like something that's weird like that, and then it's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite bands. I had the same problems, kind
Speaker 1: of odd.
Speaker 2: I saw an image yesterday of penguins. I didn't know
Speaker 2: it was fake, and I found that it was fake
Speaker 2: today really bothered me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh is the one that A Yeah, it's getting better.
Speaker 2: I only knew it because I was looking. I was watching,
Speaker 2: I was like, what is this? And then the shrimp
Speaker 2: just didn't The shrimp looked weird, and I was just
Speaker 2: like it really bothered me, and I was like, you
Speaker 2: got tricks, you got dupes. It worked.
Speaker 1: I was like, I imagine, like five years, I got
Speaker 1: five years, we're gonna get tricked a lot.
Speaker 2: Five months, we're gonna trick.
Speaker 1: It's not especially with the Yeah, like the regular Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's very true. It's gonna accelerate so insane and destroy community.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be great. We're gonna be able to claim
Speaker 2: people are doing things they're not. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: And then the wars are gonna start. I'm sure did
Speaker 2: you see did you see the the what is it?
Speaker 2: The the import what is it?
Speaker 4: The tariffs on Mexico or now they're probably going to
Speaker 4: affect video games and everybody's like what.
Speaker 2: They just they just believe them, like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's really like I saw a tweet recently
Speaker 4: like that was like Latino communities are like confused at
Speaker 4: the sudden change in uh tone from the Trump administration
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 2: You're confused like anything. It feels I I have such
Speaker 2: an ill contempt for both of my cultures right now.
Speaker 2: It's insane. I have such a huge ill content for
Speaker 2: both of my cultures.
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to. It's it's
Speaker 1: so stupid. I don't want to spend too much time.
Speaker 1: I can't wait till your Yeah. Wait, it's too stupid.
Speaker 2: It's not that I can't wait, but I can. I
Speaker 2: know what you mean. I know what it's. It's like
Speaker 2: a joker mommy. Yeah. And I know people close and
Speaker 2: close proximity that we're like yeah, And I'm like, all right, bro,
Speaker 2: when your mom is gone, I'm going to laugh at you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to you and your dad are gone, I'm
Speaker 2: going to crying. I would take a selfie with I
Speaker 2: don't recorded mom. Delete later, delete delete later, I won't well.
Speaker 4: Five years ago drinking throw girls as quick ass crack sweat,
Speaker 4: Derek's hereditary take is ass hereditary Oh, from the movie
Speaker 4: with the autistic girl with her head coming off.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Because they're one of the people that think they're smart.
Speaker 2: They like they like the movie.
Speaker 1: They think it's like sophisticated and ship and they're like
Speaker 1: too stupid to like realize is that it's just filled
Speaker 1: with a bunch of bullshit to make stupid people think
Speaker 1: it's smart.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just don't like it.
Speaker 4: I've never really thought deeply around about.
Speaker 2: What you know, why because you're not stupid? I'm serious,
Speaker 2: what do you mean if you were a stupid person,
Speaker 2: you would think that movie is good and its deep.
Speaker 2: I laughed at a lot of moments of it. It's like,
Speaker 2: I think that's what it's for.
Speaker 1: Like if if you're if you're not like stupid, then
Speaker 1: it's like fun to watch with you get fun to
Speaker 1: watch because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: When a girl is banging against theos. I'm also like,
Speaker 2: why are you doing that, bitch? Because you appear in
Speaker 2: the attic just seconds later, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 2: it's such a stupid fucking movie. But that's it's enjoyable
Speaker 2: in that way. But if you're someone who's philosophizing about it,
Speaker 2: if you're pontificating about how good it is, you're a
Speaker 2: fucking idiot. And I like, I know some people are
Speaker 2: gon get offended by that. I don't care, Like that's
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. I haven't deep enough to know if
Speaker 2: it's truly stupid.
Speaker 4: Or not, is it.
Speaker 2: I kind of just watched it and was like, all right, there, no,
Speaker 2: there's nuance to it that is been shoved in purposefully.
Speaker 1: It's that makes it really bad. There are people who
Speaker 1: write really well that don't need to do ship like that.
Speaker 1: It's like when you say, like a smart person uses
Speaker 1: very few words to communicate, and then there's a Jordan
Speaker 1: Peterson that uses word salad and.
Speaker 2: That's how this that's what this movie is.
Speaker 1: And there's movies like that that were they I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put in a bunch of ship in it, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put in all this imagery and you're gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's this meaning?
Speaker 2: What's this mean? I'm like, this fucking retarded. That's not
Speaker 2: good art. That's not good. It's art. I can't it's art.
Speaker 2: It's not good.
Speaker 1: It's it's one of those things where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what do you mean it's not good? It's subjective, Like, no.
Speaker 2: It's art.
Speaker 1: But when your shoehorning ship in to be like, oh
Speaker 1: look at me. I put in so much meaning in this,
Speaker 1: it's like, no, actually make a scene that on the
Speaker 1: surface seems normal, but then it's like I need to
Speaker 1: watch this over and over and to catch the nuances
Speaker 1: that's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I just feel like they are far worse.
Speaker 2: It's a weird tar. We know it's it's because it's
Speaker 2: one of the more popular recent things to come out.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, it has nothing to do with like,
Speaker 1: cause there are worst like that. I'm not even I
Speaker 1: never even said that it's the worst thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all. It just came up, saint.
Speaker 4: I'm only here because Chris waterboarded my dog. Well wish
Speaker 4: they who It's like you've seen that. I'm sure you've
Speaker 4: seen that that. It's like this really weird looking face.
Speaker 4: It's like this me, I can't I'll probably look for
Speaker 4: it after this. But it's like the audio. It's like
Speaker 4: audio from Kers, like You've brought my house to the ground.
Speaker 4: It's like I going like, but it's like a weird looking.
Speaker 2: It's the same it's the same font as the guy
Speaker 2: that put his hands on his shoulders and it's like
Speaker 2: the two people next to him, it's like one. It's
Speaker 2: like it's very it's like it's like Friezer. It's like
Speaker 2: it's like Freezer and Vegeta next to like Goku and
Speaker 2: he's like putting his hands on his shoulders. You never
Speaker 2: seen those memes where it's like the guy in the
Speaker 2: shoulders he's like breaking it to yeah, where it's the.
Speaker 4: Long face and it's like, people, I love that that.
Speaker 6: What is that from?
Speaker 2: Originally? I don't. I think it's from you show, Like, actually,
Speaker 2: you might be right. Actually I think it's when I
Speaker 2: think it's when Usk dies and core Bar is like
Speaker 2: crying about it and then some guys like stop being gay.
Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 4: have a mile highgon Wage Lay five eighty three, Tenage, Mutant,
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Speaker 4: to stick his hand in the Deep Fire Fornova game
Speaker 4: movie doc Doncerson did you ever hear the Weekend song
Speaker 4: about being a virgin that he wrote for American Dad?
Speaker 2: I did hear that. I heard it.
Speaker 4: He plays this character and he just he's like supposed
Speaker 4: to be like a ladies man, but like it's revealed
Speaker 4: later on that like.
Speaker 2: He's a virgin.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think it's he just plays himself. Oh it's
Speaker 4: the weekend and he reveals it's like.
Speaker 2: I'm actually like I'm actually scared of women.
Speaker 4: And he does this whole banger about being a virgin.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 4: It's pretty good. American does got some good music somehow.
Speaker 4: I guess something for Land just does exactly. I guess
Speaker 4: it's involved in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's got good taste.
Speaker 4: Gade six, nineteen ninety one Finish What is this? The
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety one film dragon Ball The Magic Begins has
Speaker 4: Oolong the pig in blackface. Also Goku is called monkey Boy.
Speaker 4: It's free on YouTube. That's dragon you know what. Yeah,
Speaker 4: let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Let me let me say. Let me say this one thing.
Speaker 4: Uh. The original dragon Ball has a bunch of you know,
Speaker 4: fan service. It's got a bunch of like, you know,
Speaker 4: it's some not lolly exactly, but like that. You know,
Speaker 4: it's it's it's flirting with that line. And then there's
Speaker 4: like black face and dragon Balls.
Speaker 2: He doesn't so I agree.
Speaker 4: Now Kingston loves the one with the lolly.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love dragon Ball. The character black face, black face.
Speaker 2: I think black face hilarious. That you can't get me
Speaker 2: with that part the lollipart, I'm like, yo, that's really bad.
Speaker 2: The black face, I'm like, ah more more more go
Speaker 2: wear black face was like the closest thing that I got,
Speaker 2: was the closest thing until we got You're rus now.
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Speaker 4: it's just ligma balls backwards, nice, very cool and I
Speaker 4: couldn't pronounce it a slab middle.
Speaker 2: So dumb.
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Speaker 1: Oh.
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Speaker 2: M then yeah, you got all right? All right, Let's
Speaker 2: go bye everybody, Bye, goodbye Meager