WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.039 --> 00:00:17.440 All right to start, I think we're gonna do this 2 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:19.440 little thing. I'll give you a piece of paper, gimpee, 3 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:23.160 you'll need one to lindsay, and you will. I'll read 4 00:00:23.199 --> 00:00:26.079 some things and if it applies to you, you make 5 00:00:26.120 --> 00:00:26.920 a mark. 6 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:30.640 Okay, I was just going to start drawing dogs. 7 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:36.039 I'm also going to be making marks two on this 8 00:00:36.200 --> 00:00:43.039 and listen, why why today be different? Gimpie and this 9 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:45.719 so uh, this is like never have I ever? So 10 00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:49.320 you just make a mark for if you've done any 11 00:00:49.359 --> 00:00:51.119 of those things. And I have a theory and we're 12 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:54.960 going to see if this plays out. First one skip school, 13 00:00:55.359 --> 00:01:02.240 So you just make a mark. Broken a bone, fired, 14 00:01:02.280 --> 00:01:13.239 a gun, done drugs, been in a limo, gotten a tattoo, 15 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:26.319 ridden a horse, sung karaoke, gotten a ticket, been arrested, 16 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:39.159 gone ziplining, been on TV, been on a cruise, gotten 17 00:01:39.159 --> 00:01:53.159 a piercing, smoked mediceleb been skydiving, had a one night stand, 18 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:59.680 skinny dipped And this one I know none of you 19 00:01:59.719 --> 00:02:06.159 will make mark for been drunk. So what's your total 20 00:02:06.239 --> 00:02:09.599 points there, Lindsay, how many total points do you have 21 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:10.400 in that. 22 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:14.360 Seventeen? 23 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:18.800 Gimbi eighteen? I also have eighteen. 24 00:02:20.080 --> 00:02:23.639 My two were that I didn't get a were there 25 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:26.159 was cruise. I've never been on a cruise either. And 26 00:02:26.159 --> 00:02:28.639 then there was another one that was like shortly before. 27 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:32.240 That been on TV gone ziplining. 28 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:32.759 Ziplining, that's the one. 29 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:37.080 Oh, now I haven't actually gone like legit zip lining. 30 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:39.319 I think if it's on a playground at a park. 31 00:02:39.400 --> 00:02:42.120 Yeah, no, no, that's not zip lining. It doesn't count. No, no, no, no, no no. 32 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:43.520 I have not been ziplining either. 33 00:02:43.719 --> 00:02:45.520 So yours wasn't a cruise. What was your other one? 34 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:47.919 Ziplining and skydiving? 35 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:54.520 Okay, mine was I have not done ziplining. And then 36 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:59.000 the other one was been arrested. Okay, you've been arrested 37 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:00.360 putting handcuffs and putting to sell. 38 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:02.199 Yeah, what'd you do? 39 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:04.919 I was twenty and I was trying to use a 40 00:03:04.960 --> 00:03:06.759 fake ID to get into a bar. 41 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:10.039 You got arrested and put in a cell in South Dakota, 42 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:12.840 put in a car, squad car, taken to jail. 43 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:13.120 Yep. 44 00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:15.919 I thought they just take a mug shot. 45 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:17.719 Yep, for three hours. 46 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:19.840 There's a mug shot of Lindsay out there. 47 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:22.599 For three hours. 48 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:23.199 Hours. 49 00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:26.319 Now wait for mom to come and get her. 50 00:03:26.520 --> 00:03:29.199 No, not even my boss at the time. 51 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:32.400 Really yeah, because you didn't you your family never lived there, 52 00:03:32.439 --> 00:03:33.479 You lived there to work. 53 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:34.719 How old were you? 54 00:03:34.919 --> 00:03:38.560 Twenty two months before my twenty first birthday? And I 55 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:42.039 wasn't even trying to go in there to necessarily drink. 56 00:03:42.639 --> 00:03:44.439 I was just trying to go in to dance. 57 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:47.280 It was the only sure. 58 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:50.439 Yeah, So if that's the I mean, I guess obvious 59 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:51.919 twenty one to get in. 60 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:54.240 So anytime you ever danced, you never drink. 61 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:58.360 I mean I would have definitely. Yeah, Okay, just don't 62 00:03:58.360 --> 00:03:59.120 tell lies like that. 63 00:03:59.159 --> 00:04:02.719 But it was initially a girlfriend of mine. She was like, 64 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:05.120 let's go dancing, and I said, okay. 65 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:05.960 How did you acquire? 66 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:09.439 Said fake ID? Because I thought I had a guy 67 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:11.400 for everything. And I don't even know where to get 68 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:11.879 one of those. 69 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:14.280 Not back today it's harder, but back in the day. 70 00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:16.160 Back in the day, I still didn't even Yeah, but 71 00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:19.240 maybe I could have, but I just didn't. I didn't 72 00:04:19.319 --> 00:04:21.319 need one, didn't want one, because I wasn't the one 73 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:21.839 to go out. 74 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:23.560 Of course, at the same time I was. 75 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:25.879 Buying, I was buying a fucking liquor at a liquor 76 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:29.279 store and beer from a gas station at nineteen you know. 77 00:04:29.639 --> 00:04:29.839 Wow. 78 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:30.360 Uh. 79 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:34.040 It started off it was like I just walk. 80 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:36.600 In with my brother or whatever, you know, and then 81 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:40.160 we became regulars and nobody ever id'd him. So then 82 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:42.399 I'd go in there by myself and then just take whatever, 83 00:04:42.439 --> 00:04:43.480 put it up on the counter. 84 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.000 Hey, Frank, nice to see. 85 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:45.040 It. 86 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:46.000 Just made the assumption. 87 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:51.639 Yeah, and he definitely looks older, absolutely, And I didn't 88 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:55.079 have like a Tom Sellick mustache growing up or anything 89 00:04:55.160 --> 00:04:58.360 like that, but I did have some facial hair or whatever. 90 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:01.680 So maybe, yeah, they just assumed and let me ride 91 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:02.279 it all out. 92 00:05:02.399 --> 00:05:07.839 Yeah, I had a fake. My brother made fakes. But 93 00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:11.279 to take you to jail for that? Did you get charged? 94 00:05:12.199 --> 00:05:12.399 No? 95 00:05:12.519 --> 00:05:14.959 I went to so they they they hold on They 96 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:20.000 they what's the right word here? They it's not imprisonment. 97 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:25.000 They no, detained, detained. They detained you. They wouldn't do 98 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:26.319 a mug shot for you if they detained. 99 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:26.639 I don't. 100 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.959 I don't remember. I don't recall having a mug shot. 101 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:32.079 My mugshot taken. I note that they handcuffed me, threw 102 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:33.959 me in the back of the squad car, took me 103 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:37.000 to jail, and held me in a jail cell until 104 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:40.959 it was so embarrassing too, because the jailer whatever was 105 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:44.759 like I listened. I listened to your afternoon radio show too, 106 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:47.319 like going to think like. 107 00:05:47.319 --> 00:05:48.639 It was ridiculous. 108 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:50.759 I'm cus I'm just curious to the chain of events. 109 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:52.959 So you go in and they're like next whatever, and 110 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:54.639 you show their idea and they're like no, and they're 111 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:55.759 like call the police. 112 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:58.759 Yes, They're like wait over here, and I was like okay. 113 00:05:58.800 --> 00:06:01.120 I was like shit, I not getting through, Like they 114 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:03.199 know that it's a fake. So I'm like dripped it. 115 00:06:03.319 --> 00:06:07.000 I'm like, can I just go like clearly, They're like yet, No, 116 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:08.040 You're gonna have to wait. 117 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:11.000 You could have just left, Like okay. 118 00:06:10.879 --> 00:06:13.839 Right, you could have just left. They can't keep you. 119 00:06:14.439 --> 00:06:15.560 They're not a police force. 120 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:19.360 The next thing I know, police officer was standing right 121 00:06:19.399 --> 00:06:22.040 there and the lights were fleshing on his car. 122 00:06:22.199 --> 00:06:27.199 He cherried you, Yeah, that's wild. Was it like a 123 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:28.839 campus police or no? 124 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:30.040 Uh uh no. 125 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:34.519 It was an official police officer who had probably had 126 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:36.879 nothing else going on, because I believe it was like 127 00:06:36.920 --> 00:06:38.000 a Thursday. 128 00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:40.480 Night crimes happened, yeah on Thursday night. 129 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:42.879 And what does he say? 130 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:46.279 He just says, you're coming with me. That's all your 131 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:47.319 hands behind your back. 132 00:06:47.439 --> 00:06:47.759 That's all. 133 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:50.879 It doesn't tell you why or anything. For a false imprisonment. 134 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:52.240 And he's like, for a fake. 135 00:06:52.040 --> 00:06:54.360 ID, that's false imprisonment. Yeah. 136 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:58.759 I went to court and I said and I pled guilty, 137 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:01.800 and the judge was like, are you sure you realize 138 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:05.399 by waving your right tourney, I'm like yes, I'm like, listen, 139 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:08.279 I said, this is you'll. I have a clean record. 140 00:07:08.360 --> 00:07:11.519 This is my first offense. I had a clean record. 141 00:07:11.600 --> 00:07:13.480 I said, it's my first offense. I said, I was 142 00:07:13.560 --> 00:07:17.720 just you know, it's two months before my twenty first birthday. 143 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:18.040 I said. 144 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:21.800 I was trying to get in and go dance. I said, so, yeah, 145 00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:24.560 I'm guilty of it. Tell me it was a slap 146 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:27.759 on the wrist, a Bismarck or something in suit falls 147 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:31.079 so false And the judge was very he didn't even 148 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:33.079 give me a fine, like it was a slap on 149 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:35.600 the wrist. And he said, if I was caught doing 150 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:38.480 it again, then I would do jail time. 151 00:07:38.600 --> 00:07:40.720 So they handcuff you, put you in the school, they 152 00:07:40.759 --> 00:07:42.680 show up with cherries, put you in. 153 00:07:42.680 --> 00:07:44.319 Handcuffs, put you in the squad. 154 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:48.319 Car, transport you, put you in a cell, and then 155 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:52.000 issue a summons. Yeah, that's fucking wild. 156 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:55.079 Yeah, seems like a lot for a fake ID. Yes, 157 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:57.199 she read the fake ID and said, don't come back 158 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:02.240 here again, kid. Yeah. Wow. Exactly who wanted to use 159 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:05.600 you as an example? I don't know to whom? All 160 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:07.959 the other little twenty year old who just go dance, 161 00:08:08.839 --> 00:08:09.279 I don't know. 162 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:11.720 Man, just putting her in the back of the squad 163 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:14.120 car at the scene would have been enough of that, 164 00:08:14.680 --> 00:08:16.319 because they don't know what happened once you left. 165 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:17.120 Exactly. 166 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:21.399 That's fucking wild. Yeah. No, I've never been arrested. 167 00:08:21.879 --> 00:08:26.720 I when I was like in sixth grade, yeah, fifth grade, 168 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:28.680 sixth grade, we were throwing rocks and I had to 169 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:30.480 go to the police station and stuff. But I didn't 170 00:08:30.480 --> 00:08:32.320 get detained and put handcuffs. 171 00:08:31.839 --> 00:08:34.799 Or right the jail, So you don't have a record 172 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:35.639 out there or anything. 173 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:37.679 They try to get me for breaking and entering, which 174 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:40.480 is fucking crazy. They just trying to scare me. 175 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:43.039 Of course, none of us have ever been ziplining. Is 176 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:44.840 that something you would do? No? Why not? 177 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:51.600 I read too many stories of people getting flesh eating bacteria. 178 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:55.600 Ziplining really coming from like off of trees. 179 00:08:55.759 --> 00:08:57.000 I don't know, huh. 180 00:08:57.039 --> 00:08:59.960 I don't know the same reason I will never Parasaale 181 00:09:00.519 --> 00:09:01.840 fucking crazy stories. 182 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:03.919 Yeah, well the reason why I asked because I know 183 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:06.960 the Postoke launch here in town has a zipline retreat 184 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:07.399 that they do. 185 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:10.039 Oh fuck, you don't play that card here. Okay, you're right, 186 00:09:10.080 --> 00:09:10.559 it's local. 187 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:12.360 It's not like you're going to some fucking third world 188 00:09:12.399 --> 00:09:13.639 country somewhere, right. 189 00:09:13.639 --> 00:09:15.480 Because I'm sure they take more good care. 190 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:17.000 Yeah, I mean I. 191 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:20.519 If that was happening, Okay, I'm not. It's not something 192 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:21.399 I'm seeking out. 193 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:23.759 I was gonna say, we should go do this and 194 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:25.120 knock all three of us out. 195 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:27.240 We can get it done. But it doesn't sound like 196 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:27.679 you're on. 197 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:30.519 I mean, I'm not going to stand in the way 198 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:32.360 of it. I don't find it fucking compelling. 199 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:35.559 But I've always wanted to. I thought it's always been 200 00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:37.000 it looks like fun. 201 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:39.799 I think going to do that at post Doc Post 202 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:44.320 Oak is just to check the box. Ziplining through the 203 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:49.039 the caverns of fucking Zion National Park, sounds or the 204 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:52.720 Amazon or is a completely different beast. 205 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:54.559 Absolutely, And you know what I'm saying, Like. 206 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:56.759 Yeah, it's much bigger than you would you know, out 207 00:09:56.799 --> 00:09:57.840 at the Postoke or whatever. 208 00:09:57.879 --> 00:10:00.879 But you still get to do it zip planning. Yeah, 209 00:10:00.879 --> 00:10:03.039 where because I used to have done it at Zion 210 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:03.720 or the Amazon. 211 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:07.840 Where'd you do it? Post Oak and Tulsa? Yeah? How 212 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:11.279 was your fifty foot ride? How was your twelve foot 213 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:16.039 zip line? That's it? Huh fuck? But uh. When I 214 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:17.320 went to Colorado a. 215 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:20.919 Couple of years back, right before COVID, right after COVID hit, 216 00:10:21.159 --> 00:10:23.440 as a matter of fact, I was driving through and 217 00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:26.120 I was like, oh, ziplining, so I pull in. I 218 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:27.960 was like, fuck, why not, I'm right here? 219 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:29.559 Might as well. I've always wanted to do it. 220 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:33.399 You fucking pull in closed because of fucking COVID or whatever. 221 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:36.120 So never had the never had the opportunity to go 222 00:10:36.159 --> 00:10:37.039 back and do that again. 223 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:39.639 So yeah, something I've just wanted to do. 224 00:10:40.159 --> 00:10:42.559 Yeah, I mean, I have this added I have these 225 00:10:42.600 --> 00:10:44.480 set of things that I'm like, I'm not gonna do. 226 00:10:45.080 --> 00:10:47.240 But if the people around me are like, let's do it, 227 00:10:47.279 --> 00:10:51.919 I'm like, fuck, okay, right, do the adventure right right? 228 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:55.320 Yeah, we're gonna have to hustle them. Then come on, 229 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:57.840 let's go do something. We can do it right now, 230 00:10:57.840 --> 00:10:59.360 we can do we can leave right here right now. 231 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:01.519 I can't. I got I don't lunch thing, I got 232 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:05.960 like a I got a thing. I got something going on? 233 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:09.559 What something? You don't know her? She's in Canada. 234 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:14.279 Yeah, yeah, I. 235 00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:15.759 Can do whatever. Dude. 236 00:11:15.840 --> 00:11:18.039 I can never walk into a room and fucking inject 237 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:19.519 some sane or whatever. 238 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:23.639 Always say that that's what you want us to think. 239 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:25.039 I could never do that. 240 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:28.320 I could never do that. That's not my demeanor at all. 241 00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:31.919 And none of us have ever been on a cruise either. 242 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:34.080 I've been on You've been on a cruise, but you 243 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:36.399 have I have not know I've been on a cruise. 244 00:11:36.399 --> 00:11:37.960 Is the reason why I don't want to do a. 245 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:39.519 Cruise, because you've already experienced it once. 246 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:43.039 It's like it's a floating prison. On top of all 247 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:44.000 the other stories. 248 00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:46.799 I hear you there, I hear you, but I also 249 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:48.120 hear all the other fun stories. 250 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:48.480 Yeah. 251 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:50.399 A lot of people that have been on one go 252 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:53.080 and they tell them. I'm like, that sounds that sounds 253 00:11:53.080 --> 00:11:53.919 like a lot of fun. 254 00:11:54.039 --> 00:11:56.080 Now the branch Davidian said it was awesome. 255 00:11:56.559 --> 00:11:58.559 Oh right, I'm just saying like, when you're in it, 256 00:11:58.759 --> 00:12:00.000 you're not gonna look stupid. 257 00:12:00.360 --> 00:12:03.840 I've seen the videos on the tiktoks and the facebooks 258 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:05.519 and I'm like that looks like a good time. 259 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:07.480 In fact, my group of friends we have. 260 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:11.120 Thought about, you know, doing a group vacation together, which 261 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:12.399 sounds dangerous. 262 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:16.480 They have really good prices on one cruise line. We 263 00:12:16.519 --> 00:12:19.240 have some friends that take two cruises a year they 264 00:12:19.279 --> 00:12:20.320 love it so much. 265 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:22.120 What do you consider good prices? 266 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:26.360 Hey, I don't like fifteen hundred bucks a couple. 267 00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:29.759 I think that's just for the cruise with no like 268 00:12:29.799 --> 00:12:33.480 that's all inclusive. Yeah, you can do resorts for that price. Yeah, 269 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:34.639 well yeah. 270 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:37.360 But does your and you're free on the to move 271 00:12:37.399 --> 00:12:40.960 about as you wish, you're not only you're not given 272 00:12:41.000 --> 00:12:42.600 permission to leave the boat. 273 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:44.120 Yeah. 274 00:12:44.480 --> 00:12:46.639 People don't fall off and they go, well we'll see 275 00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:47.919 you in fucking twelve hours. 276 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:49.440 When you turn the boat around. 277 00:12:49.399 --> 00:12:51.600 You fall off a balcony and Cosmo, you might just 278 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:52.759 break an arm or something. 279 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:58.080 Yeah, there's fucking laws where in the water there's none. Yeah, 280 00:12:58.159 --> 00:13:04.080 so there's no jurisdiction. There's no doctor on board, they 281 00:13:04.120 --> 00:13:05.120 can't treat you. 282 00:13:06.159 --> 00:13:08.759 Surely, out of all the people that are on a 283 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:11.240 cruise ship, one of them's got to be a doctor. 284 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.120 Surely they're not gonna let you die. 285 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:17.759 They're gonna try and stabilize you. 286 00:13:17.799 --> 00:13:19.200 But if you have a life. 287 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:21.679 Threatening situation, they're gonna try and get you off the boat. 288 00:13:21.759 --> 00:13:23.039 I do not want you on the boat. 289 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:25.559 Oh we are going to turn this into a fucking 290 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:34.919 TV movie mini series. Yes, yeah, that. 291 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:38.519 The only way I'm doing the is the Disney cruising. 292 00:13:38.559 --> 00:13:39.679 It's the only way I'm doing a cruise. 293 00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:40.000 Yeah. 294 00:13:40.039 --> 00:13:42.360 I've had a friend who's done a couple of those 295 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:45.279 with his kids, and he says it's always a good time. Yeah, 296 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:48.039 always a good time. And it's more there's more adult 297 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:50.639 things to do there than you would imagine. 298 00:13:50.919 --> 00:13:54.240 Yeah, people say the Disney cruises. Listen, I'm sure taking 299 00:13:54.279 --> 00:13:56.600 a fucking water slide over the edge of a fucking 300 00:13:56.600 --> 00:13:57.840 boat sounds awesome. 301 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:02.120 So you hit a wave and bresh shark's mouth. 302 00:14:02.879 --> 00:14:07.159 But accidents happen and they build those to the cheapest builder. 303 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:13.320 Yeah, I'm just why tempt fate. Yeah, I'd be on 304 00:14:13.399 --> 00:14:13.840 the TikTok. 305 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:15.519 I don't know why it pops up, but it's like 306 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:17.919 these cruise ships that are coming in for like docking 307 00:14:17.960 --> 00:14:19.600 and shit like that or whatever. 308 00:14:19.639 --> 00:14:21.039 And they just don't give a fuck. 309 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:24.639 Big old massive boat smashes into another massive boat, and 310 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:26.679 I'm just like, I hope nobody's on that boat. 311 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:30.000 Yeah, because keep in mind, the captain doesn't drive, the 312 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:35.240 most experienced person doesn't drive. No fucking wild cruise ships 313 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:36.399 are wild places, man. 314 00:14:36.639 --> 00:14:38.480 As long as there's a door that I can hang 315 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:39.360 on too, that's all. 316 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:41.679 In there, and everybody that's on there is like this 317 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:45.840 is their final lap or something like everybody's fucking balls out. 318 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:49.039 You're like, god, dang man. Rooms are really small. 319 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:52.000 God forbid. Somebody get sick and they make you stay 320 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:54.639 in your room. Oh wow, which happens? 321 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:57.440 Yeah, yeah, that could suck. I'd get a little claustrophobic. 322 00:14:57.480 --> 00:15:00.320 Then at least a hotel room on a landlock resort 323 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:03.879 or whatever, like there's room to move your ass around. 324 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:06.559 Yeah, who cares if there's arm guards with their m 325 00:15:06.720 --> 00:15:07.919 sixteens and machetes. 326 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:09.759 Feels like the right place to be if there's a 327 00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:14.159 something happened. Yeah, I'd rather be with the guy with guns, right, 328 00:15:14.320 --> 00:15:16.120 because if you're out on the ocean and the fucking 329 00:15:16.200 --> 00:15:18.960 zombie thing kicks in, you're fucked. 330 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:21.639 Oh that's a that's something they never address. 331 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:24.960 And the no, because you would get screwed? Man? 332 00:15:25.080 --> 00:15:27.879 Do that? Does that even affect them? Right? 333 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:31.679 Because the the the virus outbreak starts on land, Well, 334 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:33.320 how's it going to get out of the middle of 335 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:34.200 the ocean. 336 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:36.600 Whether you had it, they had it before, they had 337 00:15:36.600 --> 00:15:39.480 an outbreak Monkey, which feels like a complete, like great 338 00:15:39.559 --> 00:15:41.879 spinoff for just online for sure. 339 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:42.879 For sure. 340 00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:45.159 I think there's like a short mini series. 341 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:46.639 A little short thirty minute episodes. 342 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:50.240 Car uh. Car Rick takes a like where'd Rick go? Well, 343 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:52.120 he went on a cruise and he got there, and 344 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:56.200 there was fucking because somehow they got a goddamn helicopter. Yeah, 345 00:15:56.360 --> 00:16:01.759 in this post apocalyptic world and diesel fuel jet fuel. 346 00:16:01.720 --> 00:16:04.879 Hyah, they decided to go ahead and take a little cruise, 347 00:16:04.879 --> 00:16:08.559 a little Disney cruise, Yeah, and fuel to man the 348 00:16:08.679 --> 00:16:11.679 boat and food to stock it. 349 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:14.480 Yeah. 350 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:19.679 I think we got something there. Dear AMC Why I 351 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:21.480 have an idea for you. 352 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:25.879 No, it's gonna be e h h mc e mc. 353 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:30.600 Uh. 354 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:34.200 My kids for Christmas, the school does this thing. It's 355 00:16:34.240 --> 00:16:37.559 called the Good Samaritan Project, and it's a Christmas box 356 00:16:37.559 --> 00:16:39.480 and you fill it with like stuff for kids and 357 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:45.200 then they take it to some people somewhere in need. Yeah, right, 358 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:48.480 my kids want to do it. Of course, we will 359 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:52.480 absolutely do that. And uh but there's it's a shoe box, 360 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:54.519 so there's not a lot of room. Yeah, and you 361 00:16:54.559 --> 00:16:57.039 can't put it, you know, whatever you want it. So 362 00:16:57.120 --> 00:16:58.440 my kids like, well, I want to get a stuffed 363 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:00.679 animal like that. It's a great idea. And then they 364 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:02.320 named all these other like well, you can't get all 365 00:17:02.360 --> 00:17:02.679 that in. 366 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:04.599 There, right, you only got the size of a shoe 367 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:05.279 box to work with. 368 00:17:05.440 --> 00:17:08.039 Yeah, and they're like, well, okay, so now they're getting 369 00:17:08.039 --> 00:17:11.400 Now we're getting like stupid shit. Just now we're just 370 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:16.119 just to fill the boy and no, no slinky okay, 371 00:17:16.279 --> 00:17:19.480 but you can't put liquids in there, like you can't 372 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:21.039 put two pasts and stuff like that. 373 00:17:21.359 --> 00:17:25.480 And so we're putting like socks, which I guess is fine. 374 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:30.400 That's great. Sure, sure I would think that. 375 00:17:30.799 --> 00:17:32.480 Uh. I don't know where they're sending these, but I 376 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:34.759 imagine it might be a place where they don't wear 377 00:17:34.839 --> 00:17:37.680 socks all the time, and that just might not be there. 378 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:39.920 Like what they're going to go what I don't I'm 379 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:44.720 not going out to eat with fancy clothes. Yeah, right, 380 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:48.400 you gotta have the calluses. It's just a fascinating thing 381 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:51.559 to do and ended up spending like twenty dollars per 382 00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:54.880 fucking box. Well, yeah, at the dollar Store, at the 383 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:56.680 every that the you know, the Dollar Tree. 384 00:17:56.759 --> 00:18:00.960 Yeah, yeah, you go to go to some place alleys 385 00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:02.200 or five Below. 386 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:04.480 Well, dollar Tree is stuper than that. 387 00:18:04.599 --> 00:18:06.839 Yeah for sure, but at least you're getting better quality stuff. 388 00:18:06.839 --> 00:18:07.519 I think, are you? 389 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:10.039 I think I haven't been to Allie's, but five Below 390 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:10.519 I don't know. 391 00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:13.119 Yeah, Olli's is pretty awesome. I took my girlfriend there 392 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:15.000 for the first time. It was a very it was 393 00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:17.240 a great date. Now she hain't never been, She's never 394 00:18:17.279 --> 00:18:18.039 been to five Below. 395 00:18:18.079 --> 00:18:18.640 She's like, what's this? 396 00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:20.359 Five blow is awesome? I was like, this is awesome. 397 00:18:20.359 --> 00:18:22.400 Everything there's which really isn't all. 398 00:18:22.279 --> 00:18:24.720 Five right, It's a total bait and switch, but a 399 00:18:24.759 --> 00:18:25.640 few things are five bucks. 400 00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:27.160 Yeah. Yeah, but they still got some good stuff there. 401 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:28.559