Speaker 1: All right to start, I think we're gonna do this
Speaker 1: little thing. I'll give you a piece of paper, gimpee,
Speaker 1: you'll need one to lindsay, and you will. I'll read
Speaker 1: some things and if it applies to you, you make
Speaker 1: a mark.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was just going to start drawing dogs.
Speaker 1: I'm also going to be making marks two on this
Speaker 1: and listen, why why today be different? Gimpie and this
Speaker 1: so uh, this is like never have I ever? So
Speaker 1: you just make a mark for if you've done any
Speaker 1: of those things. And I have a theory and we're
Speaker 1: going to see if this plays out. First one skip school,
Speaker 1: So you just make a mark. Broken a bone, fired,
Speaker 1: a gun, done drugs, been in a limo, gotten a tattoo,
Speaker 1: ridden a horse, sung karaoke, gotten a ticket, been arrested,
Speaker 1: gone ziplining, been on TV, been on a cruise, gotten
Speaker 1: a piercing, smoked mediceleb been skydiving, had a one night stand,
Speaker 1: skinny dipped And this one I know none of you
Speaker 1: will make mark for been drunk. So what's your total
Speaker 1: points there, Lindsay, how many total points do you have
Speaker 1: in that.
Speaker 3: Seventeen?
Speaker 4: Gimbi eighteen? I also have eighteen.
Speaker 2: My two were that I didn't get a were there
Speaker 2: was cruise. I've never been on a cruise either. And
Speaker 2: then there was another one that was like shortly before.
Speaker 1: That been on TV gone ziplining.
Speaker 4: Ziplining, that's the one.
Speaker 2: Oh, now I haven't actually gone like legit zip lining.
Speaker 2: I think if it's on a playground at a park.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, that's not zip lining. It doesn't count. No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: I have not been ziplining either.
Speaker 1: So yours wasn't a cruise. What was your other one?
Speaker 3: Ziplining and skydiving?
Speaker 1: Okay, mine was I have not done ziplining. And then
Speaker 1: the other one was been arrested. Okay, you've been arrested
Speaker 1: putting handcuffs and putting to sell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what'd you do?
Speaker 3: I was twenty and I was trying to use a
Speaker 3: fake ID to get into a bar.
Speaker 1: You got arrested and put in a cell in South Dakota,
Speaker 1: put in a car, squad car, taken to jail.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: I thought they just take a mug shot.
Speaker 3: Yep, for three hours.
Speaker 1: There's a mug shot of Lindsay out there.
Speaker 4: For three hours.
Speaker 3: Hours.
Speaker 4: Now wait for mom to come and get her.
Speaker 3: No, not even my boss at the time.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, because you didn't you your family never lived there,
Speaker 1: You lived there to work.
Speaker 4: How old were you?
Speaker 3: Twenty two months before my twenty first birthday? And I
Speaker 3: wasn't even trying to go in there to necessarily drink.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to go in to dance.
Speaker 4: It was the only sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So if that's the I mean, I guess obvious
Speaker 2: twenty one to get in.
Speaker 1: So anytime you ever danced, you never drink.
Speaker 4: I mean I would have definitely. Yeah, Okay, just don't
Speaker 4: tell lies like that.
Speaker 3: But it was initially a girlfriend of mine. She was like,
Speaker 3: let's go dancing, and I said, okay.
Speaker 4: How did you acquire?
Speaker 2: Said fake ID? Because I thought I had a guy
Speaker 2: for everything. And I don't even know where to get
Speaker 2: one of those.
Speaker 1: Not back today it's harder, but back in the day.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, I still didn't even Yeah, but
Speaker 2: maybe I could have, but I just didn't. I didn't
Speaker 2: need one, didn't want one, because I wasn't the one
Speaker 2: to go out.
Speaker 4: Of course, at the same time I was.
Speaker 2: Buying, I was buying a fucking liquor at a liquor
Speaker 2: store and beer from a gas station at nineteen you know.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: It started off it was like I just walk.
Speaker 2: In with my brother or whatever, you know, and then
Speaker 2: we became regulars and nobody ever id'd him. So then
Speaker 2: I'd go in there by myself and then just take whatever,
Speaker 2: put it up on the counter.
Speaker 4: Hey, Frank, nice to see.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 4: Just made the assumption.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he definitely looks older, absolutely, And I didn't
Speaker 2: have like a Tom Sellick mustache growing up or anything
Speaker 2: like that, but I did have some facial hair or whatever.
Speaker 2: So maybe, yeah, they just assumed and let me ride
Speaker 2: it all out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a fake. My brother made fakes. But
Speaker 1: to take you to jail for that? Did you get charged?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I went to so they they they hold on They
Speaker 1: they what's the right word here? They it's not imprisonment.
Speaker 1: They no, detained, detained. They detained you. They wouldn't do
Speaker 1: a mug shot for you if they detained.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I don't recall having a mug shot.
Speaker 3: My mugshot taken. I note that they handcuffed me, threw
Speaker 3: me in the back of the squad car, took me
Speaker 3: to jail, and held me in a jail cell until
Speaker 3: it was so embarrassing too, because the jailer whatever was
Speaker 3: like I listened. I listened to your afternoon radio show too,
Speaker 3: like going to think like.
Speaker 4: It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'm cus I'm just curious to the chain of events.
Speaker 1: So you go in and they're like next whatever, and
Speaker 1: you show their idea and they're like no, and they're
Speaker 1: like call the police.
Speaker 3: Yes, They're like wait over here, and I was like okay.
Speaker 3: I was like shit, I not getting through, Like they
Speaker 3: know that it's a fake. So I'm like dripped it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, can I just go like clearly, They're like yet, No,
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to wait.
Speaker 4: You could have just left, Like okay.
Speaker 1: Right, you could have just left. They can't keep you.
Speaker 1: They're not a police force.
Speaker 3: The next thing I know, police officer was standing right
Speaker 3: there and the lights were fleshing on his car.
Speaker 1: He cherried you, Yeah, that's wild. Was it like a
Speaker 1: campus police or no?
Speaker 4: Uh uh no.
Speaker 3: It was an official police officer who had probably had
Speaker 3: nothing else going on, because I believe it was like
Speaker 3: a Thursday.
Speaker 1: Night crimes happened, yeah on Thursday night.
Speaker 4: And what does he say?
Speaker 3: He just says, you're coming with me. That's all your
Speaker 3: hands behind your back.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 1: It doesn't tell you why or anything. For a false imprisonment.
Speaker 3: And he's like, for a fake.
Speaker 4: ID, that's false imprisonment. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went to court and I said and I pled guilty,
Speaker 3: and the judge was like, are you sure you realize
Speaker 3: by waving your right tourney, I'm like yes, I'm like, listen,
Speaker 3: I said, this is you'll. I have a clean record.
Speaker 3: This is my first offense. I had a clean record.
Speaker 3: I said, it's my first offense. I said, I was
Speaker 3: just you know, it's two months before my twenty first birthday.
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 3: I was trying to get in and go dance. I said, so, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm guilty of it. Tell me it was a slap
Speaker 3: on the wrist, a Bismarck or something in suit falls
Speaker 3: so false And the judge was very he didn't even
Speaker 3: give me a fine, like it was a slap on
Speaker 3: the wrist. And he said, if I was caught doing
Speaker 3: it again, then I would do jail time.
Speaker 1: So they handcuff you, put you in the school, they
Speaker 1: show up with cherries, put you in.
Speaker 4: Handcuffs, put you in the squad.
Speaker 1: Car, transport you, put you in a cell, and then
Speaker 1: issue a summons. Yeah, that's fucking wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, seems like a lot for a fake ID. Yes,
Speaker 4: she read the fake ID and said, don't come back
Speaker 4: here again, kid. Yeah. Wow. Exactly who wanted to use
Speaker 4: you as an example? I don't know to whom? All
Speaker 4: the other little twenty year old who just go dance,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man, just putting her in the back of the squad
Speaker 1: car at the scene would have been enough of that,
Speaker 1: because they don't know what happened once you left.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 4: That's fucking wild. Yeah. No, I've never been arrested.
Speaker 1: I when I was like in sixth grade, yeah, fifth grade,
Speaker 1: sixth grade, we were throwing rocks and I had to
Speaker 1: go to the police station and stuff. But I didn't
Speaker 1: get detained and put handcuffs.
Speaker 4: Or right the jail, So you don't have a record
Speaker 4: out there or anything.
Speaker 1: They try to get me for breaking and entering, which
Speaker 1: is fucking crazy. They just trying to scare me.
Speaker 4: Of course, none of us have ever been ziplining. Is
Speaker 4: that something you would do? No? Why not?
Speaker 1: I read too many stories of people getting flesh eating bacteria.
Speaker 3: Ziplining really coming from like off of trees.
Speaker 4: I don't know, huh.
Speaker 1: I don't know the same reason I will never Parasaale
Speaker 1: fucking crazy stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well the reason why I asked because I know
Speaker 2: the Postoke launch here in town has a zipline retreat
Speaker 2: that they do.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, you don't play that card here. Okay, you're right,
Speaker 4: it's local.
Speaker 2: It's not like you're going to some fucking third world
Speaker 2: country somewhere, right.
Speaker 1: Because I'm sure they take more good care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 1: If that was happening, Okay, I'm not. It's not something
Speaker 1: I'm seeking out.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, we should go do this and
Speaker 2: knock all three of us out.
Speaker 4: We can get it done. But it doesn't sound like
Speaker 4: you're on.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to stand in the way
Speaker 1: of it. I don't find it fucking compelling.
Speaker 2: But I've always wanted to. I thought it's always been
Speaker 2: it looks like fun.
Speaker 1: I think going to do that at post Doc Post
Speaker 1: Oak is just to check the box. Ziplining through the
Speaker 1: the caverns of fucking Zion National Park, sounds or the
Speaker 1: Amazon or is a completely different beast.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, And you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's much bigger than you would you know, out
Speaker 2: at the Postoke or whatever.
Speaker 1: But you still get to do it zip planning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where because I used to have done it at Zion
Speaker 1: or the Amazon.
Speaker 4: Where'd you do it? Post Oak and Tulsa? Yeah? How
Speaker 4: was your fifty foot ride? How was your twelve foot
Speaker 4: zip line? That's it? Huh fuck? But uh. When I
Speaker 4: went to Colorado a.
Speaker 2: Couple of years back, right before COVID, right after COVID hit,
Speaker 2: as a matter of fact, I was driving through and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, ziplining, so I pull in. I
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, why not, I'm right here?
Speaker 4: Might as well. I've always wanted to do it.
Speaker 2: You fucking pull in closed because of fucking COVID or whatever.
Speaker 2: So never had the never had the opportunity to go
Speaker 2: back and do that again.
Speaker 4: So yeah, something I've just wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I have this added I have these
Speaker 1: set of things that I'm like, I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 1: But if the people around me are like, let's do it,
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, okay, right, do the adventure right right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna have to hustle them. Then come on,
Speaker 2: let's go do something. We can do it right now,
Speaker 2: we can do we can leave right here right now.
Speaker 4: I can't. I got I don't lunch thing, I got
Speaker 4: like a I got a thing. I got something going on?
Speaker 4: What something? You don't know her? She's in Canada.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Can do whatever. Dude.
Speaker 1: I can never walk into a room and fucking inject
Speaker 1: some sane or whatever.
Speaker 4: Always say that that's what you want us to think.
Speaker 4: I could never do that.
Speaker 1: I could never do that. That's not my demeanor at all.
Speaker 4: And none of us have ever been on a cruise either.
Speaker 1: I've been on You've been on a cruise, but you
Speaker 1: have I have not know I've been on a cruise.
Speaker 1: Is the reason why I don't want to do a.
Speaker 4: Cruise, because you've already experienced it once.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a floating prison. On top of all
Speaker 1: the other stories.
Speaker 2: I hear you there, I hear you, but I also
Speaker 2: hear all the other fun stories.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: A lot of people that have been on one go
Speaker 2: and they tell them. I'm like, that sounds that sounds
Speaker 2: like a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Now the branch Davidian said it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh right, I'm just saying like, when you're in it,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna look stupid.
Speaker 2: I've seen the videos on the tiktoks and the facebooks
Speaker 2: and I'm like that looks like a good time.
Speaker 4: In fact, my group of friends we have.
Speaker 2: Thought about, you know, doing a group vacation together, which
Speaker 2: sounds dangerous.
Speaker 3: They have really good prices on one cruise line. We
Speaker 3: have some friends that take two cruises a year they
Speaker 3: love it so much.
Speaker 4: What do you consider good prices?
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't like fifteen hundred bucks a couple.
Speaker 4: I think that's just for the cruise with no like
Speaker 4: that's all inclusive. Yeah, you can do resorts for that price. Yeah,
Speaker 4: well yeah.
Speaker 1: But does your and you're free on the to move
Speaker 1: about as you wish, you're not only you're not given
Speaker 1: permission to leave the boat.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People don't fall off and they go, well we'll see
Speaker 1: you in fucking twelve hours.
Speaker 4: When you turn the boat around.
Speaker 2: You fall off a balcony and Cosmo, you might just
Speaker 2: break an arm or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's fucking laws where in the water there's none. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so there's no jurisdiction. There's no doctor on board, they
Speaker 1: can't treat you.
Speaker 2: Surely, out of all the people that are on a
Speaker 2: cruise ship, one of them's got to be a doctor.
Speaker 4: Surely they're not gonna let you die.
Speaker 1: They're gonna try and stabilize you.
Speaker 4: But if you have a life.
Speaker 1: Threatening situation, they're gonna try and get you off the boat.
Speaker 1: I do not want you on the boat.
Speaker 2: Oh we are going to turn this into a fucking
Speaker 2: TV movie mini series. Yes, yeah, that.
Speaker 1: The only way I'm doing the is the Disney cruising.
Speaker 1: It's the only way I'm doing a cruise.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've had a friend who's done a couple of those
Speaker 2: with his kids, and he says it's always a good time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: always a good time. And it's more there's more adult
Speaker 2: things to do there than you would imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people say the Disney cruises. Listen, I'm sure taking
Speaker 1: a fucking water slide over the edge of a fucking
Speaker 1: boat sounds awesome.
Speaker 4: So you hit a wave and bresh shark's mouth.
Speaker 1: But accidents happen and they build those to the cheapest builder.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just why tempt fate. Yeah, I'd be on
Speaker 4: the TikTok.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it pops up, but it's like
Speaker 2: these cruise ships that are coming in for like docking
Speaker 2: and shit like that or whatever.
Speaker 4: And they just don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Big old massive boat smashes into another massive boat, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I hope nobody's on that boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because keep in mind, the captain doesn't drive, the
Speaker 1: most experienced person doesn't drive. No fucking wild cruise ships
Speaker 1: are wild places, man.
Speaker 4: As long as there's a door that I can hang
Speaker 4: on too, that's all.
Speaker 1: In there, and everybody that's on there is like this
Speaker 1: is their final lap or something like everybody's fucking balls out.
Speaker 4: You're like, god, dang man. Rooms are really small.
Speaker 1: God forbid. Somebody get sick and they make you stay
Speaker 1: in your room. Oh wow, which happens?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that could suck. I'd get a little claustrophobic.
Speaker 1: Then at least a hotel room on a landlock resort
Speaker 1: or whatever, like there's room to move your ass around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who cares if there's arm guards with their m
Speaker 2: sixteens and machetes.
Speaker 1: Feels like the right place to be if there's a
Speaker 1: something happened. Yeah, I'd rather be with the guy with guns, right,
Speaker 1: because if you're out on the ocean and the fucking
Speaker 1: zombie thing kicks in, you're fucked.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a that's something they never address.
Speaker 1: And the no, because you would get screwed? Man?
Speaker 4: Do that? Does that even affect them? Right?
Speaker 2: Because the the the virus outbreak starts on land, Well,
Speaker 2: how's it going to get out of the middle of
Speaker 2: the ocean.
Speaker 1: Whether you had it, they had it before, they had
Speaker 1: an outbreak Monkey, which feels like a complete, like great
Speaker 1: spinoff for just online for sure.
Speaker 4: For sure.
Speaker 1: I think there's like a short mini series.
Speaker 4: A little short thirty minute episodes.
Speaker 1: Car uh. Car Rick takes a like where'd Rick go? Well,
Speaker 1: he went on a cruise and he got there, and
Speaker 1: there was fucking because somehow they got a goddamn helicopter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in this post apocalyptic world and diesel fuel jet fuel.
Speaker 2: Hyah, they decided to go ahead and take a little cruise,
Speaker 2: a little Disney cruise, Yeah, and fuel to man the
Speaker 2: boat and food to stock it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think we got something there. Dear AMC Why I
Speaker 2: have an idea for you.
Speaker 1: No, it's gonna be e h h mc e mc.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: My kids for Christmas, the school does this thing. It's
Speaker 1: called the Good Samaritan Project, and it's a Christmas box
Speaker 1: and you fill it with like stuff for kids and
Speaker 1: then they take it to some people somewhere in need. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: my kids want to do it. Of course, we will
Speaker 1: absolutely do that. And uh but there's it's a shoe box,
Speaker 1: so there's not a lot of room. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: can't put it, you know, whatever you want it. So
Speaker 1: my kids like, well, I want to get a stuffed
Speaker 1: animal like that. It's a great idea. And then they
Speaker 1: named all these other like well, you can't get all
Speaker 1: that in.
Speaker 4: There, right, you only got the size of a shoe
Speaker 4: box to work with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, well, okay, so now they're getting
Speaker 1: Now we're getting like stupid shit. Just now we're just
Speaker 1: just to fill the boy and no, no slinky okay,
Speaker 1: but you can't put liquids in there, like you can't
Speaker 1: put two pasts and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: And so we're putting like socks, which I guess is fine.
Speaker 4: That's great. Sure, sure I would think that.
Speaker 1: Uh. I don't know where they're sending these, but I
Speaker 1: imagine it might be a place where they don't wear
Speaker 1: socks all the time, and that just might not be there.
Speaker 1: Like what they're going to go what I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not going out to eat with fancy clothes. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you gotta have the calluses. It's just a fascinating thing
Speaker 1: to do and ended up spending like twenty dollars per
Speaker 1: fucking box. Well, yeah, at the dollar Store, at the
Speaker 1: every that the you know, the Dollar Tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you go to go to some place alleys
Speaker 2: or five Below.
Speaker 1: Well, dollar Tree is stuper than that.
Speaker 4: Yeah for sure, but at least you're getting better quality stuff.
Speaker 4: I think, are you?
Speaker 1: I think I haven't been to Allie's, but five Below
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Olli's is pretty awesome. I took my girlfriend there
Speaker 2: for the first time. It was a very it was
Speaker 2: a great date. Now she hain't never been, She's never
Speaker 2: been to five Below.
Speaker 4: She's like, what's this?
Speaker 2: Five blow is awesome? I was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 2: Everything there's which really isn't all.
Speaker 1: Five right, It's a total bait and switch, but a
Speaker 1: few things are five bucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, but they still got some good stuff there.
Speaker 4: I was like, have you ever heard of Alis? She's
Speaker 4: like now. I was like, well, motherfucker, we need to
Speaker 4: go to Ally's.
Speaker 2: Then, So we spent the afternoon tooling around shop and
Speaker 2: buying stupid.
Speaker 4: Ship It is fine. Yeah, at the Alley's and the
Speaker 4: five and Below.
Speaker 2: I ended up getting some because my closet doesn't have
Speaker 2: a light in it's right. So I got these little
Speaker 2: fucking pop lights to put in so I can see
Speaker 2: what I'm clothes I'm wearing, you know. I was like, Ah,
Speaker 2: that's just other stupid little ship.
Speaker 1: Those pop light, like those type of battery powered lights.
Speaker 1: They have expanded that dramatically. It's way better than the
Speaker 1: pop light. How much did you pay for those? Did
Speaker 1: you go in price and see if you got a
Speaker 1: good deal.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: It was a three pack for like six bucks or
Speaker 2: something like that, and they were, you know, it tells
Speaker 2: three triple A batteries, you know, and they're about, you know,
Speaker 2: about the about as round as maybe a soda can,
Speaker 2: beer can something like that, you know. Sort They're not huge,
Speaker 2: but they put off enough light to where I can
Speaker 2: see what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker 4: What else do we? Oh?
Speaker 2: I saw a whole bunch of like Christmas decorations. I
Speaker 2: started to go fucking crazy. I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna buy any because I know once I start.
Speaker 4: Like inflatables and shit too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for like twenty thirty bucks, And I was like, okay, however, sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm going on a tam No go I went and
Speaker 2: I had to get coffee Saturday because they didn't have
Speaker 2: any coffee. So first thing in the fucking morning, hungover,
Speaker 2: I had to drive my ass to Windco because they're
Speaker 2: the only ones that were opening at that point in
Speaker 2: time for me to go get coffee. So and it's
Speaker 2: the only place to go and get my coffee because
Speaker 2: it's the good grind your own coffee.
Speaker 4: Anyway, foohie fucker, I'm going through the fucking wind Co.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I got my coffee.
Speaker 2: I'm in my fucking pajamas, right, and a fucking hoodie
Speaker 2: in my hat, right. Just fucking woke up, and uh,
Speaker 2: I noticed they've got Christmas decorations as well inflatables. So
Speaker 2: I purchased a four foot inflatable Christmas t Rex. Yeah
Speaker 2: that's right, you put your right in the freight yard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, I have to have it. It's a
Speaker 2: fucking t rex. I have to have this, so I did.
Speaker 2: I almost bought the giant eight foot candle, but I said,
Speaker 2: now I'm gonna hold off.
Speaker 4: On that eight foot candle. It's an eight foot candle
Speaker 4: to candle.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well you know it lights the menora, you know,
Speaker 2: it's just you're Jewish.
Speaker 4: Now, I guess I don't like.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: It's just an inflatable fucking candle. They had that and
Speaker 2: like a six foot Santa Claus and shit.
Speaker 4: And I was like, before I.
Speaker 2: Go and spend my entire paycheck here at fucking wind
Speaker 2: Coo on coffee and Christmas decorations, let me just go
Speaker 2: ahead and get these in some cinnamon rolls because.
Speaker 4: I was around.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, man, rolls are always a good choice, can't
Speaker 1: go wrong. Brand grants, Pillsbury. Have you ever put those
Speaker 1: in the on the waf maker?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, but I also use it for chili coat my chili.
Speaker 2: Put poor poor scoop of chili on top of them.
Speaker 1: I have heard that before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: It's a sweet bread like corn bread.
Speaker 4: So it's good. We'll do this and people put cinnamon
Speaker 4: in in chili.
Speaker 3: We'll make them in the air fryer.
Speaker 4: Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Air is a baking situation. Essentially, if you look up,
Speaker 1: it is a coil, same like a coil in your oven.
Speaker 1: If you have an electric government, it's exact same. It
Speaker 1: ain't magic in a fan.
Speaker 3: But how does it work in the waffle iron?
Speaker 1: Well, the Walfarn's hot, and so using a batter, you're
Speaker 1: pressing down the dough and it turns it into a
Speaker 1: cinnamon roll waffle.
Speaker 2: That sounds brilliant. It does it just kind of unfold
Speaker 2: unrolled it or whatever, you know, and layer. I could
Speaker 2: see that happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you can do it with croissants too, Okay,
Speaker 4: I have to give that a shot then sometime. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And because the cissants have butter in them, so they
Speaker 1: will it'll brown, they'll brown up.
Speaker 4: Waffle doesn't get used as often as I think you should.
Speaker 1: I love waffles, Belgian waffles, the big deep pockets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my kids make fun of me because I drip, like,
Speaker 1: make sure I fill the syrup.
Speaker 4: In each of the squares. I don't go around the edge.
Speaker 4: That's the way you should do it. The little cups
Speaker 4: for the syrup, that's what it's there for. So good.
Speaker 1: You know what my kick is too for breakfast is
Speaker 1: uh French toasticks.
Speaker 4: The great value.
Speaker 1: French toasticks are so good, Oh.
Speaker 4: Quick and easy, throw them the microwaves.
Speaker 1: Oh and they make the house smell money.
Speaker 3: Man, you get the regular ones of the cinnamon ones.
Speaker 4: The fuck's wrong with you? Cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Is there any other I get fucking vanilla? Then you're
Speaker 2: just eating breadsticks at that point, right, cinnamon is the
Speaker 2: best breakfast flavor profile ever.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: Vanilla's good, vanilla's good, but cinnamon. I guess you're right.
Speaker 1: Nobody eats fucking vanilla cinnamon rolls.
Speaker 4: Vanilla pancakes, No, no, you don't have that.
Speaker 1: But French toast, what do you do?
Speaker 4: You put cinnamon in the in the battle? I don't.
Speaker 1: Well, you're fucking wrong. He's he's not wrong, thank you.
Speaker 2: I think you're the only person I've ever met that
Speaker 2: doesn't put cinnamon in there.
Speaker 4: And they're French toast mags. What spice do you put
Speaker 4: in it?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: Then you're having just eggs on bread. Vanilla extract, Yeah
Speaker 1: it's not the same.
Speaker 4: I'll load that motherfucker up with the cinnamon too.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, cinnamon not doing it all sits on top
Speaker 2: and you're gonna mix it in.
Speaker 4: Here's one for you.
Speaker 1: I just discovered this. I didn't know this was a thing.
Speaker 1: Instead of putting vanilla extract, look for a product called
Speaker 1: vanilla paste, and it's vanilla bean paste, and you put
Speaker 1: that in there and break it up and it's yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: fuck right, French toast without cinnamon.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 3: I think it was My cousin used to make it
Speaker 3: that way, but she would overdo it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it ruined it for me. I think. I
Speaker 4: don't think that's possible. No.
Speaker 1: Another one is instead of using milk or eggs or
Speaker 1: doing that, is just milt vanilla ice cream. Do that
Speaker 1: and put it in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You can also get some mayonnaise and some water
Speaker 4: and that too.
Speaker 3: You can't do that because my sister in law, which
Speaker 3: she would make breakfast for my husband, I guess he
Speaker 3: would do, she uses mayonnaise instead of butter on French
Speaker 3: toast or grilled cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 4: Grilled cheese. I could buy that. I could buy that
Speaker 4: on a grilled cheese. It seems appropriate. Mayonnaise isn't a
Speaker 4: breakfast condiment.
Speaker 3: When I make an egg sandwich.
Speaker 1: But that's still you put fucking mayonnaise on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 4: Yeah? Why because it's good?
Speaker 1: She didn't like a What are you talking about? And
Speaker 1: I'm being serious, what are you talking about? Putting mayonnaise
Speaker 1: on an egg sandwich?
Speaker 3: When you toast your bread, then you put the mayonnaise
Speaker 3: on there.
Speaker 1: You mean butter? You put fucking butter on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 2: You toasted up regular, right, and then you fry your
Speaker 2: egg up. And then you when you go to make
Speaker 2: your sandwich before you put the egg on there, you
Speaker 2: mayonnaise your bread and make.
Speaker 1: Act like butter. You fucking people are fucking insane.
Speaker 4: Maybe use butter to fry it up.
Speaker 1: I could see mayonnaise to brown the bread. I know
Speaker 1: that's a tactic.
Speaker 4: I've heard of that cheese mayonnaise. That's fucking gross. No,
Speaker 4: it's not a belt or something. You know. It's not
Speaker 4: a belt though.
Speaker 1: That's the same basically blending fucking genres of food.
Speaker 4: That's the same basis things. No, it's not the same basic.
Speaker 1: Thing you're thinking of an eggs, eggs and mayonnaise are
Speaker 1: not good.
Speaker 4: No, eggs and mayonnaise is delicious. Eggs salad, fucking tell
Speaker 4: me eggs salad isn't fucking good. It's not. No, it's
Speaker 4: not Grandma and Grandpa with you tell me eggs sad.
Speaker 4: Sandwiches ain't good.
Speaker 1: Good, delicious, It ain't good bread. No, in in terms
Speaker 1: of food that's good, it is a low percentage good food.
Speaker 1: There are tons of other food that's way better than eggs. Sound,
Speaker 1: So when you're like it's good, that means you're putting
Speaker 1: it high above so many other foods.
Speaker 4: I put it in the same line. I put it
Speaker 4: in the same line as all the fucking linear man.
Speaker 4: It is linear, man. I tell you what, you can
Speaker 4: live off an egg sandwich, salad sands.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no you can't. It's too much goddamn work.
Speaker 1: Your hard smells like farts, Yes, the fuck like fart
Speaker 1: smell when they're eating.
Speaker 2: I made devil eggs the other day. I told you
Speaker 2: that I had like six double eggs for breakfast. What
Speaker 2: I opened up my fridge to pull those devil eggs out.
Speaker 4: As smell.
Speaker 1: It was great, No lying, It's the only downside of
Speaker 1: devil eggs.
Speaker 4: Double eggs are awesome.
Speaker 1: But it's the only downside is it smells like fuck farts.
Speaker 4: And it's okay. It's okay to smell like farts.
Speaker 1: At least with deviled egg You eat it and then
Speaker 1: it's gone.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: It's one bite, right, fucking egg salad sandwich. You gotta
Speaker 1: live with it for fucking days. You're like, god, n
Speaker 1: how many some asshole gets that fucking lunch and its
Speaker 1: whole warm fish up in the goddamn microwaves.
Speaker 2: We're going on vacation this next week, and I'm thinking
Speaker 2: this week I'm gonna bring in I'm gonna par boil
Speaker 2: some eggs, make some make salad. I will microwaves some fish.
Speaker 2: Believes just when one is motivated by spike, I believe you.
Speaker 2: What else is a disgusting, stinky food that could be
Speaker 2: heated up And yeah, crap, And I'm gonna sit in
Speaker 2: that fucking room right there, and I'm just gonna gas
Speaker 2: at the funk out and when you guys go.
Speaker 4: Ahead, I don't ever standing in that room. We're gonna
Speaker 4: have our meeting afterwards.
Speaker 1: Or we just won't have one, and it'll be fine,
Speaker 1: text each other back and forth to a zoom meeting.
Speaker 1: Fourteen eggs salad. We can't on an egg sandwich.
Speaker 4: That's the only way it should be. Not the only
Speaker 4: way is the way. All the great.
Speaker 1: Places that make fucking breakfast sandwiches don't put mayonnaise on it.
Speaker 1: They put but turn we're.
Speaker 2: Not making them as breakfast sandwiches. And I think that's
Speaker 2: where your hold up is, because you make your egg
Speaker 2: sandwiches as a breakfast sandwich, because that's what it's called.
Speaker 4: We're doing it for fucking lunch man.
Speaker 2: Egg salad is a lunch sandwich, regular Frida egg sandwich.
Speaker 4: When you're talking.
Speaker 1: Breakfast items like we were, we're talking about an egg
Speaker 1: breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 3: Even if my kid has an egg sandwich for breakfast,
Speaker 3: they are still asking for mayonnaise.
Speaker 4: That is true. That is a true statement. Like putting
Speaker 4: ketchup on eggs.
Speaker 1: It's fucking stupid, that's all right, sid oh is that
Speaker 1: fucking stupid?
Speaker 4: But fucking mustard on it? Then, God damn it. Barbecue
Speaker 4: sauce on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking what matter, You're fucking wrong, Corbon, it's fucking good.
Speaker 2: Speaking of barbecue sauce, I found the most delicious fuck
Speaker 2: of barbecue sauce ever. Kinder makes it and it is
Speaker 2: a bourbon peach barbecue sauce.
Speaker 4: Try it. Got it at the Walmart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a big I mean anything Kinder makes
Speaker 1: is money.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: They're limon onion butter. I'm sorry, they're onion butter seasoning.
Speaker 1: Fuck is it good on chicken thighs? Anyway? But yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't love bourbon barbecue.
Speaker 4: Flavor.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people do. It's just a
Speaker 1: preference for me, but uh yeah, anything they do.
Speaker 4: Is solid lid some slow cooker ribs.
Speaker 2: The other day and I wanted something different besides the
Speaker 2: same old head councher or sweet baby rays. It's like,
Speaker 2: what do Yeah, I got a bottle of peach wine
Speaker 2: in the cart and I see bourbon peach, fucking barbecue sauce, peach.
Speaker 4: It was a peach other day.
Speaker 1: Boons it boons you fucking teenage girl. You get some
Speaker 1: purple passion while you were at it.
Speaker 4: Gal was the name of it. Yeah, bro, don't listen,
Speaker 4: laugh all you want.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm going to Good Sugar and I kill a
Speaker 1: fucking bottle in a night, No problem.
Speaker 3: If you want to step up your peach game a little,
Speaker 3: then get the peach mescado by Stella Rosa.
Speaker 1: Jesus crazy.
Speaker 4: No, oh fucking ship God damn it. Man.
Speaker 2: So I'm at the store and I'm getting my peach fine,
Speaker 2: my big bottle, and I noticed that Stellar ros has
Speaker 2: got a five.
Speaker 4: Pack there of like brand come in was single.
Speaker 2: It's like something you buy somebody for Christmas or whatever.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was like that looks good.
Speaker 2: They had cranberry, they had strawberry, and then the honey peach.
Speaker 2: And I tried the honey peach. I'm like, that's fucking amazing.
Speaker 4: So then I go back the next day and they've
Speaker 4: got regular.
Speaker 2: Sized bottles of the Stellar Rosa, and I was like,
Speaker 2: where's this honey peach.
Speaker 4: That's fucking great. They didn't have it. They didn't have
Speaker 4: that particular kind of peach. I was pissed. Each moscato
Speaker 4: is really good. I keep that in mind.
Speaker 2: I'll stick with my gallow big bottle less than ten bucks.
Speaker 4: Fucking good man.
Speaker 1: Any wine that comes with a wide mouth open, you
Speaker 1: know it's fucking solid.
Speaker 4: I go to Prime Steakhouse for dinner. Do you have
Speaker 4: any gallop peach wine? Please? No, we don't. It's okay.
Speaker 4: I brought my own.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you get it open that in here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, do it A wont that spectacular? I know what
Speaker 4: someone is good for Christmas? Anyiam? I goodbye gift for
Speaker 4: under five dollars.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
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