Speaker 1: And I'm ready got the sun. She's about to get weird.
Speaker 1: You're prepared for it to get weird.
Speaker 2: Things, We're gonna get weird.
Speaker 1: It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 1: Let's get weird. Let's get it. Where where? Get?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 2: I'm ready listen because you're listening to the hold on
Speaker 2: my computer?
Speaker 1: Froze. What number is it?
Speaker 2: Computer? Tell me what number? What secrets are we We're no, okay,
Speaker 2: well we're listening to latest up. So let's get weird.
Speaker 2: Two hundred and fourteenth. There we go.
Speaker 1: Let's get weird.
Speaker 2: My name is Hoodie, and every week we come together
Speaker 2: to give you the weird stories from our lives, the streets,
Speaker 2: the sheets, the ups, the downs, the all arounds and
Speaker 2: yours and the internet.
Speaker 1: So just have a good time.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe you're stuck in traffic because you have
Speaker 2: to go back to work. They made you go back
Speaker 2: to the office. Were your two friends that somehow convince
Speaker 2: you to carpool us and just talking about our lives.
Speaker 1: And enjoy you know, yeah, yeah, what are we talking
Speaker 1: about today?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about? What do we do on Friday.
Speaker 1: Eric, we're gonna talk about that again.
Speaker 2: We haven't talked about it on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I know we kind of talked about it on the
Speaker 1: audio that ripped. That's why you didn't rip my ass.
Speaker 1: You just didn't allow me to fully explain what I
Speaker 1: was doing for our friend Shane there. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: was wing manning and I was showing off my new
Speaker 1: tattoo that I got thanks to Tatty Patty. Go see
Speaker 1: her at Ambrosia in Germantown. Tatty Patty are the best.
Speaker 1: She hooked it up with the Great Tattoo Hoodie. Potentially
Speaker 1: one day we'll get a new tattoo or get.
Speaker 2: His first set. She listens to this podcast.
Speaker 1: He's never gonna do it.
Speaker 2: It's fine, but I wanted to do fine, and I
Speaker 2: want him.
Speaker 1: But so yeah, we went to the Hooters in Fairfax
Speaker 1: Friday night with our friend Shane. It was me, Hoodie
Speaker 1: and Shane. We Saturday high Top and Shane caught an
Speaker 1: eye of a young Hooters waitress and started talking to
Speaker 1: her and they had a good time, and me, being me,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, let me help you
Speaker 1: out here. Got on the tattoo topic because Shane was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, my buddy's got a new tattoo. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, look at it. You know, I
Speaker 1: was excited to show it. Don't get to show it
Speaker 1: that often, even though it is on my arm and
Speaker 1: it is pretty high up in my ficep area. But yeah, the.
Speaker 2: People next twist did knock, so well, this was going on.
Speaker 2: They were talking to this waitress and then Eric lost
Speaker 2: interest and said waitress, and so our friend Shane.
Speaker 1: Was it wasn't mine. I wasn't interesting.
Speaker 2: I wasn't for you.
Speaker 1: It wasn't for me.
Speaker 2: It wasn't for you. She wasn't the one. And Eric decided,
Speaker 2: you know, let's talk about some other things. And the
Speaker 2: people next to decided to move because Eric and Eric
Speaker 2: didn't pay attention. But wod he's always paying attention. You
Speaker 2: are always paying attention. You don't think I'm paying attention.
Speaker 2: I always put I got cameras everywhere, baby.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's creepy. I don't think they really did.
Speaker 1: I think the problem was that they sat him at
Speaker 1: a six top high top and it was just only
Speaker 1: two peep.
Speaker 2: If that's what you want to tell yourself to sleeping night. No,
Speaker 2: because that's how it's about the things.
Speaker 1: We talked about, but normal people would talk about.
Speaker 2: I don't think gentlemen we're talking about out of Hooters.
Speaker 2: It was I don't think those gentlemen across the bar
Speaker 2: they had weird haircuts. We're talking about that, all right.
Speaker 1: I just got dumped out of.
Speaker 2: It, dumped out of the Wow, Andrew, what you can't
Speaker 2: say that? Not why it's a podcast if we're not
Speaker 2: that podcast.
Speaker 1: You get hot? All right?
Speaker 2: You can get hot? Can I get hot? I want
Speaker 2: to get hot? You look hot? Baby?
Speaker 1: Actually transitioning switching subjects, talking about getting high. I got
Speaker 1: ridiculed yesterday too in the pit, the salespit, because I've
Speaker 1: never smoked flower. You mean flower, smoke grass? Say that, illgal,
Speaker 1: but flower you also call it flower. That's no the
Speaker 1: name weed. But I've never smoked.
Speaker 2: I haven't either, right, and I want that my lungs.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sorry, I just never did it
Speaker 1: growing up.
Speaker 2: Give me a gummy any day.
Speaker 1: But it's weird though, because in this area, grown up
Speaker 1: here in the DMV and Bethesda.
Speaker 2: Always been illegal but not legal.
Speaker 1: Everyone that I went to high school with would smoked
Speaker 1: the herb and I never did because I never wanted
Speaker 1: to smoke.
Speaker 2: I remember freshman year at college, I moved up here
Speaker 2: and a couple of guys on the floor were doing it,
Speaker 2: but they had to go to their car, which was
Speaker 2: like across campus, Like that is not worth it because
Speaker 2: they couldn't like do it in the dorms. You get
Speaker 2: an r A check, you're screwed, you know. I saw
Speaker 2: I went someone on my floor got kicked out because
Speaker 2: of that. They did the r A check and they're like,
Speaker 2: you're out.
Speaker 1: I did it an RA and you just had to
Speaker 1: be friends with them, and they were cool, and you know.
Speaker 2: They because what happened is to be the r It
Speaker 2: wasn't your RA. It'd be a different RA. It would
Speaker 2: check you.
Speaker 1: That's always what had happened, and be.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't have any relationship with you. You want
Speaker 2: to let the slide.
Speaker 1: Damn you, damn you away?
Speaker 2: All right? Well, I sorry as your mom and dad.
Speaker 2: So I don't live with my parents.
Speaker 1: It was for two a year and a half, okay, yeah, god,
Speaker 1: but anyway, I.
Speaker 2: Dad give me something.
Speaker 1: Actually what they might have a card? So whatever?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, yeah, I would assume they would. They are
Speaker 2: my grandparents.
Speaker 1: Have.
Speaker 2: I think I have a card too, So there you go.
Speaker 2: It's glackcoma. I don't even know what that is. I
Speaker 2: want to know what that is.
Speaker 1: You don't glack coma is your eye? Your eyes are
Speaker 1: basically dying or one eye will have it and the
Speaker 1: other one will go together with these eyes.
Speaker 2: You know you don't want to check my prescription. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you were context. You were contact every day. Where
Speaker 2: are I am my room?
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: No? I'm joking. Okay, it's called embellishing for the podcast.
Speaker 1: Eric, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I can't see street lights if I don't have
Speaker 2: my classes treat signs.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 2: Andrew, it's like, close your eyes right now. You two
Speaker 2: listening right now? Close your eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, while you're driving to let's.
Speaker 2: Weird, Jesus take Let Jesus take that wheel. Let Jesus
Speaker 2: take that wheel. Sick not closed about like squintum and
Speaker 2: what can you see right now? That's what I can
Speaker 2: see with my normal vision. Really it's not like tight,
Speaker 2: but that, like the blurriness is what I see normally.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why don't you get la sick.
Speaker 2: Wife likes his pearly eyes.
Speaker 1: Lasik doesn't change that. As someone who's gotten Lasik before,
Speaker 1: it doesn't do that to it. Okay, it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: You should definitely get it.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll see. Maybe she'll let me one day.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe. Sorry, is my other work job?
Speaker 2: My other job? Your other work? You have another level?
Speaker 1: Work at work at a bar? Sweet, it's for Friday
Speaker 1: night at our at event at public bar. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be incredible. They just confirmed the d are you going
Speaker 1: days with me? What are we? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: I feel like we're gonna Are you gonna wear a
Speaker 1: shirt you know where an intern John T shirt or now?
Speaker 2: Depends on what we're inside for that right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's inside the Maine like outside?
Speaker 2: Is it like be cold fifty one? That's cold for me.
Speaker 2: Bomber jacket, you look good in that bomber jacket. Bring
Speaker 2: out the chain maybe some nikess So no station gear
Speaker 2: shirt underneath the bomber jacket for you. I am a
Speaker 2: classy Put a logo shirt underneath the jacket.
Speaker 1: I hate those stupid shackets you and rob Ware by
Speaker 1: the way, I hate them. I don't know what this
Speaker 1: car heard one. I actually like I want to find
Speaker 1: it boring, but it's too expensive. Well I got it,
Speaker 1: I got on sale and it was great. But now
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't afford that. Where'd you get it
Speaker 1: at the Going Going Gone store? Dick's Wholesale it's still there. No,
Speaker 1: it's not there. Oh no, but they don't right because
Speaker 1: it was a winter thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta buy ahead of season at.
Speaker 1: That store or behind the season. I think, yeah it is.
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, what do you think about making some team?
Speaker 2: By the way, six and a half, six and a
Speaker 2: half out of.
Speaker 1: Out of ten mickeys, there were seventeen mckeys, but this
Speaker 1: would be ten mickeys, So yeah, six and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: out of ten mickeys.
Speaker 2: I'll give it a seven out of ten mickeys.
Speaker 1: Why would you beat me in the why? Why?
Speaker 2: Wow? I liked it better than you did.
Speaker 1: Did you like better?
Speaker 2: You were to play? I could tell you were like
Speaker 2: shutting down in that back half of that movie.
Speaker 1: They could have ended it spoilers whatever you want to say.
Speaker 2: And it's earlier, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes earlier than what it really needed to be.
Speaker 1: And then there's a sequence at the end that did
Speaker 1: not need to be there.
Speaker 2: It was just there. Robert Pattinson did his Batman voice
Speaker 2: for one of the mickeys, one of the clones, and
Speaker 2: then he did a kind of nasily which yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 1: Everyone we talked to. I mean you're talking about this
Speaker 1: everyone has. The actors. They did a great job. All
Speaker 1: the actors were incredible. I thought that was great. It's
Speaker 1: just the back half of that movie slowed the f down. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see Parasite because this the director.
Speaker 2: Well that's a slower move. What's his name, Bong June Hoe.
Speaker 1: Bong June Hoe probably is a slow ass director and
Speaker 1: doesn't like to have.
Speaker 2: No there's a sense of sense. There's there's a you
Speaker 2: gotta be slow for slow, and then there's just okay,
Speaker 2: this is a little this is just long more than anything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the performances were good.
Speaker 1: Mark Rufflow with those fake teeth was hilarious. Yeah, those
Speaker 1: were definitely fake teeth.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know, because sometimes you're like, is that vaneers?
Speaker 2: Is that not Veneers? It looks crazy when you see
Speaker 2: people like right before they get veneers, where they break
Speaker 2: your teeth, you gotta whittle them down. No, it's Gary Capital,
Speaker 2: like you see what the teeth looked like before they
Speaker 2: put the Veneers.
Speaker 1: On remember the story that saw Us and Rose did
Speaker 1: last year about the all the Veneers in Atlanta and
Speaker 1: how the one doctor got sued for like millions of dollars.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't really a doctor. He just it wasn't
Speaker 1: really identist like teeth he got a license to just yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and let me just put these in here. So yeah, which,
Speaker 1: all right, So you like the seven six and a half?
Speaker 1: Would you go see it again?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Is it a date movie? Because there was a couple
Speaker 1: of couples there last night at the premiere.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say so. I would say there's other date
Speaker 2: movies to see instead of this. But hey, tweet the
Speaker 2: Who Stole a Movie For? You?
Speaker 1: Like, who do you think performance?
Speaker 2: I mean Robert Ptinson obviously, but he's the main character, right,
Speaker 2: But I think that even Yun was good. Steven Yuan's
Speaker 2: kind of the same character and everything, but we talked
Speaker 2: to it less than away. If invincible, he's Mark and
Speaker 2: invincible it's but that's okay. You don't need to have
Speaker 2: a voice every time you do a different project. Who
Speaker 2: Stole a Movie for obviously Mark Ruffalo, probably Ruffalo, I
Speaker 2: like the actual hippo alien thing stole the movie from
Speaker 2: me because I thought it was gonna be dumb, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm for this alien to live. The creeper,
Speaker 2: the creepers, that's what they called it. If you are
Speaker 2: looking for a more action movie, which or a blockbustering movie,
Speaker 2: this definitely isn't it. Yeah right, which doesn't say anything
Speaker 2: about it that's bad, But it's just that type of
Speaker 2: movie over a It's definitely a sci fi movie for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you said that last night? What do
Speaker 1: you mean?
Speaker 2: Like it's just a science fiction and not action and
Speaker 2: you know, adventure. It is more let's have this idea
Speaker 2: and explore it kind of like I think it's like
Speaker 2: a it's like Time Traveler, the movie What the hell
Speaker 2: is his name? The guy that played as a memento
Speaker 2: guy Pierce I've never seen. It's like he's a time
Speaker 2: travel goes back in time and it's all these concepts
Speaker 2: and really more just like learning about the concepts and
Speaker 2: all that good stuff.
Speaker 1: But what would be the concept of this the future?
Speaker 1: Space travel or the fact that Earth.
Speaker 2: Cloning space travel, making a new planet, Yeah, all that
Speaker 2: good stuff.
Speaker 1: Look at you.
Speaker 2: I pick up on themes, you know, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 2: Give me a music cue. I got you. There also
Speaker 2: wasn't any really good music in the movie, which I
Speaker 2: think for me, for me are they kind of like
Speaker 2: gives it bonus points if there is a good use
Speaker 2: of music, like the trailer had the hey mickey, obviously
Speaker 2: that's for a trailer. That's for a trailer. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: There really wasn't a lot of scoring in this movie
Speaker 1: as far.
Speaker 2: As I remember, or it wasn't memorable.
Speaker 1: Well, the best thing about the movie though, last night
Speaker 1: was the guy sitting next to.
Speaker 2: Me fell asleep.
Speaker 1: He was literally a chair between us, and I could
Speaker 1: hear him snoring.
Speaker 2: Well, you were gonna bet me that if you're gonna
Speaker 2: fall asleep during the movie. I was like, well, that's
Speaker 2: a false bet because you could just close your eyes
Speaker 2: and go to sleep.
Speaker 1: You know. I told if I was really going to
Speaker 1: fall asleep with the guy next to me, because I thought.
Speaker 2: You put that reclined. Those recliners were loud, it were
Speaker 2: I was like, the guy actually just went down like
Speaker 2: two degrees and went bomb bom. What happened?
Speaker 1: That silver Spring regal is rough. It's a little rough,
Speaker 1: off rough or off? Okay, those guys. One of those
Speaker 1: guys ask us when we walked in. We had Apple pay.
Speaker 1: We were trying to like buy sell us something Apple pay.
Speaker 1: You didn't hear those dudes you got some apple Pay.
Speaker 1: I was like, what what do you mean?
Speaker 2: What do you mean you want to give me money pay?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he was trying to scam us.
Speaker 1: And then the guy at the taco bell. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the other guy, not that guy. The other guy, the
Speaker 1: guy that had the scooter. You saw him give the
Speaker 1: big guy something. You didn't see that when we were
Speaker 1: standing there. It looked like you either passed some drugs
Speaker 1: or passing the money. Oh you didn't notice that? No, Oh,
Speaker 1: I was looking at you.
Speaker 2: Baby, eyes are only for you.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna go to that I'm a brain freeze.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go back that taco about cantina.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, really, I don't know that. That cantina guy
Speaker 2: a lot worse than when we first went to that cantina.
Speaker 1: Well, you also ordered the mini crunch rau.
Speaker 2: I'm saying employees wise, they only had two employees three
Speaker 2: third one No.
Speaker 1: Four was that one woman that was in the back.
Speaker 1: There was three making food, and then the guy was
Speaker 1: telling the times fast food.
Speaker 2: Isn't fast anymore.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because now everything's got to
Speaker 1: be done to perfection. It's true. Oh no, no, yes,
Speaker 1: we had the breakfast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's the same.
Speaker 1: Where can I get a get ooh, Panera?
Speaker 2: If you want? Oh you want a soup?
Speaker 1: Tell you said? All right there, baby, I kind of
Speaker 1: want to soup and salad, soup and sandwich.
Speaker 2: Super cookie, super cool, super and bagels.
Speaker 1: Can I get two soups?
Speaker 2: I mean, if you want, you can get whatever. You
Speaker 2: get two soups like put in one bread ball, mix
Speaker 2: them up. Let me see what happens. I want to
Speaker 2: make my super soup and have a good time. My god,
Speaker 2: I'm not here for a bad time, not here for
Speaker 2: a long time, but I'm here for a soup time.
Speaker 2: Nice you be named the podcast soup Time. I'm not
Speaker 2: here for a long time, but I'm Your first title
Speaker 2: of this podcast is Eric uses tattoo to flirt.
Speaker 1: That's what you said the other day on that time
Speaker 1: on intern Johnny More.
Speaker 2: Fine, never let me have any fun once you make descriptions.
Speaker 2: And I just said the time we wanted the super
Speaker 2: hear something in the distance that needs to break up
Speaker 2: this tension. That's romantic. You know what I'm saying, because it's.
Speaker 1: For some me's got action.
Speaker 2: Stop stop. Sometimes you're like, I don't know, stop, I
Speaker 2: don't know. All right, I don't need so they don't
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Speaker 2: I asked, see who's freaky or is it NAC Maryland
Speaker 2: or Virginia? Are going to refresh it now? Eric, you
Speaker 2: get to go first.
Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna go there later. Whole Food's, Rockville, Whole Foods.
Speaker 1: You were at the Whole Foods in north and as
Speaker 1: a grabbing coffee with your pup. I was a slim
Speaker 1: guy chatting you up l O L peak got love
Speaker 1: the rock?
Speaker 2: Did you write that?
Speaker 1: No, it was two hours ago. I was here working.
Speaker 2: You sure about that?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I was working.
Speaker 2: Two cats are the best in Arlington, so I've heard.
Speaker 2: I want to find out for myself. Are two cats
Speaker 2: the best? Help me? I can help too? By Sausage House.
Speaker 1: All right, there's also enough cats though.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Girl at Heist DC bar top Saturday night near closing. Ooh,
Speaker 1: I met a girl at Heist DC on Saturday, very
Speaker 1: late at night. We locked eyes and I felt like destiny.
Speaker 1: She said she liked me, but we got kicked out
Speaker 1: because of bar closing before I can get any information
Speaker 1: about her. Washington, d C. If you're going to Heist
Speaker 1: you also go to Public Bar or Soft House as well.
Speaker 1: I worked at Public Bar and Soft House is our
Speaker 1: sister bar. Part of the actually down go down right there?
Speaker 2: You go that block right there, I mean that's right there,
Speaker 2: and this is right now.
Speaker 1: No, Heist is right here, Heist is right there, Public
Speaker 1: and soft House is right there.
Speaker 2: I mean the circle's right there. Yeah, and you get okay,
Speaker 2: just next one circle. Need a massage? Mail to mail.
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Speaker 2: That's your area.
Speaker 1: Counter.
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Speaker 2: What do you want?
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Speaker 2: That's what you want? All right?
Speaker 1: Blazing my own trailer, Washing d C. Dutchess, short red
Speaker 1: hair and one of a kind charm no copycat can match,
Speaker 1: can match. There's the phone number. Love is blind button marriage.
Speaker 1: That's a brutal wake up call.
Speaker 2: What okay should call it? Oh? Enchantris dominion? I have
Speaker 2: v not p hmm what does that mean? I don't
Speaker 2: know what you call it. No, we didn't call it.
Speaker 2: I saw to back door needs attention tonight and love
Speaker 2: Itsville the hell? Oh it's past Leesburg.
Speaker 1: That's in the middle.
Speaker 2: That's practically West Virginia right there. Forty five white man
Speaker 2: here back door needs attention tonight. You know creepers getting
Speaker 2: in there. You don't want those, you've seen them creepers?
Speaker 2: No any other ones?
Speaker 1: Eric whit guy looking, white guy looking for black.
Speaker 2: Friendsh guy looking for black friends. White guy here, forty
Speaker 2: nine and old looking for that type of friend. Guy
Speaker 2: over forty big black see yup? Who needs their tool service?
Speaker 2: Please send me your location and a picture of tool
Speaker 2: needing service. Also need to know if you can host,
Speaker 2: you do all the work and I'll make an appearance.
Speaker 2: That's what And our last one missing? Oh oh baby,
Speaker 2: lady says, oh, we've read this one. No, I don't
Speaker 2: like that. I do not like that.
Speaker 1: Ooh, let's go last one.
Speaker 2: Hey man, DC, hey man, you're shorter, bald, dark skinned
Speaker 2: guy I think you're handsome. AF finally got to talk
Speaker 2: a bit to you yesterday. I'm taller, brown skin guy.
Speaker 2: Tell me where we were and who I work for.
Speaker 2: We'd like to get to know you better if possible.
Speaker 2: Definitely notice you. Bruh. I think think you take the
Speaker 2: green line and I'd like to take your green really Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, nice, Well that does it for this week's episode.
Speaker 2: Let's get weird. We hope you had a good time.
Speaker 2: We hope you got your destination. Doors closing uh, doors
Speaker 2: closing uh. You can always see everything we're up too
Speaker 2: throughout the week, including us trying to unbox a fun
Speaker 2: package from Severns and one of the things is missing
Speaker 2: and people put things in the wrong package because they
Speaker 2: opened it before we got to it. So should I
Speaker 2: steal it out of his office? No? No, that should
Speaker 2: be a there you go. You got something from us,
Speaker 2: Now you give us something called bartering.
Speaker 1: I have you heard of it?
Speaker 2: For tat? Some would say, let's go sketch my back.
Speaker 2: Ill technically bortered for me yesterday. So yeah, so I'm
Speaker 2: I'm claiming for it. You can go bart it for him.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's gonna give you anything. You can
Speaker 2: follow me Andrew Hoodie that's a while. You can follow
Speaker 2: Eric at mister eric V. That's m R E R
Speaker 2: I c k V. Have a right week, and I
Speaker 2: always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It
Speaker 2: got weird, didn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah,