WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:06.400 And I'm ready got the sun. She's about to get weird. 2 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:09.320 You're prepared for it to get weird. 3 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:11.320 Things, We're gonna get weird. 4 00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:15.519 It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. 5 00:00:15.839 --> 00:00:19.519 Let's get weird. Let's get it. Where where? Get? 6 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:19.839 Where? 7 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:22.039 Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric? 8 00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:31.640 I'm ready listen because you're listening to the hold on 9 00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:32.240 my computer? 10 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:33.920 Froze. What number is it? 11 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:39.840 Computer? Tell me what number? What secrets are we We're no, okay, 12 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:42.359 well we're listening to latest up. So let's get weird. 13 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:43.759 Two hundred and fourteenth. There we go. 14 00:00:44.479 --> 00:00:45.280 Let's get weird. 15 00:00:47.119 --> 00:00:49.479 My name is Hoodie, and every week we come together 16 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:51.960 to give you the weird stories from our lives, the streets, 17 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:55.079 the sheets, the ups, the downs, the all arounds and 18 00:00:55.119 --> 00:00:56.200 yours and the internet. 19 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:57.240 So just have a good time. 20 00:00:57.320 --> 00:00:59.880 You know, maybe you're stuck in traffic because you have 21 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:01.600 to go back to work. They made you go back 22 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:03.920 to the office. Were your two friends that somehow convince 23 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:07.159 you to carpool us and just talking about our lives. 24 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:09.959 And enjoy you know, yeah, yeah, what are we talking 25 00:01:09.959 --> 00:01:10.480 about today? 26 00:01:10.879 --> 00:01:12.599 What are we talking about? What do we do on Friday. 27 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:14.640 Eric, we're gonna talk about that again. 28 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:17.239 We haven't talked about it on this podcast. 29 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:18.439 I know we kind of talked about it on the 30 00:01:18.439 --> 00:01:22.200 audio that ripped. That's why you didn't rip my ass. 31 00:01:22.239 --> 00:01:24.319 You just didn't allow me to fully explain what I 32 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:26.879 was doing for our friend Shane there. Yeah, but I 33 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:28.599 was wing manning and I was showing off my new 34 00:01:28.599 --> 00:01:30.719 tattoo that I got thanks to Tatty Patty. Go see 35 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:33.760 her at Ambrosia in Germantown. Tatty Patty are the best. 36 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:37.040 She hooked it up with the Great Tattoo Hoodie. Potentially 37 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:38.640 one day we'll get a new tattoo or get. 38 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:40.560 His first set. She listens to this podcast. 39 00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:41.640 He's never gonna do it. 40 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:43.840 It's fine, but I wanted to do fine, and I 41 00:01:43.879 --> 00:01:44.319 want him. 42 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:48.200 But so yeah, we went to the Hooters in Fairfax 43 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:51.760 Friday night with our friend Shane. It was me, Hoodie 44 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:55.239 and Shane. We Saturday high Top and Shane caught an 45 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:58.319 eye of a young Hooters waitress and started talking to 46 00:01:58.319 --> 00:02:01.280 her and they had a good time, and me, being me, 47 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:02.560 I was like, you know what, let me help you 48 00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:05.959 out here. Got on the tattoo topic because Shane was like, 49 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:08.520 oh yeah, my buddy's got a new tattoo. And I 50 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:09.879 was like, oh yeah, look at it. You know, I 51 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:11.639 was excited to show it. Don't get to show it 52 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:13.759 that often, even though it is on my arm and 53 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:19.639 it is pretty high up in my ficep area. But yeah, the. 54 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:26.639 People next twist did knock, so well, this was going on. 55 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.960 They were talking to this waitress and then Eric lost 56 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:34.159 interest and said waitress, and so our friend Shane. 57 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:36.000 Was it wasn't mine. I wasn't interesting. 58 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:36.639 I wasn't for you. 59 00:02:36.879 --> 00:02:37.520 It wasn't for me. 60 00:02:37.560 --> 00:02:41.240 It wasn't for you. She wasn't the one. And Eric decided, 61 00:02:41.319 --> 00:02:43.439 you know, let's talk about some other things. And the 62 00:02:43.479 --> 00:02:46.159 people next to decided to move because Eric and Eric 63 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:49.199 didn't pay attention. But wod he's always paying attention. You 64 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:51.439 are always paying attention. You don't think I'm paying attention. 65 00:02:51.479 --> 00:02:53.759 I always put I got cameras everywhere, baby. 66 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:56.479 Oh god, that's creepy. I don't think they really did. 67 00:02:56.599 --> 00:02:57.960 I think the problem was that they sat him at 68 00:02:58.000 --> 00:02:59.560 a six top high top and it was just only 69 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:00.159 two peep. 70 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:02.520 If that's what you want to tell yourself to sleeping night. No, 71 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:05.360 because that's how it's about the things. 72 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:07.039 We talked about, but normal people would talk about. 73 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:11.520 I don't think gentlemen we're talking about out of Hooters. 74 00:03:11.520 --> 00:03:14.639 It was I don't think those gentlemen across the bar 75 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:17.319 they had weird haircuts. We're talking about that, all right. 76 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:19.599 I just got dumped out of. 77 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:23.840 It, dumped out of the Wow, Andrew, what you can't 78 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:29.599 say that? Not why it's a podcast if we're not 79 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:30.360 that podcast. 80 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:31.479 You get hot? All right? 81 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:34.280 You can get hot? Can I get hot? I want 82 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:35.319 to get hot? You look hot? Baby? 83 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:39.439 Actually transitioning switching subjects, talking about getting high. I got 84 00:03:39.479 --> 00:03:41.680 ridiculed yesterday too in the pit, the salespit, because I've 85 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:46.960 never smoked flower. You mean flower, smoke grass? Say that, illgal, 86 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:49.280 but flower you also call it flower. That's no the 87 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:52.360 name weed. But I've never smoked. 88 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:55.759 I haven't either, right, and I want that my lungs. 89 00:03:57.280 --> 00:03:59.000 I was like, I'm sorry, I just never did it 90 00:03:59.039 --> 00:03:59.400 growing up. 91 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:00.439 Give me a gummy any day. 92 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:02.280 But it's weird though, because in this area, grown up 93 00:04:02.280 --> 00:04:04.080 here in the DMV and Bethesda. 94 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:05.879 Always been illegal but not legal. 95 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:08.560 Everyone that I went to high school with would smoked 96 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:11.400 the herb and I never did because I never wanted 97 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:11.759 to smoke. 98 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:14.719 I remember freshman year at college, I moved up here 99 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:17.240 and a couple of guys on the floor were doing it, 100 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:18.920 but they had to go to their car, which was 101 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:21.160 like across campus, Like that is not worth it because 102 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:23.319 they couldn't like do it in the dorms. You get 103 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:26.120 an r A check, you're screwed, you know. I saw 104 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:28.680 I went someone on my floor got kicked out because 105 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:30.319 of that. They did the r A check and they're like, 106 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:31.040 you're out. 107 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:32.680 I did it an RA and you just had to 108 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:34.480 be friends with them, and they were cool, and you know. 109 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:36.879 They because what happened is to be the r It 110 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:39.040 wasn't your RA. It'd be a different RA. It would 111 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:39.360 check you. 112 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:40.879 That's always what had happened, and be. 113 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:42.759 Like, I don't have any relationship with you. You want 114 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:43.519 to let the slide. 115 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:46.199 Damn you, damn you away? 116 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:49.040 All right? Well, I sorry as your mom and dad. 117 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:51.319 So I don't live with my parents. 118 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:54.839 It was for two a year and a half, okay, yeah, god, 119 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:56.399 but anyway, I. 120 00:04:57.399 --> 00:04:59.199 Dad give me something. 121 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:02.920 Actually what they might have a card? So whatever? 122 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:06.959 Okay, Well, yeah, I would assume they would. They are 123 00:05:07.199 --> 00:05:07.800 my grandparents. 124 00:05:07.879 --> 00:05:07.959 Have. 125 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:11.279 I think I have a card too, So there you go. 126 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:13.680 It's glackcoma. I don't even know what that is. I 127 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:14.600 want to know what that is. 128 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:17.480 You don't glack coma is your eye? Your eyes are 129 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:20.279 basically dying or one eye will have it and the 130 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:21.720 other one will go together with these eyes. 131 00:05:22.040 --> 00:05:25.040 You know you don't want to check my prescription. Yeah, 132 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:29.240 because you were context. You were contact every day. Where 133 00:05:29.240 --> 00:05:31.480 are I am my room? 134 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:32.439 Are you serious? 135 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:36.199 No? I'm joking. Okay, it's called embellishing for the podcast. 136 00:05:36.360 --> 00:05:38.199 Eric, I don't know. 137 00:05:38.279 --> 00:05:40.000 Sometimes I can't see street lights if I don't have 138 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:41.959 my classes treat signs. 139 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:43.000 It's not good. 140 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:46.399 Andrew, it's like, close your eyes right now. You two 141 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:47.639 listening right now? Close your eyes. 142 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:49.279 Yeah, while you're driving to let's. 143 00:05:52.279 --> 00:05:56.920 Weird, Jesus take Let Jesus take that wheel. Let Jesus 144 00:05:56.920 --> 00:06:02.199 take that wheel. Sick not closed about like squintum and 145 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:04.199 what can you see right now? That's what I can 146 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:07.560 see with my normal vision. Really it's not like tight, 147 00:06:07.639 --> 00:06:09.959 but that, like the blurriness is what I see normally. 148 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:12.560 Oh my god, why don't you get la sick. 149 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:18.120 Wife likes his pearly eyes. 150 00:06:18.839 --> 00:06:24.279 Lasik doesn't change that. As someone who's gotten Lasik before, 151 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:27.279 it doesn't do that to it. Okay, it's a good thing. 152 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:28.360 You should definitely get it. 153 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:30.519 Well, we'll see. Maybe she'll let me one day. 154 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:34.560 Maybe maybe. Sorry, is my other work job? 155 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:36.680 My other job? Your other work? You have another level? 156 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:42.040 Work at work at a bar? Sweet, it's for Friday 157 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:48.319 night at our at event at public bar. It's gonna 158 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:52.160 be incredible. They just confirmed the d are you going 159 00:06:52.279 --> 00:06:54.360 days with me? What are we? What are we gonna do? 160 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:56.839 I feel like we're gonna Are you gonna wear a 161 00:06:56.839 --> 00:06:59.240 shirt you know where an intern John T shirt or now? 162 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:02.279 Depends on what we're inside for that right. 163 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:04.879 Yeah, it's inside the Maine like outside? 164 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:10.759 Is it like be cold fifty one? That's cold for me. 165 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:14.680 Bomber jacket, you look good in that bomber jacket. Bring 166 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:20.319 out the chain maybe some nikess So no station gear 167 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:25.720 shirt underneath the bomber jacket for you. I am a 168 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:28.879 classy Put a logo shirt underneath the jacket. 169 00:07:28.920 --> 00:07:31.079 I hate those stupid shackets you and rob Ware by 170 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:34.279 the way, I hate them. I don't know what this 171 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:36.360 car heard one. I actually like I want to find 172 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:38.240 it boring, but it's too expensive. Well I got it, 173 00:07:38.279 --> 00:07:39.639 I got on sale and it was great. But now 174 00:07:39.680 --> 00:07:42.199 I'm like, I can't afford that. Where'd you get it 175 00:07:42.240 --> 00:07:47.279 at the Going Going Gone store? Dick's Wholesale it's still there. No, 176 00:07:47.319 --> 00:07:50.319 it's not there. Oh no, but they don't right because 177 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:51.560 it was a winter thing. 178 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:53.639 Yeah, you gotta buy ahead of season at. 179 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:56.560 That store or behind the season. I think, yeah it is. 180 00:07:57.160 --> 00:08:00.319 But yeah, okay, what do you think about making some team? 181 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:03.879 By the way, six and a half, six and a 182 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:04.560 half out of. 183 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:09.279 Out of ten mickeys, there were seventeen mckeys, but this 184 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:12.040 would be ten mickeys, So yeah, six and a half. Okay, 185 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:13.160 out of ten mickeys. 186 00:08:12.839 --> 00:08:14.720 I'll give it a seven out of ten mickeys. 187 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:16.639 Why would you beat me in the why? Why? 188 00:08:16.759 --> 00:08:18.319 Wow? I liked it better than you did. 189 00:08:18.360 --> 00:08:19.040 Did you like better? 190 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:20.720 You were to play? I could tell you were like 191 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:23.160 shutting down in that back half of that movie. 192 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:27.040 They could have ended it spoilers whatever you want to say. 193 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:31.279 And it's earlier, yes, yeah. 194 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:32.840 Twenty minutes earlier than what it really needed to be. 195 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:34.720 And then there's a sequence at the end that did 196 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:35.720 not need to be there. 197 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:39.240 It was just there. Robert Pattinson did his Batman voice 198 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:41.000 for one of the mickeys, one of the clones, and 199 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:47.799 then he did a kind of nasily which yeah, yeah, 200 00:08:47.840 --> 00:08:48.360 I got. 201 00:08:50.519 --> 00:08:52.480 Everyone we talked to. I mean you're talking about this 202 00:08:52.639 --> 00:08:56.159 everyone has. The actors. They did a great job. All 203 00:08:56.200 --> 00:08:58.399 the actors were incredible. I thought that was great. It's 204 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:01.879 just the back half of that movie slowed the f down. Now. 205 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:05.000 I don't want to see Parasite because this the director. 206 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:08.000 Well that's a slower move. What's his name, Bong June Hoe. 207 00:09:08.200 --> 00:09:11.440 Bong June Hoe probably is a slow ass director and 208 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:12.360 doesn't like to have. 209 00:09:12.519 --> 00:09:17.039 No there's a sense of sense. There's there's a you 210 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:19.120 gotta be slow for slow, and then there's just okay, 211 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:23.320 this is a little this is just long more than anything. Yeah, 212 00:09:23.320 --> 00:09:24.360 the performances were good. 213 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:27.159 Mark Rufflow with those fake teeth was hilarious. Yeah, those 214 00:09:27.159 --> 00:09:28.000 were definitely fake teeth. 215 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:32.279 Right, I don't know, because sometimes you're like, is that vaneers? 216 00:09:32.559 --> 00:09:35.600 Is that not Veneers? It looks crazy when you see 217 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:37.759 people like right before they get veneers, where they break 218 00:09:37.799 --> 00:09:41.360 your teeth, you gotta whittle them down. No, it's Gary Capital, 219 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:43.080 like you see what the teeth looked like before they 220 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:44.159 put the Veneers. 221 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:45.399 On remember the story that saw Us and Rose did 222 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:47.600 last year about the all the Veneers in Atlanta and 223 00:09:47.679 --> 00:09:49.960 how the one doctor got sued for like millions of dollars. 224 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:52.080 So it wasn't really a doctor. He just it wasn't 225 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:56.440 really identist like teeth he got a license to just yeah, yeah, 226 00:09:58.200 --> 00:10:01.200 and let me just put these in here. So yeah, which, 227 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:03.000 all right, So you like the seven six and a half? 228 00:10:03.240 --> 00:10:04.279 Would you go see it again? 229 00:10:04.399 --> 00:10:04.480 No? 230 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:07.279 Is it a date movie? Because there was a couple 231 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:09.679 of couples there last night at the premiere. 232 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:12.360 I wouldn't say so. I would say there's other date 233 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:16.919 movies to see instead of this. But hey, tweet the 234 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:18.600 Who Stole a Movie For? You? 235 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:22.000 Like, who do you think performance? 236 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:25.360 I mean Robert Ptinson obviously, but he's the main character, right, 237 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:29.799 But I think that even Yun was good. Steven Yuan's 238 00:10:29.840 --> 00:10:32.360 kind of the same character and everything, but we talked 239 00:10:32.399 --> 00:10:35.840 to it less than away. If invincible, he's Mark and 240 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.279 invincible it's but that's okay. You don't need to have 241 00:10:38.320 --> 00:10:41.080 a voice every time you do a different project. Who 242 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:44.000 Stole a Movie for obviously Mark Ruffalo, probably Ruffalo, I 243 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:47.879 like the actual hippo alien thing stole the movie from 244 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:49.559 me because I thought it was gonna be dumb, and 245 00:10:49.559 --> 00:10:53.480 I was like, I'm for this alien to live. The creeper, 246 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:57.279 the creepers, that's what they called it. If you are 247 00:10:57.320 --> 00:10:59.840 looking for a more action movie, which or a blockbustering movie, 248 00:10:59.840 --> 00:11:02.720 this definitely isn't it. Yeah right, which doesn't say anything 249 00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:05.399 about it that's bad, But it's just that type of 250 00:11:05.519 --> 00:11:09.360 movie over a It's definitely a sci fi movie for sure. 251 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:11.080 Yeah, what did you said that last night? What do 252 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:11.360 you mean? 253 00:11:11.399 --> 00:11:15.360 Like it's just a science fiction and not action and 254 00:11:15.600 --> 00:11:19.240 you know, adventure. It is more let's have this idea 255 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:20.919 and explore it kind of like I think it's like 256 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:25.240 a it's like Time Traveler, the movie What the hell 257 00:11:25.320 --> 00:11:28.120 is his name? The guy that played as a memento 258 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:33.080 guy Pierce I've never seen. It's like he's a time 259 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:35.039 travel goes back in time and it's all these concepts 260 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:37.799 and really more just like learning about the concepts and 261 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:38.720 all that good stuff. 262 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:40.720 But what would be the concept of this the future? 263 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:42.440 Space travel or the fact that Earth. 264 00:11:42.279 --> 00:11:46.399 Cloning space travel, making a new planet, Yeah, all that 265 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:46.960 good stuff. 266 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:49.960 Look at you. 267 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:53.000 I pick up on themes, you know, I'm pretty good. 268 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:54.759 Give me a music cue. I got you. There also 269 00:11:54.799 --> 00:11:57.519 wasn't any really good music in the movie, which I 270 00:11:57.519 --> 00:11:59.919 think for me, for me are they kind of like 271 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:01.960 gives it bonus points if there is a good use 272 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:05.600 of music, like the trailer had the hey mickey, obviously 273 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:09.039 that's for a trailer. That's for a trailer. Yeah, you're right. 274 00:12:09.080 --> 00:12:10.840 There really wasn't a lot of scoring in this movie 275 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:11.519 as far. 276 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:13.679 As I remember, or it wasn't memorable. 277 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:15.600 Well, the best thing about the movie though, last night 278 00:12:15.639 --> 00:12:16.639 was the guy sitting next to. 279 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:17.519 Me fell asleep. 280 00:12:17.639 --> 00:12:19.879 He was literally a chair between us, and I could 281 00:12:19.960 --> 00:12:20.840 hear him snoring. 282 00:12:21.039 --> 00:12:23.240 Well, you were gonna bet me that if you're gonna 283 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:24.679 fall asleep during the movie. I was like, well, that's 284 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:26.720 a false bet because you could just close your eyes 285 00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:27.360 and go to sleep. 286 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:28.919 You know. I told if I was really going to 287 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:31.360 fall asleep with the guy next to me, because I thought. 288 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:35.159 You put that reclined. Those recliners were loud, it were 289 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:37.399 I was like, the guy actually just went down like 290 00:12:37.399 --> 00:12:40.320 two degrees and went bomb bom. What happened? 291 00:12:40.679 --> 00:12:43.600 That silver Spring regal is rough. It's a little rough, 292 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:46.159 off rough or off? Okay, those guys. One of those 293 00:12:46.159 --> 00:12:47.919 guys ask us when we walked in. We had Apple pay. 294 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:51.240 We were trying to like buy sell us something Apple pay. 295 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:53.279 You didn't hear those dudes you got some apple Pay. 296 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:55.240 I was like, what what do you mean? 297 00:12:55.399 --> 00:12:57.559 What do you mean you want to give me money pay? 298 00:12:57.600 --> 00:12:59.440 I don't know. I think he was trying to scam us. 299 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:03.360 And then the guy at the taco bell. Yeah, no, no, no, no, 300 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:05.159 the other guy, not that guy. The other guy, the 301 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:07.039 guy that had the scooter. You saw him give the 302 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:09.000 big guy something. You didn't see that when we were 303 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:11.360 standing there. It looked like you either passed some drugs 304 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:14.440 or passing the money. Oh you didn't notice that? No, Oh, 305 00:13:14.519 --> 00:13:15.240 I was looking at you. 306 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:17.039 Baby, eyes are only for you. 307 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:22.759 Well, we're gonna go to that I'm a brain freeze. 308 00:13:23.559 --> 00:13:25.200 We're gonna go back that taco about cantina. 309 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:30.120 Don't worry, really, I don't know that. That cantina guy 310 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:32.559 a lot worse than when we first went to that cantina. 311 00:13:33.279 --> 00:13:35.240 Well, you also ordered the mini crunch rau. 312 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:40.240 I'm saying employees wise, they only had two employees three 313 00:13:40.399 --> 00:13:41.399 third one No. 314 00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:43.320 Four was that one woman that was in the back. 315 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:46.720 There was three making food, and then the guy was 316 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:48.080 telling the times fast food. 317 00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:48.679 Isn't fast anymore. 318 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:53.360 You know what I'm saying, because now everything's got to 319 00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:58.120 be done to perfection. It's true. Oh no, no, yes, 320 00:13:58.600 --> 00:13:59.519 we had the breakfast. 321 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:02.279 Yeah, but it's the same. 322 00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:05.440 Where can I get a get ooh, Panera? 323 00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:07.679 If you want? Oh you want a soup? 324 00:14:08.440 --> 00:14:11.080 Tell you said? All right there, baby, I kind of 325 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:13.159 want to soup and salad, soup and sandwich. 326 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:16.320 Super cookie, super cool, super and bagels. 327 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:19.360 Can I get two soups? 328 00:14:19.799 --> 00:14:22.120 I mean, if you want, you can get whatever. You 329 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:25.240 get two soups like put in one bread ball, mix 330 00:14:25.320 --> 00:14:27.720 them up. Let me see what happens. I want to 331 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:30.879 make my super soup and have a good time. My god, 332 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:34.279 I'm not here for a bad time, not here for 333 00:14:34.279 --> 00:14:35.960 a long time, but I'm here for a soup time. 334 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:39.320 Nice you be named the podcast soup Time. I'm not 335 00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:41.000 here for a long time, but I'm Your first title 336 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:43.279 of this podcast is Eric uses tattoo to flirt. 337 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:46.039 That's what you said the other day on that time 338 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:47.320 on intern Johnny More. 339 00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:52.360 Fine, never let me have any fun once you make descriptions. 340 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:56.399 And I just said the time we wanted the super 341 00:14:56.639 --> 00:14:58.279 hear something in the distance that needs to break up 342 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:02.519 this tension. That's romantic. You know what I'm saying, because it's. 343 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:06.559 For some me's got action. 344 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:15.200 Stop stop. Sometimes you're like, I don't know, stop, I 345 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:19.519 don't know. All right, I don't need so they don't 346 00:15:19.559 --> 00:15:21.879 turn us off. But this is where we read actual 347 00:15:21.960 --> 00:15:25.519 misconnections from Washington, DC dot Craigslist dot org slash m. 348 00:15:25.559 --> 00:15:29.320 I asked, see who's freaky or is it NAC Maryland 349 00:15:29.519 --> 00:15:32.240 or Virginia? Are going to refresh it now? Eric, you 350 00:15:32.279 --> 00:15:33.279 get to go first. 351 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:36.360 Because I'm gonna go there later. Whole Food's, Rockville, Whole Foods. 352 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:39.279 You were at the Whole Foods in north and as 353 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:41.799 a grabbing coffee with your pup. I was a slim 354 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:45.879 guy chatting you up l O L peak got love 355 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:46.639 the rock? 356 00:15:46.679 --> 00:15:47.360 Did you write that? 357 00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:49.840 No, it was two hours ago. I was here working. 358 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:50.720 You sure about that? 359 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:51.960 I don't know if I was working. 360 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:56.120 Two cats are the best in Arlington, so I've heard. 361 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:59.080 I want to find out for myself. Are two cats 362 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:03.679 the best? Help me? I can help too? By Sausage House. 363 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:06.919 All right, there's also enough cats though. 364 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:07.600 All right? 365 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:12.120 Girl at Heist DC bar top Saturday night near closing. Ooh, 366 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:14.320 I met a girl at Heist DC on Saturday, very 367 00:16:14.440 --> 00:16:18.320 late at night. We locked eyes and I felt like destiny. 368 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:20.960 She said she liked me, but we got kicked out 369 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:22.919 because of bar closing before I can get any information 370 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:25.600 about her. Washington, d C. If you're going to Heist 371 00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:28.240 you also go to Public Bar or Soft House as well. 372 00:16:28.639 --> 00:16:31.600 I worked at Public Bar and Soft House is our 373 00:16:31.639 --> 00:16:36.840 sister bar. Part of the actually down go down right there? 374 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:38.960 You go that block right there, I mean that's right there, 375 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:39.759 and this is right now. 376 00:16:39.799 --> 00:16:42.759 No, Heist is right here, Heist is right there, Public 377 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:43.960 and soft House is right there. 378 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:46.799 I mean the circle's right there. Yeah, and you get okay, 379 00:16:47.080 --> 00:16:54.320 just next one circle. Need a massage? Mail to mail. 380 00:16:55.320 --> 00:16:58.320 I'm Asian and my body needs a good m as 381 00:16:58.519 --> 00:17:05.640 s a g E tell me your location massage in Suitland. 382 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:06.400 That's your area. 383 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:07.400 Counter. 384 00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:10.839 Oh what do you tell me? What you want? Baby? 385 00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:11.640 What do you want? 386 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:14.400 And what enchantress dom? 387 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:15.920 That's what you want? All right? 388 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:20.279 Blazing my own trailer, Washing d C. Dutchess, short red 389 00:17:20.319 --> 00:17:23.920 hair and one of a kind charm no copycat can match, 390 00:17:24.160 --> 00:17:28.559 can match. There's the phone number. Love is blind button marriage. 391 00:17:28.960 --> 00:17:30.200 That's a brutal wake up call. 392 00:17:30.440 --> 00:17:34.160 What okay should call it? Oh? Enchantris dominion? I have 393 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:38.359 v not p hmm what does that mean? I don't 394 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:41.400 know what you call it. No, we didn't call it. 395 00:17:42.119 --> 00:17:46.880 I saw to back door needs attention tonight and love 396 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:51.599 Itsville the hell? Oh it's past Leesburg. 397 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:52.519 That's in the middle. 398 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:57.319 That's practically West Virginia right there. Forty five white man 399 00:17:57.319 --> 00:18:00.839 here back door needs attention tonight. You know creepers getting 400 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:02.640 in there. You don't want those, you've seen them creepers? 401 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:04.200