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Speaker 4: Slash podcast Taco shows the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Speaker 4: The highlights and unfortunately the low lights that stood out
Speaker 4: this past week in the vast sea we called humanity.
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Speaker 6: Come on, do it all right?
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Speaker 5: It ready for me to sift through this bad stack first,
Speaker 5: and then a couple of more upbeat, feel good stories
Speaker 5: before you really bring it home with the Good News
Speaker 5: Network there that she'll uh.
Speaker 6: Literally rip the headlines from You see me, I know
Speaker 6: I gotta open it.
Speaker 4: You see me shaking my head because I know there
Speaker 4: was a lot of Unfortunately, like every week, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of.
Speaker 6: Bad news for the bad news side of it.
Speaker 5: Well, things started off bad earlier in the week last
Speaker 5: weekend the homecoming weekend shooting at Tuskegee University, where twelve
Speaker 5: people were shot, one ended up dying and no arrest.
Speaker 6: Had been made. Yeah that in Alabama.
Speaker 5: Then we went right into the situation where two people
Speaker 5: sleeping in a tent off of John Young Parkway were
Speaker 5: seriously hurt after the tent was intentionally set on fire
Speaker 5: by somebody.
Speaker 4: We were talking about that the morning that it happened.
Speaker 4: Right after it happened, lady ran out saying.
Speaker 1: I'm on fire, I'm on fire, I'm on fire.
Speaker 5: So it was another individual in the tent. I've been looking,
Speaker 5: haven't seen anything indicating there's been an arrest of a
Speaker 5: suspect in that yet either.
Speaker 6: It's like a homss encampment, though, are you no?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: What happened was wrong.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, I don't think they're gonna find anybody, you know,
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody's coming forward.
Speaker 6: How about at three o'clock in the morning. That's why thanks.
Speaker 5: Police in Seattle have arrested a suspect who went on
Speaker 5: a daylight stabbing spree, seriously injuring five people. In this
Speaker 5: individual Roland Lee. He's a thirty seven year old charged
Speaker 5: with first degree assaults and also is thought to be
Speaker 5: responsible for several other just random stabbings dating back quite
Speaker 5: a while.
Speaker 6: These people that are just out there roaming around.
Speaker 4: Amongst us right there, let's just crack into a Bob
Speaker 4: World order and take the guy. Take care of the
Speaker 4: guy right now where hey put him straight in jail
Speaker 4: or on the island with all the sickos, you know,
Speaker 4: the child lesters and that throw him on the island too.
Speaker 6: You're walking around stabbing people.
Speaker 5: Four people arrested after armed robbery at a graveside memorial
Speaker 5: service in Lakeland.
Speaker 6: Including a seventeen year old boy.
Speaker 4: How nice, hey, how many more of these bad stories?
Speaker 6: We have just one more to bury. Pit bull story.
Speaker 4: Oh this is a doozy. You may have seen him
Speaker 4: on the news yesterday. The poor owner who lost his dog,
Speaker 4: his family's little Yorkshire terrier huh, that the family loved,
Speaker 4: was killed by a pit bull that was on the
Speaker 4: loose as the owner was walking the little guy. Here
Speaker 4: comes this pit bull and I think there is another
Speaker 4: dog that had gotten loose, a boxer or something. With
Speaker 4: the pit bull, they attack the much smaller animal that
Speaker 4: The owner does everything he can to fight the pit
Speaker 4: bull offid He tussled with this thing for like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Even neighbors were like, this was the sweetest little dog,
Speaker 4: and you see it. The dog is about the size
Speaker 4: of a football. Yeah, it's the size of like shack shoe.
Speaker 4: If that the dog obviously was killed. The man now
Speaker 4: is left with needing several surgeries to repair the damage
Speaker 4: done by the pit Bull tape, He's like he's still alive.
Speaker 4: I was gonna point that out. I know somebody, and
Speaker 4: so do you. Lt When when her dog was getting
Speaker 4: attacked by a raccoon, she got in the middle, and
Speaker 4: she even says, I regret doing that. If your dog
Speaker 4: is in a fight with another dog, find the nearest
Speaker 4: hose and spray them off. I'm telling you, if you
Speaker 4: spray him, usually it'll make them separate. I know it's
Speaker 4: hard to think of that when it's happening, but if
Speaker 4: you know what ahead.
Speaker 6: Of time, even a hose nearby. Yeah, exactly, and it's
Speaker 6: a pit.
Speaker 5: The pit bull, by the way, now is on a
Speaker 5: mandatory ten day quarantine according to Animal Control.
Speaker 4: I'm the pit bull advocate on the show, and I
Speaker 4: think that I don't think you need quarant Garantine needs
Speaker 4: to go to Sorry. I thought it was all how
Speaker 4: you splitter down? And again I am the advocate, All right,
Speaker 4: what do you have?
Speaker 6: Mentioned this?
Speaker 5: Earlier in the week, Good Job operators of the new
Speaker 5: Disney Treasure Cruise ship, while on their way to Port
Speaker 5: Canaveral for their first voyage, picked up a stranded family
Speaker 5: of four out in the middle of the ocean. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that was cool getting them to say, I guess that
Speaker 5: makes them their first passengers on the boat. Actual, technically right.
Speaker 6: The footage on that was cool. I didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 5: A guy from Arkansas named Dylan McKay rescued an abandoned
Speaker 5: golden doodle on the side of the road that was
Speaker 5: stranded and close to death. The dog was in such
Speaker 5: bad shape and needed a surgery that cost over ten
Speaker 5: thousand dollars. He and his fiance Emily, cut into their
Speaker 5: wedding fund to make it happen. Seriously, Yeah, pow, so,
Speaker 5: I guess they now have a new member of their household.
Speaker 4: He gets a pal. But I'm sure there's gonna be
Speaker 4: a gofund me. I would hope to help out with that,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm getting at.
Speaker 5: A mom in Texas named Elise Olga Tree We've talked
Speaker 5: about her before, has reclaimed her world record for the
Speaker 5: largest donation of breast milk one individual.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I had all Denise in the milk. I just
Speaker 6: saw it.
Speaker 5: But yeah, do you want to I'll leave it to
Speaker 5: you to finish it up there if you like, Hey, Denise,
Speaker 5: well done. Oh you don't want to give the stats
Speaker 5: or anything. You don't have any of those? Right, well done.
Speaker 4: I just have a headline about Denise well done with
Speaker 4: the movie milk.
Speaker 5: Pal given credit for seven hundred gallons, although she claims
Speaker 5: the actual amount is probably closer to one thousand.
Speaker 6: How can you do that? You gotta have really big boobs.
Speaker 4: I think, no, I think you just have to stay
Speaker 4: giving births all the time.
Speaker 6: Stay milky.
Speaker 4: I mean, do you do like if I was a cat,
Speaker 4: could you I'm kidding, would you milk me? Faulkner or
Speaker 4: Falker anywhere?
Speaker 6: Sorry? I had to. I don't know.
Speaker 5: How even gonna attempt to say that. It's uh, seven
Speaker 5: forty eight in the morning.
Speaker 6: I do not need the FCC preparing a two hundred
Speaker 6: and fifty thousand dollars we're talking about the reading card.
Speaker 4: I don't know how, honestly, any doctors that are listening,
Speaker 4: because I know we have a couple, believe it or.
Speaker 6: Not, thousand gallons of breast bullets.
Speaker 4: No, no, how you can continue to produce unless you
Speaker 4: have like fifty kids. I thought you had to have
Speaker 4: a kid in stock Oh my god, I just can't even.
Speaker 6: Talk without messing something up. But I tell you what.
Speaker 4: The good news network. We're going to visit right now,
Speaker 4: some author, I don't care. Author, lady for us, can
Speaker 4: you get this quality fair in Orlando, Florida. Go ahead,
Speaker 4: up and down the dial, give it a whirl. This
Speaker 4: is like a chef inspired meal.
Speaker 6: Let's go. Farmers use bees.
Speaker 4: Gets What these farmers use bees for looks like a
Speaker 4: farmer over in I think Zimbabwe or something. They use
Speaker 4: bees to deter elephants from romping over crops.
Speaker 6: They say it's a win, win for all.
Speaker 4: I don't know how that would be a win for
Speaker 4: the elephants, but I guess because their their skin is
Speaker 4: so thick that a bee can't penetrate it. But it's
Speaker 4: a swarm scares them, maybe because their ears. Maybe they
Speaker 4: have sense and beer. I mean, they're afraid of mice.
Speaker 4: Elephants are kind of pussies.
Speaker 6: Uh oh.
Speaker 4: Thousands of circular homes are surviving hurricanes across the US
Speaker 4: thanks to a North Carolina company. So we have hope
Speaker 4: here in Florida that we're gonna maybe have some homes
Speaker 4: that withstand the hurricanes and and maybe insurance companies will
Speaker 4: come back.
Speaker 6: Wow, oh my gosh, Now that's dumb.
Speaker 4: That's about a bird all these British people are like
Speaker 4: hanging out in somebody's backyard because this bird came back
Speaker 4: after a hurricane.
Speaker 6: That's it's a wop. No, not like that, like not
Speaker 6: pow okay.
Speaker 4: Remarkably pat a sa slug found a Monterey Bays lightless
Speaker 4: depths is nicknamed mystery mollusc.
Speaker 6: People.
Speaker 4: We have a mystery mollusk mollusk amongst us. And now pow,
Speaker 4: we're gonna go to Notre Dame. Did you hear this one?
Speaker 4: You know you're Irish. Oh you don't know. Notre Dame
Speaker 4: bells not only did Notre Dame football team, you know,
Speaker 4: beat somebody recently, forget who, but Notre Dame bells ring
Speaker 4: out for the first time in four years.
Speaker 6: You're not talking about the football team, it's Notre Dame.
Speaker 6: Oh whatever, not Trudame.
Speaker 4: Anyway, they ranked the bells rang for the first time
Speaker 4: in eight in four years. You missed the big part
Speaker 4: of that. That's for two of big Notre Dame. Oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, we got to close on this one. I
Speaker 4: have so much different stuff with bird watchers again and
Speaker 4: then warriors and all that.
Speaker 5: But we have a baby. Did learn it? Elephants or pussies.
Speaker 5: What are we gonna about Emu's.
Speaker 6: Baby emu orphan? They think, how cute that is.
Speaker 4: It's the thing that looks like an ostrich lives out
Speaker 4: in ner Ostine and several other places.
Speaker 6: Baby insurance commercials.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby Emu orphan is adopted by a chicken,
Speaker 4: said an unexpected A lot of paperwork involved with that,
Speaker 4: they said, an unexpected mother. Hen turned teacher. She's got
Speaker 4: to teach the EMU to be like this is gonna
Speaker 4: be the first balking emuck.
Speaker 5: Had.
Speaker 6: That hurt my throat.
Speaker 4: Good luck my little Emu and Mama Hen. Thank you,
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