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<v Speaker 1>Remember how to play this this game I do. It's called, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be a pig? A peg into the studio? Where

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<v Speaker 1>did that come from? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Where all these pig drops coming from?

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<v Speaker 1>The name of the game is don't be a Pig.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get three of you on the phone, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you some clues, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you're, you're, you're, You're gonna be led to believe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for something dirty. Chili's bad at this Chili's

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<v Speaker 1>bad at this game.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for a word, and I'm gonna give you,

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<v Speaker 2>guys clues. Why don't we let Chili go first so

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<v Speaker 2>that we can get rid of the fact that he

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<v Speaker 2>is probably not He's not good at this Chili, Chili,

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<v Speaker 2>don't think dirty things. I got That's all I think about. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>your first clue, I can make you, Oh that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>A virgin? What I can make you? A virgin? A bartender?

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<v Speaker 1>That was my guess as well. Yeah, virgin margarita, virgin drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta winter jack. God, that's proof my alcoholism pays off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's proof that you can get this on one clue.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, Chili, Thank you. I appreciate that's my twin

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<v Speaker 2>brother right there. I should okay, wrong order. I should

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<v Speaker 2>have given you this one first. If I if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't give me your tip, I'm disappointed, Bitty. But you

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<v Speaker 2>would have probably gone waitress on that and I would

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<v Speaker 2>have said no, and then I should have gone. When

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<v Speaker 2>I give it to you straight up, it's neat. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's neat, and then I can make you a virgin.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that was the Okay, different order. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make check my order. But Chili, it takes

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<v Speaker 2>nothing away from you done. I'm getting it done.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. That's how you win. Don't be a pig,

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<v Speaker 1>and you get.

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<v Speaker 2>Through first, and you get one clue and you get

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<v Speaker 2>it okay. I showed out to work today. It is

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<v Speaker 2>seven two, one two five nine four five. Give me

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<v Speaker 2>three callers. I might only need one of you Ryan

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<v Speaker 2>Show on ninety four five, but I'm giving.

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<v Speaker 1>Away tickets to buzz Fest. We're gonna play. Don't be

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<v Speaker 1>a pig.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't be a pig.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Chili out of the gate, Boom goes the dynamite. First clue.

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<v Speaker 2>He did line me up three people today. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>think people can do what he did.

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<v Speaker 1>Dwayne, Good morning, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to UH.

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<v Speaker 2>The name of the game is don't be a pig.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for a word. It's not dirty, and Chili

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<v Speaker 2>just showed you how to get it done. That one

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<v Speaker 2>clue might get it done. All right, all right, I

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<v Speaker 2>need a word, Dwayne. Your first clue is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's weird when it's coming from me. When I

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<v Speaker 1>say these things, I'm uncomfortable, very uncomfortable. Dwayne. I can

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<v Speaker 1>keep you up all night. Don't there'll be a pig, Dwen,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't mean me this thing that I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>I can keep you up all night, Dwayne Kato. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not a bad answer, dude, not a bad answer, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's the wrong answer. We got to think about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I answer written down.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really interesting? Am I making this game too easy?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we're just good today, Dwayne. I'm sorry. David. David

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<v Speaker 1>is up next? Hi, David, Hi, rud Hi David. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to UH. The game that's called don't be a pig?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, don't be a pick?

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<v Speaker 2>Got your pig?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know that yet, David. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You get two clues now, The first clue is I

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<v Speaker 2>can keep you up all night. Next clue is, ugh, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds so bad. When I'm almost ready, I start to drip, disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, what what what is it? Coffee? What did

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<v Speaker 1>you write down on the first clue? You wrote back down?

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote down coffee as well, obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hey, whoa whoa, whoa hey, it is corect coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>David, I'm clue number two. You got it today. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>too easy to you, guys. I'm so too good to you. Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Were a sharp, No, you're not sharp, dull, maybe Stallard

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<v Speaker 2>sharp than we've ever been before. David sharp, David, You're

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<v Speaker 2>just one. Congratulations, thank you. I can keep you up

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<v Speaker 2>all night. When I'm almost ready, I start to drip

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<v Speaker 2>some like Alex like it as dark as you can get.

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<v Speaker 2>Alex does like the black coffee over there.

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<v Speaker 1>David, you're the winner.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you some tickets to go see Come

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<v Speaker 2>join us at Buzzfest on Saturday, May twenty fourth, out

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<v Speaker 2>at the Woodlands. All right, awesome, all right, Poor Paul

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<v Speaker 2>raims over there and never even got on the show. Paul, Sorry, Paul,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't even get to you don't even get the

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<v Speaker 2>clues because David stole your tickets.