WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:17.039 You're watching Chewing the Cud. 2 00:00:17.519 --> 00:00:20.039 We've missed Kinsman and Mike Ben in Rome. 3 00:00:21.239 --> 00:00:23.280 Do you remember when William Shatner World course it. 4 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:27.920 No, I'm not as old as you, rude. 5 00:00:28.039 --> 00:00:31.280 It is very ruly. Hello, welcome to Chewing the Cards. 6 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:35.000 You're always horrible to me. You are not always horrible. 7 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:39.920 Absolutely are horrible if you think about like last year, right, 8 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:43.439 I was nice to here for about thirty seconds. 9 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:48.280 I suffer. I genuinely I suffer. What have we got 10 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:49.439 for us this week, Mike? 11 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:53.039 If you don't enjoy it, well, this week I've got 12 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:55.520 a story that I can relate to. And then we 13 00:00:55.560 --> 00:00:58.880 get all scientific in that science that is ooh, and. 14 00:00:58.799 --> 00:01:00.640 We even have a game to play, in our game 15 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:03.000 of the week. But on screen now you can see 16 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:06.200 our social media contact infoe just look for at the 17 00:01:06.239 --> 00:01:07.040 Cud TV. 18 00:01:08.719 --> 00:01:10.519 And as the names of people who have dropped us 19 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:13.000 a lang all on the bottom of the screen. We 20 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:15.439 ignore the fact that we've got a dog licking a vagina, 21 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:25.959 and we go over to mister the show business. 22 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:28.079 Is it ready for the show biz? 23 00:01:28.159 --> 00:01:30.439 What if I said no? What if I with draw consent, 24 00:01:31.519 --> 00:01:34.280 Well we wouldn't have much of a show, Okay, I 25 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:35.359 suppose I have to say, yes. 26 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:38.040 Well, I've got some very interesting things. 27 00:01:38.760 --> 00:01:40.280 Okay, So. 28 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:47.280 Billie eilishh we've spoken about her before. She was a 29 00:01:47.280 --> 00:01:51.680 little bit coy about being asked about sexuality. 30 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:55.000 And it wasn't a surprise to me when when she 31 00:01:55.079 --> 00:01:56.079 answered the question. 32 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:59.519 Well, no, she did kind of make that point, didn't 33 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:04.519 She was like, didn't you know? And it's nobody's business 34 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:06.120 but her own, un as she wants it to be. 35 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:09.560 And she's been quite vocal about that since, saying that 36 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:14.400 she felt very annoyed that people were interested about that 37 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:16.680 and how they were interested about that, and the pressures 38 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:22.560 about it all. However, now it is out there, she's quite. 39 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:28.719 Vocal, she's opened somewhat, she's bloomed as whole bloom artist. 40 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:34.560 Well, it's all out there now. Yes, we've spoken another 41 00:02:34.560 --> 00:02:38.520 week about her new song that's from her third album, 42 00:02:38.719 --> 00:02:41.159 which she's not gonna The interesting thing for me, she's 43 00:02:41.159 --> 00:02:43.759 not going to release any singles from this album, just 44 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:48.360 releasing the album, so that is going to be out 45 00:02:48.439 --> 00:02:50.719 there there. 46 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:53.159 She is looking at it very chirpy. 47 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:57.960 Well, she's getting quite gothy but sophisticated in billy stylish. 48 00:02:58.599 --> 00:02:59.599 Wednesday Adams. 49 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:07.719 Yes, absolutely, well as sylish as she looks now. The 50 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:10.840 way she's talking about things to confirm that she is 51 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:16.639 Lisbion is, well, I can't say it. 52 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:18.039 What's she saying? 53 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:22.240 There? You go, why can't you see it? Because it's 54 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:27.199 very explicit, and I'm a gentleman. I don't use such language. 55 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:29.879 You're not pointed out what I'm supposed to be reading, 56 00:03:29.919 --> 00:03:30.199 because this. 57 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:31.240 Just like facts. 58 00:03:33.159 --> 00:03:40.319 Well, her new song Lunch is very explicit in its language, 59 00:03:40.919 --> 00:03:43.520 and she said that she wrote it before even doing 60 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:47.000 anything with a girl and then wrote the rest after. Okay, 61 00:03:47.919 --> 00:03:50.479 she's been in love with girls her whole life, but 62 00:03:50.599 --> 00:03:54.080 she just didn't understand until last year that she just 63 00:03:57.000 --> 00:04:00.520 I'm so sorry, wanted her face and a vagina. 64 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:06.479 Okay, NaN's not watching. It's okay, by none might be watching. 65 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:12.240 She's dead. They're both they're both long long dead. But yeah, 66 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:15.319 it's she's she's not pulling any punches, is she. She's 67 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:16.759 just laying it all out there. 68 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:20.240 She's not laying it all out there. No, No, she's 69 00:04:20.279 --> 00:04:21.160 a bit like this, Doug. 70 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:28.879 Yeah, that's I think that Pug might be called Billy. Yeah, 71 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:30.480 it's it's really going to town. 72 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:34.920 Isn't it after the lips at the minute, so's Billy. 73 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:42.600 I'm so sorry, but yeah, it's we We don't go 74 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:44.439 for her explicit language on this show. 75 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:50.079 This show is ninety. 76 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:58.360 Yeah basically anyway. The third album will be released on 77 00:04:58.399 --> 00:04:59.399 the seventeenth of May. 78 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:01.199 Okay, cool, not long to wait at all? 79 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:04.000 That Nope, not as long at all. Moving on to 80 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:12.560 other news. We haven't got long to wait for Eurovision yeay. 81 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:16.040 So I think that Eurovision is very much like a 82 00:05:16.079 --> 00:05:20.160 first date. You build up to all this excitement, you 83 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:23.800 get ready, you have a couple of drinks, and then 84 00:05:24.079 --> 00:05:26.800 it comes within thirty seconds and you're massively disappointed. 85 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:32.600 What a misery. I love it. It's great. 86 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:34.879 It's great until the very end, when you're watching us 87 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:35.639 slowly droop. 88 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:41.879 Well, that is like a first date for you, isn't it. Yeah? 89 00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:45.319 I love it. I am difficult working in my world. 90 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:46.959 I'm usually very hammered. 91 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.920 Why the writing erections wherever I go. 92 00:05:54.600 --> 00:06:02.639 I love Eurovision all that. I love the Eurovision. The 93 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:05.279 only problem is I tend to get absolutely hammered by 94 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:07.519 the time of scoring happens. So that whole thing about 95 00:06:07.560 --> 00:06:10.959 feeling disappointed about how well England I've accepted that the 96 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:14.079 UK is always going to do awful, so I'm not a. 97 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:16.160 Part from the town. We didn't win but still managed 98 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:16.879 to host it. 99 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:20.319 Well, yes, but we we did all right. Came second then, 100 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:22.759 but I think that's because of the politics as well. 101 00:06:22.839 --> 00:06:25.079 I always believe that the person that comes seconds is 102 00:06:25.079 --> 00:06:25.480 the winner. 103 00:06:27.920 --> 00:06:29.839 Again, we're not talking about your sex life. 104 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:31.519 I was referring to a date. 105 00:06:32.439 --> 00:06:38.160 Hmm. Anyway, the news about eurovisions, we're rapidly coming up 106 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:42.079 to it happening. The odds if you are you a 107 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:47.399 betting person, not really well, I mean I put money 108 00:06:47.439 --> 00:06:51.920 on the lottery m that's might still the wallow in it. 109 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:56.000 That's more of a raffle than really like betting on 110 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:58.759 the outcome or something, because you think you might have 111 00:06:58.800 --> 00:07:03.600 an insight on which horse is doing well and healthy. Anyway, anyway, 112 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:08.319 the reason the what do you call them bookies? They 113 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:12.680 are improving the odds on all the gay entrance or 114 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:19.279 the LGBT entrance in apart from Russia. They're not all gay, 115 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:24.800 they're very all gay friendly. But no, these particular entrants, 116 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:29.360 our own Olio Alexander as well. It's not Bim and e. No, 117 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:34.759 this I've heard the track for this one. It's going 118 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:42.639 to be the anti anti Brexiteers anthem Europapa. It's have heard, yeah, 119 00:07:42.680 --> 00:07:45.160 it's if you ever get the chance to Its definitely 120 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:49.720 the Camp Stupid entry of this year, apart from another 121 00:07:49.720 --> 00:07:53.560 one called rint In from Croatia, which is also kind 122 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:57.920 of a banging, rave anthem, but very stupid lyrics. The 123 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:03.120 lyrics are daft, stupid lyric Well. The video for Europapa 124 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:05.439 and that, if it's in any indication about what's going 125 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:09.879 to happen with the live performance, that's going to be 126 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:17.360 the big Camp hit. It's just freaking daft. Oliex Alexander. 127 00:08:17.639 --> 00:08:21.639 I have loved Oli Alexander for years and years. 128 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:25.040 Well, he's a bit of a dish. And if you've 129 00:08:25.040 --> 00:08:27.480 heard the song Dizzy, it's it's not bad. It's a 130 00:08:27.480 --> 00:08:32.000 bit of a banger, it's all right. The odds for them, though, 131 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:34.919 are not looking good. He's only twelve favorite to win, 132 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:39.279 so twelve. Let's go on to a different topic before 133 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:43.679 this is completely derailed by my co host here, so 134 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:50.240 a little a little fashion for you. The Olympics twenty 135 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:54.240 twenty four in Paris are coming up and they have 136 00:08:54.519 --> 00:09:01.279 released the British uniform. Oh now, I'll not bother you 137 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:06.879 with all the different looks and stuff like this. It'll 138 00:09:05.519 --> 00:09:08.480 be it'll be white. And there's been a lot of 139 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:13.159 fuss recently about fashion houses releasing the Union Jack flag 140 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:17.120 in a stylistic way because apparently that's not patriotic and 141 00:09:17.279 --> 00:09:19.679 might be a little bit too woke. That was from 142 00:09:19.799 --> 00:09:22.240 Kiss Starmer, who could jog on? 143 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:25.360 He's having to try and plead towards the right. 144 00:09:25.799 --> 00:09:30.879 Yeah, but just to give you a taste, shall we 145 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:31.799 have a look at Tom Daily? 146 00:09:32.039 --> 00:09:34.679 Is this just a way of looking at a twink 147 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:35.720 in a swimming costume? 148 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:38.679 Absolutely it is. Can we have a look at the twink? Please? 149 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:40.799 There we go. 150 00:09:42.399 --> 00:09:45.240 Oh what I never like about Tom Daily in the 151 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:48.279 swimming trunks is they always smooth his area in posts? 152 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:51.600 Well they have to. Well why, I will tell you 153 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:51.960 for why. 154 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:54.399 At the Olympics it's there, you can see it. Hello. 155 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:58.759 They they have to wear them two sizes smaller than 156 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:02.000 they should do, and and Tom Daily does handily tell 157 00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:04.840 us about this. We've always been working on the fit 158 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:07.759 and the material to make sure they're as comfy as possible. 159 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:10.440 I don't think that's true when they're that tight so 160 00:10:10.519 --> 00:10:13.279 that we can perform at our best. For diving, you 161 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:15.600 want to make sure that everything's in place and that 162 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:19.120 you don't need anything going awry, especially when you're spinning around. 163 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:22.159 You hit the water at thirty five miles per hour, 164 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:26.440 so you don't need anything in weird places. Basically, you 165 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:28.720 don't want to chop your cock off when you're diving 166 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:29.919 into the water. 167 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:34.879 Dropping from bathtub of razor blades. 168 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:37.320 Chopping the cockoff is what if it got you know, 169 00:10:38.360 --> 00:10:45.240 slipped out the side, slipped side in them. But that's 170 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:47.000 the point. You've got a were room tight. 171 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:49.440 What I'm saying is the fact that they are that tight. 172 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:52.879 When you're watching the Olympics right as I do all 173 00:10:52.919 --> 00:10:57.879 the time, you can see a definite imprint of people. 174 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:00.639 That's because he's hanging around the pool with the similarly 175 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:02.480 beautiful boarder here. 176 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:05.799 It's too smooth. They smooth it too. They actually smooth 177 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:11.399 it in pictures because it's otherwise it's it's porn. I 178 00:11:11.399 --> 00:11:12.960 can't wait to watch the wrestling. 179 00:11:12.559 --> 00:11:20.440 Again, the singlets anyway, that's everything from the show is nice. 180 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:22.919 And for those people are watching Olympics, I would recommend 181 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:24.320 watching Georgia in the Olympics. 182 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:29.679 Anyway, stick around because next it's Mike in the Buzz. 183 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:43.120 You're watching Chewing the Card with Mist and Mike. Now 184 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:47.360 let's go into the disgusting parts of the Internet. As 185 00:11:47.399 --> 00:11:59.519 it's Mike with the Buzz my search history, he said, 186 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:03.840 the discuss sting bits of the Internet. Wow, I look 187 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:10.919 at nothing but porn. What you're looking for is porn. 188 00:12:12.279 --> 00:12:18.240 I don't I google nice wholesome things. Wholesome, wholesome, wholesome 189 00:12:19.039 --> 00:12:21.919 one that might be a yeah on trains. 190 00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:25.960 Do you believe in ghosts? 191 00:12:27.240 --> 00:12:27.679 Yes? I do? 192 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:31.559 Oh good, this is handy. When have you Have you 193 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:34.679 ever heard a ghost? No, I haven't seen a ghost. 194 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:38.000 I think so, but not for definitely. You think you 195 00:12:38.080 --> 00:12:40.200 saw a ghost? Yeah, but not in a way that 196 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:43.639 I can go. Oh, ghosts are definitely real. I believe 197 00:12:43.759 --> 00:12:48.279 that there must be something, but I can't. I can't 198 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:51.399 put It'd be wrong of me to say his evidence, 199 00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:52.960 because nobody can really do that. 200 00:12:53.440 --> 00:12:56.320 Well. One man thought he could. Oh right, as he 201 00:12:56.399 --> 00:13:00.240 thought he could. Hear voices and sometimes people sing and 202 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:06.720 talking coming from his electric fan, so he would have 203 00:13:06.840 --> 00:13:09.279 his electric When it was warm, he'd pop his fan 204 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:12.960 on to cool him. To waft him a bit of 205 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:19.240 wafting wafted, and he could hear people talking and sometimes shouting, 206 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.879 sometimes music, sometimes singing. It's weird. 207 00:13:23.759 --> 00:13:26.440 It was the window not just open and distorting NELT 208 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:27.399 sounds from outside. 209 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:29.600 Nope, it was actually the fact it was a quite 210 00:13:29.720 --> 00:13:32.759 cheap fan and not very well insulated. And the way 211 00:13:32.799 --> 00:13:37.120 that we're going to bit that sciense radio waves right 212 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:40.320 were being transmitted by the by the fan because the 213 00:13:40.679 --> 00:13:42.799 coil inside was picking up a frequency of a radio 214 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:46.080 station and when it was on, it wasn't actually it 215 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:48.600 wasn't the blades making the noise. It was actually the 216 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:51.360 motor in the back picking up the radio waves. So 217 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:54.200 he thought he was growing slightly but raving mad. But 218 00:13:54.279 --> 00:13:57.879 it was actually the fan. Okay, it can happen with 219 00:13:57.960 --> 00:14:01.679 any electronic device if the electronics aren't very well insulated. 220 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:03.399 So we don't make that much in this country because 221 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:05.840 the regulations we've got, or within Europe because of the 222 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:06.600 same regulations. 223 00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:07.519 Because it breaks, it. 224 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:10.960 Happen and then but like in other parts of the 225 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:14.440 world where the regulations aren't that strong, they can actually 226 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:15.200 do this quite often. 227 00:14:15.519 --> 00:14:16.039 Wow. 228 00:14:16.240 --> 00:14:18.200 So yeah, if you're ever in a far f long country, 229 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:21.559 and you can hear somebody talking, maybe singing. Turn off 230 00:14:21.559 --> 00:14:25.000 your electrics. M don't turn off the electrics if there's 231 00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:25.519 a gas leak. 232 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:29.519 Yeah, now I think. I think when it comes to 233 00:14:29.960 --> 00:14:36.159 haunted things making noises, if they are electrical or or 234 00:14:36.279 --> 00:14:41.879 functional in some way, then that's less believable that it's 235 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:45.000 actually a spirit moving on. How do you deal with 236 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:50.919 creepy crawlies? It depends. Sometimes I freak out. Sometimes I'm 237 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:55.240 perfectly fine, like a spider move out savior that can 238 00:14:55.279 --> 00:15:02.360 be very humane. Sometimes I'm depends. There's no rhyme or 239 00:15:02.399 --> 00:15:03.039 reason to it. 240 00:15:03.399 --> 00:15:06.279 Okay, so we don't know how you're interact with a spider. 241 00:15:08.759 --> 00:15:12.039 If they're big and horrible and airy, you'll try and 242 00:15:12.120 --> 00:15:17.240 date them. I don't have a spider in there. Well, 243 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:22.480 if you're not a fan of a Racketd's right. There's 244 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:25.679 places that you shouldn't go on holiday because they've released 245 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:31.200 a map places where you can find the underwater Cannibal Spider. 246 00:15:32.799 --> 00:15:37.120 That's a horrible title. There is, Oh no, that would 247 00:15:37.159 --> 00:15:38.080 scare the hell out of me. 248 00:15:38.279 --> 00:15:41.120 We wouldn't say it. It's underwater, right, so it hangs 249 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:46.440 upside down underwater, right, and then we'll eat anything that moves. 250 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:47.200 That's upside down. 251 00:15:47.399 --> 00:15:51.320 Yes, that's the top of the water there, right, So 252 00:15:51.440 --> 00:15:53.360 if you look carefully, it's actually a bubble of air. 253 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:56.919 Then reason it doesn't drown, right, But it's actually upside down, 254 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:59.519 So that's the top. It hangs at the bottom. 255 00:15:59.720 --> 00:16:02.960 Yeah, it's like it's crawlinal ceiling and it's the surface 256 00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:03.919 of the water exactly. 257 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:06.279 And then something comes along and it goes I'll have amble. 258 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:12.159 And nibbles. Well that's ingenious but horrifying. Yes, that is 259 00:16:12.159 --> 00:16:13.559 a spider I would be scared of. 260 00:16:13.679 --> 00:16:15.559 Okay, So would you like to know when not to 261 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:16.720 go on holiday to see this? 262 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:20.159 Yes? Can I avoid it? Please? Okay? 263 00:16:20.799 --> 00:16:27.200 France, Germany, Switzerland, Slovenia, Europe. It's not a far flng 264 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:29.639 tropical because you think it's going to be a far from. 265 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:32.279 Well yeah, whenever I think about big scary spiders are 266 00:16:32.320 --> 00:16:36.360 usually thinking about Australia exactly freaking huge Europe. How big 267 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:39.000 is this bad boy? How big is this bad boy? 268 00:16:39.159 --> 00:16:41.960 That one? It's about that big. That's not a life 269 00:16:42.000 --> 00:16:44.559 stivee twitch, that's. 270 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:46.039 A lifesize picture of the spader. 271 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:50.080 Yeah, I think size has something to do. Yeah, people 272 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:55.440 say matters, especially when it comes to big, horrible airy things. 273 00:16:57.080 --> 00:17:00.399 So they're not yet in the UK by and I 274 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:03.000 use the word yet because they could come. 275 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:05.440 Is it a bit like the fire ants in Australia. 276 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:07.880 They're not supposed to be there, but they've got there 277 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:12.240 and now they're there, they're they're there. This global warming 278 00:17:12.359 --> 00:17:14.839 thing needs to be stopped warming. 279 00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:16.079 This is this is migration. 280 00:17:16.839 --> 00:17:19.839 Yeah, but isn't a lot of migration because of like 281 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:20.319 a lot. 282 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:23.480 Of Japanese not weed. It was brought over originally as 283 00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:26.720 a plant. Oh that's pretty. Now it's a pest and 284 00:17:26.759 --> 00:17:27.480 you get it in your guard. 285 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:32.839 The same with the ruddy squirrels, the ruddy squirrels, the 286 00:17:32.880 --> 00:17:34.119 gray squirrels, the gray squirrels. 287 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:37.720 Yeah, all squirrels, not all squirrels. But I don't like 288 00:17:37.720 --> 00:17:42.240 the look of the red ones. They're two tofty. And 289 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:46.319 if if you don't like things that are tofty, why 290 00:17:46.319 --> 00:17:50.839 not share that with us? They could TV on social media. Nuts. 291 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:53.319 I love people seeing them my nuts. That brings us 292 00:17:53.359 --> 00:17:54.680 nicely to our story of the week. 293 00:17:56.480 --> 00:17:59.680 Now, now he needs to stick to the script. 294 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:04.519 I was part way through saying something. Right now I'm 295 00:18:04.519 --> 00:18:07.039 gonna have to ask you to just try and imagine 296 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:12.640 this problem. Okay, Right, So there has been an interview 297 00:18:12.680 --> 00:18:16.480 on this Morning, because that's still TV show apparently with 298 00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:18.839 a gentleman about his life problems. 299 00:18:19.799 --> 00:18:21.839 Right, That's something they do on the show. 300 00:18:22.119 --> 00:18:26.039 Because people are assuming that his life is great, right 301 00:18:26.079 --> 00:18:27.079 and everything's brilliant. 302 00:18:27.720 --> 00:18:30.440 Not a former presenter at all, it's okay. 303 00:18:31.279 --> 00:18:33.240 But I think everything's going wonderful and that sort of thing. 304 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:36.480 And he's opened up about some of the unseen expectations 305 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:40.400 and realizations of having this particular problem. Now I completely 306 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:43.720 empathize with him on this and sympathize with him. Okay, 307 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:47.680 as the man with the UK's world's biggest penis has 308 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:49.640 told people how much of a horror it is to 309 00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:55.319 have the world's biggest penis. Yeah, he's saying that he 310 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:56.759 has to he has to bring it up. He has 311 00:18:56.799 --> 00:18:59.480 to mention it because if when you're dating someone, if 312 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:01.400 you just take make it into the bedroom as it were, 313 00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:05.799 and they then see it, most people are shopped and scared. Right, 314 00:19:06.119 --> 00:19:07.920 So you have to mention it at some point that 315 00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:09.799 I have a massive penus. 316 00:19:10.119 --> 00:19:15.519 Right, Is this the actual gentleman? Or can I see this? 317 00:19:15.599 --> 00:19:15.759 Man? 318 00:19:15.799 --> 00:19:16.519 I want to see that. 319 00:19:19.519 --> 00:19:22.759 I don't need like so, so for his protection, I've 320 00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:25.839 purposely not put a picture up or will I mention 321 00:19:25.960 --> 00:19:32.319 his name because someone has Google and tendencies? Right, bit 322 00:19:32.400 --> 00:19:37.000 stork ray, you're thinking about that? 323 00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:42.960 Absolutely got on Instagram? 324 00:19:43.519 --> 00:19:48.880 Why because he finds the female form of nuring. But 325 00:19:48.920 --> 00:19:50.839 he says, you can't like mention it like within the 326 00:19:50.839 --> 00:19:53.000 first ten minutes because that sounds pervy. 327 00:19:54.119 --> 00:19:56.839 I love, I've got yeah exactly. 328 00:19:56.839 --> 00:20:00.799 So it's like the problems coming in because of it's 329 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:02.480 not classic. And then he says, when you do actually 330 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:05.119 get to it as well, penetry of sex is very difficult. 331 00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:07.559 It's not as enjoyable because the person has to be 332 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:17.079 very relaxed, right, I'm not everybody's interfisting, right. The part 333 00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:18.599 has to be relaxed and they have to be prepared 334 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:21.079 for it, and it can be more of a journey. 335 00:20:21.440 --> 00:20:23.880 Whack on some men. You bring out the gun oil. 336 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:31.000 We all know he just used the spit use the loop, 337 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:33.039 playing a triangle down? 338 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:38.920 There? Can we go to break? I might need a minute, got. 339 00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:42.559 A minute, you might need a minute? Thirty seconds? Actually 340 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:49.079 rolling a cigarette? It's not wrong there? 341 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:53.400 How big actually is it? 342 00:20:53.400 --> 00:20:55.200 It's thirteen and a half inches. 343 00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:57.240 But but length is one thing. 344 00:20:57.359 --> 00:21:01.319 What they didn't talk about the girth that we're talking 345 00:21:01.319 --> 00:21:03.759 about the length because it wasn't a let's see if 346 00:21:03.759 --> 00:21:05.039 it will wake your appetite show. 347 00:21:05.400 --> 00:21:09.640 It was this is the situation, like you don't put 348 00:21:09.680 --> 00:21:14.359 a man with a huge on daytime TV for it 349 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:18.000 not to be titulating a housewives sat there doing their 350 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:20.319 knitting and drinking their cups of tea or stay at 351 00:21:20.319 --> 00:21:25.720 home husband's all go or missed Kinsman, I'm busy at work, 352 00:21:26.279 --> 00:21:27.839 our professional I've got a job today. 353 00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:30.200 Did you know you can watch this morning on replay? 354 00:21:30.799 --> 00:21:31.759 No? Can you? 355 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:38.880 I've got a job. 356 00:21:39.079 --> 00:21:42.880 I've got a job. Well, they don't usually have anything 357 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.240 on there that i'd be into. You know who stands 358 00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:48.279 these magazine shows where it's just a few people chatting 359 00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:52.960 away and interviewing random people and talking about rubbish. What's 360 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:53.680 the show like that? 361 00:21:53.839 --> 00:21:55.720 Nobody? But that's all from the buzz this week. 362 00:21:55.960 --> 00:21:58.079 Stick around as coming up, we have a game to 363 00:21:58.119 --> 00:22:10.319 play in our game of the week, Welcome back, and 364 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:14.240 yes you are watching Chewing the Cut and we're going 365 00:22:14.279 --> 00:22:17.200 to play Who's a Kazoo? And this one is for 366 00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:20.000 the man who has found something interesting under his bed, 367 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:25.200 has he it's Mike offfee pop. 368 00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:31.440 Not my bed, not my bed, day of the week. 369 00:22:34.359 --> 00:22:38.359 Who's bed have you been looking on? Better? Not be mine? Anyway, 370 00:22:38.720 --> 00:22:42.000 I believe you have a kazoo ready at hand. 371 00:22:43.119 --> 00:22:44.640 I do, but I'm going to tell you this story 372 00:22:44.680 --> 00:22:47.720 first because it's brilliant. So, as you are aware, I 373 00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:53.160 am recently bereft m So I've not spoken to my 374 00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:54.599 father in twenty one years. 375 00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:58.319 Yes, we're not particularly sad about his passing. 376 00:22:58.359 --> 00:23:00.359 Are well, Well, we're sad about the passing. We're just 377 00:23:00.359 --> 00:23:03.920 not going to miss him that much. It was very homophobic, 378 00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:07.359 called me the F word. Yeah, made a screen call. 379 00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:11.039 No, we all have difficult relationships with Yes. 380 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:14.759 But unfortunately I've had to clean out his flat. I 381 00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:20.960 was under his bed. Oh no, what did you find? A? 382 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:26.920 And and what I'm going to call a very impressive 383 00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:27.759 personal aid. 384 00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:32.720 Wow. 385 00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:35.279 So, ladies and gentlemen, you hear it here first bottom 386 00:23:35.319 --> 00:23:39.559 in his genetic So are you ready for the first 387 00:23:39.559 --> 00:23:40.119 one missed? 388 00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:49.759 After all that he gave you, I've heard some stories, 389 00:23:49.880 --> 00:23:52.680 ladies and gentlemen, and this was not a nice person. 390 00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:54.039 And ah. 391 00:23:55.839 --> 00:24:02.720 Wow mm hmmm. Yes, I've also found a couple of 392 00:24:02.799 --> 00:24:05.279 VHS's and I'm not sure whether I want to watch them. 393 00:24:05.319 --> 00:24:11.839 So the first song, are you ready? 394 00:24:13.039 --> 00:24:18.599 That's that's that's not me? For sake? That has I'm 395 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:20.880 not so could you? 396 00:24:21.799 --> 00:24:24.759 I couldn't imagine I was there, missed. Have to imagine 397 00:24:24.759 --> 00:24:26.720 I lived it going on? 398 00:24:26.759 --> 00:24:27.119 What's this? 399 00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:27.559 Oh? 400 00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:29.400 Oh oh oh? 401 00:24:29.559 --> 00:24:31.400