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<v Speaker 1>Ohkay, no, I don't mind. I actually like the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I came out here. Trust me. If I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like the rain, I would not be out here

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<v Speaker 1>right now, come take a seat. Well, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>just watching everyone go about their lives, boring, I know, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you can always join me. It's quite peaceful. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna catch a cold. I'll be fine. I'm actually not

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<v Speaker 1>cold at all. Really. Yeah, but wet does an equal cold,

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<v Speaker 1>right or does it? Should? It? Should? I be cold

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<v Speaker 1>right now? No? No, no, but then you'll be cold

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<v Speaker 1>if you no. No, it's fine. Really, I'm fine. Oh okay, okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Let me just put this on. Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>What if I don't want to put the hood up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to put the hood up. I like

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<v Speaker 1>the rain. Okay, fine, I can't exactly say no if

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<v Speaker 1>you've already done it, can I? Well? Thank you. It

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<v Speaker 1>was very kind of you, even though you really didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to. But now, what if you're cold? I'm not cold.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see it. You already have goosebumps. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to light to me. Aha, I knew it. Come

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<v Speaker 1>over here, No, seriously, there's plenty of room next to

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<v Speaker 1>me just coming over here. Okay, now, I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to sound strange, but put your hands under

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<v Speaker 1>my hoodie, well under your hoodie, under the hoody that

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<v Speaker 1>we share now apparently, just trust me, put them in there.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll keep them warm. Okay, good, there we go. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>just wrap them up. Yeah, now, keep them in there

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<v Speaker 1>because that will keep your fingers nice and toasty. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you catching a cold, now, do we? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, what made you come out here? Yeah? But

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<v Speaker 1>you know that I don't mind being alone, right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind the company either. I'm not saying you

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have come out here. I'm quite glad you did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everything's fine. Why would it not be? Is it so

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<v Speaker 1>strange that I just like to watch the world? That

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<v Speaker 1>is true? Okay, maybe i've been I've just had a

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<v Speaker 1>lot on my mind recently. I guess I've just been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get it all in order in my head

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<v Speaker 1>and just kind of I don't know, I honestly don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought it'd be nice. It'd be a nice

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<v Speaker 1>change of scenery from sitting at my computer all day.

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<v Speaker 1>The park, I suppose we could go there, m but

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time, I kind of like, I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like the comfort of my own home, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>But if you want to go to the park, then

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<v Speaker 1>feel free. You can go to the park. I won't

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<v Speaker 1>stop you. Okay, thank you. I appreciate you being here.

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<v Speaker 1>You know something I like to do when I'm sat

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<v Speaker 1>on the balcony and you can see all the people

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<v Speaker 1>down below, I like to make up like I like

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<v Speaker 1>to make up scenarios of what their day has been

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<v Speaker 1>like and what it's going to beel like. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know it. It sounds really stupid when I say it

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<v Speaker 1>out loud, but I know what it means. Like for example,

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<v Speaker 1>that woman in the red coat down there, she looks

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<v Speaker 1>like she's just been to the coffee shop, clearly because

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<v Speaker 1>she's got a coffee in her hand. She's just been

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<v Speaker 1>to the coffee shop, and she's just had a really

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<v Speaker 1>hard day at work, and she cannot wait to go

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<v Speaker 1>home to her two cats. She's a single mother of

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<v Speaker 1>two cats. That's gonna be me one day and she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go home. She's gonna kick her feet up by

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<v Speaker 1>the fire, put on her pajamas, maybe watch one of

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<v Speaker 1>those soppy romance movies before she goes to bed at

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<v Speaker 1>about ten pm ready for work the next day. That's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a daily routine. I'm guessing what. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>get all of that. I do. I get those vibes.

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<v Speaker 1>You should try it. Just pick a random person. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I see him, you think? Yeah, yeah, I see it.

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<v Speaker 1>See you get the hang of it now. Hmm? What

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<v Speaker 1>about you? Oh? What do I think your day's been? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good question. I don't know. I haven't really

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<v Speaker 1>seen you much today. What have you been doing? Oh? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>did you have a good day at least? Good? Good? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine was decent, I guess, yeah, clearly. That's why I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the balcony in the Are your hands still warm? No?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean now? How are they still? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>There's only one way to fix this now, Okay, give

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<v Speaker 1>me your hands, okay, put them in between my thighs. No,

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<v Speaker 1>just just trust me, trust me. I do it every time.

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<v Speaker 1>It warms them up instantly. Okay, there, now, just give

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<v Speaker 1>it a minute. Yeah yeah, yeah, I know I just

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<v Speaker 1>said instantly, But just give it a minute. You'll warm

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<v Speaker 1>up in no time. M hmm, what's wrong? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you looking at me like that? If this is turning

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<v Speaker 1>you on or something. Please let me know, just so

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<v Speaker 1>that I know that you secretly have a tie kink

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<v Speaker 1>and I can walk around the apartment in my thigh highs.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it sound like I'm joking to you? Well? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a little bit, but maybe hmmm. No, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>debating whether or not I should say it. Oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>really want me to say it? Huh? Ever, since you

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<v Speaker 1>came out here and came to sit with me, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been fantasizing about things in my head. What things? That's

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<v Speaker 1>a great question. Maybe I shouldn't. Okay, Well, you know

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<v Speaker 1>how in like movies and things, they always like end

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<v Speaker 1>up having a really romantic kissing scene in the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>Judging by your face, you know exactly where I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>with this. But it's just it's just fantasies, right, It's

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<v Speaker 1>not It's not like it's ever gonna happen. M hm, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that would be that would be completely crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't it. I mean, we we live together and we

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<v Speaker 1>have to see each other every single day, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want to do anything to ruin our friendship. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you moving your hands? Are they have they warmed up? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>On your lap? Are you sure is this? Is this

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<v Speaker 1>actually happening? I didn't like fall asleep on the balcony

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<v Speaker 1>or anything to I just had to make sure. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh face you Okay, wait are we actually? Are we

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<v Speaker 1>actually doing this? Okay, yeah, we're doing this. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know how long I've actually wanted to do this? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I've kind of been crushing on you for

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<v Speaker 1>a long long time. Really, damn it. You should have

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<v Speaker 1>said something. No, you should have said something. Why do

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be the one that's not very fairy?

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<v Speaker 1>This is just like a scene from a movie. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like you knew exactly what I wanted. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I basically said it and whatever. Should have